Tell me about the biggest laugh you ever got in high school
>>69153709my friends would announce their farts before popping one out, they'd go "FART!" and then let ass rip, it was pretty funnyI wasn't the farting type, so I didn't get to engange, except once when I felt this massive hurricane brewing within me, I was sitting down on the benches with le buddies, stood up, went "FART!" and pushed, it didn't come out though.So I sat down, dissapointed at the anticlimactic ending, and as soon as my ass touched the seat I let ass rip in such a manner even the wood started vibratingit was pretty funny
This Stacy said something to me and I just turned to her and shouted, "NO STACY I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU." Everyone laughed heartily at that. The girl in question was completely at loss for words. Yes, I stole that gag from Adam Sandler.
>>69153709asked a hot teacher to molest me10 days suspension and had to do therapy for months