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Sup fags, me again

What have your experiences been, man I feel lucky to be located not too far from Tijuana

It's got the best red light district in North America, you can go to the brothels in there and for a $1 tip touch the girls on their tits, ass, pussy or wherever, the most popular brothel there is called Hong Kong

I don't go to those anymore though since a long time, I'm deep in the escort scene now, there are escort agencies and independent girls on telegram, there are also exclusive telegram groups with exclusive girls

I fucked this one last week, a qt, nice and chill
Gave me a real sloppy BJ and fuck her vagina did some shit I've never experienced before

She knew how to squeeze her pussy muscles, kegels during the sex, it felt good but also felt like my dick was getting crushed by her pussy, I've been using a pump tho so could handle it, she was super tight

Finished cumming in her mouth, then she cleaned up and she cuddled up next to me and we just talked

Saw her for 90 mins, was 200 bucks since the cim was extra
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>>69699406
I wish I could have the same array of choice you guys seem to have in certain parts of the world. France and Paris seem cucked in comparison to the stories I can read here sometimes. Bump, good thread and good for you. Escorts don't fill the void but it's a fun hobby.
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>>69699531
Germany has legal brothels and is in spitting distance from Paris. You don't even need a passport.
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>>69699545
I'm 19 and kind of a shut-in, the rare times I go out are for meeting escorts. Going to another country seems like too much trouble for what it's worth + the money investment for traveling
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>>69699406
Eastern Europe here I can get a deep throat from a qt 23 years old and cum in her mouth for $30.
But it still feels nasty cause escorts fuck hundreds of men per year and are fucking nasty.
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>>69699406
I recently had sex with an escort and got to know her after. It broke me. I feel guilty all the time. Young anons, unless you are fucked in the head, dont do this shit.

t. 20 years old
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>>69699683
>It broke me. I feel guilty all the time
Why? If she's not a human traffic victim she chose this path for herself.
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>>69699693
Not everyone has the same opportunities anon. She chose this path because she had no better options.
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>>69699406
ive never been with an escort before or like even touched a female in like 7 years. but she's like a 9/10 very nut worthy
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>>69699722
She can always work McDonalds and flip burgers every day or retail. They hire anyone who isn't homeless.
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>>69699406
200$ to cum in some beaners mouth? I pay 100 to fuck and blow my load into a qts redhead that I grew up with from high school she is great and my favorite hooker and I am not in beaner land where I can get murdered by the cartel. Must suck to get ripped off and live in a shithole
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>>69699683
You are just a pussy anon
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>>69699755
>>69699765
Wow, being a wagie, so much better. You people have no empathy.
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>>69699759
Does she not find it weird? How did you meet her? Are you from Eastern Europe? Are you rich?
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>>69699759
>I pay 100 to fuck
>Must suck to get ripped off and live in a shithole
Lol
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>>69699776
She chose to suck dicks because being a wagie sucks. Meanwhile I'm a wagie. Am I supposed to feel bad for her? Get the fuck out of here you simp retard.
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>>69699800
Fuck you if you think that she had the same opportunities in life that somebody from a good home with the ability to get an education had! If you are such a poor wagie how do you afford escorts? Regardless, I was lucky enough to be born into a good family and go to a good school so yeah I feel like shit about exploiting her. I would never have survived the things she went through. All of you motherfuckers who fuck escorts are massive pieces of shit who have no empathy for other human beings!
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>>69699776
I am a neet and I fuck my hooker seethe faggot
>>69699785
Nope Im a poor neet I grew up with her and she had a shit life and she became a hooker a lot of times we fuck for free just because she is sad about her life but sometimes I pay her because she cries about how bad things are and she needs money for food. I have known here for 15 years she is actually a sweet girl beyond being a hooker
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>>69699820
>how do you afford escorts
They are piss cheap where I live. You are simping for actual hookers. Commit suicide.
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>>69699896
What do you mean by shit life? What happened to her?
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>>69699938
I do not want to go into it too much her family did terrible things to her as a kid and it pretty much ruined her. If she was not a hooker I would wife her up tho but she is too damaged sadly
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>>69699896
>>69699921
You people are scum. Escorts are people too, more often than not people who were dealt a shitty hand in life.
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>>69700076
I mean that is exactly what I have been saying my hooker is a real person I grew up with her went to school with her and she have always been good friends with her. Im not saying she is a dog but the reality is she is a hooker and she wants to chase them things that help her block out the pain. In another life she is probably happy
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>>69700098
If she is your friend why have you not helped her?
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>>69699759
I don't live in Tijuana, I live in socal and I know I can fuck other girls for less

Pic related is 120 for an hour, more for 90 mins, she will also let me creampie her

I've been going since 2019 and never ran into anything bad

Stay hatin
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>>69700434
Are you rich? What do you do for a living?
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>>69700459
Not rich, but could live decently if Ioved down to TJ or Mexico city

I got a remote job in digital marketing
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Visiting Germany and going to a FKK club today. Can't wait.
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>>69699683
Are you that faggot who simped for ice di
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>>69700163
I have helped her as much as I can there is not much else to do sadly
>>69700434
That is one ugly beaner bro. You live in sd I am guessing?
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>>69700585
Who the fuck is ice di?
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>>69700633
>ice di?
only fans whore who gets advertised on this board. a guy keeps making threads about her. I'm helping him by spreading awareness about this, best to not just say anything at all desu
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>>69699545
Literally live in germany and still have to drive an hour to get to where any are, wish we had some closer so I could just drop in
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>>69700612
I forgot you fags have unrealistic standards
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>>69699683
Damn I get to hurt females by fuckin them? Sign me up, booking one right now?
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>>69699406
Just get bareback bjs. Cheaper than full sex, condomless and you don't have to do anything, just relax and cum.
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>>69700888
>bareback bjs
Can you catch diseases from this?
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>>69699531
wtf are you on about, literally go to the outskirts of paris and you have plenty of women to fuck fuck less than 100 euros
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>>69701023
yes disregard that anon
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man how the FUCK do u even go about getting an escort? i know they are called "lizards" just search on YT but thats for the streets. Would they be weirded out if i asked them to take the leading role as i am a virgin ? wouldnt weird them out ?
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>>69699820
>Fuck you if you think that she had the same opportunities in life that somebody from a good home with the ability to get an education had! If you are such a poor wagie how do you afford escorts? Regardless, I was lucky enough to be born into a good family and go to a good school so yeah I feel like shit about exploiting her. I would never have survived the things she went through. All of you motherfuckers who fuck escorts are massive pieces of shit who have no empathy for other human beings!
Onions
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>>69700098
why are you making up such shitty stories?
>>69701271
i mean your paying for what most people expect to get for free and even your sex-life is just more consooooooming
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>>69701326
I'd rather pay for actual sex than for images on a screen. I'd rather fund the local Turkish pimp instead of some Jewsh company
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>>69699722
Do you feel the same if she chose to server you Star Bucks instead?! wtf
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>>69699820
They can choose NOT to do it.
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>>69701023
The risks are minimal, like only if god really hates you.
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>>69701023
Yeah but you gotta be unlucky as shit. Too rare to worry about desu.
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>>69701221
Tell them you're a beginner or don't have much experience, not that you're a virgin
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I've seen a grand total of 12 escorts in my lifetime. The funny thing about them is that they all look slightly different from each other. I've hired everything from thick black girls to tall, pale white girls, to cute redheads. This is in Canada.

Best lay I would have to say was a tall, very skinny white girl. She was very flexible, I was shocked that she managed to get her legs behind her head. Her vagina was as tight as a viper, and when she orgasmed her grip actually hurt a little bit, and I came right after.

Second best was a thicc filipina woman who was also really enjoying it.
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>>69701921
>She was very flexible, I was shocked that she managed to get her legs behind her head. Her vagina was as tight as a viper, and when she orgasmed her grip actually hurt a little bit, and I came right after.
Nah you blew it here, I guess you thought most people wouldn't suspect someone is making up stories about having sex with whores of all things but you are just too dumb.
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>>69701972
>Nah you blew it here, I guess you thought most people wouldn't suspect someone is making up stories about having sex with whores of all things but you are just too dumb.

What? I swear to god man I'm not joking. I was having sex with her, then all of a sudden I felt her gripping very hard. I was shocked, never felt that before. I don't know whether that was genuine or she had strong pelvic muscles.
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>>69699545
cool. but so what? dudes who can't get laid don't want sex, per se. the real problem is that they are completely fucking useless to society. society has deemed them to be losers and thus they have no value to society. if they had a shred of value, then society would reward them with pussy. and the fucking feminists always say fucking stupid bullshit like how the guys should just go to a whore now and then without wanting to understand the real problem. they know very well what the real problem is, obviously, but they ain't telling, are they? they just play dumb and act like they don't know very well what the real problem is.
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>>69699776
>oh no I have to work it's the end of the world, so I better whore myself out
Some of you guys have really lost the grip on reality. Having the choice between working at mcdicks or literally whoring yourself out any sane person will always choose the former.
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>>69699406
I was going to lose my virginity to picrel but she wanted $300 for an hour. That's fucking insane. Pussy just is not worth that price, bro. I might just save up to go somewhere else.
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>>69699776
>No other options
>NOOOOO shes too good to work in the wage cage like the rest of us

Fucking faggot simp KYS.

There is no real excuse for sex work in a developed country were there are abundant employment opportunities.

Sex work, as it currently is being practiced, is solely to manipulate males out of their money for a worthless coom.
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>>69703377
>worthless coom
The men paying obviously value their coom higher. I see it as a degenerate tax and fully support the women collecting.
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>>69703306
That chin does not look very feminine.
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>>69703424
I thought her having a deformed chin would mean she would be cheaper.
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>>69703405
Foids who want to sell their pussy should only be able to do so at government controlled prices, in order to prevent them from price gouging us. Literally no pussy is worth 200-300 per hour.

>fully support the women collecting.
You're a faggot woman worshipper who should eat a bullet then
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>>69703479
I was implying she's not exactly a woman. Anyway, if I was you, I'd splurge on a chick I found hot and that had good reviews.
>>69703488
State-owned enterprise brothels? You'd like Michal Nowicki, the crazy Polish Stalinist, that's his idea of how to force young women to get married.
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I need a crew to visit Vietnam with me. These women are far sexier than Thailand

https://youtu.be/xNGTDfCzCA4
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>>69699406
Last time I visited an escort i spent about 20 minutes talking to her and it just made me feel guilty. She was a really nice lady and treated her job like a therapy session for clients. Afterwards she was telling me about how she gets harassed by clients and the cops all the time. She was so nice and talking to her really made me realize she was a person trying their best with what was available to them. I guess the lesson to take away is don't talk to your escorts.
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>>69703499
>State-owned enterprise brothels? You'd like Michal Nowicki, the crazy Polish Stalinist, that's his idea of how to force young women to get married.


Its not really a crazy idea tho. If women are joining chads harem, why shouldn't men be able to create a state-mandated, publicly subsidized, harem that all tax paying males have access to ?
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>>69703750
I wasn't saying it couldn't be effective, but it's a little out there and out the Overton window. Can't be pulled off with gradual socdem reforms though.
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>>69703306
Needs to shave her chin
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ive been trying to find a prostitute for my birthday

no luck so far, all seem to be scammers who want money sent via cash app and stuff

i say cash only, in person and they refuse

where do i get a fucking hooker in tri state area?
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>>69704629
I use mymegapersonals. Based Escortcel buys whores all the time and made a guide for incels

https://youtu.be/1mAgZLnorZM
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>>69703602
I went to a massage parlor in Ho Chi Minh without any intentions of sexual services and ended up getting a blowjob. They had excellent service.
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>>69699722
>She chose this path because she had no better options.
We've all done that. We're just on different paths.
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>>69704629
Private delights
Eros
Erotic monkey
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>>69699820
Don't get too twisted up in feeling for them. They can stop doing it, they are women they can do easy jobs like work at a florist, or reception, its easy to get a simple job as a woman. But these girls usually like being whores, its exciting and fun for them. She probably gave you a sob story because you related to her that way. The next guy she'd be happy to adapt to however he's feeling
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>>69705553
If you want an insight into it the book Pimp by Iceberg SLim is pretty interesting. He kind of treats them like dogs and they become that way
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>>69705009
excellent resource.
Wish I had this when I was in my early 20s I was too chicken shit to do this stuff back then.

Some of the comments though make me sick.
Some of these guys are giga-cucks.
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>>69703499
>if I was you, I'd splurge on a chick I found hot and that had good reviews
I wanted to lose it to this girl but she wants $400. Idk that just sounds like so much money but she was the hottest I could find.
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>>69705879
Nigga r u retarded. Its like 400 bucks! R u seriously bitching over 400 bucks. I spend at minimum 2 grand on escorts a night, usually 10 grand.
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>>69705984
You're literally the problem with the dating market dude.
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>>69706015
U niggas r broke lmao
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>>69706023
Okay bud, assuming you aren't a LARPing faggot, how the fuck can you afford to spend 10 grand on escorts?

How old are you?
What jobs are you working?
Whats your education?

Fuck.
replied to myself by mistake.
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>>69706099
>How old are you?
28
>What jobs are you working?
I was born into a very wealthy German family
>Whats your education?
I studied a meme degree at an elite university
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>>69705009
every girl seems to be a scammer who wants money via cashapp or some shit rather than cash in person

Im trying to find one but they all seem like fake and scammers on that site

did they ask for payment via cashapp or something? or did you pay with cash ?
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>>69706169
>just be a rich bro
But seriously, What the fuck is a richfag doing on r9k? Richfags literally do not even need prostitution. Even if you are an unskilled retard, you could just use your family status and resources to pluck a german woman from a lower caste of society to be your GF so long as you dangle marriage but never go through with it.

Getting pussy via GF is orders of magnitude cheaper than escortcelling.
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>>69706266
I used to pull normal girls but escorts are more fun. Im on /r9k/ because Im the black sheep of my family. You have no idea how fucked up I am. Im kind of like Hunter Biden lol
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>>69699531
In France there are a few on snap
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>>69706357
>You have no idea how fucked up I am. Im kind of like Hunter Biden lol
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>>69705984
>Its like 400 bucks!
NTA, but when you say it that way it seems even less worth. I can do so many things with $400. I can get box suite tickets at the game for less than that. I could buy my entire steam wishlist for less than that. I could buy a new guitar for that price. I fail to see why dudes spend all this money just to get their dick wet for an hour.
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I live in NY and I want to see an escort but they are so expensive here, 400/hr. I don't know much about the scene so maybe I'm looking in the wrong places any advice for a newbie?
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>>69706868
I need to go back to jail so i can figure out how to get bitches cheap. Its possible.

When I was 18 i was arrested for assault and spent 4 months in jail. In that time I met a dude who was telling me about how cheap pussy was if you knew where to look. He was saying shit like how you could get pussy for literally 50 dollars. I lost contact with the guy once I got discharged.

My advice: make friends with people who commit violent crimes for money. They might be able to hook you up with really cheap pussy.
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paying to bust a nut isn't worth it

paying to experience pussy is worth it

gf = free sex
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>>69703750
AND insurance should pay for weekly Mental Health sessions!
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>>69705009
OMGawwwwwwwd
Think I'd rather save the time, energy, safety, and just beat it after listening to that.
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>>69706435
We're all talking with Hunter and don't even know it.
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Any nyc anons here have any experience with escorts? I'd like one but don't know where I'd look
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>>69707622
Publicly funded Government sex brothels is where you belong. When a foid turns 18 instead of the draft she will be forced to serve as a comfort woman for the good of the country.

But yeah, keep seething roastie
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>>69706864
Because there is no other way for us to get our dick wet
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>>69706864
Nothing in your list is more important than sexual gratification. Steam wishlist, are you fuckin kidding me?
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>>69699722
https://img.4plebs.org/boards/pol/image/1639/34/1639343610084.webm
file too to big to attach but here's a link
this kills the anti-prostitution feminist
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>>69700870
fr
it's astounding to me that a girl like that goes for only 120/hr, these mexican chicks could really up their prices and guys would still pay lol
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>>69700876
that's a lie feminists proliferate
contrary to popular belief, women enjoy having sex
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>>69701972
they fake orgasms, and I've heard some (this is not common) even flex their muscles down there
perhaps that's what he was describing, although I agree it's most likely a larp
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>>69705731
the comment in your pic is literally true though
https://psmag.com/environment/17-to-1-reproductive-success
thank god for civilization, as much of a shitshow as it has been lately, at least some men get to marry and those who don't can always just have sex with prostitutes :D
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>>69708549
>https://psmag.com/environment/17-to-1-reproductive-success

this is AFTER agriculture an property was invented. Even then society developed systems to enforce monogamy to prevent societal collapse.

Before money and property, 50% of men reproduced.
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>>69707743
No lol, Im not Hunter, I actually posted here before, some of you may recognize me. Im a degenerate former collegiate athlete from a very wealthy German family. My family basically gives me money out of pity but they dont really talk to me anymore.
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>>69708609
>MONEY and property
Money is actually a later invention than agriculture and marriage, read Hudson. Basically, the whole story about how money developed out of barter is bullshit because there's no archeological evidence for barter ever being a normal regular thing and not an edge case for people who can't understand and trust each other. Property and ownership over farmland also wasn't really always a thing in the modern sense, private property as we understand it is a post-feudal, modern, post-liberal-revolution concept - prior to the enclosures plenty of land was collectively held for everyone's public use.
tl;dr you don't need a money economy or private property to figure out how to distribute women
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>>69708711
Where I was going with the barter thing is that early trade often ran purely on debts, IOUs made against the next year's harvest and cancelled on delivery, no physical money existed until states started requiring it as payment for taxes.
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>>69708636
what number does your throwaway discord end with if you have one?
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>>69708799
I dont remember. I lost access to it. I did make one though.
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>>69708840
yeah we last spoke on 27/07. how is the drug problem?
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>>69708908
Id like to think its getting better. I do less hard drugs now and more soft.
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>>69709054
allah is with you. jacob says high. we have seen him. cross the bridge with which there is water. expect it. remember 48? soon brother.
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>>69709132
What? What is that supposed to mean lmao?
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>>69701921

I had 30ish so far. In Germany there used to be "all you can fuck" clubs. Spent 150 bucks and you could fuck as many whores as you were able to on that day. Those were the days. Had two threesomes because of that. Really interesting experience to fuck one chick while the other is kissing your body.
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>>69699722
I have no better option to get laid. At least she gets paid for it.
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>>69709462
>Really interesting experience to fuck one chick while the other is kissing your body.
I'm a khhv but after I've had sex with one prostitute I might have to try two
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>text a new agency booker
>they require pic of ID, selfie, selfie with ID, pics of 2 paystubs for screening purposes
Is this legit how screenings work?
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>>69710377
Sounds fishy desu
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About escorts, I am glad that I live in southern Brazil. I can fuck a stacy escort for $40 an hour.
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>>69699683
Translation he fell in love with her and she took all his money
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>when she doesn't answer your text asking if she's available
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>>69711154
Don't worry friend, she'll answer eventually

Maybe some rich oldcel took her on a trip
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>>69699406
Recently saw a blonde milf with big tits, we spent some time French kissing then I had her give me a great tit wank and I came lots over her boobs and then she showered it off and I helped her, then after that I fingered her while we chatted
Unfortunately I couldn't get hard again because I'm certain I have ED but she didn't mind and I'm going to the doctors about it now so hopefully soon my dick will be fixed so I can do more with her
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>>69699406
Has anyone here had an overnight stay with an escort and actually slept with them? What's it like?
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>>69712121
It's too expensive in the West for overnights. My friend got a Thai girl to spend the entire week with him for $300. He said it was like having a gf. Lots of kissing, cuddling, hand holding, fucking, and going out.
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>>69712153
Damn, I'm in the UK and it's 1000 for an overnight
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>>69712121
>>69712153
>>69712216

unless you know em well, ie seen em before many times. NEVER pay for multiple hours. could turn out to be crazy, a drunk, a drugie, etc.... and doesnt want to fuck.

if its a first meet, keep it as short and cheap as possible. if you are lookin for kinky drawn out stuff, you need specific ones, who you click wit
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>>69706199

never ever ever pre pay a hooker. you are beggin to be scammed / robbed. dudes are dumb, she or el pimp are seein who s dumb enou to send $$ from 10 states away w no return.

if someone asks for a deposit, reply LOL

and move on
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>>69712452
yeah problem is they are all fucking scammers and no legit whores out there :(
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>>69712845

assumin you are in burger land,

try: TER review,
camp out on there, read reviews, noobs sections, etc... hobby ere is no joke. and if you wonder wy it sucks so bad,

thank a feminist and a churc turd. they are ones that drive Only Chad can touc pussy irl meme
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I'll check it out yeah burgerland
I'm going to travel to where its legal probably , because this shit is annoying af
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>>69713019

if you re talkin Nevada, dont, its scam city,
if you are talkin outside of ere. dont say a word about it to anyone. they monitor for sex tourism, have a good excuse for goin where ever
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>>69713121
>>69713121
its legal there it wouldn't be a scam and I've been to foreign countries where it was legal literally hundred girls to choose from every night
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>>69713159

its a scam in that its $1,000+ to fuck a 5/10. you could find in your area for $200.
and we ave laws that say if you do stuff over seas thats legal there but illegal ere it can get you in trouble.
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>>69699406
Where can I pay to just lick a girls feet? No sex.
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I'm close to just saying fuck it and losing my virginity to one but holy shit I hate living in the US
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>>69699406
aren't you afraid of getting STDs and shit?
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>>69705879
You are unironically being gay. Cheapskate bastard.
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>>69699406
Do you think America will ever legalize this? And has there been an increase in demand?



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