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knutsford, Cheshire edition
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>>69703060
i wonder what life is like in knutsford
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Need a HHL wanking status update
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>>69703070
disagreeing that mutilating your genitals and calling yourself susan makes you female, apparently makes you a nazi nowadays.
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Nazi scum

off our streets
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need a forsty jackz stock market status update
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>>69703094
it's hyperbole but the weirdos are calling it 'child abuse' there are exaggerators on both sides
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i wonder whats poley's take on that standoff
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well that was fun

good job Leeds
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>>69703108
i'd have gone along to support this 'parents against child abuse' crowd if i'd known it was happening. can't agree i wouldn't have been locked up that night for losing my rag though. it is child abuse to pretend that a man can become a woman. he can't, no more than a daffodil can become a helicopter.
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Looks like the trannies won.
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Need a SSM drinking update. Ill only drink if he is cos he my hero and I do what he do
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love laxatives
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love feminine penis
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>he's a stay-at-home benefit-scrounging junkie
>thinks he's better than anyone
lol
lmao even
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>>69703172
nothing wrong with taking it easy, some folks are not made for work
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>>69703135
i'd have gone along to support the opposite to you

some kids are just transgender anon it's not even that many
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>>69703096
Support black art
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Got inspired to dust off the old rig, and got back out on the road.
First delivery, wonder why there's a police car after a broken down car, then curse him out as I nearly missed my junction, then saw why he was blocking the junction.
I managed to pass them, and got the delivery done.
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Ever notice it's always miserable, older people on the anti-LGBT side? Incels often side with them too because they can't stand seeing people happy. People that go and support pride parades are happy, young and don't discriminate.
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>>69703231
I even thought, oh I forgot the image, but still posted.
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man i fucking stink
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>>69703230
>Support bIack art
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>>69703241
Trucker lad
Me?
Doing a del to Germany
Got the tyres and decal dlc to slice it up
We rigging
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where is mihai?
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>>69703312
He got deported back to Romania
It sad
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>>69703302
I just play it, there are anons that know more about it than I do, that can mod it, and many other things, I'm not being funny, but I'm just a fan of playing it.
I'm sticking to UK, need to get used to is again before going abroad, I'm just taking a break in birmingham, need to have a smoke and then jump back on. I got a few fines on that run, I'm not happy, and went for the easy straight in parking.
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>ywn experience romanian bussy
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Plump and Scottish Anon reunited at last.
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>>69703060
why doesn't keir starmer fuck off
go hill walking or something (re: smith)
shakes things up. you get corpses in labour. get control. wont budge. starmer is a complete, absolute failure .. why doesn't that potatohead alcoholic PLANK fuck off out of politics so there can be an opposition.
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Just finished laying out the EDC

Gonna pack that shit and ride out in about 5-10
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Doc prescribed me pregabalin yesterday. How much can I sell them for "on da streetz"
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>>69703458
he "isn't a socialist" and no longer supports renationalisation when even the Tories do

what the fuck is Labour now?
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this general is for feels not politics
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>>69703466
labour is invisible. project starmer. starmer hasn't got a clue. he is an alcoholic and he is pilled up
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>>69703464
i buy ten 300 mg tablets for a tenner
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>Haha wow the nazi race theories were so absurd weren't they, race doesn't even exist
>Btw did you know there are five million genders to chose from?
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>>69703471
'feels' you are fucked because it is a right wing shithole. johnson operated in a vacuum. 'hateland' the whole place is a mess. starmer 'moved on from law' there is no justice. there are only mobs.
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>>69703471
>Le concern-trolling /r/leftypol discord troon face
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>>69703481
this but unironically

innit
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>>69703487
johnson empowered right wing knuckle dragging SHIT. all johnson did. you are a waste of time. wont' let me discuss politics.? die in it. you are idiots. finished. why bother with the british. investment capital "no" .. it is an unstable shithole. of unskilled filth, propagandized.
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>>69703472
>he is an alcoholic
i wouldn't mind this some of the best politicians have been alkies

however he is not fit for office. BoJo's biographer said Boris isn't an alky he just uses alcohol cleverly to manipulate people. Keir Starmer visibly has high blood pressure and no morals.
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>>69703480
I'm currently on 75mg. Although Dr Ungbo said he'd increase the dosage.
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>>69703514
yeah 300 mg is quite high, i take one and it does help with anxiety but it gives me a bit of a 'body high' where i want to run around and pretend to be an aeroplane

doesn't feel addictive like benzos i don't think you'll get much money for them just eat them as directed by Dr Ungbo
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>>69703497
>Look ma i'm baiting on britfeelpol
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>>69703351
You seen bald's new vlog as well? That kike fucker is cranking out some more hi quality material before calling it quits on jootube it seems like

I wonder how many SOVIET BUS STOPS he encounters during those 50 minutes heh
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Where did this visual trope of hackers always wearing hooded jackets in front of a screen in a dark room even come from lol

Probably some shitty 90s movie
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>>69703578
the matrix?
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Imagine being antifa and thinking you are against the system, the same system that allows you to operate freely while outlawing genuine opposition groups like the former National Action
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>>69703547
cant stand this guy, really creepy
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>>69703547
bald t shirt sunglasses
let me guess
brexiter
'sales' if that
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>>69703592
imagine posting garbage like this in britfeel
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Ebherin will be celebrating tonight.
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Girls are a nuisance, full of shit and selfish.
Spent last night together and all today at a BBQ with her/"our" friends, we had plans later to meet my friend and his wife for drinks out but Faith is too tired now. This shit gets pulled more often than not, puling out late on whatever.
Considering going it solo in life, lads, less hassle.
Hope you're having a good day and have nice plans!
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favourite arab strap song?
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need an ebin hairline update
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>>69703637
wine. 2 bottles hs been over a week
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Alright imma head out for lunch now
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>>69703637
>Hope you're having a good day and have nice plans!
this is the worst weekend of my life
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>i surgically moulded my penis into the shape of a pyramid
>i am now Egypt
>if you disagree you are committing a hate crime and should go to prison
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>>69703513
he likes beer thats why hes so fucked
hes not even a classy alcoholic. starmer 'beer'
he likes beer a lot. hes a real pisshead on beer which doesnt amount to much
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piss off with that /pol/ shite please
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Gonna take an edible and watch Breaking Bad
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dont understood how people can drink so much beer over such a long time, the sheer volume you have to consume is insane and fucks up your stomach, why not switch to something with more alcohol in it?
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>>69703700
take your plagues elsewhere please, and stop lying to society, thanks
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>>69703547
He's been saying he's gonna quit YouTube for years now
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>>69703716
stronger stuff will cause a lot more damage. drinking a flammable poison is not gentle on the intestine. a more diluted alternative will kill a lot less swiftly.
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Gonna snort some cocaine and post walls of texts here
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Got a bumble date later on. Meeting her at nandos (her choice)
Wish me luck
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>>69703669
You're going to be rat arsed, are you on the white or red?

>>69703677
>this is the worst weekend of my life
I'm sorry to hear this and hope you haven't lost someone, do you have someone to talk with?
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>>69703753
Good luck de lod
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>>69703753
Didn't realise people above the age of 14 still went to nandos
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>>69703762
i have you to talk with
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>>69703762
red = something
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I've moved to a new area, didn't know anyone. Joined a footy team and met some friends, but can't click or feel "included" in the main group of people - anyone have any idea to get through this? they've all known each other since kids but I've only been here just under a year now
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>>69703513
high blood pressure definitely. he is red nosed red faced. always 'edgy' hes on pills to even his moods which put him up or down. sometimes interviewed, he is "hyper" "energised" and it is unnatural. the majority of the time he is semi asleep looking forward to his next drink. that is the opposition leader. he has no communication skills at all, no empathy. he is condescending.
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>>69703762
alri bacon runt
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>>69703769
Weird comment. They sell alcohol there.
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>>69703637
Alri lollers, shame to hear you have girl issues, hope it gets better for you.
I'm having an alright day, no plans, just playing ETS2.
Just having a chair boogie at the moment while having a smoke.
https://youtu.be/yOLd4jl0uQ8
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Word is, keir is inna hospital.
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>>69703959
gr8.
burnham or raynor
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>>69703968
I was going to post an article, but struggled to change the date on inspect element, the ruse remains at stage 1, for now.
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>>69703513
>BoJo's biographer said Boris isn't an alky he just uses alcohol cleverly to manipulate people.

Biggest load of shit ever. Lemme guess, his biographer licks his arse.

>O-oh no those 2 bottles of wine BoJo drinks on a thursday evening isnt being an alcoholic.. oh ho ho that would be uncouth and low class drinking alcohol for fun. No. He drinks those 2 wines to devilishly weave his inner, brilliant machinations into the minds of his opponents. Throughout the drinking sessions you can observe him wringing his hands laughing manically to himself realising his grandiose plans knowing that he has ESTABLISHED FAKE RAPPORT WITH HIS ENEMIES by DRINKING ALCOHOL!!!!

He likes to get pissed its fucking stupid to say anything other than that
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>>69704012
yeah but some ppl use alcohol to bring people down to a level. get what they want. it is possible that johnson knows how to do that, socially. all johnson is = a social animal. he is unfocussed, dissolute
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Not much of an 'IT professional' desu

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11086029/IT-expert-threw-153m-Bitcoin-away-barred-searching-Welsh-landfill-despite-10m-dig-fund.html
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>Britain is set to swelter in 35C heat next week
Will need to get the fannington out again
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>>69704042
ugh, not again. fucking hell, summertime never used to be this unbearably shit.
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>>69703060
Any lads here into gunpla/plamo? What's a good place to get kits?
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>>69703807
>i have you to talk with
I'm happy you feel this way, you're never alone with the /britfeel/ lads on your side!

>>69703835
Don't you get a banging headache from red vino?
Every time it gets me even from half a bottle
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>>69703946
Hiya mate! Seems more lads are getting into the trucking now. ETS2 looks amazing, the closes I can get is Truck Driver on PS4 and I downloaded it, I'm shit at is hahahaha.
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>>69704085
if you buy cheap wine you are going to be messed up by the tannins or whatever in it. banging headache associated with wine = cheap wine.
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>>69704012
someone got the photo of his resignation speech. he doesn't take things not = seriously . he did play, johnson.
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i held helnds hands witth hith him
uhhh i i kinda went to kinda to weird to a weird a went a went to a to a with weird movie
he kissed me at the the end end
my god my ahhhh he was so lovely
no really he kissed me at the end i felt my love

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H__XJ1qL1dE

mihai cannot sing about the above the ground
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>>69704165
johnson was on LBC with 'tugenhadt' .. tugenhadt was spieling off derisively about immigrants. johnsons was shocked, trying to control tugendhat. The problem with johnson was that he was not = 'organisationally aware' he hadn't run organisations on the ground level. Neither has say 'starmer' .. johnson was genuiniely shocked by the posturing opinion of one of his mps because he had never been into contact with his mps insofar as he was unaware of what they were doing, what they were talking about. Johnson was oblivious. Gordon Brown (for instance). knew abosubtely everything.. other politicians knew everything but didn't care (theresa may). truss will be the same. truss knows that the tory brand = 'cruelty is strength' re: osbourne. they all aspire to be 'thatcherists', there is nothing else. Thatchers' wasn't an economic miracle - it was on the back of reagan.The british do not invest, they do not build. The definition of a british business = 'short term scam'. investors internationally have it as AVOID. it is a basketcase, culturally, educationally, politically. The I.T. is non-existant.
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Me? Wungerover af from the last night. Went on the cokey wokey, only had a few keys though. My mates girlfriend's mate turned out be a dominatrix on OnlyFans cooooor. She gave me her number and said I book a cock and ball torture session with her. I shouldn't have told her I was a virgin though because she charges 50 quid extra for virgins. Getting back on the wooze later me. Gonna order a wizza first though.
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>>69704234
Bullshit. You were here all night posting without your trip.
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ANOTHER Saturday night indoors over-eating and posting on this board again. I love my life...
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>>69704114
It was the lads talking on here, that got me wanting to play it again. It's comfy af, can just drive around, you don't have to progress much, just save up and get a decent truck.
Did I mention that stray game I saw? Wasn't sure if it would be something you'd like, it seemed a bit different to normal games, and I know you like them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJawWyRUOBM
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>>69704255

Well, I clearly wasn't here but never mind.
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sad angry anon will definitely have left his box room to show those faggots, if only he knew in advance!
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Bit of wausage on a wap. Wovewy.
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We're all having a laugh about local news man in the discord
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How good is the Samsung M32 offer on hotukdeals?
I don't know how much of an effect the currency exchange will have on the price
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>>69704234
u gonna order a wizza on ur telewone?
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>>69704234
>She gave me her number and said I book a cock and ball torture session with her. I shouldn't have told her I was a virgin though because she charges 50 quid extra for virgins

Sounds like absolute bollocks. I always thought you were a more or less straight talker helperlad but you keep coming out with stuff that doesnt sound grounded in reality. it sounds like stuff someone clueless would make up thinking its what the crack is.
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I have HAD IT with these rail strikes.
Where do these train drivers get off for just not doing their work and then demanding more money?
If anyone else did that, they'd be sacked.
And it's not just one group.
The WHOLE train network has to be cancelled.
Why?
Maybe if they spent the extra money they made from putting the prices up on staff instead of gay flags again, maybe they'd like working a bit more.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=973ibay5504&list=RDMM973ibay5504&start_radio=1 [Embed]

the malev hungarian hungarian pilots and crews asked me?
mihai, would you like to see this airbus?
sure i said, and they showed me from from cockpait to tail
and they were so nice to me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FIRTw609o8&list=RDMM973ibay5504&index=3
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>>69704507
they're on 60k
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>>69704507
Staff don't deserve more money than they're getting. Mad how your little tirade was against them but then you said they should get paid more LOL
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>>69704540
Fuck me, and they want MORE?
I'm in the wrong line of work.
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>>69704540
if starmer would even engage with the unions he'd start enforcing even pay rises. unions have power in sectors where they can shut down the economy. train drivers have the power. because you have no opposition and an opposition the union leaders absolubtely despise, and will not deal with, for many many reasons -- you have no reforms no engagement no labour movement, at all. Why doens't keir starmer fuck off out of politics, so there can be an opposition. keir starmer response to the union issue = his usual regular vacuum tory favoring/non stance. it is all the fault of keir starmer. why doesn't keir starmer retire just do whatever he wants (he can).
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>>69704572
>but then you said
That was an example of money going to the wrong department and compromise, not an agreement for them to be paid extra.
They try and use the cost of living increase as an excuse but don't realise it affects everyone.
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>>69704299
Thank you, found another review on it
>STRAY - 12 Things You NEED TO KNOW Before You Buy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMj6V_XrTas
Also found the cracked game for PC if you want to give it a go
>Stray-Razor1911
https://rarbg2021.org/torrent/84xc1b7
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>>69704234
>only had a few keys though
Kilograms? We got a coke fiend in here.
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>>69704301
The concept of "Loser vision" i.e, censored views for betas is making me rock hard atm
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I wish my dick were larger
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Do you think doing a blood pact on the 4th date is too soon?
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>tfw no cutter gf
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>>69704616
I am but a simple simpleton lollers, it's best if I just pay for games, save myself a headache that way. I struggle enough with films and that.
You going to get it?
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>>69704647
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>I wish my dick were larger
same desu, i mean mine, not yours
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>>69704655
Once I put my finger into my gf's vagina and it came out coated in blood. I guess that's like a blood pact?
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>>69704716
Yes I think so too, it's quite romantic
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>>69704691
>>69704647
same. 6 inch. both length and circumference. not enough.
a lot of people pretend that that's above average. bullshit, don't believe it. they're just trying to make me feel better. when i was a teen i turned down sex multiple times because i'm also a 'grower' not a 'shower'. bad. not like i can have a dick enlargement like girls can have sacks of lard shoved in their tits for a few grand. unfair.
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wanking update wanking update?
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Fuck Chelsea

Simple as
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Chelsea is a football team
Simple as
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>got new tyres on the truck
>raido is playing
>on my way to gothberg
>cold beer in hands
fuck me this is maximum womfy
Hope ym sound lads and especially the truckers are all good <3
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burnt my tongue with my soup
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My bottom hungers for a BBC stretching session i sink desu desu
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how can anyone think holly is the hotter of the two? fearne is clearly the tastier specimen
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Still upset about my dropped burger lads. I asked mummy if she could make me another one and she refused. Cruel bitch. That was my dinner too. Asked her if I could have some of the turkey slices and she said they were hers.
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Blood pact scheduled for next Saturday
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>walk around london with a camera
>women give you attention
It's that easy
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>>69705125
Go do it then and stop boring us with this self-pitying drivel
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>>69705125
woooowww that's an ugly bunch of blobs
>>69705133
shut it seethie
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WMAF couple spotted
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Normal day in london I guess
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>>69705125
Pretty sure the guy is wearing a shirt that says "smile you're on YouTube" or something like that.
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Aaah look at all the womfy Apus....
Aaah look at all the womfy Apus....
Aaah look at all the womfy Apus....

Apu Apustaja
Picks up the crusts on the street where a pizza has been
Stupid and green
Waits in the tower
Counting the change that he keeps in larp jars by the door
Who is it for?

All the womfy Apus
Where do they all come from?
All the womfy Apus
Where do they all belong?

Norf FC Hunter
Printing chatlogs from a wrong'un that will disappear
Bazza they fear
Look at him hunting
Chasing a bonce in the night, worse than a nightmare
On social welfare.

All the womfy Apus
Where do they all come from?
All the womfy Apu
Where do they all belong?

Ah, look at all the womfy Apus!
Ah, look at all the womfy Apu!

Apu Apustaja
Bashed in the street he was battered and bloodily maimed
Helper defamed
Norf FC Hunter
Wiping the blood from his bat as he walks from frens grave
No frog was saved
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I have returned from me lunch
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>>69705296
Fuck off Yankoid
It's dinner time.
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Just spent 90 minutes testing a Super Scope before posting it to find out it's my TV that's the fucking problem.
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>>69704637

Sames. I'm in the process of transitioning to only watching censored porn. I find it makes getting through no wuttington easier.

>>69704465

Aye. Good order me wugular wepperoni with wushrooms.
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/BBC/i:op:no;boards:r9k
corr
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>>69703060
Question for bongs, where do you see the country in 30 years? Will niggers have reached critical mass? Are you guys planning to RAHOWA?
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>>69705332
Good shout lad I'll be adding this
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>>69705331
uncensored ver?
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That's the wizza ordered. Now just need to find a film to watch
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>>69705444
feet suspiciously gravitating towards man-sized
>pink toenails match pink coat in background however
>place is tidy
hmmmmm, can't tell, can't tell can't tell can't tell. reveal the truth anon, or at least furnish us with more clues as to whether you're some manner of goddess, or just another repulsive, mentally ill spastic tucking his dick between his legs. hmm hmm hmm
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>>69705525
Sorry to disappoint you anon lad but they are Alya Goddess's feet, not mine x
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actually impressed, ngl
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>>69704677
I can talk you through copied games if you like. I'll get it when I fire up the PS4, not been on it in weeks I'm addicted the Sopranos series hahaha
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Completely dead in here tonight.
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might start simping for the romanian girl at work
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>>69705620
>Completely dead in here tonight.
Entertain us then lad
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>>69705570
oh sure, sure just play with me, pull at my heart strings, why not. i can take it. i'm not bothered one bit. i am stronk.
>lip wobbles uncontrollably
>>69705590
what an elegant, sophisticated princess she is. i wonder in what social settings she most enjoys performing this party trick. i'd take her to the office christmas party for sure.

oh wow i'm really very drunk indeed. who else is very drunk? i'm at that point where it takes minutes to type a sentence because every other key i hit is the wrong one and needs to be corrected. i think i may have to slither to bed very soon. boring.
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>>69705590
someone paid her money for this
it wasn't you, i hope?
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Drunk blasting elton john
Gonna go on a nightwalk later
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>>69705663
>writing style
Hmm is that you smirnoffbro?
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>>69705682
>vomits on the keyboard, accidentally spells out "might be, hello anon"
might be, hello anon
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>>69705697
How do you doing mate? People keep saying you died
It not womfy
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>>69705743
nahhh i'm alive, i'm ok anon m8e, just got this stupid cancer faggot with which to contend, but on tues i see a surgeon and we discuss methods of making it fuck off. once it perishes and i can breathe/swallow/speak again without screaming in pain i'll be a lot more sociable and post on-trip again. for now i'm in a state of semi-hibernation and kinda keeping a low profile. i'm still here though, miss being able to talk properly with you lot. i'll come back once my tongue stops trying to kill me
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>>69705743
trip on for one post to prove that i'm not kil.
nah i'm alright. hope you are too anon m8e3.14. i'll talk to you all soon i hope x
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me?
blasting Morgan Wallen
Finished another run on truck sim
now for weers and choons
womfy <3
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>banned for 3 days on /a/ddit for posting le frog
why is /a/ like this? no wonder the board is slow and dead as fuck
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I'll never forget the time I was banned from here for 3 days for posting a single laughing Bradley image.
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>>69705821
need a puke bucket update, stat
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Frogposters will be first against the wall
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>>69705821
Stay strong my leed I'm sure you'll pull through and be back to your usual drunken drivel posting self.
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>>69705608
It's a good series, and there's a prequel, the many saints of newark. I just watched a funny series on all 4, dead pixels, it was quite funny.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7559438/
I've just pulled into some services (in game), so going to get some food (IRL).
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>>69705876
i got banned for posting a pic featuring approximately one tenth of my arm, lol. 'thou shalt not post pictures of thine self' in action, i suppose.
>>69705889
it is bountifully laden with the various excreta for which it has been designated. it is serving me well.
>>69705896
thanks my dude, yes fear not, i'll be shitposing nonsensical, drunken piffle with the best of them before you know it. exciting eh?
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I have begun the footbathinghamshire
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>>69705876
I got 2 12 min warnings, then shouted at a jannie and said (played this song) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD7_249k3EI, then got banned for a month.
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would you rather live in a non-white part of africa, or anywhere in china?
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>>69705929
>i got banned for posting a pic featuring approximately one tenth of my arm
lmao
Nice job Randall
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posting from my laptop at the airport lads
went on holiday and had my phone + wallet stolen
had to get my mum to do a western union transfer so i could fly back
worst holiday ever. spent the whole time stressing about being stranded and sleeping in random places until i managed to get money to travel back
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>>69703648
For me it's the live version of New Birds. Was one of the best gigs I've been to also
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>>69705849
its not right being anti apu
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>>69705965
mugged or pick pocketed?
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My life is like American Pie (the film). Your life is like Shepherd's Pie.
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>>69703845
If they've known each other for that long you just have to accept that you won't have the same bond. But you can still become closer over time
Also don't rely on just one group, maybe try other activies
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Well, that's the wizza ordered. Gonna watch that new Predator film on Wisney* (Prey). Hope it's kino. The last Predator film was fucking shite.
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>>69705977
bag snatched late at night while walking. thankfully i left my passport at the hotel otherwise i would have been really fucked.
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>>69705997
Accepting being a loser was once of the best decisions I ever made.
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>>69705997
based helper lad enjoy :)
let me know what its like willmwatch tomorrow whilst wungover
>>69706022
oi oi loser lad how are you?
Same man, feels good accepting who you are :)
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>>69705843
Girls like this have delicious smelling arseholes
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>>69706022

I accepted it years ago lid. Might as well embrace it rather than live in denial.
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>>69706091
>>69706071
>>69706065
>>69706022
feels good being a loser d elads
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lads go to
>b
but dont go to catalogue
what the fuck are all those cats
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>anon had his european carry all manbag snatched on holiday

it not right
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>>69706091
Corr where is the uncensored version
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>>69706135
lt's caturday.
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>>69705668
nah found it on /b/
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>>69706110

Molly is so fucking gorgeous. I wish she would do ASMR for us.
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Wish nu metal would make a comeback
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>>69706140
What's the whore called?
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>>69706183
>molly asmr
christ lad can you imagine be amazing
Truly wish a lot more femdom goddesses would do asmr <3
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSDWUx7S8dw
beach house playing
candles lit
high on an edible
it womfy lads
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>>69706201
That song
reminds me of me and Daisy cuddling together with the candles lit all comfy
too bad she was a lying cultist cunt
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>>69706189
ASMR Maddy
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>>69706207
proper confused me for a sec there, Daisy is the name of my cat
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>the porn addict is still seething over his ex
get over it mate. grow up
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>>69706214
ah no lid not a cat
my jehovah cheating piece of shit cunt ex
Im sure your cat is lovely :)
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>>69706065
Hey man! I'm alright. I've been working a lot and getting stuck in a rut, but my boss reckons I'm doing well at my job in IT. I like the place but it's a tad monotonous sometimes. I want to do something with my life but am 'meh' at best towards most things. Taking the L from cute girls is always nice though!
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I am a winner lads
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>Be me venturan out to grand egg donor's earlier
>Pakis blocked the entry door at the commie block's ground floor off completely with their stroller, the inconsiderate fucks
>Fucking constant beeping inna cellar room's been goan out for like a week now without anyone turning it off
>Kick it to the side and unlock the bikington once i'm ousside (not sure whether it got moved or not either, it did look a bit off though)
>Omw to grand egg donor's i run into multiple arab NPC's blocking the sidewalks off with their bikes and cars again
>At the pedestrian crossing one decrepit boomer onna wheel almost runs me over, fucker manages to brake in tiem doe (barely)
>Do the other stuff at the place, such as pumping up me bike and shite (can hear a schizo boomer outside babbling while i'm doing the latter)
>Not sure if the other fat asshole stole me remaining bottles from the fridge yesterday
>Hi density of ambulances about again too, a lot of vaxxmaxxed boomers seemed to have kicked the bucket again
>Pretty uneventful ride back, run into fucktons of dog owners walking their four-legged furry friends doe
>As i enter the commie block area i consider turning on the recording functshen onna other soiphone but decide against it, "Who am i supposed to run into" i think to meself
>Then as i locked the bike and JUST as i'm about to put the key in (it falls onna ground and i have to pick it up) those pakis are running outside again, just like the other day
>POS brat blocks the entrydoor again too
>The fat paki mother greets me even though i've got (decoy) headphones on and everything
>As i crash at the commie block flat i hear some schizo boomer from below slamming shit around again as well

It insists upon itself heh
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Skinny girls are shit
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>>69706256
You only think that because your brain has been so rotted by fetish material.
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>>69706256
Who is this de la?
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>>69706263
>think
I'm just agreeing with my willy lad
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>>69706245
Good to see you are keeping the sheklstein happy lad :D
Main thing is you are employed and working on yourself
fortune is fickle and life changes everyday!
have you been watching any good shows or films?x
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>>69706208
This 1?
https://coomer.party/onlyfans/user/asmrmaddy
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>>69706300
>https://coomer.party/onlyfans/user/asmrmaddy
that is an increidbly helpful link cheers lad
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>>69706193

>Truly wish a lot more femdom goddesses would do asmr

Sames. The ASMR + verbal humiliation combination is absolutely amazing. Goddess Fever has done some SPH ASMR which is pretty good.
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Fockin hell apparently that discount at the distance learning place ran out last week already, i've had that envelope hanging below the printed-out city map since i moved into the commie block more or less

Gonna try and cop it anyways i think, i'll just tell them i sent the letter out before the date listed on there and if they won't give me the discount i'll just quit during the trial phase
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>>69705920
Thanks for the recommend and happy trucking.
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>>69706300
How have I only seen this site now? Corr
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewgCqJDI_Nk

the past is dead
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SNUFF is such a song from corey man
breask you down
anyway
hope the womfy lads are sound
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lager
>buble
bath
buttplug
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>>69706364
Nearly been an hour and only just sitting down to eat now, but ta, will be back at it soon.
Hope you're having a good night.
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>>69706277
Lol yes I have to desu. And yeah you're right, things CAN change...ultimately I am the boss of that. I am currently living to eat, not eating to live. That has to change. I was going to watch Flatliners one of these days, I watch movies online with a friend sometimes and she likes weird movies, so I figured that would be a good one, it sounds like a cool concept desu: seeing who can flatline the longest and come back from it. It came up in discussion about the Archie case in fact. That was sad. What about you?
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>>69706432
i think you are right where you are meant to be lad
and one day you will smile and look back on yourself and realise it will all work out <3
flatliners soudns decent, bit sci fi n that?
me? got Firefly on as I grind truck sim
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We all simps in life
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Wizza only just and arrived de lids phwoaaaaaaar. Time to get womfy and watch Prey.
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>>69706318
No worries anon.
>>69706365
I only know of it because it was posted here last month.
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I am at pub
How do I get gf
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>>69706454
Cheers lid, you're my favourite poster. Helperlad is 2nd. Is it UK Truck simulator you're playing? I watched a YTP of that once, it was funny.
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>>69706456
Corr this godess knows exactly what she's doing heh
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>>69706536
aw lad come on lets not have a chick flick moment yeah ;)
Youre a sound lid and always been kind
thats the main thing <3
Yeah that game is hypnotic man
who knew being a trucker could be so womfy
honestly it grabs you and for 11 quid you can get a deal on steam highly recommend
I want to do another run before the days over but on the weers and choons now
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Coooooooor the native American girl in this film is pretty hot. Hope we get some good shots of her feet.
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Makes me laugh that mihai doxxes himself like every other day. Mans not bothered
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Is it gay to get shagged in the arse?
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>>69706527
>I am at pub
>How do I get gf
Stop posting here, start talking to girls in the pub
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>>69706492
Sounds good fren, enjoy!
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Is it gay to get shagged in the vagina
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>>69706573
Well, it's true! I like your posts a lot, you are nice to me when others aren't. But yeah I guess you are just an anonymous internet poster so maybe irl we wouldn't even get along who knows. Sounds good though, I bet it's nice and peaceful. I like playing AC discovery tour mode and just LARPing as a regular person sometimes, enjoying the beautiful and peaceful world. That's peak comfy for me.
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>>69706527
ask the bartender
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>>69706634
i being macho lad
Ive already said we would have a grand time sharing a drink and chilling together <3
we all got crosses to bear and you are one fo my favourite posters too
hence why I always try to say hey when I can x
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Thinkgen bout having anuddah wankington l8er ngl
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>>69706667
its all that porn whats been posted its planted the seed
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>>69706656
Aw thanks, that's awesome I think we would have a good time if we met irl desu
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>>69706656
Also, love the filename!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYFhxkrO-jo

I love Asian chicks
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>>69706726
I can see us now lad just sinking some beers and chatting about goddess feet and womfy vidya and movies :)
Maybe we could organise a movie night with sound lads of britfeel and watch something good <3
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>>69706752
Yeah I would unironically love that. Shame all the /britfeel/ meetups are always far from me, like in London. I live other side of the country in the south west unfortunately.
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Gonna try and turn the fan off now that temps have gotten a bit more bearable

It's been running pm nonstop during the day for the past two weeks or so, fuck i hate summer
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Luv this channel, me

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYcj1-PbqHY
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>>69706770
im south west too lad but we can always do it online desu
save that awkward coomers all shaking hands scenario
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>>69706604
They are all old women
Please advise
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I unfortunately have https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buried_penis
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>>69706824
Oh sweet yeah why not then, maybe we can do that after all. Got Discord?
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>>69706865
I got discord lod yeah
Want to add me? :)
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>>69706536
>>69706454
>>69706492
loser freak nonces please kys
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yep think its time to quit britfeel. just too many fucking freak degenerates
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>>69706908
Yeah sure. Mine is BigChaz#4352
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>>69703578
Hooded jacket just adds to the sunglasses indoors thing
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>>69706979
it is getting a bit much even for me
disgraceful
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Me? Average sized willy but I still get off to the SPH. Sjmple as.
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>>69706979
Alright see you tomorrow mate!
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What's the last thing Amer thinks about before he falls asleep at night
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Farting cum desu desu
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>>69707030
toilets
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Slimy bum bubbles I sink desu desu
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>>69707034
Man I wish I was desu desu
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>>69707030
He doesn't have an inner monologue.
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Pure miss Lalo desu lads
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lmao forgot i made this
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>>69707074
need a Lalo prequel series after BCS desu
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>>69707134
Lalo prequel and Bill sequel
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Wonder how many other Britfeelers have been shagged by a black man
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the horn of mihai shall sound in the--
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwoX_UotKGo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8We4qGyaS2U&t=10s&ab_channel=ScottishMurmursASMR
why is >youtube so sexist
again lads?
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Don't rate this Prey film tbqh. Why can't they get Predator movies right these days?
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helper mong filtered by kino
does not surprise me
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https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1v8kNEJRuZOpBLZaf78ZEtr-umcdkK9u8
wathcing neds school survival womfy
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>>69707563

What's kino about it? The dialogue is dire and the pacing is far too slow.
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>>69707030
>before he falls asleep at night
He sleeps during the day
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Hehe nice one Leeds
Aaronson cute
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Beebhin has started using American lingo like 'dude' and 'epic' since Leeds signed so many Americans
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That Indian takeaway did a right number on my arse
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>in Sainsbury's earlier
>buying ingredients for chicken fajitas
>go to buy some salsa
>some lad is standing right in front of it talking to a woman
>"I want to get your number, do you have whatsapp? Snapchat? Let me get your snapchat"
>"Is this the first time you've ever done this?"
>buy some salsa
>see him looking dejected at the self checkouts later

I had no idea people actually did this, I was mortified just from being nearby
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Really miss not drinking at the w/ends desu
But I had to cut it right down
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l wonder what her feet smell like
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>>69707752
Probably smell like feet lad
>>69707738
What do you miss about it?
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Might have a wank but just edge my dick and not cum.
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>>69707766
>What do you miss about it?
Escapism mainly. I like the taste of cider too

>Might have a wank but just edge my dick and not cum
That's still cheating de lid. Take a cold shower
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Me? I rarely watch porn anymore.
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>turn off light
>eyes go into 'night mode'

humans are cool
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>>69707766
All feet smell different
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Had the toeladdinghamshire immersed for like 3 hours now

Gonna be a quick treatment as well since this is just basic ointment maintenance to tide me over until i get the laser surgery booked
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Some peopIe can smell it, some people can't
Diagnosed by Sheffield University 2005
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Lmao here's a tale and a half, so here I were watching shite on the telly and chatting with family when my mum pesters me to take my shoes out of the living room and hang my trousers up.
I tell her I'll do it in a bit once I've finished my coffee, as it's a herculean effort and id rather blitz my chores in one fell swoop than fuck about pottering doing one bit at a time.
Do it do it NAW, she says it's the living room not your bloody ROOM!
I repeat what I said in that I'm having my coffee and I'll do it in a bit.
When all of a sudden, she launces my 250 quid handmade northampton leather boots out on to the patio.
Spitting out my coffee I shout KURWA under my breath and quickly check them for damage.
She says what did you say, I say you crazy fucking bitch do you know how much them garms cost!
As I'm picking up my boots to inspect the damage she flings out my Hugo trousers and Farah slacks out onto the dusty patio.
For fuck sake you brain-dead cow of a whore, you just cleaned them you stupid bitch!
Picking up my clothes and boots,#, I storm to my room slamming the door on the way out.
Feeling my hands been forced I get to cleaning my room, and later she pops in and apologizes for being so rash.
I get my room to an immaculate standard, and later we go to shopping as if nothing has happened on good terms.

Familial conflict every now and then in moderation is a healthy and a powerful force for good, it gets pent up passive aggressiveness off your chest and allows the renewal process to happen.
It allows you to compel your frustrations, and wipe the slate clean.
To be fair I was reeling up the back hander to put her in her place, yet I couldn't quite do that as I still love her she's me maw after all no matter what.
It's her birthday very soon I think I'll treat her, she deserves it for putting up with my sluggard layabout non providing arse.
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No LARP here, but I've been having repeated dreams of being annihilated in a nuclear explosion. This happens at least 3-4 times a week. Every single time the dream always ends as everything around me is absolutely vaporised by a bright light and fireball and then it all fades to black. I then wake up.

Do you ever think you're having a premonition?
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my cock is actually massive but no girls will ever find out
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>69707843
Hide post tbqh
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>>69707847
>my cock is actually massive
proofs?
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>Almost NNA day 7

The 1 week milestone coooooooooor. Relapsed prettty badly on pornington today. Gonna ban meself from /gif/ before I end up losing.
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>>69707847
Same here desu.
It NOT right heh
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The lights are off and now it's comfy here, time for sleep soon lads.
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>>69707875
It doesnt count if you sit on the computer and stare at porn 24/7. No copes will ever counter this obvious truth so dont even try.
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>>69707875
I've nearly lost so many times this week

We all porn addiction in life
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>>69707847
How massive?
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>>69707929
9 lnches.
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>>69703302
whos this girl? got any links
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Need Goddess Molly to stamp on my balls.
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>>69707966
Same but Scottish Murmurs
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>>69706022
also got any links for this girl?
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can you fuckers stop talking about wanking ffs
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>>69707987
>*starts wanking you off*
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>>69707994
hey i haven't consented to this
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>>69703302
Some right choonz on truckersFM, I forgot how good it was.
https://youtu.be/ZRxJv7HXKGw
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>>69708004
Where you driving to TruckerLad?
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>>69707735
Poor lad, at least he had the bollocks to try his luck the old fashioned way when many wouldn't out of fear and dejection.
That's sovereign behaviour in my book, I hope he's took it in his stride and looks on that dejection as one more step closer to success.
Top lad it takes balls of steel to approach women like that in this day and age, many would rather take the easy way out with promiscuous nympho degenerates and hambeast sluts on tinder.
Godspeed sainsbury's checkout top shagger, may the women lament at your feet in the very quakes of your footsteps kek.
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>Jake Paul v KSI
Corr now that would be a match if it happens
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>>69708017
I was doing grimsby to manchester taking some hot chemicals, driving on the M62 in that pic, near a farm in the middle of the motorway, would be near saddleworth moors IRL.
Another great song I heard on ETS2 years ago,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyASdjZE0R0
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>>69707981
Sure anon, anything for you:
>https://twitter.com/PrincessChloBb
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why isn't there an incel community union?
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>>69708120
>union
Literal communism
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Another day completed without wutting. Get in.

>>69707916

True that lid. Came very close to losing just a few hours ago.
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>Get back in touch with an old WoW friend
>Call him on Discord
>He has a wife and child now
>2 years old
>The child ping pongs between them asking questions as each parent shouts and swears at him to go away
Jesus Christ. I make suggestions like maybe you shouldn't talk to your son like that. This behaviour so a grown man can play WoW and a grown woman can watch Tik Tok on her phone to their child at a developing age is actually disgusting.
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I am 5002% plastered
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Just finished up the left toenibba

Made some unexpected progress w/the hypergranulashen, pulled a massive/the main chunk off off comparatively effortlessly after this most recent 3 hour bathington

All the while some drunken schizos outside on the street below the balcony were yelling the entire time, apparently they blocked the road itself too because some driver honked at them loudly for like 5 seconds straight lol

Then like 3-5 minutes afterwards one of the pakis/schizo boomers inna commie block flushed his toilet again out of the blue as well
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>get new bumble match
>check the blurry silhouettes
>first one that comes up is similar
>match
>tranny
im so starved for attention I'll still probably try and get her to show me the dick. looks better than most natural women on this god forsaken app anyway.
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>working on MSc thesis
>project turned out to be really fucking hard
>struggling to progress for the past month and a half, nothing works
>supervisor is unhelpful as fuck
>can't help me with the shit I don't understand
>just tells me I should figure it out based on my literature review
>goes on two-week holiday starting last week
>I'm running out of time and panicking
>need to submit by mid September
>supervisor asked a different lecturer to do the weekly meeting with me in his place while he's on holiday
>meet the other bloke on Wednesday morning
>have to explain what my project is about from scratch
>in one hour, he understands my entire project, explains what I wasn't getting, gives me some good advice, and promises to give me some more feedback on my code later this week
>Wednesday evening he sends me a 3000 word e-mail explaining everything I was doing wrong or misunderstanding and how to do it correctly
>manage to basically complete my project over the next three days thanks to his help
>only the manuscript left to finish

reckon I picked the wrong supervisor
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>>69708420
My supervisor wanted to physically destroy my experiment
I just made my results up and called it a day
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>>69708420
3000 words is approx 11 pages.

So he basically is doing your thesis for you? No wonder people consider degrees having no value when a handful of academics across the country are completing peoples theses for them.
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>>69708142
why isn't there literal communism for incels?
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Time for de 2nd toenibba bath in 5 heh
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>>69708463
No it isn't. A page is 500 words
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>>69708463
Nah, he basically pasted parts of my code and paragraphs from my manuscript with comments on what is wrong, what I apparently misunderstood, with good explanations of a few concepts I was misusing. He might have copied the latter from somewhere else too I suppose, but it seemed pretty tailored to my issues.

He also showed me an example from the literature of how to do what I'm doing correctly, also commenting every paragraphs to explain why that worked and my approach didn't. So if I'm copying anyone it's that paper he showed me kek.
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>>69708463
My dissertation was like 140 pages
Was very satisfied paying like 20 quid to print that
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>>69707735
the lad is doing the right thing by putting himself out there. its all a brute force numbers game at the end of the day unless you're 10/10 chad and most lads are not that and thus you have to suffer rejections to get a gf. good for him.
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>>69708553
theses and the like are usually double spaced so it's 250 per page
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>>69708570
Not for me or anybody else at university
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>>69708635
As an eternal procrastinator I am DREADING having to do my undergraduate dissertation next year.
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>>69708635
Now remove all figures, oversized headings, and empty space like when you leave half a page empty after a section or chapter.

Solid double spaced text is ~250 words per page.
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Is it too late to start on the weers? Might have a few and listen to some choonz for a bit.
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might have SEX
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>>69708658
My dissertation was the favourite part of my final year. Gave up most of the society and club stuff just to revise
Just shat out some absolute shit with a hundred pages of data I made up. Absolutely loved my dissertation work
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>>69708680
Senpai. I do creative writing for extra money on FIVERRR. I know how much a page can take. Following your advice on the last paper I wrote it has 713 words a page of nothing but text and paragraphs. If you, or your university uses double line spacing, you are retarded.

>>69708658
Sounds like a repeated meme, but if you pick something you don't care about you're in for a hard time. Also mistakes can and will happen, document them all in the report. Having a perfect thesis is not a good look.
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>>69708718
Come on now let's not be too hasty lad
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>>69708730
>If you, or your university uses double line spacing, you are retarded.

Pretty much every top research journal has double line spacing in their style guide. It's literally the first sentence of the "Format of Articles" section of Nature.
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Anyone have experience with open unviersity? Thinking about starting it as a NEET
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>>69708797
Just checked the thesis guidelines for Oxford and Cambridge, and they also ask for double spacing.

But I guess they're retarded and don't reach the lofty heights of FIVERRR.
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I R crashed. Didn't really matter as I messed up and pressed sleep twice, so I was already late for the delivery.
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I have begun the 2nd footbathingham
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All that's left to do now is to cancel the old lease, sign the nu one and get the shit from the old lurking cave + the commie block moved to the nu flat inna home village

Piece o' cake really heh
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>>69708928
i am enjoying your stories
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On me first wud now. Better late than never.
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Horrible dinner for me, chips defo under cooked

Also KAH
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Basically always drunks making noise outside on weekend nights here. Sick of it
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Just been looking through SGA/Helperlad's posts on the archives. Some go as far back as 2018, I used to talk to him on brit/pol/ alot. Since that time when brit/pol/ was in its golden age I got a job within IT, managed to get various microsoft certificates, I learnt to code python and then c++ and moved first into a local council and then onto working with the uk atomic energy authority as a data visualisation developer.
And he's been here this entire time, posting about draining the state and the neet life. His situation hasn't improved at all and it just makes me kind of sad. He's a bright lad too but it's wasted. He's pouring his life away like he drains his 'wuds' every night as he posts baby talk and fetish pornography here.
It just really sad. I barely do any work and get paid a stipend. I've gone from council estate to the pride of my family and SGA is still here... just posting about his wanking and drinking habits.
It's been five years and he's spent it on this website.
What a waste, lad.
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>>69709159
>chips defo under cooked
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>>69709281
he lives a sad life but would you say yours is better? is your IT job giving you a meaningful existence?
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>>69709449
Yes, my life has meaning and worth and most importantly a future. I've met amazing people and have experienced things I'd have never experienced otherwise, Stagnation is death. I'm a thousand times happier than when I was living life bennie payment to bennie payment, spending my nights drinking and posting on here.
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>Look up openuniversity
>Entire frontpage is littered with promo material featuring a fat niggress
>"Statement on equality and diversity"

Lol, i wonder (((who))) might run that organization
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>>69709281
>He's pouring his life away like he drains his 'wuds' every night as he posts baby talk and fetish pornography here.

Kek i might have to take this dude's trip out of my filter again some time
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>Esther Shein

Taken right out of the tel aviv phone book lol
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let me see, you all fucking turn off all lights no ALL lights you do not leave one light for maybe a cat but you disturb all me all day with kids banging on my fences
hm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtL5oMyBHPs

thats okay because its daytime?
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It all started going off the rails when Donald Trump didn't become a deep thinker on the nature of good and evil, suffering and happiness, and interdimensional spirits. It was because of the American Navy, nevermind World War 2. Anyway, the combinatorics caused me to masturbate instead. That's why donald trump is caused by my not doing math. Wait, what? Comed. Comed /?/??/??//?/?///?//?/1!!1?!//!//!/111?!111?!?11/!?!1!//
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>>69709511
fair enough. enjoy your life anon.
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>>69709281
Bore off norman lad
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>>69708691
It's never too late for walcohol my leed
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Only wrinking until 4am me. Gonna try and fix me sleep pattern before the start of next week.
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Downloaded this firefox extension called Puryfi that automatically censors all lewd pics but it's stopped gifs from working and has slowed everything down. Might have to disable it tbqh.
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downloaded the wrong game
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absolute state of lads in here downloading the wrong games
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I have condluded the 2nd footbathingham for today

Running low on bandages again but from a cost-benefit POV it makes more sense to keep doing the treatment cycles, if the granulashen keeps coming off at this rate i won't need to pay for the laser surgery after all there heh
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Gonna fuck off the wuds and just have a few woddies and wemonade before beddingtons.
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*concluded

Fockin ell it's l8 and i diddint proofread at all
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>>69709281
what a pointless post, you piece of shit.
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>>69710115
Helperlad put his trip off lol
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Literally had to scoff at this headline just now

Now this is clownworldin'
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>>69710309
>monkeypox spread overwhelmingly by gay men
>STOP DISCRIMINATING AGAINST GAYS STOP REPORTING THIS IT'S NOT A GAY DISEASE
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>>69710160

Why would I waste my time writing that drivel? I've been busy edging to pics on reddit and bdsmlr.
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helperlad will be the next thread tranny, calling it now
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I don't even want to know what a 'granulated' toe is
what an absolute freak. worst poster of all time.
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>>69710415
hes just making up words so theres more to sulk about
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>>69710414

Maybe...maybe not. HRT could be womfy.
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Cba with the wodka now. Just gonna finish off this wud then I'm garn beddingtons. Can't believe how dead britfeel has been for a saturday night.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XdaviEIqgk

Funny how these vice kikes refer to zulus as "natives", south africa was a fucking wasteland before the Boers moved in and made it arable

Only afterwards did the negroes move into the area, after whitey had made it liveable
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>>69710415
>Retarded tranny doesn't know what wound granulation means and is too stupid to look it up
>Has to samefag his own posts too

Kek you retarded troglodyte, fuck off back to your discord where you belong
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Garn beddingtons now.

We all tired in life x
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>"Your body is working as intended in regards to wound healing and fighting off possible infections? Wow, you're such a freak!"

Imagine posting this kind of drivel kek

Kys troon
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https://youtu.be/TAeG_CzTyYQ?t=106

bf had covid we wear masks and distanced each other
for a week
it worked
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Phwoar i just ripped a massive one and now it stinks heh

Does a number on the mind really
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Seen too much porn today and now I have really bad brain fog. Cannot concentrate on anything, probably won't reset itself until after I've had some sleeps.

NNA is backfiring on me. It not right.
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We all granulated wound tissue in life heh
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I've drunk six bottles of strong Bavarian beer and a three quarter bottle of white wine and I feel empty and apathetic, drunk just ain't doing it for me anymore lads.
I'd honestly have rather had a couple coffee's or, monsters or smoked a doob, or done a work out to get the adrenaline going than poison myself with this absolute shite.

Why in fucks name was I an alcoholic clearing a 20 pack each Friday every week, its fucking shit and theirs much better experiences to be chasing than this absolute normie pile of shit gains Goblin shit.

Alcohol is fucking trash I'm never binge drinking solo again, it's absolute dead out and a depressing vibe of self hatred if anything.
2 pints is optimal, anymore your just chasing the dragon that won't get you feeling any better.

Take it from an aged ex alkie, save your funds and body, before you loose your willpower and become intrapped In the alky lifestyle.
Fuck the UK guidelines 2 pints of weak ale a day is normal if not optimal after-work, stick to that if not less and you can't go wrong.
Binging alone is just shite don't do it, you feel good for an hour or two listening to tunes yet it fades quickly and you keep chasing it.

My friends are alcoholics and it's not a pretty sight.
They down 8 pints each night, every night and they are fucked.
Constantly begging for money skint, depressed, suicidal, can't do anything without a drink, fucked as men essentially.
Fuck that I'm drawing a line no more then 2 pints if I'm alone from now on.
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Phwoar what a goodass mealshakington that was just now

Fires up those neurons really
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Dubs in minecraft decides whether i should unfilter the lad
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Gonna let the threadingshire die now i think
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I have ingested an array of assorted supplements
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Holy frick i just PISSED meself laffin at dis lol

Fucking HOWLING at this really

Get it? The PIPE is dreaming lol, as in the literal actual pipe and not just in the saying

Wow haha, crazy
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>>69703060
Is it pronounced Nuts-ford? Or Canute's-ford?
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>>69711491
Yes

corr
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I have nothing for or against chivalry, but I really fucking hate snivelry.
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Please post ever more positive OP pics

All matters
All makes a complete difference
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So what's the best play here to get my TV fixed?

>Try claiming warranty, don't admit to causing damage by accident
>Order a new TV (same model) from Amazon and switch the new one for the old one
>Suck it up and just buy a new TV
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Gonna take a pissington and then head off to beddingham on sea
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The name's Johnny Tits. I came here for to chew bubblegum, and tits. And I'm all out of tits.
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Never been to Knutsford, will probably never go
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>>69708817
i've done a couple units of it, if you're a professional procrastinator it can be difficult to timetable actual studying and starting the coursework. otherwise i found it alright
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>>69710327
even owen jones said they need to stop having sex and take responsibility
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>that pakistani tv stand
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>>69711823
I'm sure you wouldn't want to take my white advice, go support a pakistani business and buy a new one.
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>>69710879
>Funny how these vice kikes refer to zulus as "natives", south africa was a fucking wasteland before the Boers moved in and made it arable
Blacks were living in South Africa as early as 2,000 years ago.

>Only afterwards did the negroes move into the area, after whitey had made it liveable
Blacks were already there and were trading livestock and farming.
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>>69710327
i wonder how long it'll be before poofs covering themselves in shit spawns a disease so lethal that it takes out most/all of the human race? tens of millions of dead soon after faggotry was legalised and an explosion of various diseases ever since
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>>69712405
why dont you go do something about it instead of weakly posting your edgy thoughts on 4chan from your boxroom every day?
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>"You shall not lie with a male as with a woman; it is an abomination." Chapter 18 verse 22
>"If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them." Chapter 20 verse 13
>Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: neither the sexually immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor men who practice homosexuality" Corinthians 6:9-11
SUPERSTITION! BASED ON NOTHING! THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF IGNORANCE! BUM AWAY!
>suddenly disease everywhere, tens of millions dead
>>69712426
like what? posting here is doing something. if i so much as utter a word of this stuff in public i'll be locked up for committing a hate crime.
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>>69712434
Shouldn't you be getting ready for church or something
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>>69712380
I am loath to admit it but you are right, I would never forgive myself to accepting the forbidden knowledge of the cursed white mind
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>>69712482
i'm not religious, i don't believe in god, i just recognise that religious texts weren't all just superstition and nonsense, just the best minds on earth deciphering meaning from the world thousands of years ago. disease would have spread like wildfire amongst poofs back then too, and disease was thought to be a 'curse by god'. ergo poofs were deemed to be an abomination. now we have a much better understanding of why they're so riddled, but riddled they remain regardless of the cause. one 'bi' poof and the whole species is imperilled by bummers.
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Entering the final week of my holiday in the Canaries. Garn miss the pools and booba.
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>>69711823
>No, my dad was pestering me, I got mad and threw my cereal bowl, I was sure I missed the TV though
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>>69712579
Who gave you permission to view the world outside the general?
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>>69712634
what did you mean when you referred to those underage children as "cunny" and invented excuses to feel them up?
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>eating cereal as an adult
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>>69705389
Regardless of race, British people don't nig.
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off to fanook pride soon lads
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Sigma grindset Sunday
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farting non stop since i woke up
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>>69703060
Feel as though I'm in hell Anons, I can't sleep yet I can hardly stay awake, I'm aggressively yawing, disorientated, and overall just incredibly drowsy and I have no fucking clue what to do.
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>>69712758
Pakistani Pride or ?
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>>69711823
>Order a new TV (same model) from Amazon and switch the new one for the old one
Yes do this. It's definitely not fraud. Amazon definitely do not have a loss prevention department that checks serial numbers on returns.
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Love it when Ruth swears.
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>>69706188
unironically best time of my life was like 98-01

listening to spineshank and pitchshifter, drinking white cider down the beach, mum did cooking and laundry

nu metal was terrible and awesome
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>>69713092
The best time for trance then.
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>>69713014
fat, brown sex pest
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>>69713101
Whenever I stay out later than 10pm these days all the tunes seem to be dance music from 1995-2005

clearly we entered clown world after that golden age
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>staying out later than 10pm
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>>69713302
has mum not let you out past 10pm yet?
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Good morning lads
Womfy Sunday is here
Going to workout and lift some weights
Have me brunch and grind some truck sim
Hard life but someone has to do it z
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having cereal for brekkie
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I met Anya Taylor-Joy in my dream last night
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weetos for dinner
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Going out today, lads?
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smelly stinky virgins
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>>69713667
travelling to france later today
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Kikenight
Tilde
Ebin
Mayuri
Jun

All gone, all ditched us
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Had an offer accepted for a house de lids.
Now I really don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
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>>69713642
seems high maintenance
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>>69713944
Was talking to alll of them last night in the Discord
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>>69714022
no need to show off mate
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looking forward to getting some snow this winter and some boomer going "la de la what ever happened to global warming!?!?!?!?! xD"
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>>69713949
get a solicitor and apply for a mortgage
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>>69713949
No you didn't lmao
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is this poley's most successful thread since he posted the images and videos of polish girl monica taking a shower?
>>>/tv/172236604
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Jump up then punch the ground, a super smash fist is the entirety of M bar, ass meant.
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Based AB is an attractive auditor. No girl would wave to an incel like that.

https://youtu.be/Qpl64U_IDdo
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post ends in odds i get drunk. post ends in evens i don't stay sober. rawl
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>>69714270
the digits have spoken once again. as i must, master
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>>69714276
but it ended in neither odd or even
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>>69714305
zero is even
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Almost broke NNA again
Fucking hell
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>>69714319
no its not you spackastein
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>>69714406
>When 0 is divided by 2, the resulting quotient turns out to also be 0, an integer, thereby classifying it as an even number.
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A full day of the usual drivel and fetish spam i sit kings?
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>i sit kings
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>>69714417
kya fucking seether
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>kya
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Kill Yo' Arse
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>>69714436
>i sit
lol
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>>69714501
Nah it was a freudian slip, it meant kiss young animals, OP is a beastiality NONCEr
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I wanna try weed at least once but I have no idea where to get it from here.
Is there like a Tor site I can use to order it online or are all those scams?
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I wonder how many lads have managed to not stroke their cock today, how many have stroked their cock today and how many are tempted to stroke their cock today.
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>>69714521
Ask Swanny he does everything
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Bit gay to be thinking that much about penises, desu.
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Trucking trucking
Country tunes
Scrambled eggs
My fit milf neighbour is sunbathing
Going to have a peek and wank to her
Lovely
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What is the nightlife like where you live?
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>>69714581
Woah, I'm going to have scrambled eggs and beans, then get in the rig, as well.
>>69714586
I often hear tawny owls.
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>war 100 years ago; gunned down with your whole village by a machine gun

>war today; a 10 pound drone from argos drops a grenade on you and the footage is posted on twitter set to dubstep music where a guy with a anime wolf girl avatar says 'uWu explode me harder daddy lmao'
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>>69714597
>scrambled eggs and beens plus trucking
My good lid safe driving to yeh
What radio you got on whilst you run?
Me?
Country Sim radio
Currently on my way to Berlin
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>>69714613
Probably truckersfm, it's actually for the game and its online version. I like smoothfm, and there's a good house (music) station, and some good rock stations, but I end up putting my finger down when I hear good songs.
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>tfw you will never mog some cunt
fucks sake
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miss frosty jackz
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>>69714691
Even I've done that a few times, in my youth
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>>69714698
greentext your best mogging pls lid
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>>69714121
>you threw a bowl at your cheap chiense tv stood up on cardboard boxes
>do you really think you are capable of successful fraud

Lol /tv/ getting the measure of Poley quickly here
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>>69714703
>In a pub with some mates
>Meet a guy who is a friend of some friends, plus his gf
>He goes into a rant about how he hates people who show off wearing Rolex watches
>I subtly glance down to my wrist
>They both look down too and notice that I'm wearing a Rolex
>He's absolutely fuming and me and his gf both laugh at him
>He goes out for a fag in a rage and his gf says "Don't worry, he just doesn't like it when someone has one over him"
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>going into work hungover again
to be fair if they want me to work sunday they should realise ill be rough as fuck from drinking on my own and fantasising about a better life until 5 in the morning the night before
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>>69713975
We exchanged phone numbers but we both had old flip phones for some reason
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thing about poley is hes a paki
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>>169031952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXLQaVgCP_Q

we take great pride in mihai

but mihai demanded an 'unaltered clone' such as it may be
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>>69714745
i imagine he screamed "allahu akbar" when he threw the bowl
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>>69714703
Told a load of anonymous lads on an anime image board that I owned a Moschino shirt, they were well impressed and intimidated by me.
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>osama bin laden was a divorcee
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Goodnight lads
See you in the morning x
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>>69714793
he was also a leeds united fan bizarrely enough
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bin laden was not a nice person
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https://cryptome.org/tim-osman.htm
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english comedian dom jolly went to school with bin laden. said he was a right laugh
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Something to keep some of you sad sacks entertained
>Short Skin
>An awkward teenage boy with phimosis deals with lack of confidence and sexual pressure from the outside world.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3976280/
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got ratioed lads
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>>69714885
crazy they got the ebin biopic out so soon
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>>69714885
still not as good as "teeth"
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>fucked up hotel booking
>ring up booking company
>lady is in america
>hotel prices are cheaper from her end
>get 80 quid knocked off what i would have paid through uk site
nice
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>>69714916
Did you keep her number? You could ring her before every holiday.
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not gonna drink today
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Nu threadingonshire

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