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Cool autumn breeze edition.

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listen, i'm taking one of you pumpkin picking and we're going through a corn maze and i'm going to call you pumpkin all month long.
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kys all go back to lgbt
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>>70319371
how can i go back if i was never there? how anon? anon..?
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Nony n me were sittin in a tree
K i s s i n g
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reposting because modcucks autosaged previous thread
>messaged by a guy on a dating site
>he offers me findom, he asks to be my paypig
>wtf is wrong with people
>think about the whole idea
>seems wrong and immoral on all counts
>as I think about it, slowly realise I find the idea of milking his money and humiliating kind of hot too (in addition to making a bit of money which is attractive by default)
>wtf is wrong with people, including myself
anyway can you advise me what to do? how much of a piece of shit would I be to accept the offer?
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>>70319811
i can advise you yes
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>>70319837
Prove you can advise me.
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>>70319843
im not a scientist only an advisor
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>>70319935
So advise.
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>>70319998
waiting on a second opinion from my advisor before i continue. she is a bit slow today
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>>70319811
You're just making shit up and it's so obvious
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>70317207
>70317207
>70317207

i made this thread, please post in my thread, thankyou in advance.
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>>70320153
>>70317207

*i messed it up because i care too much

please post in my thread

>>70317207
>>No.70317207
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>>70320153
Kill yourself faggot. Have fun posting something every hour in your empty thread to keep it up, meanwhile we will post in a good thread.
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>>70320153
ive already been posting that thread but you ignored my question
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>>70320204
>>70320204
well i'm sorry but its not a chatboard, don't wait up.
>>70320203
i just want my thread to be used instead of this one because i made my one first
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well the truth is out there, i hope you take notice of the fact that my thread was made first.
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>>70320261
>i just want my thread to be used instead of this one because i made my one first
You don't get to use that clause when you're clearly malicious. If you'd post a good thread there would be no problem and you know that.
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>no compound to fill with gay robots
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I'm too horny to trust myself not to misbehave in a gay robobro compound.
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>>70320274
santa clause has nothing to do with this. i'm not malicious and i don't appreciate your incessant negativity, its annoying to even have to justify my thread when all that really matters is that it was made with a theme of my character Hugh Gayyness lmao and with good intent. i guess its really true, the path to hell is paved with good intentions.
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>>70320261
its not a chatboard? what have i been doing for the last 1.6 years..?
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>>70320311
>justify my thread
The one with the double gaping anus?
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everyone is talking about these anus but i just want to know if all the bits are woman
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>>70320132
Why do you think is it obvious? I know it's a ridiculous situation, but why would it be impossible?
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>>70320335
its a character idea and
his name is Hugh Gayynus lmao, he's like the uber daddy, i dunno i'm still teasing it out, haven't thought that far ahead.
why don't you stop being butthurt, pun intended.
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>>70320371
You lost me at paypig.
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>>70320388
You're incoherent
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>>70320447
you lack the ability to comprehend.
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>>70320447
It's a schizo that dislikes gays and yet keeps posting here, don't expect clarity.
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to be fairbh why would you like gays if youre gay
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>>70320421
It's literally how they call the submissive party in findom relationships. I don't know what other meaning you find in that word.
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>>70320502
Why would I dislike gays? I hate whores, the so called gay culture, the political nonsense and all that but guess what, I don't have to partake in any of that. I love my fbf who is big gay!
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this is weird but i'm just asking you to post in my thread because i made it first and you come up with stupid reasons why you won't, it all amounts to being butthurt that you are seeing a picture of an alien character that i thought of and the anus part was meant to be how the alien eyes look.

the aliens just have eyes that look like anus
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its not meant to be a collage its a concept art.

>>70317207
>>70317207

please, its how you should conduct yourself on this board, if an anon makes a general first then his general should be the one that gets posted in.
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>you finally obtain a loving loyal boyfriend
>it's a sikh man
Would you accept him?
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>>70320549
not if he's sikh all the time, no, if he was just normal then yes.
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>>70320549
Does he have to have a beard?
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>>70320549
If he dressed like a sikh warrior yeah.
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>>70320578
Yes, all Sikhs have facial hair, he could probably trim it but no less than a stubble
>>70320558
Sikhs are pretty peaceful people, its not a abrahamic religion like christianity or islam, more like buddhism. Is that a dealbreaker?
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>>70320549
he is already my loving loyal boyfriend. did they revise the boyfriend policy or something why do i need to accept again?
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>>70320623
If he keeps it short that's good with me! I don't really know what would him being a sikh entail so I can't really say though.
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i mean siks are kinda ok i guess
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>>70320549
No. I do NOT like NIGGERS or SHITSKINS
1488
I only like pure aryan men faggot.
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>>70320522
you are one sick homosexual(not politically charged)
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siks are pretty much overrated imo and actually most gay ideas of a religious man are silly, furthermore they have to become part of the religion further still they never, or its made very hard for them to get out of said religion. that for me is just enough to say, I pass.
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is love real? and if it is can it be detected via eye contact?
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>>70320522
You are part of gay culture.
It's just that your heart is filled with hate, so it's pouring all over like a cracked teapot.
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>>70320739
>you are part of gay culture
not that anon BUT That's fucking tarded. Hue you're you're a faggot and you should kill yourself. Wanting to hold hands with another man doesn't make you apart of another culture. Neither does wanting to fuck a woman.
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>>70320773
As correct as you are responding to hue is always a losing move and you should stop
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i kind of admire hue in a way he's like the daddy of r9gay
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He's the rapey uncle with a porn stache.
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>>70320773
>Wanting to hold hands with another man doesn't make you apart of another culture
It most definitely makes you a part of the culture that allows your freedom to hold hands with another man and even marry him. The same freedom culture you just called gay. A freedom you did not possess 60 years ago. A freedom that gays today still don't have in the other half of the globe.
You're just ignorant
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hue reply to me, i'm new.
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is this the real hue? could be an imposter.
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wait. Why do we call him Hue anyway? I started calling him that because I saw other faggots calling him that.
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>>70320825
If you want my attention just say some bullshit homophobic nonsense about how much different from other gays you are and I'll put you right where you belong, with the rest of us.
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>>70320858
short for hueberto
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>>70320858
He is Brazilian
That alone should be enough to clue anons in that he's not worth talking to but what can you do
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>>70320858
because in brazil where hue is from they say HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
when they laugh, i don't know if i'm just gullible but that's what i heard.
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>someone's worth is based on their nationality
Did you learn that in the incel academy?
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>>70320901
>>someone's worth
no, you don't have any
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>>70320887
I mean I believe it. I fucking hate Brazilians so much anyway so this just adds to the pile.
>>70320901
yes. I mean check this out!
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>>70320908
Then we have something in common
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Always make fun of Brazil.
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incel acadamy is where i learnt everything i know today, its where i cut my teeth and learnt the way to succeed in life and how being gay is nearly always a choice.
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>>70320911
>Blame the whole for the sins of the few
So that's why you're a homophobe?
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>>70320901
I learned it by watching you!
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i really hate "incel" not only because its a fake concept but its so overdramatic
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>>70320916
>nearly always a choice.
So when did you choose to be gay?
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>>70320945
Or maybe because it describes you perfectly and hits too close to home?
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>>70320935
>THE SINS OF THE FEW!!!
man if I walk into a room of Brazilmonkeys and 10 percent of them are ok and the other 90 percent are rapist pedophile niggers who are gonna beat me up and rape my asshole and then steal 20 bucks from my wallet. I'm gonna be warry of and hate most Brazilians.
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>>70320945
I have pretty much never seen a post using the term that was worth reading
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when do faggots usually become the emptiest and most dead inside? how much of a whore do they have to be? sexual body count of around 10 would you say? you know what i mean, the sort of pornstar 1000 yard gaze kind of emptiness.
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>>70320960
how could i possibly be involuntarily celibate? unless you mean the version of the term that is a complete misnomer
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>>70320973
Who cares, anything more than 0 should mark you for death
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>>70320964
Only because you are butthurt whenever you get called out.
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>>70320950
i'm not gay i just browse this thread for fun and entertainment on my free time, miss me with the horny posting stuff as you guys call it.
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>>70320962
>the other 90 percent are rapist pedophile niggers who are gonna beat me up and rape my asshole and then steal 20 bucks from my wallet
You are delusional and hateful
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>>70320978
do you have a heart and soul and do you hate gay people or something?
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I'd really like to lick slick cum off of my boyfriends thick cock right about now.
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>>70320964
probably because its not a serious thing
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>>70320973
>emptiest and most dead inside
Doesn't that perfectly describe incels in this board, even though they have 0 body count?
Kinda weird seeing you blaming promiscuity for mental issues, when all in all you are on a board populated by virgins on mental decline.
Almost like a cope
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>>70320977
>Doesn't want yo be a lonely virgin
>Is one
It's really that simple
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i'm still upset no one is posting in my thread which came first. i'm not going to keep going on about it but i do feel it a bit of injustice, just because you superficially thought it was a collage of anuses when it was actually a thematically appropriate concept art.

i'm not even going to bother posting the link because what's the point, sorry Hugh Gayynuss lmao was not cool enough for the party. and you all think me something i'm not btw, i just want to add that.
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>>70320973
>when do faggots usually become the emptiest and most dead inside?
*when do men
and the answer is somewhere between 18-25 years
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>>70321010
bruh, i know you're gay and shit but have you ever seen a female pornstar who has that 1000 yard gaze i mentioned, its literally is caused by promiscuity, it kills my soul and disheartens my to see them (gay or woman )in that state.
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>>70320983
>i'm not gay
Still stuck in the denial phase, even anonymously?
You have a long journey ahead of you
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>>70321051
denial, not really, i masturbate to women and don't have any gay thoughts even tried it a few times and felt nothing
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>>70321035
gays are way more promiscuos than a man, most men won't reach the level which truly carves out your soul from existence.
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>>70321065
That's why you feel the need to anonymously affirm your heterosexuality on a gay thread?
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>>70321027
Do it with flowers instead of anuses next time and everyone will like it.
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>>70321047
>its literally is caused by promiscuity
I think you're letting the incel ethos get to your head.
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>>70321100
buddy i'm literally just slow socially, heart on sleeves and naive, not putting up a front or anything like that at all, just see it fit to deny the allegations of homosexuality in passing and nothing more.
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>>70321106
thats an excellent idea, do you know any that look like an anus (its meant to be the alien eyes, the eyes are supposed to look like an alien)

i made the name after i made the concept art so i can try to come up with a new one.

any flower recommendations?
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>>70321092
Why do you think that people in this board, who are leading examples of purity and chastity, are so mentally unwell? So empty and dead inside?
Certainly they're safe from the evil of promiscuity, so what is it?
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>>70321143
>Why do you think that people in this board
there are people that browse this board that are twice as good looking as me, i wouldn't be surprised if they have sex.
i'm trying to say that i have this notion that 4chan is more diverse than people give credit for, some actual normies amongst the shit.
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i don't know much about flowers, might anyone reccomend a flower that looks like these anuses so that i can sanitize the picture with flowers as the alien eyes instead of big anuses.
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while it is fun to exaggerate on /r9gay/ i honestly do feel discomfort living in this gay world sometimes
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>>70321189
this is the picrure i'm talking about i made a thread with it already but anons where angry about it and hated my thread so much they decided to make 2 new ones to replace it. which for the record i found upsetting and belittling of my efforts.
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>>70321206
Fuck off already you retard, if you want flower pictures use fucking search engine dumb fuck.
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>>70321206
after seeing this fellow 4 times now i realize these remind me of snails
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>>70321206
yes BECAUSE ITS FUCKING GROSS ASSHOLE
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>>70320992
>do you have a heart and soul
No
>do you hate gay people or something?
I hate all people
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>>70321127
>not putting up a front
>claims to be straight in a gay thread
Denial is a funny thing, anon. I once dated a man many years ago who also called himself straight. He would fall asleep in my arms after a long night of passion, kiss me goodbye in the morning before leaving for work, and he still refused to call himself gay. Not even bi.
He's out of the closet nowadays so there's hope for you
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>>70321161
So you're delusional and can't answer a simple question?
Celibates here are empty inside because mental illness doesn't have anything to do with body count.
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>>70321273
yeah but i don't all that, its kinda odd that you would try to force it on me, its a bit like you are trying to nudge me and persuade me into being gay which as far as i'm aware is impossible, i'm in the camp of "you are born gay or not" and because i always masturbate to women happily then its safe to say that i'm straight as a laser
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>>70321311
well don't get deranged on me, if you are expecting full effort all the time you are going to be sorely dissapointed, i don't always have the brainpower to think past the first 5 words of a post, especially when i'm thinking about other stuff and just want to chill. you know.
so i will give you that, you are talking to someone who doesn't want to engage you intellectually but rather just chat for the sake of chatting for a little bit without really trying to make an argument thats anything other than casual.
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Why did you make another thread, I thought we were almost free.

>>70321323
Don't feed him (you)s lad, he's a well established troll with far more free time than you.
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>>70321323
>force it on me
You coming to the gay thread is 100% your own free will
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>>70321323
>i'm straight
Prove it by leaving this thread and never coming back. But since you're a closeted homo, you fit in here perfectly
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>>70321392
It only takes one retard to shit up an entire thread with hue and unfortunately we have several
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>>70321354
That's a whole lot of words for saying "I don't know shit and I'm just bullshitting".
Promiscuity isn't the problem, you are.
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>>70321393
well not force per se, like coercion, just a slip of the tongue i guess, its often the case that you, well actually i would go as far as to label it a defining characteristic of the r9gay mini community which is that you often try shock and make people feel sick with tales of gay shit and its just odd, honestly i just find it odd, my assumption is that its kind of like conditioning or something? fucking whatever.

look the definining characteristic of where i come from is to make close ended statements all the time and use fucking short terse sentences that almost sound cult like so i'm not exactly innocent or singling out this particular part of /r9k/

there are honestly multi-faceted reasons why i come here, but hand on heart, being gay is not one of them. you have to contend with the fact that i masturbate to women.
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>>70321506
true but sometimes a sentiment is worth prolongating, its just mood setting, think of it like a passage of feel rather than an impactfully succinct and optimally structured statement.
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Time to peepee poopoo.
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>>70321527
>there are honestly multi-faceted reasons why i come here
The main one being your latent homosexuality that you're deeply in denial about
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>>70321604
according to you that is, but really you know its completely baseless, a bald faced lie at worst, but i think your just trolling me, because you convinietnvly avoid the fact of the matter which is that, as i've stated a few times already, i masturbate to women and women only.
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>>70321627
according to your presence in the gay thread.
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>>70321645
i feel like turning my back on this conversation now, you are wilfully ignoring my request and well mission accomplished, i fell for it.

that doesn't mean to say i'm about to leave the thread but i can see you just wanting to make a joke about the situation and i'm not going to encourage further interaction until you answer my question.

are you going to keep dodging it?
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>>70321627
>i masturbate to women and women only
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>>70321674
>are you going to keep dodging it?
No, please, let me answer it.
I think you're lying through your teeth about being straight and interested in girls. Your presence here is the only evidence we have, and it points towards you being gay.
It's funny because you said you come here for a number of reasons and yet you can't quote one.
The truth is very transparent, anon.
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>>70321690
if i was going to lie about anything why would i lie about something which has a higher probability of being the case than not being the case, i don't have stats to hand, but surely you would agree that the overwhelming majority of men are straight, so its highly probable that i'm telling the truth etc. etc.
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>>70321734
>Why would a closeted gay in denial lie about it?
It probably has something to do with the closet and the denial.
Some gays are soo deep into the closet, they're hiding from their own selves.
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>>70321734
>the overwhelming majority of men are straight
How many of those visit gay threads?
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>>70321497
it is deserved tho
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>>70321730
well i was being as vague as possible because if i turn the page with you, you would see that all the reasons I have ( a few) are very private to me and i don't really want to share them, but it need be stated that they exist and are valid reasons for using this thread even as a straight man, which btw the burden of proof is on you to prove your assertion/allegation that i'm gay, why? because there is a higher chance that a random man is going to be straight than gay which places the onus squarely on you to provide a case for insisting that i'm somehow lying about something which is overwhemingly the norm, based off nothing but a miscalculated assumption that R9gay is exclusively for gay posters, point me to where it states that the only reason a person posts here is because they are gay and etc etc etc
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>>70321770
who knows, we don't know that, juries out.
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>>70321820
>they exist and are valid reasons for using this thread
I know, your latent homosexuality is the most valid of all reasons to come here.
>The burden of proof is on you
>He said on a gay thread.
You're not a random, average man in anyway. Your presence in this board means you're an outlier. Your presence in this thread escalate the probability of you being gay to asymptotic levels.
The truth is currently unavailable, but if I had to bet my life, I wouldn't bet on you being straight in a thousand years
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>>70321836
Not you, definitely, cause you're not a straight man.
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>>70321820
>miscalculated assumption that r9gay is exclusively for gay posters, point me to where it states that the only reason a person posts here is because they are gay and etc etc etc
Is that how you cope?
You still can't quote not even one single reason for coming to this thread as a straight man.
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>>70321862
there are an infinite ways you can be an outlier, being gay is not a common denominator of the outlier.
it would be a bad bet let me tell you, infact its not even on me to convince you, since i would seek to gain astronomical gain from this bet, no offence, i just find it odd how sickening the shock value gay stories are, its just slimey and kind disturbing really, being gay is not a choice, gays and straights are compatible in society but it does make me wonder if you have an ulterior motive, but of course i'm just thinking aloud right now.
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>>70321906
i have no need to, i don't owe you that you see? the onus is on you, i've laid out my simple case and its up to you prove your claim, or even a slither of evidence will be a step forward.
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>>70321980
>being gay is not a common denominator
In a gay thread, being gay is definitely the common denominator.
Anon, heterosexual men don't feel the need to prove their heterosexuality anonymously in a thread for homos
In fact I dare say that heterosexual men wouldn't be in a thread for homos in the first place
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>>70321998
>i have no need to
Obviously there is no reason why a heterosexual would come here, hence why you can't name one.
Cause you're not a heterosexual
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how do Faggots do on dates?
imagine for the average Normie seeing two Guys kissing sorry but most people of the world are Homophobic
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>>70321998
Your presence here is enough evidence
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brazil is majority nigger.
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>>70322041
>imagine for the average Normie seeing two Guys kissing
I do that all the time and I never encountered homophobia directly while doing it.
I think you are underestimating people's indifference. Even if most people harboured homophobic feelings, just like they do racism and misogyny, only a tiny few would be willing to act on it directly. Saying mean words online is easy. Harassing a 6'2 bearded man on the street for kissing another man is a whole other story.
I get some disapproving looks, but in my years of experience with public displays of affection, we were never accosted or harassed. The worst thing that has ever happened was people trying to stealthy snap a picture of us kissing, that happens a lot.
Needless to say, if you don't live in a civilized country, all of that falls flat on the ground
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>>70322113
Your racism makes you lonelier
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>>70322160
and your skin makes you look like a monkey
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>>70318687
whitoids really colored like pigs they do lmfaoo
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yeah real good yous fucking poser bitch, white brothers will meet you for a little 'date' if your good, lil fuckin bitcg
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>>70322171
I'm white actually, but I'm not racist so I couldn't disagree more.
Every skin tone has its beauty, and brown skin can look like golden bronze, it's beautiful and it's why white people tan.
I said this before. To find a bf you will have to leave racism behind.
It's not worth it being a lonely racist, anon.
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>>70322211
I'd rather be colored like a pig than look like a nigger!
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>>70322193
>Eugenicist speech
>Doesn't even breed
Sometimes I feel bad about gincels here but then I see one like you and it makes me wonder if you being alone isn't just what you deserve for being so nasty. Like celestial justice
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>>70322230
You'd rather spend your youth alone too?
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i can no longer be racist on /r9gay/ because there are black people observing
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brazilliancels are turboincels that fuck monkeyscels to create niggercels
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So horny my balls hurt...Anons, help me...
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>>70322275
Not black, just not a racist.
You can be whatever you want here, but I guess you don't like to be called out for the absolute shithead you are. Were you under the impression this was your racist echo chamber?
/pol/ is that way, election tourist
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you just know hue the type of nigger to be fully vaxxed.
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>>70322246
Eugenics? Look im not saying to kill them. What I am saying is to take them uh huh and move them back to Africa forcefully and ban them from ever visiting or immigrating here. Just because I hate niggers doesn't mean i want to genocide them or something :)
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>not being vaxxed
This is why you don't have a bf or friends
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>>70322290
stop im a victim of mistaken identity
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new low
>15 posters
>153 posts
holy FUCK get a FUCKING life HUE and all the OTHER FUCKING RETARDS here
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>>70322312
Where else am I supposed to be racist anon? tell me. No i wont go to pol. That board sucks.
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>>70322310
its over, vaxxers lost. i'm unvaxxed from beginning to end.
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>>70322308
>im not saying to kill them
The original author of that sentence did, and that's the motto you chose.
Imagine if you tried to associate with white supremacists only to be gay bashed by them... Could you imagine the irony
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>>70322312
tell me just one reason why i should get a life. how about (You) get a life and leave us alone
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there's always shitposting when I want to go (you) fishing.
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>>70322329
I would HAPPILY let me myself be tossed into the gas chambers if I meant removing all niggers from the Western World.
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>>70322310
they vaxxed me so i could go on an airplane. nobody at either airport even asked for real proof i was vaxxed and i didnt get a bf or friends. bill gates better be happy
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>>70322346
whatever deep seated mental issue you've got going on, "niggers" are just your personal scapegoat. You're just filled with hatred and they're an easy target. If it wasn't niggers, it would be trannies, or women, or jews, or any other persecuted minority.
All this hate is coming from somewhere, and I hope one day you get to address the source of it.
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I'm unvaxxed but only because I'm too lazy to go and get one.
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>>70322371
>and i didnt get a bf
Did you try anything to get one? besides shitposting anonymously while locked inside your room?
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daylight horror, fagots, waking nightmare, seeing their form , placed over night, every few steps, too far, a side step becomes a missstep and then a stagger and eventually a stunlble into the doombox, faggots placed frozen overnight and look like this like a truck cam and placed them in 0position still and never moving only to be walked past, to scare everyone.
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>>70322390
OH OH Oh OH!!! I do also hate trannies AND women AND jews
>All this hate is coming from somewhere, and I hope one day you get to address the source of it.
This hate comes from niggers committing crime, trannies being annoying online, women just being bad people in general
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>>70322424
Go take your meds, you lunatic
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>>70322430
>I'm extra hateful
Colour me surprised. You missed one, though. Kinda impressed you missed it, since he's the number 1 on your mile long hate list.
Yourself
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>>70322402
thats not the point but no why would i try to get a bf
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I admit black and Hispanic people scare me, but then again so do most white guys, specifically ones that follow 'street' culture.

Comes with being a weak victim who was bullied in school.
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>>70322470
>no why would i try to get a bf
It's almost like you want to be a lonely celibate forever
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>>70322477
Don't let the bullying you suffered turn you into a bad person, otherwise your bullies win
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did you know a way to make your penis bigger? i do here is the technique you need a short arms length rope and a doorhandle and you simply tie your rope around the base of your erect penis head and make sure the other end of rope is securely tied to the door handle then you simply slam the door shut.
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>>70322482
well maybe a little bit im not sure yet
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>>70322467
>you hate niggers so you must hate yourself!!!
No mate i just hate niggers
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>>70322498

considering its the the resident 32 year old neet, I think that ship has sailed.
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>>70322525
You will regret taking the path of the incel when you're older.
Escape from it while you can, before you hit 30
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I still hate most white people but they're less awful to live around than ethnics
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/polgay/
oh boy
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>>70322527
>No mate i just hate niggers
And women, and trannies, and jews, and god knows what other minorities, maybe all of them. That's what, 70% of the population? 75%?
You hate everything, anon. Your heart is filled with hate.
Don't pretend now to know what it means to love yourself, you clearly haven't got a clue.
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>>70322550
If you hate most people there's something wrong with you. You're the problem, not others
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>>70322529
Oh storyanon, I never thought you'd turn out to be a racist too
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>>70322580
empty platitude/message. don't listen to this anon he's a parrot,
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>>70322570
>your heart is filled with hate
boo hoo! this means litterally nothing. I hate niggers not myself dumbass. These kinds of "people" are bad for society and/or annoy me so of course I hate them.
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>>70322591

I try not to be, but considering my entire time at school I was bullied by blacks and Hispanics (along with a few white guys) it's hard not to be.
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>>70322592
>Literally filled with hatred for most people even those he has never met
Please stop pretending to be a well adjusted individual. You're filled with hatred there's obviously a root cause for that
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>>70322592
I'm not one of the retards that listen to hue it's okay
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>>70322600
No, anon, it isn't hard not to be a cunt. In fact it's quite easy, let me show you how:
Back in your school, there was a black kid who suffered bullying too. Now he's stuck in the middle
Whenever you hate the whole because of the few, you forget about the victims on the other side. That black kid who suffered bullying is as much of a victim as you, but now he has to deal with both the bullying and your racism. Not fair, right? Where the fuck is your empathy?
Are you incapable of separating the people who bullied you back in school from literally everyone else?
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there was one black kid in my school and he was a normalfag
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>>70322666

Well I didn't see that, I only saw what I experienced. I'm not a cunt though, I hid it perfectly well. and I don't hate others, I'm just afraid of them, along with most white people too.
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>>70322593
You do hate yourself, it's pretty obvious for all to see. You hate yourself for being gay.
Hating on others is just a projection, nothing else.
>These kinds of "people" are bad for society and/or annoy me
And yet you can't see a homophobe using the same logic to hate you. Or maybe you can, you are homophobic in the end of the day.
It's just so obvious that your issues stem from within, and black people are nothing but an excuse
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Just deleted all my porn stash.
From now on I will only masturbate to the thoughts of my fbf fucking me.
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surprisingly not racist despite having other socially conservative ideas or maybe because of those ideas. racism has a culture of its own and it is definitely a degenerate one
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going back to making my tulpa bf screw you guys
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>>70322870
give us an update on the strength of your erections compared to when you used porn
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can we place bets?
I put $5 on much stronger
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>>70323292
that is one of the only differences ive noticed. my penis feels harder
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>first time in r9gay in over a year
>it's even fucking worse
2017 r9gay was so comfy what happened bros
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>>70323362
it was always bad dumbass
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>>70323362
this was actually a comfy thread so far
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>>70323362
normalfags happened
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>>70323456
but there were more normalfags back then. normalfaggotry peaked in like 2019-2020
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>>70323362
You're just delusional. Everybody thinks the past was better, when in reality it wasn't that good
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i need to be a good househusband
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i feel like i couldve made a couple friends from /r9gay/ if i had just been genuine. oops
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>>70323628
start training your cooking skills
learn how to massage
have a good empathy and good communication.
do i miss things?
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>tfw no bf with the complete penis palace playset, why live
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>>70323687
i meant i need a husband
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i need to be a good whatever you call the guy that has the househusband
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>>70323778
i believe the word is husband
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>>70323778
how would you take care of me
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>>70323710
aren't we supposed to find a bf before having a husband?
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>tfw just sharted for the first time ever

a new low has been reached.
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>>70323682
nah even if you're genuine it doesn't work either.
t.tried
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>>70323845
ive never sharted before. how did you make it happen?
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>tfw no bf to be boihusbands with
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>>70323879
sorry to hear that anon... im pretty sure i can blame myself in every single attempt so far i have no idea why i even keep accepting contact requests
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>tfw no Sunni Muslim bf
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>>70323362
>World gets worse
>Internet gets worse
Connect the dots, la la la
>>70323845
I sharted four separate times this year. Might as well make an appointment to be euthanized this Xmas.
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>>70323883

I don't know, I was sitting in my computer chair, thought I had to fart, did so except it was wet.
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>>70323933
Well to be frank, i a sort of a faggot that rarely befriend people more than 1 year. i tend to go away at some time.
Not knowing why is a big part of the problem, i hate when this is happening to me.
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>tfw no gay jewish bf to convert to christianity
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>>70324006
might be a similar thing happening with me but it doesnt end up making it so far as a year its been getting a lot worse over the last few years too
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>>70323993
dont do it anon your future boyfriend loves you because you shart
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>>70324138
you don't seem to be a bad person tho. Do you have trouble with trusting others?
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>tfw no bf who can reach into my head and pull my thoughts out directly so I don't have to worry about turning them into words and saying them
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>>70324297
i would say i dont trust people but it might not be the right term. i just get uncomfortable talking to the same person too many times about certain stuff especially if it seems like they remember or think about it too much
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>>70324348
I think the words don't read my mind to my self while in public just incase that's happening.
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>>70324431
>it seems like they remember or think about it too much
seems like you fear the power people might have on you?
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destroy faggots and kill all them with lethal force until they meet the devil for sex and black minions groping them with melting hands in hell
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>>70324532
maybe in real life but i dont think anyone i talk to online could get any real power over me. its more like embarrassment lol
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>>70324547
Jeez dont get me worked up like that Im getting horddd
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>>70324547
Have you ever discussed your mental state with a psychiatrist?
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>>70324660
you will be melted into lube for gay hell minions you fucking faggot
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>>70324635
oh okay, i've read that autist people don't have the same concept of shame than usual neurotypical people.
I may extrapolate saying you're autistic but since it's common here.
But aside that, there is no embarrassment to have, it's cool, you have people that makes the effort to learn about you, because you are probably interesting.
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I want to lock myself away in solitary confinement but with access to the internet. You feel me?
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>>70324666
same goes for you, devil will turn you into a dildo
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Kiss me I'm str8
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>>70324680
do you really think that whatever created the universe cares about your sexual proclivities?
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>>70324676
So just like your current situation?
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>>70324726
shut it you faggot
>>70324785
yes and jesus burns gays more than even the devil he opens the gates of acid to pour onto faggots until they are lubricant for hades, the devil, his minions, and other hellspawn
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>>70324819
I wonder if you're really like this or just pretending. Not sure which one would be worse
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>>70324805
I mean kind of sort of. I still talk to my family everyday and if i go outside there's racket from the neighbors and such. I just want somewhere with a computer and absolute silence.
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>>70324851
It doesn't feel like they are brainwashed by religion, not a all, don't know what's making you feel this way.
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>>70324672
not sure about the autistic stuff
>you have people that make the effort to learn about because you are probably interesting
i dont think im interesting at all. i think ive just gotten lucky with people ive met which makes it a bit more unfortunate that i am so inconsistent with how i communicate to them
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>>70324819
I know you love me, gay boy. ;)
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>>70324876
Nigga you want too much
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>>70324913
shieeet I know nigga but a nigga gotta dream sometimes you feel me dawg?
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>>70324882
Poor gays shackled by religion.
At least the breeders get something out of it. "holiness" "grace" or whatever it is they call. But for a gay, there's only condemnation.
This is why as a gay you must become at the very least deistic or agnostic
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I don't know. Christianity is pretty cool honestly. I think it gives a pretty good moral framework to base your world view off.
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its actually a joke that moving in with my mom could improve my social life 50x
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>>70324936
Have you never watched that SpongeBob episode where Squidward gets wrapped into an empty dimension after wishing for the same thing you do?
If you ever got the absolute loneliness and silence you longed for, you would quickly regret.
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I'm leaving the hospital tomorrow, I don't know when they're going to discharge me but that's when I'm leaving.
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Ate too much
I think this is is for me
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>>70324888
Everyone is interesting if you know where to look into someone.
Communication is hard sometimes, it's so important yet so hard when you're not gifted for social relations.
>>70324940
Agreed, deistic is kinda cool tho. but believing a book made by an human please realize what is mass manipulation is about and how it's detrimental to individuals.
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>>70324962
>Christianity is pretty cool honestly
Not for gays. There's several condemnatory verses for us even in the new testament, although jesus never touched the subject himself.
All in all, Peter founded the religion as we know it, and he didn't spare the guys from divine punishment in Romans and Corinthians. The best you can conjecture is that their idea of homosexuals 2000 years ago was closer to our idea of pederasts and male prostitutes.
Gay hating is part of their worldview.
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>>70324968
>into an empty dimension
ok but I would be fine with this if I had a pc with Internet connection.
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>>70325059
That's what you have now, isn't it? And it doesn't make you any happier, so I don't see how you can think that more loneliness would make you happy
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>tfw no Mormon Lost Boys bf
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>>70325074
Not "loneliness" because you can be lonely and be surrounded by people. I just want isolation. a peaceful isolation like a bear hibernating in the winter.
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>>70325120
Are you not isolated enough?
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>>70324977
Why? Maybe you should stay?
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>>70325142
No. I want peace and quiet. I want that "only human left on earth" feeling. The same feeling you get when you load up an empty tf2 map at 3 am.
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>>70325042
yeah it is i feel out of place in almost every social situation but there is a few times it went how its supposed to which makes it even more annoying. was any of this familiar to your situation? what happens towards the end of that year?
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>tfw in isolation but people still coming in my room constantly to make sure i'm alive, they're just wearing hazmat suits to maintain isolation

>>70325194
I came on Tuesday out of an abundance of caution but it seems like there's nothing wrong. They're not even running tests any more.
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>>70325213
Isolation didn't bring you any joy, so why the hell do you think that more of it will change anything?
Excuse me, anon, but you are so fucking blind. Isolation is your bane. It's like seeing a heroin addict saying that what he needs is more heroin
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i'm an unvaxxed chad, completely unvaxxed.
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If Anon did such a grievous assault on you but then proceeded to beg you for forgiveness, saying that he would do ANYTHING you ask of him. What would you make him do?
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>>70325348
Hit me again but cuddle after this time.
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>>70325348
sorry anon but there is no more in this scenario. people dont want to see you when stuff like this happens let alone hear you beg
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>>70325368
But you wouldn't end the realationship, right?
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>>70325348
Just have him beat me to death, it's what I deserve for being gay and a failure.
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>>70325376
of course i would. id do it over less than that
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>>70325320
>its like seeing a heroin addict saying he needs more heroin
I mean it may not be healthy but isolation is calming and peaceful man.
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>>70325388
But what about second chances? Can't people change?
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>>70325407
not a second chance worthy action
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>>70325406
>calming and peaceful
I know, it's called the comfort zone.
I just think you need less of it, not more
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>>70325482
Why are you trying to compel anon to violence? There can be no other conclusion from leaving your comfort zone than conflict and barely restrained threat of injury to yourself and those around you.
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my mood has fallen because of that little bit of introspection someone tell me something else that is depressing
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>>70325580
You only have a few brief years for romance in your 20s before you're doomed to be alone forever and time is running out.
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>>70325580
Even if you fall in love it's almost certainly going to be one sided
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>>70325523
>compel anon to violence?
Putting words in my mouth.
>There can be no other conclusion from leaving your comfort zone than conflict
Or you can, like, not get into fights and violent confrontations?
If the first thing that comes to your mind when you think about going out is violence, you've got a problem, dude.
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>>70325482
Why would i leave my comfort zone? I see zero good reasons to do that right now. It seems like extra hassle than it is worth you know?
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>>70325622
That's sadly the world we live in anon, you may think we're removed from the brutality of nature but other people are still the most dangerous animals you could encounter and under our current economic system each and every one of them is directly competing with you for survival. Practically all interaction with other people is a form of violence.
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>>70325835
megane bishounen desuka?
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>>70325875
Not exclusively, but yeah that describes it.
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either i sleep early or i do the regrettable lets see what an hour does
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cur ero cringe
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hello? is anyone there? can we get a live report from the club anon?
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Live report from Anon: I am currently listening to Splendid Isolation by Warren Zevon
https://youtu.be/FWwOEie7Eh0
that is all
back to you anon
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aaaaand we are back. back to you, back to you anon
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>>70326983
hm not sure if i recognize this warren zevon or if there is something else that sounds like this
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>autumn weather day
>summer weather night
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all i want is sex, ive never had a bf and i dont even want one anymore
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>>70327290
SAME BUT ONLY HALF SAME
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>tfw the only one here on a friday night again
Every week I tell ya...
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how do i get a christian bf
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>jack off to men
>orgasm less but cum alot more
>jack off to women
>orgasm harder but cum alot less
Why? This seems like the opposite of how it should work???
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>tfw no bf that is unironically gay but unironically
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There's this cute guy at my work that I keep accidentally staring at. He's noticed that I'm doing this, I hope I'm not creeping him out.
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>>70328363
get a buzzcut
start wearing dahmer glasses
act as socially awkward as possible
this will make him feel more calm and secure and less creeped out when hes around you. I know from personal experience. No need to thank me for the advice.
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>>70328415
>act as socially awkward as possible
I already do that.
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I can feel my mood plummeting
Oh no, not again
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>>70327605
Me. You will have to listen to my 2 hour long whining sessions about how sinful our relationship is though.
>>70328363
Start a conversation with him and pretend (as if you have to pretend) that youre just autistic.
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>>70325602
Good thing I wasted my twenties
hahahahahahaha kill me
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Every person can see on my face I truly dont give a darn about anything. I wish i had experiences to draw from so I could feel things when people told me gossip. I dont care that npc1 screwed over npcs 2-3. I want to but I just cant.
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>>70325631
>Why would i leave my comfort zone?
To get a bf. You see, boys live outside of your comfort zone and you have to go there to get one. You can think of it like an adventure. A quest.
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>>70329498
>I wish i had experiences to draw from
Do you? So go to the dating apps and start your romantic life. It will be one hell of an experience
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>>70323362
This >>70323504 anon is mostly right. You miss that time in your life and how you viewed the world then more than the way the thread was. I was here then and it was still awful in a different way.

Though if you want an explanation for why it's changed so much, the south american shitposter is probably the primary difference.
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>he's being a dumdum
Too bad he isn't as smart as anony...
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Honestly the most hilarious part of the whole racist gimmick is that at least half of the shitposters posting about being racist are black.
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>There are blacks in the thread
Oh fuck anon
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What is some /r9gay/ approved music?
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if cringe music is posted im leaving r9gay for good
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>>70330002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZY5DBmgC_A
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if you like 2017 /r9gay/ so much you would probably like /lgbt/ threads were just a tranny hangout and discord exchange
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>>70329736
They won't get you anon, don't worry
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>tfw no anon to agree that we'll become bfs in exactly one year so there's a reason to self improve
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>tfw you dont have a year to spare you either get a bf in 9months or that chapter is over
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Felt good to wake up to messages from my friends. We're going to hang out today and play videogames later. Get to be happy almost all day which makes work / school and all my troubles much easier to manage. These days of respite to heal from work are perfect. Life truly is worth living. Also I go to the gym with them which means looking in the mirror is an instant confidence boost. Just cant stop winning haha. Anybody who isn't happy is just lazy. I have 0 sympathy for them. You think its easy? Its not.
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>tfw bedtime
Catch you boys on the flipside...
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>>70330495
just like me but i ignore my friends instead, and dont have to work, and it is easy
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>>70330514
i keep going to sleep at 6pm dont go
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>>70322870
Extremely based and wholesome, I've been trying to do the same.
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>>70325271
>was any of this familiar to your situation?
mh, i personally don't feel out of place every time but quite often i have the realisation that i have missed something important in the situation and i just act and hope it wasn't too important.
> what happens towards the end of that year?
didn't understood this one sorry
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jesse if you're still here you need to get off the black market HRT and get a job ASAP. don't become a sex slave for a random degenerate, it will drive you to suicide quicker than living on a diet of actual shit

also i ghosted you because the guardian i lived with was threatening to beat me for tl;dr: not being their slave. i had to shift my focus solely on getting out. i'm sorry
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jesse if you're still here we have to cook
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>Anon has pretend sex with his pillow fbf when he wakes up
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I'm going home from the hospital today!

>tfw no bf to welcome me home with a warm hug and pile of pillows and blankets because i haven't slept in days
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>>70331370
How long were you gone? I'd give you lots of warm snuggles and more, hehehe.
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>>70331394
I got here on Tuesday and it's been a whole lot of nothing since then. They keep doing this and it's really annoying, like the boy who cried wolf.
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how do i move from "ohGodohGodohGod anon messaged me i have to think of a reply" to actively enjoying a conversation? i respond like a robot because the anxiety kills me.
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if you have a gay fetish kill yourself and hitler will never love you.

you are probably a shitskin and you are a faggot with celebral aids that turns your head into sizzling frying oil in a pan of some sort. tssssssssssssss pop tsssssssssssssssssssssssssss
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I could be masturbating right now
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i dont have the patience, energy or willpower to be happy. i would rather drink alone and feel my brain rot
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>>70332095
i'm jealous of people who can still drink. being sober is like a way too bright sunny day all day every day and you can never wear sunglasses again
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>>70332132
>being sober is like a way too bright sunny day all day every day
look at mr happy over here
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>>70331857
>hitler will never love you.
no.......
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>>70332163
but anon i'm a snowman, i melt in the sun...
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want to fuck pussy ass
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pussy ass aka a mans anus or do you mean a pussy ass dawg ? or perhaps both are one and the same?
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sigh he used to love pussy ass aka a mans anus
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boy pussy pussy ass same thing
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>>70331036
fuck i thought this was a breaking bad meme
anon please stop grooming people online to take "black market hrt"
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pussy ass nigga = a walking talking boipussy.
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sus ass niggas man
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Can we talk more nicely?
Perhaps "nice butt boy" instead of "man anus nigga"?
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DAYUUUUUUM SHIEET THAT NIGGA HAS A FAT MAN ASS YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH NOW THAT'S HOW I LIKE IT NIGGUH
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boy feet pussy
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Nofap day 6
The desire to rail twinks in secluded and not-seen-from-predestrian-paths corners of campus at night
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>>70332742
>tfw no bf who doesn't swear or use slurs or rude language and is nice most of the time
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Are any of you guys probably gonna marry a woman
Ahhh help me why am I doing this
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>>70332886
I'd rather die an untouched virgin rather than to have a relationship with a woman.
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>>70332886
No anon. I am going to die alone :D
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>>70332860
I'm on day 5, can't think too much about lewd or my boyballs start hurting lots.
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>>70332860
>>70332911
how are you so weak? next question, why are you doing nofap?
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>>70332941
What do you mean, weak? It's normal to be horny and I abstain cause being horny is fun.
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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo i'm gonnnnnnnnnnnaa cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum
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remeber to love yourself and alawys be positive and never unhappy about your genitals. peace.
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>>70332865
What about one that tries really hard not to cause hes only worked in industries with heavy cursing?
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*whips it out*
goddamn... where do i even start with this thing...
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horny fags fucking kys
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just to make sure my record stays spotless i was not horny when i made that post
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>>70333347
so, what, you just do it for the hell of it? that's even worse
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>>70333408
no there was purpose but the missing piece is whether my post was on the list in the first place
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Wish I had a sadist bf to roughly massage me right now.
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>>70333324
IKR I'm a recovering fag (Not a fag anymore) and I fucking HATE them I mean they have far enough platforms alone do they really need to spread this to the ENTIRE internet?
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kill horny fags fucking enablers. we've got people here who are vulnerable to relapse so hornyfags should know better.
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hornyfags > normalfags
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>>70333481
cuddlefags > sexfags
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>>70333514
yeah this is also true I guess
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how are you supposed to cuddle with... well, you know... the hardening benis and exploring hands
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>tfw no Saudi Arabian bf
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>>70333640
the hands remain firmly in a warm place and the benis is politely ignored
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the best cuddles are post lewd cuddles, specifically sweaty boy cuddles where you feel the coom drying/leaking out.
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>>70333514
very based
it could be nice to have stats here about cuddlefags vs sexfags
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>>70333856
I wish I could feel that so badly. I want it, I need it.
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>>70333856
sounds disgosting honestly
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My childlike joy and wonder has returned this is sweet everyone should watch kabuki shows.
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>>70333975

it is but it's a good disgusting, you can always go clean up later.
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>>70333804
i think the hands thing is going to be the hard part here funny enough
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>>70334091
the big spoon puts his hands on the little spoon's chest and the little spoon puts his hands on the big spoon's hands
easy peasy
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>bf that never leaves the clean room
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>>70334114
you haven't bought a maid outfit to clean his room with and arouse your bf with yet why??
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>>70334100
my hands are definitely not staying still though they can stay to one area. also where is the face to face
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>be top with muscle
>manlet
>dicklet
It's over.
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>>70334178
its fine anon, you will find a good bf I am sure.
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>>70334154
sorry anon I'm not smart enough to figure out the logistics of face to face cuddling
wouldn't it get weird breathing on each other I don't know
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>>70334178
How manlet and how dicklet are we talking
Short tops are cute and it's all about proportionality anyways
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>>70334216
you're supposed to cuddle slightly above/below the other so one has their face in the other's neck kinda like this. and your partner's warm breath on your neck is big chef ok hand
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>>70334216
Face in shoulder or chin trust me I've run the simulations.
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>>70334255
Oh god I wish that were me on the right
Make it stop
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>>70334224
meh no point in saying. No one here lives near me
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>>70319811
Don't do it. This is driving people towards suicide. Maybe not directly the guy in question, but the idea that you only get to have any kind of human connection by paying someone to humiliate you is harmful, even if primarily or foremost in sexual nature.

It is creating a culture that makes some people loose all their hopes. Don't do it. You don't want money earned like that, creating this condition.
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>>70333856
fucking dsgusting
this is why normal humans hate faggots
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>>70334374
Probably not, but indulge me, anon, just for fun
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do you think there will be a recovery from your situation? ive been going between yes and no, but there is no such thing as an inbetween answer for this. i just need this waiting to end so i can finally get the verdict, and so i can finally end the temptation to explore expectations
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>>70334597
It's ended before so it can end now sometimes gambling is the only way to get what you want.
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>>70334536
do you think straightoids don't do that or even worse stuff? dumbass.
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>>70334678
stop with the gay shit its gross, no one wants to read that crap.
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>>70334653
that is kind of what im thinking. im going to genuinely try to do ""the right things"" and if it doesnt improve i will concede this life. ill give it a fair year before i start thinking about the results, since im pretty far behind
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>>70334723
Very nice I wish you good luck.
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>>70334729
thanks. not completely related, but its kind of strange how people rarely complain about waiting when there is so much of it to do anything
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>>70334813
Everyone has a phone they'll just fuck with that if they're waiting, though I have to agree it's better to develope a skill or something.
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>>70334545
not this anon, but there is no fun in disappointment.
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need a femboy to listen to death grips, smoke and daydrink at his parents house with
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mom is completely against alcohol
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even more of a reason
rebel against everything
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>>70335102
hip hop fags are the worst
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uhh, no... i unironically want mom to keep loving me
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>>70333856
ur meant to shower with each other and then spoon ur gross
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>>70335200
Mom is based. Alcohol is bad for your health and for your head. Keep sober anon.
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>>70335266
true. ive been going back to sober, i only started drinking because i lived with grandma(not moms mom). big mistake
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>he reeks of coom
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>tfwywn have a bfs whos mom approves of you
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imagine mom and the bf gossiping about you
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>tfw mom said she'd warn any potential bf about my mental issues if she could.

Not sure if intentionally sabotaging me or actually looking out for people since I am pretty nuts.
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>tfw anons dad never messaged back
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>tfw no bf whose mom you can convince is against the relationship while secretly seducing her and pitting the two against each other even though in the beginning they both liked you just fine
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>tfw no bf with mental issues
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>tfw no bf to convince to burn all his bridges and make him utterly dependent on me, then dump him.
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>>70335822
I have no bridges to burn anon, sorry.
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>tfw no bf that falls in love with me because I'm the only person in his life that has ever shown him actual kindness
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>>70335863
Well you gonna nut up or shut up anon I'm waiting.
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>>70335863
stahp pl0x
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>tfw its just a trick and you find out you really are unlovable.
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>>70335880
Hello
>>70335884
Sorry, but I think your shoes are pretty cool...
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>>70335906
Well, of course. But I'll take what I can get. What's the worst that happens? I get my head chopped off and dude fucks the neck hole Dahmer style? At least people will remember me.
>>70335907
Hey babe! You're pretty cute, complimenting the other anon like that. Cool shoes? What an adorable compliment you lil' rapscallion.
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I can't love myself, who else would be able to love that?
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dont really care about love as just an idea, ill need to see what happens in real life
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just noticed i dumbed it
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A wiser and more experience bf who can be sort of my mentor, does sound cool.
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it's called a mentor and you don't date them
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>>70336818
Why not, seems like a good deal from my side, although I can understand them not wanting to date me.
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>>70336839
Don't waste their time improve yourself till you can get them.
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>>70336854
Wouldn't that defeat the whole point? Like if I'm at a point where I don't need anyone to mentor me anymore, why would I get a mentoring bf?
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i bought a bic lighter with art of a flaming king cobra surrounded by roses and its officially the coolest thing i own now
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guys... im starting to think virginity might not even exist
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zamn my new lighter is that cool huh
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Have you considered, like, not being gay?
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>>70337446
probably, i didnt see it. the stuff that comes out of the lighter is pretty cool
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>>70337484
i have given it some thought. it turns out im not able to escape sexuality entirely at this moment, so ill have to remain gay
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>>70337484
i had a few girlfriends but we broke up because i wouldn't fuck them
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Just realized that making friends requires talking to people...damn, guess the solitude will be a permanent feature.
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>>70335822
familiar story tb h
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>>70337661
there has to be a way to do it with minimal talking...
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>>70337780
Talking to people requires having people to talk to in the first place, and then deciding that talking to them is worthwhile. All of my interests don't involve any kind of social interaction, so socializing doesn't come naturally to me at all. And I seemingly don't want to make it into a separate goal of mine.
So unless some social connection comes to me on it's own, I'm not making any friends.
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>>70337862
>so unless some social connection comes to me on its own, im not making any friends
i thought that was how people make friends anyways. thats why everyone is friends with like coworkers and classmates
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>>70330002
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yuxss1kBQWw&list=PL3jnqSMeHOwJLKe2SkfyGTdsmHydmA_UD&index=290
The r9gay life in a nutshell.
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>>70330002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGd8Csat4ok
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>>70330002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obOWSCmzEAY
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>>70319355
that is the most adorable thing I have read in a while
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>>70327605
orignolu why would you even want that
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>>70338677
thanks pumpkin
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>tfw no bf to call you a very cute but utterly embarrassing pet name in front of your family accidentally
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I finally see everything behind me which led to the complete and total ruin of my life and soul
Unfortunately I don't think I can recover
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>>70338990
Don't be so melodramatic. You're still alive, aren't you?
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>>70339003
Plenty of people are alive who will never be close to what they were
Most of them, in fact
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>>70338990
bet you're like 22 or something
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>>70339069
25 actually so it IS over
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For some reason I like letting people know how much of a loser I am, and then listening to their advice/scolding about my discipline issues (although I of course never follow up on any of it).
Anyone have any idea why I'm like this?
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>>70339143
Maybe lack of motivation? Or maybe you want people's attention because you don't get much at home.
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>>70339209
I do lack motivation, until recently I barely had the will to do anything actually. And I am sort of a narcissist, so I do enjoy attention (at least I think that I do). Although I don't want attention from people that I don't like, such as those at home.
But it still doesn't explain why I'm so particularly fond of people telling me to get my shit together, and wanting to appear as such a degenerate in front of them. And these feelings are further exacerbated if the person is successful in something that I have interest in, and if they are a cute boy :3
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Need to cuddle it makes me feel warm
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Going to bed, love you all robobros <3
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I egotistically never say what I really mean in order to stay above all my interactions. im completely fake and i dont know how to stop.
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>>70339302
Man I've got no idea :/
I guess you just hit the nail in its head tho, you might be acting like that because you're narcissistic (no offense! :/)
My advice? This is 4chan. Do whatever the fuck you please. Act degenerate, annoy others, have fun, inflate your ego. But also try to make at least a tiny improvement in your life :D
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>>70339371
mwah x
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>>70339427
None taken! I am also kind of psychopathic, so I guess being a narcissist is only natural.
In any regard thanks for the advice Anon.
Oh, one more thing, what exactly do people mean when they say:
>improvement
Is that just a synonym for "become more happy"?
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>>70339469
Happiness is secondary to personal development
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jeffrey dahmer is hot
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>>70339469
Yes, become happier. Maybe studying something? Even programming which is something you can do at home. Just saying.
I'm an absolute failure but I always enjoyed languages. So I' go to university and study something related to it, and have fun.
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>>70339484
What is this "personal development" you speak of Anon? And how come it isn't equivalent to personal happiness?
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>>70339510
Improving your chances to attain happiness like gambling
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in bed by now but have reached the "i love everyone god i wish i had a bf" stage of drinky
god i wish i had a bf
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>>70339535
what are you drinking anon, I hope its good
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>>70339527
Ah that is a fair point. Although if something doesn't offer immediate gratification I usually don't do it :/
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>>70339547
If you haven't tried delayed gratification you aren't making an educated decision which could be detrimental in the long term if that turned out to be preferred for any reason
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>>70339559
I am aware that long term optimal decisions don't provide benefits right away, but I just don't have the dedication to upkeep something that isn't quickly rewarding.
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>>70339544
drank vodka at home then went outside and with a friend and drank a variety if cocktails
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>friend
life on easy mode
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>>70339599
Nevermind then I have the same issue
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>>70339621
im pretty sure it was a comedy post anon is just bad them
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>tfw crush has offspring
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>>70339621
some people here have fucking bfs im allowed one friend i kept from school
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>tfw no one to go to the cinema with
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>tfw havent been to the cinema in nearly a decade
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>>70339665
I wish I had a friend who lived close enough to just hangout like that, do let him know how much you appreciate him coming over
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>>70339685
It's comfy, anon.
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>>70338795
>thanks pumpkin
why do i like that so much? who is the anon who was rating pet names? i am rating pumpkin as top tier.
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>>70339701
i dont think ive had a bad experience at the cinema, but i rarely went because i rarely even watch movies. last thing i saw was interstellar whenever that was
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>>70339723
that was many years ago anon...perhaps even when everything was more simple.
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>>70339745
it was definitely the last decent time for me. not because i went to the cinema, probably
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>>70339674
I miss going to the cinema.
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>>70339851
I might go tomorrow, all by myself tho. Shame I cannot invite you.
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i would invite anon to the cinema, but we would stay anonymous and not introduce each other. would add a little excitement trying to identify anon without giving away that i am from /r9gay/
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>he doesn't know about the strictly enforced no singles policy
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>he doesnt wait for a group to go in and pretend to be with them
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>>70339856
Fuck man, I wish I had time to see movies. What are you going to see?
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how do people understand whats funny or cute or hot or interesting? i dont get it. how are people 100% sure on everything
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are you guys really listening to oingo boingo in here
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someone bake new bread plz...
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>tfw no kike bf
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>>70340551
yeah i have them so that makes two of us at least
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can fat guys be stealthy?
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>tfw no bf to sabotage his first time by buying extra large condoms hes too small for and its a disaster and he feels like its all his fault



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