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Gosh I love being a homosexual. There's simply nothing better than sticking your cock up a nice, warm, creamy, sweaty, hairy, tight boy butt and just shooting all your sperm up there to fertilize it. I love it when we shoot our sperm at the same time too, it's so fucking hot and gay. Also, when you're the receptive one, the feeling of a big giant gay cock rubbing against your prostate is literally the most pleasurable thing anyone could ever experience ever, it makes me shoot loads and loads of my gay sperm everywhere. I love being gay. I'm so happy I'm not straight because I know it wouldn't feel even close to having hot horny sweaty gay sex. Men were built to breed other men not women (who are fucking disgusting btw). Sperm was meant to fertilize man asshole!
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>>71112893
Gay porn though is awful.
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Body hair is fucking gross, fag
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>>71112893
eww you smell like shit anon, get outta here
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>>71113126
>>71113021
>>71112919
Fuck you you fucking breeders. God I hate breeders so fucking much. One day we will lock all male breeders up in prison and rape you everyday for gay pleasure while we exterminate all females off the face of this planet. We will live in a gay paradise, filled with sperm drinks everywhere, gay orgies in public, and everything and everyone will turn gay. We will milk you for your sperm. Piece of shit breeding motherfuckers.
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darn liberals
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i don't want to put my dick in men, but i want to give a rimjob at leaat once
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>>71113197
I'll make you put your dick in me. All breeders will be forcibly turned gay. Pleasure with men's assholes is the only thing that matters in life. There is no God, no spirituality, nothing like that, that's something breeders came up with, all fairytale bullshit. Gay pleasure is all that matters at all.
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>>71112893
Women live rent free in my head but I hate women so much I'd rather jerk off to gay porn than straight porn desu.

I think fucking a mans asshole only looks appealing in porn, but have my doubts about it IRL. To expand, I feel like the bottom gets more out of the transaction than the top because an asshole is just a tight ring and once you get past that ring it just feels like nothing.

Also a mans ass objectively smells like shit. Bending a man over and spreading his cheeks, no matter how much he showers, seems unappealing.

I suspect that I could only tolerate smells of a woman since there's like pheramones or whatever. The idea of potentially catching whiffs of another mans fecal matter, while fucking his ass is just, horrifying to me.
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>>71113221
wtf i'm not a breeder i'm like bisexual-asexual
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>>71113235
Shut the fuck up you dumb fucking breeder. Man asshole is literally paradise. It is the best thing that exists. I've fucked so many men's assholes, and yes I've gotten a few stds from it, but it feels absolutely amazing, it's worth the risk.
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>>71113264
>, and yes I've gotten a few stds from it,

Ugh, this is why i'm never going near another mans ass. The gay community is full of meth heads and subhumans riddled with disease.

The porn I watch must be like, top 1% of fags. While 99% of fags that fuck off camera are ugly and aids riddled.
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>>71113347
op is probably larping, but yes avoid hookups at all cost
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>>71113347
just wear a condom if you're so scared
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>>71112893
another /gsg/ (gay sex general) thread? God, having savage gay sex with men sure must be exquisite, like the pinnacle of the human experience, subjugating another man or being subjugated in shame, in the violation of the heterosexual for sexual power, is ecstatic. all straight men should be forced to become gay though rape correction and shock therapy in the testicles. i just want to wake up and put my big nasty hairy ass in the service of a superior man, i think it is the most fulfilling experience i can have
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Gay people are liars. I have shoved at least 8 different objects up my ass and it just hurt every time.

They use a promise of pleasure to groom.
>hey bro if you let me fuck your ass it'll feel really good OK? See look at this video its so goof
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>>71113176
Hahahaha this is brilliant x
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>>71114249
TRUE they will deny this by saying you just need to do it 500 times or just admit it and say the pain is the point
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>>71114249
You need more prep and be more relaxed, maybe you are starting too big :)
>>71114303
It should never ever be painful, a small discomfort (like a natural urge to "poop it out") is part of it if depending on position, size or if you are a total beginner
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>>71112893
I'm a curious straight guy with a girlfriend. I look very straight. Jacked white boy. Only been with women. Have high body count.

But I want to top an effeminate gay. Twink, Femboy or tranny doesn't matter. I just really wanna try what it feels like to fuck a good looking bottom guy. Grindr is full of nasty, ugly degenerates, cops, and rapists. Where can I find a decent looking Femboy on the downlow without sacrificing my relationship?
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>>71114249

Just j-j-jam it in
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>>71114249
This. Butt stuff is a total meme. It hurts. your ass bleeds and you get fissures. Don't know how bottoms do it. Either their assholes must be built different to take all that abuse or they're just masochists'.
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>>71114249
>>71114672
You should start small, be gentle and use lube. Don't jam stuff in like morons.
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>>71114451
how would you know someone is a rapist?
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I had sex once and I got aids. Now I am spreading it to own the cunt.
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>>71112893
it's even better on estrogen
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They just banned homosexuality in Russia
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>>71114749
They look like rapists. You can just tell. Especially if they say they're gay.
Feminists lied to you
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>>71114887
>Feminists lied to you
You are literally just parroting their drivel about men being "rapists", though.
Don't be under the delusion that they like gay men. They despise all men. They hate gay men even more because they cannot control their sexuality and manipulate them.
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>>71114887
but they cant rape u if youre trying to up with them on a hookup app?
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>>71114866
Their President is a paedophile.
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>>71115212
Kek. This is hilarious. So Putin's crackdown on homosexuals is just projection, huh?
He's homo, yet forces his men to kill other men and die. There's no love for men there. Fucking piece of shit.
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>>71112893
I could only cum from anal because I was 19 and wanted attention, now when I try it, I can only cum from it because I want attention. I haven't done it in 1-2 years, but I am not as gay as I once was and now my sex drive is kinda going away. Vaping thc made me really really gay, if you want to secure a bottom, just turn one into a stoner, they'll suck your cock every 15 minutes.
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>>71115212
My father is very homophobic and sometimes kissed me on the lips before I went to bed.
Dunno what why but I dont wanna ask why
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>>71115313
Is your father hot?
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>>71115313
How does it feel knowing that your dad fantasizes about you when fucking your cuck mom? Your mom's a cuck.
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>>71113176
>Breeders
The faggot copes by attempting to mock normal human beings fulfilling their biological purpose. The irony being he probably jerks it to Mpreg shit.
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>>71115677
>biological purpose
I chuckled, sorry
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>>71115590
I think he did it because it was some weird tradition
We were from the countryside
>>71115490
He was when he was in his 20's
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I'm gonna have a bunch of gay sex next semester. Gonna abandon my religion to be who I am freely.
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>>71115771
>I think he did it because it was some weird tradition
Lame. Your mom didn't kiss you on the lips, though, did she? If she didn't, it's unlikely to be tradition.
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>>71112893
>I love it when we shoot our sperm at the same time
Do faggots actually manage to do this
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>>71116332
She did
It was just way more memorable because its weird when its your father
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>>71113176
AIDS wasnt enough.
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>>71114249
Lube it up retard, even coconut, olive or castor oil will work. Start with 1 finger, then 2, then 3 until it's all properly stretched. I used a proper dildo once and I came so hard my vision blackened for a couple seconds.
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>>71112919
Its ok but hentai/bara/yiff is way better.
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>>71117236
Fag sex isn't natural you dumb fucks. Straights can literally just go and fuck, no preparation needed.
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>>71117545
>Straights can literally just go and fuck, no preparation needed.
There are just as many anal-retentive neurotic gays as there are straights in this world. Look out your window, and if the first thing you see is the sight of sidewalks and backyards lined with people fucking like animals, then I might believe you.
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>>71117545
Fine dining requires preparation, yes. But the satisfaction (prostate orgasm) you get out of it is in a different league.
You can be content with your junk food third-rate surface level penile orgasms if you don't want to put in the effort.
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>>71117545
Never said it was natural. You said you stuck 8 things inside your ass and you didn't enjoy it, I'm just saying that to enjoy it you have to take it comfortably and cleanly.
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>>71112893
Can you give me sauce for the OP? Those are the most glorious and aesthetic balls I've ever seen. I'm kind of jealous.



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