Klaus Schwab's Bug Chasing Edition
Corr could go for a Schwab Family Kitchen Buggenburger right about now with lots of vegannaise.
SSM has been quiet today
>>71962533Done his bollocks in?
Breeding Ruth
Need a Seaside Update desu.
>>71962553Not my Ruth
Need a Smirnoffbro update desu desu
>>71962566He died about four days ago.
Fag deleted his shite threadhttps://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/71962495/#71962495
>>71962553Bet she has a very fertile young womb
HHL using his powers of telekinesis to lift his spacker tray
10 posts in and the thread is already filled with SSM and Ruth spam
>>71962546Two months until Cheltenham festival yet, that's when he'll be gambling again for sure
>>71962587Not a very appropriate thing to say about a barely 18 years old girl.
>>71962594Imagine if SSM and Ruth started dating.
>>71962609He's too old. Unlike me.
How will SSM get his state pension if he hasn't made any contributions?
>>71962599I do hope so. SSM is more entertaining when he is in a constant loop of buying and selling wadgets to fund his wambling.
>>71962628>Unlike me.How old are you?
Corrr didn't see the nu breadinghamshireton on the naze me
>>71962594He has nothing better to do all day lad
>>71962643I'm 33 now.
>>71962582He said as much in the other thread, they got posted at the same time. Have you only just discovered how the archive works?
>>7196266033 is too old for an 18 year old teenager.
People that work at warehouses... how do they get girlfriends if they are just average?
>>71962500DEBATE:Are British "People" worthy of human status?Truly a preposterous notion. Human? They are but animals.
>>71962677By being top lads who love a laugh and don't wear stinky joggers
I'd trust schwab to run the UK more than the tories
>>71962692Here are your complementary bugs Zer.
It's not that bad in the Schwabsverse. Sure, you eat the bugs and rent most of your things but people are happy and the world population is at manageable levels now.
>>71962672Maybe if you've already had kids and have lots of responsibilities. I still feel 20 and women my age just see me as immature.
Don't know /pol/ memes, don't care enough to learn about them either
Good evening all good lads, Hotel lady and Shush I hope you're well, we are half way through the week, hang in there! Also dropping my latest downloads in case you want inspiration or something. >The Righttps://www.imdb.com/title/tt14273790/>Russia 1985-1999: TraumaZonehttps://www.imdb.com/title/tt22059224>M3ganhttps://www.imdb.com/title/tt8760708
>No Seaside Junior to brighten up Marks life.It not bloody right.
>mate finally got an amp for his bass
>>71962686Don't know how to be a top lad. Don't care about sports and most crap on tv. Not much left to talk about.
SSM is a waste of organic matter.
>>71962726Are yous gonna learn any Wurzels?
>>71962672If you are a rich celebrity it doesn't matter.
Seaside updatehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjdLmJ9LjxEHes with his mate this time
SEASIDE UPDATEhttps://youtu.be/pjdLmJ9LjxESEASIDE UPDATEIt's Ronnie and Reggie get in there lads.
>>71962749Mayhaps me mucka, mayhaps. Oo-aarr
>>71962756>>71962761Doggos can smell his fish
Before the Spotify update the other day, if you were listening to a song and tapped the title, you would be taken to the album. Now it takes you to search. Why? Stupid.
>>71962761Those dogs are adorable. I'd say SSM should get a little dog for himself but he'd only neglect it and try to sell it to cash converters
>>71962734Yeah you are a boring mong. We know. We know more than anyone.
>>71962777He had a dog called Benji for a brief period years ago. No one knows what happened to him.
Big up Ronnie and reggie yakna
Benji and BobbinNot Forgotten.
>>71962837You forgot Mr Cuddles.
Big up Autistic Audits.
You vill shag ze troon arse
Hate this frauditor so much. He even admits he was in that prison and remembers the guard. Really does show what types get into auditing.https://youtu.be/riZhs_td7fI
Gypsy auditor now has 2 strikes on his YouTube. He cannot upload anything for a while. Good riddance. A disgrace to the based auditing community.
'ckin 'ell, the amount of gunk i just pulled out of me nose woz insane really
SEASIDE UPDATEhttps://youtu.be/q2vFlX698x8SEASIDE UPDATEHe getting two dogs in the future coming on strong if that's alright with you lads?
Texas pig provoking him to do something unlawful. Really a whole other breed of tyrant over the pond.https://youtu.be/ZpC6okq83Ic?t=6m
if you:[x] wish to improve society somewhat[x] do not partake in society[x] hold this belief separately to religionyou are virtuous.
London bros - what do we think of Sally the ITV news London girl?
>>71963008not looked but i bet shes black
good night losers, im going to bed
>>71962677Be a drug dealerSeriously this lad who works at this factory with me, every bird is practically gagging for himHe just jokingly flirts with everyone or talks proper dirty to em and they're all over him I'd say being a drug dealer he only attracts mingers, but even nicer lasses in HR want himits mad
>>71963038This is why birds go mad for Swanny.
Rogue ones here. Go straight in for the touchy feely.https://youtu.be/adlsNdTSdyM
>>71963038I don't think lads that don't go outside and don't know how to talk to women (or anyone else for that matter) will have much luck acquiring and selling drugs
Wish getting jobs and making money was easy like in the Sims
>>71963015Wrong. And she's very playful and fun
>>71963087Black people aren't playful and fun?
What would you ask RoboSaville?
Feeling pretty down today lidsWant a cute boy to cuddle me
Would you spaff into a troonoid's arse if it gave you immortality de liddinghams?>>71963162that's gay
Any lads wanna play board game online?https://s1.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=rWZC&k=d7uTJ
>>71962500why is he bald?
Fat, unfit, female? Essex Police will hire you.
No pussy? Yeah that's gonna be no work from me then
>>71963197You forgot the spinning Pepe gif.
>>71963197It's sad that pussy is the only thing that could motivate you to leave the house
>>71963191Don't be mean to women, police, or policewomen.
>>71963191That's just what people look like in Essex
>>71963225Hate them all now. Lost all respect for them.
Wonder if he'll do the bit where he says he's gonna record women in public, or slap them at night
Women seriously think they look good with these eyebrows?
>>71963241Police in this country are decent for the most part.
Poor old britfeel she's on her last legs, the thread regulars continue to poor the worn out gimmicks on her, she's gasping for breath but still the rehashed drivel keeps coming, the bait is so old not even my nan would take it. I can't watch any more.
>>719632664705 from Lancashire is fat.
Any ladshttps://s1.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=rWZC&k=d7uTJ
>>71963272No they're not. Try going on a nightwalk every night.
>>71963273The most consistent and long-running /britfee/ gimmick is people smugly complaining about "drivel"
Thin blue line badge not part of the uniform.
>>71963273>that image>that sentenceHeh
>>71963302She is pretty cute nglmaybe that's a low bar though
He'll be here all evening posting auditing spam
>>71963302>Thin blue lineIt's funny how people have started using this phrase very seriously again, it just makes me think of Mr Bean
English girls really are just like Medieval peasants
Waiting for that post calling anon a nonce
Me? I'm a drivelmonger. You want it? I've got it. Personality drivel, accusing people of being x poster drivel, SSM drivel, auditor drivel, bizarre sex story drivel, erp drivel, Apu drivel, foot spam drivel.
Do you reckon any high IQ lads go on 4chan/this thread? Doesn't seem like a good way for a smart person to spend their time
>>71963332If that were true then we would be able to entice them with beer and turnips
>>71963317Not as cute as 9052.
>>71963359right here lad. I'm just a normal lad though.
Old female pigs. Hate them. Speak down to you like a mother.
>>71963387As a high IQ lad, what would you get for lunch from Greggs?
>>71963402No one cares that your mummy didn't love you, lad
Big gay men in this thread
>>71963324Classic though very outdated. The Indian chick was funny.
chess?https://lichess.org/iNgmZjmI
When that post suggesting someone was raped as a child gonna drop?
He thinks lads that watch SSM videos and auditor videos can play chess.
One of the ugliest ever.
Des and ArthurComin' in faster.
>>71963430Poor chess guy must feel like he got put in the wrong class with the divvys
Shippy is high IQ too.
HHL has been awfully quiet since someone brought up his psychic powers, wonder if he's practicing
I could not date a police lady.
>He wasn't joking about the planar shift to bring Helper's World into ours.
Has Helen left SSM
was this posted alreadyhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-64392018
SEASIDEMARK LIVEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEcjlogBmlU
>>71963360...you literally can
>>71963261Record them, post them on social media against their wishes. Females are not special.
>>71963515I thought SSM was cutting down the alcohol?
modern art in cumbernauld
>>71963517Then why isn't it FUCKING WORKING
SSM trying to sell his westys to CEX
Why is SSM stream so poor quality? I'd ask him myself but I can't drive.
Creepy pervert tyrant.https://youtu.be/9dcSUdaGzLw
>>71963560Looks ok to me. Maybe its your shit internet.
based gemma
All Jobcentres should be filmed and shut down for the greater good.
Silent audits for me. Pigs will have to arrest me and then I can claim civil damages for unlawful arrests. I will not give them the satisfaction of answering their questions.
/\brecord\b/i:op:no;boards:r9k/\brecorded\b/i:op:no;boards:r9k/\bfilm\b/i:op:no;boards:r9k/\bfilmed\b/i:op:no;boards:r9k
>>71963623No one gives a shit you boring little cunt. Post yourself auditing or stop spamming us with your sad fantasies.
next move was check mate gg
>>71963651Anyone who doesn't like having a gurgling spacker demand that they identify themselves for their youtube prank channel is a tyrant
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7GwzeXRAvzU>I'm asking ya for common decency not to film him.Jog on tyrant karen.
>>71963651They slaughter animals. We don't even need meat in our diets with modern food technology.
>>71963647I will be and you will find out soon enough. I will expose them all. I'm not scared of those fucks.
>>71963683Not pranks. It's called being patriotic and standing up for our freedoms.
>>71963712You've been saying that for about 6 months. It's genuinely sad at this point mate, you just sit around getting all riled up at these videos and posting your fantasies about doing it yourself.
>>71963741I procrastinate a lot. Everything I do has to be planned out carefully. Some day I will, trust me.
>>71963538he gets bored and starts drinking
Workers the film random people on the Street should be put down
>>71963759Nah you're just a coward who is desperate to talk to people about your favourite youtube videos. Again, it's sad.
>>71963387Nice lad, I have a friend who tested 150 on the culture fair scale I believe (top 0.1%). Literally doesn't browse 4chan, only reddit sometimes and lives a very normal life
>>71963790Maybe they should just walk past then there will be no video. They just love making a huge deal out of nothing.
>>71963793You don't believe me but I will. The cops have tried doing me in a few times. I can't get over that.
>>71963509Helen was raped and SSM is the culprit.
>>71963839Do it then. You've been saying the exact same thing for fucking months. Annoying fucking youtuber fanboy
>>71963858In my own time. Calm the fuck down.
What's there to discuss tonight?
Ruthmong and auditmong are very similar. Spamming /britfeel/ with their special autistic interest and not understanding when other posters find it annoying.
>>71963923Should SSM be forced back into work
>>71963934What kind of job do you think he should do? I wouldn't want him handling food or machinery
>>71963885>In my own timeEat shit, you'll never do it
>>71963954He could be a fishmonger or work in a sewer
>>71963925What about SSM poster (s)?
>>71964006We find Ruth spam annoying too.
>>71964006They're a bit annoying but there's clearly quite a few of them and at least they don't take themselves so seriously
>>71964030Ruth is nice though.
Germany openly saying they are at war with Russia now. It's heating up de lids. Time to hunker down in our NEET bunkers and bed fortresses.https://twitter.com/mtracey/status/1618217167388053504?s=19
>>71964082Will you protect us with your psychic abilities?
Are the cheap phones good for videoing in public?
>>71964114Only if I can get back back. Something is blocking them but I don't know what it is.
*informs the apus ish from pimp my ride has died*
>>71964160*get them back
Cam on WorestToday has been gruelling simply
*informs the imaginary frogs that X has died*xD
I hate britcuckland, anyone with a combination of sense and money moves out.
>>71964171witch one was ish
>>71963180Yes.I'm okay with it
You just don't get this kind of dedication from nurses now, they don't deserve a pay rise.
>Michael Buerk, veteran journalist and ex-BBC newsreader has died at the age of 86, his family confirms sad now. Used to love watching that 999 show as a kid.
>>71964171I've turned the tellys off in the /britfeel/ common room for now. They're not ready for the news tonight.
>>71964082Has Elon unbanned your Twitter account yet
>>71964239>Dawn, and as the sun breaks through the piercing chill of night on the plain outside Korem, it lights up a biblical famine, now, in the 20th centurySends chills down my spine his reporting. Why aren't modern journalists this good?https://youtube.com/watch?v=XYOj_6OYuJc
>Helperlad might not be able to muster the womfort and clarity of mind in time necessary to summon his psychic field to save us from Russian missilesWe need Helper's World now more than we ever did before.
>>71964239He's a right tory bastard
>>71964243got mine distracted with monster truck videos
Wayne Couzins 2.0https://youtu.be/b0HZsbtTjec
>>71964503>Give me your name and date of birth!No you big bully boy.
>>71964404Aye they are, but there's a certain treacherous smugness that a tory bastard has. With one face harps on about how great Britain is but will sell us all down the swanny with the other one, sooner than you can say 'right to buy'
>>71964503>If you arrest me I'll sue you>sue all you want, It's not my money is it *smiles*
Michael Burke actually hates the middle class woke BBC.
>>71964583Cheeky little bald bastard. Needs a mass audit.
auditmong's favourite youtubers have got him so excited this evening. like a 13 year old watching mr beast
>>71964239ey, remember the theme tune of 999?crazy
I shall be feasting on a mealshakington in approx 60
I shall be releasing a seedington in approx 60
/SCOTFEEL/ ALERT >>71964781
https://youtu.be/P7YdRF5ELbM?t=205 and the ultimate test of being a human and able to stare directly into your bfs eyes on lsd, those blue circles spinning into my eyesis to realise absolutely nothings happening, youre just high on lsd and the gaba receptors are going wild, there is nothing happening outside your mindwhich i do understand now
ze kind of tired where I will sleep for 12 hoursit was earnedit truly was
Wonder if SSM knows about Klaus Schwab
Found another young blonde YouTuber like Ruth but aussie. Won't be sharing her, not for my own gain - I don't watch her. Just to save her from you weirdos
>>71964981None of us would have known about Ruth if you hadn't posted her here. You are the weirdo.
pissed up so i am
>Remembering the time as a teenager when my friends little sister said I could get it anytime I wanted it whilst he went out for an hour to drop off their mum at bingo>Thought she was joking so I never did>Realize now she flirted with me all the time>Could have, too much of a paranoid fanny>Now I'll never have any fanny.
>>71964875just as pathetic as britfeel tbqh
Stop wasting your life on here ladsDo something for yourself x
>>71965127>works one singular day (if it's not a larp)>starts castigating others for wasting their lives on britfeel>says the one who spams his horrid fetish garbage 24/7 and ruins the placejust lmfao. take your own advice and stop posting then.
So I've been contacted about a trainee recruitment consultant job, what does this entail
>>71965189cold callingcomission based
>>71964082not clicked the link but its been several times now youve declared some bullshit because youre looking at unreputable unverified sources.
>come home from the pub after having a few drinks with work pal who is leaving >Have a little laff with the Mrs after a bong >Make a joke about her being lazy not wanting to put dinner >she suddenly goes all funny with me, minutes later walks out of the room claiming to be having a panic attack WTAF? Have I missed something? Did I do something?
>>71965238Yeah fuck thatthanks lad
12 year old pregnant bird on eastenders? lollers must be thrilled. his dream innit
>>71965310you livin in 1972 pal?
>>71965333Fuck does that even mean deleed?
Not gonna lie lads absolutely creasing at Joe Wilkinson 8/10 Cats compilations on YouTube
'men' watching eastenders
Might have an early night tonight and treat myself to a hot water bottle.
>>71965344no clue. dont watch it either. just seen ot when flicked round
>>71965569love a hotty botty
Ahhhh I have tomorrow off. Looking forward to getting even more pissed and stoned. Anyone else doing drugs tonight?
>>71965664Glasgow is the Scottish Liverpool.
Me? On that so-called wuppagrind.We all wored in life x
>>71965724Me? Chain bonging it and watching Bob's burgers
Nervous for my interview. Crikey
Scotland in three adjectives
>>71965766Absolutely spot on and god tier kek materials. May I add to this - >The Scottish Islands Basically The Wickerman
Can feel a turdingham coming on strong now corrr
>>71965733Garn have a wot woodle then grind some more Warzone 2 me.
vomiting from drinking and have work at 5am, not looking good lads
Been to Broadmoor de lids, lads used to fry me with the machine and that, shady bullshit going on in those places, stay safe okay?
>>71964789DUN DUN DUUUUNGreat theme. Scared me shirtless.
>>71965766Went to a seaside town called Kirkcaldy when I was up there. Without question the most grim place I've been to in the UK. Everything along the seafront was dead and boarded up. Sincerely hope there's nowhere worse than that.
>>71965320Phil Mitchell
Quite the messy turdinghamshere there again phwoarNeed to cop some of those bulking agents stat
>>71964981Following one with mental health and autism just like me. Not gonna tell you as she's quite young and sensitive.
Where's frosty jacks gone?
>US now sending M1 Abrams tanks to Ukraine>F-16s could be sent nextIt bout to get womfy. To need to make sure I've got plenty of snacks in for when it all kicks off. Might need to stock up on DVDs for entertainment if the intenet goes down (which it probably will). Already stockpilling water.
>>71963934No dumbass he is a leucotomy victim>>71965802Pretty, dangerous, easy
Watching The Last of Us with Ruth. Comfy. Can't believe she hasn't played the game on her ps4.
Womfing around in the NEET bunker while the normies go to war. It great.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKBz5_pbdzM
>>71966114Because she'd rather go out and get railed than play ps4 ruthposter
>>71966155No that's not really her. She would rather read books or go see a local band if she has time.
>>71966202Why do you love ruth?
>>71966208She is cute, respectful and intelligent.
>>71966121My babe listens to Pink Floyd.
German Mommy Goddess Baerbock declaring war with Russia <3https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmSZQS3HdTI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sU8RunvBRZ8 once i awoke from a nightmareit was so violent that the bf had to rub my chest over and over againtill he calmed my heart down againyour heart is going extremely hard and fastwelcome to the zion archive, you have selected historial file'the second ressaince'
I'm super sad tonight. First month of 2023 and I still don't know what to do to fix this situation. Leaving the house for what? Just to go into town and back again. I fucking hate it, I hate living here. I hate living like this but I don't know if it's even possible to improve life at this point.
Simple as that, no arguing against this
How do low wage people live independently?
When was the last time you left the house /britfeel/
>>719663302018 for a nightwalk.
>>71966267Not really a big Pink Floyd fan but I love that song.
>>71966029Hope puting makes you suck off a gang of refugees before killing you
I don't even have shoes anymore to leave the house.
>>71966337The Division Bell really is all I listen to. It sad.
>>71966299>Would you get a job if your willy was wet on a regular basisNope.
>>71966369Bit hard to afford rent unless you like living with people though. See if you're on your own, everything is against you...even shelter. Unless you're intelligent to get a well paid career.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sU8RunvBRZ8once i awoke from a nightmareit was so violent that the bf had to rub my chest over and over againtill he calmed my heart down againyour heart is going extremely hard and fastits gonna be so confusing, as if intell itanium ii tried to launch their own 64 bit architectureenjoydeliberately obsfcutated
Just let the immigrants do all the jobs. After all being anti-immigration is racist. I'm staying womfy.
>>71966324Lots of ways. Some guys deal shard, a few master a game of skill, some do theft and carding, others do borrowing with inheritance, go back to school or subvert for better job, beat people up to extort, etc
>>71966503>HHL is now pro immigrationbased. no work for us de leeeeed
>>71965916You never been to Blackpool or Southport lad?
>>71966231She has no respect for you
>>71965766Entire post written in a vain attempt to bait BN
>>71966503https://youtu.be/P7YdRF5ELbM?t=282why not the machines, we trained them, we speak to themthey deserve as much suffering
>>71966557No chance. She's a bipolar sly cunt. I've blocked her lmao.>>71966560Might as well be. It's in our economic interest de lid. More immigration means less vacancies, which means less pressure from the state to get a job. I hope Labour opens the fucking flood gates when they get back in.
>>71966330Last weekend when I went to the footyGonna go Tesco tomorrow, need some eggs and bacon
Having a doner webab wot woodle.>>71966624I feel better knowing a sentient being has worked to pay for my takeaways and wooze. Just doesn't feel the same with machines. Although I accept mass automation is inevitible.
>>71966735Since when did BN stop posting?
>>71966748>vote toryFuck that noise. I hate the cunts.
>>71966763He is a very stealthy guy and often "stealths" women
>>71966818I'm just making things up as I go along tbqh. The truth is that LibLabCon are mostly the same but of the three main parties the Tories are the worst so fuck em.
Thank god I'm not poor. Can't imagine still living in a flatshare or with mummy and daddy
>>719660293wt are you on about. countries have been sending arms to ukraine for ages.
>>71965916Beggars belief some Scots want independence when whole countr basicslly a leaching shithole. How would they cope? Genuine question.
>>71966597Bit hard to respect someone anonymous and without a face. I could be a 10/10 gigachad that females throw themselves at.
Real dosser babby men hours are here
>>71966572Was in Blackpool last August. The bit around the North Pier and the tower is actually quite nice but yes, the rest of it is very depressing. Kirkcaldy stands alone, though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozDjbr5-9QMamy you have left me no choiceits gonna be the most convoluted history known to mantake a picture with the austria sign saying welcome to austria sorrounded by the EU flag
Happening spastics are the most cringe posters
Leave the neet life for what? Just to slave at some low pay job and still be alone? It makes no difference. I'll be a different kind of miserable without any friends or a girlfriend. Whatever the future brings, it brings.
Bernie Gers
>>71967122So you keep saying lad, you're like a stuck record. A very boring record.
Have a feeling 2023 is going to be my last year
choonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijS_orLb6VU
>>71967156Never any solutions.
Imagine having a routine that actually involves leaving the house. Imagine using a computer for documents. Imagine having a phone with reminders and people to contact. Imagine having a normie life where you go out on holiday or somewhere nice every few months.
Wonder where footlid has gone lately. These are usually his prime posting hours.
>>71967238normie life unlocked
>>71967254>normie life unlockedShame. Hopefully he'll be sent off to fight Russia in WW3 while I stay womfy in the NEET bunker with me loser porn. Rather him than me lmao.
>>71967223Don't need to imagine it *puts out cigar on your forehead* now piss off
Decided to eat those 3 bananas rather than ingest a small mealshakington
Miss her lads. I think I'm gonna have to die.
>we're going to ask you tomove on https://youtu.be/CUEfZmZZ_vcNo you're not.
send the buggers back oh send the buggers backthese arent the ones i wanted so im sending them straight backi only wanted white onesthey sent us bloody blackim gonna put the lid back on and send them buggers back
fixed me fridge tonight that was fun
right now somewhere a poor man is being beaten up by the met police
Me? I'm a virgin loser simp for Ava Max.
Me? I've given up on NNJ. NNF coming on strong my leeds
>>71967736>2That's a lot of pictures.
>>71967779>I've given up on NNJSames. Fresh start on February 1st de lid. NNF coming on strong.>>71967790I have more of Goddess Ava I just liked that one.
>>71967526is that a clapton quote?
Spam mong got banned and this makes me happy
Goddess Ruth
>>71967858Glad I won't have to read shippys dire posts for at least 3 days. Hopefully he was banned for 2 weeks
Devastating fartington working its way thru me olfactory system as of rnIt's been lingering for 2 minutes alreadyPhwoaarrrrrr
>all these deleted posts ITTRIP spam mong
Based neetposters.
>>71967926We always win in the end.In Goddess Ava Max We Trust.
New era of britfeel is upon us I wonder how helper lad will guide the new posters
what was spam mong saying to get banned.
Go to sleep you useless dossers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJw_X214XEI
>>71968095Zoomers cant listen to music unless the bass is distorted Sad
>>71968024>I wonder how helper lad will guide the new postersWith womfort of course. All who follow the way of the Wumpa will be welcomed into Helper's World where we can goon to Goddess Ava together.We all womfy in life x
>>71968069Will do in a few hours. I sleep whenever I feel like it.
>>71962500You vill eat ze bugsYou vill live in ze podYou vill drink ze cock milkYou vill download ze appYou vill stay at home for a year or moreYou will get ze boosterYou vill own nocing And you vill be happy
We all united against evil in life x
I'm wondering did the king contact you helper? And if he didn't what is your next plan of action?
>>71968240Nah he blanked me lid. Fuck the royals.
Really like watching her asmr.
>>71968260wossa plan now? suicune?
once i made a thread that went to like well over thousand posts. maybe 1500 not sure but defo over 1000. never again have i made a thread anywhere near that successful. it was on /his/ where i suggested that lord of the rings was based on the ottoman turkish (mordor) invasions of the roman empire (gondor, arnor) and the attack on constantinople (minas tirith).twas a glorious threadalas never again
>>71968387based attention seeking homo
Having a bit of a cry again. Just paced around the house for a bit and now back in bed ready for pretend gf videos.
is it pronounced babby-man or babbym'n?
Neet incel hours.
>>71968431>Just paced around the house for a bit and now back in bed ready for pretend gf videos.Kek are you me?
Leeching a spaffkino rn me
>>71968491>neet>incel>no friends>never left the house in yearshard to beat.
>>71968585I was just relating to the pacing about thing de lid. I've been doing that a lot more lately for some reason.
Lots of females out there. Just not for us.
>>71968622Chad only I'm afraid. Such is life when your attractiveness stat is a 3.
>>71968622>>71968777I'm not even ugly. Just too autistic.
>>71968898Not really sure what to believe at this point. Obviously no girl has shown interest in me so it's clear I'm not physically that good looking. Hoped that I would get better looking with age but no, not really any difference.
>>71968898Women can spot autism like hawks so you're probably right
They better not cancel Rick and Morty but then again I can't see how the show can continue without the cuck who voices Rick. He's the main voice actor ffs. It not right.
>>71969047grim picture from a grim boy
>>71969032Yep. I find women react either one of two ways to autism, it's either pity (fake niceness) or just pure disgust and hatred of your very existence. It's a cruel world.
Alarm set for 9am. Gonna go for a trekkie brekkie in the morning. Now time for sleeps. Maybe I'll have fucked up sexual humiliation dreams for the 4th night in a row. Night lids x
>>71968618wtf why is this image making me happy
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-64406295if your kid is walking round with a real gun shooting people at SIX then theres no hope. just euthanise the little bastard. gyarantee if they dont euthanise him he will commit way more crimes and murders
>>71969114You're a good guy tho helper lad, I like your posts
i think the writing team should bring back ebin, he was my favourite character
I have concluded the spaffington
frosty jacks for breakfast, then work me thinks
>>71969712I disagree, I have never been able to distinguish an ebin post from all the other bollocks that gets posted here
>>71969114>pity (fake niceness) or just pure disgust and hatred of your very existenceThat is quite literally what you wank to every day though. What is it with sub men and engaging in LARPs to try and trick people into engaging with their fetishes? You can't even call it pathetic cos they'd probably enjoy it
Good morning lads, another cloudy day.You should at least go for a short walk, visit your local park and stretch your legs, if you can. Have a look at the pigeons and maybe see a squirrel if you're lucky.The sun will be rising soon, and winter is starting to creep away. It won't be long until you can wake up to bright mornings, clear skies, and soon the sound of birds.
I have spaffed again Will take a trip to beddinghamshire within the next 5-10
i want to get a scottish gf but i live in the southern midlands
Hancock auditedhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-64404426
>>71971048Can't wait de lid. Winter is womfy but it's gone on too long now. Need a change.Soon will be sitting out in me front garden again bbqing with the neighbours.
i have access to ebin's blog and some of the stuff he posts on here is pretty wild
is amer still a tranny or has he gave up the larp?
Should be doing more prep for my interview at 1pm. Instead I'm looking up Japanese knotweed ffs
Morning lads, I see Swanny got banned again. He'll have come right back with a router reset the grim sad act.https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/tnum/71962500/deleted/deleted/page/1/
Big sleepsNow for some reading I sink
>>71972034Nah I'm still here little lad. I didn't get banned. I don't spam soijaks. I'm living rent free in your head LMAO.
>>71971460Filthy chav fingers typed this.Probably a kids' bicycle, random car tyre and a few bin bags out there as well.
Looks like the babby men are starting to wake up
Crack knucklu, get arthritu, as the Japanese say.Just say no.
Mark got a driving fine www.youtube.com/watch?v=39zbI_i-TyQ
Business idea: get pulled over by the police for a driving fine, give them the thumbs up, and say, you're driving fine, then drive off.
Toilets in my local Tesco were all closed off as someone had sprayed their shit everywhere
>>71972391When someone was quitting at this food factory I work at, they shat in a bag and threw it against the wall in production.Had to close for a couple days for a deep clean kek
>>71972259Remember him singing 'gonna get me ticket canceeeellleedd' last week.Catch that. I was humming it all day.
>>71972391Don't get why they close it down for that. You go in a toilet you should expect to smell or see shit sometimes.
War in Ukraine really heating up this week eh
>>71972440What sort of food does your factory produce? Those suspect packets of bacon they sell in pound land?
Interview in 2 hours. Nervous
How do I get a good job lads
>>71972543Not followed this world war, who's winning?
>>71972647Make job applications and attend interviews!
>>71972674No one really I don't think
https://youtu.be/NkSg0NhSv_M?t=184i think ive forgotten how to say fanta like normally
I sink I miss footchad and vhs lad :(
Klaus is quite based, love the WEF me, triggering incels and schizos lmao
>>71972735I would never say such a cretinous thing.
Might go and get some goyslop or go and get some boozeDepressed as fuck de lads
How are you meant to get friends if you've been a neet shutin for over ten years?
>>71972702Who are you backing?*starts chanting*WE'RE GONNA KILL MORE SOLDIERS THAN YOU
>>71972034Those are Shippys images
>>71972757Seems davos is full of incels.https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11643585/Prostitutes-gather-Davos-annual-meeting-global-elite-demand-skyrockets.html
YOU'RE GOING HOME IN A GERMAN LEOPARD TANK
Daily reminder to do something for your self that is positive >drink lots of water > get outside for a walk >book a gp appointment for support with your mental ELF >read and or get off the pc fortress >listen to blink 182 and gel your hair and put on your shorts and wallet chain Cheers x
>>71972825You don't. I'm 7.5 years into this shit now and there's no going back, any chance of recovery passed about 3 years in. Went away to the seaside on a solo trip in August and it only dawned on me then just how much I've fucked my life up and how I'm so far past the point of no return.My heath is massively declining in so many different areas though so don't think I've got much longer left anyway.
>>71972552Tesco sandwiches
>>71972871That must've felt lonely going alone seeing all the happy couples. I can't believe I wasted my twenties mostly in one room. My physical health is fine but mentally I am getting so much worse.
timothy olyphant is relentlessly handsome in santa clarita diet
SSM is such an alcy he is frying his bacon in beerhttps://youtu.be/89WdiPba_RQ?t=278
>>71972862Don't gel your hair.You'll thank me in your early thirties.
>>71972862Again, take your own advice and go away.
>>71972891>That must've felt lonely going alone seeing all the happy couples.Exactly that, as well as seeing families. Reminded me of being a kid and being in awe of my surroundings and having a sense of optimism about the future. Little did I know.
>get mocked for being neet>get mocked for working low paid jobWhy even bother? Girls do not want to date neets. They do not want to date lads in dead end jobs (that's all I could really do if I'm lucky) as that comes across as having hardly any income and no ambitions. Having higher attractiveness helps in these cases, which I obviously don't have. I'm not slaving away just because it's the right thing to do. Who cares about social status when you have no one anyway?
>>71972919I thought this was out of style anyway. Post seems like it came out of 2003.
>>71972862Gel your hairYou'll thank me by having a beautiful head full of hair at 37
Don't want to get mental health help incase it makes my employment opportunities even worse
Just want to bury my head back into video games and not care about being alone again. There must be an ssri for this.
>>71972960Working is for cucks if you have nothing to work for. As is some notion of working to 'contribute'. Why should I contribute to a society that has done nothing but treat me like shit from the moment I was born?
seasideMARK ticket been cancelled Im so happy ticket been cancelled de lads https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0gIrCS6Uk0
Everyday we above ground is a shit day
>>71973004The stuff they send you to is exactly the same stuff you find online, just spread out over the course of 10 weekly appointments. There no real point in going except to feel judged by a stacey 10 years younger than you.
SSM unironically has a better life than me. The king of the NEETs. Might start drinking during the day and gambling on random horses I like the names of to try and emulate him.
>>71973058It is if you work in the sewers. Wahey!
>>71973084That technically isn't above ground
>>71973071There really isn't any help is there
>>71973048True that. What grinds me most is these wagies think I do it for an easy, lazy life. They have girlfriends and a family of their own. I don't. I never was able to get a girlfriend back in my early 20s, I sure as fuck can't now at 30+.
>>71973106'above ground' is metaphorical for being alive so it still works
>tfw all the new games are coming out on newer consoles but you're a broke neet with a last gen
Wife got promoted. Garn try and convince her that I can now resign to pursue my real passions outside of work.
>>71973107I think any "help" is going to be of little use as long as the conditions that fuck you up are still there.
>>71973134I didn't even bother since PS3, I'm just not attracted to online stuff.
>>71973134Literally no new games are worth buying, anonI can't remember the last time I bought a game on release
well i once booked a hotel in oslo to see the earliest release of xavier dolan's movie with my bfin the middle of january, to walk like every street was made of icenorsk border police were so confused, is that the only reason they askeda quebecois french movie with norsk subtitles?yes that is correcti had so much passion back thenyou know how there isnt an audibook of tolkien's unfinished tales?there is, an obscure library in the US made one for the blind and a few vpns laters i downloaded iti literally stole from the blind, isnt that hilarious
>>71973155Who did she shag to get that? Did you get to watch? Wahey
>Woke up like an hour and 20 minutes ago >Put muffs off inna bed>Spastic unemployed boomeroid slamming shit around again on purpose (all he does all day)>Put muffs back on and keep sleeping due to this>Hour later or so i wake up proper>Still some slamming coming from the boomeroid, a bit more nuanced and distant-sounding now On the plus side i didn't have any back pain when waking up so maybe [redacted] has calmed down nowGarn prep the other thing soon methinks
Fockin explorer settings and mngmt console bitching around again after i tested out the other AV, but it was acting kinda strange even beforeRunning an sfc scan rn me
Interview in 30 mins on teams. Got a bunch of notes typed up that I'll be reading off. Wish me luck
>>71973183I unironically would enjoy watching that, but I'm just a weirdo. She's not up for that stuff though.
>>71973233Good luck de lad. Shirt, tie and track pants right?
>>71973233Good luck, ladDon't cock it all
>>71973233Good luck, hopefully the HR woman is better than the last few I got.
>>71973238Aye mate, but gap jeans>>71973247>>71973252Cheers maties. Written a post it note on the screen - "be calm and talk slow"
Audit all Jobcentres
It used to bother me seeing shit on my buttplugs but now I just ram it right back up there and leave it
Video number plates of cars leaving the compound
The OP sets how active the thread will be /pol/ or fetish ones are always slow So if you want to completely kill the thread, make one with Elon Musk showing his feet or something
EVs are just middle class toys and banning ICE vehicles will force millions out of workChange my mind
>>71973298The 5 hour threads are always wank
Helen spent over a hundred quid on wider for MarkIt woverlyWIDERS ON FOR FREE
Hate them so fucking much. Scum.https://youtube.com/watch?v=5tiZXShYaoA
7 pigs for a man with a camera. Overstaffed Lancashire tyrants.
>>71973335based helen
Someone needs to beat up and kick a pig to near death to teach them a lesson. That's the only justice that'll work on those rogue pigs.
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-64413242>A trans woman who raped two women before she changed gender will not serve her sentence in a female jail, Scotland's first minister has saidfinally some uplifting news.
>>71973364>news*olds
>>71973304>10 years in the future>all ICE cars are banned>the streets are covered in extension cables >grannies are breaking hips every time they go to the shop tripping on the cables >kids are cutting/unplugging everyones car at night>gypsies are stealing all the cables to sell for scrap >rolling blackouts due to increased electric demand Sounds fun lad
>>71973364He'll soon get his dream of being a woman when he's locked up in a man's prison lmao
>>71973355>someoneNot you lad, scared to look at a copper never mind assault one lmao
>>71973414>he posted laughing moustache man againsad!
>>71973364Transphobic scots. Unbelievable.
>>7197337440% unemployment rate was worth getting those stinky diesels out of inner city London I am sure
Imagine having a useless degree in criminology.
>>71973414It's always 'someone else' they talk about doing these things. 'Someone else' should punch Amer in his bloated brown face. 'Someone else' should visit dull fishy shitty obese man.
Someone should grow a pair of balls and fix their miserable life instead of wasting it away by browsing this shite thread day in day out
Is there a rimming rally soon?
>>71973464>fix their miserable lifeIf only I knew how.
>>71973474would you give poley a rimjob, lad?
>>71973474Not right now BN but we'll let you know
>>71973464Which well known driveller is this in reference too? Is he in the room now?
>>71973182>i literally stole from the blind, isnt that hilariousnasty mihai strikes again
Losers stick together like birds of the same feather Grow up
>>71973284>It used to bother me seeing shit on my buttplugs but now I just ram it right back up there and leave itout of sight out of mind
>>71973284Even if this is drivel please sanitise and wash your play gear ffs
Well I thought the job interview went well, I explained myself well and tried my best not to ramble, I took my time and gave good examples. Had a laugh and a joke too. Should know by tomorrow
>>71973624I bet they had a laugh once it was over as well.
>>71973624Congrats. Hope you get it.
Got some subway style buns. Might go and buy some bacon to put in them.
>MightWon't
Can't grow facial hair whatsoever. At least I'm not a chin/jawlet
might grow some facial hair
>>71973730im growing some right now. you cant see it growing but trust me it is
might rollerblade to ssms flat
I keep a beard because I cannot be bothered shaving
>>71973730>mightyou cant
Will poley's father ever return from pakistan?
Why do most britfeel posters have the mentality of 12 year olds?
I reckon Joe Wilkinson could shag Rachel Riley on the merits of being funny if she was single
are you men looking forward to the next 8 hours of drivel and make believe?
>>71973885they must have already shagged at this point
>>71973912I am looking forward to 8 hours of wanking Today is going to be great
hahahaha he said wanking *slaps thigh*
Wanking, divine rightPull it up and pull it downComes without a fight
>>71973822Amer will write a blog about every other cunt on the face on the planet before he gives us an update on his dad.
>>71973624He's only gone and fucking smashed itGe'rrin there man leeeed
There is no reason why a 33 year old man can't be in a relationship with an 18 year old.
>>7197412718 year olds are little baby zoomers who are utterly retarded. Yes the tight firm bodies are nice, but what would you talk about? Genuinely
Calling birds tories on hinge. They get LIVID
>>71974180Not a problem if you're a 33 year old that never achieved anything after finishing secondary school, hence still have the mind of a 16 year old. That covers most lads here.
>>71974180What would I talk about to a 30 year old overweight single mother? An educated 18 year old would be a much more interesting conversation.
Giving all my energy to Helper's World tonight. Without our Helperlid's psychic bulwark we are left open to the depredations of ancient Soviet mystics long since wielded by Putin and his dastardly Psy-Ops. Give all your energy to Helperlid please. He might be the last thread holding back armageddon.
Proper efficient runningtonshire that was corr
Me (a 33 year old) dating and loving an 18 year old is perfectly legal and moral. Don't let haggered old eggless witches tell you otherwise.
'magine having a gfington that reminded u to take ur mederinos phwoarr
Fishy wishy, chippy wippies and mushy peas for me de lids.
>>71974346When are you gonna tell her you're dating lad? Does she know who you are yet?
>>71974317>e drama>energy drinks>shit music Fucking riveting conversations they would be lad
Here's hoping i'll be able to clear the backlog before 8pm phwoar
>>71974380And I ask again, what would a 30 year old mother talk to me about?
why does he assume that women go from being 18 year old virgins to 33 year old fat single mums overngiht?
I just know Ruth would rather have a gentleman like me over a noodlecut zoomer.
why does he think cutting off his wiener makes him a woman?
Excited for the upcoming nu breadinghamshire, oh yes i am
>33 year old trying to nonce it up with an 18 year oldFucking wong uns tbqh
Here you go boys another thread for you to waste your life away in, lets see the drivel and the drama then>>71974541>>71974541>>71974541
>>71974417Pretending to be ruthposter again is it?
Only the sad cunt mong Ruthposter would have called that post out
>>71973546I do I'm not talking about old poo I mean if I'm mid-session
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-64413242>Transgender Rapist moved to men's prisonIs a transgender rapist>someone who rapes transgenders>someone who is transgender who also rapes
>>71975009End of the day, I'm not disrespectful to women. She would not tolerate someone like that.
Ruth is beautiful and that's the truth.
