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How can we stop middle age white men from taking our teenage zoomer girls?
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>>71963433
Niggs that's not Middle age that's a grandpa
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>>71963433
how rich do I have to be for this?
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>>71963433
kill them
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>>71963434
he's not even 50 zoomer
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>>71963433
Dude looks pretty bad for his age desu
Could easily be a decade older
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>>71963433
How can I, a middle aged white man learn to take zoomer girls for myself?
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I'm 33 with a 21 year old zoomer gf and I still have zoomer girls going full retard around me.
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>>71963433
20 is not teenage
Sage
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>>71963437
Anything over 40 is grandpa tier
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>>71963433
you can't
literally the only reasion there are so many sea monkeys running around is to serve big white pensioner cock
sad but true
if it were up to me, they'd just get culled and we'd build western colonies in those lands, but too many old white perverts and leftist hand wringing aunties rEsPecT tHE tHaIS
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>>71963439
Right? I was born in '75 and look better than this guy, but he got a zoomer girl gushing over him? Is he in SE Asia or some shit?
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>>71963439

>have money
>have status
>literally not care about rejection through experience
>be somewhat fit and not a fat boomer

It's that easy. Get your wallet up
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>>71963444
>Is he in SE Asia or some shit?
there's a thailand flag next to her birth year my guy
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>>71963438
He does have a full head of hair, maybe that's what's truly important.
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>>71963446
lol, asian women will fuck any white man who looks at her
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>>71963446
>thailand flag
ha, I had no idea what country that flag was from. I recognize the Canadian one. I know people make fun of Americans but everyone in the world knows my flag.
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>>71963448
>lol, asian women will fuck any white man who looks at her
women who live in countries where the average wage is $500 a month you mean
you are absolutely delusional if you think this guy would pull young, attractive women from japan, korea, singapore or shanghai
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>>71963440

I mean ur 33 not 53 so not a real surprise
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>>71963433
>sea monkey
lmao
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>>71963433
>our

You've never had one woman, what makes you think you own all of them?
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>>71963445
>>have money
>>have status
>>literally not care about rejection through experience
>>be somewhat fit and not a fat boomer
word!
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>>71963442
imagine thinking its a roast to call someone old when hes fucking a chick younger than you. zoomers not even once

the funny thing is, this is probably going to become more & more common because zogged zoomers dont know how to function without SSRIs, xannies and energy drinks that make their dicks limp noodles

rock hard natural dick is what chicks crave and you dont got it
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>>71963453
>what makes you think you own all of them?
Well, OP's likely a man. And men think they own all women... somehow. So that's what makes him think that.
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>>71963433
Wait until these middle age white men go to Thailand or Vietnam
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>>71963582
why are both of the top right ones the best here?
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>>71963433
You don't, zoomboy. They belong to us, get over it.
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>>71963435
I'm not rich, but I'm a software engineer, I earn well above average on my country and I'm 25 dating/fucking a 19yo, and she is ok with the dynamic. i don't buy or give her gifts, but if I go eat out I pay for her.
Most girls are into older guys, just have your shit together and don't be too weird
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>>71963433
women make no sense. either you get laid, or you don't. i've gotten laid a small handful of times, but none of them wanted to have anything to do with me again afterwards, so here i am. what can you do, when none of the chicks you fuck want to see you again? there's not a lot you can do, then, is there? you just have to accept that you'll have to die alone, it seems.
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>>71963439
you don't. they choose you.
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>>71963434
>>71963442
Do words just... not have meaning anymore? The 40s have always been as firmly middle-aged as you can get.
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>>71963433
If you're not middle age you shouldn't be on this website. Go make your own zoomer anime website.
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>>71963865
In what shithole do people complain about mere 6 years lmao
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>>71963734
The monk is the best.
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>>71963443
Wow, I'll take this bait. I can't believe you priories your sexual satisfaction over National Sovereignty. You're like the Adolf Hitler of masturbation.
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>>71964336

Yeah ONLY messaging Stacey isn't "Western Feminism ruining your chances of getting laid"
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>>71963865
>too weird
there's always a catch
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>>71963433
What country is Colgate from?
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>>71963433
1- She stopped being a teenager years ago.
2-Middle age is 35-55


Now to the question.
>>71963433
>How can we stop middle age white men from taking our teenage zoomer girls?

Make a lot of money young, stop NEETing and be more attractive.
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>>71963433
Dude is as old as my dad fucking someone as old as my youngest brother
Thats fucking weird
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>>71966293
Dont worry kid, you will survive.
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>>71963450
>you are absolutely delusional if you think this guy would pull young, attractive women from japan, korea, singapore or shanghai

You would be surprise.
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>>71966293
Have you never read the bible? Heathens, I swear.
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>>71966241
>Make a lot of money young, stop NEETing and be more attractive.
Zoomers: b-b-b-b-but i dun wanna do dat, i wanna play genshin simpact and makin me get off da couch is legit slavery fr
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I'm in my 30's fucking a 21 year old. Zoomer guys seem like faggots who are afraid of pussy. I'm nutting in her raw every time we meet.
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We didn't waste our time on 4chins talking about redpills and discuss irreverent incel codes in our youth. That's the difference between you and the boomer, we have 15-20 more years of female experience over you. They will always pick us
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>>71963442
>>71963434
u are a knucklehead
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>>71963433
He has a good body.
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>>71963582
theres needs to be a secret hidden option of going to thailand to become a muay thai practitioner after an existential crisis
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>>71964799
No, 35 to 55 is the "retarded 4channer" definition of middle age. The official definition used by psychologists, gerontologists, the US Census, etc has always been either 40 to 60 or 40 to 65.
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>>71963865
>I'm not rich, but I'm a software engineer, I earn well above average on my country and I'm 25 dating/fucking a 19yo, and she is ok with the dynamic. i don't buy or give her gifts, but if I go eat out I pay for her.
how did you meet
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ngl it's very entertaining to me to constantly see you guys coping that zoomers think 30+ year olds are the most attractive age group. i just can't bro. how do you even reach this level of cope.

like this isn't the 80s or whatever generation you came from where young girls are stupid retards who fall for "daddy". they think a 4 year age gap is too much now. lol
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>>71963433
Easy.
Just earn more money and be attractive.
Nothing complicated really.
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>>71964301
maybe its because you have such a faggot personality
youre good looking enough to have sex with but women care about personality even if youre good looking
the chad meme is dumb because women dont date chad they just have sex with him because he has a shit personality which makes him undateable
youre luckier than you think you are, looks arent fixable but personality is
just learn to stop being such a fucking faggot, i can tell youre miserable just from the way you type
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>>71963433
>our
It's just another boomer and his chinky woif.
Unless they're super wealthy, boomers have 0 game so have to resort to buying a SEAmonkey mail order bride
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>>71966673
>they think a 4 year age gap is too much now. lol
lmao zoomer males are having less and less sex while the women stay about the same. who do you think is making up the difference?

>they think a 4 year age gap is too much now. lol
they think its dark and scary, which means they think its dangerous and exciting, which means they say they dont like it but in reality theyre fiending for it and just cant admit it until an older man puts his thick grizzled forearm around her and she melts into it. you dont understand women in the slightest lmao
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>>71966815
damn those are some queens of the jungle. top left could knock my dick off
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>>71966628
To be fair, 35 isn't really that fringe of a number to group in with "middle age". It's never earlier, though. A lot of people in modern times and ancient times thought youth ended for good at 35.
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>>71966766
guys like that just need to learn to literally say nothing but "ahahaha thats kinda chill" and act like a literal npc until you can suss out whether or not you actually want to date her and what shes about.

although theres another question, maybe hes bad at sex? premature jaculator?
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i feel the notion of being "bad at sex" really freaks people out here, like you worry "what if i do finally have sex and im bad at it?"

well ironically you should really worry about that - "bad at sex" mostly happens to normalfags who get sex easily and never have to really try, and dont think at all about whether the woman is enjoying it or if theyre doing a good job.

and also ironically, being a long time masturbator means you have sexual stamina so you probably wont prejac, and it also means you have a good sense of how to build and milk an orgasm

so dont worry about that honestly, only thing is dont force it in too fast & hard in your incellious fury to have teh sex. go slow, like youre poking your finger in your own butthole.
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>>71967444
>you should really worry
SHOULDNT i meant to say. fuck me
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>>71966940
U HAV MUNLEE? U TAKE ME 2 UR HOME TEE HEE? I BLING 25 UGLY FAMIRIRY MEMBRER INTO CUNTLEE
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>>71967537
yeah i know what the typical incel cope is here but see, the ones in those pictures are mostly pretty fuckin hot.

and having grown up around & been friends with quite a few hapas, the daughters are sexy as hell and effortlessly skinny compared to whites, and the sons can be a bit skinny & goofy looking at first BUT if they go into sports, the combination of asian autism + white physical stats makes them godlike, especially at skinny guy sports like tennis, soccer or baseball, and once they get built from exercise theyre sexy as hell too.

one time during middle school was at a hapa friend of mine's house playing vidya together in his basement, and we went upstairs to eat some frozen pizzas. when we went back down an hour later, his ottermode soccer playing older brother (in hs at the time) had somehow snuck a qt white chick into the house and started fugging her on the couch while we were gone. so anyway the point is hapas can get it.
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>>71963433
just wait until you're a middle aged white man too
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>>71963442
anything over 25 is elderly by the internet standards
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>>71968251
Why are you hanging out with 13 year olds?
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>>71968226
i'm already a middle aged white man and i'm getting no one
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>>71966815
White guys are fetishized by SEA women. SEA women are also naturally sweet and easy to get along with, unlike American women who set up months worth of shit tests and sass for men and don't realize that being an arrogant cunt is unattractive
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I'm 30, my girlfriend is 18.

I have a job, I reinforce her insecurities, and I don't make her work. it's that simple. zoomers want indaypayndent wymenz that they can be friends with and buy a house and a car and a dog with. reality is girls like that are too busy going into college debt instead of dating you. actual wife quality girls get scooped up by husband quality guys, which is not current zoomers.

if you don't like it either go shoot at some politicians and journalists or just wait 10 years.
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>>71968257
Because they're 31 by internet standards (and irl 31y/o's act like 13y/o's anyway).
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>>71963477
>gramps on damage control
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>>71966350
lmao read a book dumbass
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>>71966368
only jewish onions beta cuck science worshipers will have a problem with this
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>>71968157
low test beta detected65156415641
5669851
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>>71966815
>top left and middle
I would
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>Asian
>It actually jungle asian and not east asian
Hah.
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>>71968962
>fucking obese white karens is being le stronk male!
Better you than me, lel
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>>71968544
your dick will literally never be as big or as hard as mine. cope about it however you like

its literally as simple as that, zoomer males dicks literally dont work right and are small
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>>71968667
one day i had a terrible realizaton.

before society developed "morals", and an actual understanding of what sex was, and how sex & pregnancy are related, everybody must have just fucked everybody. there would be literally no societal prohibition against anything that didnt harm someone, which you could expect retaliation for as thats antisocial.

but as far as people randomly sipping from the tids of anyone who was lactating in the tribe, anyone milking dads fat balls for a spermy snack when they were hungry...it must have literally all happened all the time. i mean monkeys just do whatever the fuck. there must have been an absolutely nasty ass time in human history when we were basically fully evolved but hadnt developed societal taboos against anything because we didnt know how babies were formed at all. fucked up to think about!
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>>71969279
whatever u say low test beta lmfao kek im sure the gooky bitches won't find u equally annoying and ugly
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>>71963433
>39
>all of my hookups since 30 have been 19-28
>last one was 20
>current bitch I'm going to meet next month is 23

I'm not going to stop dicking zoomettes anytime soon.
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>>71969954
gooky bitches don't count boomer
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>>71963433
he is not taking her. she is just trying to get a visa and money.
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>>71963438
Yeah you basically have to be poor and ugly to mess with him.
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>>71969871
>low test
are you by any chance insecure about your testosterone levels? as i have a fat dick and fat balls, and i'm covered in hair, i'm not really concerned about that.

do you perhaps have a three point five incher, smooth naked mole rat balls, and a hairless body like a eunuch? its ok, many such zoomers. i dont know whats wrong with you all but maybe lay off the slop.
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>>71963433
Zoomer men are all incels or gay, no competition. Millennial bros, we won.
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>>71970021
They were all white except for a light skinned mulatto.
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>>71970771
white & groid zoomers really hate asians lol, zoomer women especially do.

its because the zoomer white & groid boys all got the shit mogged out of them in school by asians, more so than ever before, as theres more asians and whites are getting dumber

and the zoomer girls likewise got the shit mogged out of the academically too, but they also got mogged physically because asians are thin and white & groid zoomer chicks are fatter than hell with all sorts of issues from precocious puberty (due to being fat).
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>>71963865
No different than prostitution
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>>71963433
i cant be alone in thinking this guy has a super punchable face right
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>>71970806
>getting mogged by asians, ever
Cope harder beta, when you walk around with your gooky bitch men are looking at you with disgust for a reason
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>>71963443
Extremely based

Colonialism was a net positive for the world
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>>71963582
This is an excellent image
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>>71966407
Because they have the law and authorities on their side on every social issue. You're walking on thin ice simply interacting with a bitch as a young male.
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>>71970806
Gooks were always hated in the civilized world you giganigger. You ping pong fucks would still be eating worms or some other bullshit vermin (wait you still do lol) had the euros never forced you into international trade.
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>>71963433
First of all, 21 isn't a teenager. Secondly, you don't. You cannot compete. I know the guy in the picture is poaching poon in Thailand, but even back in the real world, you cannot compete. Nigga, you're gonna take a girl to what you think is a nice dinner and maybe a movie. I'm going to take her to Miami or Vegas first class.
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>>71963433
That Canadian guy should be punished for his sins.

I want a cute Asian waifu that would let me fuck her feet and fuck her while she wears those Asian school uniforms and moans like a Hentai.
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>>71969954
Same. Women just have it from 16 to about 27 or 30. They don't have to work for it. They just have to show up. But now it's supposedly creepy for a man in his prime, 35 to 45, to use his leverage to fuck who he wants? All these older bitches complaining about older men with younger women were fucking dudes in their 30's and 40's when they were young. They're just resentful that you're not ignoring younger women to drop everything and take care of their run-through asses.
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I am not a boomer, but a millennial and my hot pawg gf is 18. I'm sorry zoomies, but this one's mine. Maybe you should've stopped jerking off to femboy porn before it was too late.
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>>71963433
how does a nigga being 49 look like hes 79 is the real question
nigga decaying faster than a mufugga



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