Pontins; Camber Sands Edition.
Yeah, it boyslop time.We are so back.
i like you Offie but i question your decision to instigate this thread.there might be users who hide your posts and now they won't have access to the thread. they could be high quality posters, now we're missing out.something to take into consideration, i feel.
had a pooington just now.
>not haven holiday park edition
First post about Ruth's tuppence
Lads whats happening to the bennies, are the tories sending us to work?
>>72616531well they'll be asking where the new fred is while we smarty party over here
>>72616614i don't like the idea of going behind those backs.i consider all /britfeel/ posters my friends. even the bad posters who make low effort posts.you're breaking my heart.
Want to kiss F1ns soft lips
>>72616626>tfw you will live to see finn start HRT, get implants, get a BBL, get fucked on camera, lock his clitty in a cage and let a dildo machine pump him until he squirtsnoice
>>72616531That's not how filtering works, we see the thread even if made by a namecunt. Thread filtering is done via the catalogue and using words that would be in the title.
Hmmm yeah I am thinking the avenged sevenfold self-titled album is just one banger after anotherNow for Nightmare
>>72616637>get implantsYeah
>>72616657Stuff like this is sub-real. Internet only. Not for real consumption. What is the point? I despair I really do. Not to mention how ridiculous it all is.
>>72616674I've pumped a fair few loads out to that image lad.
Might have a few beers tonite desu desu
>>72616654do you really hang around schools?
>>72616674I love this shit. We are in the golden age of gooning. Fantasytraps was god-tier as well and their collections should be preserved for future generations. Love how active imagefap captions are, how much niche shit you can find on twitter, discord and bdsmlr. Never been a better time for gooners.
>>72616657he is mentally ill
Call me old fashioned but i prefer female (women) over these blokes in make up tbqh
>>72616727Wow what a great life lol
>>72616739I'm okay with it. Got no issue if people wanna live 'regular' lives, but for me I'm 100% down the rabbit hole and committed to the goon... and I fucking love it.
>>72616724>do you really hang around schools?Get in lad you're making him seethe and fume, really upset him you have.
im so fucking tired, bros. just want to die
>>72616764just wait around a few decades. 40-70 years or so, depending on how old you are.that'll show 'em.
>>72616735I prefer waifus meself lad
>>72616775By then well have sexbots and his love for life will be revitalized
>>72616735nothin' wrong with the old fashioned style of womam. I prefer them too but eventually they'll get phased out like petrol cars.>>72616716SAME, it's Saturday lad! Let the weers flow!
*style of womansorry for spamming the thread
*Doesn't get preggo*Your move Foids
on my third shit today, still feel bloated though
Went into my Apus room today. Place has smelt funny for weeks and I couldn't work out why - well I found a binbag filled with discarded Tenga eggs. Little lid was going through almost a dozen a week. Kept wondering why he was always picking up stuff from that Amazon locker or whatever it is. Just disgusted. The whole thing is dripping. Will be sending him back to the Helper Shelter. It's not safe to have a Coomer Apu in your house.
>>72616568Off to Haven on Monday, got a lakeside signature so I can just lie around listening to the water and birds. No doubt there will be annoying kids or construction work going on to prevent me doing so. Must be how soundspacker feels when his neighbour coughs.
Nothing more cringe than a grown man spending Saturday in his room post imaginary frog stories.
Nothing more cringe than a grown man spending Saturday in his room reading imaginary frog stories he doesnt like
can't believe everything they said about masturbation turned out to be true.they were trying to warn us.
>>72616871Coooooorr! Which park, lad?
Feels gay to say it out loud but I have these strong emotional outbursts where I'll start crying or laughing for no reason. Often in the shower strangely enough.
Imagine kissing and licking that tummy and then sneaking your tongue into her knickers.
>>72616994Is this a traditional woman or that new kind?>>72616981If you're keeping it inside your home then go for it. If you're melting down with people around you then it's difficult.
Having some French bread and a wuppa meLovely x
>>72617013It happens when I'm with people but I'll pretend I'm about to sneeze or some other shit to hide it.
>>72616839I hope he improves, I'm sure you can bring him back into your home soon enough. With any luck the floor in his room won't be too damaged by the liquids. Maybe get him some help.
Worried about anons apu
Moron wrote /britfeel/ with a capital B
>>72617078Did that upset you?
Why are you guys so mean? just be nice lolmaybe try getting laid.
>>72617119I need that right nowStressed out
>be mean>get laid>getting laid, but now have to be meannever again
>>72617078Didn't mean it mate, I'm just having fun on the Internet. I'm worried about these frogs though.
where do apus like to swim?
>>72616637>hrt>implantsi wish groomerfags would realise how much hotter a male chest is than those weird puffy hormone tits or ugly bolt on implants
>>72616975Hafan y mor in North Wales. It's nice there and I love the cheesy evening entertainment too.
>>72617013The new and improved kind. If you can't tell the difference I don't know why so many lads aren't getting trans girlfriends.
>Police plan to tackle 'incel' culture to cut violence against womenhttps://www.thenational.scot/news/23392348.police-plan-tackle-incel-culture-cut-violence-women/
>>72617155Never seen that but if you can, take some pictures, I miss playing games like picrel.
>>72617221>"As an organisation we are not immune from the sexism and misogyny that is at the root of this violence. Our strategy recognises the work that needs to be done internally."they've had a good track record of this lately. sure it'll go well.
Good afternoon all :) Hope we all staying womfy and feeling good! My lovely mr rugged lad just left and Rosie had a fantastic time, she was all tied up and well fucked. Mr tugged took some pictures of me before and after for our fetlife friends xReckon I shall have some rice and mackerel with tomatoes for late lunch and grind some deadpool vidya x
You god damn degenerate faggot coomers
Suppressing urge to buy cigsWalking to Asda for no reason because that's how fucking bored I am, guess I'll buy beers or something. Bringing a brick with me in my mystery ranch bum bag incase I see any trannies
>>72617180Christ, it's scary lad but sometimes the bolt on tits fool me.
If I do not like cigarettes, would I enjoy a fat cigar? Sort of curious about this.
>watch four in a bed first time in a year>disappointing sausagesao predictable kek
>AI chatbot tells me to stop talking to itthat's it i'm become a reverse skynet
>>72617336Probably not. If you can't stomach smoking cigs to look cool cigars won't be any different they might taste less like shit but it's still smoking
>>72617358Oh, TfwProbably wont bother anyway
>>72617336just go for one of those disposable children's vapes that are popular
>disposable childrenwe live in a society
>>72617373No vaping is cringeJust wanna try a fat Cuban cigar and see what all the fuss is about
What's the worst run in with the law you've ever had, lads?
>>72617467copper asked if i was someone.i wasn't.
>>72617467importing and distributing of a class A drug
Rest in peace Lance Reddick. A true house nigger.
>>72617486>taking jobs from honest Algeriansget out
>>72617467Good boy meNever had any contact with them
>>72617505first Faithless, now this?if Fabio dies, we riot.
>>72617467I'm a good boy, no proper run-ins, but close call once time. A bunch of people were protesting something outside my city guildhall which I walk past every day. Honestly wasn't paying attention since it happens pretty regularly. Asked one of the protestors what the time was then kept on going. A pair of officers stopped me and asked if I was part of the protest and if so then I should get behind a barrier they set up. Told them I wasn't but they pressed me for more information asking "what were you saying to that guy then?" to which I told them it was none of their business. They were convinced I was a protestor and I need to get behind the barrier. I told them I didn't even know what they were protesting about and I have every right to be anywhere I want. They said it's an anti-immigrant protest so I said "nice, hope they get what they want" and then asked if I was being arrested and if so on what charge and they just told me "whatever mate, piss off and don't cause trouble".Bunch of twats.
Wings and Boogie are having a boxing match in MayThat will be an absolute shitfest
>>72617467Never had any run ins me
>>72617467Possession of class b Turns out smoking a joint in gridlock traffic really pisses some people off
>>72617560https://youtu.be/wSK7wzs7h5sFor me? Its wingsofredemption. This is my favourite video on the internet.
>get kettled into anti-immigration protest>become MORE racist as a resultyou walked right into that one anon
>>72617467Arrested many times as a kid/teen, worst is probably funnily enough the least serious>Retard friends notice loose telegraph pole, wiggle the fuck out of it>Sparks come out, it was a power line>Whole street power is kil>Retarded boomers losing their shit, screeching and threatening to get violent with a bunch of 11 year olds>Police turn up>Doesn't seem to matter that I was nowhere near the pole and not really involved>They try to corner me and shove me inna van>Instincts make me Nope out of there and run>My dog is with me, also running>Outrun all the cucked police officers, full speed across a field>4th police van enters from left, full speed to cut me off>Drive straight at my dog, would have run him over if he wasn't so alert>Stop running cos they're basically trying to kill me at this point, no exaggeration that van was way too close>They fucking taze me>4 officers pile on meThis was before bodycam so they deny everything and say I'm making it up, Really small town so this is definitely the most action they've ever seen all year and fucking overreacted terribly.Don't get charged with anything, none of us do because lets be real if a bunch of little kids can fuck up a telegraph pole it was seriously damaged anywayCunt who called the police probably drove into it one night or somethingPolice then come to my house every time something gets damaged in the town just to check if I want to admit to it? Weirdos
>>72617467Knock on the door from prevent officers for some twitter posts. Told them to piss off, shut the door and never heard anything else.
>>72617292Cute cage and I'm happy you 2 had fun x
>>72617589How spicy were youg etting with the posts lad?
>>72617590Looking dummy thicc anon
Why did teachers always ask their pupils to "get into pairs" or "groups of 3" knowing full well there would be a poor lad with no friends left over? Did they get off on it? Does it make them happy? Teachers are such cunts.
>>72617589>reading Limmy's autobiography>this is just something that can happenwhy
>>72617590Why are your bollocks so red
>>72617606>it's okay anon>you can be with me :)>:) :) :)
Might have another wank desu desu ladsThird wank today hahaI sink
>>72617623Keep me out of this coomer
ckin ell just got back again meGarn prep the rest of me shidd now
>>72617600Honestly not very. Mostly stuff about Nietzsche, meritocracy, the keyedstaat, John Winthrop, BAM etc. I wasn't n-posting at celebrities or anything.>>72617611Because we live in a totalitarian communist regime. Yes literally.
>>72617643if we're so communist, why aren't i getting the sex i need?
>>72617633What Iad
Might do NNA ladsFresh start
>>72617673Using my catchprases and posting FILTH
Good frens support other frens to be happy and have sexooooooooooo x
The gf sez she's been having massive appetite ever since we shagged last weekendNo way of knowing for sure whether i've gotten her knocked up yet THOUGH
>>72617623Why did she have to go and detransition, lads? Looks like a frumpy dyke now.
>>72617689Public domain now desu desuAnyway you steal ssm's phrases and attach your nonce cartoons
>>72617704How do you have any basis to accuse people of these things when you spam the thread with things like that
This is the worst thing I've ever seen. Besides your mum ofc.
>>72616469I hate living in fife. I feel like I'm going insane
>>72617724I laughed desuKino
Run out of lube ffsThis is a disaster
lube is a con just like shaving gel/cream, washing up liquid and fabric conditioner
>>72617746I use tears
>>72617728an ex gf of mine lives in fife
>>72617746If you had ever been a bottom you would know this to be false
>>72617746Wanking with washing up liquid seems incredibly grim desu desu
>>72617773>claggy, wrinkly handsimagine your cock like that
>>72617732Vaseline and spit is the best for a silky smooth sloppy glide x
>>72617623>>72617702kek never knew about thatage catches up to everyone
>>72617292Post fetlife profile
Stealing some of mumberg's Fairy washing up liquid for my wankingtonCheers mumberg x
hair conditioner is pretty good lubeplus you can blow some awesome butt bubbles with it
>>72617812Yes but lots of other unwanted chemicals and stuffJust use water based lube dummies
>drinking shower gel as a child because i didn't understand the difference between something that smelled like something and something that WAS somethinganyone else
>buy 250ml of Super Slik water-based lubricant>Ingredients: Aqua (97%)just give me 7.5ml of glycerin, fuckers
The SVB fallout is obviously not going to topple the financial system, but the response is pretty insane. Yellen confirmed that community banks - typically not SIBs and therefore not 'too big to fail' read: full deposit insurance - are eligible for deposit protection via Fed money printing if, and I'm not making this up, she and her friends on the FDIC and the President agree that they should be.There you have it. If the important people at the top like you, then your money is safe; if not then fuck you, guess you should've been an SIB!This is third world communist finance in action, and it's how the world's most important economy is organised. Fucking clownworld.
>>72617841It helps slide things in and out of bumhole what more do you want
coomers the lot of you
Vaseline doesn't make anything 'slick', it makes things harder to slide against each other.
>>72617848i want to be able to dilute it myselfi have water. who buys water? no one mate.
>>72617856But you can just buy pharmaceutical/skin grade glycerin and dilute it yourself.
>>72617856Oh. Well that might be cost effective but a bit of effort. Just buy in boolk desu desu
Already drunk de lids. Got 4 IPAs left, gonna neck em all today. Always gonna be an incel so might as well have some hedonistic fun in the only way I can.
I downloaded and watched start-to-finish, three times in a row, while practicing on a dildo, TrenchcoatX's movie 'How to Blowjob'. I believe I am now and expert in several different blowjob styles. Now all I need is a real cock to test my training out on.
>>72617875"basic" pharmaceutical grade stuff i've struggled to buy in the past month alone:>acetone>surgical spirit>borax (it's just illegal now?)>isopropyl alcohol>definitely food-safe lavender oil>acacia root>Syrian rueit feels like we're slipping into this area of "the general public can't be trusted, unless they're proven trustworthy" instead of the other way around (prohibited from dangerous items if we're considered risky/at risk)
>>72617467once drinking alcohol in public (regional rule) other intervening petty street argument.
>>72617937can't do you for drinking it, only possessionneck it all then what they gonna do?
>>72617951they arent going to hold off becuase you necked it infront of them
>>72617911What you doing to stay entertained while drunk de lad?
>>72617928Well yeah there's that. The government is pretty openly antagonistic towards its citizens at this point. It all starts with banning guns, and then down the line you're not allowed gas stoves, boilers, acetone, rubbing alcohol, incandescent lightbulbs, petrol cars, cigarettes and even things like meeting your friends or leaving your house if we're in a "crisis". Some of it banned outright, everything else you need a licence and a "valid reason".Oh the majority of street level crime is de facto legal now btw.
Sober is always better instead of wasting the days off im having fun and womfing it up Thought about reacher a lot as I was being filled desu x
>>72617467When I first found out I had absent seizuresHad one behind the wheel and just slowly rolled into someone in front of me. I had no idea where I was or what was happening cause of the seizure and this bird ended up proper screaming and shouting through the window, so I panicked and eventually sped off.Cops later showed up on door, nothing ever come of it tho since it was barely a bump really.
>>72617853You need to add spit
Want to goon but wife and kids in the room ffs
>>72617967would never hold up in a court of law.even if they had their bodycams on>prove it was within that council jurisdiction>prove i wasn't on private property and i lacked permission>prove it was actually alcohol and not some other beverage in that container>prove I wasn't a medically dependent alcoholic and you weren't putting me at risk
>>72617980this might be daft but is self harm a crime?you can buy sharp objects if not carry knives around. what if you buy razorblades and cut yourself? are you breaking the law?
>>72618003Grab your emergency goon kit and bug out.
>>72618027>red hard drive wire isn't redi am being gangstalked
>>72618017Suicide and self-harm are not criminal acts.
>>72618041You can be detained under the mental health act though
>>72618041all right then i'm going libertarian-on-drugs with this shite:why is possession for personal use illegal? let drug users harm themselves.
>>72618058how>hi can i get sectioned?>do you intend to hurt yourself or others?>yes>okay well you can go but don't do that, OK?
>>72618063Well the trend is that they ARE being legalised, since the prevailing ideological undercurrent is progressive liberalism i.e. 'addicts' are victims with no agency being contorted by a system away from their angelic inner nature, thus should not be punished, but equally personal choice and consent are recognised as the only legitimating factors for any activity, so again drug taking shouldn't be demonised. The only snag comes with dealers who can be portrayed as people 'poisoning' the streets for a profit (very bad in current narrative), however drugs make people feel good and so the solution is 'safe and legal' with an associated NGO/healthcare complex to patch people up after the drugs fuck them over. Possession being illegal is an increasingly non-existent/non-prosecuted holdover from more sane times.
>>72618073If the police think you're going to kill yourself they arest you and send you to a secure mental health unit
Well time to prep my bumhole for a pounding anyway
>>72618288I'm gagging for bussy ;_;
>>72618288Aren't you worried about going to hell?
>>72618301I am gagging for cockBlack ones in particular. But we cannot always get what we want in life >>72618304always
Went Lidl got beerManaged not to get cigsNot really getting drunk I'll just have one or two, high energy ADHD gf is back from work in an hour so CBAMight jerk off might play bf4
are you anon a mythomaniac?
love a good myth, me>Periclescor
>>72617155Used to be a Butlins that. Was my fave holiday as a kid
>sissy anon didnt acknowledge my compliment earlier Rude wtf
Propah lovely puccy pic the gf sent me earlier among other things corrrCan literally smell it again just by looking at it The practice whale's pussy was fucking disgusting back in the day, hers is very pleasant to go down on though
>>72618485Post it then I bet she's mid as fuck
Boggles the mind how it's almost sunday already corrr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1Zq-odegLg&list=RDy1Zq-odegLg&start_radio=1IT SATURDAY babes xchoons on and deadpool vidya grind not sure what to eat for dinnenr but no booze for me nopegoing sober x
i shan't be indulging in the Sunday Usuals. seems inappropriate given the circumstances.
'ckin 'ell apparently hay fever season has begun in earnest nowShittiest time of the year apart from the height of summer itself
>>72617728Cheer up lad, we'll go to the arcades next time I'm in town. It's gonna be okay.
/^!CRkC0ob1T\.$/
That kind of night where I am going to do some really degrading things
>>72617467They got me making prank calls. Now I use anonymous ways.
>>72618661footmong you already got filled to the brim by some degenerate today maybe give it a rest you MONG!
>>72618671Not himHis degeneracy may have influenced me a bit though
No chance de lids
>>72618693>"social media" and "porn"why the inverted commas?
Fockin incredible how many cunts were skulking about outside again tooEven my quiet sekrit womfy little corner in the middul of nowhere had a bunch of cunts running around too
>people are occupying spacesick of the lot of them, could do without
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV_3Dpw-BRY&list=RDy1Zq-odegLg&index=4>mr callmebyname lad rings my celluar phone >I answer>im driving tonight anon pack some water and a redbull>hear his tyres squeel round my apartment block>hop in and see his lovely smile>drives through the neon streets
Holy fucking shit lads did you know there are genuine fucking wild big cats in this country?
>>72618702Modern journalism and lower editorial standards.
I am de loser
Wonder if Laurel has an innie or outie.
>Le seethetroonspacker bait Didn't read + ignored as usual lol Get another hobby pal
>>72618753oh well.weird editorialising anyway. why are the experts "blaming" porn? this is like saying>young men hunting less, study has found>top boffins blame butchers and supermarkets
Funniest part is always how he goes out of his way not to respond directly so as to circumvent the filters Really in dire need of those (you)s are seethespacker, isn't he
>>72618307I don't mind a splash of colour in my life 2bh
>>72618788A truly broken buck
I haven't browsed this shit hole in several months. What have a missed?
Female arse sweat in me mouth? Yes please
>>72618650He isn't so bad when he isn't spamming the thread.
>>72618797Absolutely fuck all of worth but did you know that there are big cats in the UK lad
Have you ever smelled a woman's sweaty asshole lads? It's fucking intoxicating. Their assholes smell absolutely heavenly, basically like their pussies but a wee tad more pungentCould get lost in those olfactory sensations for hours me heh
>>72618780Because it's not women. It's always men.
>>72618797People thinking gay posting is edgy like it's 2012
>>72618797SSM has a girlfriend now. Yes I'm not joking.
I have not visited this shithole in 4 years since then ive got a house a wife and a dog and a big car Can you say the same?
>>72618820A carer. SeaSideMark has a carer.
>>72618650OB is sound. There are far worse posters here that deserve to be filtered.
>>72618813gonna go out on a limb here and say young women are watching more porn and having less sex too.what did we think porn was for? ventilation?
>>72617979Been watching the footy. Leicester got a 1-1 which was the exact score I predicted. Should have bet on that result. I have loads of free bets as well. fucks sake.
>>72618836take it you mean myself right lad? cruel fingers
Having a wank in the shedCheers x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ck0LO6b6OQc&list=RDy1Zq-odegLg&index=9going to make something of this saturday night de leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeds <3
awful lot of people who have been away for 4 years and come back recentlyoddly whenever they arrive it isnt a new ip in the thread?
>>72618829Surely if Helen was his carer she wouldn't be okay with him going on about how she's his gf and how she loves his hairy chest on Youtube? Think they would probably move him over to a different provider at that point
>>72618848Nah you're sound Flad HelperRunt and Spam mong/Ruthmong need filtering
Charlie needs to get into auditing.
>>72618868i have been a cunt in my time lad desu wouldnt blame you but yeah the unwell unwashed one is a nutter haha x
SEASIDE UPDATE SEASIDE UPDATE https://youtu.be/w3nFWbRSYn8Boring cunt
>>72618862how do you know their last post in the thread wasn't 4 years ago
>>72618884WankerYou got my hopes up
Corr din-dindingtons soon i reckon
>stealing wi-fi from next door>see funny post from an anon who has a stinky gay shut-in neighbour>reply for the first time in years>IP count doesn't increaseruh-roh
>>72618862Yeah usually once a week there is a "Not been here in years, what's new?" post
not been here in days since then ive got a house a car a banging big titted wife and a BIG BENTLY could you say the same?
wonder how many tips white uber drivers get compared to people of colour drivers
Not been here for 12 years lads, latest personality gossip?Hope no nonces post here.
When will she be back?
Dinnertoil soon lads will be doing something along the lines of sausages wraps with spring onion sour creme and lettuce and uh cheese uhm cheers x
>>72618930Never used Uber, but I always tip white taxi drivers and never tip non-whites
what's this about 12 years lads?
>>72618955She's so adorable. Her and her brunette friend. I get this urge to sweep her off her feet and carry her to bed...
>>72618950I hope she's having a great Saturday afternoon.
why aren't the wokies increasing the age of consent? a 16yo cannot consent imo and is not mature.
I can't stop laughing imagining this. What a twat he is.
What happened to drunk song lad from last night?
>>72619021Yeah fascinating mate. Now find the shed
>>72619019Gillick competence.spend less time on Twitter or whatever you'll just upset yourself anon.
>>72619019They've already increased the marriage age
>>72619019Don't set Lollers and Shippy off
>>72619021Your life must be non stop action.
>>72619046There can be a separate law for consenting to medical treatment.>>72619048That doesn't make a difference to this situation.
He just couldn't stop himself posting personality drivel.
>>72619061My life is better than yours and yours is worse than the smelly YouTuber you spam all day.
>>72618947>>72619042Go easy on the personality drivel
hope poley sues that anon for deepfaking him with his tits out
>>72618829Carers dont buy booze for people with their own money
SSM has a big following here in /britfeel/
>>72619082Corrr need to see this
what qualifies someone as being a /britfeel/ celebrity?
>>72619071okay well i had sex at 16, think i was capable of consent. don't be salty just because you missed out.
It's so easy to trigger you SeaSideSimps it's fucking great
>>72619083SSM actually sends Helen money so he doesn't spend it himself on gambling. She isn't spending a penny.
I'm gonna be dead in the next few years
>>72619099Hopefully you make it sooner
>>72619097He gave her 110 quid last week kek
>>72619093lurked for at least half a year, posted for at least three, eight (You) minimum across 20 separate posts, two references from other boards.
>>72619074Why are you pretending you know who I am and my post history you cringe spastic. I filter fat Youtube dosser, so you know fuck all big man.
>>72619096They're sat indoors all day, doesn't take much to set them off to be fair. Punching their bedroom walls over their stinky hero being disrespected.
Drunk. Just went on for about 5 minutes chanting 'i'm gonna be dead in the next few years' at the mirror. Deranged as fuck. Gonna order Dominos. So sad.
>>72619108He could have used that money for Cheltenham
>>72619118what's Mark done to you to deserve this hatred
What do you think you're doing getting physical like that? Now your face is on YouTube.https://youtu.be/i7pGKDkAFu0
>>72619119Yeah it's a bit odd isn't it?I just mention this woman is his carer and they legitimately get madworks like a charm every time!
seasideMARK should re apply for PIPHe deserves bennies TMAU make his life hard. He not normal like you
You have to be a cult icon to be a /britfeel/ celebrity. Posters like Poleaboo, Ebin, maybe BN. Mid-tier posters like HHL and Edgbaston dont cut it
>>72619143You live such a thrilling life
>>72618950She is so cute. If I wasn't a fucking spacker I could have got a girlfriend like her and been happy in life. That will never happen. Nature is so cruel.
He's a good singerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpyW5PKxvvQ
>>72619157Why are you such a spacker lad?
Someone pretending to be me to wind up other lads!SAD!
Need a quick pregnant gf update
>>72619165That's an impossible question to answer. A eugenicist like Edward Dutton would blame my genetics. Someone else would blame my nurture. I lean towards the former. I think I was fucked from the moment of conception.
>>72619177QRD?>Miss /britfeel/ for 2 days and a new side character is spawned
>>72619157>That will never happenif you keep thinking like that then it wont lad
Could really do with a seasideMARK updateHope he's still 21 weeks no gamble
>>72619183So you acknowledge that someone like Poleaboo is genetically superior to you?
>>72619190My apu saw him outside a bookies in Poole. Hope he wasnt wempted to wamble on horses
>>72619190SSM looks so much better with a shaved head/beard
>21 weeks no gamble>does the lotteryStill gambling dummy
that's like saying lager countsas as a "relapse" lol
>>72616620Sorry I didn't see his one earlier de lid. I'll remedy the situation next time but I need to think of another good park to take us to.
has helen papered on camera yet?
Can't wait for NHS excess deaths to hit like 2000% lol Vaxxcattle aren't human, i'm sorry (actually i'm not) but they just aren't
>>72619233Why did you decide to become a personality?
Hi lads new personality here
/^!!FnGupsKgdWN$/
Imagine installing software so you can monitor britfeel for new IPs LMFAO get a life.
>>72619299Bit stupid to filter me. You'll miss out on my glorious rise to the top of /b-feel/
>>72617042it is is a silly thought to think about someone just going hog fucking wild and ranting, the feigning a sneeze at the end>>72619245I posted on and off for about two years but I just like having fun on the Internet. Simpow as. I go to work, I come home, I get weers. I make silly posts with the Internet men.
>Apu 729.jpgI know that's you HelperNonce
>>72619320You've never worked
>>72619332no there's a Mega someone shared ages ago.I used to fish through the archives for my Apus. then I gave up.Not a nonce, not a bennies recipient.
>wwWWwait? It was helper nonce all along Always was
>>72619369You find children a bit alluring though.
Wet smelly fartingtons
How can fartingtons be real if our eyes aren't real
Ordered Domino's. First one in a while. Knowing my luck the pajeets will fuck my order up.
Yeah, I'm thinking I'm back. Old school welper in town tonight. Garn get steaming as a wocket.
>>72619609Bit of cocaine too?
Moni found herself a cute britfeel lad
>>72619609Congratulations on "cutting down on the booze" by not drinking for one day. I'll look out for your melodramatic whingey breakdown later on
>>72619609I made that apu. Well, I just added the Union Jack to the arm (it was originally a German flag)
>>72619628Nah staying off the wokey. I don't speak to anyone who does it anymore anyway. Cut them all off back in January when I hit rock bottom. Garn order a wizza then get on the wodka.
>one day at a time>100% reduction in booze over a fortdaytell me you've never been an addict, etc.
>>72619649That qt mogs Moni massively
>tfw no gf to drink dragon soops with
>>72619704The cis woman mogs the bloke in a dress? Fucking hell lid
>>72619667Hmmnmnnnm.
Veli bring war
*carts around the mean streets of Sun'lun handing out free cocaine*
Always a fucking wog aint it
>>72619656why does he keeping saying he will quit then doesn't?>>72619664whats bmcc
>>72619736I don't think he's ever had any intentions of quitting, he's just a drama queen and gets full of regret and shame when he's hungover. Rightfully so too because he's an absolute cunt when he's drunk
Will Makaveli and Veli 420 ever resolve their differences?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEKy0ZtpxIQdinnertoil update lads going to have poached eggs on some wholemeal bread toasted with bacon and avocado
>>72619735ask him trivia questions
>>72619772You on the walcohol later Flad
>>72619772These two make me feel weak with their beauty and dominance
>>72619805It's just two lasses having dinner. Sub men on the internet are so embarrassing
>>72619792https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3esGD6lcMM&list=RDEMP8PuGM_NFmCFHSVhgxXWeg&start_radio=1&rv=U7gbFMWZWlonot for my lad going sober for a while keep wasting my money and weekend when id rather read, workout and play vidya and see mr rugged lad desu. also I want to have a cowboy summer xHOpe you are smiling and are you on the wooze tonight?
>>72619736No idea. Easy enough to remove it
>>72619834No they are Goddess Molly and Goddess Lola. They are findommes who I follow on Twitter.
Fuck the working classes they are all smelly scumFuck the working classes they all take it up the bum Fuck the working classes the lazy dole loving mongsFuck the working classes those poor cuck suck middle class shlongs.
>>72619758I doubt it. Mak has won the war against horse teeth Veli once and for all
you lads seen this? lmaohttps://youtu.be/oavMtUWDBTM
That fucking horse teeth Veli 420 cunt makes me so fucking angry man. I just want to kick him in the head until it bursts open like a ripe watermelon
>>72619837https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJD8mpcGykEwill have a few drinks tonight not gonna over do it though x
I think we should put all the working classes into camps to labour all day long then send them to the salt mines to toil in service to the intellectually superior middle classes.
>>72619954That won't make Ruth love you
All of you are virgins whose willies will never be touched by those with XX chromosomes.
>>72619966Superior middle class masters will have a harem of working class slag slaves in their pleasure parlour. They will service their middle class master day and night.
Gerrard I want to straaaangle that AK Veli 420
i also own a patrotic apu
Why is bacon on toast with poached eggs and avocado and some pepper and salt and mushrooms and tomato so FUCKING GOOD.
>>72619758Makaveli is one of the boys. One of the UK drinkers. Fuck the other fella.
>>72620027He is a low iq alcoholic dosser like you lad, Know what they say about birds of the same feather that they flock together.
Tried some of that Omega cider Makaveli drinks yesterday. Christ it is foulNever again
look at me im playing tetris and putting all the pieces together properly im well proud>immediately fucked up after taking the screenshot
>At shop>Paki teens puts trolley away in front of me>Realise in their infinite wisdom they tried to put the big trolley in the small lane and then left it there for someone else to fix like the esteemed gentlemen their kind often are>Take it out>Put mine in>The trolley behind the one I took out also needs taking out, because it is a trolley from a completely different shop down the fucking ROAD and won't link>Take it out>By now, a small queue forms>Let old man go before me>He is putting the big one in the small lane, again>I watch him literally smash the trolley in several times, before I have to remind him that it isn't going to work>Let him get out, and finally put mine in>A random woman asks if I want to trade coin for trolley, right as I'm virtually about to walk out and leave it, invalidating the whole point>Walk away. Everyone is staring at this oddityIs there a lead fallout going on? Did I miss something? wtf
https://youtu.be/4ch1oHamkv8I found this rather entertaining
>>72619649Personality drama like this is fine. Just don't mention the two unironic nonces who themselves are obsessed with personalities, or they'll start seething.
Food update Food updatehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBsKLCRjtDM
>>72620042Imagine drinking caustic cheap Omega cider right from that tranny's dick
>>72620060saw this and thought is joeys world tour dead yethe isntWHOOP WHOOP
>>72619157It's all lookism. We never had a chance anyway. Not even desired by the ugliest women (they all want at least a 7/10 thanks to social media and the many attractive men easily available on dating apps).
should've told them to "paki teen" hahHA
A newer man realise show much he doesnt know and or understand
Another one arrested. Not right.https://youtu.be/eFCBf_tf7kY
>>72620068>Personality drama like this is fine>is fineYou like the britfeel warden?
>>72620037t. Veli 420Fuck off before I get davey boy to fuck you up.
>>72620042All white cider is foul.
Domino's was actually very nice. New Yorker I got. Left 3 slices for later or might put them in the fridge for tomorrow. Very good by goyslop standards.
>>72620135Pathetic drug addict, turns you into a dog then kills you.
>>72620168just admit "The Knowledge" beat you in a quiz showdown
>>72620090My mum is going to phone your house to talk to your mum lad. I hope you're ready.
>>72620135Gonna try some of this OJ beer Mak drinks. He reckons it tastes nice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CSiHFjalsg
>>72620226What did I do to upset you? We won't be answering.
6 0It over for Burnley
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmDgfzpKw5wscran consumed now for a movie maybe cocaine bear or that new one with bald fella and aubrey plaza hmmmmm
>>72619837hello mister footladgood to hear you're going sober for a whilehope your day has been productive
TV licence enforcement officer has got to be such a low tier job. Targetting the vulnerable with intimidation tactics and making people think they need to have a tv licence. It's criminal imo.
>>72620432Cry to them rather than us
god I wish she was my girlfriend.
>>72620425elloello you :)Yeah beer does me no good so kicking it for nowday was comfy did my workout and watched the rest of REACHER,kino tv if I say so myself. I then had a link up with a rugged lad and after that played deadpool on me xbox. Just scranned dinner now wwatching cocaine bear! How has your day been? x
You don't know how much it hurts to never have relationships.
>>72620292Haaland is a fucking beast de lid. Best premier league striker since prime Kev Phillips.
some lads don't know how lucky they are to get into relationships easily. all mostly because they look hot.
>>72620282No your mum will be answering lad trust me. It's mum stuff. They don't ignore each other
>spending your time on what you can not control lowest iq move possible
>>72620474Yeah it must be really shit. Oh well!
Garn delay ordering me wizza until later on. Might as well just get wissed first. No point sobering up with food just to get back on it. Simple as.
the addict is doing an addict post coooor hope he does this all night lets see>garn neck a ( insert drink or cheap microwave food ) >Cooor the fucking tories >Nah me mates winding me up no one answering fuck them >it helpers world>Many frogs >Many yt songs
Whinge post>Have you thought about doingI can't do that>Maybe you could give xyz a try That wouldn't work for me >Try starting small and do xyzSeems a bit pointless at this stage>Work on yourself first I'll never be able to go back, I've missed out on all the fun timesetc..etc..etc..etc..etc..etc..etc..etc..etc..etc..It's repetition, you offer advice or an idea and he puts up a barrier because he doesn't want help, doesn't really care what you reply. He's just a low IQ spammer hunting (you)s and you're a mug if you give him any.
>He's just a low IQ spammer hunting (you)s and you're a mug if you give him any.this is the bottom line to any bait post and if you reply to him you should kys
so shit how f1nn got to shag bella as a girl what about me waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
>>72620542>>72620543>consecutive posts within two seconds of each otherThe lads are upset at the state of the thread. Concerning times
>>72620542This is why I love HHL though. He's consistent. He might be a loser but he's true to himself. He's not a fake like most people nowadays.
>>72620575trip back on dog
>>72620543You're spot on lad. I have given him loads of advice but he just makes excuses. I think he's just trolling.
>>72620575You get the odd curveball when he says something just utterly retarded too
>>72620575Sean you're the only mong who puts a space when replying to posts
>>72620552>shed LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>72620608He's been caught bigging himself up by samefagging before but forgot to take his trip off. He is generally disliked and at best ignored.
Garn neck an omega and wustlers me
Just remember anons it could always be worse, you could be russianearth.google.com/web/search/Vorkuta
Just necked another wuddington. Got seven left. Will finish them all off within an hour or so. Fuck the toriesCheers x
>is it some attention you would like>you're not getting a reaction out of me!haha look at this receding hairline man thinking he's being clever. he is giving him the attention by reacting this way. other man comes in licking his boots and starts the whole "if you lived in my country" bullshit...yeah fuck off back then you immigrant. we're full.https://youtu.be/jew3eWFb5rg
>>72620465i quite liked the tom cruise reacher films even though he's like the opposite of what reacher is meant to be physically lol, will check out the tv series soonmundane day, total lack of energy recently- started catching up on some ted lasso and voyager today, played some old mega drive games with a friend as welldebating leaving my current job although im waiting to hear about a medical appointment so if anything comes of that i may wait to see if i can get some paid medical leave firstgood to hear you hooked up, will they be back for more?
>>72620683>>is it some attention you would likeHe's got them there to be fair lad
>get a job mateThe usual NPC behaviour if you are not conforming.
>>72620693Go and have a shower
>>72620692Then he should just not have given it in the first place. Absolute clown dug his own hole.
>>72620704Foxtrot Oscar
>>72620720You're allowed to swear you know. Also seriously go and have a wash mate
>>72620704It's not against the law to not have a shower.
>>72620727Why would I waste my time washing? That's not the issue here.
>>72620693People who make their entire life about work are sad individuals. Sheeple for the capitalist system. Good little worker drones who will live in regret once they retire for all the precious time they wasted wageslaving away instead of living.
His whinge posting has took some flack so he rolled right into the audit spam when he runs low on that it will be onto the ASMRtist spam. This is his life, spamming a thread on 4Chan with gimmicks until early hours the next morning. What a life champ.
Do the eternal dossers like HHL know there is no retirement age now and your state pension depends on how much you have contributed. Enjoy pension poverty dossers.
Look at him scared to arrest a black boy. https://youtu.be/rD7aO5VAVPU
Look at him scared to have a shower.
>>72620763We will have euthanasia by then. Imagine slaving and reaching retirement age. Too much money and no energy left from the decades of slavery. Very grim.
>>72620763>Enjoy pension poverty dossersLiterally who gives a shit lmao. I'll be be 70 by then and the world will be even more of a hell hole than it is now. There is no escape. We all suffer in the end you fool. Cheers x
>>72620689https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zfx_S1lNgpIYeah Tom never looked like reacher to me but i was a fun way to kill 2 hours,I might also give the books a go I thinks. You have mentioned before mr lad about your energy highs and lows, do you think its physical or mental maybe? I hope it shines light for you x ngl wish I was your mate lad sounds like a lovely day and I hope it made you happier to be away from it all for a bit. dos your friend know you are feeling low recently? good idea take the paid leave then find something which engages you, or fuck it and go travelling for 6 months. Lasso season 1 was blessed and that ending scene where he makes the pass and they lose with that bittersweet song, perfect. Sorry i feel like im writing an essay haha. yes we obviously met on grindr but hes relaxed and not after anything more than a casual meet so im happy. anything planned for your evening lad? x
Can't believe SSM didn't give us an update today. I hope he is OK.
>>72620739Well said. People who actually say they enjoy the work are just saying that as a cope. I value freedom and that will not be taken away from me.
>>72620800Haha you're triggered Seany boy
>people who base their personality off wokr are sad>people who waste their life sat on their arse abusing drugs are sound though lowest iq mong going along with spamruthmong
>>72620781Showering is a chore.
>>72620788>>72620800Cope. Enjoy having your rent paid by the government and having 80 bong a month to live off.
>>72620815What do you do with that freedom other than complain about it? You don't even go outside. Cope harder
> we all suffe in the end aye lad but ask yourself thisI must die but must I die bawling?
>>72620831I don't need to spend money on useless shit like holidays and expensive house furniture.
Fink i can feel some early onset hay fever coming on but i'm not sureA month or so from now i'll have to bring out the big guns and will basically subsist on antihistamines alone
>>72620827>people who base their personality off wokr are sadBases his life off not working, drinking, eating slop and taking drugs. Proper winner this is LMFAO.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxIWDmmqZzYright just to cut inbetween the drivel off that is happening! Here is something beautiful, a gorup of lads all free birds now palying a fucking choon to sexy girls and lads FREE. Fly high lads fly fucking high. death smiles at us all and all a man can do is smile back.fly hard free birds x
>>72620855careful lad ole autistic scrounger seany will go off trip to drum up support for himself
Did any of you lot end up going out for St Patrick's day?
Started planning for next month's meetup with the gf now corrCannot wait to spaff my love juice down her thight hole again, she's the only femoid that deserves to drain me of my vital chad lite Bvll essence
The police have falsely arrested me a few times. Now I want to start the citizen journalist career path.
>>72620855Don't forget the frequent crying
>>72620815Cope is all they have de lid. They defend a failed system, a flawed way of life because it's all they know. They have been conditioned since primary school to be good little worker drones.>I value freedom and that will not be taken away from me.You're one of the lucky ones lid. Welcome to welper's world x
i love when he brings out his COPE images...bloke is wet in denile hahahaha.
NCA being very secretive. Possible corruption in there.https://youtu.be/2dxX5TD0aRY
looks like marketing for a audit channel to me
Looking forward to the next AB soon. Won't be long.
looking forward to the next di soon. Will not be quick.
>>72620918Does he post teasers on social media like DJ does?
>>72620886Wait until his relatives start dying off and he's truly alone, so in about 20 more years. His cousins if he has any won't want anything to do with him, he'll be a friendless 50+ year old bloke but hey at least he never worked a day in his life and he called other people wagies on a long dead website.
>>72620918He's posted some images on his YouTube community tab. You might not see it on mobile view.
Knocking back the wuds now. Looks like I'm going solo tonight. Cheers xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XaS93WMRQQ
no you dont understand helper lad will be the real winner when all the drug abuse and shit food and lack of connection and meaning turns him into those creepy homeless you see sucking cock for a bottle white cider
>>72620929AB is on Facebook, Tiktok and YouTube. I pnly follow him on YT though.
>The police have falsely arrested me a few times. Now I want to start the citizen journalist career path.Lad, you were moved on from outside a school.
>>72620803not sure about the energy and mood, i suspect its a combo of both. did mention to my mate i've been down but he pretty much just agreed and didnt know what else to say hahahavent used grindr for hookups for years, i like having a nose to see who is on it, especially when i go back to my hometown and recognise people i know. that's good you got a potential regular, saves the hassle and helps avoid time wasters. might watch some hong kong action kino. interested to know if cocaine bear is any good?
>>72620763Alright BN lad
>>72620957Yeah same. DJ posts on Tiktok too, but it's just edited YT videos with the interactions
>>72620959No it was on a nightwalk.
I hope BN lives until 102. He'll be drawing a pension for nigh on 5 decades, it his dream
>>72620805Remember what he said - if you don't hear from me it's because I've done my bollocks in.
Us NEETs will outlive the wagies. They will die of stress and pollution.
>>72620981Don't know how you came to that incorrect conclusion. What was if from your personality detection skills was it that made you think I'm BN, do you have a personality dictionary, was it the spaces between the words, the use of fullstops?
The girls, if you will
Ruthmong seems to think that by doing nothing with his life except whinge he is somehow "conserving energy" that everyone else is expending
Not sure the janard will like all those green frogs hmmmmm Anyway not for me to say or is it? Hehe nah maybe though it is against the hmmm law? Nah Frogs with every post thats uhm an avatar what a great film HAHA
>>72621025The use of the word 'pension' not once, but twice, in a single post.
>>72621025It's Shippy's boring gimmick>alri <personality>
You comfy NEETS might want to check this. It's not a wind up, you are going to live in poverty or be working at a very old age just to pay bills and eat.>Check your National Insurance recordhttps://www.gov.uk/check-national-insurance-record
>>72621031I'd be doing so much more if I was with a girl who could love me.
>>72620772>I don't really know what happenedWhy is he giving his opinion then
>>72621067I don't care. I'll still get some bennies at that age.
>>72620909AY is a hit with Jenny. She definitely wants that Yorkshire bad boy.
necking on with ruthmong, running a hand through his long hair, wiping off the hair slime on his stinky joggers
>>72621067Killing myself once I become old and useless. Hopefully euthanasia will be here.
hhl will probably go off trip now and spam the thread with his neet cope
>>72621073>>72621087>>72621098>>72621110If you reply to multiple posts at once you won't have to wait for the 1 minute timer
>>72621119Why do you care? Let him do what he wants.
>>72621087For a full pension of 800 bong a month you are expected to have contributed for 35 years. I'd check if I were you lad because you could be looking forward to working until you are dead just to feed yourself.
TV licence fee going up. Keep paying you NPC's.
>>72621119He only replies for the (you)s anyway that's all he's here for it gets him through his 16 hour night shift.
>>72620967god Armie is so handsome haha.Please update me on your medical lad and I hope you get an answer which helps. Yeah most lads struggle to get past the, yeah life is shit but what can you do, part of the convo but still at least you could express partly how you are doing. The best part is seeing who is on it from your local agreed, especially funny when you see lads who bullied you for being gay in school and now want cock. Ideally I would like a relationship but living where I do its quite dry :( enjoy some kungfu and explosions mate, Police Story is a fave of mine and cocaine bear I found to be shite about 40 mins in so turned it off. Going to watch a slice of life anime desu xSending you a big hug lad. Oh and here is a particular pic of Reacher which I love, has that spoon you and make you feel safe and protected vibe like armie.
>>72621140You can still claim bennies at that point if you have no pension.
>>72621140What's wrong with having a part time job in your 60s and 70s?
forgot to add I am currently in my nightie which f1nn inspired me to buy lovely stuff
If I knew I was going to die within a year, I'd go out smashing police cars.
If I knew I had a week to live id go and get arrested and spend it in a cold cell.MONG!
>>72621177No one cares you grim mong
>>72621187I wonder how many people committed serious crimes during the early stages of covid
Shaaant be replying to that lonely lad
If the tv licence goons do get a court warrant to enter your home, you are required to show them your computers and tvs. You must go through your browser history for iPlayer usage. Very worrying.https://youtu.be/rpTshg8dHtw
>be me>forgot I left me used buttplug in the sink >go to wash hands>butt plug in sinkew
>>72621162PIP and DLA though you can't make a claim after reaching retirement age if you don't already get it. https://www.citizensadvice.org.uk/benefits/sick-or-disabled-people-and-carers/pip/before-claiming/getting-pip-after-youve-reached-state-pension-age/>>72621164Nothing, do you think you can find a part time job that will pay all your bills and rent. And imagine just getting into wage slaving when you're 68, getting up at 5 am, having your zoomer boss giving you orders.
>>72621177Stay comfy babe x
>>72621254They're not going to let us live without nothing. There will be riots. I'm not worried at all.
>>72621254>and rentnew money detected
BN is very proud of his pension pot. Can you really blame him? It's the biggest in /britfeel/ by a very wide margin
>>72621269Love are Fin x
>>72621279You have been given ample warning and time to prepare for your retirement.>>72621283>new money detectedWhat has that got to do with the subject?
>>72621313How does he have tits if he's natty?
>>72621306BN said on Discord that he sold all of his stocks and investments to buy land
>>72621326>You have been given ample warning and time to prepare for your retirement.
>>72621327She's not natty - she is on HRT
Sgt Sausage https://youtu.be/N9fQjbyfLVY
>>72621326>What has that got to do with the subject?If you're still renting at 68, then you don't really have a leg to stand on when claiming to be financially literate
>>72621326I fucking don't care. I'll kill myself when I'm old.
He's probably relaxing watching Netflix tonight. No wooze or wakaways for him
when we're all old, all the nurses and care home workers will be people of colour who hate us
Imagine taking your pension seriously, absolute fucking state of some people here
>>72621361How can the slug afford Netflix
>>72621376Its only 7 quid a month lad.
My mum will be phoning Ruthposter's mum tomorrow to discuss his behaviour
>>72621371>tfw army of negresses tending to your every needDoesn't sound like a bad final few years desu
>>72621347Lad there are pensioners now that rent there will be in 20/30 years when the dossers of /britfeel/ hit retirement age. So that part time job they get because they dossed in youth best be a well paying part time job and given they've dossed all their lives I doubt it will be.>>72621359You won't
>>72621395>My mum will be phoning Ruthposter's mum tomorrow to discuss his behaviourYou won't
Well looks like I'm drinking on me own tonight. Never mind. Can't say I didn't try.Cheers x
>>72621395No you won't. I'm anonymous.
>>72621408What do you mean I won't? I never claimed to be doing anything
>Thinking we'll ever still be in here in the 2050s and 2060sIsn't climate change etc meant to be real? (Obviously it isnt)
>>72621437>>72621437New thread champs x
>>72621419My mum knows your mum lad
N joy lad
>>72621067I'm not going to make it to old age. I'll be dead in the next few years.
