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your local shop edition
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You will work in the windowless warehouse neets.
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>>72628760
ngl seems ok
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>>72628770
Yes work in that warehouse for the next 30 years and be grateful for it.
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I'm in this one me but I'm garn to beddington soon x
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>>72628791
just stay awake all day like an absolute mad lad
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>>72628791
Same lid will be dreaming of my asmr girlfriends no doubt.
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>>72628760
Why do they call it green bin if it's blue?
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>>72628800
>>72628802

Finishing off me wodka then I'm going like I'm expected to. Sorry lids. Thats just that way it is See you on the next one eh.
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>88 quid won on lottery
up 200 quid in two weeks
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Crumpets for breakfast
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>>72628840
You're not disabled like josh, he's genuine
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Nasty piece of work this Tarik guy.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ndWWOwA8Yd0

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11874459/How-family-man-business-owner-smuggled-equivalent-entire-town-migrants-UK.html
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Why do newfags create a thread, then not delete it?
/int/ and /pol/ tier behaviour.
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>>72628824
Perspective, the sign is mutch closer to the camera then tou think the green bin is out of frame
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Don't know which one you are but we're all a bit sick so take it off. This is coming from a low level worker de lid, Don't chance it and don't follow orders. Cheers x
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>>72628884

Josh is a cunt. You would know if you seen him.
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>>72628888
He had to pay him compensation for smashing up his phone. Thanks Tarik. Hope you get deported.
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>>72628884

Proper pissed me off with this post ya cunt. Nice one! Fuck you ya tory bastard.
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disturbing lack of disgusting faggot porn in this thread lads
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Can't believe Footlad posted his cock post fuck yesterday
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Like to see this immigrant try attacking me. Will film him also and post on social media. Dickheads come to this country and take advantage.
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>>72628888
These hand car washes are all blatantly dodgy as fuck, bet they're all staffed by illegals and pay zero tax, the fact they're all allowed to continue operating shows just how fucked the country is.
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>>72628990
I know lots of them up and down the country in plain sight. Would never support them.
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Aye sound all the drink surround me. I take it under my control. I told them to fuck fuck off, give us some space. Thank me later. We in the same boat together basciallylmao. Just Let loose and see what these boys can do x
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>>72628939
looksmatched, now if only most women were like her and didn't want some model tier bf.
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>>72629038

you british fucking moron you have no idea what your talkinging about
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love the uk gardening forums and sites, full of nice old people
a pleasant contrast to here
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Remember when they kept saying 'are you going to put a mask on'? Now they say 'why are you wearing a mask...are you trying to hide something'.

https://youtu.be/DLultw1MAwc
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>>72629056

I've never asked fucking asked to be in cgarge man. Finishing off me wodka and you fuck off, dragging me into this you fucking bastards I had nothing to do with anything. Fuck the lot of you x
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What the fuck have I been dragged into. Get me outa of this shit. Don't won't any part of it.
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I need fake id to get into somewhere. Once I have that I will be getting in there to ask the questions.
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>>72629093
Remember when you posted you faked your autism to get bennies?
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>>72629093
>>72629104

Come to the head office in 20 minutes. I'll pay you off...
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>>72629022
Ultra blackpilling when you see how third worlders have just created a dodgy, underground cash in hand economy in plain sight in our country with the sorts of conditions they have in the shitholes they came from and there's fuck all we can do about it.
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Come to the head office now, will sign you off. Up to you lad.
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>>72629122
>>72629136

Aye sound I'll stop on for a few. Nice one using blackmail against me x

Done after this shift
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Want a thick F1n gf
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Wonder if Gary Glitter got to see his son before being recalled back to prison.
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Nice one blocking it.
It kushty x
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Finishing off me weer than I'm garn to beddingtons.
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>>72629186
get some sleep before you make yourself ill
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I keep thinking of ending it.
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wagies fear a life of wizza squares for brekkie
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Think I have scabies on my foot. Really don't need this.
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Imagine waking up to this on a chilly Sunday morning
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>>72629217
I'd be the shit out of him
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8S5r-LprSU
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>>72628736
It's mothers day you sad group of disgusting reprobates. Give thanks to the only woman in your lives capable of tolerating you. let alone loving you. You disgusting, sad excuses for men should be on your knees begging for her forgiveness. Had she known what failures you'd turn out to be she would have swallowed you instead and saved herself the burden.

Get up, go and make a card, buy some flowers and actually put some effort in you wastes of space. It's too late for breakfast in bed. As usual you've wasted the easy option.
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>>72629217
Do I have to bum him?
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>>72629217
Piss poor shoop work as usual. you can't blend for shit and you never put any work into shaping the hips bones or jaw. Then again trannies never really had an eye for detail now did they.
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Nice one leaving me out to dry and be attaked by one anyone. I support the real Europeans.

Up the Golden Dawn x
Kosovo is Serbia x
Europa belongs to Europeans x
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>>72629260
Mothers Day today. Hope you are not visiting today in such a mess
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>>72629224
You can't fight stop acting hard on the internet it's cringe.
>>72629235
She'll let you do what you want
>>72629238
Take your meds lad
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>>72629272

Already gave my mother her present. Card will be written out soon.
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>>72629260
God I feel sorry for your mum for having such a disappointing son
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>>72629229
These stinking losers will still be expecting mummy to make them Sunday din dins and then return to their stinking box rooms to the usual drivel posting on 4Chan.
Total waster cunts like Ruthmong and Helpermong will sleep all day and won't even see their mothers today.
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Wtf this is outflanking me, Greekbros rising to this kino while we have nothing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8S5r-LprSU
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>>72629303
do you really believe you're a part of a master race?
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Would rather have a working immigrant than a native work shy dosser that always has his hand out.
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>>72629319

I'm the fucking emperor. The king of the kings. What the fuck do you think???
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>>72629278
>You can't fight stop acting hard on the internet it's cringe.
Says the literal pole smoking faggot porn addict
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>>72629324
how's your sunday morning rasheed?
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Anytime I'm having a bad day, I remember Helperlad spends his nights drinking himself to death and shouting at his imaginary friends.
Maybe my life isn't so bad after all
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just how comfy are you?
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Helpermong the nationalist that has contributed nothing to the country and has only ever sponged from it. LMFAO you sad cunt.
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It may not be scabies as that is spread from person to person. I don't go out. However I did have the mould mites a few weeks ago. They've strangely disappeared. I hope they haven't made a new home in my skin. Will have to pour some bleach on the itchy raised red bumps and see if thay helps.
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HHL is unstoppable. Might as well embrace welper's world x
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>>72629330
I think you're a sad, scared little runt who stuffs his fat piggy face all day with slop made by mummy, who gets bullied by his fellow spastics all the time, who copes by posting cartoon green frogs and desperately repeating how comfy you are in an effort to convince yourself that your life isn't the empty directionless void it actually is.
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>>72629344
I'd take 5 hard working Afgans or whatever over one dosser like you
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>>72629382
Says the dosser that posts here 12 hours a day 7 days the week for free
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>>72629260
Agreed lad, though most nationalist groups are utter biotrash and don't represent the elect.

First and foremost the priorities for any Aryan should be:
>end immigration and repatriate all current immigrants)
>mass global depopulation
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpvO1oCHBBY&list=PL3hCcOqR1tK1SaLZ2Ax_7g4HgIlYZyo2o&index=1
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>>72629390
I've got a job son.
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HEIL GOLDEN DAWN
HEIL THE EMPEROR
LONG LIVE EUROPA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8S5r-LprSU
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>>72629398
Your high vis doesn't mean you have a job, scrounger
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>>72629362
My grandparents' generation were poor. My parents' generation were more poor. My generation is slightly less poor
Wish we had an American post war economic prosperity
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>>72629409
Epic bait there lad. Is mummy making din dins for you today or have you given her the day off with it being mothers day?
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So much anger ITT you lads need a QT in their lives x
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Finishing off me wooze now. Don't worry comrades. Our time will come!
Cheers x
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Ruth's tuppence and Ruth's bumhole
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>>72628843
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaexFYJZWiA&embeds_euri=https%3A%2F%2F4chan.org%2F&feature=emb_rel_end
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>>72629417
And you'll be here to read his posts about his din dins all day de lad x
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Helpermong is going to waddle to mummys with his card and he'll pass out in his childhood bedroom and mummy will cook for him when he wakes up. What a son...
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Anyone use the side buttons on a mouse? What do you use them for, i only use L and R clicks my new mouse I bought has 6 buttons
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>>72629465
i believe they are for "epic" gaming
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Bouncing like fuck to this kino son

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8S5r-LprSU

Holy shit. Garn neck me wooze and enjoy the show x
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>thread full of cock sucking faggots and alchies trying to one up each other
lol
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>>72629465
I use the page forward and page backwards buttons on my mouse all the time. Is very useful
I don't see the point in the mice with 9 digit extra function buttons, are those for MMOs?
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I'm the Emperor. People expect a lot of me. Will get an email sorted out soon so people can email their prayers directly. Until then just reply to me!
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Little peanut butter and jam on a protein bagel for me my leeeeeds
My roon was quite good not warm but no rain so I happy with that yes x
Must now shower and shave
Hope my sound lads are smiling and happy this Sunday <3
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>>72629493
Were he buttons already programmed ?
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>>72628760
This job is too good for NEETs. We can use them to experiment on.
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When I get the email sorted out I don't want any prank emails. Proper prayers only. I will answer them as your new God. Your Emperor. But I don't want anyone fucking around. Either be serious or fuck off. I will not waste my energy on non believers.
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>>72629508
Even mark is getting ready to go to work today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgEMEEfJw8U
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBi676v4Gs4&pp=ygUNZ2VwZXR0byBiZWxseQ%3D%3D
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>>72629538
Sean lad go to bed and book in an appointment with your gp or tard care worker either one and deal with your addiction issues. You are on a one way road to sucking cock for a bag you tedious cunt.
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>>72629508
you should create a patreon lad
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>>72629533
Not him but, I think so, my mouse does it.
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Shaaaaaaall be buying this dress for myself next payday x
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>>72629533
Yes. Every mouse I bought with those two buttons had them already programmed
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>>72629558
Won't look as good on you, fatty batty boy
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Sean's worst crime is that he's so fucking boring.
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>>72629398
Enjoy cleaning toilets Abdul
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I was happier when I was a NEET
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Fuck sake lads, I went 3 days sober then fucked it last night, drank two bottles of wine and started complaining to my dad about my loneliness and social rejection. Fuck my life
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>>72629546
It's actually terrifying how much he and Putin has in common.

Both are manlet megalomaniacs with a severe victim complex who despise minorities and the global world order, use nostalgia as a political weapon, are very pro-military, pro-populist and irredentist.
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>>72629593
Go bait on /pol/ sad act
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZznewx4Sa4&list=PLJdP6kZNQvK1LDNHs141AGbWUPQB5PSjp&index=11
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>>72629558
>Shaaaaaaall be buying this dress for myself next payday x
Very cute babe x
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>>72629614
her jumper is cute! Have a good day lad x
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Brother and sister coming around with their kids later to see mum don't know if I should go out or just avoid them by pretending to be asleep.
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>>72629593

Nah me and Putin are quite different but I respect your assessment.
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>>72629617
Do you think you could pull this look off? x
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>>72629595
If you don't support Putin, you are unbased and support reddit
It really is that simple...
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>>72629633
Heels on ground, comred found

Heels in sky, am*rican spy
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>Porn addict
>Dosser
>Alcoholic
Real master race material
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>>72629558
hello darls'
maybe a bit later after i've stopped crunching my chicken bones
do you sleep on your tummy ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6shlSKl1gY&list=PLJdP6kZNQvK1LDNHs141AGbWUPQB5PSjp&index=1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SSUQxGjZZ4&pp=ygUIZ29kc21hY2s%3D
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>>72629666

True but why do I have a horrible feeling someone like HHL will end in charge of our society one day?
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>>72629633
I don't care gay fagggotttttttt
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I'm garn beddingtons me.

You have nothing to worry about. I'm all about the womfy life. I have no life to take over. Cba with it me. I'm just letting yous all get on with it and society in general. When you it all falls aparrt, don't blame me, blame yourself for not taking notice of the warning signs. As for me? I'll be on the sidelines watching everything Good luck!
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>>72629558
do you like vortex's sugar ?
your dress is full of them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMbLVnzXZfo&list=PL3hCcOqR1tK1SaLZ2Ax_7g4HgIlYZyo2o&index=15
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>>72629728
Stay based, helperlad
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>>72629631
Even that bloke can't pull it off and his face is filtered to fuck
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUHjPDHqA-M&pp=ygUadGV4YXMgaSBkb24ndCB3YW50IGEgbG92ZXI%3D
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>>72629728
Very based mindset HHLod
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>>72629728
You cope with society failing because you have no actual life.
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>>72629782
says the babby man posting on britfeel
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72629789
Not even worth a reply this mate
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Bacon bacon mutty time
What an experience!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yf1BnXOXtqQ
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Having some coco pops for brekkie me
I see Helper was up all night posting cringe again
Grim mong
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>>72629821
>coco pops
you 5 lad?
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Wish shitting wasn't such an ordeal. I can wipe until I bleed but there's always shit on the paper. The only way to get proper clean is to shower my arse. It means I can't shit at work or when I go out, otherwise I'll have a dirty bum.
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And no, I'm int fat.
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>>72629782
Sad acts like HHL want the world to end because they think everyone is suffering like them.
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im better than every poster here, cause i work in a warehouse in my high vis
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>>72629166
Pudgy bloke in a bra
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>HHL talks about 'garn beddington at 4am
>Wake up at 8am and he's still up
>Nod back off and wake up at 11am
>He's STILL up
Christ
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My iq is 3000
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>>72629859

HHL or someone like him will gain power in Britain if we don't stop him. Hope you're ready for the next battle for Britain.
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Honestly lads, I'd give it all up to wife Natalie. Literally more beautiful than a solid 85% of biofoids. Just me and her in a cosy little house somewhere with snow nearly year-round where we can relax in front of a fire and sip cocoa and then make love on a bearskin rug in front of the dying embers.
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>>72629911
How would you handle them leaving you because they are desensitized to your attention?
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>>72629921
Yeah obviously this is a fantasy, lad, and in my fantasy everything works out for us by definition. She was married before and it lasted less than a year - clearly shemale pornstars aren't the most well-adjusted and stable, but I still long for her.
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>>72629911
His dick is too ugly. An aesthetically pleasing penis is essential.
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>>72629804
I need to try some of that Curtis bacon to see if it really is as amazing as SSM makes out
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>>72629909

I think it's already too late. Nobody cares about common sense anymore. Populist politics rules the day. Just look at Trump and ow he's still a contender in 2024. Nobody cares about integrity anymore.
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>>72629940
Yeah but that can be solved by a nice chastity cage. For shemales I either prefer huge and very aesthetic cocks like Carolina Ramirez or tiny and limp like Natalie Stone. Natalie Mars hangs in the middle in terms of size, can still get hard and is only like a 3/10 in terms of appearance. Cage is the only decent option.
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>>72629969
>populist politics rules the day
Uhm, does it? In the sense that populist just means 'directly democratic' that simply isn't true. Trump was the exception to the rule which is why the elites hated him so much - he genuinely upset the apple cart.

I don't think any serious person would claim that UK politics is dominated by populism.
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lads can we please stop talking about dicks for 5 fucking minutes?

Never fucking stops with you faggots
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Garn beddingtons me. Enjoyed what the spacker wackers left. Had a good drink lmao x
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>>72629937
keep your fantasies to yourself incel
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>>72630010
Lad, it's nearly 1pm, the fuck is going on in your life where this is your bed time?
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Sunday uploaf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgEMEEfJw8U
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>>72630010
How long have you been up for? You must have done your liver in. Tonight was really bad even for you
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>>72630024

Fuck knows de lid. Been al over the gaff tonight x
Getting things sorted after tonight x
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>>72630024
When i went to bed last night after 1am he was on the wiss and having a wizza

Sounded pretty womfy tbqh lad
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>Getting things sorted after tonight
No you wont you eternal dosser
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>>72629969
Integrity isn't really relevant compared to policy. I'd rather a highly corrupt politician taking bribes from business groups and foreign governments, as long as they stol immigration
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need to start putting my tea in an insulated mug or something. the amount of times i make a cup of tea and i forget about it until it's gone cold is too high.
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>>72630032

Only had what I had, been taking me time that's why I'm still going. You know me, I'm the expert at the sesh. Welcome to Jurassic Park?

More like Welcome to Helper's World?
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>>72630047
Secure a baggingtonshire de lad
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degenerate anal sex desu desu. I enjoyed being messed about
thats life
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Imagine waking up as me today
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>>72630053
anal sex is god-tier
anyone else saying it isn't has clearly never fucked the arse of a horny, slightly drunk slut with a tramp stamp throwing back and moaning for your to fill her butthole up with cum
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>>72630061
Pretty hot desu
I was the slut throwing back thoughever
I love it I will do it again tonight
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How the fuck am I still awake lmao.

What the fuck is garn on like. Finishing off this drink then I'm crashing out
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New AB has dropped lids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enz0ZpHtY54
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>>72630061
It really isn't. Vagina > Anus every time
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>>72630079
Been looking forward to this one
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This might sound like a LARP, but last week I got sucked off by a privately educated, Oxford graduate brain surgeon.
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Whenever I go out I see so many chavs with hot gfs? how do they do it?
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>>72630092
Got sucked off by an unemployed woman yesterday (my wife).
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>>72630099
Based, women shouldn't work
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>>72629973
Natural hormone titties are the best titties imo
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>>72630110
>natural
>forced hormone change through drugs
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This might sound like a larp but I want to kill myself
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>>72630095
They have friends and social lives
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>>72630095
They aren't particularly 'hot' as such, they're just in the prime of youth and good at aping the instagram-thot aesthetic. It's kinda hot in a way but remove the makeup, undo any surgery/implants, wash her hair and undye it and put her in regular clothes rather than romwe/boohoo body shaping sportswear and they go from a mid-7/10 to a low 4/10.
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I'm so pathetic, I fancy a girl who works at my local sports direct and I've barely said a word to her.
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>>72630055
you know
i
have been
138kgs in this life
but i made a conscious decision to lose most of it
got down to 70 but felt too weak
about 95ish now
feeling quite strong
im 54
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpdGVtr8d2Y&pp=ygUTZmVzcyBzb25nIHJhZGlhdG9ycw%3D%3D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mdu5JqxIppI&pp=ygUta21mZG0gbG9va2luZyBmb3Igc3RyYW5nZSBzdXByZW1lIHN0cmFuZ2UgbWl4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rx1KX9LGZro&pp=ygUkbG9zZSB5b3Vyc2VsZiB0byBkYW5jZSBkYWZ0IHB1bmsgZmFu
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>>72630055
Get on a workout and diet routine lad embarrassing
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Ugh what a strange day and night
Unsure how to proceed ngl
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>>72630142
Yup imagine being me walking round the corner shop bumping everything and everyone wasnt embarrassing at all
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just been diagnosed with autism lads
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>>72630155
Kill yourself you butterball freak
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>>72630193
Wow that is way too harsh and I aint a butter ball
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Cook your mum a mothers day dinner
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>>72630229
Sad how you are here every single Sunday without fail
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Going to suck some old mans big willy tonight
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5KmB8Laemg&pp=ygUcY2FrZSBnaXJsIHdpdGggYSBsb25nIGphY2tldA%3D%3D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwILkY9gRrc&pp=ygURZGFmdCBwdW5rIGRhIGZ1bms%3D
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>>72630242
Haven't posted it for weeks you sobbing child.
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>>72630229
>Cook your mum a mothers day dinner
why?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qORYO0atB6g&embeds_euri=https%3A%2F%2F4chan.org%2F&feature=emb_rel_end
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_HoMkkRHv8&embeds_euri=https%3A%2F%2F4chan.org%2F&feature=emb_rel_end
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1fzJ_AYajA
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Mum dad and sister gone out for dinner and I didn't get invited
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>>72630229
I gave her some flowers and a vase today. I'm am back where I reside now.
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>>72630150
recommend me something to read
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>>72630383
The Populist Delusion
Available at all good bookstores
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>>72630383
https://www.goodreads.com/list/show/5891.Best_Medieval_Romance_Novels
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nntd2fgMUYw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsdy_rct6uo&embeds_euri=https%3A%2F%2F4chan.org%2F&feature=emb_rel_end
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL7-CKirWZE&embeds_euri=https%3A%2F%2F4chan.org%2F&feature=emb_rel_end
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qNwamr09M84
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>>72630368
that looks yum :)
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no one is listening to these songs you're posting
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSZBIs0gs0E&embeds_euri=https%3A%2F%2F4chan.org%2F&feature=emb_rel_end
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>>72630433
I know, I'm hungry after watching this.
https://youtu.be/WLe4maLkX5c?t=1613
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>>72630442
I am desu
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>>72629465
Forward/back in the browser, or copy/paste/cut depending how many there are. Plus some shit in Vidya. Less useful after about five buttons total.
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I want this type of sticky Sunday
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>>72629668
Oh wow! it's one of them old fashioned women, strangle looking cock she's got.
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>>72630563
Ugh
Do not remind me anon
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Impersonatormong
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I hope she's having a nice Sunday
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How many people are here right now spamming tranny cocks. Or is it one cunt
Britfeel has gone to shit either way
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>>72630586
very interesting, tell me more about this young man
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>>72630624
I am here, and not posting gay things.
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>>72630639
What are you up to today lad
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kek welper on a mad one last night. hes gonna regret this
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Want to suck Natalie's wonky cock desu desu
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>>72630647
Having a listen to some brass band music, about to have a smoke, then play some minecraft.
What are you doing?
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is there a more perfect woman?
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>>72630654
This was a bad wreakdown even for him. He didn't go to bed until 1pm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC3y9llDXuM&embeds_euri=https%3A%2F%2F4chan.org%2F&feature=emb_rel_end
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jne9t8sHpUc&embeds_euri=https%3A%2F%2F4chan.org%2F&feature=emb_rel_end
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He is the UK Emperor if that's ok with you de lid?
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Banger this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8s6duvbnC0A
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>>72630674
Sounds like a nice lazy sunday. I'm about to finish painting my living room and watching a film with the gf later
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>>72630675
I want right in my mouth and left in my shithole
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I'm about to finish wanking in my living room and watching a film with the apu later
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>>72630669
Her lactating videos on EA are incredible
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>>72630624
i believe its moslty footmong tho could be wrong
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>>72630586
>I hope she's having a nice Sunday
Good afternoon Camii fren. My heart breaks every time I see her, she is perfect.
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>>72630759
has it done porn yet?
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Mothers day eh? Really gets the noggin joggin
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ckin ell got up again me just now
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>>72630774
No she hasn't and I'm happy enough with her tiktok style.
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>>72630806
this is what americans think british people sound like
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>>72630724
What film, anything good?
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>>72630819
Stop posting trans faggots. That shit is sus.
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>>72630624
britfeel has been in denial for years lad a female starts posting and britfeel goes into tranny overdrive
>you're a tranny, you're a tranny
britfeel wants women to be trannys
Images of women get posted
>that's a tranny
britfeel wants women to be trannys
britfeel wants trannys
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reminder we're partnered with /trannygen/ in /lgbt/ with cola as our ambassador
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Ebin leaving was the final straw for /britfeel/'s decline
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>>72630464
interesting indeed :)
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Just finished my second beer of the day and my last in the fridge. A very nice, smooth, easy drinking craft IPA. Tempted to go down to Tesco and buy some more beers.
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>>72630586
nice bette davis eyes
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>>72630759
Afternoon camiibro x
>My heart breaks every time I see her
Same desu. She is one of a kind
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DWP still have him working for free. Free my lad SSM. Let him get back to living in womfort!
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Is the beer in Aldi any good?
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>>72630966
Her make up is incredible.
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>>72630759
mutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vv3um0BlygY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roPQ_M3yJTA
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>>72630925
Projection much kek. You want to suck tiny tranny cock dont you.
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>>72630985
>Is the beer in Aldi any good?
yes
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Do you ever want children?
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>>72630981
>DWP
What happened with the investigation? He hasn't mentioned anything about it
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>>72631019
>Do you ever want children?
Fuck off with your kiddy lust nonce
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Just made a cheese toastie in the air fryer, it was pretty good, not sure if better or worse than in the panini press so maybe will have to do a side by side comparison. I had red Leicester and double Gloucester in there because I am a cultured and well travelled man.

Just kidding they both came from coop. Drinking a tyskie and trying to get over the sluggish hangover from last night. Might hop in the bath and have a wank soon
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Bacon bacon mutty time
Curtis bacon all the way
Big up Curtis
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>>72631019
no i'ed fuck it up even if i had the money for them which i dont
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>>72631019
I've got 2. George and Mary, 3 an 5.
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>>72631023
Why do you associate children with sex?
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anyone started this years gardening work yet?
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Jamal takes care of my kids
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https://voca.ro/16pVSkw0ZDdY
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>>72630981
lol nah. I'll keep grassing the fishy fat fuck up. The fat idle twat can pick litter for the rest of his life.
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Alright lads how goes? Back home after a weekend of shagging. Got a big cut on my dick. Owch
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>>72631019
nah, i'd be a shit father
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>>72631041
no one can't afford children in the UK
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how do you lot keep getting cuts on your dick :|
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>>72631121
Shagging too much lad
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>>72631063
I can believe this, cuckoldry is widespread in the black community
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>>72631121
Wanking too much lad
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>>72631120
>no one can't afford children in the UK
or a house, yet they keep the interest rates high, almost like they dont want to to be able to afford to live
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>>72631059
Probably gonna plant some runner beans this week ready to go in. If the weather's good next weekend it'll be the first mow of the year.

I've got some sort of burrowing animal living in my vegetable patch, not really sure what to do about it. I know we get slow worms in the area but the holes it's been digging look a bit bigger, so maybe a mouse or vole or something. Not keen to dig that up and risk impaling whoever's living in there so not really sure what I'm going to do about that yet, but the veges must go in.
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Explain how a person 'can't afford children'

They are very cheap to raise, and you get additional bennies when you have one
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Some people have children, not even because they want them, but because they can't afford not to. Having 5-6 sprogs out of wedlock is the only way to get a 5 bedroom house on the social
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>want to let light in room
>it reflects off tv
ffs!
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https://voca.ro/1c5KF49Pam9Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eW2qlKa6oHw&embeds_euri=https%3A%2F%2F4chan.org%2F&feature=emb_rel_end
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>>72631157
Alri boxroom dweller. Never factored in both members of the couple working vs daycare costs have ya? Never even considered the cost of living with a partner rather than for free at mummy's?
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Thinking back to when my mate bought imitation weed to try get high. zero THC or CBD content. It looked like weed but it was stressed online it has no psychoactive properties. He got mad when he didnt get high
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Just blew some nasty-looking bug off me desk

Looked like some sort of smallish grey spider, was moving along very slowly though
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKOtzIo-uYw&embeds_euri=https%3A%2F%2F4chan.org%2F&feature=emb_rel_end
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need to spaff inna troon
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>talking about health with mum
>she asks me if I'm having sex
>for some reason I answer with a straightforward no
For fuck sake, even my own mother knows I'm a virgin loser now. Kill me.
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>>72631205
>daycare
what a gimmick, the woman shouldn't work during this time, regardless, childcare is going to be free in 2024 anyway
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>>72631165
lads here used to do the same, get enough apus and you get a council house. they've cracked down on it now though
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I reckon my immediate family have collectively scrounged over a million quid from the state
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>>72631269
n1l8d
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I unironically couldn't afford to give up my bennies and work. I don't mind grafting, it just doesn't make economic sense now
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>>72631157
CAN'T 'AV KIDS DON'T AFFORD EM
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>>72631265
My apu needs a double bedroom for his train set. Did a 7 stretch in belmarsh when someone tried moving it. He's only 8 as well
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>>72631097
SSM is a dole scrounging dosser but at least he isn't a filthy fucking grass eh lad?
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Name a more noble act than scrounging off the state
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The first commandment of Welpers World

Thou Shalt Scrounge
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Last night we introduced a new side character, Josh, former friend of HHL, we hope you enjoy seeing him mentioned more over the coming months!
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>>72631289
Say what you want shit lips I'll dob the cunt in every video he makes.
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>>72631289
>dosser
SSM works three days a week now. He doesn't have time to doss
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>>72631317
What happened to the Shush character then? I thought you said they'd be coming back in season 23?
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>>72631317
Bit confusing when we have Josh from brit/pol.
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DWP Standard tier Apu benefits payment breakdown
1.00 - monthly food stipend (bag of rice)
2.50 - toothpaste and 1 nappy for the month
400.00 - hair system installation and maintenance
12,000 - train set funds

adds up fast modular train sets and hair systems.
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Just got a personalised number plate

NE14 ABJ, what do the lads reckon on that?
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>>72630675
disgusting little bender you are.
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>>72631340
>Vehicle details could not be found
LARP
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>>72631338
that's really sad mate. get some help.
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>>72631343
Suck my feminine cock
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>>72631352
Youre mad because my apu gets way more than you. he needs it more than you do get a grip
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>>72631353
Bender boy. bent rent boy.
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>>72631338
Wish I could get hair system funding for my apu
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https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLeDakahyfrO-4kuBioL5ZAoy4j6aCnzWy
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The Department of Work and Pensions for Apus turned down my application for bennies. Not sure how I'm going to pay for the little lids hair system and guitar lessons now
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>>72631343
made you look haha
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NE14 ABJ = Anyone for a blowjob
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>>72628736
>creme eggs

Any of you lads seen the state of these recently?

Everyone keeps peeling the wrappers off all the eggs looking for the prize one, really puts you off buying one tbqh
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>>72631245
>the woman shouldn't work during this time
And I take it you have a salary of 50k+ to support your wife and child while she doesn't work?
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>>72631413
some right spastics in here lad if they couldn't figure it out
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ckin ell garn head out in around 30 me
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My apu spent his 12 grand monthly train set payment on APU 1 numberplate. he cant drive and doesnt plan to. He also got arrested for GBH when he realised he doesnt have 12 grand to spend on train sets. hes a nutter
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>>72631415
I'd put good money on it the paki who owns the shop has unwrapped every single one of those eggs himself to find the winner
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Poor Ebin
>>>/pol/420252965
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What the moneylenders fear the most are NEETs who pop out lots of white children.

Not only do they not prop the whole (((system))) up thru taxes, they also actively undermine it by countering non-white immigration/white genocide and by receiving money from child support systems.

Think about all this LOGICALLY for a second
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>>72631418
I do now, but even someone earning 25k could do it
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>>72631458
This is probably the most based post of 2023 desu
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>>72631415
I once saw SSM eat 3 in a row whilst drunk
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>>72631458
>NEETs who pop out lots of white children.
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>>72631458
ah yes the neets who cant attend a bennies interview every 2 weeks are going to somehow look after children
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>>72631365
>Bender boy
Yep, problem?
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night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-NvQ6VJYtE
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>>72631516
I wish this sissy would get on OF already
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>hungover
>local maccies is shit for reburb
FUCKS sake man
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>>72631524
bacon wuttie de lad
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>>72631524
Burger King is better anyway
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>>72631524
>hangover

Just become an alcoholic. get wrunk again. Garn de lid its sunday youve earned it. Few wokkles never hurt nobody
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>goyslop
Why don't you lads learn to cook instead?
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>>72631534
Simply cannot be arsed to cook anything
I might have to get 5guys delivered
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My dream is to have 8 children but I don't think it's possible
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My dream is to have 8 apus but I don't think it's possible
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>>72631551
Takes ages and cooking is not fun
I'm not coming home after wageslaving to wastd my extremely limited free time chopping up vegetables
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>>72631551
I'm a good cook but sometimes I just cannot be arsed with it.
Made a moussaka yesterday which takes ages.
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>>72631551
Cooking healthy is expensive. I havent done shopping myself in years (mummy does it) and I also cope by thinking healthy food is expensive so I can continue my goyslop addiction, but, judging from my latest estimates it's just not financially feasible to eat healthy these days.

If I want to make a salad I have to buy
Salad dressing - 4.99
disgusting salad - 4.99
Fucking 9.98 to get celery sticks. EW. NO!

Mcdonalds
Big mac meal 6.00
happy meal for my apu 3.00
9.00

thats a quid saving and I dont have to eat stinky celery sticks. Im actually saving money AND feeding my addiction if I eat at wcdonalds. Dont at me I've done the maths and have the receipts. Figuratively of course.
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>>72631572
Corr hes a proper grafter now. Needs to buy himself a slab of carlsberg special brew to wind down tonight. Hes earned it
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>>72631551
I'm too much of a brainlet desu lad. Wish I could hire a personal chef to prepare me meals
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>>72631097
>lol nah. I'll keep grassing the fishy fat fuck up. The fat idle twat can pick litter for the rest of his life.
Same, as soon as he does a video of him dancing because he's not disabled.
As soon as he does a video of him in a pub because no one can smell him.
The videos of him spending on gadgets, he's not buying essentials.
The videos when he says he doesn't want to work.

He's been made to work now, voluntary work at first to ease him into the work force.
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>>72631557
Generally only religious women want that many, if you're a regular church goer its possible. Otherwise you'd have to spread it over 2-3 baby mommas with 2-3 each
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>>72631574
Lad you're just making excuses. I have a few of these a week for only 2 quid

https://groceries.asda.com/product/salad-bowls/asda-good-balanced-ham-free-range-egg-salad/1000085878524
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>>72631602
>https://groceries.asda.com/product/salad-bowls/asda-good-balanced-ham-free-range-egg-salad/1000085878524

>151 calories

My apu needs 6 of them just to touch the sides. 12 fucking quid for a meal.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02Kgf9dCgME
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>>72631097
>>72631593

You two jobsworths could make it to head bennies wangler with that attitude
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Food review time

I've got 12 asda crisp and mild ham free range egg salad yummy yummy guys, i've got 14 hard boiled eggs, 7 tangerines and a 2L doctor pepper to wash it down
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>>72631606
Your apu sounds like a big of a fat bloater desu
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>>72631289
lovely pepe mate, mind if I download it?

>>72630985
it's beer mate, lager is lager.

>>72630963
Haven't checked on him for a bit, watched a livestream with two of his friends and him, nothing exciting. Is Ziggy still alive?
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The other day King Ian drank 2 lucozade oranges and six greggs pasties for dinner. that has to be over a full days calories. a tenner for dinner
https://youtu.be/LdVSACwM48Q
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Shows you the type of person HHL is, he stayed up all night drinking and went to bed in the middle of the afternoon on mothers day.
Couldn't be arsed to go and see his mum who cooks his meals for him. He's all take and no give, an entitled sponger and helpers world just means he'll take from anyone and fuck us all.
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>>72631557
I've got one and I can't really be arsed with making another
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Po8FKFHYioI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aa6OxQfHs7Q&embeds_euri=https%3A%2F%2F4chan.org%2F&feature=emb_rel_end
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Sound security guard. Makes a change desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ-a7iR29OM
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Beef olives
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>>72631864
Really like posts like this on my computer screen.
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Just made a sandwich with leftover mashed potato and some brown sauce, and I am enjoying eating it more than I was expecting.
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Garn b heading out in around 20 me
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>>72631567
Try pastitsio lad. Takes ages too but it's a much nicer Greek dish
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWn-gl7HfJI
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Kay puts the Shef in Sheffield
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might go corner shop innabit. elf bar, biscuits, weer, cheese. Garn be a proper fat cunt
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Lads can someone explain to me whether or not Apu is just a younger Pepe, or Pepe being a grownup Apu, however you wanna thing about it?

Am I getting that right or are they just completely different characters?
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>>72632069
apu is completely different to pepe
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>>72631802
discover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWn-gl7HfJI
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>>72632051
Get a Lost Mary vape instead. Much better. I've ditched Elf Bars because their QC has been abysmal recently. I contacted their support and said they'd send replacement but nothing since January.
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dreams vs the sandman is it ?
i sleep a LOT
but have no dreams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbPsIWto5PY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-T4THwne8IE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZuM4zFg-60&pp=ygUNZW50ZXIgc2FuZG1hbg%3D%3D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDOMZoDsaW8&embeds_euri=https%3A%2F%2F4chan.org%2F&feature=emb_rel_end
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Gave into my inner consoomer and bought some boots lads. I don't care if there's better less mainstream brands, I've waited 6 months to buy these.
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>>72632051
>>72632176

Just buy tobacco you man children
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-y1rfguVps&embeds_euri=https%3A%2F%2F4chan.org%2F&feature=emb_rel_end
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goWa6EzkCh4
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>Think I'm daft? Always a few steps behind you

What did he mean by this? Anyway I would like to predict that HHL will accidentally kill one of his cats in a drunken stupour
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVdPh2cBTN0&embeds_euri=https%3A%2F%2F4chan.org%2F&feature=emb_rel_end
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88 quid on fulham, stand to win 500 quid
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q838l7Krx54&embeds_euri=https%3A%2F%2F4chan.org%2F&feature=emb_rel_end
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went downstairs and got a choccy milk and now im drinking it. also dunna fartingtonshire and now I need a shit. probably garn go to the shitterington and shit out a poo then come back to the computer. garn go now actually.
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>>72632412
nice one lad
88 is a great number, got an 88 tattoo a few years back
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decided im garn wait a few min before I go have this ripper of a shitter. let it ferment for a few so it comes out proppah stinkeringtons
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>>72632291
>What did he mean by this
Drunken ramblings from the resident /britfeel/ alcoholic. I filtered him years ago, you should do the same.
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>>72632423
hope that was the year you was born mate
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>>72632444
born in 95 lad
why do you ask?
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another week of grafting (talking to people for 8 hours a day) it's a hard job and a hard life, but someone has to do it
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wtf fulham lmao
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>>72628736
tea of that
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Wondering if I should make things with senorita official
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Cook basmati rice
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>>72631635
coooor what a bloody whopper!

>>72631549
absoluteley, few tinnies never did no 'arm.
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>>72631596
>Generally only religious women want that many
I'm not religious but I do have faith. I want 8 children as they're the future. Nothing would bring me more joy
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>>72631802
come on are dj, find some proper tyrants
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>>72632617
What are your reservations?
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>>72632069
some frenologists claims they both can be traced back to the same creature
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fucking fulham
might go on a helper lad meltdown
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I bet your mum doesn't wash her rice
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Reckon she took her mum out for a nice afternoon meal today and gave her some nice gifts.
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>>72632733
Just woke up RP lad?
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Another day, another martini
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>>72632776
Yes, sleep pattern is rekt now due to depression.
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>>72632811
I'm glad that you're depressed
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>>72632672
A bit scared of commitment even though we are exclusive already. The other night I went to a Spanish party and met her friends and her brother. They loved me, naturally
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>>72632797
Shaken or stirred?
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>>72632830
Are you the guy that did the chubby LARP then ran off crying when someone realised you used a picture off google images?
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>picture 147
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>>72632811
That's a very unflattering angle of are Ruth
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>trannies
>ssm
>ruth stalker serial killer
>unemployment
>tripfags
bring back poo posting
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Why do autistic people obsess over people and save folders of images. They are complete consumerists. Imagine if you get an autistic person into a franchise like pokemon they must be worth at least 10,000$
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>>72632827
And that's supposed to make me feel worse?
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>Trading in cryptocurrencies has become popular, with people often promised large rewards over short periods.

>But law enforcement agencies warn of a growing number of scams and recommend investors conduct "due diligence".

Howling at the BBC asking shitcoin investors to do due diligence. If youre going to give away your life savings to a scam that person is mentally incapable of doing such a task.
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>>72632836
Premade and from a bottle. It's an espresso martini
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>>72632847
Folder is a bit of a mess desu.
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>>72632876
It's said in hope that you realise what an annoying, whining, spamming attention whore cunt you are.
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>>72628783
better than dealing with human beings
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>>72632867
4chan janitorial team did not like Frosty's poo posting one bit
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7gLspPcWBU
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>>72632870
To be honest I got into magic the gathering recently and I've easily spent over 500 bingbongs
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Don't tell me to take a rest day.
Tell me I'm your muscle mummy and give me a massage.
Now.
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>>72632840
Nah, I must have missed that heh
What was that about?
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>>72632860
She's only human. Always beautiful to me.
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He's clocked in for his night shift of cri posting we've seen for months. ASMR trollop images and cringe auditors.
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>>72632867
Not a stalker or killer you mong.
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>>72632954
I know its you lad. Im watching you.
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>>72632870
>why do people have hobbies I don't like
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When in school, I was identified as being gifted and talented in cookery, history, design/technology and biology.
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>e-stalking teenagers is his hobby
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>>72633045
what a waste of potential mate
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Have you ever samefagged in /britfeel/? Be honest
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>>72633103
All the time desu. Usually to strengthen an argument or get one of my many gimmicks going
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>just put your phone down a little bit
>have you got any identification on you

https://youtu.be/enz0ZpHtY54

as if he's gonna fall for that trick. you can film anyone in public without their permission.
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13 days no PTTP
Hope the pigs haven't arrested him
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>>72633060
I don't think it's stalking. I'm just a fan and take interest in her much better life.
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>>72633126
He has said about mental health issues a few times. I hope they didn't use the Mental Health Act 1983 to section him. Just mentioning suicide to a pig is grounds for them to pull that... especially if they don't like what you're doing.
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When I start auditing I will not be talking about the mental health to those pigs. So it would be unlawful if they tried to section me. Get me a nice payout if they do.
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>>72633062
I turned out ok. I make 30k a year on flexi time and my own yoghurt/bread/butter
I could strive to get a better paying job but I'm pretty comfortable at the moment without the stress
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>>72633103
Sometimes with reasons similar to >>72633110
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You would give your ID out I'm sure if police said they may arrest you otherwise (can only do that if there's reasonable suspicion you committed a crime).
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i need a hobby
suggest me some hobbies

all i do is goes on walks.
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>>72633218
Get yourself a good phone and start intentionally recording people on your walks. Would be an interesting social experiment.
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>>72633252
Not everyone's a little belligerent sad cunt like you, ruthmong
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I'm close to starting my own audit channel. Would like to film every town in the UK and see which ones have the worst pigs, jobsworths, npcs etc.
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>>72630082
Faggot cant appreciate the beauty of the female form
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My guess is Leeds and Manchester will probably have a lot of degenerate druggies. I think the most paranoid will be around London.
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>>72630119
Dont care mate, unemployed alchie druggy chavs got gf and I went to school and worked and was still a virgin. Fuck this life Im NEETing it up
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>>72633265
What are you on about? If you're going on walks, may as well record people for fun. Film some cute girls and see if they get upset.
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anyone here do weekly clubs of any kind?

what do you do, do you enjoy it?

i've got a local board game club i spend my monday nights at, its lovely but I'm looking for something similar that is fitness orientated but not ultra competitive like football
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>>72633312
>Film some cute girls and see if they get upset
That's only fun if you're a sad, belligerent little cunt. That's what I'm on about, can't you read?
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>>72633335
But they clearly don't want you, doesn't that make you upset?
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>>72631137
Is this fact or fiction? Do the blacks have the BWC version or summet?
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>>72631157
Cuz i need money for booze and ciggies lad, kids can fuck off
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>>72633300
That's the spirit. There's no point contributing to a society that doesn't give back.
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>>72633353
What happens when you get old and have no children to take care of you? You'll be in a care home being looked after by African women.
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>>72633315
id like to get into table tennis or badminton
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>>72633342
Why are you trying to push your little fantasies onto other people now? Because you're too much of a pussy to leave your house, right?
>>72633361
>no pussy no work
You're incapable of getting either, pretending that you're "opting out" is just a very transparent cope
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All those chavvy lads got all the fit birds in their youth. What did you have? Video games.
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>>72631458
Based, they want the white man working so rapefugees and shitskins can pollute the country with their shit goblins
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>>72633393
I gave up because it was rigged. I know all I'd be doing is slaving low wage jobs all my life without having a girlfriend. I don't want that kind of life. It's better to be neet.
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I like that you kiss my feet every night before bed
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>>72629200
ending of quadrophenia was positive
i remember walking along the cliffs @ brighton
and i remember i felt happy and just wanted to keep walking. it was the sun. strong sunlight makes you feel happy. walked up to a fence and it was a residence. and they were glaring @ me hostile "what you doing here" etc
but had been happy. no people and sun
happy
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>>72633315
Sounds like you should go climbing
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>>72633369
Ill grab their fat arses
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I love my brother, but he's the flashest of flash gits. The worst part is that he's such a lovely lad it's impossible to feel bad towards him. He gave mum a 2000 quid coat today and took everyone out to a French restaurant. He's that type of guy.
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>>72633369
Could happen even if you do have children. They might move to Australia or simply not give a fuck
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>I'm talking about my cat you degenerates
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>>72633396
I have a waifu tho
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>>72633441
eh not really any of those where I am
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>>72633369
>being looked after by African women
Good.
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>>72633361
Im never working again unless its womfy offie job with wfh and big money. Otherwise they can get fucked
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>>72633454
You type like you're jealous
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>>72633454
Hate my brother. He's a loser like me but at least he moved out. Don't really care about him or my snobby little cousins.
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>>72633369
The nurses in my care home are all africans. It's given me a deep appreciation of them IYKWIM.
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>>72633454
Is he making a lot of money or just financially irresponsible?
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>>72633465
That's surprising as there's usually a climbing gym within 30 minutes of most people. Maybe look at a commercial gym instead
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>>72633473
Appreciate your family nigga, my cousin who I always bantered with is rotting in his fucking bed all day depressed. Cant even recognize him anymore
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>>72633470
I am a bit. He's an electrician with his own company. He keeps telling me to join him and he'll put me through the courses. I might.
>>72633473
It's easy to hate a loser.
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>>72633497
What would stop you? Sounds like a good offer
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>>72633483
Hand over fist mate. He's pulling in 500 a day most days. works 7am-7pm even after taxes it's insane.
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>>72633433
u know one thing
do the absolute correct thing here. do the .. .. take the path. be a functional person. be a hard worker be a high achiever. a high high achiever. outta the trap @ 19 ... ur 6 yards ahead .. ur screaming thru ur early 20s u do system after system. you do major things major systems. huge movements. huge changes to organisations. .. then they turn round. they steal everythign you've ahiceved. or they samash it wreck it.. you want to know why that is. why is that, here. why are you just your failure, your propaganda. why are the failures promoted. why are you not interested in achieving anything
a. partial. ... its a social game. .. they'd rather let an organisation fail, than to let an 'incorrect' person fail. you want to know who succeeds? who progresses, the people who get the rewards, here .. sales spivs. you are a waste of time. you are total, absolute failure. you are idiots. all you are, is your propaganda
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>>72633514
than to let an 'incorrect' person
be recognised, at all. anywhere
re: new atlantic magazine "peter f drucker" the gentleman vs the technologist "until" "the knowledge worker" is given a fair share.
you will not progress. you are finished. .. starmer is blair. blair is neo liberal .. sale of existing services, allocation, streamlining. nobody gets in. i worked for labour ama. they are fucking animals. they have no standards. no respect, for anyone or anything
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>>72633507
I actually might. I can see him making me a partner as soon as I've got enough experience and certs.
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>>72633509
Tons of money but even on that dosh 2000 quid gifts are a bit excessive
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>>72633546
I know lad. An Anne Vest Avril dipped-hem shearling jacket "because I love mum" was a bit of a piss take. I got her a new echo dot lol.
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>>72633103
Very rarely, yes, although I'm accused of it quite frequently
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>>72632905
i've been poo posting for years, before frosty jacks posted here
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>>72633557
They're about 50 quid no? So he loves mum about 40 times more than you do
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>go to the shop
>everyone there is a young couple in their late teens/early 20s

ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT
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>>72633497
Swallow your pride and join him
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Didn't get mum anything as I'm a broken neet mess without a gf. Females don't deserve anything.
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>>72633596
and you missed out on young love. nothing you can do about it now. always be bitter.
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I didn't get my mum anything because she has Munchausen by proxy
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>>72633536
labour are the enablers
.. some pundit on radio said "tories are arguably the most successful party in political history"
why doesn't starmer fuck off. labour is nothing. it doesn't have a leader. starmer is a psych drug/alcoholic idiot. starmer is a failure, serial. get real
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i have no gf, no life, no job. every right to be mad and hate people.
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>>72633600
Without your mum you'd be on the streets taking cock
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>>72633600
A hug costs nothing
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I'm not the only sad loser that immediately loads flight radar when they hear a plane going over the house to see information on it. Right?
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>>72633578
>this is probably what mum thinks
I'll never recover lad.
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>>72633635
Nah I like doing that too lad. A private learjet went over 5 mins ago. MKING.
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>>72633630
You ever thought about harnessing that rage and using it to motivate you?
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>>72633636
Haha I'm sure she doesn't lad. Mums can't be bribed
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>>72633630
Who's fault is that? Stop playing the victim. You've only got one life and you're pissing yours away. Tragic
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>>72633635
yep. did it last nite
helicopter. no register. only 1 plane .. 20m south
police put up helicopters costhey cn cos of the status time/money
lazy idiots..
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>>72633687
Mums def have favourites. I'm one of three and I know for a fact I'm my mums favourite
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>>72633708
Maybe but you can't buy that
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Brand new thread
>>72633724
>>72633724
New
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>>72633628
Idgaf abt politics mate, ill vote whoever gibes me more bennies
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>>72632999
>collecting images of people into an online folder is a hobby

You are an autistic mess that would have ended up in an asylum against your will just 50 years ago. you need a tard wrangler to stop you from doing this
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>>72633396
If youre middle class but ugly and overweight you are not superior to some cocaine dealing low bodyfat confident shotter
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>>72628736
keir starmer exists because of the british
"cult of the failure"
"everyone deserves a chance"
keir starmer is a serial failure
'moved on from law" the state of it
there are mobs, post starmer
starmer did nothing in law. starmer is a failure
now "labour" he has already failed
this. and the toriees are 12% behind
why? starmer. starmer is blair. blair is failure. they compound on all the mistakes. the allocation. not evena selloff. . allocation, deteriotion. they smash innovators. labour re thugs. the tory enablers.
why doesn't keir starmer fuck off
there is no opposition party
with that piece of shit, in place
why doesn't he fuck off. do something else
the fucking freak. labour are disgusting
do not vote
for anyone in this failed propagandized mess
the british = "idiot" .. cowards. failures
all they are, is their propaganda
weapons sales. cowardice
cap doffing mediocre idiots
"the red wall" = failure. nothing your fault
told "nothing your fault" "immigrants" "europe" "held back" .. by what. you thick knuckle dragging shit. more vape shops?
you are worthless shit. the failed. you represent nothing. vicious exclusionary propaganda. who would start a technology business here. thugs
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>>72634328
keir starmer "i fought my way up"
"was deprived"
keir starmer got to play and was trained on 8 musical instruments
keir starmers mother had a "donkey sanctuary"
law people are nothing. liars. failures. people who smash 'lessers'. keir starmer is the british problem now. keir starmer is an "elite"
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Scranned a waccies cooooor. Feel rough me. Gonna stay off the wooze for a while. Need to detox the body and mind.



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