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This is what normies will be doing this weekend. What will you be doing this week3nd?
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I will be on 4chan(nel)
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>>73453886
Studying Management, I have an exam on Monday.
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>>73453942
Good.
>>73453913
Ungood.
>>73453886
I'll be studying math, I have an exam on Wednesday.
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>>73453886
Studying piano at my aunts house, i have an exam on monday
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>>73453886
Studying for my prostate exam on monday.
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>>73453886
Lying prostate on the exam table on monday
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>>73453886
i will continue to wonder why she hasn't texted me back. unrequited love sucks
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>>73453886
Calling gambling addicts and asking them to purchase extremely overpriced raffle tickets.
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I'm going to the zoo with my family.
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>>73453886
My wife will be doing that with her BBC BVLL
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>>73453886
I'm going to fail my chemistry exam on monday, kill myself on tuesday.
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Wagecucking as usual.
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Resting after a long week of work.
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>>73453886
sleeping/playing video games
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Fucking >>73455298 's wife
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>>73453886
I will be smoking weed.
In fact, i will go to my dealer Now
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>>73455683
Yes please. Are you black and can you travel to Houston?
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>>73453886
Mow the lawn. Fix a tile on the balcony. Reseal cracks around the house. Drive junk to the waste facility. Repaint a doors or two in the cellar.
Also Tarkov. Lots of Tarkov.
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>>73454072
Lol, nerd.
I have chem on Thursday. Hopefully I can clutch all my final exams that I didn't study for. Or miserably drop out with 3 gorgonzillion dollars in debt
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>>73453886
>What will you be doing this week3nd?
staying inside fuck going out and dealing with retardation all night.
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>>73455789
I live in Europe, my education is free.
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>>73453886
Gonna try to unfuck my mind so that I can more effectively study for more IT certifications.

My mental health been a rekt for the last few years kek but now I finally in a stable position
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>>73453886
I work on weekends. Yeah it sucks ass and removes any possibility of even attempting to become a normie but at least it's a distraction.
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I'll be DRINKING :D
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i will be lifting weights and going to a local nature reserve to monitor bird populations in their bird boxes on saturday, then on sunday im going to a bar to hang with a friend and listen to live music
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>>73453886
Cutting trees for my parents, putting a boat into the lake, practicing Japanese for work, and celebrating my first year of employment ever while celebrating my wife quitting her $15/hr banking job with 7 years experience. I shan't be sober for two nights.
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>>73453886
Drink in the woods at night
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>>73453886
i'm a normie, but i'm not doing that. i will be staying inside all weekend playing vidya, possibly online with my bf.
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>>73453886
Work, homework, and I'll continue writing my suicide note
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>>73453886
Booting up Windows 7 and reinstalling Starcraft + Brood War
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>>73456533
so you are a woman? makes you a normie regardless of whether you have friends or a bf
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>>73457196
>being this low IQ
I just said I was a normie. but it seems like you're just as retarded as the average modern western man lol, seethe.
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>>73457204
>being this low IQ
so you are a woman? makes you a low IQ regardless of whatever you said
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>>73457236
still complaining?
men here act like normie women, no wonder women want you. because you are basically women who complain 24/7.
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>>73457258
>no wonder women want you
so you are a woman? makes you to want me regardless of whether you have friends or a bf
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>>73457309
you guys are just so handsome that women are too shy to talk to you, don't worry anon.
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>>73457258
Free to do what we want sucker. If you have a problem with that, then you are no different from a woman nagging.
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>>73453886
>What will you be doing this week3nd?
That
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>>73457258
cool meme, is that from crystal cafe?
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>>73453886
I'm a Chad. I just got back from my first date with a busty Latina I found for my wife and I. I'm a pilot, so I took her flying for a few hours. Also, my wife and I are spending the night at a casino resort with our regular MILF girlfriend. No. This is not a larp. We won't win any money at the casino because my wife used all her luck finding a guy with a big dick. And I used up all of mine having a 7/10 bi MILF wife.
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>>73457826
>This is not a larp.
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I will make de-motivational threads on 4chan, be very autistic and forever alone.
Oooh, wait, no, that's OP.
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Fucking my milf neighbor. Age gap sex is based, my cock is rockhard
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>>73453886
I will continue to be on 4chan/nel
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>>73457991
i jealous.
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>>73453886
We got a cutie short fat little new girl at work. I might see if she will suck me off. I also may do some drinking and grilling and fishing
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>>73453886

I should clean my house, go for a nice walk in the woods, and get a good start on a new book.

What I will actually do in all likelihood, based on the last god knows how many weekends, is stay up way too late tonight just kind of anxiously doing nothing in particular, aimlessly scrolling from app to app not paying attention to anything, lying amidst the piles of garbage until I pass out, sleep through almost the entirety of Saturday, spend Saturday night pissed off at myself (doing nothing) and Sunday sleep deprived trying to make it until the early evening to fall asleep.
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>>73453886
Working on my cars and drinking beer.
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>>73458020
It's my thing. I love fucking older women. It is not all that easy though because the rejection rate is very high. Those who do 5444 want the young d like the devil a soul. There is no group that puts out faster. Also they are often insecure in front of a younger man which means they will really try their very best.
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>>73453886
I'll be playing sports because the grind never stops.
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>>73458230
have fun boooodday
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>>73453886
Preparing my old room so I can move back in with my parents
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Hey there!
Trust me, it's going to be incredible!

Starting off with an intense morning workout session at the gym. Gotta maintain that strong physique and stay on top of my game, both physically and mentally.

Then, I've got a lunch date lined up at this trendy new restaurant. Heard great things about the place, and I know it's going to impress. Confidence is key, and treating my date to an unforgettable culinary experience sets the perfect tone.

Saturday night is all about romance. Surprise candlelit dinner at my place, with delicious homemade dishes and a curated playlist to create a cozy and intimate atmosphere. Guaranteed to leave a lasting impression and kindle a deep connection.

Sunday is for adventure. Going on a scenic hike in a nearby nature reserve. Nothing beats the great outdoors and sharing the experience with someone special. Engaging conversations, breathtaking views, and a sense of tranquility, the perfect ingredients for a memorable day.

So, that's the plan for my fulfilling and exciting weekend. Confidence, self-assurance, and romantic success are all about embracing life, creating moments, and forging connections. Living life to the fullest and making every moment count.

Wishing you an incredible weekend too!

Cheers
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>>73458243
It's an underworked market.
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>>73453886
Another day of not being able to kill myself.
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>>73453886
I will be doing that
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>>73453886
I will be building lego.
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>>73453886
I will be doing the same I do every day.
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>>73453886
>What will you be doing this week3nd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42BBdzzgPNM
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>>73453886
>What will you be doing this week3nd?
Tomorrow, I'll go innawoods with friends and eat shrooms for the first time of my life.
Depends on my mood, the evening, I'll either go back home, go to another friend's house to drink and play snooker or I would go out in the city with another group of fella, dunno.
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are people without gfs, but lots of platonic friends still considered robots?
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>>73459327
Does it matter...friend?
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>>73453886
>What will you be doing this week3nd?
Shitposting, playing vidya, watching anime, and wishing I wasn't depressed.
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>>73453886
i have GOT to get SEXIER or ELSE
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This is like saying that rich kids will be in Mali or Prague this weekend. Who cares? It's not for us to experience or we would have had it already. Most of us likely could achieve pic related but it would not come natural to us and would require significant effort over the course of multiple years. It'd be a better use of our time to get better at things we value and are passionate about
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I will be mowing my backyard and studying measure theory HELL yeah
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>>73459424
like what, jerking off?
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>>73460244
so you're admitting that this was a troll/demoralization post?
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>>73460303
which one? I seriously don't see how you could compare copes to a relationship
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>>73453886
Maybe going camping, but my friend bailed and it looks like it's gonna rain for most of it so wondering if I should.
Might just go anyway and do a one-nighter, just so I'm not stuck at home drinking alone/ I'm still gonna drink alone camping, but it's outside so a dash less sad.



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