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Brodick, Isle of Arran, Scotland edition
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seasideMARK is dead ahaahahahah!!!! The trolls won, once and for all!!!!!!
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amer is known for having a tight sphincter
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>>73454353
wont believe it until i see his corpse
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I hope he's having another great day above ground. He loves Fridays.
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Poo poo, eat da
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>>73454358
That's what they said about Jim Morrison and look where we are!!! TROLLS WON SO FUCKING GET IN!!!!!!!
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>>73454384
not until he uploads a beyond the grave update, no sir
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Feel groggy.
Only had 4 beers so no hangover.
Had a sleeping tablets at 10pm, it could be that. I did also sleep for 11.5 hours, so it could be that.
I'll go sit in the sun with a Jamaican roll up and see if that helps.
It's a tough life being DFH.
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>>73454382
Are you trying to tell us your father drowned in a freak sewage accident?
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Feel better after being sat in the sun.
Might have a nice can of beer, then wander to the supermarket, and get back in time for my radiofu this afternoon.
Going to be nice, and buy a toy or 2 for my frens dog. When I took the dog back yesterday m, found out he has no toys. I should have left senor knot last night
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>>73454634
any plans to look for a job today?
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Beer in me
Cat on the knee
Radio playing
Feel good, know what am saying?
Going to the supermarket
Too hot to wear a stupid jacket

Doss feel doss feel

Might get something nice for tea
Not sure what, beers certainly
Go back home and sit on my bum
Want to play games, but will sit with cat chum.

Doss feel doss feel.
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>>73454721
It's hard finding something I'm suitable for. Got bumhole incontinence so I need immediate access to a toilet. I'm a pleb so only worked in factories, and I'm more or less skill less.
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Big plop
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>>73454634
You're a good lad to buy him a few toys.
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On /pol/ you can post whatever opinion you like and you won't get banned (as long as it's not a direct threat of violence I suppose)

But on /leftypol/ they will ban you if you don't regurgitate their insane talking points LMAO

I definitely don't agree with /pol/ on everything, but it is at least true that /pol/ has some semblance of free speech.
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>>73454778
He was a nice dog. And a puppy, and puppies should have some toys.
Heading out now.
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i took several large shits this morning now my anus is in absolute agony, this is how gays probably feel all the time. mental
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Hi bb, how are you today?
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>>73454817
I've always found this with lefties. I'm left leaning but believe in true free speech. The left want to censor opinions that aren't in line with their rhetoric
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The local chicken shop opposite the pub has closed down. Gutted
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Cmon my lid
That's right my lid
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The local paki shop opposite the pub has closed down. Delighted
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>The Iocal paki shop opposite the pub has closed down. Delighted
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just woke up lids. any seaside mark updates?
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>Called the lad behind the counter "Dawg" as I thanked him
Why the fuck did I say that?
I can't stop thinking about it
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force feeding ruth my cum
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fish or shit today?
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The local fish shop opposite the toilet has closed down for the day. Gutted
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>>73455029
he's not posted anything new all week
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>>73454878
Well I think there are people on both sides who want to censor speech they don't like, but it's just funny that /leftypol/ will ban you for opinions they don't like, like they just did to me, but /pol/ won't. You can say left-wing or right-wing stuff on /pol/ and you won't get banned.
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>>73454970
It'll open up under a new name soon. They do that.
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The local GUM clinic opposite the toilet has closed down. Gutted
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might leave the office early today
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>>73455215
bossman wont like this
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I voted for brexit because immigration was making it difficult to get a job
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>>73455278
No job for you my lad
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Rate my RSPCA haul. Cup for me
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need an ebin hairline update right fucking now
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>>73454984
There always overpriced af
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>>73455313
>Financing the VILE ABHORRANT REPREHENSIBLE animal tyrants
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Might get a takeaway in and a few beers HHL style tonight. Fancy an Indian me.
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Not been around for about 6 months, any suicides or gossip around here?
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>News Now Yorkshire hasn't uploaded in 2 weeks
Hope he's ok desu
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>>73455073
probably because the people on /pol/ don't actually run /pol/, not really the same situation is it
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Just realized the 2020s went a whole FUCKING lot different from what i expected out of them so far

Things were looking quite bright in early 2020, now it's just a ridiculous shitshow beyond measure both on the macro and micro scales

No need to despair THOUGH, always darkest before the dawn et cetera
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Fucking gorgeous day to be honest.
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>>73455377
They're more akin to auditors, if you aren't doing a good enough job they can take the animals away. Neglect, abuse, these are things auditors go after.
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hope ssm goes live tonight
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>>73455435
SSM is dead
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hope ssm does dead tonight
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>>73454353
>seasideMARK is dead
proof?
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can't believe london audits got stabbed, miss the little mong
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>>73455459
Auditing a drug deal, or was it a rival auditor?
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>>73455467
nah he was running with scissors and tripped, the daft twat
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just want a bacon bacon buppy time update desu
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>>73454817
Leftypol all be like, nibbas hug my anus.
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>>73455473
Should have audited his carrying of scissors risk assessment and SOP.
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A week ago I was in me flying boxroom having a great day above Turkish ground

Today I'm in me boxroom reading drivel

It not right how life can change in a instant
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>>73455457
>proof?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seaside_Mark
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Guys this is London audits I'm here at cobalt Square um that's near Vauxhall in uh Central London

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_OqKIksuII
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>>73455423
>always darkest before the dawn et cetera
Oh aye, oh aye indeed
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hate tyrant losers, simple as
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>>73454342
Dominos - DEVOURED
Krispy krems - ATED
Nap - YES
God I love being a neet
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>>73455497
Same de lod, can't believe SSM is doing this to us
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>>73455563
i'm not going to spend time reading that
still hasn't learnt to read then
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Chemistry was one of his passions, as was metalwork, currency and minge
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>wake up for wage slavery at 6am
>turn on tv
>absolute brown skin qt presenting bbc breakfast
>thicc
>booba
>summer dress

It was quite nice tbqh i tired to find a pic but i can only find the much uglier short hair brown lass
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really dislike most things about being alive tbqh
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>>73455592
Sign up to Iplayer and get a screenshot for us.
Also, are you sure it wasn't a tanned Carol kirkwood. She'd receive a good penising, if you know what I mean.
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>>73455655
>really dislike most things about being alive tbqh
fair
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https://youtu.be/0_OqKIksuII?t=713

Brutal putdown from are lad LA
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Some seriously qt negresses on the train today, one quite scantily clad an an absolute 10/10
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>>73455676
are LA dismantles the absurdity of the loser tyrants with his razor sharp wit
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>>73455713
making british transport police aware of this post
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>>73455519
i would make a seasidemark wiki page but i know the wikipedia tyrants would just delete it
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how old do you think makaveli is
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>>73455724
Do they have the horn for black girls?
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anyone's imaginary frog do anything recently?
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>>73455783
I'll take a guess at, 28
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>>73455724
Lol, you jest, but someone is being arrested right now (black)
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Just got up me. It Friday x
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Friday is the 5th day of the week.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExaaIsrGm6U
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>>73455783

>wwe into music
>dishevelled makaveli standing T posting for a good 30+ seconds
>necks a can of the cheapest shit avaliable
>mutters to him self and the camera
>always sounds sick
>cant hear fuck all because hes still blasting music
>paces around run down box room/back garden
>"uk drinking community"
>sticks on some 2 pac and does some more T posing

Looks like hes about to drop dead at any second tbqh
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Black man on the train now screaming that Prince Harry shags ladyboys, police on the platform lol
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>>73455833
>Friday is the 5th day of the week.
Proof?
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Would like to request all blacks are removed from my train carriage
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>>73455835
Makaveli posted a video titled 6am cider time last week
A very grim life that boy leads
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Makaveli has a better life than SSM
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Fuck Veli 420
Fuck horse teeth
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>>73455893
Makaveli and SSM have a better life than you.
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>>73455835

I've noticed he's been ranting about that Veli420 a lot lately. There's always drama in the UK drinking community.
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>>73455914
they have better lives than pretty much anyone who isn't rich
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>>73455794
Caught him auditing the fridge last night, we need some more smoked bacon rashers.
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Peak Makaveli is when he's on the Soops.
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>>73454342
Fuck you bong nigger
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That post is proof, as we all know, that OP is a faggot.
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if you hate the taste of wine
why do you drink it til you're bliiiind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZc2ylAwRf8
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what happened to the mihai guy
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>>73455989
dead
severed his spinal cord in a self sucking accident
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>>73455999
what about that guy, can't remember his name, was like icy mike or something like that?
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>>73456010
>Icy Mike
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Veli420 firing back at Mak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-awzZK6AbY
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I'm currently passing through 'that' city but it doesn't feel like it
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heard rumour that SSM gets a pint of maggots from the tackle shop and just eats them on his way home
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one for the righteous
one for the ruling class
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9JParZ96wU
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the past inside the present
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhPWJHrwgR4
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I got a browser extension to change the speed of videos, now I've just been watching porn at 2x speed and it's just opened a whole new door
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>>73454634
most people shouldnt have dogs. its a real problem. far too many plebby scum who dont know how to look after a dog, socialize or discipline a dog properly and certainly cant even afford the damn dog. really noticeable the increase in dogs in last 10 years even though living standards have dropped. idiots. clueless. just see dog AWWW CUTE I WANT ONE. cant even think of consequences. underclass SCUM.
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no one deserves it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pg7y4czi3UQ
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whats pakiboo upto these days?
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Just spunked 180 in aldi my lids, all for free, living that seaside lifestyle, the mushy peas and battered fish are better in aldi than waitrose, full shop at waitrose next time. some chav in aldi was moaning about the price of cheese to put on top of his food.
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anyone want a synchronized wank sesh
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Might get Game Pass. Any game recs that are on it?
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>>73455947
makaveli legit looks like hes on drugs
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>>73456330
lets be honest, he probably is
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>>73456330
He's definitely on cannabis
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>>73456325
I've been playing the new Hitman games recently, pretty fun
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>>73455947
hes a fucking moron
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>>73456341
I've been playing with my bumhole, pretty smelly
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SSM UPDATE geddindere mah liiiiiiid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv3Iqhg_Er4
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>>73456340
Cannabis? But that's a Class B drug! The maximum penalty for possession of cannabis is five years imprisonment! A magistrate's court could also impose a fine of up to 2500 pounds!
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>>73456462
Just an old video from last Tuesday sadly
https://youtu.be/qv3Iqhg_Er4?t=521
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lets be honest, suicide should be legal and encouraged
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>>73456459
Is your bumhole on game pass?
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>>73456484
gay pass lad
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whats britnoncie up to these days?
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>>73456479
just need to know hes ok
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did smirntoff end up dying in the end then or what?
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>>73456523
I didn't know he played.
Minecraft bants.
Not sure, some anons said he was posting a bit back.
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Bit of grinding on Fortnite now off to get some din dins. Just another day in the NEET life. Wempted for a wiss up tonight but garn save meself for tomorrow.
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>awkward encounter ill end up replaying again
ffs
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grown men playing fortnite are nonces
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might get a dragon soop from the shoppington later
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>>73456594
Too pricey
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>>73456594
the sheer amount of caffeine and sugar in them makes me feel like i'm dying
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>>73456607
>>73456608
never tried one. may be a complete waste of 4 quid
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>he can't handle his dragon soops
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When I worked night shifts at the petrol station I drank like 4-6 dragon soops. Gave me heart palpitations but it got me through
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Think I'd rather cuddle Martha Stewart then Megan used to be a Fox.
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>>73456523
if im honest? hope so. not out of meanness but he seemed to be suffering. will put him out of his misery plus allowing his daughter to be loomed after by someone who isnt a degenerate alcoholic who lives in squalor on a filthy mattress in his living room surrounded by tins and flies and garbage and hurting himself spreading blood everywhere. hopefully his mum wi be put in a proper home too. hes not fit as a carer either for hinself or others
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Been watching Mad Men lads. Really good so far
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>>73456797
I've not seen it, but heard good things.
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Just woke up (kidding) has anyone done a welfare check on smirnoff, got nasty bump on head last time he was here
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>>73456797
Wish Christina would join OnlyFans
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firing up the 'q anyone want a burger?
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I want to lick this bird's tummy, to be quite frank
https://youtu.be/blyyH3MKMy4
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saw ruth walking by tesco express in york a while ago.
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>>73456904
yellow fever eh?
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>>73456904
imagine if she did queef asmr
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Oh no, the based AB getting detained. Not fucking on pigs.

https://youtu.be/6ojZxTGEvoI
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The chief constable will be getting his cheque book out. Fucking disgraceful behaviour.
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>>73456904
>idk why in editing i wish i wore the other top
She knew what she was doing :)
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>>73455422
It's just the fact that /pol/ is obviously mostly right-wing, but they don't ban left-wing views. But /leftypol/ will ban you for even moderate views.

I just said on /leftypol/ that I support Ukraine, which is seen as a left-wing view on /pol/, but they see it as far-right on /leftypol/, because "muh Ukraine nazis" or something. And thus /leftypol/ banned me after 2 posts because of this opinion, lol. And I didn't even insult them, besides saying that people who support Russia are stupid, but I didn't insult any particular person.

>>73455498
They seem to be obsessed with being anti-imperialist or something.
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DJ and AB posting at the same time. Really in competition with each other now.
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>>73455073
What did you say for the ban? What their opinion on Ukriane war?
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Another Friday night in mummy's house is it chaps?
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>>73456995
So leftypol support Russia because of muh communism? Current Russia and Putin larp about Soviet Union but their not even close to that commie ideology and are more western leaning apart from culture and religion but this will change over the next decade or however long Putin stays in power back to the old Stalinist days
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>kfc
>mcdonalds
>indian curry shop
>paki kebab shop
>chippy
>chinese

what greasy shite should i get tonight ffs too much choice
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>>73457094
don't think its really even communism per se, theres just a lot of america bad brainrot around, which yeah sure they are but that doesn't make other guy good either
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I want to fucking rape chris-chan
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>>73457105
>what greasy shite should i get tonight ffs too much choice
chinese
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>>73457105
>what greasy shite should i get tonight ffs too much choice
Chinese. Special fried rice, salt and pepper chips, tub of curry sauce.
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Most of the posters ITT will spend the whole summer in their room posting the same dire shit everyday on 4Chan/britfeel
>And you'll be here to read every post
XD
>That includes you mong
XD
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>>73457170
of course ,who tf would want to go outside
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>>73457170
that includes you mong, you'll be here to read every post
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I'm sure she wears this all the time, not just for the purpose of this video.
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>>73457170
Do you not get bored making the same post every day?
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There's no answer for longterm shutins like myself. I've been a shutin for over 10 years. People would see a huge red flag if I have to explain myself so relationships are off the table.
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>>73457170

Mostly true, I'll be here to read every post, in between going to pick the kids up while i look for work and cooking dinner.

/britfeel/ is far far better for mental health than twitter desu
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Gonna go down the offie in a minute. Don't have a lot of money so I'm gonna buy some cheap booze. Any recs for something that'll get me pissed cheap and not taste completely awful? No Frosty Jacks or anything like that
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A London teenager who walked into a strangers house to make a TikTok prank video has been arrested, two days after appearing in court.
Bacari-Bronze O Garro, better known as Mizzy, was detained on Friday by a plain clothes officer for allegedly breaching a criminal behaviour order.
On Wednesday, the 18-year-old admitted breaching a community protection notice over the 15 May trespass in Hackney.
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>>73457243
I'd get some polish beers if they have some, zubr or tyskie would be my rec.
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When a girl sees an unattractive lad get on the bus, she does this.
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>>73457266
taking an unsolicited picture of a girl on a bus is worse than taking up two seats lad
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>>73457243
Scrumpy jack, k cider. Polish imported beers are strong at 6-8 per cent
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>>73457266
THOT in training needs to not sit on the seats for the elderly.
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>>73457252
Saw some clips of him, seems like a right little cunt.
Weirdly enough his prank of walking up to women at night with a balaclava on and asking "do you want to die" is exactly the kind of thing ruthmong or whoever that night walk incel is encourages.
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>>73457277
Nothing unlawful about doing that. Same for her really. She doesn't have to move.

>>73457286
There's no laws requiring someone to give up their seat for anyone. It's only considered policy/courtesy.
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Flag on the Adidas building
Cringe
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>>73456055
aww
one of certain
one for the real confuss x
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>>73457301
Based prankster not letting women take away our nightwalks. It's the only thing we males have left. Women will never feel safe walking alone at night. For me, it's such a therapeutic thing to do.
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>>73457043
They deleted the post so I can't get the exact wording but I basically said that anyone who supports Russia is either stupid or paid to be pro-Russian. There is evidence for such paid people - there's a troll factory in St Petersburg, paid for by Prigozhin, the same guy who leads the Wagner Group: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_Research_Agency

Then I said how Putin's invasion isn't just killing Ukrainians, and targeting Ukrainian civilians, but it's also killing all the Russians who are being conscripted and sent to die on the front lines.

>What their opinion on Ukriane war?
I think they support a negotiated settlement to stop escalation and more deaths, but many of their posts also seemed to just be overtly pro-Russian, and calling Ukraine "nazis". I think there are some limited far-right elements within Ukraine, but there are in Russia too. In both countries, these far-right elements are very small and fringe. This is another thing I said to them.

>>73457094
>>73457111
I think I saw them call NATO imperialistic or whatever, and they think Ukraine are nazis, even though both Ukraine and Russia have far-right elements, but in both countries, these elements are very small and limited. Both the Ukrainian and Russian governments do not endorse nazism, of course (but Russia are still in the wrong, in my view, because they've invaded a sovereign country).
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Seeing Xiu Xiu in Bristol next week, can't wait lads. I hear they're covering Ceremony on their set list which is one of my favourite covers ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95ms8A2XJY0
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>>73457323
Oh no, a troon flag. DJ will be burning his stinky green Adidas trackies now.
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LA audits has never been to los angeles in his life
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>>73457343
Nice one lad. Are you going solo?
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>>73457337
He did the same thing to men. You'd probably shit yourself in that situation, good job you never go outside.
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>>73457323
All day I dream about sexchangers?
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>>73457354
London Audits has never left the country. He doesn't even have a passport.
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>>73457356
Going with a friend.
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>>73457363
Has he even left london before?
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>>73457361
I don't anymore because I am fed up of the hassle of pigs either searching me, beating me up or arresting me for no reason. It's the rogue night police I'm more concerned about. At night they get away with a lot more with fewer witnesses.
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>>73457376
you haven't left your bedroom in months
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>>73457369
Yeah he's accompanied by other auditors in case he gets lost.
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>>73457366
>a friend
FON
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Just think if we all had a qt gf we wouldn't be so weird and misogynistic.
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>>73457338
NATO plus American is modern day imperialism is just Putin is doing the old command and conquer quests that people alive today have never seen but maybe read history books on it
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>>73457382
I have no reason to. No responsibilities. The pigs affected my mental health pretty bad.
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>>73457338
The way that terminally online lefties tie themselves in knots like this is very frustrating. Frankly I think there's a fair bit of good old fashioned contrarianism to it as well, along with black and white "USA bad, NATO bad" thinking.
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>>73457398
speak for yourself innit
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I do my nightwalks on Google Streetview. It's just as good and 100% safer.
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remember one time on a night work a PC tyrant pointed a loaded firearm at my head
they're out of control at night
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Want to plug her with my cock
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Me? I'm a proud Lidlchad.
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Remember one time on a nightwalk a PC tyrant held me by my pigtails and swung me around like in Matilda
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laurel dreams of Tyrone walking into her life. Short girls love tall black lads.
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>>73457439
do it lid
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>>73457439
You should plug me with your cock xx
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>>73457439
who is this Iad
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>>73457433
They would do this I reckon outside of cctv areas. Scary to think about.
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>>73457439
why do i see this tranny in every thread
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>>73457468
think it's freya wynn. feel cringe for knowing that and i hope it's wrong
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buy a 4 pack of lidl dark fruits for pre-drinks and drink it on the way into town ohoh yes tonight will be good I tHink
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>>73457481
i think you're right https://www.ashemaletube.com/model/freya-wynn-3715/
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>>73457429
Don't be a fantasising woman. Get yourself out on some neet nightwalks.
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>>73457468
Sylvia De Sade
>>73457478
She's my bae
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>bae
Ruthmong watches tranny porn in his security hut
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ah m8 ur an absolute bloodeh tahrent
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>>73457524
Ruthmongs browser tabs
>britfeel
>ashemaletrube
>youtube for auditors/asmr
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Ruthmong sat in his security hut sweating his fat tits off.
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>>73457408
>along with black and white "USA bad, NATO bad" thinking.

What's weird to me is how often I see "USA bad therefore Russia and China must be good", like all three can't have problems.
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>>73457534
Nah I couldn't do lonely work like that. My life is basically sat at home all day.
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>>73457531
This is all wrong btw.
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What was it that turned you into the snivelling shit bag you are today?
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>>73457589
>What was it that turned you into the snivelling shit bag you are today?

Waking up was enough to ruin my day.
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Fartingtonshireham status: Ripped
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Need to buy a used pair of knickers to spice up my wanks
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Nappywappy status; loaded
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Hope we get a HHL dinner update this evening.
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>>73457403
NATO is just a collection of countries that don't want to be attacked, of course. While Putin is an imperialist who wants to take as much land as he can.

>>73457408
>contrarianism
I suppose so. And this trait can be found in spades on both /pol/ and /leftypol/. But at least /pol/ doesn't ban you merely for having an opinion that goes against the majority of the board.

>>73457544
True, all 3 have problems, but at least the US doesn't poison political opponents to my knowledge (like Russia did to Navalny), or lock up Muslims in re-education camps (as China does).
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>>73457679
With poo?
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>>73457710

I had fish and chippy wippies from the fish shoppington. No piccy wiccy this time as I've already necked it.
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No woman other than those in your family will ever say they love you.
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working on my sci-fi novel, basically the idea is that humans are beset by two evil races; the n'ger who are like dark skinned orcs, basically savage beasts that destroy everything and the parkis who are more copper skinned, they're deviously cunning and fanatically worship a dark god. Later its learned that both races are secretly controlled by the seemingly benevolent juu
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I refuse to work until unemployment levels drop drastically, I'm not paying for dossers to doss all day.
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>>73457777
False, I can pay escorts and cam girls to say whatever I want. Also your mum says it for free.
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Got a blueberry sour raspberry elfbar, pretty nice. Might be my favourite disposable vape I've tried
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>>73457730
That is still western imperialism lad. Just the west have a much better way going about it, and due to all the corruption cant compete economically (Russia should have the Norway model for gas/oil) and only though military means they can stop it and even then can then they are struggling due 3rd world corruption inside the army
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Hope we get a HHL nappy update this evening.
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Can't believe footlad has gone for good
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Just had a drink of water
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>>73457896
pics or it didn't happen lad
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lost my shit box lids wat do
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Ruthmong doing his security checks rn
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He'll get back, sit back in his box, check Ruth's youtube and sigh before scrolling through the latest ONS immigration data
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Ruth would be impressed with an SIA licence
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packing in smoking has actually made my dick bigger, doesnt matter because the rest of me cant attract a woman, but its still a nice things i suppose
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imagine lying about drinking water
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>>73457901
>>73458088
I've drank it now lad.
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based hydrated anon, we should strive to be more like him
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Remember when seasideMARKs smoke alarm went off?
HOWLING!!
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>>73458102
im not 'drinking' your lies lad.
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won't be drinking tonight because i got pissed last night init
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>>73458083
Maybe it was always that big, but you couldn't see it properly because of all the smoke?
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>>73458083
>>73458137
Might be due to healthier circulation.
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highly trained apus released to find pigeon eggs
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Just looked outside and some pooe cucked husband is having to put all his retro games and systems in the car. No doubt the wifey made him do this. Imagine being this controlled by some foul smelling pussy.
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>>73458212
Peculiar lie to tell
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>remember when <redacted> did <redacted>

Those were the days
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remember when ssm did eat his dinner of the worktop

Those were the days
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>>73457808
>In February 1991, Poland, Hungary, and Czechoslovakia formed the Visegrad Group to push for European integration under the European Union and NATO
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enlargement_of_NATO

I mean this does sound quite different to being taken over or invaded.
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Is 40k enough to live in London, or am I going to have to commute for 2 hours from my parents house again?
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>>73458372
you painting models for a living lad? heh
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could do with a sandford lane live from are ssm
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Just giving the old stringed instrument a twang
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SSM only doing 3 minute streams once a week. He doesn't need the seasideMONGs any more, he's got a better life then all of them.
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Just had a piss
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>>73458609
50 pee in the larp jar lad
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Fink a little R&R sessh might be in order me liddinghamshiretons
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Philip Schofield is a nonce
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Ruthmong sat outside his security hut soaking up the last of the sun.
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>>73458681
pipe down eamon holmes
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Filming in a public place is not a crime.
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the only issue being a scaffolder and the lads stopping off at the pub on the way home and having a pint is the fuckin missus starts nagging me ringing asking where I am getting all possesive because I want a quick swift one with the boys before coming home to have awful missionary sex as she shows me her god awful tik toks and I question why I got a mortgage with her

anyway how you cunts doing
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>>73458252
Nah it's real and quite sad really. Whole car is full up now with old vidya game boxes and consoles. Middle aged is deoressing.
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Hope Flad is enjoying his Friday night
Probably working out or playing vidya
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>>73458725
Tahrents don't want you to know this but i've literally filmed hundreds of public places for free
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>>73458725
filming cute girls on the beach in their skimpy bikinis is also not a crime
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>>73458759
where did the fat cunt get too?
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>>73458734
>missionary sex as she shows me her god awful tik toks

I'm doing alri, just waiting on a goyslop delivery. Chinese goyslop tonight.
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https://lichess.org/iuvhDFs9
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>>73458803
He works full time now
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I wonder what her plan to raise the sprog is. I know she's loaded financially due to a good job so she'll be alright but what about the difficult gruelling stuff?
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Is Jaegermeister any good? Kind of want to try it
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>>73458850
Tastes like toffee mixed with vomit
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>>73458850
taste like medicine on its own so you have to mix it with cola which works well
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>>73458850
it tastes weird, like medicinal? it tastes like what imagine vicks vaporrub to taste like
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>>73458850
Why not try it and tell us
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>>73458850
only low IQ plebs drink it. get some taste ffs
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Just want a smirnoff fruit fly update
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https://youtu.be/NZ8l_BQrbTw
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>>73458803
Not everyone spends everyday here you sad sack
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>Fat man eating LOL
xD
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>>73458929
https://youtu.be/aBBizfz8H7o
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>>73458929
Yes I am, LOL!
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>>73458921
im glad the sad twat is gone. make way for comfy posters like chariman helper.
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>signature use
janny gonna FREAK
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>>73458687
In my boxroom dreading the hot summer again.
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>>73458921
god he's so fucking pretty and i'm so fucking JEALOUS
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>>73458982
I just want to snuggle up with him and rub his toned tummy
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>>73458975
>chariman helper
He's a pokemon now?
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imagine still posting in britfeel
Just could not be me desu
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Will be having my first ever wank to a trans lass later
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>>73459063
today is my first day back in 6 months
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britfeel dead tonight desu
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>>73459094
It always slows down at weekends
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>>73459077
6 weeks for me
And it is still just as cretinous as ever
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>>73459118
im genuinely shocked how little it's changed
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>>73459127
why? its not changed at all in years other than threads last days instead of hours now
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>>73459127
It is like 6 sad cases who have no actual life and 90 percent of the posts are from them
Until they leave it cannot change
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Fast food night tonight. Get in there.
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>>73459149
They are unironically keeping this dead general alive
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Does BN still ever post? If not, what else does he do with his life, drivel was everything to him
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>>73459147
on a wide scale sure but there used to be lot of new gimmicks popping up, its still ssm and auditors
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Really miss Ebin desu, he made the thread
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In Glasgow for one night only, where do i go on a friday night?
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>>73459185
Fuck Ebin, I just want Footlad and Smirnoff back.
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>>73459164
I do not see this as a good thing desu
Very toxic
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>>73459171
We still have soundmong
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Fucking hell, that anon was right

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/phillip-schofield-itv-holly-willoughby-stephanie-daily-mail-b1084095.html
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>>73459189
https://lqglasgow.co.uk/
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>>73459171
gimmick posting is what killed the thread
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>>73459185
have you SEEN his hairline though??
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>>73459193
Smirnoff has died, I'm sorry to say
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>>73459221
Only in August 2022
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What happened to frosty jackz? Does he still post here off-name?
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>>73459232
Frosty is a Shippy character and he has been retired
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Does ShipAnon still post? I remember him being active around 2017/2018
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>>73459245
Died of heart failure in 2021.
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>>73459250
Fucking ell half the old posters are dead now
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>>73459203
Never knew he was gay lmao must have missed that few years ago
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>shippy
>ebin
>tilde
>squaddie anon
>night walk anon
>milk gorilla lad
>truckbot
>london gangster news lad

and some others i cant remember, all good lads, all dead now
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wonder what ssm thinks about schofield being a nonce
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>>73459250
It was his love of pies that got him in the end
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>>73459266
you forgot cola
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>>73459245
Yes but not every day anymore

Maroon 5 this love?
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>>73459274
yes, cola, also that lad who used to film himself riding around on a pushbike and screaming "britfeel" at normies
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Lollers will love hearing this news
>Two paedophile hunters face becoming the first in the UK to be jailed after wrongly accusing innocent father of being a rapist and sexting a child in humiliating 14-minute livestream
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12128395/Two-paedophile-hunters-wrongly-accused-father-sexting-child-branded-rapist.html
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Fuming. Friday evening is ruined. The way this new pig was told to "earn his colours" by his superior. They used the man doing a legal activity as an excuse to train them up in searching (unlawfully). Scum fucking scum. Handcuffed too. Totally unnecessary.

https://youtu.be/6ojZxTGEvoI
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>>73459273
Fucking hell, waa waa?
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anyone remember bonobo bob? wonder what hes up to
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anyone remember 'one punch darren'? wonder what he is up to
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>>73459289
Watched that earlier

Detained for just looking in a car window. Unbelievable
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UKMTT's latest videos have been a bit weak, imo

Hope he goes back to his old filming style
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I have noted down all the car registrations in my ever expanding spreadsheet and associated them with Hemel Hempstead. That'll teach them.
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140 lads watching AY's live premiere

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj7zJqXfN8A
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Absolute muppets
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>>73459289
>Fuming. Friday evening is ruined.
lmao fucking hell you lads are pathetic
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>>73459323
Mad world. I'm definitely going to be doing this on nightwalks. Walk around with notepad and start writing down all registrations by looking through the gate. What can they do legally? Nothing.
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>>73459371
Jim henson brought out a new film?
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>>73459348
Too much comedy. Needs more passive aggressiveness.
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>>73459379
Why would you do that? "Because I can and it isn't illegal" isn't a reason
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>>73459364
Please don't roast him too much. He's going through a hard time.
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>>73459389
There doesn't have to be a reason. The point is I am not doing anything wrong.
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>>73459364
140 sad cunts spending Friday night watching a sad cunt
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Leeds accent automatically makes people sound stupid
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Bet it's mostly men who watch audit videos. Definitely something going on with our lads.
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>>73459421
whats a leeds accent sound like
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>>73459420
you're one of 55 sad cunts sitting in /britfeel/ on a friday night
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>>73459421
Calm down mate. At least they have girlfriends.
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>>73459438
AY, he grew up in Leeds
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>>73459444
She is a 10/10 in Yorkshire
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Really quite enjoy lager shandy ngl
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I'd never live up north. South east is based.
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SEASIDE SPECIAL

Seaside Coming on strong. Is that alright with you de lads? Jobcentre gave him days off. He such a hard grafter. He the hardest grafter Jobcentre ever known. He in all week .He make us proud xxxx
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>>73459515
>been drinking all day
>job centre want him at work tomorrow 9am
Howling!
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Assaulted and verbally abused by these garage goons.

https://youtu.be/z7YUZWuVerc?t=6m30s
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>>73459440
And you are here reading every post sad cunt
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>>73459545
Any proof, small lad?
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Fuck West Yorkshire pigs.
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>>73459544
>>73459565
boring, spamming little miserable cunt
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>>73459444
Check'd and is that his twin sister?'d.
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>>73459557
Looks like I won tiny fella
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oh know
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>>73459587
Now you mention it, they do look very similar
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>>73459587
I don't think so. She's had children by him and has a black child too.
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>>73459288
Hate nonce hunters so much. Wannabe police thugs putting children at risk. They only like the satisfaction of humiliating people.
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>>73459643
>They only like the satisfaction of humiliating people.
Auditors are the exact same.
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>>73459544
kek he's shaking so much
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>SSM Fuming that he has to go in to voluntary job tomorrow or get slapped with a sanction. He's rather spend all weekend drinking than do six hours graft.

It's a lovely
cheers x
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>>73459544
The old fella ripped his balaclava off. Would he do this to a woman wearing a burka? I reckon that's assault.
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>>73459661
Nah they don't ruin innocent people's lives. Only thugs and lawbreakers.
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>>73459590
Nah that's 1-0 to me. Thanks for playing kiddo
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He can certainly move for a fat man lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xq-WS9tyS04
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Helen been cancelled.
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Malt fucking liqueur folks. Stay malted.
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>Fri, fri, fri, fri, fucking fry them in the fucking frying pan!
https://youtu.be/Qk-G894Pt70?t=740
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Hate parking enforcement officers. Just another way to get council some money. Very shady tactics they deploy.
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>>73459734
I wonder why he rarely talks about his ex wife
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*CLANG*

seaside mark discussion in progress

*CLANG*
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>>73459734
I live on me own
I do what I want
I fart when I want
I do me own thing
Will that be alright with you de lads?
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>>73459734

The Helen saga was boring anyway. The SSM vs Exposed fella saga was the best.
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Hudderfield is an absolute shithole.
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I used to enjoy my chats with smirnoff about watches. Pity.
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>>73459770
Shut up associating your fat smelly dosser man with middle class, hard working innocent women.
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>>73459790
>The SSM vs Exposed fella saga was the best
I see SSME deleted all his videos saying SSM is dead
SSM wins again. It a lush and I mean LUSH.
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>>73459790
SSME is a pathetic, twisted and sad individual
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>>73459805
I saw him posting in the drinking thread on /ck/ last month. He's not dead like some lads are claiming
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>>73459822
Ah good. I wish him well.
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>people still think SSME wasn't an SSM character
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good to see the usual mongs on their containment general.
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Wonder if Ruth is getting drunk tonight. Lot of 18th birthday parties to go to.
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>>73459867
SSME used to stream live on YouTube. Often talking for hours about Mark. He is definitely real
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Bet you lads never got invited to any parties beyond primary school.
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>>73459890
Trashed my own house party 'cause nobody came
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>>73459885
he's mark's mate, mark asked him to do everything because it gives mark a load of sympathy and donos
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How many tramadol does on need to take to have fun but not die, asking for me.
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why did he do it bros? whats next for phillip now?
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>get a job mate!
>we've told you to fuck off, so FUCK OFF

Wagies mad. Attempted to steal his phone. Look how out of shape those old boomers are. Fucked up teeth too. Who do these twats think they are grabbing someone's property?

https://youtu.be/uoolkFsOusc
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>invited to a girl i sort of had a thing with's birthday party at the bowling alley
>didn't go
>too autistic to see it was a shit test
basically never really talked to me ever again
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>>73459821
>SSME is a pathetic, twisted and sad individual
Said the man sat in his room alone on a Friday night posting on /britfeel/
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>>73459990
yeah you're right mate, making a post on a website on a certain day sure is the same as literally devoting your life to stalking a fishy twat for over a year
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>stop being a coward and take your mask down...fucking piece of shit

no, fuck you old man. public order offences, presumed his gender (hate crime). tut tut that's how those auditors get their money. what a nasty piece of work.
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>>73459941
rule of thumb always go even if you don't want to unless your are popular
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>>73459734
He tried it on with her on holiday and she blew him out. LMFAO.
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cleaned all the dead mosquito marks on my wall lads, room looks a little more respectable.
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>>73460023
You dedicate your grim life to 4chan lad
>>
Rishi Sunak races to tighten rules for AI amid fears of existential risk

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2023/may/26/rishi-sunak-races-to-tighten-rules-for-ai-amid-fears-of-existential-risk
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>>73460086
what are you basing that off lad?
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>>73460098
You are here everyday lad don't try telling me you're not.
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>>73460130
how would you know that lad?
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Trans girl keeps on flirting with me at work. She/He/They/Whatever are nice enough but it's just weird
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>>73460198
go for it, he might have a nice big girldick for you to suck
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Garn in the spacker shower me. Will be having an early night tonight as I'm going for a trekkie brekkie in the morning.
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>>73454342
DEBATE:
Are British "People" worthy of human status?

what's it like living in a country who hasn't contributed to anything since the 1800's
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Just had another glass of water
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Just got slapped by Ruth's friend. That's assault but I'll let it slide.
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>>73460300
didnt believe you the first time, won't believe you now
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Females get away with so much.
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>kid holding his phone in front of him bursts into your house
what you doin lads
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>>73460322
Use reasonable force to escort him out and revoke his rights of access.
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>>73460322
shill my own youtube channel
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I'm getting a little tipsy lads.
Haven't had a drop to drink in months but I thought fuck it
3 pints of Red Stripe
Used to make me at least double to get to the same level of inebriation
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>>73460322
Get him arrested if he climbed any fences. That's not a civil offence at that point.
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>>73460355
Shocking how hard the law came down on him because he's black
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Don't fucking touch me mate.
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>>73460396
good, just don't go in peoples houses innit. like them kids who died in cardiff. if they weren't fuckin hooligans riding an illegal bike they wouldn't be dead lol.
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>>73460063
>He tried it on with her on holiday and she blew him out

Reckon this really happened haha
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>>73460420
Never had any mates and had a laugh when you were a kid did you?
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maybe ebin's hairline wouldn't be so bad if he didn't refuse to use shampoo
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>>73460497
yeah I did, we went out and rode our bicycles and didn't blow up on an electric motorbike cause we were fucking retarded hooligans. good riddence to em.
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I've been watching Al Jazeera recently. I know it's Qatari propaganda, but they actually cover real news, while the BBC, Sky, and GB News just cover sensationalistic crap.

Case in point, this evening the BBC and Sky are blabbing on about Phillip Schofield. I don't give a fuck about that. Al Jazeera are talking about international affairs like violence in Kosovo, and the Turkey presidential election.
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>>73460537
Yeah I like Aljazeera too lad
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Can feel a massive shit coming on
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No right listen, you know science right? RIGHT? proper loada wankers they are. It's all bollocksh.
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>>73460537
whats to talk about?
>violence in Kosovo
poo in loo, so what
>Turkey presidential election.
Kilicdaroglu got smashed in the preliminaries, theres literally no chance of him winning now
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Watching any news is low iq.
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>>73460558
I mean it's definitely not perfect. They seem to hate Israel for one thing, they keep going on about bad things Israel has done. And there was a story the other day where the presenter was just listing all these sports events in Qatar and he said Qatar is such a great destination for sports (like I said, Al Jazeera is owned by Qatar).

But at least they don't report all the gossipy shite you see on the British news channels, like the Philip Schofield story. Also Al Jazeera allowed me to avoid all the coronation shite when that was on. They did report on it, but not as much as the British channels.

All news is biased of course, but some is less odious than others.

>>73460611
>poo in loo
Kosovo is in Europe. Not South Asia.

>Kilicdaroglu got smashed in the preliminaries, theres literally no chance of him winning now
I still find it a more interesting topic than all this crying about how Phillip Schofield has lost his apparently glittering career because he's a nonce. I don't care about that. I never watched his shows. I do watch the British news channels at times, but I hate it when they report these gossipy, completely unimportant stories. There's wars going on around the world and they're reporting on some presenter and his boyfriend.
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>>73460537
>they are talking about bumfuck nowhere mudslime lands. thats real news inshallah!

iqbal, please kill yourself.
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>>73460649
>Kosovo is in Europe
yeah the toilet of europe
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Partial to a mars bar ice cream, I am
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>>73460420
Those kids were saints don't you know.
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>>73460475
He spent all his savings on taking her on holiday and didn't get so much as a wank off her.
It not right.
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>>73459770
Please write an entire story about SSM shagging Ruth. It gets me so hard.
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I stood up for myself today at work.
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Mummy let me use a knife today unassisted.
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Women have no forethought
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>>73460767
what was his mum thinking letting him use a knife
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Men have no respect.
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I'm using the internet unsupervised
Cock
Shit
Piss
Fanny
Poo Poo
Pee Pee
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>>73460518
Are you saying the shampoo is sneaking into his bedroom at nights and shaving his hair as pay back for not using it? Dastardly/10
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>>73460812
actually its more like his hair is committing suicide out of shame
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Doubt I'll ever get a gf
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wicken shish webab today

coz im healthy

how dy'all eat your webabs?

knife fork?

sandwich style?

rip pieces off?
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Her eggs will never be fertilised by your sperm.
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>>73460834
yeah i doubt you will either
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>>73460834
same. I haven't had sex since 2008 lol.
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>>73460862
I haven't had sex ever.
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>>73460834
Doubt you'll ever go outside and get a haircut.
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>>73460851
Now this one is actually inaccurate

>>73460891
Had a haircut last week, cost 16 bong, rip off
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>>73460656
Kosovo is in Europe and Turkey is partly in Europe. Turkey's election is quite interesting I think. It could influence what part Turkey plays in the Russia-Ukraine war.

And no I'm not going to kill myself so you'll just have to impotently seethe.

>>73460661
"Poo in loo" on 4chan is usually used to refer to Indians but Kosovo is nowhere near India.
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Home from work and i have a bad headache
Wish i had a cute lad to wear girl's clothes and sit on my lap
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>>73460936
Nobody gives a shit about your 3rd world lands Bilal.
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>>73460944
Sick of this gimmick already but I doubt you'll stop at this point
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I've got a job where I have to do 'real world testing' of electric vehicles before they are released to market. My job description is literally just 'drive 500 miles per shift', where shall I go tomorrow? Anywhere in England/Wales
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>>73460947
Impotently seethe.
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>>73460980
Lake district and back. Buy yourself a cartmel sticky toffee pudding. Their chocolate pudding is nice as well.
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>>73460980
Go think of a better larp dosser?
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>>73461100
I'm not a dosser and it's not a LARP
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>>73460980
somewhere with a rude name.
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Lads.
What we drinking?
What we eating?
What we listening to?
For me...
20 cans of Budweiser
Rice cakes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7P_A1gVX4s
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>>73461173
I like to put sriracha on my rice cakes
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>>73460891
Thinking about it, haircuts are pretty much the only reason I ever leave the house now. Fucking hell.
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Why would a pregnant woman want nothing to do with the father? Not in a hostile way, but more a neutral ambivalence
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Nu threadington awaits

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