Brodick, Isle of Arran, Scotland edition
seasideMARK is dead ahaahahahah!!!! The trolls won, once and for all!!!!!!
amer is known for having a tight sphincter
>>73454353wont believe it until i see his corpse
I hope he's having another great day above ground. He loves Fridays.
Poo poo, eat da
>>73454358That's what they said about Jim Morrison and look where we are!!! TROLLS WON SO FUCKING GET IN!!!!!!!
>>73454384not until he uploads a beyond the grave update, no sir
Feel groggy.Only had 4 beers so no hangover.Had a sleeping tablets at 10pm, it could be that. I did also sleep for 11.5 hours, so it could be that.I'll go sit in the sun with a Jamaican roll up and see if that helps. It's a tough life being DFH.
>>73454382Are you trying to tell us your father drowned in a freak sewage accident?
Feel better after being sat in the sun.Might have a nice can of beer, then wander to the supermarket, and get back in time for my radiofu this afternoon. Going to be nice, and buy a toy or 2 for my frens dog. When I took the dog back yesterday m, found out he has no toys. I should have left senor knot last night
>>73454634any plans to look for a job today?
Beer in meCat on the kneeRadio playingFeel good, know what am saying?Going to the supermarket Too hot to wear a stupid jacketDoss feel doss feelMight get something nice for teaNot sure what, beers certainlyGo back home and sit on my bumWant to play games, but will sit with cat chum.Doss feel doss feel.
>>73454721It's hard finding something I'm suitable for. Got bumhole incontinence so I need immediate access to a toilet. I'm a pleb so only worked in factories, and I'm more or less skill less.
>>73454634You're a good lad to buy him a few toys.
On /pol/ you can post whatever opinion you like and you won't get banned (as long as it's not a direct threat of violence I suppose)But on /leftypol/ they will ban you if you don't regurgitate their insane talking points LMAOI definitely don't agree with /pol/ on everything, but it is at least true that /pol/ has some semblance of free speech.
>>73454778He was a nice dog. And a puppy, and puppies should have some toys.Heading out now.
i took several large shits this morning now my anus is in absolute agony, this is how gays probably feel all the time. mental
Hi bb, how are you today?
>>73454817I've always found this with lefties. I'm left leaning but believe in true free speech. The left want to censor opinions that aren't in line with their rhetoric
The local chicken shop opposite the pub has closed down. Gutted
Cmon my lidThat's right my lid
The local paki shop opposite the pub has closed down. Delighted
>The Iocal paki shop opposite the pub has closed down. Delighted
just woke up lids. any seaside mark updates?
>Called the lad behind the counter "Dawg" as I thanked himWhy the fuck did I say that?I can't stop thinking about it
force feeding ruth my cum
fish or shit today?
The local fish shop opposite the toilet has closed down for the day. Gutted
>>73455029he's not posted anything new all week
>>73454878Well I think there are people on both sides who want to censor speech they don't like, but it's just funny that /leftypol/ will ban you for opinions they don't like, like they just did to me, but /pol/ won't. You can say left-wing or right-wing stuff on /pol/ and you won't get banned.
>>73454970It'll open up under a new name soon. They do that.
The local GUM clinic opposite the toilet has closed down. Gutted
might leave the office early today
>>73455215bossman wont like this
I voted for brexit because immigration was making it difficult to get a job
>>73455278No job for you my lad
Rate my RSPCA haul. Cup for me
need an ebin hairline update right fucking now
>>73454984There always overpriced af
>>73455313>Financing the VILE ABHORRANT REPREHENSIBLE animal tyrants
Might get a takeaway in and a few beers HHL style tonight. Fancy an Indian me.
Not been around for about 6 months, any suicides or gossip around here?
>News Now Yorkshire hasn't uploaded in 2 weeksHope he's ok desu
>>73455073probably because the people on /pol/ don't actually run /pol/, not really the same situation is it
Just realized the 2020s went a whole FUCKING lot different from what i expected out of them so farThings were looking quite bright in early 2020, now it's just a ridiculous shitshow beyond measure both on the macro and micro scalesNo need to despair THOUGH, always darkest before the dawn et cetera
Fucking gorgeous day to be honest.
>>73455377They're more akin to auditors, if you aren't doing a good enough job they can take the animals away. Neglect, abuse, these are things auditors go after.
hope ssm goes live tonight
>>73455435SSM is dead
hope ssm does dead tonight
>>73454353>seasideMARK is deadproof?
can't believe london audits got stabbed, miss the little mong
>>73455459Auditing a drug deal, or was it a rival auditor?
>>73455467nah he was running with scissors and tripped, the daft twat
just want a bacon bacon buppy time update desu
>>73454817Leftypol all be like, nibbas hug my anus.
>>73455473Should have audited his carrying of scissors risk assessment and SOP.
A week ago I was in me flying boxroom having a great day above Turkish groundToday I'm in me boxroom reading drivelIt not right how life can change in a instant
Guys this is London audits I'm here at cobalt Square um that's near Vauxhall in uh Central Londonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_OqKIksuII
>>73455423>always darkest before the dawn et ceteraOh aye, oh aye indeed
hate tyrant losers, simple as
>>73454342Dominos - DEVOUREDKrispy krems - ATEDNap - YESGod I love being a neet
>>73455497Same de lod, can't believe SSM is doing this to us
>>73455563i'm not going to spend time reading thatstill hasn't learnt to read then
Chemistry was one of his passions, as was metalwork, currency and minge
>wake up for wage slavery at 6am>turn on tv>absolute brown skin qt presenting bbc breakfast >thicc>booba>summer dressIt was quite nice tbqh i tired to find a pic but i can only find the much uglier short hair brown lass
really dislike most things about being alive tbqh
>>73455592Sign up to Iplayer and get a screenshot for us.Also, are you sure it wasn't a tanned Carol kirkwood. She'd receive a good penising, if you know what I mean.
>>73455655>really dislike most things about being alive tbqhfair
https://youtu.be/0_OqKIksuII?t=713Brutal putdown from are lad LA
Some seriously qt negresses on the train today, one quite scantily clad an an absolute 10/10
>>73455676are LA dismantles the absurdity of the loser tyrants with his razor sharp wit
>>73455713making british transport police aware of this post
>>73455519i would make a seasidemark wiki page but i know the wikipedia tyrants would just delete it
how old do you think makaveli is
>>73455724Do they have the horn for black girls?
anyone's imaginary frog do anything recently?
>>73455783I'll take a guess at, 28
>>73455724Lol, you jest, but someone is being arrested right now (black)
Just got up me. It Friday x
Friday is the 5th day of the week.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExaaIsrGm6U
>>73455783>wwe into music>dishevelled makaveli standing T posting for a good 30+ seconds>necks a can of the cheapest shit avaliable >mutters to him self and the camera>always sounds sick>cant hear fuck all because hes still blasting music>paces around run down box room/back garden>"uk drinking community" >sticks on some 2 pac and does some more T posing Looks like hes about to drop dead at any second tbqh
Black man on the train now screaming that Prince Harry shags ladyboys, police on the platform lol
>>73455833>Friday is the 5th day of the week.Proof?
Would like to request all blacks are removed from my train carriage
>>73455835Makaveli posted a video titled 6am cider time last weekA very grim life that boy leads
Makaveli has a better life than SSM
Fuck Veli 420Fuck horse teeth
>>73455893Makaveli and SSM have a better life than you.
>>73455835I've noticed he's been ranting about that Veli420 a lot lately. There's always drama in the UK drinking community.
>>73455914they have better lives than pretty much anyone who isn't rich
>>73455794Caught him auditing the fridge last night, we need some more smoked bacon rashers.
Peak Makaveli is when he's on the Soops.
>>73454342Fuck you bong nigger
That post is proof, as we all know, that OP is a faggot.
if you hate the taste of winewhy do you drink it til you're bliiiindhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZc2ylAwRf8
what happened to the mihai guy
>>73455989deadsevered his spinal cord in a self sucking accident
>>73455999what about that guy, can't remember his name, was like icy mike or something like that?
Veli420 firing back at Makhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-awzZK6AbY
I'm currently passing through 'that' city but it doesn't feel like it
heard rumour that SSM gets a pint of maggots from the tackle shop and just eats them on his way home
one for the righteousone for the ruling classhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9JParZ96wU
the past inside the presenthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhPWJHrwgR4
I got a browser extension to change the speed of videos, now I've just been watching porn at 2x speed and it's just opened a whole new door
>>73454634most people shouldnt have dogs. its a real problem. far too many plebby scum who dont know how to look after a dog, socialize or discipline a dog properly and certainly cant even afford the damn dog. really noticeable the increase in dogs in last 10 years even though living standards have dropped. idiots. clueless. just see dog AWWW CUTE I WANT ONE. cant even think of consequences. underclass SCUM.
no one deserves ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pg7y4czi3UQ
whats pakiboo upto these days?
Just spunked 180 in aldi my lids, all for free, living that seaside lifestyle, the mushy peas and battered fish are better in aldi than waitrose, full shop at waitrose next time. some chav in aldi was moaning about the price of cheese to put on top of his food.
anyone want a synchronized wank sesh
Might get Game Pass. Any game recs that are on it?
>>73455947makaveli legit looks like hes on drugs
>>73456330lets be honest, he probably is
>>73456330He's definitely on cannabis
>>73456325I've been playing the new Hitman games recently, pretty fun
>>73455947hes a fucking moron
>>73456341I've been playing with my bumhole, pretty smelly
SSM UPDATE geddindere mah liiiiiiidhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv3Iqhg_Er4
>>73456340Cannabis? But that's a Class B drug! The maximum penalty for possession of cannabis is five years imprisonment! A magistrate's court could also impose a fine of up to 2500 pounds!
>>73456462Just an old video from last Tuesday sadlyhttps://youtu.be/qv3Iqhg_Er4?t=521
lets be honest, suicide should be legal and encouraged
>>73456459Is your bumhole on game pass?
>>73456484gay pass lad
whats britnoncie up to these days?
>>73456479just need to know hes ok
did smirntoff end up dying in the end then or what?
>>73456523I didn't know he played.Minecraft bants.Not sure, some anons said he was posting a bit back.
Bit of grinding on Fortnite now off to get some din dins. Just another day in the NEET life. Wempted for a wiss up tonight but garn save meself for tomorrow.
>awkward encounter ill end up replaying againffs
grown men playing fortnite are nonces
might get a dragon soop from the shoppington later
>>73456594the sheer amount of caffeine and sugar in them makes me feel like i'm dying
>>73456607>>73456608never tried one. may be a complete waste of 4 quid
>he can't handle his dragon soops
When I worked night shifts at the petrol station I drank like 4-6 dragon soops. Gave me heart palpitations but it got me through
Think I'd rather cuddle Martha Stewart then Megan used to be a Fox.
>>73456523if im honest? hope so. not out of meanness but he seemed to be suffering. will put him out of his misery plus allowing his daughter to be loomed after by someone who isnt a degenerate alcoholic who lives in squalor on a filthy mattress in his living room surrounded by tins and flies and garbage and hurting himself spreading blood everywhere. hopefully his mum wi be put in a proper home too. hes not fit as a carer either for hinself or others
Been watching Mad Men lads. Really good so far
>>73456797I've not seen it, but heard good things.
Just woke up (kidding) has anyone done a welfare check on smirnoff, got nasty bump on head last time he was here
>>73456797Wish Christina would join OnlyFans
firing up the 'q anyone want a burger?
I want to lick this bird's tummy, to be quite frankhttps://youtu.be/blyyH3MKMy4
saw ruth walking by tesco express in york a while ago.
>>73456904yellow fever eh?
>>73456904imagine if she did queef asmr
Oh no, the based AB getting detained. Not fucking on pigs. https://youtu.be/6ojZxTGEvoI
The chief constable will be getting his cheque book out. Fucking disgraceful behaviour.
>>73456904>idk why in editing i wish i wore the other topShe knew what she was doing :)
>>73455422It's just the fact that /pol/ is obviously mostly right-wing, but they don't ban left-wing views. But /leftypol/ will ban you for even moderate views.I just said on /leftypol/ that I support Ukraine, which is seen as a left-wing view on /pol/, but they see it as far-right on /leftypol/, because "muh Ukraine nazis" or something. And thus /leftypol/ banned me after 2 posts because of this opinion, lol. And I didn't even insult them, besides saying that people who support Russia are stupid, but I didn't insult any particular person.>>73455498They seem to be obsessed with being anti-imperialist or something.
DJ and AB posting at the same time. Really in competition with each other now.
>>73455073What did you say for the ban? What their opinion on Ukriane war?
Another Friday night in mummy's house is it chaps?
>>73456995So leftypol support Russia because of muh communism? Current Russia and Putin larp about Soviet Union but their not even close to that commie ideology and are more western leaning apart from culture and religion but this will change over the next decade or however long Putin stays in power back to the old Stalinist days
>kfc>mcdonalds>indian curry shop>paki kebab shop>chippy>chinesewhat greasy shite should i get tonight ffs too much choice
>>73457094don't think its really even communism per se, theres just a lot of america bad brainrot around, which yeah sure they are but that doesn't make other guy good either
I want to fucking rape chris-chan
>>73457105>what greasy shite should i get tonight ffs too much choicechinese
>>73457105>what greasy shite should i get tonight ffs too much choiceChinese. Special fried rice, salt and pepper chips, tub of curry sauce.
Most of the posters ITT will spend the whole summer in their room posting the same dire shit everyday on 4Chan/britfeel>And you'll be here to read every post XD>That includes you mong XD
>>73457170of course ,who tf would want to go outside
>>73457170that includes you mong, you'll be here to read every post
I'm sure she wears this all the time, not just for the purpose of this video.
>>73457170Do you not get bored making the same post every day?
There's no answer for longterm shutins like myself. I've been a shutin for over 10 years. People would see a huge red flag if I have to explain myself so relationships are off the table.
>>73457170Mostly true, I'll be here to read every post, in between going to pick the kids up while i look for work and cooking dinner. /britfeel/ is far far better for mental health than twitter desu
Gonna go down the offie in a minute. Don't have a lot of money so I'm gonna buy some cheap booze. Any recs for something that'll get me pissed cheap and not taste completely awful? No Frosty Jacks or anything like that
A London teenager who walked into a strangers house to make a TikTok prank video has been arrested, two days after appearing in court.Bacari-Bronze O Garro, better known as Mizzy, was detained on Friday by a plain clothes officer for allegedly breaching a criminal behaviour order.On Wednesday, the 18-year-old admitted breaching a community protection notice over the 15 May trespass in Hackney.
>>73457243I'd get some polish beers if they have some, zubr or tyskie would be my rec.
When a girl sees an unattractive lad get on the bus, she does this.
>>73457266taking an unsolicited picture of a girl on a bus is worse than taking up two seats lad
>>73457243Scrumpy jack, k cider. Polish imported beers are strong at 6-8 per cent
>>73457266THOT in training needs to not sit on the seats for the elderly.
>>73457252Saw some clips of him, seems like a right little cunt.Weirdly enough his prank of walking up to women at night with a balaclava on and asking "do you want to die" is exactly the kind of thing ruthmong or whoever that night walk incel is encourages.
>>73457277Nothing unlawful about doing that. Same for her really. She doesn't have to move. >>73457286There's no laws requiring someone to give up their seat for anyone. It's only considered policy/courtesy.
Flag on the Adidas buildingCringe
>>73456055awwone of certainone for the real confuss x
>>73457301Based prankster not letting women take away our nightwalks. It's the only thing we males have left. Women will never feel safe walking alone at night. For me, it's such a therapeutic thing to do.
>>73457043They deleted the post so I can't get the exact wording but I basically said that anyone who supports Russia is either stupid or paid to be pro-Russian. There is evidence for such paid people - there's a troll factory in St Petersburg, paid for by Prigozhin, the same guy who leads the Wagner Group: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_Research_AgencyThen I said how Putin's invasion isn't just killing Ukrainians, and targeting Ukrainian civilians, but it's also killing all the Russians who are being conscripted and sent to die on the front lines.>What their opinion on Ukriane war?I think they support a negotiated settlement to stop escalation and more deaths, but many of their posts also seemed to just be overtly pro-Russian, and calling Ukraine "nazis". I think there are some limited far-right elements within Ukraine, but there are in Russia too. In both countries, these far-right elements are very small and fringe. This is another thing I said to them.>>73457094>>73457111I think I saw them call NATO imperialistic or whatever, and they think Ukraine are nazis, even though both Ukraine and Russia have far-right elements, but in both countries, these elements are very small and limited. Both the Ukrainian and Russian governments do not endorse nazism, of course (but Russia are still in the wrong, in my view, because they've invaded a sovereign country).
Seeing Xiu Xiu in Bristol next week, can't wait lads. I hear they're covering Ceremony on their set list which is one of my favourite covers everhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95ms8A2XJY0
>>73457323Oh no, a troon flag. DJ will be burning his stinky green Adidas trackies now.
LA audits has never been to los angeles in his life
>>73457343Nice one lad. Are you going solo?
>>73457337He did the same thing to men. You'd probably shit yourself in that situation, good job you never go outside.
>>73457323All day I dream about sexchangers?
>>73457354London Audits has never left the country. He doesn't even have a passport.
>>73457356Going with a friend.
>>73457363Has he even left london before?
>>73457361I don't anymore because I am fed up of the hassle of pigs either searching me, beating me up or arresting me for no reason. It's the rogue night police I'm more concerned about. At night they get away with a lot more with fewer witnesses.
>>73457376you haven't left your bedroom in months
>>73457369Yeah he's accompanied by other auditors in case he gets lost.
Just think if we all had a qt gf we wouldn't be so weird and misogynistic.
>>73457338NATO plus American is modern day imperialism is just Putin is doing the old command and conquer quests that people alive today have never seen but maybe read history books on it
>>73457382I have no reason to. No responsibilities. The pigs affected my mental health pretty bad.
>>73457338The way that terminally online lefties tie themselves in knots like this is very frustrating. Frankly I think there's a fair bit of good old fashioned contrarianism to it as well, along with black and white "USA bad, NATO bad" thinking.
>>73457398speak for yourself innit
I do my nightwalks on Google Streetview. It's just as good and 100% safer.
remember one time on a night work a PC tyrant pointed a loaded firearm at my headthey're out of control at night
Want to plug her with my cock
Me? I'm a proud Lidlchad.
Remember one time on a nightwalk a PC tyrant held me by my pigtails and swung me around like in Matilda
laurel dreams of Tyrone walking into her life. Short girls love tall black lads.
>>73457439do it lid
>>73457439You should plug me with your cock xx
>>73457439who is this Iad
>>73457433They would do this I reckon outside of cctv areas. Scary to think about.
>>73457439why do i see this tranny in every thread
>>73457468think it's freya wynn. feel cringe for knowing that and i hope it's wrong
buy a 4 pack of lidl dark fruits for pre-drinks and drink it on the way into town ohoh yes tonight will be good I tHink
>>73457481i think you're right https://www.ashemaletube.com/model/freya-wynn-3715/
>>73457429Don't be a fantasising woman. Get yourself out on some neet nightwalks.
>>73457468Sylvia De Sade>>73457478She's my bae
>baeRuthmong watches tranny porn in his security hut
ah m8 ur an absolute bloodeh tahrent
>>73457524Ruthmongs browser tabs>britfeel>ashemaletrube>youtube for auditors/asmr
Ruthmong sat in his security hut sweating his fat tits off.
>>73457408>along with black and white "USA bad, NATO bad" thinking.What's weird to me is how often I see "USA bad therefore Russia and China must be good", like all three can't have problems.
>>73457534Nah I couldn't do lonely work like that. My life is basically sat at home all day.
>>73457531This is all wrong btw.
What was it that turned you into the snivelling shit bag you are today?
>>73457589>What was it that turned you into the snivelling shit bag you are today?Waking up was enough to ruin my day.
Fartingtonshireham status: Ripped
Need to buy a used pair of knickers to spice up my wanks
Nappywappy status; loaded
Hope we get a HHL dinner update this evening.
>>73457403NATO is just a collection of countries that don't want to be attacked, of course. While Putin is an imperialist who wants to take as much land as he can.>>73457408>contrarianismI suppose so. And this trait can be found in spades on both /pol/ and /leftypol/. But at least /pol/ doesn't ban you merely for having an opinion that goes against the majority of the board.>>73457544True, all 3 have problems, but at least the US doesn't poison political opponents to my knowledge (like Russia did to Navalny), or lock up Muslims in re-education camps (as China does).
>>73457710I had fish and chippy wippies from the fish shoppington. No piccy wiccy this time as I've already necked it.
No woman other than those in your family will ever say they love you.
working on my sci-fi novel, basically the idea is that humans are beset by two evil races; the n'ger who are like dark skinned orcs, basically savage beasts that destroy everything and the parkis who are more copper skinned, they're deviously cunning and fanatically worship a dark god. Later its learned that both races are secretly controlled by the seemingly benevolent juu
I refuse to work until unemployment levels drop drastically, I'm not paying for dossers to doss all day.
>>73457777False, I can pay escorts and cam girls to say whatever I want. Also your mum says it for free.
Got a blueberry sour raspberry elfbar, pretty nice. Might be my favourite disposable vape I've tried
>>73457730That is still western imperialism lad. Just the west have a much better way going about it, and due to all the corruption cant compete economically (Russia should have the Norway model for gas/oil) and only though military means they can stop it and even then can then they are struggling due 3rd world corruption inside the army
Hope we get a HHL nappy update this evening.
Can't believe footlad has gone for good
Just had a drink of water
>>73457896pics or it didn't happen lad
lost my shit box lids wat do
Ruthmong doing his security checks rn
He'll get back, sit back in his box, check Ruth's youtube and sigh before scrolling through the latest ONS immigration data
Ruth would be impressed with an SIA licence
packing in smoking has actually made my dick bigger, doesnt matter because the rest of me cant attract a woman, but its still a nice things i suppose
imagine lying about drinking water
>>73457901>>73458088I've drank it now lad.
based hydrated anon, we should strive to be more like him
Remember when seasideMARKs smoke alarm went off?HOWLING!!
>>73458102im not 'drinking' your lies lad.
won't be drinking tonight because i got pissed last night init
>>73458083Maybe it was always that big, but you couldn't see it properly because of all the smoke?
>>73458083>>73458137Might be due to healthier circulation.
highly trained apus released to find pigeon eggs
Just looked outside and some pooe cucked husband is having to put all his retro games and systems in the car. No doubt the wifey made him do this. Imagine being this controlled by some foul smelling pussy.
>>73458212Peculiar lie to tell
>remember when <redacted> did <redacted>Those were the days
remember when ssm did eat his dinner of the worktopThose were the days
>>73457808>In February 1991, Poland, Hungary, and Czechoslovakia formed the Visegrad Group to push for European integration under the European Union and NATOhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enlargement_of_NATOI mean this does sound quite different to being taken over or invaded.
Is 40k enough to live in London, or am I going to have to commute for 2 hours from my parents house again?
>>73458372you painting models for a living lad? heh
could do with a sandford lane live from are ssm
Just giving the old stringed instrument a twang
SSM only doing 3 minute streams once a week. He doesn't need the seasideMONGs any more, he's got a better life then all of them.
Just had a piss
>>7345860950 pee in the larp jar lad
Fink a little R&R sessh might be in order me liddinghamshiretons
Philip Schofield is a nonce
Ruthmong sat outside his security hut soaking up the last of the sun.
>>73458681pipe down eamon holmes
Filming in a public place is not a crime.
the only issue being a scaffolder and the lads stopping off at the pub on the way home and having a pint is the fuckin missus starts nagging me ringing asking where I am getting all possesive because I want a quick swift one with the boys before coming home to have awful missionary sex as she shows me her god awful tik toks and I question why I got a mortgage with her anyway how you cunts doing
>>73458252Nah it's real and quite sad really. Whole car is full up now with old vidya game boxes and consoles. Middle aged is deoressing.
Hope Flad is enjoying his Friday nightProbably working out or playing vidya
>>73458725Tahrents don't want you to know this but i've literally filmed hundreds of public places for free
>>73458725filming cute girls on the beach in their skimpy bikinis is also not a crime
>>73458759where did the fat cunt get too?
love cute lads me.
>>73458734>missionary sex as she shows me her god awful tik toksI'm doing alri, just waiting on a goyslop delivery. Chinese goyslop tonight.
>>73458803He works full time now
I wonder what her plan to raise the sprog is. I know she's loaded financially due to a good job so she'll be alright but what about the difficult gruelling stuff?
Is Jaegermeister any good? Kind of want to try it
>>73458850Tastes like toffee mixed with vomit
>>73458850taste like medicine on its own so you have to mix it with cola which works well
>>73458850it tastes weird, like medicinal? it tastes like what imagine vicks vaporrub to taste like
>>73458850Why not try it and tell us
>>73458850only low IQ plebs drink it. get some taste ffs
Just want a smirnoff fruit fly update
>>73458803Not everyone spends everyday here you sad sack
>Fat man eating LOL xD
>>73458929Yes I am, LOL!
>>73458921im glad the sad twat is gone. make way for comfy posters like chariman helper.
>signature usejanny gonna FREAK
>>73458687In my boxroom dreading the hot summer again.
>>73458921god he's so fucking pretty and i'm so fucking JEALOUS
>>73458982I just want to snuggle up with him and rub his toned tummy
>>73458975>chariman helperHe's a pokemon now?
imagine still posting in britfeelJust could not be me desu
Will be having my first ever wank to a trans lass later
>>73459063today is my first day back in 6 months
britfeel dead tonight desu
>>73459094It always slows down at weekends
>>734590776 weeks for meAnd it is still just as cretinous as ever
>>73459118im genuinely shocked how little it's changed
>>73459127why? its not changed at all in years other than threads last days instead of hours now
>>73459127It is like 6 sad cases who have no actual life and 90 percent of the posts are from themUntil they leave it cannot change
Fast food night tonight. Get in there.
>>73459149They are unironically keeping this dead general alive
Does BN still ever post? If not, what else does he do with his life, drivel was everything to him
>>73459147on a wide scale sure but there used to be lot of new gimmicks popping up, its still ssm and auditors
Really miss Ebin desu, he made the thread
In Glasgow for one night only, where do i go on a friday night?
>>73459185Fuck Ebin, I just want Footlad and Smirnoff back.
>>73459164I do not see this as a good thing desuVery toxic
>>73459171We still have soundmong
Fucking hell, that anon was righthttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/phillip-schofield-itv-holly-willoughby-stephanie-daily-mail-b1084095.html
>>73459171gimmick posting is what killed the thread
>>73459185have you SEEN his hairline though??
>>73459193Smirnoff has died, I'm sorry to say
>>73459221Only in August 2022
What happened to frosty jackz? Does he still post here off-name?
>>73459232Frosty is a Shippy character and he has been retired
Does ShipAnon still post? I remember him being active around 2017/2018
>>73459245Died of heart failure in 2021.
>>73459250Fucking ell half the old posters are dead now
>>73459203Never knew he was gay lmao must have missed that few years ago
>shippy>ebin>tilde>squaddie anon>night walk anon>milk gorilla lad>truckbot>london gangster news ladand some others i cant remember, all good lads, all dead now
wonder what ssm thinks about schofield being a nonce
>>73459250It was his love of pies that got him in the end
>>73459266you forgot cola
>>73459245Yes but not every day anymore Maroon 5 this love?
>>73459274yes, cola, also that lad who used to film himself riding around on a pushbike and screaming "britfeel" at normies
Lollers will love hearing this news >Two paedophile hunters face becoming the first in the UK to be jailed after wrongly accusing innocent father of being a rapist and sexting a child in humiliating 14-minute livestreamhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12128395/Two-paedophile-hunters-wrongly-accused-father-sexting-child-branded-rapist.html
Fuming. Friday evening is ruined. The way this new pig was told to "earn his colours" by his superior. They used the man doing a legal activity as an excuse to train them up in searching (unlawfully). Scum fucking scum. Handcuffed too. Totally unnecessary.https://youtu.be/6ojZxTGEvoI
>>73459273Fucking hell, waa waa?
anyone remember bonobo bob? wonder what hes up to
anyone remember 'one punch darren'? wonder what he is up to
>>73459289Watched that earlierDetained for just looking in a car window. Unbelievable
UKMTT's latest videos have been a bit weak, imoHope he goes back to his old filming style
I have noted down all the car registrations in my ever expanding spreadsheet and associated them with Hemel Hempstead. That'll teach them.
140 lads watching AY's live premierehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj7zJqXfN8A
>>73459289>Fuming. Friday evening is ruined.lmao fucking hell you lads are pathetic
>>73459323Mad world. I'm definitely going to be doing this on nightwalks. Walk around with notepad and start writing down all registrations by looking through the gate. What can they do legally? Nothing.
>>73459371Jim henson brought out a new film?
>>73459348Too much comedy. Needs more passive aggressiveness.
>>73459379Why would you do that? "Because I can and it isn't illegal" isn't a reason
>>73459364Please don't roast him too much. He's going through a hard time.
>>73459389There doesn't have to be a reason. The point is I am not doing anything wrong.
>>73459364140 sad cunts spending Friday night watching a sad cunt
Leeds accent automatically makes people sound stupid
Bet it's mostly men who watch audit videos. Definitely something going on with our lads.
>>73459421whats a leeds accent sound like
>>73459420you're one of 55 sad cunts sitting in /britfeel/ on a friday night
>>73459421Calm down mate. At least they have girlfriends.
>>73459438AY, he grew up in Leeds
>>73459444She is a 10/10 in Yorkshire
Really quite enjoy lager shandy ngl
I'd never live up north. South east is based.
SEASIDE SPECIALhttps://youtu.be/Qk-G894Pt70SEASIDE SPECIALSeaside Coming on strong. Is that alright with you de lads? Jobcentre gave him days off. He such a hard grafter. He the hardest grafter Jobcentre ever known. He in all week .He make us proud xxxx
>>73459515>been drinking all day>job centre want him at work tomorrow 9am Howling!
Assaulted and verbally abused by these garage goons. https://youtu.be/z7YUZWuVerc?t=6m30s
>>73459440And you are here reading every post sad cunt
>>73459545Any proof, small lad?
Fuck West Yorkshire pigs.
>>73459544>>73459565boring, spamming little miserable cunt
>>73459444Check'd and is that his twin sister?'d.
>>73459557Looks like I won tiny fella
>>73459587Now you mention it, they do look very similar
>>73459587I don't think so. She's had children by him and has a black child too.
>>73459288Hate nonce hunters so much. Wannabe police thugs putting children at risk. They only like the satisfaction of humiliating people.
>>73459643>They only like the satisfaction of humiliating people.Auditors are the exact same.
>>73459544kek he's shaking so much
>SSM Fuming that he has to go in to voluntary job tomorrow or get slapped with a sanction. He's rather spend all weekend drinking than do six hours graft.It's a lovelycheers x
>>73459544The old fella ripped his balaclava off. Would he do this to a woman wearing a burka? I reckon that's assault.
>>73459661Nah they don't ruin innocent people's lives. Only thugs and lawbreakers.
>>73459590Nah that's 1-0 to me. Thanks for playing kiddo
He can certainly move for a fat man lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xq-WS9tyS04
https://youtu.be/9WikxEhLyiwHelen been cancelled.
Malt fucking liqueur folks. Stay malted.
>Fri, fri, fri, fri, fucking fry them in the fucking frying pan! https://youtu.be/Qk-G894Pt70?t=740
Hate parking enforcement officers. Just another way to get council some money. Very shady tactics they deploy.
>>73459734I wonder why he rarely talks about his ex wife
SeasideMark riding Ruth bareback. With every thrust of his hips he loudly exclaims "OHHH IT'S LUSH AND I MEAN LUSH". The slap of Ruth's cheeks echoes around the ruined streets of Swanage.
*CLANG*seaside mark discussion in progress *CLANG*
>>73459734I live on me ownI do what I wantI fart when I wantI do me own thingWill that be alright with you de lads?
>>73459734The Helen saga was boring anyway. The SSM vs Exposed fella saga was the best.
Hudderfield is an absolute shithole.
I used to enjoy my chats with smirnoff about watches. Pity.
>>73459770Shut up associating your fat smelly dosser man with middle class, hard working innocent women.
>>73459790>The SSM vs Exposed fella saga was the bestI see SSME deleted all his videos saying SSM is deadSSM wins again. It a lush and I mean LUSH.
>>73459790SSME is a pathetic, twisted and sad individual
>>73459805I saw him posting in the drinking thread on /ck/ last month. He's not dead like some lads are claiming
>>73459822Ah good. I wish him well.
>people still think SSME wasn't an SSM character
good to see the usual mongs on their containment general.
Wonder if Ruth is getting drunk tonight. Lot of 18th birthday parties to go to.
>>73459867SSME used to stream live on YouTube. Often talking for hours about Mark. He is definitely real
Bet you lads never got invited to any parties beyond primary school.
>>73459890Trashed my own house party 'cause nobody came
>>73459885he's mark's mate, mark asked him to do everything because it gives mark a load of sympathy and donos
How many tramadol does on need to take to have fun but not die, asking for me.
why did he do it bros? whats next for phillip now?
>get a job mate!>we've told you to fuck off, so FUCK OFFWagies mad. Attempted to steal his phone. Look how out of shape those old boomers are. Fucked up teeth too. Who do these twats think they are grabbing someone's property?https://youtu.be/uoolkFsOusc
>invited to a girl i sort of had a thing with's birthday party at the bowling alley>didn't go>too autistic to see it was a shit testbasically never really talked to me ever again
>>73459821>SSME is a pathetic, twisted and sad individualSaid the man sat in his room alone on a Friday night posting on /britfeel/
>>73459990yeah you're right mate, making a post on a website on a certain day sure is the same as literally devoting your life to stalking a fishy twat for over a year
>stop being a coward and take your mask down...fucking piece of shitno, fuck you old man. public order offences, presumed his gender (hate crime). tut tut that's how those auditors get their money. what a nasty piece of work.
>>73459941rule of thumb always go even if you don't want to unless your are popular
>>73459734He tried it on with her on holiday and she blew him out. LMFAO.
cleaned all the dead mosquito marks on my wall lads, room looks a little more respectable.
>>73460023You dedicate your grim life to 4chan lad
Rishi Sunak races to tighten rules for AI amid fears of existential riskhttps://www.theguardian.com/technology/2023/may/26/rishi-sunak-races-to-tighten-rules-for-ai-amid-fears-of-existential-risk
>>73460086what are you basing that off lad?
>>73460098You are here everyday lad don't try telling me you're not.
>>73460130how would you know that lad?
Trans girl keeps on flirting with me at work. She/He/They/Whatever are nice enough but it's just weird
>>73460198go for it, he might have a nice big girldick for you to suck
Garn in the spacker shower me. Will be having an early night tonight as I'm going for a trekkie brekkie in the morning.
>>73454342DEBATE:Are British "People" worthy of human status?what's it like living in a country who hasn't contributed to anything since the 1800's
Just had another glass of water
Just got slapped by Ruth's friend. That's assault but I'll let it slide.
>>73460300didnt believe you the first time, won't believe you now
Females get away with so much.
>kid holding his phone in front of him bursts into your housewhat you doin lads
>>73460322Use reasonable force to escort him out and revoke his rights of access.
>>73460322shill my own youtube channel
I'm getting a little tipsy lads.Haven't had a drop to drink in months but I thought fuck it3 pints of Red StripeUsed to make me at least double to get to the same level of inebriation
>>73460322Get him arrested if he climbed any fences. That's not a civil offence at that point.
>>73460355Shocking how hard the law came down on him because he's black
Don't fucking touch me mate.
>>73460396good, just don't go in peoples houses innit. like them kids who died in cardiff. if they weren't fuckin hooligans riding an illegal bike they wouldn't be dead lol.
>>73460063>He tried it on with her on holiday and she blew him outReckon this really happened haha
>>73460420Never had any mates and had a laugh when you were a kid did you?
maybe ebin's hairline wouldn't be so bad if he didn't refuse to use shampoo
>>73460497yeah I did, we went out and rode our bicycles and didn't blow up on an electric motorbike cause we were fucking retarded hooligans. good riddence to em.
I've been watching Al Jazeera recently. I know it's Qatari propaganda, but they actually cover real news, while the BBC, Sky, and GB News just cover sensationalistic crap.Case in point, this evening the BBC and Sky are blabbing on about Phillip Schofield. I don't give a fuck about that. Al Jazeera are talking about international affairs like violence in Kosovo, and the Turkey presidential election.
>>73460537Yeah I like Aljazeera too lad
Can feel a massive shit coming on
No right listen, you know science right? RIGHT? proper loada wankers they are. It's all bollocksh.
>>73460537whats to talk about?>violence in Kosovopoo in loo, so what>Turkey presidential election.Kilicdaroglu got smashed in the preliminaries, theres literally no chance of him winning now
Watching any news is low iq.
>>73460558I mean it's definitely not perfect. They seem to hate Israel for one thing, they keep going on about bad things Israel has done. And there was a story the other day where the presenter was just listing all these sports events in Qatar and he said Qatar is such a great destination for sports (like I said, Al Jazeera is owned by Qatar).But at least they don't report all the gossipy shite you see on the British news channels, like the Philip Schofield story. Also Al Jazeera allowed me to avoid all the coronation shite when that was on. They did report on it, but not as much as the British channels.All news is biased of course, but some is less odious than others.>>73460611>poo in looKosovo is in Europe. Not South Asia.>Kilicdaroglu got smashed in the preliminaries, theres literally no chance of him winning nowI still find it a more interesting topic than all this crying about how Phillip Schofield has lost his apparently glittering career because he's a nonce. I don't care about that. I never watched his shows. I do watch the British news channels at times, but I hate it when they report these gossipy, completely unimportant stories. There's wars going on around the world and they're reporting on some presenter and his boyfriend.
>>73460537>they are talking about bumfuck nowhere mudslime lands. thats real news inshallah!iqbal, please kill yourself.
>>73460649>Kosovo is in Europeyeah the toilet of europe
Partial to a mars bar ice cream, I am
>>73460420Those kids were saints don't you know.
>>73460475He spent all his savings on taking her on holiday and didn't get so much as a wank off her. It not right.
>>73459770Please write an entire story about SSM shagging Ruth. It gets me so hard.
I stood up for myself today at work.
Mummy let me use a knife today unassisted.
Women have no forethought
>>73460767what was his mum thinking letting him use a knife
Men have no respect.
I'm using the internet unsupervised CockShitPissFanny Poo PooPee Pee
>>73460518Are you saying the shampoo is sneaking into his bedroom at nights and shaving his hair as pay back for not using it? Dastardly/10
>>73460812actually its more like his hair is committing suicide out of shame
Doubt I'll ever get a gf
wicken shish webab todaycoz im healthyhow dy'all eat your webabs?knife fork?sandwich style?rip pieces off?
Her eggs will never be fertilised by your sperm.
>>73460834yeah i doubt you will either
>>73460834same. I haven't had sex since 2008 lol.
>>73460862I haven't had sex ever.
>>73460834Doubt you'll ever go outside and get a haircut.
>>73460851Now this one is actually inaccurate >>73460891Had a haircut last week, cost 16 bong, rip off
>>73460656Kosovo is in Europe and Turkey is partly in Europe. Turkey's election is quite interesting I think. It could influence what part Turkey plays in the Russia-Ukraine war.And no I'm not going to kill myself so you'll just have to impotently seethe.>>73460661"Poo in loo" on 4chan is usually used to refer to Indians but Kosovo is nowhere near India.
Home from work and i have a bad headacheWish i had a cute lad to wear girl's clothes and sit on my lap
>>73460936Nobody gives a shit about your 3rd world lands Bilal.
>>73460944Sick of this gimmick already but I doubt you'll stop at this point
I've got a job where I have to do 'real world testing' of electric vehicles before they are released to market. My job description is literally just 'drive 500 miles per shift', where shall I go tomorrow? Anywhere in England/Wales
>>73460980Lake district and back. Buy yourself a cartmel sticky toffee pudding. Their chocolate pudding is nice as well.
>>73460980Go think of a better larp dosser?
>>73461100I'm not a dosser and it's not a LARP
>>73460980somewhere with a rude name.
Lads.What we drinking?What we eating?What we listening to?For me...20 cans of BudweiserRice cakeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7P_A1gVX4s
>>73461173I like to put sriracha on my rice cakes
>>73460891Thinking about it, haircuts are pretty much the only reason I ever leave the house now. Fucking hell.
Why would a pregnant woman want nothing to do with the father? Not in a hostile way, but more a neutral ambivalence
Nu threadington awaits>>73461303>>73461303>>73461303