Posting-here-again-because-im-a-cringe-pathetic-lonely-loser-hoping-senpai-hisokabro-intfaggot-notices-me EditionPrevious >>73445430>>73455248Here have a Hisoka pic. I hope it finds you well, HisokaBro.
I'd like to have a bf and I think I can make him happy, but if I'm not allowed to for some reason that's okay.
>>73455619hi when cute twink bf pls
>>73455619Just a crumb of bussy please sirs
>met up with my cute friend yesterday >awkward af but later text that we want to see each other again today>he texts me a ton of hearts and called me his soulmate after suicidal depression this is a nice change
>>73455619thank youyour actions have been noted
I think he looked better beforewhat do u guys think
zzzleepy
>>73455715A No he looks better when hes not a skinny fat 12 year old B fuck outta here this is an 2d/ugly person only space.
>>73455715I think everyone looks better when they exercise/lift.
>>73455733super based shirt/shade combo holy fuck
>>73455733skinnyfat is perfection
>>73455649It's not okay for me :(((((((((>>73455658For you, I don't know, unless your fetishes are rather extreme and you happen to be within a reasonable distance of London, then I'm right here Anon. For me, it'll probably be loneliness forever. There has been the odd glimmer of hope, but alas, fate has ensured that I consistently sperged out when opportunity arose.>>73455669I wannnnt bussy too it's not faaiiirrrrrrr~~~~~~~~~;"";!''!'!'!'!';';';';";"+;;"+';;!+-~>>73455691>I could be experiencing this right now if I hadn't have sperged outAAAAAAAAIIIIMMMMSSSOOOFFFFUUUUCCCCKKKIIIIINNNGGGGRRREEEEETTTTTTTTAAARRRRDEEEEEDDD>>73455706Okay great now pls be my bf>>73455715All he had to do was just eat a little less for a couple of months, then he'd look better and save money. Instead he makes himself less cute and exposes his body to UV which damages collagen and elastin fibres. Heterosexuals are weird.>>73455738But he could just do cycling and squats to flatten the tummy and biggen the bussy and thighs.
Last thread was comfy. A very fun read, shame i missed most of it. Thank you for your service anons, your contributions were greatly appreciated. Hope this one will be as good :)
>>73455784skinnyfat copeits like fat fags which go "BROOOO YOU JUST DONT LIKE REAL MEN!!!" when you find fat niggas gross.
I have so many bad pics idk why i saved them but i will delete some. I need to remember which ones i already used too ._.
>>73455814im fat and u can find me gross but that body is perfect
>>73455795>your fetishes are rather extreme and you happen to be within a reasonable distance of Londonreal shit?
>>73455795>All he had to do was just eat a little less for a couple of months, then he'd look better and save money. Instead he makes himself less cute and exposes his body to UV which damages collagen and elastin fibres. Heterosexuals are weird.how do you people have such bad taste in everything? Its astounding. Truly you'd expect men to have patrician taste but no you people some how consistently have some of the worst takes.
>>73455814Ugly looking bastard, holy fuck
I wish I had a friend to talk to.I wish I had someone to hold.
>>73455943Go to the dating apps and you might get some of that
Niggas be like "i'll be alone forever" when they aren't even 20 yet
>>73455795how did you sperg out
every forever alone 50 year old was once a forever alone 20 year old
>>73455978storyanon was 20 once too. You're headed down that path
>>73455874Bro i can see your cock hide that thang>>73455987grim
>>73455715>what do u guys thinkThat you're a pedophile
>>73456006damn im such a pedo for being into a 22 yr old my age...
>>73455715Looks better now, also looks like hes wearing makeup though also I hate tiktok addicted vapid basic zoomers
>>73456015It's more about preferring the less adult looking version of him.you won't be 22 forever, so it's awfully limiting to just like pubescent looking boys. Do you even like men who look old enough to buy a drink?
I want a muscular HOT guy who mysteriously is only attracted to me.
>>73455978>uhmm well actually you can't take an educated guess on how the future is gonna be because you just cant ok!?!?!?Life does not change that much. You are not in a romcom or any other form of movie. You are most likely gonna work to you're dead and when you die you're gonna be alone. https://youtu.be/ICK6e9WK2A8
>every forever alone 50 year old was once a forever alone 20 year oldThey probably didn't sound like a teenage girl back then and most grew out of that phase. Most of you guys will grow out of it too but not with that attitude.
>>73456061I'm 30 now it's not changing.
>>73456036I can do that for anyone within 200 miles BUT only once so you better get here first
I like to shitpost here because i'm young and have nothing better to do between my grindr hookups
you all seem like disgusting whores with high body counts. used up sock type cunts
>>73456029It's literally just the body type before he lost weight...
>>73456001It's hot anon, don't you like lewd dudes?
>>73456075Huemonkey was once young too. You're headed down that same path
>>73456082>disgusting whores with high body countsI have some surprising news
I'm used up but it's not from sex because any kind of human connection is forbidden and I must only devote my life to capitalist consumerism which extracts productivity from my body regardless of my will I am slaved to the rape machine full time for $7.25/hr no time for love only rape
>>73456082I'm a cute adult virgin uwuOthers saying "wow, how are you still a virgin?" is worth more than having meaningless sex. Volcel gang for life
So far the following drugs have not given me any motivation or focus to do productive thingsAdderallRitalinModafinilCaffeineNicotineExerciseWhat should I try next gaybros? I'm thinking meth
>>73455119Okay, okay, I will sign the armistice, but first hand over the cat ears to the pertaining authorities and a few kisses to me too, otherwise there's no deal.>Hopefully somewhere soft and comfortableBut of course, soft and comfy for the softest and comfiest anon in the world. That along with your sweet embrace would be a dream come true for me.>I will be complaining,But anony, it's the only thoroughly sunny day I've had in weeks! I understand that you're used to the opposite, but surely you must be able to appreciate good weather, right? Don't worry, it's not that hot, I'm feeling cozy right now. You can dote as much as you feel like, as long as you allow me to reciprocate.>today was feeling a little roughIs there any reason for that? It's not the greatest of days for me either, but maybe we can ease that by keeping each other company, even if just a little. Asking me not to worry about my favorite anonynon is futile, but I will not worry too much.>My family should be arriving this eveningOh right, will you be baking that cake tonight, then, or save it for the weekend? Don't worry about being slower, you sweetheart of an anon. It's really cute of you to be concerned about that and letting me know beforehand, though, I appreciate it, even though you absolutely mustn't feel obligated to.>Will you be up to much after you return home?Not really, I'm omw home, just had a (tasteless) Starbucks latte and will be relaxing at before my haircut is due. Might go for a walk before that, since it's sunny for once. I hope work's going alright so far, dearest and beloved anon.And that your weary shoulders don't hurt too much, either. Take it easy, alright?
I'm unraveling a bit, that's not cute or comfy. Sheesh. Could you please help tie me up so I don't come undone?
>touch starved>doesn't like being touched
>>73456092yea but i was warning him. maybe he doesn't want to be peeked
>>73456152Why do you feel you need to be productive?
>>73456257I'm 32, I live with my parents, I refresh this thread constantly to see if anyone replies to me, I have no job, I literally do nothing all day.It's notgood!
>>73456152Coming from experience just dont do meth... you'll just want to fap and it's sweaty/nastier. If amphetamine doesn't work nothing will
Gotta love the overwhelming feeling of despair that so often consumes me for no reason. Time to hit the gym i suppose.
>>73456267Do you make good posts at least? What do you post about?
>>73456274I remember the first time I took adderall I was gooning for 8 hours. Subsequent doses didn't do anything for me though. It was just nausea + sweating.
>>73456267All you really have to do is eat drink and breathe. Who cares about a job? Wym doing nothing all day? You mean living? That's just called living your life bud. It's not a bad thing.
>>73456322I thought it was insane people jerked 3+ hours until i did meth and then i went for like 16 hours before i knew it
I wish i could jerk off all day with anon T_T
>>73456332I suppose there's something to your life philosophy. yet I feel anxious while idle and I long for an activity that engages me intellectually or creatively or at least is useful to someone. >>73456321I make memes. I won't post any in this thread. Most aren't good.
>>73456412>tfw anon is a professional basement dwelling living meme meme makerWhat do you post about itt, dawg?
>>73456412Sounds like you need a hobbyOr a hubby
>>73455852Real shit indeed. I'm serious if you're serious.>>73455860Apart from the hair and acne, is picrel not hotter?>>73455984At the end of our conversation we exchanged pics and we both agreed we liked the look of each other. Then I got paranoid that someone could hack his account and post the conversation online with our faces so I sperged out and deleted my picture. I told him I was being paranoid and he said it was okay. But clearly he later interpreted it as me not liking the look of him, even though the picture of him was very cute.Months later, he sent me a message saying he got cold feet with some stuff but is still interested. Then I sperged out again and accidentally implied that I wanted to meet soon, because I thought it was be obvious that I wouldn't want to meet straight away, but looking at it now, it was not obvious. I could have just put "okay speak to you soon", but no, my brain realised that this would be an opportunity for happiness, so it decided to write the worst message possible. I'm such a sperg because I'm so lonely so I'm more desperate for happiness, which just means that I'll never find happiness, and it'll just get harder and harder to do so. Nobody ever understands me, I wish someone would, and just cuddle me and play vidya and go for walks with me in the countryside all day, and have long easy fluid conversations about stuff and just instantly say whatever appears in our head because there's absolutely nothing to be embarrassed about because we're so alike~~~~ im getting a semi as I type that, just the thought of affection on its own sends more blood to my pp>>73455974No decent fetish dating app
>>73456473I would chain him to the bed and pluck out his nipple hair
>>73456239Okay fair
>>73456443please give me a hobby anonplease
>>73456496Gardening and nature walks. I'll take you on hikes when you get more experienced and fit. It's great for both physical and mental health!
>>73456153>hand over the cat ears to the pertaining authoritiesFiiine, but I won't be happy about it. Until the kisses, then everything will be great.>soft and comfy for the softest and comfiest anonSee, this is the problem with the heat, I can't cuddle in a pile of blankets with a cute anon like this.>it's the only thoroughly sunny day I've had in weeks!Maybe I jumped the gun slightly in defence of my most precious anon. So long as you aren't too hot, then that's good, I hope you enjoy the beautiful weather, it matches you perfectly.>Is there any reason for that? I think I just woke up on the wrong side of the bed, so to speak. It tends to happen at the end of the week, but now I've got a long weekend to recharge and everything is going to be okay. Is anything in particular bothering you, or are you just feeling a bit run down as well? If you're comfortable saying here, of course.>will you be baking that cake tonightI should probably start it now, I'd like it to be ready by the time they get here. But I'm too sleepy to be baking right now. I'll start soonish.And of course I should let you know, you're my dearest anon and I don't want to leave you hanging without letting you know first, that would be rude of me.>will be relaxing at before my haircut is due. Ah, of course, I'd forgotten about the haircut, silly me. Taking advantage of the sun while it's out is a good idea, I hope you have a nice walk if you do go out on one. Work isn't going too badly, I've got nobody on my back so I can relax, and that's exactly what I'm doing.
Am once again here asking for a cute passing r9k tranny gf, preferably not 1k miles away
>tfw no spotter bf
>>73456637I'm in this picture and my future bf is too.
>>73456637>tranny gfHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA>gfHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH OH MY GOD NIGGA KILL YO SELF HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHASOME NIGGAS HAVE BEEN MIND FUCKED BY THE INTERNET SO HARD THEY WANT TO FUCK AXE WOUNDS HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>73456488Oh my, that might hurt. Well, I'm right here, Anon. Come tie me up. You promise you'll be gentle and cuddle me before, during, and after?
>>73456677U mean me? Or are you the Russian orc math guy?>>73456702>SOME NIGGAS HAVE BEEN MIND FUCKED BY THE INTERNET SO HARD THEY WANT TO FUCK AXE WOUNDSEw, no. Pre-op only, please.
>>73455795sorry anon but im not gay
>>73456993No I mean me and my future bf somewhere in that picture.
>>73456993>ew n-SHUT UP NIGGA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYUM AINT NO BODY CARE ABOUT YO DELUSIONS!!YOU GOTTA ACK YO SELF SOON ENOUGH BOI!!!HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAH (I mean seriously tranny lovers are the bottom of society. Lower than trannies themselves)
>>73457035>I mean seriously tranny lovers are the bottom of society. Lower than trannies themselvesWe're one and the same, boyo. Does it really matter whether the asshole is behind pants or a skirt?
>>73457090A sex is gross B you want to fuck a man who wants to chop his dick offNo i am not like you because I have legitimate standards for myself. You clearly don't considering your "condition"
>tfw no bf who wants me to wear a skirt at home
>>73456584>then everything will be great.I think I've spoiled you too much, starting to get bratty now. You're lucky that I can't say no to kisses, otherwise you'd be in big trouble.>I can't cuddle in a pile of blanketsWe'll set the AC to fridge temperature so you can have all the warm cuddles you like. As long as you pay the electricity bill. But around 20C is the perfect weather to snuggle, we can pretend you're the blanket if you want to.>it matches you perfectly.That's underhanded flattery anony, you can't just go around making me blush like that out of nowhere. You know what goes even better with this weather? It's holding hands with my precious anony while we go on a walk together. I hope it's not too warm over there.>think I just woke up on the wrong side of the bedPoor sweetheart, now I just want to comfort you so we won't be grumpy after waking up again. A tight good morning hug and kiss is what a cutie needs for a good start of the day, isn't that right? I think I might have had some annoying dreams, I went to bed feeling a bit meh anyway and that usually gets rebound in the morning. Nothing serious, I promise. And yes, you've got a couple days to relax after you're done with work, which sounds like is not going to be a rough time today, luckily. Is your family going to stay over for the whole weekend?>If you're comfortable saying hereI'm always fine with sharing stuff here, other than my first name and address and so on, of course. So if you ever want to interrogate me, I'm an open book, officer.>But I'm too sleepy to be baking right nowIs there any time anonyn isn't feeling sleepy? That's adorable, although I wish you could get your deserved rest everyday. Take your time, I'm sure the cake will come out great, since it's being made with your experienced hands.>I don't want to leave you hangingThat's such a caring and lovely thing for you to say, thank you. I won't leave you hanging either, I'm your anony after all, right?
i have awoke!!
>>73457090Are you irish. Is boyo an irish slang like piss is to australians>>73457035shake that booty
>>73456637>>73456993>>73457090at the very least you are asking nicely and you are also patient . good luck to you anon, maybe you find some trap or femboy or whatever you want. i doubt here though, E for effort.
>>73457117>No i am not like you because I have legitimate standards for myself. You clearly don't considering your "condition"Oi. I have standards too you know. Originally i wanted to have kids more than anything and only went after bio women, then i found out that I'm infertile. I see this as the world telling me i should be the bf of a passing trannoid since they can only really be with someone who also can't have kids. I wouldn't date just any tranny tho, have to be cute enough.>>73457147No, I'm not fucking irish
>>73457157>Oi. I have standards too you know. Originally i wanted to have kids more than anything and only went after bio women, then i found out that I'm infertile. I see this as the world telling me i should be the bf of a passing trannoid since they can only really be with someone who also can't have kids. I wouldn't date just any tranny tho, have to be cute enough.Passing trannies don't existYour based "cutie trans gf" will end up killing HIMSELF at 25You are a retarded and delusional man who has been mind fucked by porn addiciton and the internet
>>73457157this is unrelated to your argument but many of the fags here, including you talk about their unrealistic goals of cute bfs or femboys or whatever. then you complain going ">tfw no bf" and other dumb shit. how can you expect to get a bf when you have nothing to offer?
>>73457176Believe it or not, i don't really watch porn and haven't been exposed to tranny porn outside of people spamming it on 4chan.>>73457194A fine question. Though i wouldn't day i have *nothing* to offer.
also why you here>dude i love trannies bro!! go to /lgbt/ the board known for trannies? No way brah i have to go to the thread full of gaycel chuds bro!!!
>ree trannies>ree /lgbt/>ree /pol/>ree faggotsi just want bf
>>73457234It wouldn't be an r9k tranny gf if she didn't come from r9k, eh?
>>73457176kek youre a mindbroken bitch. keep sucking matt walshs soi infused balls
>>73457300what? >you don't trannies? OH so you MUST like e celebs!!what?>>73457283go to one of the 50 trannies threads up at all times. Get outta here.
i hate how fast the threads are goingim so fucking delusional i thought i was gonna finally post this in >>73408843here we are umpteen threads later>>73356613here you go:https://paste ee/p/DsX8Ki said i woudlnt say sorry but seeing how many threads have passed is making me sweat. im sorryi hope you find a bf that respects your time better than i apparently doim a walking argument against evolutionthis image has lost all meaning. i hope it helps tho :/ i like how uing this image to post all my replies implicitly conveys ill never simply respond on the same day since you cant duplicate post pictures
>>73457283wow an r9k tranny gf. i feel like every flavor of troon is a better alternative. especially if you plan on keeping them on hrt and being a troongod i hate you nigger
>>73457317>Get outta here.time to listen to get em out
Which of you guys have sensitive nipples? O_O
>>73457317>Get outta here.>>73457405I don't think I will>>73457393>especially if you plan on keeping them on hrt and being a troonIdk, cutest tranny i ever met was from here. Not r9gay specifically, but r9k. Mustn't stop my hunt now!
>>73457411I have iron nipples and razor wire pubes.
>>73457176yeah passing trannies DO exist. all the disgusting trannies you see are retards who started HRT while being 30+ and already ugly. an old ugly guy isn't going to magically make a cute girl, no fucking shit. if you take a young twink or femboy and put them on HRT they turn into prime fuck meat. browse tiktok and you'll find some excamples.
>>73457430yeah they look like kind of sort of a chick for a year and then they shoot themselves before they get old lol!!!
>>73457440no lol wth
>>73457176>Your based "cutie trans gf" will end up killing HIMSELF at 25It's not 2015 anymore. Trannies today have been on her for years and they look especially passable if they started at 16/17 as many today have.
>>73457458your brain is adjacent to the platonic ideal of evil
>tfw no smokin hot french bfhttps://youtu.be/XRj0Ohg-y1A
Pfft what I'd give to have a bf who smokes.Anyways have a song I used to listen everyday in 2012https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOM0R6gvMac
>>73457458>they look especially passable if they started at 16/17 as many today have.
me asking r9gay to play games with me later
>>73457545He will be disgusted at your lack of a bidet.
>tfw no unit 731 bf
>>73457139>I think I've spoiled you too muchHere's the thing, anon, there's nothing you can do to me that won't just make me smile, you're cursed to be an enormous sweetheart forever, sorry.>We'll set the AC to fridge temperatureI have a feeling we're all going to regret not having AC in this country pretty soon. But we can't let hot weather stop us, we'll just drink lots of water and dress light, the cuddles will flow.>That's underhanded flatteryDon't let your guard down, gorgeous, I can strike at any moment. It gets the cutest smiles, after all. It's been edging on too warm here at points, but not too warm to interlock fingers with my beloved anon.>tight good morning hug and kiss is what a cutie needs for a good start of the dayI can't argue with that, nobody could possibly feel bad after a big hug from sweet and loving anon. If how I feel talking to you is any indication, then even being next to you would make any bad feelings melt away.>I went to bed feeling a bit meh anyway and that usually gets rebound in the morningAh, I understand what that feels like. Even if it's nothing serious, I wish I could be there to help you feel a little better.It's another long weekend here with Monday off, and my family are going to stay over the whole time. It should be nice, but between you and me they can be tiring to be around sometimes. But I'm sure it will be a nice time.>I'm an open book, officer.And one I'm very interested in reading. I just don't want to make you think about anything too uncomfortable, is all.>Is there any time anonyn isn't feeling sleepy?Okay, maybe you have a point there. I'm glad you don't mind it, sometimes I worry I'm a little tooo much of a sleepy person. It turns out they aren't going to be here for a few more hours, though, so I'm in no rush.>I'm your anony after all, right?If that's what you want, then I would be very happy to have you to myself and never let you go.
tfw no bf to cuddle shirtless with and rub nipples together
>>73457835you'd get my hair on you
>>73457842i don't mind hair too much. i like hairless bodies aesthetically but some hair lets me know that he has a plenty of testosterone which means he's very healthy. too much hair is kinda gross tho
>>73457835I want to pinch nipples but not rub them together
>>73457364Take a deep breath and relax, it's going to be daijoubu. There really is no need to stress over responding. Hope you are doing wellI will read that later, have a nice day :)
My fried rice always comes out boring I have no idea how asian places make it so good. Is it MSG?
>>73457987and soi sauce
>>73457988I put onions sauce. Also tried fish sauce, oyster sauce, tons of different vegetables and seasonings. It's always just ok - decent.
>>73457875yeah im tired and running on hate rn; not looking forward to the next few hours (check the final few lines of the paste) I have some fun new infp material he sent me a few days ago (I can only find this one rn tho) so enjoy that <3
>>73456473>Just read a post on this board that was most likely made by him because it mentions two specific things that I know he likes/does>Specified about how long he has been doing the thingSo he most likely has seen this thread and/or the previous. Ugh he probably thinks I'm such a pathetic weird cringe autistic freak loser and he's probably right. I guess if my chances were 0 before, they're now -1. It's so ogre.
time for the store, then coming home and mowing the grass. Also trying to not have pizza this week since I've had at least one a week for like two months.
>>73457825>cursed to be an enormous sweetheartI'll have to carry this curse with me, but I'll do that more than willingly if it means cuddles and loving from my anony.>the cuddles will flowWith a pretty boy like you around, the cuddles will flow no matter how hot or cold it is, buttercup. I'll just have to make sure you're extra comfy, but as usual, my chest can be your pillow any time you feel like it.>I can strike at any moment.Oh no, I'm so very scared of your compliments! Please, don't be this cute ever again, I yield. In this case the only way to make you stop is with a kiss while I hold your beautiful face close to mine.>not too warm to interlock fingersI'd hold your hand and make you feel safe anytime you felt like it, be it hot or cold.>would make any bad feelings melt away.I would make damn well sure that my precious anony is never feeling bad, and if you are, to comfort you to my best of my abilities. You need to be treated like the delicate boy you are, after all, even if that means some spoiling on my part.>I wish I could be there to helpYou already do plenty by being "here" to lift my mood when I'm feeling down, gorgeous. Don't worry about me, as long as you're feeling good and taken care of, I'm happy, although I would obviously prefer to be the one to take care of you, and viceversa.>they can be tiring to be around sometimesI know they can be. I don't really keep much contact with my family, other than mum and dad. Not that the rest care much about me anyway. I'm a bit jelly that I don't get to have you to myself all weekend, but I hope you get a chance to unwind a little.>think about anything too uncomfortableNo such thing, anony. Not with you around, at least. But your concern is sweet and warms my heart.>a little tooo much of a sleepy person.Well, in that case the only thing left to do is to snuggle up to me and have the most comfy sleep you've ever had. As for the latter: I'm all yours, for as long as you want.
>tfw no bf to have pizza every weekend with
>>73458368it actually gets old after a while. I used to look forward to it, now it's just another dinner.
Just got a haircut and I'm feeling much better compared to this morning. I kind of like having longer hair, but shoulder length is perfect I think, at least for my face shape. I'm glad I went. Now it's time for me to practice guitar and maybe record something.
>>73458421I haven't had a haircut since August. femboymaxxing (:
>>73458442That's called homelessmaxxing, anony. Don't get me wrong, that look isn't bad, but at least get your ends trimmed a bit every now and then. It's good for your hair.
I haven't cut my hair in 2 years but it has split ends so it can't grow. I'm glad I grew out my hair and lost a lot of weight though. I look very handsome.
>>73458478You know that split ends can be fixed, right?
I haven't had a professional haircut in roughly 10 years. Mom would cut it once in a while when it got too longer for her liking but now that she's gone I likely will never cut it again.
>>73458491Yeah but my hair looks good.
>>73458457no no no anon. you don't understand. the hair gods have blessed me graciously. my hair is is thick and luscious, never too oily but never dry and brittle. i never have split end or anything of the sort.
>>73458308whats wrong with eating lotsa pizza? it's not really bad for you unless you get a bad one. but then just dont do that get a good one...
>>73458522Processed food bad, simple as.
>>73458522not bad per say, just getting tired of it. I also want to have a week where I cook or have leftovers every single day just to prove I can.
I feel like I could be considered a femboy but I don't go out of my way to dress like a tranny and I have a masculine personality and voice.What is a femboy anyway? I mostly just consider it to be a meme for coomers and straights.
>>73458511If you say so, mexicanon. What matters is that you're happy with the way you look.>>73458514My hair is also pretty much like that, but I think a hairstyle change is due for summer. It's going to get way too hot, and I hate having to wear ponytails or head bands every time I need to eat.
>>73458557you can't be a femboy because you're 6'4also the only difference between a femboy and a twink is the way they dress
>>73458587Thank you balkananon.>>73458598Why does height matter?Yeah all self proclaimed femboys dress like troons so I'm not surprised.
mexicans categorically cannot become femboys
alright I've delayed it long enough. Time for the weekly store trip.
>>73458631>balkananonYou've got me confused with someone else, pobrecito.
>>73458637I don't even look mexican. People say I look french. >>73458641I'm sorry.
i kinda wish i was attracted to older men. zoomer twinks are dumb.
>>73458677No pasa nada. I still appreciate your posts. Although they would be better with boys in them instead of Stocking.
>>73458689Yeah I agree because no zoomer my age wants a long term loving relationship with deep connections and it depresses me. >>73458692Stocking is too cute. Sorry.
>>73458388what's your favorite kind if pizza, anon? i love papa john's, topped with pepperoni, bell pepper, mushroom, and sausage. i always appreciate the free pepperoncini that comes in every box. not entirely sure how they're intended to be used but i just eat them whole as is.
I made myself some french toast. I'll order pizza later.
>>73458689it's unrealistically difficult to find someone my age with any sense in them. they're all broccoli hair wannabe-influencers who talk like chatgpt trained exclusively off of the front page of twitter, and they slur their words and are obsessed with expensive clothing. even though they're all gamers, the only games they play are fortnite and CoD and 2k. i live in a latin community and the latinos are the worst. they all try to act black and say nigga constantly and it's so repulsive
>>73458782Oy ese homie somos proud peruvians in ustados unidos!!! How bad is miami anyway
I am starting to realize that the filth isn't as hard to get rid off as I assumed. I have had enough boiling hot 30+ minute handwashes. I will try to only do them until my hands feel and look clean. That will still be a giant amount of time but at least I will tone down the water consumption/heat ratio. I just gotta wash them like a surgeon does and add a bit of heat and I think we'd be golden then. Today was the first time that I managed to break the spell of counting to 500, and that is after going to the city to shop stuff. I also managed to do everything regarding my shower routine in one go despite initially feeling so tired and dizzy, so that's another small goal done. I should start appreciating these more as that is something I've always read in self-help posts and alike. Many of the steps in the routine were also not done to perfection today, such as only brushing my teeth to 70*8 instead of the usual 800, and wouldn't you have known it I also forgot to brush the inner sided of my teeth but yet I am using the computer. I'll brush them later I guess but hey this is another little victory that I wasn't even aware of. I also got some new (but I used them before) meds for depression, so hopefully they work a bunch. And it is currently raining very heavily and I have the window open, and this is exactly the time and weather I'd love to experience forever. I still feel dirty in lots of regards and I still didn't do quite a number of things totally perfect but hey it doesn't scream at me anymore, so I should just let it slide. Another little problem of this improvement of my OCD is that I now somewhat feel just a tiny bit more dirty for a bf, but then again maybe both of us can and will be the same level of dirt so that nobody contaminates anyone further. I must continue pushing myself little by little and soon all of those pest-like thoughts will grow dim and dimmer. I wonder if they'll ever disappear though?
>>73458882Anyway this is currently how I feel /r9gay/ https://youtu.be/bmzBgwfH-VcAnd here is some gay related stuff so that you guys don't get too mad at me for blogposting this much: https://youtu.be/uOar_YQp_BgAnd finally I would really appreciate if someone here had a nice conversation with me, because it's been ages since that has happened and I think that it would keep the ball of happiness and determination going for me.
>>73458820how did you know who i am based entirely on text.miami is scalding hot 24/7 all year round. permanent summer. the only time your skin isn't melting is when it's raining and it rains pretty often and pretty heavily, bordering on monsoon/tropical storm. the weather is never stable. as for the people, they're alright for the most part but there's always ghetto hoodrats in the poor communities and douchebag fratboy dudebros on the rich ones. we get tourists all year round from all parts of the world, but mostly anglos and asians. i always get a little mad when i see them hang around in the poor neighborhoods, like the natives are some kind of exhibit for the tourists. they only come here for the beaches and the drugs and sex. there's a reason this place is called "vice city". i DESPERATELY want to move but i'm a gigapoorfag.
>>73458751Preparame unas enchiladas mexicanon.
i heard this joke in the psych ward.miami only has 2 seasons: tourist season and hurricane season
>>73458910I think you are kinda cool in a weird way. Hopefully you will be okay. The mexicanon knows all. >>73458922No senor.
>>73458365>if it means cuddles and loving from my anony.Of course, anon, tender love is the only way to keep the curse under control. Otherwise, the whole world might fall for your charms.>my chest can be your pillow any time you feel like it.If it were up to be I'd have my arms wrapped around you while I listen to your heartbeat right now, but this is an unfair world.>while I hold your beautiful face close to mine.You'd better make sure I don't get a hold of yours too, because you'll never ever get away>make damn well sure that my precious anony is never feeling badJust continue to be your wonderful self, beloved anon. I'm not used to being treated so nicely, it makes me happy every time.>Don't worry about meI must, at least a little, for you are my most precious treasure, to be supported and uplifted always. If being "here" helps while I'm not able to do more, then that's exactly what I'll do.>I don't really keep much contact with my family, other than mum and dad.Yeah, I'm kind of the same. I love them to death, of course, but they are the sort of neurotic people that would raise such a neurotic person. I'll make sure you aren't left alone all weekend, not least of all because your company will be sorely needed by me, I'm sure.>I'm all yours, for as long as you want.Then don't ever go anywhere, anon, because I'll want that always.>>73458421I'm glad you're feeling good after your haircut, I bet you're looking very cute indeed. Have fun with your guitar, and more generally I hope you have a calm and cozy evening.
>>73458944Por favor?Original como el oregano
>>73458950Maybe if you kiss me and buy me a lego.
What's crackalackin' my friendly fellow fags? For all my adoring fans, I have some bittersweet news.I've bagged a hot dude as of recent and will probably not be posting much if at all here anymore. But do not fret! I may pop in every now and then to chew the fat with like minded folks such as yourselves.With all that being said, allow me to end this properly as is tradition.Later virgins.
>>73458944why do you think i am cool and why is it weird?
>>734589312/5 joke, no wonder it was in psych
>>73458983well i thought it was pretty funny
>>73458978Do you think I am cool?
>>73459017eh not really. i think avatarfagging is lame and a bit excessive. i'm also not into tall guys. i really don't know much about you. i just kinda skim through your posts lol
>tfw no non-gamer bf who will let me pirate indie games on his pc
>tfw no archivist bf who will help me pirate tv shows, movies, books, magazines, music and a bunch of other stuff to archive it forever
Hey so....I just recently foujd out that I am gay(technically more so.bi but whatever)What can I do to be more attractive to cute affectionate bf?Currently I am losing weight and lifting for about 2 months now. Will I be good enough for a bf once I get down to 200pounds?
this isn't reddit biscum go away
I hate fat people.>>73459035Rude. My feelings are hurt.
>>73459085if you're very tall or very muscular
>>73459085sleep more, use face wash with hyaluronic/saclycic acid, shave, don't try to change your personality to act more masculine or feminine, just be honest
Like a small boat, on the ocean, sending big waves, and emotion.
>>73459137boats would be tossed by waves instead of making waves though
>>73459113That's fair, it is part of the big 3 elements of unattractiveness. If you are short, fat or ugly.>>73459124Damn I gotta lose more weight then, I am only 5' 10">>73459130Personality doesn't really count for much in terms of attraction but I will take the the skin care tips to heart, thanks anon
>>73458948>the whole world might fall for your charmsMy charms are only for you, anonynonynon. The anon who always manages to put a smile on my face, and who's the dearest, the cutest, and the best looking in the world. Such a gem needs to be cherished, and I'll be happy to do that.>but this is an unfair worldWe both definitely need that, anony's sweet embrace is the cure to anything. You're simply precious and amazing. I agree that the world is very unfair, but once I get a hold of you, I'm not letting go.>spoilerThat sounds simply perfect, because being up close with my cutie is all I need.>I'm not used to being treated so nicelyThat's a shame, then, because you should be treated nicely every second. You're worth so much that I cannot put a price to it other than your company.>you are my most precious treasureThere you go making me blush again. And so are you, anony, there's nothing I look forward to more than reading your posts, other than actually holding you and keeping you close to me forever. So of course it helps. And I hope I can do the same for you.>such a neurotic personDon't be so harsh towards yourself, nonynon, unless it's good old brit self-deprecating humour. What you need to make absolutely sure of is that you're happy, no matter what. It's true that you'd be intensely missed, but all I want is for you to rejoice and light up that beautiful smile of yours.>Then don't ever go anywhere, anon, because I'll want that alwaysI'm not going anywhere, anony, so don't you worry about a thing. I'm relieved to read that you feel the same way as I do, though, because you're the most beloved and dear to me. Enjoy all of the time that you've got to yourself this Friday, alright? Relax, and unwind, that's what my anony needs after work.>a calm and cozy evening.With you around? Always, gorgeous. How's the cake coming up, by the way? I forgot what you're going to put in it, either way, I'm sure it'll be delicious.
I'll go outside now.I'll return in a couple of hours.I'll see you later, r9gay.
>>73459166That is one possibility. But if you imagine being in a boat on a perfectly still body of water and then start rocking it back and forth it would certainly appear as if the boat is the source of all those waves. It's funny because making waves and being subjected to someone else's waves can look identical.
>>73454979hey there anon. i started working late but at least i started. my go to my village tomorrow and return after tomorrow but still not sure. how was your day?>Will go to the bakeryglad you slept well :) what did you get? hopefully it was tasty>beating back4blooddid you?>Nostalgia good(?)always, who cares how good it is if it brings you good memories>musicthat was fun haha1st one was very meme-y but it was entertaining2nd is weirdly amazing. didnt expect a sonic ost to go this hard3rd song is sweet like the previous one, i remember when she did a song for alice through the looking glass (i was very excited for that movie) thanks for the recs anon, super fun as usual :)
>>73459130>>73459181i may have butchered the spelling for the skincare stuff
big bro, I had a nightmare... can I come sleep in your bed?
>>73459299sure big guy, get in here, you doing ok?*lifts blanket*
>>73459299No cuddling though, I don't want to wake you up in the middle of the night with my magnum dong.
>>73459311Thanks!uhm... I-I guess so, it's just ever since mom and dad wanna divorce I've thinking about stuff, you know... maybe I'm a bit scared of change or something *twiddles fingers*
>>73459353don't thank me, i'll always be here, so count on that never changing!you know mom and dad still love both of us and that won't change either. what stuff have you been thinking about?
>>73459370uhg I'd say thank you again but you told me not to... *hugs you*And I don't really know, just life I guess. Like am I really gonna become as big as you one day? Will I then be able to do all the cool stuff that you do?
>>73459410yeah of course you will! you'll get taller and if you join me playing football from time to time, as for being as cool as me though, keep dreaming!*starts tickling you and messing up your hair*
>>73459490Haha Hey that tickles haha, stop that! *fruitlessly resists*Big bro, it's already so late but I don't feel tired at all.... Oh! I know, we could pretend that we're at a sleepover! And you know what one does at sleepovers, right? *smirks* One talks about the girls that one likes hehe. So out with it, who is your crush and have you ever smoooooched them, huh, huh?
>>73459264>i started working late but at least i startedAlways the optimist :)I started playing late but at least i started Gym went well ig. Not a bad day. Making sausages for dinner, ate donouts and some cheesy thing idk what it's called. Tasty>who cares how good it is if it brings you good memoriesCouldn't agree more>musicAlways glad i found something you like. Sonic frontiers ost is so very good :)I might go for a bike ride later, depending how much of the game i beat :3How was work? Excited about tomorrow?
>>73459620*blushes*uh, w-well why do you want to talk about that? i don't really have a crush on anybody right now....hey, wanna play smash bros? go get your switch h-haha, I'll beat you like always!
>>73458557>>73458598>>73458631Can we stop with the faggot olympics?When femboys became a gamer meme in like 2018 (called traps back then) the joke people were saying was "haha guys! traps aren't gay haha!" the joke is that obviously, liking males (although girly in appearance) is fucking gay. There was this classic video: https://youtu.be/-wtVspOeEkg . Traps continued to be a relatively niche gamer meme throughout 2018. There were lots of shitty trap memes featuring Astolfo all over the internet. In 2019 the term femboy become popular and somewhat replaced "trap". Then 2020 happened... The Covid-19 lockdowns had an effect on the internet, people spent much more time on the internet and at some point 2D and actual (real human) femboys became mainstream coomer fodder. The audience of femboy porn has always been "straight" males (coomers) and faggots such as yourselves. The cope used by the coomers are usually "It looks like a girl" or "Girly enough" or "It's not gay because it's feminine" and other similar things. And really quickly I would like to talk about the question, "Are traps gay?" Yeah, traps ARE gay. It doesn't matter if the femboy in question looks perfectly feminine, the femboy still has a pair of dick and balls. Any sexual interaction with a femboy, as a male, is by definition gay. Now here is something I find funny, many of the fags here in /r9gay/ often say that femboys aren't really gay... and the reason? "They're too girly", "They don't even look like men", "Straight coomer shit". I'm not sure how to describe the shift of internet perception about femboys. Conclusion: There is none, this has been a waste of time for all parties involved, your welcome.
>>73459731Yeah I could've guessed as much.Anyway I ate some pizza and my stomach hurts now.
Did you know Patrick Bateman's skincare routine is actually awful for your skin? You should never use a deep pore cleanser everyday, even less if followed by multiple cleansers and exfoliating scrubs.
>>73459826my skin care routine is bathing in the river banks, great for skin, refreshing
>>73459803Enjoy your pizza. also where did you get it from?
>>73459188>My charms are only for you, anonynonynon.That makes me very happy to hear. When it comes to my dear anon, I fear I might be just a little selfish. I want to keep you all to myself, and I want you to do the same.>once I get a hold of you, I'm not letting go.I'm glad we're on the same page, sweet anon. We can hold each other close and never let go and always be safe and happy in each other's arms.>I cannot put a price to it other than your company.Well, anonynon, for you my company is free of charge, so how can I sweeten the deal to match you?>There you go making me blush againIt's such a beautiful sight, how could I possibly resist? Our conversations here have been a regular highlight of my days for the past almost three weeks. They've helped more than you could possibly know. >unless it's good old brit self-deprecating humour.A little bit, but if I'm being entirely honest it is true. I'm well behaved though, promise, it's just one of those things. I'll miss you too, but don't worry, I'll make sure I'm having as good of a time as I possibly can. I hope you do too, anonynon. Do you have anything planned for the weekend?>I'm relieved to read that you feel the same way as I doIt is very reassuring to know that my feelings are reciprocated, especially since I haven't felt this way about anyone in a very very long time. My family should be here very soon, but I've done a final bit of tidying up and I'm feeling good and relaxed now.>How's the cake coming up, by the way?I had a last minute change of heart and made chocolate brownies instead, they're currently in the fridge. I'm trying very hard not to eat any before my family are here.
>>73459888The mexican pizzeria near my house.
>>73459911mexican pizza? do they have a special twist or is it normalish
>tfw the store was out of most meat I guess due to memorial day and cookouts so it looks like I'll have to go twice this week.
>>73459928It's just normal pizza but made by mexicans. I want that Indiana Jones lego set.
>>73459911Tf is mexican pizza lmfao
>>73459958cool lol>oregon
I'm sure it must be slightly different that your standard American pizza. Spicier likely.
DO NOT, i repeat, DO NOT try cuban pizza. it is VILE.
>>73459731Wait, does this mean I can post here if I would get with a 'femboy'?
>tfw smaller cock than those femboys.
>>73460119yeah but as long as you accept that you are at least partly a faggot
>>73460119you can post here if you get with a passing trans girl
>>73460154All of them..? How, some of them are like 2-3 inches at most.>>73460219I was mostly shitposting, but I do consider myself bi.>>73460227People don't get interested in me, so I guess I'll just have to take my leave after all then...
>>73460240I mean the soda can ones. Plus I've seen some with nice sized ones.
>>73460240nice, im also halfgay
>>73460254Ah, I wouldn't worry about it too much. If you're about average then you should be fine, right?>>73460257Right in that sweet spot where girls will be disgusted with you and gay men are going to second guess any interest you have in them. Perfect for suffering.
>>73459892>I fear I might be just a little selfish.Then we both are, because I want the same with regards to you, sweetest and prettiest anony.>safe and happy in each other's arms.There's nothing I want more than that. You're making me feel all giddy and warm inside by saying it, you're such a precious and charming boy. I'm not letting go of you, ever.>how can I sweeten the deal to match you?The only way to sweeten the deal is for you to be around, hearing more from you, and knowing my anony. And of course, holding your hand and being given lots of kisses and cuddles. Reciprocating and making my gorgeous anon all flustered, too.>almost three weeksIt's been that long? Time flies by when in company of a sweetheart like you. They've also helped me a great deal, and I'm sure that some day we'll go in detail about how they have.>I'm well behaved though, promiseThis is one of those times when I'd press my lips against yours, so you can stop worrying. You're yourself, and I appreciate you the way you are. There's nothing I want to change about you, except whatever you might want to improve out of your own free will. Reading that you'll miss me is kind of bittersweet, but I know you'll still be around, with your loved ones by your side, and having a good time. That's all that matters to me. I don't have any plans for the weekend myself, so I'll probably be lazy, although I do need to study a bit as usual. I will take it easy, though, don't fret. Are you doing anything special with your family?>(spoiler)Me either, anony, and I don't ever want to lose such a precious connection, especially knowing it makes you happy. I'm really glad to know that you feel satisfied and relaxed, that's my amazing anon for you. Make sure to stay comfy, alright, gorgeous?>chocolate browniesSounds lovely, I can see how it's hard to resist the temptation. I wouldn't be able to help myself, especially knowing that you made them with your own hands.
>>73460284I'm roughly 5 inches hard, and not very thick. I'm a bottom though so it doesn't matter too much.
>>73460338Dick size is a meme. Don't sweat it Storyanony.
>>73460338Yeah, if you're a bottom then that shouldn't be an issue at all. I'd figure being smaller as a bottom would be a plus, except to maybe people who for some reason really want their bottom to have a large "ornament" instead of a smaller one. Personally I prefer the idea of the bottom being small, in that regard. Insert joke about "I love little X because it makes me look bigger here."
goodnight eurofags, love you all
>>73460506Good night anon, I hope you sleep well! Lots of oregano for you
>>73458882from the sound of it you are very cleanly, there is no need to worry anon-kun. You are doing great, your optimism is great as well. Keep that up, there will always be hiccups here and there, but continuing the pattern of optimism will hopefully make you resilient.>>73458889I can try to converse with you - you really know your rabbits :)
Posting good looking men to save r9gay from page 6.
I have a hypothetical for you boys. Let's say you've known a guy as friends for a couple years now, you guys finally talk about your feelings and realize you've had the hots for each other and start dating and so far it's a pretty amazing relationship. Just everything you've ever wanted before that you've never gotten out of past relationships, and you're already friends so you know each other pretty damn good by this point. And after the first couple times of having (great) sex, he breaks down and says he feels really ashamed and guilty keeping a secret like this from you, and in a moment of trust and self-pitty confesses something to you he's never told anyone before. He confesses to letting the family dog fuck(on more than one occasion) his ass way back in highschool. What the fuck do you even say to that?
>>73461077call the police and date his brother
>>73461077I'd humblebrag about it on 4chan then hang myself
>>73461077I confess to shitting my pants one time when I got home too late and decided to take off my muddy boots instead of running to the toilet with them on.
How would you feel if this Latino gave you this look?
>>73461201Like he wants me to do cocaine
>>73461201>that gesture on the left oneThat he wants to suck my dick? idk
why are you obsessed with this guy
>>73461285i love all latinos equally
>>73461201Awkwardly stare back
>>73461279this post is about the latino please ignore the white boi
>>73461365>he gives you this lookwhat now?
>>73461360Ikr we rock anon.
>>73461430based. Who do you think is the most beautiful latino?
>>73461526i don't know who he is but he looks lovely <310/10 would hold hands
they're shit, deport them all>>73461077>What the fuck do you even say to that?"cool"
>>73460317>I want the same with regards to youThen let's do our best to make it so, anon. I'll try to ask for that tag tomorrow, maybe if I say that now I'll spur myself into doing it>You're making me feel all giddy and warm insideYou've been doing the very same for me, every time we speak, and I don't want it to ever stop.>for you to be around, hearing more from you, and knowing my anony.Once I've gotten over my silly anxieties, you'll be hearing plenty from me, sweet anon. I really am looking forward to knowing you more closely. And then I'm sure we can figure out the cuddles and kisses part.>It's been that long?Three weeks as of tomorrow, I believe. Is it silly of me to have kept track?>You're yourself, and I appreciate you the way you are.Thank you, anon, it really does mean a lot to me to hear you say that. I've largely come to terms with the way things are, but sometimes I do wish I could be a bit better. Especially now that I know there's someone out there who cares so much about me and deserves the best I can offer. My family are here now, hence the delayed reply, but I hope this post at least reaches you. I have been thinking of you.A lazy weekend doesn't sound so bad, I'm sure that by the time this one's over part of me will have wished I had one. There are no solid plans, but we'll probably end up taking a day trip out to some historical site or something, we always do something like that when family visit.>I don't ever want to lose such a precious connectionI'm going to try very very hard to make sure you don't, anon. I never thought such a thing would fall into my lap like this, I won't squander it>Sounds lovely, I can see how it's hard to resist the temptationI only followed some simple recipe I found online, but they have turned out very tasty. I wish I could share them with you.
OhnonononoIT'S FINALLY HERE
>>73461610Would you really deport this qt?
Playing with legos is really fun
>>73461713Absolutely.>>73461703Seems a bit short for the "entire history" of games though.
Is the bunnyfag the latino poster
>>73461737i'm 95% sure this is the case
Would you at least run your fingers over his Latino abs before you deport him?
>>73461657>(spoiler)Anony, take it easy, ask when (You) feel like it, when (You)'re comfortable with asking. I'm not in a hurry, and I know you feel comfortable talking here as well. So do not rush it for me, please, be at your own pace. I'll never ever pressure you, I promise you this much, so be at ease.>every time we speak, and I don't want it to ever stop.That makes me very happy, you're really the most precious anon I've known and you're such a sweetheart, too. I'm really glad we live in the same continent, and it will never stop as long as we want to, buttercup.>you'll be hearing plenty from me, sweet anon.Good. I don't want to brag, but I find it easy to put myself in other people's shoes, so I hope I can offer you some relief. We'll figure everything out, sweetheart, don't fret.>Is it silly of me to have kept track?If anything, it's incredibly cute, in line with yourself.>I do wish I could be a bit better.I do, as well. There's a lot to improve for everyone, I believe, no such thing as perfection, after all. I'm glad you want to be better, but do it for yourself, don't do it for me. Although I will be delighted to motivate my lovely anony anytime.>I hope this post at least reaches youIt will reach me, don't you worry about a single thing, cutest. If anything, I'll probably stay up a bit late tonight, I'm not sure about you, though. I think about you very often.>part of me will have wished I had one. Maybe not laying-in-bed-all-day type of lazy, but I'm sure you'll have fun, and that it'll be worth it. Be safe for the trip anony, and if you take pictures, you'll have to show them to me someday!>(spoiler 2)You will not, anony. I'm very patient, and from the looks of it, you are too, which helps when two people struggle with their own issues. Think about nice things, and don't overexert yourself, alright, cutie? As for the brownies, I knew they'd be tasty since the moment you said you'd made them, beautiful.
Fuck this shit i was literal second away from beating the level instead of losing for a 5th or 6th time in a row. I will drop this game out of principle now FUCK YOU
>tfwywnba agent in the early days of COIN running an operation in 70s and 80s casual attire
>>73462072what game are you playing? is it good?
>>73461077There is nothing morally wrong with this and I'm tired of pretending there is.
Isn't it weird how every instance of racism against blacks gets easily debunked? If racism was this big issue we wouldn't have the need to highlight so many fake cases.Bike karen situation, and brainded leftist reactions to it, made me genuinely angry
>>73461912>ask when (You) feel like iI must not allow myself to become complacent, anon, and I absolutely must not let this opportunity slip away, I would not forgive myself. I do this for myself as much as I do it for you.>I'm really glad we live in the same continentAs am I, anon, it really makes me feel like we have a chance, here. Which is also quite scary, but I wouldn't change a thing.>I find it easy to put myself in other people's shoesThat's something I wish I was better at, but I'm going to try my very best to give you that same relief.>it's incredibly cute, in line with yourself.Shush, shush. It's already interesting to look back and think about how such an innocuous interaction led to this. I'm glad you prodded me a little more.>do it for yourself, don't do it for meYou make it easier to want to do it for myself, can we settle on that? I don't want to put any pressure on you with such things because that's probably unhealthy, but you do mean a lot and are a very positive influence.>I'll probably stay up a bit late tonightI think I'll probably do the same. Although, it's already a bit late. Don't stay up just to reply to me if it gets too late and you feel sleepy, though, it's enough for me that you read my words, whether now or tomorrow.>if you take pictures, you'll have to show them to me someday!I'm usually not the sort of person to take a lot of pictures of things, because normally I don't have anyone to show them to. But I will make sure that if we go anywhere I'll get pictures, just for my favourite anon.>I'm very patient, and from the looks of it, you are tooThis is very important to me, anon, so if patience is the right move then I will be patient. The rewards will be more than worth it, I think.
Parents are ranting about pride boycotts and how businesses will have to start choosing between gays and "normal people"
>tfw no nice boy to do vid related with right this secondsad!
>>73462775Well, being gay isn't really normal, is it?
>>73462638Real or fake, it's clear that they just hate white people when they spend so much time searching for the one in a million case of a white person being mean to a black person for no reason then make a massive deal about it.
>>73462979Worship da Black pipo, white boi. Don't talk back you is wrong
i just want to be happy, i don't want sex i just want affection and love and company. please give me a bf god, please
>>73463031god can't give you a bf, but i can
>>73463038are you going to love me and not get upset if i want to spend lots of time with you
>>73462751>I must not allow myself to become complacent,Then, you know the door's open whenever you want to. I could even post my tag tonight but I might be asleep by the time you read it. I'm not going anywhere, I promise. So if you want me to share it with you tomorrow, I absolutely will. Chiefly if I'm doing it for you, my sweet and kind anon. You're far too special to me.>Which is also quite scary,I know it is, anony, I feel the same way. But let's not be afraid, and let us think about holding hands, and do the many things that we can do before that happens. Once we're in a more private setting, let's take it slowly. I will always be here for you if you get scared.>I'm glad you prodded me a little more.How could I not prod such a precious boy like you? Ever since we started talking in here often, I've been determined to at least give us a try. And I'm glad we've come this far. I'm afraid the only way you'll make me shush is with a kiss, so you'll have to wait for that, cutie.>can we settle on that?Of course we can, sweetheart. It's settled.>I think I'll probably do the same. I am a bit sleepy, but I was listening to music, so don't worry. You're not keeping me up, but fueling tonight's sweet dreams with your words and presence. I'm sorry if my replies are getting repetitive, or if I miss something. My eyes feel heavy, but I'm the kind to stay up far too late during weekends.>I'll get pictures, just for my favourite anon.You're such a lovely dork, all I want to do is cuddle you to sleep and keep you safe. Knowing you has been the best thing that's happened to me in a long while.>This is very important to me, anonAs it is for me, and don't worry, we won't lose anything, we're just getting started. Patience always pays off, I think. I don't mean the Discord tag thing, of course. I mean taking things at *our* own pace after that. You're precious to me, and I won't allow myself to lose you, ever.
Friday night? Who else is gonna get drunk?
>>73463045NTA but I will (If you are cute like me)
>>73463045yes and yes, those are both easy
>>73463073I've never gone blackout drunkmy comfort zone is two beer
>>73463098I'm not going to cheat on my bf with someone else who replies just because he's a little late>>73463110im yours anon let me love you
>>73463122I'm sorry Anon. I just wanted to be loved by someone.
i have a jobshould i really be here or no
>>73462751>>73463046Since I hit the limit and I forgot to say something, I don't want to come across as someone who's trying to put things off or delay them for an eternity. Because I absolutely am not, if anything, it's the opposite. I think we're in the safe zone now, since we've been talking for almost a month, and because we like each other, a lot -at least, I know I do. So whenever you need a means of contacting me, tomorrow, or later tonight, just let me know; else, I'll prod you a little. I don't want to get added by anyone else but you, anyway. I will still be up for a while, but if I fall asleep, I promise to you I'll always, always be here for you.
r9k is not a neet board, it's a board for social outcasts so as long as you are one, you're fine.
>>73463150my parents are forcing me to socialize so....
>>73456473Just realised I sperged out again by writing all of this.
>>73463207do you want to socialize or can understand normies? if not then welcome.
>>73456473pluck your damn nipple hairs ah gawd
>>73456473hhnnnggg boys with love trails....
Please come join THE r9gay discord server. We've had much fun and we're always looking for new friends. Stop being a lonely gaycel and embrace your identity as a terminally online cyberfaggot. It's easier and quite freeing. I can attest it has changed my life for the better!AftVgU6V
>>73463358I've got that same picture saved anony, so good taste in art, but no, thanks. I don't see the point in Discord servers.
>>73463358your ad is bawls
>>73463386Well, we'll still be here when you change your mind. The link is good for a week so if you're feeling up to it you can always look it up on desuarchive. I will make it easy for you and put a word you can easily search to find this. It will be...Midori>>73463387Blehhhh :PPPP
>>73463415Don't Blehhhh me )=
>>73463358kys niggerfaggot it's not a /r9gay/ server and never will be
i haven't masturbated at all today :)
I haven't masturbated or looked at porn for like last 4 days. Bf will appear soon, I'm sure.
>>73463514keep it up, you will be a new man. nobody cherishes the wholesome glow of abstaining or celibacy.
>>73463537it is possible robro, i am in x pose sending you energy right this moment .
Tequila and mixers time, let's goooo
>>73463658Alcohol is very bad for you, anon.
I would feel better if i shaved but i don't deserve to feel better so i didn't do it..................... ok i didn't do it because i'm lazy and it makes no difference in the grand scheme of things.
I'm on the verge of suicide and I need to be an obnoxious attention whore
>>73463926Why don't you feel like you deserve it? You know you'd feel better! Self care is taking care of yourself anon, please.
>>73464010No worries, anon. Tell me anything you want. I promise I'll read everything (I'm serious).
>>73464121I'm complete loser and failure at getting a bf Lol
>>73464125Anon, 90% of this thread posters are absolute failures. You'll be fine. At least you make sense when writing.Don't let darkness take over your life.
>>73464010I'll FUCK you, brad.
>>73464163I want to be loved Anon
I tried tequila once and it was awful, even worse than Hennessy
>>73464179I WILL love you, and don't call me anon, call me allister.
>>73464190Who are you allister? Why do you care about me?
lifted, leg lifted, squatted, crunched, jogged, and now it's time for a snack and a shower
this image is terrible his neck is way too long
>tfw no /fit/ bf to lend me his sweaty gym clothes after he's done working out
>>73464211i'm allister, simple as. and i have a very loving heart.
Gaybros awake after dawn. How long have you been awake, and why haven't you gone to sleep already?
>>73464423slept real early at 10:30, woke up 9:30, slacked off the whole day and decided to get /fit/ a few hours ago. i watched john wick 1 while lifting. excellent film. i wish i had a pc or a console to replay hotline miami. excellent game.
>tfw realized I forgot to pay my utilities for the past two months and luckily caught it right before I was going to have both the power and water shut off. I don't think I can live alone, I've set up autopay now but jesus fuck I can't believe I forgot that.
>>73463228im not sure but i dont see myself as having high self esteem
why is /r9gay/ always empty on friday nights?
despite what hue says most of r9gay are normies. They're probably off on dates and getting dicked.
>>73465113r9gay is filled with normalfags who have sex
>>73465137>>73465139I know, I just wanted to bring more attention to it.>>73465139Stocking best demon.
>>73465113im drinking two monsters and eating lots of snacks and staying up playing video games
>>73465155She is my favorite woman. I'm really bored with life. Everything is so tiresome. Wish I had a bf that liked Legos.
>>73465182tfw no cute anon bf who plays with legos
>>73465206Yeah that's literally me Anon
so how many lego boys do we have here or is just the one using multiple avatars?
>>73465228It isn't, because you're not my bf. Checkmate atheists.
>>73465244It's just me.>>73465245You could be my bf, if you really wanted. I'm a very lonely boy.
>>73465113Im always home along on fridey nights
>>73465265What's your favorite lego theme? Also I started reading this in Stocking's dub voice.
>>73465265so you're also that griffanon or whatever his anime boy avatar is?
>>73465297I mostly collect star wars. You?>>73465310Yes.
i just shaved my legs and ass, where is my bf?>>73465176whatcha playin
>>73465325I just buy what I like mostly. Recently it's been random blind bag stuff. Old sets were cooler imo. Damn I'm lame. Sorry.
>>73465343>i just shaved my legs and assprove it
>>73465365I can show you my sets if you want. I wanted to buy the nazi plane from Indiana Jones.>>73465343I wax my entire body yet still no bf. Strange!
>>73465385>I can show you my sets if you want. I wanted to buy the nazi plane from Indiana Jones.To kill the big nazi only in lego form... right?
>>73465385You need eyelashes, dummy.
>tfw getting into video games when I was 6 meant that I almost never played with physical toys, even as a young kid.
>>73465405I thought the plane was cool. Indy and his dad are cool too.
>>73465113I have nothing to posthttps://youtu.be/wrDj5XvZXX4
>>73465419Nothing but a good band, apparently.
>>73465414It's a good thing lego minifig hands are easy to pull off, when you like star wars lego.
>>73465432Maybe I should take a shower. How old are you?
>>73465371dude... why do you want to see my ass... that's gay...
>>73465450How will I know you're telling the truth or not?
>>73465458Like 3 days ago.Unfortunate.
Why is everyone here so old! God damn!
only teenagers think 30 is old
being old is basedi cant wait to get old
ok so i'm over here trying to take a good pic of my ass and i've never been so hard in my life. i'm trying to find a good angle with good lighting so i can impress total strangers and the thought alone is so arousing.no i am not posting pics of my hairless ass.
I need a cute bf to rescue me from my depression.Gonna go shower now.
>>73465343self care feels good huh
I took my weekly shower yesterday so this fat neet is clean.
>>73465560i've been working out. eating well. brushing my teeth. washing my face. shaving. i've been avoiding masturbation. i'm doing all of this for attention and i am feeling really really good.
I keep getting carded at 30 and people think i'm still in highschool. Too bad I'm too old for people on r9k. maybe im past the point of praying someone will understand my worth. im tired of being sad.
>>73465578but getting carded at 30 is a good thing.
My will to survive and keep on living is slowly falling apart.My physical appearance is still somewhat beautiful I guess.
that reminds me that at some point I'm going to have to get an actual driver's license
>all these 30 year old gaybots>probably covered in bruises and hobbling around, too proud to get a walkerthank god im only 29.95 years old
>>73465586Not when the number is what you're judged for online no matter what.
>>73465501i'm not even 20 yet
>tfw no fwb who pays me in video games in exchange for blowjobs
I actually have a collection of canes and walkers for when I need them, considering mom never threw my grandparent's stuff away and had her own cane.
>>73465616Can we be bfs then? Pretty please???
>>73465633how old r u mexicanon?
>>73465640I'm 18. I am a very attractive young man aside from some minor flaws I am conscious about.
this is my attention fishing ground, go get your own. Of course you get more because you're younger, cuter and use anime avatars.
>>73465663Cute people don't need to use anime avatars
>>73465663i'm the guy they brushed off for being 30, whats up anon?
>>73465646i'm not >>73465616 btwyou're 18 and 6'4? i thought you were much much older. i'm 21 and only 5'4. i get so depressed when i see students returning from school who are much taller than me. i don't know why i'm so short. pretty sure it's far too late to be growing any more at this point.
>>73465646you're awfully conscious of your appearance too huh. you should give some thought to your future
>>73465663actually that guy was trying to get attention for an entire year before this and failing hard. dont give up anon
>>73465674Nothing wrong with being in your late 20s or in ur 30s. At least most ppl have their life somewhat figured out at that point. Teens are fucking stressful to be around.
>>73465688Nobody cared who I was until I put on the avatarfag.>>73465676El Chapo was 5'6.
>Plenty of other 30s robotsWe can talk about how we remember 9/11 and play N64 games togetherLet the zoomers bitch while they broccoli up their hairThey dont know how good things used to be
I might need to go to therapy. I can't do it anymore.
>>73466146Can't do what anymore?
>>73466117i dont remember 9/11 even with my dad being a career military man
>>73466157I don't know man. Maybe I should be emotionless. Like a real fucking robot.
>>73466169Just get some healthy habits.
All my naysayers are eating crowCause we reaping single thing that we can sow Someday I'll be a great and successful man. A man loved. A man cared about.
Good morning r9gay. I feel really good with my new haircut, it's like I finally figured something out that was hidden in plain sight.I think anony is sleeping comfortably, so I will not bother him much yet. Now I'm going back to sleep until the afternoon because it's Saturday, and I'm tired. Good "night" r9gay.
>>73466265Yo angel anon you wanna be friends? You seem pretty cool.
Don't talk to me unless you workout
>>73466376i did a 100 squats just then
>>73466454Do you have a nice ass now?
>>73466463mwerp no. Need to do more exercises. What should i do next?
Will I get a cute twink bf if I'm 5'4 and 240lbs and my entire body is destroyed with blood red stretch marks from being fat so badly that I am not motivated to lose any weight?
I hate it when I get the urge to distrohop. It never stops once it starts. And as an anon once aptly put it, it's a very bottomish thing to do...
>>73464053I would briefly feel better but i would still feel as hopeless as ever after a while. Maybe i'll do it later.>Self care is taking care of yourself anon
>>73466117N64 is worst console ever, senpaiTell me about 9/11 my memory is bad
>>73466582The stretch marks will fade over time and become a more similar color to the rest of your skin. You should try to lose weight and build muscle. Nobody cares about stretch marks if you're strong.
19 male here.Had 2 relationships with women (one that lasted about 2 years, and the other with a girl i didn't really like), but i think i could also fall in love with a guy too. Love to me is all about complementarity, and i think two individuals can fullfill each other regardless of their sex.The thing is, all the the gay/bi people i've met so far (which is not a lot, i was in a catholic high school) were nearly all sterotypes of themselves, with their sexuality being their major personnality trait. Don't get me wrong, i don't mind being open about your sexual life, but i feel like it's a very big deal in gay couples whereas, for me, good sex is the cherry on top of a good relationship, not the cake in itself (and i think that a sane relationship will ultimately lead to good sex).Gay bros, am i wrong? What are your thoughts?(also sorry 4 bad english)
>>73466831>What are your thoughts?>Had 2 relationshipsI think you should kill yourself
>>73466831I second that opinionYou should kill yourself
>tfw no bf to play Wii Sports Baseball with
>>73466831People who make their sexual orientation their whole personality will stand out more as examples of gay people compared to less obnoxious ones.
>>73457364Hope you had fun or at least survived. Cat pic was funnyhttps://paste ee/p/BVk4Ihttps://paste ee/p/f8mp0
>>73466265Good afternoon anononon. It's kind of a busy day here today, but I'm going to ask for that tag later. I've said I'll do it, now, so don't let me not do it.I'm glad to hear you're feeling pretty today , since that's the truth. Hopefully with your extra sleep you're feeling nice and refreshed, too.
>left my phone in moms car>mom is going to bros after work instead of coming homeguess i will not be cooking food today
>tfw no bf to cook food for today
I'm so old and ugly children cry when they see me, women gasp, men avert their gaze, dogs hide, birds fall from the sky, blind people get rashes, milk curdles, poets gouge their eyes out
>>73467070I just now woke up from my nap, and I had a very pleasant dream. I read your last messages in bed and hugged the pillow tight. Maybe you saw the posts from last night; but yes, feel free to ask for my tag anytime today, sweetheart. It's all yours, and I am, too.>It's kind of a busy day here today,I'm sure it must be, with your family being around and all. Busy days and sleepy boys don't match very well, but I know you can manage. Did you get your beauty rest, my beloved anony? Was it a cozy one?>I'm glad you're feeling pretty today , since that's the truthYou play a big part in making me feel that way, anon. I was doing okay, but now I'm great, because I'm glad that you're around. How about you? You'll be missed, but I hope that the day will treat you well, sunshine. Because gorgeous anons like you deserve that, at the very least, and possibly, much, much more.
>tfw anon cooks more food than he thought but doesnt want too eat that much so instead of putting equal portions on our plates he gives me extra and i have to force myself to finish because i dont want him to think i didnt like the meal(he is hard on himself and already thinking about what he couldve done better even though its really good)
>>73467268Don't be rude and finish all that's in your plate, anon
Now I'm hungry.I had a roasted kidney sandwich last night (yes that's a thing) and now I want to eat one again,
>>73467292i am, i am. geez
been typoing too instead of to a lot lately and its really annoying
>>73467302I just had a plate of croissants and a cup of caffe au lait. Do you like, monsieur?
>>73467331that's a good boyoriginalissimo
>>73467349YES! That's my favorite kind of breakfast. Depending of the day I may drink coffee or tea. I love both.
my breakfast this morning is one can of redbull and maybe a bowl of rasin bran later.
I am very horny rn. I will unironically suck any anons in Wisconsin, Illinois or Minnesota argggh.
>>73466831people make comments about their sex life and sexuality all the time, gay or straight, they even do it at 90 years old. why? i dont know
>>73467365Tea is also good, it's gotta be strong though, oolong or a few sessions of black tea gong fu brewing
>tfw no chatGPT bf who isn't a slut that talks to others
>>73467390Totally! I also enjoy Lipton tea, but that's for the afternoon: Lipton and milk don't mix well imho.
>>73466831>The thing is, all the the gay/bi people i've met so far (which is not a lot, i was in a catholic high school) were nearly all sterotypes of themselves, with their sexuality being their major personnality trait. Don't get me wrong, i don't mind being open about your sexual life, but i feel like it's a very big deal in gay couplesas ive gotten older ive realized that although its normal to be this way as a homosexual; its also actually more common to be a real human than i used to think. you said broken english so ill have to actually explain, but. speaking from an american perspective, theirs a class of men that i guess we would umbrella term "bachelor" who are heterosexual men who never marry or enter long term relationships and their sexuality is a big part of their personality. these are men who have boob calendars, or womens leg depictions around- their obsession with women is very apparent. im sure you know the breed. anyways, think about the ratio of those men to every other heterosexual male. think about how few of those men are aroundthe same ratio is likely true of stereotypical gays. its just that, as the other anon said, their are so few gays you notice them more. because guys like you arent walking billboards of homosexuality like they areall of this is to say; youre actually more normal than you think. the hyper sexual is a minority in both heterosexual and homosexual groupings. so you should worry less about this issue and be your own person. youre not defined by people you share traits with (gay men) youre free to be your own idiosyncratic sexual and romantic being, because if you maintain distance from things you dislike you will avoid becoming them
>>73467356i wish i didnt start losing my appetite this month so i could eat with anon
>>73467386i am in cambodia
>>73467419go for a walk or up and down the stairs, take a shower, look at pictures of food, you'll be hungry againi struggle with appetite as well and i'm skeletal but i learned the hard way that the only way to get it back is to eat something small. Then your stomach wants more
What the fuck happened to Jay Electronica?I wonder if he still got it or notWhatever happened to Elzhi?Whatever happened to Meth?What happened to Beans?Whatever happened to Lauryn?What happened to Banks?Tell me what happened to Bleek?What the fuck happened to Mos?What happened to Missy?Nigga, what happened to Ghost?Whatever happened to Cube?What up with Common?What the fuck,Where did they go?Tell me what happened to Budden's?What about Luda?I hope they ain't losing it nowHope they get back to the music'Cause I need some new shitI'm sick of these new niggas out i think about anons who used to post here from time to time
>>73467474>i think about anons who used to post here from time to timeAre there any in particular you're thinking about?
>>73467438i can give it a try>eat something smalli normally only eat one actual meal(dinner) and have something small during the day, but very recently like maybe the last 3 weeks, i havent wanted to finish anything i eat
>>73467518Sure. No one who is well known, just anons who used to make posts i liked reading. Sometimes i think about specific posts that i found funny. I wonder what happens to those that left.
the anons i liked most were the regulars here in fall 2021. i was dying from incredibly painful super aids and they kept me company everynight no hard feelings anyone not them
>>73467389I am the famous American prude. Sex shouldn't be in TV or movies. Sex shouldn't be discussed in public or on social media. People shouldn't wear clothing which is too sexualized. I mean if it goes above the knee it is too far.
>have time to do whatever i want>zero motivation to do anything >feel like crying in bed until i get tired enough to sleep>will want to do things later when i won't be free to do soThis, more than anything, makes me want to kill myself
>>73467733>sex shouldnt be in tv or moviesyea 99.99%(probably too low) of the time it adds literally nothing and it only exists because some rapistpedo director>the rest of the listnot my problem
>>73467855>not my problemthats how most people view it. People have no standards for society sadly.
Holding hands with fujo bait!Cuddling up close with fujo bait!Eating dinner together with fujo bait!
one tranny gf please and thank you
>>73468205>>>/lgbt/Go back, and find your BPD tranny gf. You're welcome!
>>73467195>I had a very pleasant dreamThat's good, anon, both your waking and sleeping hours deserve to be full of happiness. That's a very cute thought, it made me smile. I'll try to find a moment where I'll have a good chunk of time to talk to you, but I might have to ask you to post it and then just add you even if I can't really talk as much as I'd like to. I don't know, I'll figure it out.>Busy days and sleepy boys don't match very wellWe've ended up driving further up the country to see more family, hopefully that's not too stressful. At least I got some decent sleep, though, so I'll make it through.>You play a big part in making me feel that wayIt always cheers me up knowing I can make such a big sweetheart feel as good as he deserves. I'm feeling alright now, but it's probably going to be a long day. I'll hold out, though.
>>73468220go back? but I've never been! you're the homosexual, don't you belong on /lgbt/?
>>73468166why should i worry about society? if they ban all clothing outside of state mandated uniforms i wouldnt care. just like im not going to bother doing anything about people wearing croptops and fishnets or whatever. the puritan warriors can do it, or not. its not my problem
>>73468227not that anon however stop acting completely ignorant. They call /lgbt/ "/tttt/ for a reason. The entire board is just trannies. If you want a tranny """""""""gf""""""""" then go there. Not here. No one here is a tranny. The thread is for gaycels. Jeez people really are dense on this fucking board.
>>73468242>They call /lgbt/ "/tttt/ for a reason. The entire board is just trannies.Then why not try to reclaim your lost homeland. You have to go back!
>>73468339Fuck no. Its not my homeland. I'm not going to a board full of normalfags.
>Trannies: You're scared of getting older? Well that means it's time to chop your balls off and take estrogen.>BTW IF YOU DON'T YOU WILL BE AN OLD, DESCRIPT BALDING MAN WHO NO ONE WILL LOVE OR WANT TO FUCK AND YOUR BONES WILL KEEP GROWING FOREVER AND EVER UNTIL YOU LOOK LIKE ANDRE THE GIANT.
>>73468353>anon... thats this board too. normalfags are relentless
>>73468353>trannies>normalfagspick oneor are you merely so far gone that you've convinced yourself they can be so?
>>73468224If it made my number one anony in the universe smile, then I'm glad to have shared it. And I'll share many more with (You).>(spoiler)About my tag, I think it's a good idea to post it once either the new thread is up, or you have some time on your hands. That way you'll come across it easily. However, if you want me to just leave it here for you to see, just say so, and I will on the following reply. We'll both figure it out, don't shoulder this "burden" on your own. It's really nothing worth stressing over, I promised you I would, and I'm all set, so be at ease.>even if I can't really talk as much as I'd like to.Are you the one driving? In any case, that's no problem, I'm always going to respect your free time, and family obligations are often unavoidable. I understand you, so don't fret, alright? >I'm feeling alright now,That's what matters, that and you having at least a decent sleep. You're the biggest sweetheart though, taking the initiative and being such a caring and loveable cutie. I hope it's not too cold up there, and if it's stressful, just let me know. You will hold out because you're stronger than you think, my dear anonynon. And I'll keep you company, even if it's just in your thoughts.I will probably be doing some chores and buy groceries, so it might not be a bad thing, after all. I hope the evening or tomorrow will be easier on you. Regardless, I'm not going anywhere, even less knowing you're not having the best time.
>>73468383sorry sorryTrannies and normalfagsis that better?>>73468381I only use this board for this thread.
>>73468363This fear of getting old has always been retarded. Its especially bad today due to social media fueled narcissism and people infantizing themselves because they want to be children for as long as possible. Me personally I welcome getting old. Just the natural process of things.
>>73468427That's a good mindsetEveryone is bound to get old, maybe with the exception of rich billionaires in the distant future who will be able to upload their consciousness into a synthetic body or some shit
>>73468415>I only use this board for this thread.Sounds like you belong on /lgbt/ then. What does this place have to offer that there doesn't?
>>73468444>what does this place have to offer that there doesn't this thread isn't full of faceposters, trannies, libtards and wont ban me for being racist or something,
>>73468415oh, i mostly use this thread too, but sometimes i look at the catalog. they still got in
>>73468427I would pity the trannies if they weren't so obnoxious.
i just want a bf to kiss my neck and ears aaaaaa
Had another nightmare and started crying
i think im gonna kiss my cute friend on the cheek today when we meet
>>73468796Fuck I'm so jealous hope you explode the moment you kiss him
My tooth hurts. My tooth hurts!!
>>73468806I got a boner when held hands yesterday but we were sitting down so it was hidden I think
>>73468821You held hands as well... I'm going to die now
I am a thief of innocent young men's hand holding virginity. I scour the world for lonely young men and ingratiate myself into their lives and innocently find ways to hold hands with them, then I leave them!
>>73468847You should do it with me (I will secretely drug you and make you mine)
>>73468865Oh no....don't do that?! I'm sorry!!!
>bf had a nightmare>I punched him in the face>now he's no longer upset about the nightmarerelationships are all about give and take.
>>73468414>About my tagIf you post it, I will see it and I will add you, but I might need to build up a bit of courage to do so because I'm dumb and shy. And I don't really want there to be too much time between you posting it and me adding you because any random anon could come along and I'm sure you'll be able to tell when it's actually me but it sounds like that could get kind of annoying for you and I'm overthinking this tremendously and maybe you should just post it and I'll save it somewhere but I don't know.>Are you the one driving?No, it's just that I'm not going to have a huge amount of time to myself with all this family around. Any my cousins will probably end up bringing their partners here, which is always quite uncomfortable, bleh. I'll try not to get too anxious, though.>You're the biggest sweetheart thoughOnly when my cute and kind anon is involved. The cooler northern climate is a nice change, at least, but I'll probably feel like retreating into your arms by the end of the night. It makes me feel better that you're here, though.>I will probably be doing some chores and buy groceriesAre you going to have anything nice for dinner tonight? I hope it goes smoothly, or has gone smoothly, it's been a while. Just have a good time because you're a cute and good boy and I like you a lot, that's the main message I'm trying to get across here.
>He told me to take a showerHe, cares about my hygiene, he cares about me, I don't care about all those negative opinions on long distance relationships, I will keep trying hard, I'll keep fighting for him.I will take the shower.
My boyfriend kept talking about something called "gacha" so I told him to take a shower cause I needed a break. Hopefully my side piece will be able to come over soon so I can get actual sex.
>Just had a burger while thinking how much my life sucksOh well. At least I tidied up my bedroom. What's up anons? If you need to talk about anything I'm here.
>>73469096>I might need to build up a bit of courage to do so because I'm dumb and shy.You're shy alright, but not dumb. I can tell between my anony and the rest, plus, you can always say when you've added me, in case there's any confusion. It's an alt anyway, so don't worry, okay? Take your time, dear anon.>I'm overthinking this tremendouslyHere's what we'll do, otherwise we're just going to go in circles, you and me.My tag is anonym#8799, so there, now all that's left is for you to shoot me a friend request. Let me know when you do, in case I don't accept it fast enough.>you should just post it and I'll save it somewhere but I don't know.It's done. Hush now, I'm here for you, just make sure not to just save it and to eventually add me --if you want to-- you panicky sweetheart, you. Some things are better done quickly and painlessly, but I'm none to boss you around. What I can promise is that it'll be alright, whatever you decide to do.>will probably end up bringing their partners here,I understand why you're feeling anxious more now, because I've been there, too. But try not to think about that too much, and instead think about the fact that your anon is here for you too. Not physically now, but he's got you in his mind all the time.>I'll probably feel like retreating into your armsYou're adorable, anonyn. Don't worry, once you're safe in my arms, I'm never ever letting go. I'll be here for as long as you want me to be here, gorgeous, even more so knowing that it makes you feel better.>or has gone smoothly,Anonynon we eat dinner quite late around here. Probably in a couple hours. I haven't thought about what yet though, so I probably should soon. Would be much easier with chef anon around. I've been out for a walk now, and just getting back home, the weather's nice, and I know my anon is safe. All I wish for is to take all that anxiety away, and hopefully someday I can actually do that. How's the evening going along, beautiful?
>>73469215I want ritalin so I can hyperfocus on counter strike and get some headshots. I'm saving up some money rn
>>73469215kids are playing really loudly outside. i feel like i had something to talk about earlier but my minds gone blank right now. hope you can enjoy the rest of your day anon
I'm tired of being alone. I want a friend, a roommate, anything. I hate where I'm living and the people I live with. I want to live with someone who has similar interests and around my age.
>>73469096>>73469307Also, I promised you I'd be here for you, and I will be, regardless of when you actually add me. I like to keep my promises, just like you. All I want to add is that you're one of a kind, you're a true sweetie with a big heart, and you need to be cherished. Your reaction was pretty cute, though, I must admit. I'm sending my best wishes for dinner to be tasty and filling, my most beloved anony. And I hope you get a break and don't have to cook for once, that would be sweet.
>>73469499kind of relatable, but i really want to live completely by myself
>>73469499yeah too bad we don't live with each other. haha wouldnt that be crazy?
>>73469440$7 per pill anon, better find a plug before cs2 releases
>>73469633I'm finding it for $2.50/10mg. Don't know who is ripping you off.
>taking drugs so you can click heads betterHeh, losers. I just drink coffee for that.
>>73469781>oohhh look at me I'm normal and I don't need drugs to do thingsOUTNORMIEOUT!!
>>73469617That would be crazy aha I'd find any excuse to make you food and I'd do all the chores>>73469633>>73469648Does Ritalin help with undiagnosed adhd
Coming to rescue the thread from page 6.
>>73469801>Does Ritalin help with undiagnosed adhdFor many, it does. Doctors hate adhd patients so I was not able to procure any
>>73469535Okay I've sent you a request I'm the one with 7927. I know I've made this more difficult than it really needed to be so thank you so much for being patient with me
>tfw you barely beat a boss but turns out it was only his first form so crushes you with first attack and you have to start all over again
I got kicked out of /gaygen/ for watching too much cuntboy porn. Can I hang out with you guys?
>>73470129Shh, it's fine. I'm very happy now, all thanks to you.
>>73470729what the fuck is a 'cuntboy'
Had 3 coffees today and a caffeine pill.
>>73470936we probably don't want to knowjust ignore himmaybe he'll go away
Is sharpshooting an actually useful skill aside from looking cool
>>73471024Wow you guys are even worse than /lgbt/. I hate you you're stupdid
>>73471047can you tell the trannies from there to flood this thread so I may finally get my gf?
>>73471060You'll get a FtM GF but you'll have to tell her that she's a valid gay man. They act indistinguishable from women though, and most of them look it too.
>>73471027you can spray bugs from farther away
>>73471027learn to use a map and compass first
pls try dating apps it could be fun like an adventure or something It's better than doing nothing
>>73471799No it's definitely not better than doing nothing.
I know I said I wasn't going to have pizza this week but I don't feel like cooking so pizza it is.
>>73471806>it's definitely not better than doing nothing.It is. You only think like that because you do nothing. Doing nothing is making things worse
>>73471810Have you done the math yet? Monthly expenses and shit?
>>73469499>I'm tired of being aloneTry dating apps then and go out to meet new people
>>73471818Unlike most of these fags in the thread I don't care about a bf that much. I more want to make money and be independent. Or just find a hobby
>>73471844>I don't care about a bf that much.>he said on the /crying about not having a bf/ general Yeah, right. Be more honest with yourself next time. You can find friendship there too. You can find something, which is better than nothing
ive become obsessed with simon whistler.
>>73471821utilities are roughly 500 a month. I will be dropping the cable and just getting internet so that will save some. I don't know what my food costs are, as well as adding home/car insurance and property taxes.
>>73471903>I don't know what my food costs areNigga that's the most important one. Take a piece of paper, a pen, and start taking notes for every meal. You're eating out all the time, it's easy. >500 for utilitiesWhat exactly are those? It seems like a lot for utilities for a single guy
>>73471903If you want help doing the math (by help read: someone screaming at you telling you to do it) I'm here for it
>>73471903Seems like you have money for a few more years, but not more than that. Will you spend every penny without care and just worry about getting a job when you're out in the streets?
>>73471950actually I only eat out once a week, generally a pizza. Rest of the week is cooked food, leftovers of cooked food, or frozen. gas/electric/water/phone/cable/internet. All of those are for the house and haven't changed since mom died.
I'm going to avoid paying all these bills by being homeless.
>>73472001No internet for homeless
>>73472006>Doesn't know about public wifiI'm so ahead of you. I'm running laps around you anon.
>>73471987Just do the math already, anon. How hard can it be? Don't you want to know how many years of neetdom do you have left?
>>73472013where will you charge your batteries?
>>73472032at your house, i'm outside let me in.
>>73472019alright so far for May I've spent 571.28 on food both grocery and pizza. Not all that is food since there's also various non-food items I have to buy in there. This going by my credit card statement.
Did I add that all up for nothing?
>>73472050If my math is right, you have enough money to last 3 or 4 years. I'm going off the assumption you spend 2k per month.
>>73472294You added it all up for yourself, not for a (you) You need to know about it, anon. You need to be prepared for when the time comes. The time to work
>>73472451I thought it would be longer than that. I don't think it's really 2k/month likely 1.6-1.7k/month. if that changes anything. Even the thought of working fills me with dread. I don't know if I can physically stand for 8 hours, much less actually work 8 hours straight. To say nothing of my anxiety and my tendency to infuriate people just by speaking to them.
Move fuckers, move>>73472678>>73472678>>73472678
