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Chepstow Castle edition
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Same dossers posting the same LARP and drivel
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>>73461173
>drinking
vodka pepsi
>eating
>nothing, will probably get a fist full of haribo when I get a little more drunk
>listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDxJlW6cxRk

Trying to chat some birds up but not even the fatties are biting, grim stuff lads.
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Love castles
Hate council estates

Simple as
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SSM hasn't even gotten as much as a handjob from Helen

It not right
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Chebstow Castle
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right here's an 8-pager from Two-Fisted Tales #18 (actually issue 1 but they named it 18 because that's just what comics do.)
"Conquest"
better than retarded drivel and ugly thots
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>>73461173
Sausage rolls
Cider
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgN-YxGN1Lg&pp=ygUhRnV0dXJlIEZsYXNoYmFjayBTYW50aWFnbyBTYWxhemFy
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>>73461364
it's just an 8 page story lads don't cum yourselves
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>>73461303
I've been there a few times. It's a cool place!
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>>73461375
brutal cunts aren't they?
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>>73461352
corr might have to blow some ropes
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>>73461387
sometimes i wish i was a soldier in this era but then i realize how dreadful it would be
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>>73461396
just over halfway through lads xx
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>>73461411
great coloring in this story
kinda sets the mood
of course, EC's colorists and artists were always masterful.
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>>73461420
massive fight going on here
arrows raining down everywhere
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Out the spacker shower. Happy in me lane. Woisturized. Womfortable. Unbothered. Focused. Flourishing. Garn have a wuppa now and neck a BLT sandwich I bought from Asda if that's alright with you de lids.
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>>73461435
What moisturiser do you use lad?
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>>73461429
right lads we're done here
you can all go back to posting ugly women and insipid nonsense
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>>73461173
>What we drinking?
Decaff coffee
>What we eating?
Crisps
>What we listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHDaKtx6bGY
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>>73461459
>qotsa
alright you get a pass lad
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>>73461459
Eating Nik Naks
Drinking Dr. Pepper
Listening to chill lo-fi hiphop and alos penguinz0
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Chugged a beer and threw up over myself.
I used to have a fucking iron stomach, now I can't drink to save my life.. fuck
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>>73461441

Tonight I used some Lacoste body wash. It woverly.
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>>73461472
A pass from what?
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>>73461676
well you might have chosen a shit flavour of crisps.
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>>73461695
They're these, I think they're pretty good
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song that reminds me of being homeless and drinking black ace in a car park every night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJIXDOVRtVk
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bet paul scholfield only came out as a poof because something happened where that young 12 year old he was noncing was gonna come out public with it or summat so he decided tplo come out with it first.
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>>73461780
He was at least 16
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4AElTAFjD0
Whenever I wake up from a lonely blackout this songs in my history
finally sobered up this year, and this song is a perfect reflection of what drinking away your depression is. waking up and not knowing how you got home, no money, cuts all over your fists from punching walls, your house a mess because you don't care about living in your own filth and just that fear that the thing you thought was going to make your problems go away just makes them harder to face. i still want to just sit back and drink piss and turn off my brain but i'm not doing it at the moment. i don't know how i stopped but i'm thankful for however long it lasts. shout out to everyone out there who's stayed up through too many nights drinking alone in the dark
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>>73461871
Thanks for this lad. I'm at this point in my life and have been for the last 10 years and everyday I say I'm going to stop drinking.
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Another Friday all alone has been completed now for another Saturday all alone.
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Pete Schotfield and his 9 year old bfx8vr4
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>>73461985
How fucking wasted are you to type the captcha in the post lmao state of you lads
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>>73462010
Not him but I've done it before
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Laurel is definitely smashed right now. Normally she'd have an asmr out by tonight.
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>>73462010
Just had a few my leeeed
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WikxEhLyiw

It not right. Helen was the one for him.
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ello do you still come here? we used to hang out sometimes and you streamed movies for me before 2018
you even drew me a gondola before
I miss you.
-your Brazilian friend
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Just want plump poster back
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Grinding some Fortnite for a bit before beddingtons.
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grinding my dick against her silky little thong ready to enter the unknown
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>>73462022
probably having her arse done in as we speak
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>>73462310
CIAO IT ME, WANT SOME PASTEL DE NATA AND CHEESY BREAD
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>Harry Kane is a playable character in Fortnite

Kek
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>>73462124
He wined and dinned her, took her on holiday and tried to get his end away and she fucked him off.
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https://youtu.be/qkqdVIfgt6k
big tune for the lads
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Just had a drink of water before going to bed
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>>73462124
hobestly when i heard her speak and that she seemed WAY too high class for him.

reckon he told her he worked at g-g-g-gooogle and now shw found out hes dolescum she garn done fucked off
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hobestly
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any canned gin and tonic man in
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Joined the Fortnite Crew. Worked out it was actually worth it rather than just buying the Battle Pass as I now basically get the next Battle Pass for free which is a technical refund if I cancel before the next payment date (27th June). Cheers x
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*sets alarm for 8am*

Phwoooooaaar need to get some kippingtons now otherwise I'll end up sleeping in. Night lids x
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>>73462745
I want Tango as a playable character
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So, who are we supporting in the play-off final today boys?
Coventry City or Luton Town?
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>>73463498
Luton, because HHL doesn't like them and he's a human turd
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>>73463487

That would be amazing ngl.

>>73463498

Wuton because Coventry fans are scum.
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>>73462689
Ewww no, she's not into all that. Just vanilla.
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Proper knackered me aren't i
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>>73463736
Night wagie your two days of freedom have been granted.
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>>73463167
yeh used to back in the day
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6 pages
"Seance!" from Tales From The Crypt #23
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>>73464322
another reprive from insipid drivel such as:
>>73463736, >>73463036, and >>73462513.
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>>73464326
quite like the little twist here at the end (you'll see)
halfway through don't piss yourselves lads
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>>73464332
the art here is pretty kino
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>>73464337
nearing the end lads xx
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>>73464345
we now return to: insipid britfeel drivel
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Fink i didn't get enough sleep earlier or sommet

Garn try and lie down for anuddah 20 or so
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>>73464427
kys kraut runt

bet your gf is bathing in cock and cum right now
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I bless the end of Judaism


https://www.aljazeera.com/amp/news/2022/4/5/zelenskyy-says-wants-ukraine-to-become-a-big-israel
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This weirdo is like 61 and was dating a teenage lad...his brother is also in prison. Now that's fucking disgusting. Yet people would be going mad if I was in a relationship with Ruth... there's only 15 years between us. Fuck sake. People still love him but not me. He should be completely cancelled. NOT RIGHT LADS!
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All I want in life is love and I am denied that. Life is truly fucked unless you're chad or celebrity rich.
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lilac looking good in her wig. She really is the 3D representation of 'kawaii'. I truly think she deserves way more love on the youtube but the algorithm doesn't like her.
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She'll be drinking a lot of water today from that hangover.
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She doesn't drink alcohol anymore. Said she used to in her teenage years but her health conditions makes alcohol too risky to consume.
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Anyway looks like yet another weekend alone. Typical. No wonder the mental health isn't really improving.
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Time to catch up on me asmr and then bed.
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If females don't like me just because I don't look attractive to them (looks-ism), then I will not be giving them any respect whatsoever. You can tell they act so different around attractive lads. It's sickening to witness.
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Even South Korea has better support for boxroom shut-ins. Not this country. Fuck living here.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-65554271
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feminism, high expectations of a man is the source of both misogyny and incels.



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