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Men make me vomit with how disgusting they are. Fuck every porn watcher on this board. Hopefully one day whoever buys 4chan makes the retarded jannies ban your asses. Kill yourselves, now.
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>>76443293

I didn't think you cared anymore, I did it to cope with how fucking unbearable a reality without you is. The same way you used to use it to cope, but I learned that it's fucking pointless and it's disgusting and it will never help. I was going to stop, you can be my accountability partner on truple if you want.
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>>76443293
I'm reading your read with porn on my 7 other monitors
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>>76443293
Describe the shape and smell of your pusspuss, overselling-it flower
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>>76443330
Have you thought that maybe I am simply disgusted by you to the point where I don't want us to even stay just friends? You're a lost cause, you're a manchild, you cope with a breakup by buying a fleshlight and jerking off to porn? Are you fucking shitting me? And you rub it in my face? Like, if your goal was to disgust me more than ever before, you did it. I think people like you just can't change. That's the best you can do, just being a fucking loser. That's all. You are a grown ass man who could've done something with his life, but you chose not to. I tried to help you since always and even after you did what you did, but it didn't matter. Don't bother.
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>>76443293
This post made my dick hard
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>>76443358
Gonna need you to describe the smell of your pussy my little daffodil.
(original yezyez)
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>>76443366
you told me I had no redeeming value, and that I should never try to get into a relationship until I know that my dick works. You also told me I shouldn't bang whores, so that's what the fleshlight was for. You owned dildos and vibrators, I even brought a non vagina shaped clear one that's not even as tight as you. I did watch porn to get my mind off you, I was looking through your nudes and I was ashamed at how attracted I still was to you. This is the lowest point in my life, and I'm acting like it. I don't think I'd ever act that way again.
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>>76443366
it's not just a breakup, this is legitimately the end of my life I have fucking nothing, I am fucking no one
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>>76443293
mam this is a porn site. You get off.
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>>76443413
Is this supposed to be some sort of elaborated larp nigga?
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>>76443293
I don't want to be banned, I believe the porn boards are a necessary evil, if the porn boards weren't there then the coomers wouldn't leave, they would just flood te SFW boards.
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>>76443413
Ah, yes, of course, a fleshlight will solve your dick issues! Holy fuck you are so smart. When I owned those things, it really affected me. I wasn't horny anymore and it felt horrible. I did those things because I was high 24/7. You did this to us, you refused to change even when I tried to help for more than a year.
>>76443419
You could be someone and have other people if you weren't such a self-centered fuck who gives up on life and jerks off for years until his dick broke over some bitch who didn't fuck you at 13. Fuck off with the guilt tripping. Go MAKE yourself an actual life. I don't want this. I don't want to even be your friend. Just let me be.
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>>76443366
I wasn't rubbing it in your face, I was telling you because I felt guilty and disgusting. I didn't ask because I thought you wouldn't care to talk to me about these things, you usually ignore me when I mention things like this now
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>>76443430
They already have /b/, why don't they just stick to that? This board isn't /b/ for God's sake. They wouldn't be able to flood SFW boards IF THE JANNIES DID THEIR FUCKING JOB FOR ONCE.
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>>76443445
You felt "guilty" and "disgusting" and yet still did it knowing you would. I ignored you many times hoping you would shut the fuck up about this so we can move on and be just friends, but you won't stop. It's over, go focus on your own life, or lack there of. Maybe make one even.
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>>76443450
>This board isn't /b/ for God's sake
It quite literally is, the only different is GR3(that jannies only sometimes enforce here anyway) and no repeat posts, other than that they are identical.
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>>76443293
How do you feel about women who read doujin ? >_>
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>>76443471
*difference
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>>76443440
wdym I refused to change? I changed so fucking much that I dont even get hard to porn anymore I had to fucking force it. As for the fleshlight I know you don't believe me but my issue was holding certain angles, and how tight you were. I don't think my problem was porn addiction it was jerking off addiction. So a fleshlight is more like a vagina, if my dick gets used to that, and is comfortable with just that and no hands then why should I have a problem?

That's my thought process, but I don't even fucking care. If it's a choice between you and a fucking fleshlight obviously I choose you.
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>>76443472
I also own a dilator so maybe I am a coomer but I don't really masturbate much desu. Please validate me femanon.
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>>76443463
Why would you want me to shut the fuck up about it if we're friends? You're my only friend naturally I reach out to you for support, do you think you're never gonna watch pornography again? Earlier today you were talking about buying a better dildo, you're also gonna need support, and I want to be there when you do.
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>>76443472
The same. Also get off my thread with this insane amount of cringe.
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>>76443486
Lmao I don't care about what you choose, you already made me decide. I am disgusted by you, do you understand that?

>>76443507
Because I didn't ask, I am uncomfortable with such topics, disgusted by them even. If A wasn't asexual and hypothetically told me he got a fleshlight, I would cut him off. Also I said that because I was high, but as always you take everything I say when I'm high for granted and use it against me. This is my last response to you as I genuinely feel like puking.
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entertaining thread
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>>76443463
it's gone. How were we in a relationship for a year and did everything we did, and can't just talk? I wish I had talked and fought with you all the way back in march, I let things get so fucking bad and let us drift so far away.
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>tfw foids will date some weirdo porn addict over some boring dude like me
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>>76443486
You never wanted to do anything besides cooming and playing vidya, God I hate you so fucking much why don't you never understand me? You are such an egoistic asshole and you never cared about me, you were always thinking about this other girl. Why didn't you accept my help and get your life together why just why? You have no idea I hate you so fucking much.
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Come on you two just get a room (Don't actually this is entertaining as fuck)
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>>76443486
Before I leave completely, this >>76443555 fag isn't me. I'm saying this because you're naive as fuck and probably would've believed it.
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>>76443528
I didn't know that you felt that way, I thought you just wanted to cut me off from talking to you. I'm going to try to be a better person, would you add me after some time passes. I can't stand not knowing about you.
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>two(2)
based on IP count, there are atleast five(5) people in this argument that (you) and I are watching unfold.
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>>76443568
wait how can you see peoples IP? ima newfag
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>>76443564
I believe in fact I still love you, can we please settle this down. Every night when I lay in my bad I start thinking about you and imagine you laying down besides me. Please can we talk about it, I miss you so much. I promise I will stop using those toys. This time I will listen to you and improve my life.
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Anyways given that both of you were a couple, both of you are normies and no longer welcome on this board. This goes double for the foid.
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>>76443580
this is taking an unexpecting turn

surely it's not a 3rd poster right
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Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou romeo?
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>>76443528

You're gonna continue to get high, you're gonna make bad decisions, if you withdraw inwards and have no one you can talk to about it it's going to get worse. That's why I told you, I want to be better, and now that I know what your goals and wants are I can help you too.
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>>76443587
>foid
>anywhere on /r9k/
I will remind them.
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Bravo, bravo, guys. Thanks for the entertainment. I hope you two fix whatever you two were talking about
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>>76443580

this guy isn't me I'm also leaving this thread, no more post after this is me except for the one response about sucking cock and disregarding what I wrote.
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>>76443578
Easiest way is to just get 4chanX, it's an addon you can download for your browser
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>>76443606
I wish this was true but r9k is now infested with these attention seeking whores. It didn't used to be like this. I hate women more now
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>>76443612

disregard this I suck MASSIVE cock
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>>76443613
do you actually see their IP's? or just that they aren't the same because now i'm scared since i said some embarrassing shit on here
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>>76443612
Then fuck off cunt i don't want to see you ever again in my life. You ruined me you ruined my soul everything I had, everything I was, you took my innocents from me my childish curiosity my wonder about the things that happen and put it in a meat grinder and crushed everything. I hate you and I will never forgive you for your wrongdoings and your whorish behavior.
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Why are zoomer women obsessed with calling dudes porn obsessed? Yes being horny and having sex/masturbating is normal, you're welcome to abstain and avoid these things.
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>>76443641
>do you actually see their IP's?
god no, it is just a number, for example right now there are 47 posts ITT but only 15 unique posters.
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>>76443600
I tried my best :P and I laughed alot hahahahaha. Best thread in a week. I wish we had more of that, we need to import more mentally insane normies and make them love each other. It's pure kino if it's not larp.
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>>76443366
Hahaha holy shit what a fucking drama queen!
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>>76443366
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>>76443419
Are you seriously E breaking up on /r9k/ because your bf used a fleshlight and coomed? Get help I implore you
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>>76443660
oh okay i thought you meant you can actually see everyones IP which would basically be doxxing. thanks i was freaking out ngl
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>>76443646

There's so much that either of us don't know, if we both get better we can find out what that is. I don't want to do this alone though, but I'll try to put myself in a better position in case we ever talk again. last post frfr on god. minecraft for proof
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feelings are one hell of a drug
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>>76443293
idgaf your picrel is a great album though
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>>76443693
This is more humiliating for me than it is for you atp, you're oblivious asf responding to someone else LMFAOOOOO please get a therapist and learn how to grow up already
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>>76443693
Nahhhhh nigga stfu that fleshligh be bussing ong. Ya frfr we could really make it work and shiiet, smoke some dope maybe you suck my dick and balls and stuff know what am saying? Aight shawty sorry for that fleshlight thing I ain't using that shit anymore only for you baby girl, that anal beads fire tho. Mami can't wait to rizz that Gyaaaaatttt up.
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>>76443722
thank you for finally coming around, I feel like we're going to be stronger for this, add me as soon as possible and I'll call when I wake up, try to sleep well. ily
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>>76443603
julieta! donde estas que no te veo!!
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>>76443736
you're welcome daddy use the fleshlight while thinking about my disgusting floppy roast beef until you fall asleep uwu.
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>>76443707
wanna try the ecstasy of existence? it just requires being willing to live
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>>76443770
I will don't you worry my sweetheart. I miss you so much I'll cum so much for you. I'll send you a pic through disc if you unblock me darling, we can do this. ily
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>>76443790
Bros it was fun but we might stop. We really need more of this drama it's wonderful. I now understand why Romeo and Juliet was such a banger. Fatal romance is the way forward of this boards, it will bring light to this darkness.
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>>76443790
Mannnn im literally so horny rn im rubbing my clit sooo hard i love u sm why did we even argue pls come back to me i miss ur cock soooo much
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>>76443812
i hope new threads like this one will show up
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god i want a relationship as toxic as this i would feel loved.
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>>76443604
This is all me btw originally
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>>76443983
No thats all me! Get out of here this is MY gold!!!
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>>76443293
shut up retard. you are on a site and BOARD filled with porn. you're a hypocrite
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>>76443983
Why does one of the tags say you then? Kek.
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>>76443293
you sound angry
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>>76443293
> men disgusting

tits or gtfo
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>>76443622
You're being had. Men with too much time on their hands are farming your (you)'s by pretending to be women. Wake the fuck up.
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>>76443366
someone has baggage...
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>>76443293
Says the foid who probably sends nudes to random men online
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>>76443293
You have no hymen, you have no loyalty, you have no innocence. You are a prostitute twisted by the internet and contraceptives into a crude mockery of nature's perfection.

All the "validation" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your "friends" laugh at your whorish appearance behind closed doors.

Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even women who have a "very low bodycount" look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your thousand cock stare is a dead giveaway. And even if you managed to get a gullible guy to marry you, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected roast.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy a few cats, a bottle of wine, delude yourself that you're a strong independent woman who don't need a man, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you with a headstone marked with your name, but every passerby for the rest of eternity will know that a woman of the streets is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a pelvis that has never given birth.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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>>76443641
only admin can see your IP you're free to post anything and offend anybody you want with no reprecussions



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