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>Of course I love you sweetheart, until death do us part.
>*ten seconds later*
>THANKS FOR HALF YOUR NET WORTH, MOID! HAHA SUCKER!
Why do men keep falling for this shit?
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is there any benefit to getting legally married besides just saying yeah we're married
couldnt you just do the same shit just at your house without paying anything and no government involvement
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>>78716862
Because people are fucking retarded victims, you don't have to get legally married to do the stupid ceremony
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>>78716862
Jaded as fuck.
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>>78716873
Tax breaks I guess. But even that is shit compared to what the jews do with their welfare fraud scam strategy ie marry through the synagogue, have kids, claim single mother benefits, woman legally changes her last name, and then they all live together.
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>>78716873
if you live together long enough you are consider common law married in some states and she'll still get half your shit. you can't win with roasties.
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>>78716862
Men realize that rubber that doesn't yield or flex breaks at the first bending, but for some reason they never question when it happens in their relationships...no they make it worse and put a ring on it as well
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>>78716862
It's not half of everything, it's half of what was accumulated during the marriage. So divorce after a day is not profitable for the economically weaker partner. Also stuff like business assets is exempt in most places.
With that said, I've seen some dudes do some truly DUMB ass shit regarding marriage:
>Cave in to insanely aggressive pressure to marry from their partners
>Marrying way poorer than they themselves are without a prenup
>Marrying a non-rich woman who explicitly said she's not giving him kids
Like, if a woman is pressuring you hard as fuck to marry you, she earns half your salary, she won't sign a prenup and won't give you kids, what the fuck are you doing saying "yes" to this shit? It's insanely obvious she's after your money, stop thinking with your dick for two seconds and just dump her.
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>>78716876
The government still considers you married arbitrarily in places like if you live together. Otherwise they still steal men's money at gun point then gives what they didn't pocket for shady schemes to shitty women or illegal immigrants.
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>>78716876
>you don't have to get legally married to do the stupid ceremony
The ceremony itself is another big money suck lol, some people who aren't rich at all spend up to $50k
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>>78717088
Common law marriage
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>>78717021
It's just crazy, like some of the smartest and richest men in the world are still getting married. Some of them have been divorced rape numerous times and they just go and marry again.
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>>78716873
Theres tax benefits to it. And you get access to your spouses money...... By the way guys do divorce raping too. Don't believe me look up the poor dad, rich dad author.
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>>78717179
It must be a status thing to not look like a loser or because of the success they were specifically brainwashed to be simp slaves. Government/corporations not only get their money through women who are the biggest mindless spenders but gullible men see them as truly successful role models so copy it earning even more for subhumans in power. They have plenty of songs about making it rain for actual whores.
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>>78716931
Common law is so unbelievably jewish it's insane. That a person could in effect earn half your assets just for living together long enough even though you haven't signed any legal documents is so absurd only a jew could come up with it.
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>>78717044
>what the fuck are you doing saying "yes" to this shit?
the average non-chad man is extremely desperate for even a crumb of pussy. it's called being pussywhipped and it'll happen to most of you when you inevitably meet a roastie looking to settle down.

also, there's major societal pressure to get married. men who never married tend to be looked down at and seen as losers.
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>>78717323
Apparently in Texas it could be after just a few months living together
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>>78716931
>if you live together long enough you are consider common law married
You mean "palimony"? Isn't that just like some insane shit only in gynocentric dystopias like cali?
>>78717213
>guys do divorce raping too
I've heard of guys getting awarded alimony and divorce settlements but every case I've read about the guys never ask for anything even when their wife was rich as fuck. I doubt a judge would even actually put a woman in jail for not paying, it's almost like they just do it for "decorum". Just like child support how many women do you know are in jail for owing child support?
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>>78717358
They want men on the plantation no matter what it seems, not even an option to opt out whatever little benefit there is to being married by cohabitating, no, you MUST give half of your assets because... ?? You get the drawbacks of marriage, without the benefit, and you didn't even sign anything, it almost seems like punishment. Of course, the mere fact women can take half your stuff or divorce you without reason is bad enough, just on principle alone it's incredibly immoral, it's theft and breaking of the commitment and vows of marriage, but you could blame the man's foolishness for signing away his freedom. To take a man's assets even when he didn't agree to or sign any legally valid document is something out of the most gynocentric hellholes you could imagine, except it's reality. Next, you'll have to pay just for being single, or to even just exist as a man.
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>>78717353
>also, there's major societal pressure to get married. men who never married tend to be looked down at and seen as losers.
What is this 1950? I've never seen someone IRL be looked down on for not being married. It's def a status negative for a woman not to be married but it doesn't work that way for men.
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>>78716873
If you are unmarried you legally have no rights to your kid and you have to beg the state for equal custody, they just changed it in florida I think, but in alot of states fathers still have to climb up hill just to be legally equal to the mother, automatically putting you at a legal disadvantage. Also giving her room to easily lie and get a protection order having your kid taken away permanently.

You might have to go through that if you're married too in some places, but I know if you're unmarried you're basically fucked on custody.
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>>78717854
Oh and on top of that they can consider you the father just to put child support on you and still deny you equal custody rights. The mother just gets them by default, she has to fuck up really badly to lose them in fact.
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>>78717854
>If you are unmarried you legally have no rights to your kid
Well it goes without saying if you want kids you have to get married. I mean if you don't, the kid's a freaking bastard, he/she'll be considered trashy. This division of asset stuff does sorta make sense in the case of couples with kids, where I find it insane though is how it's still by default a 50/50 split even for childless couples, like... what the fuck even is CHILDLESS MARRIAGE? the whole institution of marriage exists to produce kids, they should have a law that says if you're childless and you divorce you take out what you put in.
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>>78716862
no1 wants to marry your ass anyway niggerfaggot
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>>78717899
Legal custody literally doesn't matter if you are still together, dipshit. This legal framework only applies to people who split up and have to consider who the kid goes with which is always the mother, it's basically a tinder years doctrine loophole. Kill yourself.
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>>78716862
One day you will realise the full extent of your loneliness
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>>78718023
>Kill yourself.
You're an actual literal FART of a man. You can't kill yourself because you're so irrelevant you're already dead. You're actually not even relevant enough for me to talk to, I'm making this post as an act of charity, out of pity.
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>>78717854
Crazy how a DNA test is enough for the government to make the man pay child support but not enough to have equal custody (assuming non abuse ofc) of their children. The law is inherently cucked against men.
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>>78716862
My wife has not shown any signs of the behavior in 10 years. It seems really obvious when women will behave that way. They probably make up a slight majority but easily evaded.
Do they want to drink but will only drink in public?
Do they waste money on expensive clothing?
Do they constantly mention traveling?
Male friends?
Do they talk badly about their female friends?
It does not seem that difficult.
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Dumb incel. The ceremony itself is not legally binding. It's when you go to the courthouse and sign the marriage certificate is wben the marriage is a legal binding .
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To be eligible for alimony a woman has to actually live eith you for 5+ years.
I do not understand how the fuck are men so obsessed woth their money that they think that a woman would find it worthwhile to waste 5 years of her life being sexless with a person she hates in her bed every day just for the money. It is easier to just work and invest. The whole premise is fucking dumb and ridiculous. Divorces happen because hoemonal honeymoon ends and people discover that they were never a match and so they treat each other like shit. Nobody plans for this. You are more likely to divorce when you marry out of infatuation rather than cold calculation.

>>78716873
Legally there are benefits. Tax benefits, sickness related shit.
But that not the point of marriage, the point of marriage is to declare before your community and your god a holy vow to take care of another person. Which is all meaningless without god or community.
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>>78716862
worrying about women doing this is partially why im gay now
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>>78719776
There is no minimum length of marriage to receive alimony. And contrary to what people have said in this thread there are even cases where a woman has been entitled to pieces of assets owned prior to the marriage since jewish judges have final say. The institution of marriage IS genuinely that fucked, stop pretending otherwise
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>>78716873
there are legal benefits and normies are extremely conformist and marriage is just something you're SUPPOSED to do
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>>78720713
> Its common for a judge to order alimony payments for one third or half the length of time that the marriage lasted.
Unless you actually lived together for years this is virtually no different from govermental unemployment gibs. Which are easier to get.
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>>78717729
>Next, you'll have to pay just for being single
Tried multiple times in the past, bachelor tax doesn't incentivize marriage.
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>>78717213
>By the way guys do divorce raping too.
That doesnt matter since almost all of it is done by women so trying to pull the MEN DO IT TOO card doesnt fly
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>>78716862
men are the only people with souls
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femgroids need to step up their game soon
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femagroids are just coating off the good will of men right now
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would you guys even want a ps5?
I dont
but if someone was giving one away for free, yea
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the tone I get from women today is abject fear
theyre afraid
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my single mother sister ended up in a mental hospital
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>>78720966
I wish I was that little boy.
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/be me 2016
/married with kids, life going well.
/Good house, job over $300k requiring me to work away a lot.
/have new child life is great.
/wife is getting snarkier and becomes somewhat alcoholic.
/to sober her up and give her responsibility, ask her to look after the rental investments.
/She moved a new rental tenant in.
/FF to 2017, overnight she locks me out of house just before going away
/find out she has been having an affair with the rental tenant
/Separate and start trying to sort things out.
/2 months later she lets my baby drown in spa, she was too busy entertaining new bf old tennet
/Feels Bad Man.exe
/Things get very fiery, lucky she didnt do prison time as her family member in local police.
/I find good lawyers who take my case very personal and go after her hard.
/FF 2019
/Her lawyers want many all houses, alimony and high close to 7 figure payouts.
/My lawyers advise me to change job protect financial assets and change whole career. change from high paying international job back to local pleb position on low salary.
/make all assets look bad and show as nearly bankrupt to the courts.
/her lawyers fight to stop our actions but cant.
/Her side panics and take 5 figure deal.
/Within 2 weeks after deal signed take new position back on over $300k salary.
/Her lawyers try to take me back to court but lose as judge agrees she knew what i was capable of earning.
/Sell properties that on paper looked like losses for high gains.
/She literally walked away with less than 10% unsure if payout even covered her legal. Her parents covered all her legal costs i believe.
/She purchased a new truck slightly better than my truck to get back at me but it was a lemon and was off the road within a year.
/Sure lawyers took a lot but id rather flush it than give it to my sons murderer.

Its possible to come out ahead and win lads, always protect yourself even when you think all is going well.
Never trust a women fully.
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>>78716862
Because above all else these men revolve their entire lives around making a child and then worshipping it. Society tells them they're a failure if they don't. Muh biological imperative. They work extra hours for the boss man to provide for their families, sometimes even as an escape for their home life. 50% of the time the marriages end in divorce, they lose half their shit and custody. The child rarely grows to like them, typically indifferent or sometimes even hating their father. Sad! But it will continue to happen forever as a long as men keep putting reproducing on a pedestal, gotta fight that race war amirite?
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>>78716900
>>78716873
in the military you literally get a free house, more pay for being married
out of the military you get tons of benefits too

>>78719776
>laying there lifeless in bed like a dead fish is harder than earning a fortune
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>>78720978
>One day with an old slut, which most likely won't even go anywhere, or an expensive gaming console, which was notoriously difficult to obtain
She should have thought this one through. Even if one doesn't play video games, you can scalp it and make good bucks.
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>>78720966
They're going to die of old age or suicide as fat feminists.
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If a woman want her man to put a ring on their finger, she should first put a massive tattoo that says "property of Mr. Anon" on her ass in bold Times New Roman. If she refuses to do so, she's not committed to the relationship and should fuck off.
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>>78717213
I read Steven Baskerville, the expert on divorce raping and the divorce industry, and he said moid on foid divorce raping is surprisingly common. He said it's usually a male judge or a lawyer that's able to do it, someone close to the system.
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>>78716862
if i ever get married, i'm not ever going to do joint property of any fucking thing at all
normally i'd say yeah, because i don't trust the future, but also because of principle
we are two different people after all, we may be united by a bond but there's a clear division of ownership here
what's mine is mine, what's hers is hers, and what's ours is ours (willingly and explicitly shared)

i don't give a single fuck what my future partner might ask me
>"boohoo don't you trust me not to run away with half your stuff?"
well, don't you trust me to still love you and share some stuff with you despite no legal attachment? two can play this game
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>>78717179
Their money makes them arrogant.
>I'm SO smart look at how WEALTHY I am
>Surely I can beat the odds unless THOSE retards



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