>Im about to turn 30 >I was never happy>I never made my dreams come true>I never had a girlfriend>I never loved anyone>I never had friends, I never traveled with friends, I have no memories to remember>Im lonely, rejected, ugly, fat, disgusting body, hated by women, nerd, fag, horrible clothes, I live alone with a dog, broken car, addicted to porn and games, I've never exercised in my life, addicted to food, no experience in life, always alone, undisciplined, weak, just a pathetic life of pain and despair>the only good thing is that I'm an engineer (but I hate my job) and I earn 5k a month, but I don't use it for anything other than food and buying useless things since I don't have a lifeHelp me get out of imminent suicide, what would you do in my situation? Please help me, anons
>>78989360>I earn 5k a month, but I don't use it for anythingYou know what to do, bro.
>>78989368what to do? buy a gun and kill myself?
>>78989378Nawl, cocaine and hookers overseas. And lay off the cheeseburgers.
if you're a virgin you should get a prostitute immediately. just break the ice and get it off your chest. women are easier to approach once you've had sex and intimacy with one of them once.
>>78989411Im not a virgin. But Ive only had relationships with prostitutes my entire life.I was never loved. I have never loved anyone. No woman has NEVER fallen in love with me. Ive never kissed a woman. For 30 years I have only known loneliness and I am alone everywhere and everywhere I go.
>>78989423sounds like the story of every incel on this board desu..
>>78989427Its normal to be an incel from 20 to 25. But 30? Im 30 years old and Im a manchild, infantilized, alone, addicted to childrens things like games and anime, who reaches 30 in this state? Its terrible. Im a joke at my job, Im the biggest loser in my company, Im the worst at everything good in life like women and health. My life is too sad, reaching the age of 30 in this state is simply terribly sad and unbearable.
You're flush with cash, that's a plus.Imagine if you were poor on top of all that.I'm a fat lazy bastrad too now and 36 I'm neet I never had dreams to begin with, simple pleasures are good enough.I've had about 6 girlfriends but never longer than a year I've been shut in for a decade,my soical isolation is partly self imposed and partly financial. but I'm luckily someone quite happy to be left alone. That does not mean I'm awkward or unhappy per say. That said I'm taking steps to at least go out once in a while. Buy some neat clothes and a nice perfume, maybe get a haircut.Then just go to the city and leisurely talk to some people.This I did recently use your cash to travel you're bound to get poor women more than happy to grease your weasel. If I had money I'd just do that.
>>78989460yeah i will say you're a bit older than most incels here. but aside from that, your condition is pretty par for the course for people here. idk, i'm 26 and incel so i'm getting there with you bud.
>>78989460at least you have a good paying job though. live that up, you're a success in some areas.
>>78989460what the other guy said about having a decent paying job. I'm 33 khhv and unemployed for 5 months, my savings are running out. Only 2 more months until i go homeless
you sound like the cutest guy ever hehe :3 knowing my luck i probably live a million miles away from you but I promise if I ever met u in real life I would want to hug and kiss you forever ^___^ Im not the most attractive girl but I promise id take good care of you
>>78989479>>78989483>>78989472Im am a incel nerd fat loser worse than anyone, anons. I dont know if this is because of the pampering of my parents who made me an eternal child, I mature terribly late, its as if I still had the mentality of 13 years old. I dont know how to take care of myself, I live dirty, Im a fat filthy bastard who eats like an animal, dresses like an animal and I'm filthy like an animal. God please, I just cant take it anymore, anons.
>>78989504get out of here, you ugly bitch, I want away from your illness, you disgusting faggot.
>>78989520jeez theres no need to be so rude I was just trying to make u feel better -_- and Im not a faggot im a straight girl who thinks guys like you are really cute but not if u act like a complete asshole to me
>>78989515In terms of exercise, you could start by walking more. Do you walk your dog often?
>>78989360yep join the club. just take the comfy pill.
>>78989544Hey, are you the same laly that talks about raping LS Mark on /co/?If so, there's a question I need to ask you.
>>78989360Can't solve your 'ugly' thing. It's obvious to say you should adjust your diet, groom yourself, and acquire better clothing. That is the obvious shit you know already. However, shit outside of that will be even harder if core aspects like health and hygiene aren't decent. I recommend making those things your immediate focus. Once you have control of yourself, even developing a little, then branch out. I won't advise you on social matters because I don't really have consistent friends, but you'll carry yourself differently if your body is in a better state, and that indirectly helps you socially.
>>78989360>relatable>relatable>relatable>relatable>something so unrelatable you have to question the authenticity of opits always the same. posts like this are meant to ruin this community. he wants you to feel like everyone here is a normalfaggot who is just retarded for not knowing how to play his cards right. nobody here earns 5k$, especially not as a engineer. the salary is not that good, unless you are extremly high functioning. watch him try to insult me and do ad hominem or abandon the thread. every time.
>>78989378no make a bomb and commit acts of domestic terror
>>78990855yeah I am, whats your question?
>>78992531How often does your friend (the one who made the catching up fanfiction) post on /co/ (or any other boards for that matter).If possible I'd also like to know what kind of threads she tends to post on.
>>78992730not very much, she loves LS mark too so if theres a thread abt him on /co/ she might post on there she doesnt namefag like I do thoshe does have another fic up tho on ao3 its about marks joke edgy emo doppelganger LS Dark from one video he made x aquo whos basically a pervy furry version of cosmodore aka the guy who tried to rape mark irl.heres the link https://archiveofourown.org/works/59034784?show_comments=true&view_adult=true#comments
>>78992873Thanks. My plan was to try to recognise her from her writing style, but that'd be hell if I just tried every thread ever, especially if she barely posted, since I'd be basically trying to see things that aren't there, so that's why I asked.
>>78989360At least you have a dog. I live with my parents and grandmother, at 40.We have a dog, but it's a stupid ass little yap machine with the loudest bark for a 'toy' dog, god I hate it.
>>78989360if you're in a position where you're making good money you can absolutely unfuck everything. you can afford good food, even a meal prep service to save you time, you can afford a gym, a PT, the best clothes etc. once you've health maxed go out and get a nerdy hobby where you can make friends (like tcg or Warhammer or Vidya tournaments etc). then after that you can get a gf
>>78992937Hey, im the person laly and you were talking about.I dont post on any threads besides the rare catching up themed one laly sends me, but i do plan on making a thread when episode 2 of catching up drops. Hope that clears up some stuff for you
My stats:>30>have shitlosophy degree I finished this year>average looks>never worked or accomplished anything>never had a gf or friends >father wants me to run his company
>>78989504>Im not the most attractive girlyoure not any girl, youre a tranny
>>78989360adderall. now.just try not to give yourself a heart attack.
Start both basic bodyweight exercises and walking. Do what you can do, squats, pushups and some kind of a pulling exercise. Progress to jogging and doing more repetitions and harder movements. Drop sugary foods and drinks out of your diet. Do these everyday, deal with the inner shit and block out ruminations concerning other people
>>78993199Assuming any girl thatd actually want to date you isnt a girl is a surefire way to never get a girlfriend
>>78993199why does everyone assume that??? I was born a girl I promise. if you guys are so desperate to have gfs maybe you shouldnt be so hostile to any girl who tries to show affection to you especially if its someone like me who actually really loves fat loser incels
>>78992990It does, thanks for telling me.>>78993271Exclusively aim for fat loser incels that are into one girl specifically. They won't have any resentment towards random girls, since they were not even interested in them to begin with, and it could be like some exciting low stakes NTR thing (low stakes since the person you'd be stealing them from doesn't even want them).
>>78991982i also make 5k per month. i only make $29 per hour its not that much. since modern job interviews are built to screen out specifically autistic people since lack of eye contact and lack of body language and little speaking are considered the biggest red flags to them, the only reason i was able to get this job was my step dad works at the same plant and vouched for meand im 6'3 but it doesnt make any difference. if you have autism then you go your entire life not considered a human being to most men and ABSOLUTELY 100% OF ALL women. seriously, i had one friend group at least with guys in high school. guys usually at least attempt to talk to me. but no women. completely avoided, not even one female friend my entire life.
>>78993258>>78993271trannies mad(originally)
