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Peaceful transfer of power edition
Last thread: >>79507496
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>not fast enough to link it in the previous thread
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>dimitri
I vote for this thread
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This thread is also correctly numbered and the other one isn't I think?
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We shall you this one because the other has an off-topic bifag fantasy OP and is already getting blacked at the fp.
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>>79525078
Imagine getting blacked and apostle'd right off the bat. The wrong number curse strikes again
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Hello anons, how are you all doing today?
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>>79525085
I don't know which one of the three is worse.
>>79525090
...hi Postal.
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Oh great now they're here too lmao off to a great start we are XD
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>>79525100
I don't give a fuck. Never reply to me again schizophrenic agp scumbig.
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>>79525105
Hello anon, how are you doing today anon?
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>>79524964
Teamwork, competition, and comparative advantage.
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This thread needs more white people
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i hate it when meow goes on and on about his bbc addiction
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here's a genuine question: would you work with your bf on his car? tuning, repairing, etc?
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Thread is officially ruined might as well just saint post to counter the BBC spam.
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>>79525171
Why not? I'm genuinely considering getting into a trade school because car is breaking too often and it's not that much that I know about what's inside of it
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>>79525171
No I don't care about cars and don't want to get dirty
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@apostle
You don't get to decide when anything is ruined you fa schizo. Even when you're right you're still wrong!
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Post your 3x3 literally you anime characters
I saw this on the log and thought it may be fun
https://gqgs.github.io/3x3-generator/
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>tfw no oral and foot only bf
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>tfw no kindhearted asexual bf to have gentle sex with
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Where is meow when you need him?
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Once I found out a bunch of cock cages have tubes that get inserted inside of the pee hole it completely turned me off of them plus they seem to mostly be common among trannies
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>>79525230
I'm too boring to be an anime character, sorry!
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>>79525247
what the fuck do you think he's doing right very now?
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>>79525247
>Where is meow when you need him?
Posting BBC in the thread
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>meow is a jewish tranny addicted to that british television
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this is how you get someone to fly out to finland and beat the shit out of you, just saying, nature works in mysterious ways
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>tfw when no bf to share BBCs and BACs with :(
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>>79525343
What's a BAC?
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>>79525356
BBC but asian
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Running at the gym with a bf would be superior to running in the nature as you can both go at your own pace so no need to synchronize (chances are you do not run at the same pace). Although it would be cooler if he was standing next to the mill and playfully increasing my speed or cheering me on
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>>79524913
I think I could handle taking care of 2 but any more than that and it would get out of hand not like I'm good enough to have 2 at a time anyways
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>>79525230
i made one of my bf
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>tfw no bf who will be ready to die if he decides to break up with me for whatever reason other than cheating
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>>79525503
Three of those are women though is your ideal bf a tranny?
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>>79525517
ur dumb its based on personality
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>>79525503
only pingu is valid
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>>79525511
I'm right here, and I'm ready to die if I don't get a bf. I think getting one and then losing him might send me over the edge.
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>>79525517
and its not ideal, it's based on what hes actually like.
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>>79525522
You seek female behavior and personality in a partner?
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>>79525542
british people be like: i hecking love greggs
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computer problems are back, same issue. Ran fine all day today, even played vidya and then randomly bam same problem. I'm almost sure it's a PSU error. Noticed fans trying to spin but not on failed boot. I'm going to order another PSU, but in the meantime I removed the GPU. Hopefully without the excess load from it I'll be able to run on the IGP until the new unit gets here. Later on I'll move the new psu to the new system.
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ooh I get my new PSU tomorrow too, I love amazon.
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>>79525230
Made it twice today but more happy with my second pic. I forgot Ichigo is most literally me character ever and sakaki is very similar to me too I'd say. Online I'm mostly pariston mwahahhaa
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>>79525531
You can't say that so casually anon. Consequences might be lethal
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>>79525630
dark flame master~!?
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need bf to introduce me to the animays then get jealous when I get a husbando.
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>>79525656
I'm very chuuni and silly but that's a secret. I'm also more clumsy than I would like I guess
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>>79525638
Is some sicko anon going to try and kill me?
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quick r9gay, your potential bf is coming over, what anime do you show him?
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>>79525712
no, worse. lead you on and then break your heart.
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>>79525718
Frieren. Not because it's flavor of the month but because it's genuinely first anime I was blown away in a while. I cried so many times. Wait no, maybe I should show him something happy and silly like nichijou
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>tfw it's r9gay ideal partner quizz and your match is story
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>>79525718
Idk, I'm watching Baki right now so that I guess.
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>tfw no bf who is just a friend I live with that occasionally has sex with me and we never date anyone else because he belongs to me and I belong to him
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>>79525750

Hey, I might be a nice bf if you get over my physical appearance. At least I'm not bpd.
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>>79525718
I don't know that many. Elfen Lied. Ginga. Goblin Cave.
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>tfw no bf to post about in this thread to make le incels jelly
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>>79525712
mirai nikki or overlord
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>>79525503
actually i modify this
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>>79525718
obviously berserk 2016
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>>79525230
this one is of me
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>>79525812
what matter of gender are you?
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>>79525718
i think it depends more on him, there isnt a one size fits all thing.
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I think I'm going to make story my wife.
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>>79525816
im no wokie i dont believe in gender
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>>79525835

you're not just after my money and house are you?
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>>79525230
I spent too long making this
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>>79525718
dandadan because anime is finally saved again
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Hey sit up buddy I did mine early today but the thread was dying/spam so I waited until it was calm like now to post. 12 is going just fine also c:
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It's hell being gay while living in a small town
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>tfw no rural bf to show me his big cock and chickens
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>>79525987
back in the day i used to play transformice with my bf and i would hear his goats in the background.
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>>79525920
I feel you. I'm in a town of 1400 people, it's hell.
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Guess I should cook that steak now, stupid computer almost ruined my enjoyment of it.
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Meow how to blaa forgot gnaaa
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>>79525920
I live in bosnia
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>>79526039
just be evil it'll work out
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Hello ex-husband, why no bunny pictures?
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>>79526078
i had to eat it, im sorry jon
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>>79526088
>rabbit soup

mmmmmm
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>>79526063
Meow what slurs can I say now that I am officially schizophrenic
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need meow bf to love and hug and uplift
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>>79526117
I'm pretty sure you don't unlock any new ones
>>79526134
wear your arm protectors he bites
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>>79525230
Some characters are kinda hard to find on this
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>>79526145
that's fine, i'll take it, could be worse
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>>79526145
rabies monster
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>>79526134
Gay
>>79526145
Zamn..... Y not
>>79526194
Oh yeah it will be don't you worry kid
>>79526196
Me on the right
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>>79526219
you already had the crazy/mental illness slurs unlocked I guess you can have literal schizo
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>>79526196
oh yeah btw also notice the size difference, how big the opossum is, but that's actually just because the asian dude is small hehe
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>>79526174
the fking shield hero? bruhhhh
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>>79526226
Yea I guess meow
>>79526248
Nah the possic animal is just humongous
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>>79526174
Why is you a shield hero?
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>>79526255
TOTAL MEOW DEATH
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turn on the grill
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>>79526275
every poster in this thread would rather marry meow than have to be in your putrid presence for 20 minutes
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Chonky smiles, nini faggots
>>79526275
unc thought he cooked here :skull:
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I can legally call meow a schizo and he can't say it's not true
I'm sorry for your diagnosis you poor bastard
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>>79526303
My beloved Jonah would say otherwise ;-) - HOPEFULLY
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>>79526304
goodnight evil cutie mwah
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I'm a new gay, can I get a qrd on why we don't like apostle and story? Meow I can totally understand though.
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>>79526303
This says a lot about society
>>79526304
Good night retard
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Meow really schizo lel? Join the club bro. Seems like r9gay has high degree of neurodivergents.
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>>79526327
apostle is a false religion peddling fatty who isn't even gay and story is a lazy fatty who never gets better
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>tfw apostle and jonah are having gay sex on discord
hopefully
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I need meow to tell me good night every time and lull and cradle me before we part our ways to other ends of the house to sleep in our respective bedrooms.
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>>79526339
That's surprisingly accurate and compact. Well done anon you're a r9gayhistorian now
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>>79526346
t. Storyanon
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>>79526340
He really has nice voice, its very soothing. He should be dj or something.
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>>79526362
No. Someone else that gotten to like him recently. Something more evil.
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>>79526256
>Why is you a shield hero?
I'm gay
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>>79526413
Sounds ominious.... Demonic even.... Will have to pray for meowsers.
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meow has been well behaved i'm giving him some positive reinforcement
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>>79526421
No please, Apostle, don't pray me away, my intentions are pure.
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>>79526484
Be gone satan.... You have no power over us.
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>>79526507
F-fine, but I'll may return again when you're not around and it might turn south fast.
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My steak was good at least, though I did char it a little much on one side. I didn't have any sides because it was already late. I also ate at the kitchen table for the first time since mom passed.
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>>79526532
We will stand on the hill.
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so is meow getting any meds for being a schizo?
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>>79526650
Proud of you, but maybe lay off the red meat and eat more fiber until your butthole heals.
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>>79526792

I'm not bringing it up in detail but most of my issues in that area are solved. I'm going everyday or at least every other day and I haven't had a thrombosed hemorrhoid in months.
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>>79526821
u should eat 1 apple per day, its pretty tasty and very convenient and it helps a lot with comfort.
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>>79526829
u should shut up he isn't going to listen to you you're talking to a wall
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well something's different because my eating habits haven't changed, not that I'm complaining. maybe it's the fast food? I do eat more of it than I used to.
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you should eat 1 pear instead
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>>79526878
Will you suck my pp and doordash us some chicken sandwiches?
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>>79526926

yes, but I refuse to use food delivery apps, I always go and get the food myself.
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He should eat 1 orange
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No he should eat 1 strawberry instead
I'm sure he will listen to us this time
Let's keep giving this lazy piece of human garbage advice and see excuses pile up as per usual
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I like oranges too acceptable, strawberries are the most overrated fruit though t. pear homo
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Can I just drink some orange juice instead?
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>>79525718
spongebob squarepants youtube poops
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tfw no drugs, to originally shove up my ass. tfw no bf to sodomize and make love to and not impose my tastes or habits on.
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that 3x3 felt like a psychic attack
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sorry chief i dont know any anime like you, it would probably be 9 pictures of the sailors of sailor moon
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>>79527108
of course i would not impose sodomy either if he were my bf or in general as a person imposing that sucks unless you are into that then fuck you
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>>79527143
oh it was a much more personal critique not just because it is music
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>>79527294
That doesn't look like a shota to me
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Shadow of chernobyl on master difficulty was great and tested my ability to hide behind cover, Tropico 4 is my relaxation game before Clear Skies
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4 is the best in the tropico series, 5 and 6 have been step backs.
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>>79527551
I'm a Clear Sky simp. It had a lot of cool systems with the different factions fighting to control different zones. The tech to pull it off just wasn't very good back then.
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>>79527572
I played 5 and went back to 4. Ignoring the nice graphics T6 looked so uninteresting that I didn't get it

>>79527580
Factions fighting for territory sounds like a good addition. I've seen bandit raids and a some set pieces but in soc everyone is standing around doing nothing
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how do i know if i love him
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Is he me or someone else? If not me then it doesn't matter
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>>79527951
consider everything you give up on by being with him and if you're not worried about losing it you love him. be honest don't cope
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im sad that no one loves me
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not even my parents love me
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>>79528093
i mean yeah. i guess its hard for normies to imagine but there are parents who dont love their children. it happens.
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not looking forward to rewiring this computer tomorrow to replace the PSU, I hate cable management and never can get it to look nice.
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>>79528180
at least storyanon loves me. he told me that one time.
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A bf to grow old with is my dream I don't want to be the sad old wine uncle
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>>79528187

uh which anon are you? I don't remember telling anyone I loved them.
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>>79525913
i'm proud of you so glad to hear! i overselpt today and then had a busy "morning" (evening for our normie hours enjoyers) so i just did them 12 is good for me too! i've only been up for a few hours but already feel ready to fall into bed...
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>>79528206
see no one loves me
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/r/gfur was banned
the west has fallen
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guys i didn't blogpost about how freaking many links to porn i had saved because it was too kimoi even for me (reached the character limit on two notes app notes) but i just deleted it all even from the deleted folder no taksies baksies. so what i'm saying is who wants to place bets on how long till i relapse? :(
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>tfw no bf who would stay awake with me when my somniphobia eviscerates my ability to relax when I should be sleeping
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tfw no bf to crush with my thigh hug as i sleep
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If my bf would crush me to death with his thighs as we sleep that would be fine
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>tfw asteroid impact on drive bubble
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Can we forget about crushing each other and just cuddle while we watch family guy
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I like american dad more
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>>79525230
this turned out really sexy and i didnt even intend that.
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i need authentic cute guy sock pics desperately
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>>79525584
welp at least i got to feel smart for a day about diagnosing it as overheating.
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just showered
eating a crunchy apple now
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hey dreamkun/yumetaro/mu-sushi or whatever i decide to call you! sorry for the no talk yesterday hopefully we'll have more time to talk today i just want to send this off before i go nini :p
i actually woke up before my alarm yesterday, was worried that something went wrong and it didn't go off but then it did like a minute later, so i was proud of myself! i scrolled for a bit then started working on a reply to your message which i really liked btw so thank you
:3 but then my grandma called to remind me to get ready for my drs appointment so i spent the rest of the afternoon getting ready then after the appointment i talked to her some and after that she helped me make an early dinner because i hadn't eaten yet all day. but by that point i knew you were long asleep so i was like oh i have plenty of time to make the reply. yeah never a good thing to think for me... and i was really hoping an early dinner would mean early to bed but i didn't made it happen this time. i am a half hour earlier than yesterday if i can get to sleep pretty quick but still passed when you wake up probably, not as early as i wanted and too late for a boy to be staying up even as a neet really ;)
1/2
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i didn't remember any again this time, i wonder why the first day we talked i had such a vivid one then the next day remembered a little and nothing the next two. i looked it up and read a healthline article and one theory actually was that a dream can be too intense and your brain can make you forget it to protect you from it! there are lots of days when i wake up with dread and know that something bad happened in my dreams but can't remember anything of it but that wasn't the case today i felt pretty good so maybe if it was too intense it at least wasn't a bad intense? i could tell you about some old ones that i wrote down but of course the ones that are vivid enough to write down or i can remember still are bad, of course i would try to keep the worst details to myself and unless there's symbolism there which i haven't read into they aren't overly personal or anything.
(i'll incorporate the rest into another reply later i think this is a good stopping place)
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Socks are dumbest fetish there is but I understand it, most guys have ugly feet
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socks feel weirdly intimate to me. like you can see barefeet at the beach or if someone is wearing open toed shoes but you pretty much only see socks if you're in someone's home and it's an informal hang out. I may not be the footiest footfag but boyfeet are sexy it's just socks are more intimate despite showing less skin.
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>>79529797
How often do you go to the beach bruv? That's such weird reasoning. Obviously bare feet are more intimate. That's like saying boxers are more intimate than cock. I get your example but just no. Boyfeet are rarely sexy, even twinks have ugly feet usually. It's so sad :(
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>feet are usually covered
>but it's more intimate to see this one layer of covering
I guess it's more intimate to see condoms as you only put them on for sex and you can see cocks in the shower
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Question for footfags: what if your bf had ugly feet? Would you still indulge your fetish?
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>>79529825
>tfw I do feel the same way about boxers but different reasoning.
to me seeing a guy fully nude (hasn't happened irl) is just like watching porn (I think) when I see a nude picture of a guy I jerk off and then move on whereas a pic of a guy in his boxers is more like yeah that's cuddling or lounging around the house. I actually don't go to the beach that much I maybe went once during summer this year but still enough to feel desensitized to feet, but obviously not everyone is going to feel the same way since it just depends on your experiences.
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>>79529862
>to me seeing a guy fully nude (hasn't happened irl)
you've never been in a public bath or locker room?
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>>>/soc/33599677
It's so funny how almost everyone has ugly feet
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>tfw no equally as awkward bf to interact with
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My feet are elegant and cute but I'm no whore. Fbf eyes only.
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my feet are better just saying
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No lowercase poster has cuter feet than mine.
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>lowercase poster vs caps and punctuation
it was over before it began anon cut your losses and your toenails
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>>79530061
I never seen a good post made by lowercase tards (who are usually whores or schizos). This anon has cuter feet!
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>tfw no bf who doesn't have fucked up toes
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Honestly what is the deal with feet ITT? there was initially one or two foot fags from long before but this is getting out of hand.There are at least 4 in here.
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>tfw 6/10 feet
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weird, i have two feet like my parents
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>tfw two slabs of meat for feet
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It is finally snowing
I hope all the migrants freeze to death as they marvel at my casual stroll in t-shirt and shorts
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>tfw no migrant bf to watch bootleg MARVEL dvds with
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>>79530095
>he thinks it's only 4
It spreads anon. Some of us are from time long passed, some of us are newfags attracted to what our ancestors created here and attention whores developed foot fetish because of our words. We ushered in a new age of /r9feet/
Don't fight it
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I can talk about sinks and not be a sinkfag. Don't be silly!
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>>79530148
Better to sink in fags than to fag in sinks.
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>tfw no fag NYSNC bf
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My testicles, you can put them in your mouth
Right now right now, right now right now
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>tfw no bf who isn't gay or bi but still loves me and has passionate sex with me
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>ywn wake up a boy by pissing on him
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I hate that I find that hot
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>tfw no pissing husband to piss my good mornings on him and then feel extremely sorry for what i've done immediately kissing him as an apology
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people who use caps and punctuation all the time are probably autocorrect phone normies or mean british boys
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I want to break a boy's neck
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>>79530357
break mine
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>>79530313
>phone normies
Nigga I don't want to leave my bed how tf am I a normie for using a phone?
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is saul goodman a top or bottom?
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>>79530544
bottom for mike and walter, top for everyone else
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>tfw no jokerbot bf to squirt out lube and my jizz from his boyhole, violently
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>>79530432
Perfect dom top. The one that makes you stay in his bed too.
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>>79530617
who is jokerbot
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It's raining really hard outside so goin to the gym later will be a challenge. Aunt wanted to buy me a pair of jeans for holidays (she knows I hate them lol) and ones I tried didn't fit well so I told her I'd rather get some actually comfy pants instead.
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>tfw no bf to take care of his pp and foreskin leaving it clean like a whistle
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>>79530630
Probably anon who posted joker make up anime girl paired with a vocaroo
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>tfw everyone here is a bottom and only want to suck and clean your pp but won't let you touch theirs
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>tfw i will never let a top/vers/bottom bf to touch my pp because it's shameful and not a chad pp and i'd rather it stay in underwear
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>>79525171
Yes, of course. I would help my bf with almost anything if he asked me to, why not? Although I don't know much about cars, so he would have to instruct me and guide me so I would probably just be in the way.
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>>79525230
What is a 3x3 really, is it just your fav anime? Is it ordered in any specific way? Does the positioning have any significance? I don't understand, sorry.
You don't need to explain if you don't want to and don't feel pressured to.
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>tfw you're letting a friendship die by not checking on your friend for a months cause he isn't messaging either but you know he would respond and talk if you started it but you have nothing to say
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>tfw no bf to watch ninjago with
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>>79530736
It's jus anime characters that you relate to, in this context at least. Position has no significance to my knowledge. You pressurized me into explaining I hope you're happy >:(
Least you can do is post your 3x3 as a compensation
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>>79526196
Opossums almost never have rabies cos of their low body temperature bakamoron
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>>79526327
I think story is liked (or at least tolerated) overall, although he used to make gross and disgusting posts that I don't wanna talk about...
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>tfw even story had simps desperate for his attention he rejected proving once again I'm the only true incel loser in this thread
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>tfw no sweet trip enjoyer bf
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>>79530792
I love you deeply.
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>>79530357
How about you break more heart instead?
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i love it deeply iykwim ;))
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no i don't. please elaborate
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Everything is so boring. I want to enjoy things again. I need to enjoy things.
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>tfw no bf to go on sweet trips with
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>>79530829
hehehe... maybe i shouldn't say heh
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>>79530751
I don't relate to enough (none come to mind actually) characters to make a 3x3. Not many anime feature pathetic possessive bottom losers with insecurity and attachment issues... Plus anime is usually about growth and moving forward, something I haven't done in quite a while.
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>tfw no bf who has a deep understanding of me
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>>79530849
no, please say it, i need to know what you're talking about hehe. say it!
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>>79530845
I knew someone would make this joke. For this one you are a bakamoron!!!
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>tfw no gooner bf who'll let me jerk him off while he watches his favorite porn
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>>79530858
So no anime characters have any traits that you have or similar personality? It doesn't have to be literally you in every way, maybe you can think of it as building a Frankenstein monster (your whiney ass) out of them. But you just wanted to whine idk why you even asked me anything fuck off and don't reply. I'm done helping you retards who are only good at coming up with excuses for not doing anything ever or changing in any small way.
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>tfw no bf who isn't scared to use capital letters
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>tfw no gooner bf to caress and finally let him know how much he's loved and cherished and should use me as his goon material
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>>79530894
No, not really. Maybe it is just my autism or insecurity but I tend to almost never self insert or relate to a character, I can't remember the last time I did. I've seen a fair bit of anime so it's not like I don't have a big enough sample size... And yes I do whine a lot, I would say sorry but I don't actually feel sorry I just feel bad. And I didn't reply to you just to whine, I am telling you my genuine thoughts, is that so wrong? Perhaps it is, I don't understand people.
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>tfw no bf who cheats on his wife with me
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>tfw no twink bf insecure about his masculinity, age and feet
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vocaroo fag here, to all those that bullied me here before, ive since aquired a boyfriend and have been going strong for almost 3 years, i win, i will continue to post here when i want, you cannot stop my streak
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need masc hairy twink bf
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I need a fat hairy twink with a dad bod
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I want a boyfriend to marry who is at least kind of like me. How do I find one? I just don't want to be lonely anymore
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>>79525718
Genius party or robot carnival cause it's all I have the attention span for
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I don't want to be alone anymore. I'm so tired. I don't know what to do. I just want to be loved. I want to feel the warmth of a guy who loves me and who I love. I want to die
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I want a boy who would love me as much as I would love him. I don't want to live alone anymore. Death is the answer
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>>79526327
He flip flops and starts drama constantly. I unironically wish he would die. What purpose does he serve on earth? It's best to ignore him entirely
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>>79530984
please grace us with your lovely voice again, sweet prince
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>>79531125
Choke on a dick you simping goonershit cuck
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>>79531125
im busy + i will get bully
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>>79531122
You should hatefuck him, you both are gross in your own way.
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>be gay
>look and act just human enough to pass as a person, but fundamentally weird in a way that makes everyone uncomfortable and uneasy
>desperate for a sweet monogamous boyfriend who shares interests with me and wants to stay together for a while
>all the monogamous gays are normalfags who are put off by my weird demeanor
>the only guys who will have sex with me are Grindr whores who will literally fuck anything and who will probably ghost me after giving me AIDS
What the fuck do I do? I hate being as alone as I am.
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>>79531192
>What the fuck do I do?
Learn to be comfortable alone in your own skin
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>>79525033
Definitely peaceful transition of power is not gonna happen for the gays
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>>79531192
so what does you being fundementally weird entail? I can probably imagine based on experience but I'm still curious
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>>79531105
i love you and care about you every day in my sleep
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>>79525230
It's one thing to be gay enough to do one of these. But to actually post it? That's some retard shit. Why the fuck would you think anyone would be interested to see someone else's "hurr durr this 2d chawactuh ith me duhhhhh"? Like genuinely, what the fuck could I possibly gain from looking at anonymous people's autism collection? It's not like I know who you are. You're a fucking stranger and I don't care. That's the point. We're not supposed to know each other. Retarded.

"ohhh but mine is special because i'm like a cool loner personality type-" shut the FUCK up. You're not special, you're just another dipshit wasting away online, as gay and faggotty as everyone else here. I want to physically hurt you people.
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>tfw no bf who isn't a literal midget
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>>79531229
How tall are you Jerome?
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>>79526327
I just don't like apostle because he is pro tranny and he's annoying and his discord server sucks
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>>79531228
This is a general thread and not everyone is a tourist bitch like you, so anonymity point is moot. Anons posted theirs and got replies so that proves they did gain something out if it. If you don't want to know others don't post in a fucking general braindead twat. The reason I posted it was to redirect discussion from bbc spam that we had to deal with since you retards are too stupid to do it yourself.

You are just a no fun allowed type. I would literally crushed your skull for my entertainment if we ever crossed paths
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>>79531205
I should've made peace with it by now. But I haven't. There's a pit in my stomach that yearns for intimacy and it'll probably never be filled. I don't know what to do. I feel like the answer is to either blow my head off or get addicted to some sort of substance that'll make me momentarily happy (and then blow my head off after it destroys me).
>>79531208
I don't know, that's the problem.
I do everything that I'm told to do in order to appear normal-- I approach people, I smile, I try to be relatable, I try to learn what all the social queues mean so I can understand what people imply, I talk about things that everyone else talks about, I look people in the eye, I laugh at stupid normiegroid jokes. I know I don't smell bad, and although I'm ugly, I'm not deformed or anything and I see way uglier people having romantic lives all the time.
And I can't just "be myself" because my true self that of a stiff retard who talks about stupid shit that no one cares about.
I think that real people have some sort of sixth sense that allows them to spot a fraud from a mile away. They know I don't get it, and that's why they are disgusted by me.
Being a gay high functioning autist is hell.
>>79531217
Come care about me in real life.
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>>79531253
How is that relevant to my post Joshua?
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>>79531192
>tell me you're a teenager without telling me you're a teenager
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>>79531286
i wish i could by you're not being yourself
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>>79531277
Cute response. What are you wearing?

The 3x3 shit is pathetic and you know it and that's why you're so defensive. Do better, stop being a fucking faggot. Tell me, are you ACTUALLY interested in someone's 3x3 card, that you'll never meet? How is it any different from another anon's card? I know for a fact you're only interested in your own card. You're nothing like any of the people on your card because they don't waste away in front of their computer screen 24/7. They're cool anime characters and you're a fucking loser that compares yourself to anime characters. Big difference. You're bottom feeder internet garbage, the furthest possible thing from your 2D idols.

If we crossed paths you'd stare at the floor because you're an awkward and you haven't seen the sun in years.
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Need asexual barely romantic bf.
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>>79531286
you sound pretty spot on with the sixth sense thing, it definitely seems to be the case. like you, I also tried everything but it's like I was living in a separate dimension and I came to expect any potential interaction to be essentially meaningless and not yield any friendship or benefits. like an alien visiting earth. does that sound like your experience too?
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>>79525033
I wish I wasn't so closeted and introverted when I was younger.

Now I don't even know how to make friends, let alone boyfriends.
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>>79531339
What does this even mean?
>>79531409
Pretty much. Often I don't relate to anyone at all, even though I try.
I wish the twin soul bond meme was real, because there is nothing that I want more than to have someone to really relate to.
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everyone I thought I was close to turned out to be just manipulating me :(
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>>79531586
You are the common variable here, it's unironically probably your fault for being a doormat and psychopath magnet. Man up faggot
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>>79531586
How many people is everyone? Are you really so sure that everyone else is the problem and not you? If you smell dogshit everywhere you go, check your shoes.
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Do you guys ship jamie x jonah?
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>tfw no rapist bf that will only use me and tell i'm the only person he needs and loves in his life to rape to feel satisfied :3
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>need to be up on time for a bunch of stuff that requires focus
>struggle to sleep
>wake up with the shits
>shit sequence consumes 30 mins
>ok back to bed
>toilet clogs and overflows
>no plunger or drain cleaner
>hardware store doesnt open for 3 hours
im going to get fucking radicalized
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>tfw no african jewish cyclops pirate bf with several personality disorders and a peg leg to snag my booty :(
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>tfw no cronos parasite engine bf
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>>79531654
The toilet brush worked for me, but if there's a lot of shit and toilet paper it can get messy, so I only used it when I could pull it out of the water without debry sticking to it
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>>79531702
debris*
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>>79531590
>>79531627
I think the common thread was me, and 4chan itself. I think that emotional vulnerability and being lonely and desperate is what makes you super easy to manipulate. like if you're lonely for years and someone is taking interest in me, and has the same interests.. it just makes it very easy for some loser to come a long and scam you or manipulate you. I mean give me a break. Can you blame me? Why am I being blamed and not those that took advantage of my loneliness? I don't get it.
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>tfw satan himself isn't assfucking me in the middle of the kaaba while jesus and every other religious figure watches :(((
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>>79531190
I'd rather fuck meow or the Hispanic guy, whatever his name is.
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>>79531702
its an overflow clog, the water is incredibly shitty
dont have a toilet brush on me either as i just moved into this apartment, i gotta just wait on the store to open so i can get an exorcism kit
if the waterline doesnt go down by the time the store opens im gonna just throw out whatever tools i unclog it with for obvious reasons
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>tfw no unthinking, unfeeling, emotionless, featureless, unremarkable empty husk of a human being bf
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meow x chrona
story x bosnian bunny
jamie x jonah
3ds x himself
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>>79531783
a normal plunger and a plumbing snake I guess, those are the cheapest too. I got some spare wire so I would coil it and use it, perfect for one time use
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>tfw no fully conscious boyfriend who is so badly misshapen and physically disabled from your torture that his entire existence is essentially meaningless outside of being your helpless pet/trophy
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Muh dick: plumbing snake
Your ass: toilet
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>>79531921
need a bf to do this to me fr
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>>79530313
Likewise the people who use only lower case and no punctuation are also lazy iOS users.
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>>79530742
quality post rihh here
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>>79531058
i need a fat white-hairy dad bf
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>>79531229
anon but you have to feed it and take care of it and then you have to teach it to poo in the loo
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>tfw no diagnosed psychopath bf that abuses and gaslights me 24/7 and genuinely does not love me in any capacity aside from what i can provide for him in terms of his sexual and monetary needs
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>>79530357
I take it back I don't want to break his neck anymore I love him so much
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>>79532072
go to >>>/soc/ then. Lots of those types of guys there
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>>79531969
ok bud the real toilet here is you and im super mario about to go down them pipes
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>be brown
>be a midget
>spend 22 years without a bf
>make discord
>get 2 bfs in less than 2 weeks
There is no such thing as a gay incel
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>>79532039
best I can do is a fat twink with a dad face and hairy joe biden legs
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>>79531921
Reminds me of that wedding doujin by Schweinchen3. I don't feel like finding it right now but it starts with a middle aged guy stalking and eventually kidnapping an 18-year-old boy and it ends with the boy having all his limbs cut off and being in a state where he's almost dead but still conscious so he can serve as the man's fleshlight for the rest of his life.
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It's Schweinchen31, I misspelled it
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I am always looking for an excuse to be violent and hurt people. This isn't a joke. I wish people would step to me so I can fight them. There is no greater feeling than my fist colliding with someone's head. It's a miracle that I'm not in prison.
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>>79532140
Seriously seek Jesus holy shit you sick fuck. This post is bosniancoded as hell
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>>79532154
yeah I'm always looking for an "excuse" to be violent too like if someone pushes me or something
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I've done nothing but goon and browse 4chan last few days
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>tfw no boy who you kidnap when he's eight or nine years old that you raise to be your perfect boyfriend while giving him a better childhood/adolescence than that which he'd have received if he was kept in the public school system with an iPad shoved in his face for his whole life
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>>79532202
You ruined it. Faggot.
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>>79532112
>gay incel
Nah they're real, in spirit not in literal definition
I've encountered some specimens
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anyone who calls himself 'little pig' is probally not very mentally stable.
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>>79532112
edating has never, does not and will never count as a real relationship. your ebf(s) would throw up if he(they) saw you irl
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>>79532154
This thread is funny as fuck, anon is trying so hard to be an edge lord. This is embarrassing for you lol
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>>79531342
this sounds exactly like when i asked chatgpt to respond in a bullying manner like andrew tate and the jersey shore cast & then used it to bully people on tumblr.
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Nah, 3ds a cute. If I see him irl he's getting fucked.
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>>79532202
do tops really...?
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>>79532250
Goo goo ga ga, much?
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>tfw no small circumcised dick bf insecure about his sexual history and penis size
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>>79532202
wish this happened to me
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how you gonna raise a kid? the anons here can barely take care of themselves. just admit you're a pedo who wants groom his bf and lock him away.
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>>79532250
It seems like a bot that is just reacting to other posts in this thread, I post about my experiences and all of the sudden there is a bot spamming about being abusive that's pretty funny
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>>79532305
Raising a kid shouldn't be too hard provided he's old enough to use the bathroom on his own. One can be both a pedo who wants to groom his bf and lock him away and a man with paternal instincts who wants to raise a boy to be a good person. A boy would have a better childhood being raised by a man who loves him and fulfills all his physiological, emotional and sexual needs than a boy who has the "freedom" to go through 12 years of public schooling for the wonderful opportunity to be just as unfulfilled as everyone else.
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keeping him isolated is just going to make another robot, kids need socialization. plus at that age he's going to remember his parents and want to go back to old life.
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taking care of anons like a daycare worker/teacher would bring me immense joy and pride
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>>79532393
He would still socialize though, just exclusively with his new adult boyfriend, who would be better company than anyone his age. By eight or nine, you don't really need socialization with a lot of people anymore since you've already developed language and know at least the bare minimum of what you're supposed to act like. Gen alphas barely get normal friendly socialization anyways, all of their possible friends are too busy on YouTube shorts to develop normally. And so what if he misses his parents? Missing his parents wouldn't mean that he wouldn't get to reap the benefits of being raised by someone who would actually love him. He would be returned to them eventually anyways since nothing good lasts forever.
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How do I know if I'm gay or not?
orgniala
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>>79532532
go to /hm/ right now. If you get a boner you are gay, if not but only the femmy types you are most likely prisongay or pornsick.
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>>79532555
I went there and found it disgusting. I like anime girls with dicks though.
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>>79532577
> if not but only the femmy types you are most likely prisongay or pornsick
NoFap and your "homosexuality" will disappear
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>>79532532
If you have to ask, you probably know. Go back.
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and my PSU will soon be here. Hope this fixes the issue and it isn't a GPU issue. I don't really want to buy and build a whole new PC yet.
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losing all my incenses in the backseat
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what the fuck does this mean though >>79532879
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not even heavy incense could clear out the smell from storymanor.
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so I talked to a guy from the board and I still think about him and have an image of his place burned in my brain and I don't know why. he's from canada, I think, lives in a trailer part of sorts, with his mom, I think, in the middle of nowhere. I liked talking to him for a bit and I wonder if he's still alive, out in those woods or whatever.
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>>79532989
Was he a white nationalist simp who loved brown femboys and hated trannies?
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>>79533052
no he never mentioned any of that but we didn't talk much so could be. I doubt it was anyone mentioned here
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Turn based Mario is annoying but not bad enough to drop yet
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>>79533096
He thinks of you too, that's why you're still linked with him. Go out with and meet him right now.
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>>79533143
you're right, there must be a bond between us. taking the first flight tomorrow, renting a snowmobile and driving up those mountains to meet my soulmate. no idea who you are, besides your nickname, or where you are, besides knowing it's a diy druggie trailer park thing, but I will find you in the name of love.
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>>79533229
You were made for him, he wants to be like you and is hoping he could grow and prosper with you, his love is blind.
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i ate a redbull and now i'm drowsy wtf
need a bf like that
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>pc constantly struggles to boot and turn on
>flick power button directly on the PSU on and off
>pc now suddenly starts up fine
Huh?
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why is it that other anons get "He is still thinking of you oh go find your soul mate!!!!"
and I get
>You deserved it lol kill yourself

It has to be samefags replying to their own posts lol
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>>79533534
*flicks ur button to turn you on* owo
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>>79533546
He still thinks of you, you were the best for him so far, he wishes he could see you again
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I forgot how much a pain in the ass wiring a computer is. Doesn't help I have sausage fingers and carpal tunnel.
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If I ever have to make another pc I'll just pay some nerd at bestbuy to put it together for me because installing the power button cables and the m2 drive made me want to put my head through a wall
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I want to befriend story and build his computer for him.
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And the fucking CPU power cable won't reach. I have no idea wtf to do now.
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My boyfriend and I are still together in my head. We are still together. It doesn't matter what happened. We are together, we are in love.
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>>79533791
buy a 2015 laptop on ebay for a few hundred and just play wow? what recent games were you even playing anyway? 20th anniversary fresh classic servers just launched. I'm playing human on the pvp server because horde character creation was locked due to imbalance. i am okay with being their enemy if thats needed too though, thats how much i like orcs. this time i remade my original character from when i was 10 or 11.
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Reminder that there is nothing yes NOTHING good in the world and that you will NEVER find love because you're too ugly and awkward and suicide is the ONLY answer
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Friends, please send me music, I need music to listen to. Preferably lyrically dense things.
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>>79533966
i like how you think of it. wanna go for a coffee together?
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Finally got it. Holy fuck that was a pain. The new cable was a good inch shorter than the old one.
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>>79534067
Hopefully it works and it's not your GPU having problems.
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>>79534083

If it is then new build time. It not that I can't do it, it's just a pain. It'll be time for that soon enough as windows 10 is nearing end of support.
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>>79534182
What is the CPU and motherboard in your current computer? You might be able to just do a BIOS update to get the TPM shit for W11 support.
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>>79534217

I5 7600k and a MSI z270 sli plus. It's about 7 or 8 years old.
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>>79534338
Ah, yeah, I think that's a bit too old. There are workarounds, but I'm not smart enough to remember them.
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I got it all rewired, I hope. Rest a bit then power it up and hope for the best
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>>79530012
my porn addiction and sexuality did develop from the middle school locker room but people didn't change their underwear just outer clothes. so I guess that is a situation where you're seeing someone in their underwear but it's not intimate but that's a rare situation to be in haven't been in a locker room since 6th grade because I moved to a middle school that didn't have a gym requirement and my highschool offered summer gym so you didn't have to change you just did your gym stuff and went home.
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I'm at work rn and a guy (with his gf) said I had pretty eyes :)
I'm basically not an incel anymore
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What a weird compliment. I bet they wanted a mmf threesome l.
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>>79534567
i think they're looking a third, consider your next moves carefully (i'm only half joking)
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I'd like to cuck a woman and steal her man with the power of my buddy.
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>>79534650
oh is buddy actually 4chan for body there's a thread on /y/ about angel from csm that says "how long can you fuck his buddy before you die" and i thought that was just a typo.
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>>79534700
I meant bussy, stupid phone. It was just a shitpost anyway as a man willing to cheat with you is willing to cheat on you.
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>>79534711
yeah i have autocorrect turned off on my keyboard because i got tired of fighting with it about slang words (though s and d are close enough to just typo that anyway) thanks for being honest you could have went along with being orthographic irony and i would have been none the wise ;)
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well at the very least it didn't blow up and booted normally. Reinstalled GPU drivers just to be sure. Now we wait and see if the issue reappears. Might do a benchmark and run the GPU full blast to see if I can trigger it.
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Even if I met my fbf I'd only be counting the days until I somehow ruin it and he ghosts me
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I think a celebration pizza is in order, fuck I'm hungry.
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there are people who make pizza with crust but don't eat the crust
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>>79534886
you earned it storybro, go get you pizza! i hope your pc stays fixed this time for you
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>>79535012
and those "people" deserve death unless it's fbf in which case he can just feed me his crusts (i like to dip them in dressing :p)
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>>79534620
touching a girl would be gross...
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>>79535103
no one said it had to be mfm he complimented you therefore he wants to be the middle mmf like the other anon said. also that you'd be willing to go along with it if they really were was part of the joking half ;)
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>>79532644
>>79532590
>>79532555
Guess I'm not gay, even though I am attracted to cute anime boys.
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>>79533986
what vibe i don't want to send you sad if you don't want to be sad
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Everyday I wake up I thank God I'm not a small dicked insecure muslim bishit loser lying about my past on r9gay
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>>79535158
unrented
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>>79535087
I will feed you my crusty dressing
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ive just been smoking dry old weed and eating condensed milk today
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I eat 99% of the crust except if it's very hard. I might leave a few bites left.
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>tfw no W(windows) bf to make fun of L (Linux) tards
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>>79535173
you mean you're going crumble the crusts directly into the dressing then feed it to me with a spoon? never had it that way and i think the dressing to crust ratio might be off if we do that but i'm willing to give it a try ;p
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>tfw no W(windex) bf to make fun of L (Lysol) tards
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It did it again. Just watching yt and eating my pizza. Time to remove the gpu again and I guess start considering a new build. I might just order another cheap gpu, I don't know.
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>>79535243
HEY ANON !! is condensed milk just solid milk ??
too lazy to open a tab and search it up . . .
sincerely
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i will not get a job
i will not clean the house
i will not listen to fbf before the second warning

i will take fbf's t-shirts out of the dirty laundry and sniff them
i will curl up in fbf's lap
i will put my face in fbf's face when he's trying to look at something because he should be looking at me not something else!!!!
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"he was such a quiet nice young man, I wonder what made him snap"
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>>79535513
Anon, are you a cat? I would post the catlike typing detected image but I don't feel finding it on my phone.
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>>79529797
patrician taste, I feel exactly the same about this.
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Ugly feet niggas coping>>79535608
>>79529797
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>>79535555
he snaped cus he got they infinite gems
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>>79535555
anon !! is this foreshadowing ?? are you going to do something terrible ?! ?! ?!
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>>79535631
we're talking about what we're attracted to and my feet look normal, plebeian
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Sold my old puter hopefully the buyer is nice meow
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>>79535760
based !! based !! based posting !! im a funny edgy incel like you guys !! based !! based !! heheheheh
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>ywn get to live with meow and save lots of money together and spend it to buy super PC parts like H100 and build it with him together
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>>79535779
Meow is the schizo but (you) need meds
>>79535730
You are coping. It's ok to have ugly feet most guys have that.
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>>79535602
hmmm... i get along fairly well with cats, perhaps there's some latent catboy genes that just need to be expressed scientifically... or sciencesexually? ;p
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>>79535872
I'm not coping with anything? whatever you want to believe
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>>79535502
its like a milk syrup, the ingredients are milk and sugar. they use it for pancakes instead of maple syrup in hong kong.
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>>79535555
noooo! he was supposed to give me three warnings before he murderizes me! that's why i behave after the second one!!!!

also have you been working out? because you have some nice quads ;p
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>>79535760
The buyer is a very moral and kind hearted man who would brutally rape you to death given the opportunity
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chubby twink bussy...
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fat masculine twink with dad bod hnnnnng
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I'm a flabby fat that looks masc but I'm just a whiny little bitch personality wise.
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>putting my psycho bf's hands around my throat and telling him to snap my neck if i misbehave
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Can I be a top if I refuse to hurt my bottom, even if they ask for it?
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>>79536589
edging my top bf with my mouth
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>>79536589
the resulting emotional pain is far worse
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I made a parts list for a new PC, Not spending as much as I did last time. I didn't even really need a 1080 really but I got a good deal on it, I think.
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>>79536668
Show the list so we can laugh at you
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>>79536589
yes swet tops are the best don't listen to the mentally ill on here
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>>79536682

https://pcpartpicker.com/list/xBpccx

I haven't bought anything yet, just making sure I don't want any changes.
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>>79536684
swety tops...
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sweet, sweaty tops softly cuddling you in the afterglow of nice and slow lovemaking.
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I was thinking sweet and sweaty tops who just mowed the lawn for you
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In that case reward him with a nice cool glass of his favorite drink. and a BJ
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aaaah i need to suck on a bf so bad
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feeling a strong urge for a large muscular man to gag me with his banana and can knock my teeth out
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>>79525241
I don't understand. Why would an asexual want to have sex? Wouldn't they find it gross? Like the way that a straight person finds gay sex gross and wouldn't do it with anyone.
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>>79536933
not necessarily they just might not be interested in it more boring/annoying than gross
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another late start today sit-up buddy but i just did them! how do you feel about doing 15? alternatively we could do something really radical 8 jumping jacks but only if you feel up to taking the arrangement to that level ;) i have some weights too if you have any and are interested in trying that but i don't want you to have to buy anything.
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>>79536973
Yeah I slept later too i've only been up an hour, I was thinking we could change up exercises once a week I don't remember what day we started though. I don't have anything but ghetto weights(gallon jugs filled with water} and those are equivalent to like 8lbs I think. anyway I better get up and do my siutups buddy
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alright, 1.1k (+100$ for the PSU I already bought) of the story fortune spent. Unfortunately parts of the order won't get here Wednesday so I won't be gaming until then.
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>>79537147
You're missing classic WoW launch week. You won't get to 60 in time to do Molten Core first lockout.
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>>79537156

with all my health problems I can't do long mmo sessions anymore. My legs and hands would kill me. Plus I haven't played wow since classic first released. I have no interest in doing that again.
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Actually wait a second, I hadn't actually ordered the stuff yet just had it in my cart. To get it here on the 27th would mean an extra hundred in shipping with newegg, free delivery would be 2nd-4th.
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Amazon for everything and I get all of it except the case in 2 days. Gotta love prime, fuck newegg seriously. The only thing I'm using them for the is the case and that's because I can't find a good case on amazon that won't take a week and half to get here.
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>>79537165
but what *are* you playing then? you wont tell us...
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>>79537286

right now paradox games, city builders such as w+r soviet republic and others.
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>>79537286
what the heck are you buying all that for then??
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>>79537307
>>79537300
woops. but yeah do you really need all that for paradox games? are you playing the new ones? i heard they were laggy.
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>>79537320

well I do play graphically intensive games some time just right now none have interested me.
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still in love with a straight man i haven't spoke to in years
time for another night of falling asleep daydreaming about him for the however many thousandth night in a row
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maybe I should just order the GPU and not build a whole new system yet... fuck I don't know.
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whelp looks like the computer parts get to sit there until Wensday. not sure how to keep the cats from tearing the boxes to shreds. I don't have anywhere up high to put something like that.
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>tfw no bf to make stuffed peppers with and then watch some gloomy crime dramas
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I put the new Forgis on the Jeep
I trap until the bloody bottoms is underneath
'Cause all my niggas got it out the streets
I keep a hundred racks inside my jeans
I remember hittin' the mall with the whole team
Now a nigga can't answer calls 'cause I'm ballin'
I was wakin' up gettin' racks in the morning
I was broke, now I'm rich, these niggas salty
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Hey anon why are you such a fag? :3
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It's done. I hope this isn't just a big waste of money but I do have it to blow.
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tfw i will never get a bf because im a 23 yr old twink hag.
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is green a gay color? it's my favorite
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I happen to really like pink, I hope this doesn't make a me a troon...
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>>79537730
its ironic, i swore off paradox games and now i only play wow...i can kill a whole week with a paradox game before i know it.
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>>79537930
normal guy wearing a pink tshirt c:
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Refrigerator stopped working so I have to leave my sparkling rubicon outside to keep it cold, I'd like to thank winter for cooling my drinks until the repairman arrives
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>sparkling
can the sun come out now?
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>tfw I will never get a bf because I'm short, fat, and 30
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Lose some weight and i'll let you touch my dick.
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that's very kind of you anon!
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what a chilly, windy, rainy night...
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>>79538328
man i dont even care if hes any of those things as long as he loves me.
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>>79536823
I gym a lot, Ive been feeling lonely lately and need someone to be my pet, so I can feel better.
Discord or kik?
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I forgot I turned the heat off earlier because I got hot working on the computer, I just had the space heater going back in my neetcave. It's like 58 degrees in the rest of the house. My kitties are cold and I have to run the heat this late before bed.
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>>79538543
Just so you know you just asked a black tranny for his contacts so you can flirt in dms
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When I talk to people online, a lot of the time they don't even realize there is something wrong with me until I point it out. But over the years I've slowly tired of online interaction. What's left for me? I'm not sure. I feel myself unmoored, drifting out into a dark and opaque sea of isolation, but I can't even muster the effort to paddle back to shore. It's like I'm some kind of steampunk automaton whose inner fire has gone out, and now I'm just waiting for my body to slowly lock up as the remaining embers completely cool. I feel myself disintegrating, but I can't even make myself care.
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>>79537320
>i heard they were laggy.
that's because playing without all the stuff that he got. you wouldn't think it but all of those calculations are hard on computers even if it doesn't look like they're doing much, also i don't know about other ones but in stellaris there are graphics, wars can get pretty razykay if you actually watch the battles i'm gonna sound like a dummy probably but i think something has to at least be partially rendered because you see the battles pretty immediately once you zoom into where they are on the map but i also just assume there's no way they are going on continuously in the background when no one is watching because that just doesn't seem like smart design and i'd rather see a few seconds of a loading screen than waste gpu/ram/insert some other technical term on things i'm not watching. in any case however it works you really do need a somewhat strong computer to play.
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>already regularly saying the L-word to each other yet still not officially dating
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So where did you guys find your bfs? Don't say something retarded like grindr
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>>79537918
>is green a gay color?
it is the gayest, anon ;)
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>>79538652
at the bf store obviously
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>>79538641
Why don't you just date each other then?
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>>79535989
giety and flattery will get you nowhere, sir
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friday night, what are you silly boys up to
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>>79539162
Watching the 2nd last night of the 2024 November Grand Sumo Tournament of course.
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>>79538641
have sex with strangers to torture him until he makes you wifey
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>>79539162
Drinking and uh trying be be normal. Life goes on I guess
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I miss him a lot sometimes. Do you miss that special someone in your life too?
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>>79539162
my internet was out for 3 hours and I was about to cry but now I can enjoy consooming
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>>79539266
I think about my friend I met playing RuneScape a lot. It was an online friendship but I'd say she was my best friend. I miss having someone like that where we felt comfortable enough to open up to vent and comfort each other.
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>>79539266
I miss all my childhood friends I am sorry i'm too autistic use a phone or facebook guys
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>>79539266
what I miss most are his stupid nerdy ramblings. he thought they were boring and always apologized but I could listen to his voice for hours
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>>79539143
it got me that (You) didn't it!?! and maybe it will keep my fbf from killing me in a situation where i've pushed him too far ;)
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>>79539406
mischievous little fag
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>tfw the bugs in your apartment even gets laid but you don't
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>>79539743
I will never get laid. When it was time to reveal my lifestyle-choices to my parents, I brought my wife's bvll along. He put a leash on me and made me go on all fours infront of the man who raised me. Afterwards he sat down on my back to have a word with my ol' pop. He told him that his lineage was ending and that all of my wife's children would be half-black, and that I would raise them as my own. He then humiliatingly removed my trousers to reveal the cock cage I had been wearing. The africanized bvll said "This is the future, white man! The BNWO is coming."
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Worked out again after like a year, we are very slightly back?!
It's really gonna hurt tomorrow...
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Meow an older man just paid me 150 euro
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elder financial exploitation
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>>79540156
Money can be exchanged for goods and services, that's not expolitation besides je was like 40 not 80
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I hate not hearing my alarm
>wake up before the alarm
>oh I have time I'll continue sleeping
>wake up two hours later
I messed up
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us and eu boys should give each other wake up calls
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>>79537901
>tfw hit the wall at 18
Awwww poor baby so sad wanna cwwy?
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>>79540316
eu wakes up during usa sleep
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>>79540181
Based capitalist meow
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>>79540342
yes i do want to cry. can i cry on you
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Would a euromutt date an Amerimutt?
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>>79540706
Yes I love americans but he would have to let me move there
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more used to amerimutts because of internet so yes
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>>79540706
Eu boys are not mutts and they shouldn't date muttmericans unless said mutts are "white". If he is cute enough and has his foreskin intact and enough money to afford a neet sure
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yes obviously only white americans count
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thank you neets for keeping slavery alive
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>obviously
How is it obvious? Most Americans in this thread are brown
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>>79540811
those are fake americans
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Would you date a jewboy?
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Would you date a bpd ewhore?
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>>79540851
Well of course I know him, his's me!
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>>79540851
I'd "date" one while looking for someone better and then ghost when I find them
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nigguh i would date any humanoid with a cock, im not exactly drowning in dick
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Why are so many gays BPD?
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I need a cute boy to choke me and spit in my mouth
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>>79540914
I think that's just a this thread thing
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any gays in Canada that want a short fat retard neet bf
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If you're gonna be a short retarded neet the very least you can do is be not fat
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>meow is moving to Canada?
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Watching ufc in bed. No breakfast today, not hungry. Will go straight to the gym when I get out of bed. Feel like gaming today so will likely do a lot of that too. The weather looks nice but I likely won't go for a walk sadly.
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some see just a rock, others see a sculpture
some see a fatty, I see a bf
and organs and meat for tough times
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I hate my stubble, kill all facial hair
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>>79541182
New bread, now with 100% less nigger dicks
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incognito shitpostle thread DNI
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>>79541197
He didn't link 3 times and actually didn't mess up op, I don't think it's him
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Although the time in that filename is exactly the time in south africa
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And that type of pic is something fatpostle would pic. What's the verdict?
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>>79541225
merely cuisdance, it happens to be that time in most of Europe as well.
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>>79541237
I know, I'm eu HOWEVER... It gets the noggin joggin
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At the end of the day even if it's apostle there was no discord in op and he didn't mess up the link or number so it should be fine. Maybe a bit early but this one was dead
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>tfw no detective bf to solve the great mysteries of r9gay with



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