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Fairly drunk top hitting on much younger but still legal bottom edish.

QOTT: How will you deal with twink death?
For the older anons: HOW do you deal with younglings rejecting you because of your age?

Last bread: >>79525033
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taking this threads virginity
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>>79541182
>QOTT: How will you deal with twink death?
by hobomaxxing
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I would be surprised if any older anons here have enough confidence and energy to go out of their way to hit on younger guys, especially offline. Given the generational difference, it becomes harder to relate, and the pool of younger guys shrinks to include mostly those that have a thing for older ones. I think most older guys deal with rejection pretty well. It doesn't bring me to my knees unless it was someone I spent at least a few days talking with and hit it off really really well. Then I'll watch the sunsets, replay memories and listen to corny sad songs. Young guys have a silly way of rejecting, anyway, even a little funny sometimes.
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i love him so much i can't wait to see him
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>>79541182
Pedocoded edition
>How will you deal with twink death?
Depends how bad it is. It's mostly a spook if you take care of yourself and don't have shitty genes.
>HOW do you deal with younglings rejecting you because of your age?
>implying that anons here are asking anyone out
Why would I want a younger bf? I don't like age gaps in either direction
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Twink death is just cute guy birth
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Don't banish me to gaygen robotos >.<
I like it here, its much better here!
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>>79541439
Dang Anon, that's so beautiful and positive.
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I had leftover pizza for breakfast because I was too lazy to cook a proper one.
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What do you do on a regular day anons?
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die slowly
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Just resting and waiting until my computer parts get here, then I build my first computer in like 7 or 8 years. Not looking forward to installing the CPU cooler as that was a pain in the ass last time, oh and getting the MB mounted in the case.
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>>79541601
>wake up
>game/eat/shower/e-sex with e-bf/chores (in random order)
>sleep
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i haven't watched porn in months i just cum thinking about him
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wtf is esex
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>>79541601
Work, watch youtube and play vidya.
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>>79541724
an essex?
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masc4masc fags will always be the ugliest and its hilarious how they seethe when a their masc crush dates a femboy
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Now, now, we shouldn't be mean to people because of their immutable traits.
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those men will surely be very upset once they read this slander
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>>79541804
i'm a femboy and i love my masc boyfriend
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ive youve actually spent time worrying about "twink death" i regret to inform you that youve already "twink died" because being cute is a mentality. finasteride and botox are the opposite of cute, that there is a fact.

literally just dont get fat and dont take pills and youll be cute forever.
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>>79541866
mfs really spend fortunes on jewish drugs and needles and estrogen when retinol moisturizer and sunscreen is like $8
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and jogging is free
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where the femboys attracted to use sacks of shit that might be masc but also don't work out or are conventionally physically attractive.
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>>79541182
do your parents/family know yet anons?
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>>79541918
Maybe. Would you still love me if I was a worm?
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would you still love me if i was a woman?
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>>79541970
yes, I would get some really nice dirt and keep you in a glass case.
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Still dealing with my biscum demons. Feels like a
teeter totter in my brain.
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>>79541974
...he asked, trying to test him. But the sudden glimmer in his eyes revealed a sinister truth: his bf had been prison gay all along.
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>>79541983
Actually this is a good question too can you answer this one >>79541974
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>>79541923
No, but I take it my mother opening my mail on "accident" and seeing my boy butter probably gave it away
>NNNDR
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>>79542088
parents do be like that fr
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>>79542122
My mother is at least, my father could care less. He even said he was cool with it, but I denied it and said I just act dumb.
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b-boy butter? dare I even ask what that is why it's in the mail?
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>>79542148
Boy butter is a water+coconut oil based lubricant specifically for anal.
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you can make butter by just mashing milk, so boy butter is when you just mash cum until it becomes buttery
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>>79542148
It's not butter made from boymilk, it's just butter for boys.
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>>79541983
Answer the dang question buster!!
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just 'cause a guy likes to put things up his ass it doesn't make him gay... yes alright I am gay but NOT because I put things in my ass.
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>mfw it's real
https://www.boybutter.com
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>>79542187
This is a very good lube, I've been churning my butt really good with this stuff
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so is it just a gimmick or is the generic stuff just as good?
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only one way to find out, slut
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>>79542187
oh wow they really committed with the whole butter thing. imagine his mom thinking it's just nice butter and spreading it on toast for breakfast
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>>79542201
yes you should put dairy-based lubricant in your ass
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>tfw buying douche, anal lube and a dildo.

My hole is tingling and I can't wait to finally have something inside me.
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you say that until you get it in you and you realize you have to actually get used to it
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how do i get a yaoi bf
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Running on an empty stomach is so awesome if you're not hungry!
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>>79542318
there arent enough good yaoi anime
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being active without food is so freeing
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>>79541601
play ovewrwatch or league of legends, chain smoke in my room. sing infront of my mirror while i get ready, drink mochas
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>>79542544
>get botox injections in your lips
>watch james charles beauty tips videos on youtube
Just typical jonah stuff
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>>79542558
i have had no injections/botox or anything and i don't wear makeup so what would be the point in me watching beauty tips. i watch video game lore on youtube however
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>>79542566
is it true that you are sleeping with apostle and became boyfriends with him?
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>>79542602
no this absolutely isn't true at all rofl me and him are just friends
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>tfw no bf to study the scripture with
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>>79541866
Yeah, if most people would just eat better foods, exercise, and keep stress at a minimal, they'll age gracefully.
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Some days I can go whole day without eating others I get hungry 1 hour after a meal. I don't know what's happening with my body lately.
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Today I shall eat pizza and leftover steak and that's it.
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>>79541804
It's funnier when femboys seethe after getting pumped and dumped by bicurious straggots. Or when they troon out.
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>>79541736
Gay sex posting
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>>79541923
The only person who knows is my best friend. He's probably going to be the only person who ever knows since I don't have family or other friends and I'm not good at finding boyfriends. If I did find a boyfriend he would be the second person to know I guess.
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so eepy time for a napy nap. need bf to snuggle me and keep me warm.
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>>79542831
from my experience, femboys are the ones that leave first
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>>79542855
Can I snuggle with you
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It's so cold in this apartment, I need a warm bf to steal warmth from or I'm gonna die in real life.
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>tfw no bf who doesn't mind my autistic ramblings
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Strawberry vanilla tea
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Had a dream where I was at a music festival with my friend who I had a huge crush on, and we kissed a few times while my fav band were performing
Thing is he never went to that festival, he was busy working that weekend
And I never even got close to kissing him, I didnt realise I liked guys yet
Fuck me man
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>>79541601
>wake up
>walk dog
>eat breakfast (optional)
>read
>do any chores I need to do for the day
>shower (I do every other day)
>eat lunch (optional depending on wether I had breakfast or not)
>finish chores if I have any left (usually means I skip lunch)
>browse r9gay if there is time left before next doggo walk
>doggo walk
>make dinner
>browse r9gay/utube/tumblr/do internet stuff
>waste time until evening
>watch a movie or anime with online friends, if not watch youtube and browse r9gay, sometimes listen to an album

I also sprinkle in reading manga, jacking off and other whatever stuff here and there. Am currenly a NEET obviously but I hope that can change soon...
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I want a boy to break my heart
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>tfw to wrap his entire body around mine to keep me warm
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getting in a double sleeping bag and then peeing together would be so hot
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>>79541601
>wake up
>eat first meal
>gym (if its a Monday wednesday friday)
>shower
>sit on discord
>eat second meal
>sit on discord
>eat third meal
>sit on discord
>eat fourth meal
>sit on discord
>eat fifth meal (protein shake)
>sit on discord
>sleep
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>tfw no bf that always responds to my posts
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I hope gif has one of those threads of romantic gay couples that always makes me want to hang myself
Could really use that right now
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>>79541601
>wake up
>code
>eat oats
>stalk guy online
>do some pullups
>stalk more
>eat more oats
>go to sleep while looking at guy's steam online status
tried to stop, failed, went straight back to obsessing.
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>tfw no obsessive stalker bf
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>>79543125
wow anon !! who are you obsessing over ?? are they nice ??
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>>79543125
Is this person that you're stalking a person from this thread? asking for a friend
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being stalked makes me feel bad for the stalker but giving them a crumb of attention will just fan the flame
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>>79543164
nope, some random short guy i found in a youtube comment section, been obsessing for a month now. he plays league so I keep track of all his duo's n stuff.
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>>79543195
>>79543162
added him on discord and gave him some help for his site, he didn't care much though (he implemented my suggestions), but that crumb really fanned the flames.
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>>79543220
you're a pretty cool stalker, I approve lol
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>>79543125
how good are oats? i feel like maybe i should start
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>>79543255
good, bit bland but it goes down easy enough. really just depends on what your mixing them with. water is just water, milk and yogurt taste really good, dunno bout calories n all that. you can add fruits n shit to make it better.
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Another boy dunked, dumped, thrown into the garbage where he belongs, spat on, completely disposed. Now we move onto talking to the next boy, tell him we're not talking to anyone else at all, and see if he tries treating us like garbage, and if he does, onto the next one again.
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>tfw no ugly twink bf insecure about his feet
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>>79543125
on a sidenote, i get a pain in my gut whenever i think about him being with someone else.
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>>79543299
Do me next sir
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>>79543293
how does it compare to eating yogurt

>>79543310
i hate when youtubers start talking about their girlfriend in videos. like just play the game bro.
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>>79543354
bit chewy, oats soften a lot.
and i dunno, i want him to be happy as well, i guess.
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>>79543378
i think its ok as long as it doesn't change the dynamic. like if my best friend got a girlfriend it would be ok but if he stopped talking to me because of it then it wouldn't.
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>>79543220
wow !! added him on discord. you are very brave, ma'am/sir !! do you have any plans for the future ??
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>>79543432
i fucked it up real bad, start reverse image searching his profile picture to try and get some talking points, he didn't take too kindly, told me to stop, so I unfriended him. i think that was for the best for him.
>>79543408
i guess so. but asfhgaajfgkj, i wanna talk to him and play games n shit, but i cannot. it is what it is.
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>>79543488
wow you're really mentally ill and obsessive
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Meander land is super fun game boy looking platformer that recent released on steam for like 50 cents. You beat it under half an hour and I think that may be best fiddy in a long time
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*best 50 I spent
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the best thing to do when youre hungry is take a walk. sometimes you find food outside.
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strange way to admit you're a cannibal
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>tfw no bf who replies to me in 5-10 minutes
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>>79543618
i do this but i think others find it annoying
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Whenever I take a walk without having ate anything I feel nauseous and like I'm gonna faint or hurl. Not a good experience to be quite honest...
>>79543631
Why do you think so? I get pretty anxious when people consistently take long times to reply, I got an anxious and frail heart.
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>>79543646
because people always stop talking to me and the only person who's ever kept talking to me told me that it's annoying .
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>>79543646
calm down, you will be fine. rmember that your ancestors didnt have brekafast cereal or anything, they had to wake up and go get food if they wanted food at all. people in new york still live this way.
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>>79543666
Maybe they did for other reasons and it was only the one person who didn't like it. I vastly prefer people who give me lots of attention, but sometimes I can be bad at replying as well because I get easily distracted/miss notifications sometimes.
>>79543670
I mean yeah I've always been fine when that has happened, but I still feel bad.
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>>79543773
if that's true then will you let me give you attention
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>>79543793
Depends really if we have things in common/stuff to talk about and have chemistry, also what if we live on opposites sides of the world? Can't talk all the time then. Not that I am against it, there are just a lot of hurdles in the way.
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>>79543807
ok so you do find it annoying. gonna go tumble down a hill now straight into a freeway to end my annoying existence.
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>>79543819
That's not what I said anon. Please do not put words into my mouth.
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>arrange talk with guy
>discord
>call him on time
>doesn't answer
>5 minutes later
>he's gaming
>postpone for 30 minutes
>call again
>answers but puts me on hold
>some drama going on
>finally start talking
>he keeps simultaneously texting in other servers
>I enter into shock
>speechless for the rest of the call
>guy keeps ranting about youtube playthroughs
>whatishappening.webm
>end call
>question life
>conclude he was not human
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>>79543488
sad day. I think you could have at least kept him friended though.

>>79543819
no anon !11!! we love you <33
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>>79543819
i know what your feeling, but you cannot be their #1 priority at all times. they got other things in their life as well, so you gotta take what you can.
>>79543862
yeah unfriending him was a very spur of the moment decision, i regret it but wouldn't undo do it i could.
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>>79543830
sorry bae i overreacted
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>>79544052
No worries, I tend to think the worst as well pretty often.
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>tfw no omniscient bf
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>>79544109
woah we have so much alike
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>>79544140
Are you also a neurotic mess with possessiveness and attachment and trust and paranoia issues?
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>>79544197
everyones got issues its just a question of degree
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>>79544205
Where do I apply to get my degree?
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Myspace bf I need u
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>>79544210
at college i guess
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>>79543858
>discord
In the old days it was skype and the same thing happened, it's because people don't want to sit at their pc and listen to a voice in comms. Some fag asked me to sleep call and I thought it was cringe and said no.
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>>79544225
What's the college name? The university of mental anguish?
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>>79543299
>average homosexual dating experience
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i found one for elon in my reading
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>>79543646
5-10min is long. When I cared about social interactions I would respond to my friends instantly even if I was at work.
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pxlschizo please have babbymaking sex with storyanon
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its time to be more entertaining you faggots
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>>79544306
*entertains your penis with my tongue*
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>>79544306
here is a funny one for you then sir

ill post the ending if you ask politely
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>>79544259
thats a good one, ijbol.
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>>79544296
Yes it does feel long but you cannot expect people to pay attention to you 24/7, not realistically at least.
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>>79544316
you wouldn't do that in the real life
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>>79544322
I don't know what that means or who that is, but thanks I suppose?
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>>79544306
anons copies the whole dictionary as his filter list
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>>79544327
i totally would do it irl
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>>79544346
oh yeah? prove it then bitch
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>>79544357
ok i just proved it
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>>79544369
what the fuck? how did i just cum?
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>>79544374
*thunder rumbels in the distance* you tops are all the same, just big old cum bags to be harvested by the archwizard. *points at you* cum! now!! *lightning cracks*
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I wish story was my bf, I want to help him build his new computer and then eat pizza.
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>>79544386
im not a top though, i was just merely playing along because i felt bad
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>PXLschizo having sex with story as they make weed gummybears in a meth den
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Bisexuals be like: my dick is rated e for everyone
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>>79543830
>Please do not put words into my mouth
>words
I see what you did there whore. I know what you want inside your mouth.
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>>79544411
im really pathetic arent i
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>>79544406

ty, I'm actually kinda looking forward to it. I enjoyed my past builds but that was likely due to mom praising me for doing it myself instead of having it done at a computer shop which is where all the other PCs we've had came from.
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>>79544445
everyone on this general is, you're not alone
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>>79544435
Would you care to share your infinite wisdom with the rest of the class?
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>>79544241
3ds faps to sleep calls fyi
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>>79544448
i am alone though nobody likes me
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>>79544445
Everyone here is a bottom, get used to it retard
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>>79544482
u know what i would be ok with a bottom bf too
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Funny how I get more horny in November despite not caring about nnn at all. More fap November I guess
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>>79544491
Flipping a coin to decide who gets to suck the pp?
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two bottoms can bf each other and just take turns topping, or even riding dildos together if neither one wants to top. two tops will refuse to bottom at all.
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>>79544501
no i think it would be up to him
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do you prefer your top to be a curtsey uwu guy, or a bitter angry misanthrope
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>>79544306

I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIRE
HOPE YOU GET STABBED IN THE HEART
HOPE YOU GET SHOT AND EXPIRE !111111!!
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>>79544504
i refuse to top at all, sorry. topping just looks reall y boring.
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>>79544532
both are good. as long as he treats me good
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>>79544540
Just lay there and let him ride you, read a book or something if you get bored.
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>>79544550
no, i dont feel like it and dont want to bother at all
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>>79544532
Cutesy uwu guy. I need a cute twink top that acts cute and clumsy
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uh oh i did a cummy cum in my bfs tummy tum teehee
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>>79544504
why can't you just take my suggestion of a throple and take turns with me :(
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>>79544613
i would be down for this
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>>79544532
I'm both does that mean I get hated by everyone
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>>79544587
PERISH
DIE
BE EXTINGUISHED !!
cease your life !!
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>>79544638
you say this but if someone here actually asked to be your boyfriend you would reject him instantly
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>>79544680
I say that everyone hates me therefore I would reject a future potential boyfriend?
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>>79544693
everyone here is like that. "oh i wish i had a boyfriend i would accept anyone" "can i be your boyfriend" "actually i changed my mind"
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>>79544706
I never mentioning anything like that in my post. What are you on about?
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>>79544718
well would you reject someone from here if they asked you
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>>79544624
sounds like a plan. any more takers
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>>79544735
Depends really, I think I would wanna know someone from these threads and have a longer conversation before agreeing to try for a relationship. As I am sure you know 4chan is quite the bad place with quite the bad people, so I am hesitant to say "yes please internet stranger with cruel mental illness and lacking empathy for other human beings please be my boyfriend", because most people on this site are like that.
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>>79544750
how would you get to know him better
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I would treat my r9gay BF's with a lot of love and respect and be very nice to them and do embarrassing things like buy them flowers
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>>79544750
Also, I would wanna start off with a friendship because I feel like there's a lot of pressure with a relationship. Pressure to perform and be a certain way, it's better if we would become familiar with each other, figure out if we're compatible and our needs/wants then decide if we want to try a relationship.
>>79544764
Talk in threads for a bit, maybe do some activities together like gaming or watching a movie and then move onto something like discord (personally I don't really like it, but it's the most available app.) Of course I wouldn't expect him to just spill everything about his entire life in the first conversation, that's unreasonable. But it's important to find out if we're compatible or not first before trying a relationship, at least to me.
I am not an expert either, I don't have this figured out to a tee (is that how you say it? I don't know) nor do I know the perfect way to do things, but jumping into a romantic relationship from the get go seems like it would end in catastrophe.
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>>79544764
me, but how I would I get along with the other bottom? What if one of us gets jealous and wants you all to himself? Would we have private time/lewding or would it always be with everyone present?
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Boozed up and I will be showing silicone up my ass unless I get sleepy :3
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I miss my ex e-boyfriend to the point where my heart sinks whenever I think of him but I know he doesn't miss me at all and is probably laughing to his friends about how retarded I was
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>>79544808
i want to start off friends too but i feel like most people here always talk about wanting a boyfriend and not a friend which is why i brought that one up first. how would you watch a movie through 4chan?
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I'm more of a finger my butt in bed after waking up kinda guy.
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>>79544533
I did a really important school presentation on Springtrap and I got a 100 while most people got stuff around the 70s. You do not know Springtrap like I do, nigger.
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>ywn have one bottom in each arm
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>tfw hungy but the food we have is mid at best
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>>79544842
There are websites where you can share your screen and stuff, or we could watch the same movie separately and discuss our views on it.
Also I *do* want a bf, I just don't wanna rush into things with set expectations, I would rather take it slow.
I am not even sure I can love someone romantically, I hear love is something you learn to do, but no one ever taught me and maybe it's too late now, I don't know.
Anyway anon I am going to go now, I always get into fun conversations with anons right before my bedtime, funny how that works.
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>>79544889
do you want to watch airplane with me
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how would two bottoms get along in a threesome relationship? How would they see each other? Would they do anything together or only with the top?
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>>79544909
I wouldn't mind if they did things together as long as everyone felt loved and comfy
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>>79535154
Sorry anon, just saw this now. Please send me sad music, I am sad right now and I want to seethe in my misery
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never thought cheesy songs would work until a boy confessed by dancing with me to fall for you by secondhand serenade, in vrchat of course
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>tfw no bf to drink malt liquor and play Contra with
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>tfw only 5:30

feels so much later, it's almost dark and my internal clock still says it gets dark at 6:30 to 7.
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>tfw no "I will kill you and then myself if you leave me" bf
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Im not sure if i was catfished or not. I used to talk with this dutch guy who was really hot for a white boy but he unfriended me on snap after he got a gf a couple years back. I searched his selfie on yandex and this french model who looks just like him popped up but ai says they're only a 70% match and that it's not him.
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>>79544889
oh ok i guess you went to sleep. please reply once you see this though!
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death & strawberry
https://youtu.be/lBEE9Rs58K8?si=anp_ZG9OnqsUPSKH
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>tfw no hot cute gay roomate bf to cry on his shoulder and hug his arm
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Can I just hibernate until my computer parts get here? I'm so bored with just the internet.
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>>79544274
That's a really beautiful poem; it reminds me of Keats
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>tfw no farting under the blanket bf
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what would you do if your bf just ripped a nasty one in the middle of the night?
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>>79545553
Cork his butthole up with my dick and fall back asleep.
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>>79545553
flap the blanket to get it out
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Midnight brooding
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I'd obviously give it a proper sniff and th|n pet his tummy for a good job
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>>79545553
I would question his diet and think very lowly of him desu
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>>79545568
hi fellow midnight anon
I go sleep now so good night and have fun brooding
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I sleep like a rock so if I am truly asleep no way I would know. Guess I would just hold my breath if it happened while I was awake. As long as it does not happen a lot desu.
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You fags need Jesus (metaphorically)
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someone once tried waking me up by closing my nostrils then stopped when they realised i wasnt waking up any time soon
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>>79545597
Good night anon. I'm going to stay up brooding for at least 3 or 4 more hours, the night is young. Sleep well!
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>>79545553
hide under the blanket and sniff up Definitely..... Yeah...
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r9gay sleeping party, no clothes allowed, everyone sleeps in one big bed
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put me near the edge, I have the get up and pee a lot during the night.
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>>79545583
I get bad gas when I'm eating really clean and healthy. Lots of vegetables, lean proteins, and fiber = fart city.
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It feels so cringe to seethe like this over someone who was so very obviously unaffected by my existence while I was still in his life
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clearly you guys have never smelled protein farts. there is price for tops getting our muscles, bottoms.
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>>79545733
when you love someone you gotta take the whole package
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Kun ryhdyt sotimaan, taistele nuolin, peitsin ja miekoin.
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Would it be a stupid idea to troon out? I want a boyfriend and I'm physically feminine enough to pass but the M on my soc ads makes me instantly unattractive. Adding a TF would probably make me slightly more appealing, at least to biscum. Trannies are bad and shit but I am desperate
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>>79545762
Remember that dysphoria goes the other way too and being uncomfortable is unattractive + meaningless sex with gross chasers won't fix you anyway

Don't even joke about it
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>>79545761
Till mumindalen med dig, finne.
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Is meow feeling any better? How are things going?
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>>79545658
I would not sleep with 95% of people here. Ya'll
probably sinkey and don't take showers everyday.
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>>79545798
I finska man sager att nagon har inte alla mumin i dalen om de ar galen haha

Hur mar du
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>>79545813
Idk probably I got diagnosed with schizophrenia, sold some stuff which fixed my money problems and have a surgery next wed. Which is exciting I guess
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>>79545854
I hope it goes well little gremlin
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>>79545854
>surgery

what for? Will you have to stay at the hospital afterward? Are you getting meds for your schizophrenia?
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>>79545863
I hope they fuck my eye up so badly it has to be removed that would make me happy I think maybe
>>79545866
Eye realingment, it's one day deal, I'll probably be home before dinner. I'm starting a medication that worked pretty well before with a smaller dosage. Hopefully it energizes me a bit and doesn't fuck up my mental faculties too bad
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>>79545635
So jonah has a fart fetish?
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>>79545891
like lasik surgery? Will you be conscious or under anesthesia? Surely you don't really want to lose an eye, that sounds horrible.
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>>79545905
When you can't pick up on sarcasm
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>>79545911
No, they'll tune the muscles in my right eye with a scalpel. It's under anesthesia. I guess I wouldn't wanna lose my better eye if I could choose but getting cuts and scars or falling down the stairs or whatever makes me feel happy and content with my life every time so I think losing an eye would make me even happier yay
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even thinking about losing an eye makes me shudder... would you get bux from the gov if that happened or something?
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become crippled to avoid mil draft
no neetbux because new system coming 2025-2026
boyfeet on face
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>>79545957
Probably not and why would I need them anyway not like it would affect my life all that much (prolly)
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well surely you don't want tot be blind? what your future career as a biologist?
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>>79541182
I am twink death and finishing soon wizarding degree, want to gain muscle mass and bottom that is how I want deal with it. becoming embittered by not having fbf before twink death. anyone who will top a bara/twunk.
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>>79546034
im about to get my third one in a few months. ive spent so long in schools that im not sure what i'll do once i'm out. get a job i suppose.
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>>79546031
I still have the other eye you silly goose

I don't think being blind would necessarily make it impossible to graduate but it would be a shame to not be able to do stuff like draw and paint and play tabletop games
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>missed out on bottoming when i was young and twinkish
>this only motivates me to become a better top today
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Cute anon , but wizarding degree is something else. Do you have some sort of counsel at the school? Maybe you can tell them your feelings. Or maybe someone can help you get internships.
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>>79546063
well how can you look through a mircoscope and read test results if you can't see? You could graduate yes, but could you work in the field?
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>>79546078
>>79546051
For some dumb reason it did not get linked to you. Happens when you try to edit too much.
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>>79546081
Biology is mostly about working with data sets and somebody else can do the microscope observing etc.

Obviously it's a hindrance but again losing one eye wouldn't make me blind
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>>79545658
I would rather kill myself D:
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-Happens- is a funny word it does not look like a word it looks made up
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>>79546078
its tough. i could maybe move in with my friend and get a intern or beginner job at the company he works at. or i just look for something on my own. my lease is going to expire a few months after i get my degree so i'll either have to get a job and move to where my job is or move back home while i look for a job.
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>>79545791
Rare helpful meow
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>>79546140
Perhaps seek that intern or entry job. But do not take it from me, I only say because I knew someone or two in schools and they both benefited from having experience. They were able to move on to something ele
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Stealing meow's evil eye to become more evil
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a new batch of flies have hatched, I must have killed at least 8 of them today.
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>>79546151
The evilest r9gay faggot in history vs the evilest r9gay faggot of today
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>>79545839
Det e fint med mig, ska sova snart, allt bra med dig?
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>>79546151
I mean no I am evil raa
>>79546183
Are you gonna eat them and then when you have all the evilness inside you your allies will defeat you to make me disappear forever
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>>79546158
>>79546140
They are doing great btw... that something else has them either erning a lot or they are simply good for the rest of their life. One their company is buying stock for them aside forgot what that account is called. Most retire in their mid or late twenties millionaires because of this but they began designing simple web pages for a mom and pa store. Only for a little while they did it, and then that was only for a month before moving on to better. They claimed experience or something on their portafolio helped them. So do what you can anon, good fortune to you.
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>>79546214
Ja, jag berattade en lite om hur gor det for mig tidigare i traden, kunde vara varre, du vet hur det ar eh
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A new batch of precum grease as I marinate my balls on story's balding ugly head
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>>79546205
who and who would they be?
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>>79546216
No I'll just try to take over the world or something. I'll probably get bored half way.
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>>79546273
steely after he gets possessed by my evil spirit versus whichever fucker rises up to the challenge after I'm gone
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I'm out of marinate sauce actually, I need to go to the store tomorrow and cook some chicken.
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>>79546286
who is steely anon?
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>>79546282
Psh, you think you can control me? I was me before you were in my evil eye induced evilness state, kid
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>he doesn't use cat piss for marinating meat
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>>79546292
I won't tell out of respect for him, I just call him with a name because his posts are recognizable enough that he can't call me an avatarfag when he's no better yawn
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>>79546293
Oh maybe I could get possessed or have visions of events that didn't happen to me then. It would be totally like schizophrenia but cool.
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>>79546307
I meant more what are his crimes of villainy. But you can withhold as you wished.
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>>79546307
I'm totally going to call you an avatarfag tho
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>>79546307
yes you are an avatar fag
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I love being ebil
>>79546326
Yeah too bad being schizophrenic is very silly in irleaty
>>79546330
Being cringe and trying too hard to be a big manman and all cool and shit when he's actually a total failson extraordinaire
>>79546342
Yeah sure go ahead but it means jack shit since you're no better yawniferous megasigh
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>>79546356
Not really but go off queen speak your truth to power (fiercely)
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meow didn't post a possum?!
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>>79546383
Whattttttttt what might have caused such a break in possumous postage we need to get to the bottom of this
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>>79546250
Fin bild. E det du som behover fixa ogonen? Hoppas det gar bra i sana fall! Ska sova nu sa du far ha en fortsatt trevlig natt :)
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>>79546423
Ja, jag vill beratta mer om det i morgon eller som annan gang. Ja vill sova nu ocksa, sov gott ruatsi mwah
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>>79546379
you look like a loaf of bread, queen
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>>79546453
What can I say, can't help but keep on making bread, I'm 5'5" but stand on my money and I'm 5'6"
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>>79546464
look at you standing there on the beach looking like a whale
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just curious why you had to sell some possessions to have enough money meow? Do you not work enough? would your parents not give you a little money if you needed it?
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>>79546374
That's a non issue, I'm already silly and I love it. I'm not cringe however, I'm just very childish and edgy.
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>tfw no Oldscool Runescape bf to lan with, skill and cuddle all at the same time
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>>79546464
i am only messing with you anon i only joke about your animals you posted here
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>>79546483
Meow
>>79546485
I would've sold them anyway, needing more money was just a good morivator. I got multiple bills (trimonthly electricity, yearly insurance) at the same time plus the welfare are asking for some money back

All in all it wouldn't be like I'd die of hunger if I hadn't sold old stuff Gathering dust but it is nice to not have to count every cent
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Mom said I should get another haircut for 3rd or 4th time in a week and it's getting on my nerves. She keeps saying I look better with shorter hair but I disagree and idc about what she thinks. I'm trying to get over not being satisfied with shorter hair and she is basically rubbing it in.
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>>79546497
>I am not cringe I am just [a thing that's cringe] and [another thing that is also cringe]
Oh steely this is why I adore you so
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>>79546538
What about thise animels
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>>79546546
i got long hair im hobomaxxing
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>>79546546
you look way better with shorter hair anon
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>>79546564
nothing about it at all anon, good day.
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>>79546558
I'm not cringe I'm not cringe I'm not cringe I'm not cringe I'm not cringe
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>>79546601
Buh bye baby have a acontitecimentous dayo
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>>79546558
Cute pic btw, very scary very silly
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>>79545343
Have you ever been cucked by your gaming buddy?
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>>79546611
From the depths of my cringiness
Comes a feeling of inner bliss
I feel loved I feel desired
I can feel my sould on fire
Whoo hoaaah
I feel love
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>>79544447
i tried to build a computer when i was in 5th or 6th grade and i had my parents buy all the parts but when i put them together it wouldnt boot or do anything neither me or my dad (who is smart) could figure out what was the problem. and i just never dealt with it. so seeing as you are smarter than my dad why are you a neet exactly?
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>>79541182
Twink death doesn't worry me I'll keep the hair long and grow a beard. Life won't change if my face loses its luster.
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>>79545410
make a tumblr to post your cats when they do cute things
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>>79546630
How about chucked? Imagine you beat him in a pvp game and he just picks you up and throws you on the bed in anger.
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>>79546623
Wow so me yay
*Coughs*
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>>79546653

I'm very lazy and unmotivated. I also just followed a yt guide to build them and watched another recently as a refresher as well to learn about new things like m.2 drives.

There is also different types of intelligence, I doubt I'm smarter than your dad just because I can build a computer.
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How about sneeded

*Pukes blood*
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>>79546639
I'm happy you find peace in your cringe. It's hard to relate (I'm cool) but I can grasp the concept. Keep being true to yourself :heart:
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How about peeded?
*Pukes urine*
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>>79545483
its christina rossetti, whomst i stan much. her most famous thing is "goblin market" to which i owe a lot i think. i havent read keats since college but ill probably circle back around sometime. i havent been in the greek vein since college really.
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>ywn unironically watch Linkin park Naruto amvs from early 2010s with your bf
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>*pukes urine*
Seems mr. B. Mutt couldn't run anymore
>>79546741
Remember son being cringe and accepting is less cringy than being both cringe and in denial

Otappa tosta hinuri luunappi

Homo
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>>79546546
get pomade and start slicking your hair back and wearing white tshirts and jeans all the time
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We are japanese goburin
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Made it out of the swamp in clear sky. I hope my fbf will never go suffer the hardship of going through that level right after finishing the previous game.
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>>79545762
just put trap fool
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>>79546788
>Remember son being cringe and accepting is less cringy than being both cringe and in denial
I absolutely agree
>Otappa tosta hinuri luunappi
Google tells me this is gibberish, and by that I don't mean finnish
>Homo
I'm straight lol
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>>79546846
Hinuri = fag
Luunappi = that thing where flick your fingers against someone's forehead

Straight embarrassing maybe gottem
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>>79546780
That was my era. I miss 2010.
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I miss being an edgy poser emo fag listening to mcr and linkin park back in 05-07.
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I really liked that new-ishlinkin park song
https://youtu.be/SRXH9AbT280?si=B-5S3jj4_pApnqEs
>>79546881
>that thing where flick your fingers against someone's forehead
Ahhh that's cute, I like doing that ^_^
>Hinuri = fag
Ok, now I have a new insult to use on anons. Thanks, hinuri meow
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Hello situp buddy looks like im first done (or to post atleast) today, I think it's been a week now? so let me know if you did wanna switch the exercise up.

Sorry I don't talk all that much by the way
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>>79546974
Early 2010s were best years of my life probably. And maybe 2020 (world was falling apart but my world was rebuilding)
I wish I could go back
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>>79547039
Yay

It comes from the word for a tug boat you know because they already have someone bigger on their ass
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>>79546986
I didn't listen to mcr until last year and I am forever glad that some anon posted one of their songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-I9csAflBs
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>>79547086
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7MyvFY7CdM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpLffRhQjlw
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>>79547063
Hmmm I do also wish I could go back and actually
live it up more then I did. Ahhh if only I could go
back with all the knowledge I have now..
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I should probably go to sleep now. I won't, but I should
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>>79547168
mod users lecturing mod developers on how to make mods
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>>79546986
I will literally never stop listening to music like this


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xyxtzD54rM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02W8DAnKvlA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGFVJEo7FDM
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>>79545163
>>79545265
Which way r9gayanon?
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>tfw no bf to take to an mcr concert as thanks for dating someone as mentally ill as me
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>read post on something that seems interesting
>"I'm under the age of 25"
>opinion discarded
>thread closed
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>>79547226
i actually really like myself from 5 years ago and myself from 5 years ago would really like me.
current me likes past me for being so driven and hopeful
past me likes current me for staying true to myself and following through on the goals past me started
however i think past me would probably kill himself after i explain to him how despite achieving a lot of goals our life has gotten a lot worse and i often find myself wishing that he had killed himself.
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>>79547226
I'm pretty sure my past self would just be shocked I am not an hero and also emotionally stable in general
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Me from ten years ago would rip me a new asshole for being such a pussy. He was fierce and full of rage and more productive and stronger than me today.
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>>79547226
My past self would just try to get drunk and do coke with my current self, he knew how things would turn out
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I think me from 10 years ago would for sure
scold me for wasting 10 years of my life or mbby
we would be cool. Idk hard to say.
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>>79541491
Well, what were you banned for anons?
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>>79547498
my neighbor was spamming kkk propaganda on /sci/ /lit/ and /his/
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>>79547498
Telling a janny to kill himself and he was a retard. The guy had a real shit take on things. Typical of jannies.
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>>79547181
I would love to go back but also I wouldn't want to undo some things, like meeting few people I met later in life. Idk how that would work. Maybe I'd just devise elaborate plans to make things work out in general.
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I'd just want to see mom again and my grandparents. Maybe eat one of their meals.
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>>79547596
must be nice to have had parents and grandparents that like you
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>>79547598

yes and I wasted and squandered it. More so mom than my grandparents.
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>>79547302
I don't know how to feel about this post but thank you for sharing your feelings with the class, it was very educational
>>79547498
Reminder all of my bans were bullshit IP bans and magically stopped when I bought a 4chan pass
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Reminder every single of story's issues is self inflicted. Suffer hog, you made your bed you deserve no sympathy no matter how much you cry and guilt trip anons
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>>79547626
i would still give him sympath even though he rejected me a lot
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can't feel bad for storyanon because he is too similar to me except not poor
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>>79547626
Did he kill his mom or something?
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You are both just lazy, excuse making ungrateful pieces of shit
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>>79547598
I'm sorry you lost them story I'm going to ask my mum to cook for me tomorrow and see my grandparents more.
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Hmmm tonight I want to be a little spoon
' night
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>>79547674
meant to reply to story my bad for misclicking
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>>79547578
I think it would be pretty hard to keep your timeline
intact if you just went back with your current self.
Guess if you remembered everything you did and
exactly how you did it but even the smallest
change could drastically change everything. You
would have to be ready to throw everything from
this timeline away.
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>>79547669

No she died of natural causes nearly two years ago.

>>79547674

Thank you. Mom's loss was really hard because it was so sudden. She was only 62. My grandparents were much older, 86 and 92 respectively.
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>>79547670
nah you're wrong I will make sure I have nothing in common with story by the time i'm his age
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Late night snack time, rest of the pizza or half of the steak?
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>>79547769
I would eat the pizza if I were you
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>>79547869

agreed, the warmed up steak is always very dry to eat. And it means I get lunch on the way home from the store tomorrow.
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I had White Castle sliders. They were good.
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Listening to the Josh Brolin on the JRE while making curry. A few tears fell in but that won't effect the flavour.
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>>79544934
this is my all time favorite songs for sure! i think i had it playing while going to sleep every night this week :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEcEjNsn1Io&t=1
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>>79546528
>Anon is an Ironman, they stand alone.
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>tfw no veterinarian bf
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>>79547040
yeah late start again today for me, i'm getting ready to do them before my shower. yeah I think it's been a week if not a week and a few days, so do you have anything in mind? jumping jacks are still on the table as well as push ups (though i'm not very good at push ups) and you said you could fill a jug with water for weights so that works too anything is fine.
>Sorry I don't talk all that much by the way
no problem! i was actually thinking too if i should include more in my posts and i noticed you sometimes post jujutsu kaisien we could talk about that but i'm not caught up i wanted to catch up before the last chapter but i'm still 50 chapters behind i think. so yeah i'm not great at conversation topics either.
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Do you guys like my toy soldiers
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"Orc is oft to battle flying,
ropes of red-hot spittle flying,
rejecting any risk of dying.
Harruda, harruda, blow the Tortruda,
turtle-horn of fierce fast tooting:
orc is now all fixed for war,
and proceedeth to march forth."
So said the foaming blackrock-orc,
who lived long in land of man-forts
and learneth some his ways, of course.
"I have been to far far north &
learnest spell from dark iron dwarf,"
said wizard dark, named Boramark,
whose nose was blunt, and face was stark,
as he ynchanted words of dark art:
"Celicorax amalgam four point five parts;
prehnite, forge-baked, one fine-ground part,
dissolve in heptanes, expose to star,
reflux hard til solids form.
Drink of this, my thick-skinned brothers,
and harden thee amain, be covered
in woven iron, toe to tusk,
dark as an impending dusk.
Then we sweep on human-town,
break their blades upon our brows,
burn their hall, and rip their deeds,
turn their orchards to our needs,
fatten pigs on apple-larders,
drink of cask. Now let us arm us!"
Blackrock orcs girt on long swords,
heavy much, and twice as broad.
He had learned its use as whacker
from impetuous human attacker.
Though other orc laugh at his sticker,
oft he shut them up with pricking.
Boramark then enlarged them all:
the sight would make a great heart small.
Tortuda's tooted, gate is thrown:
ORC ONCOMETH, man-forts know.
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>tfw no bf to stop me from killing myself when my parents die
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>>79548368
we can do jumping jacks starting tomorrow. Sunday is a good day to change easy to remember.
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To be honest most of the good jjk stuff was not near the end lol, season 2 anime was pretty much the two best arcs. do you read/watch a lot of anime/manga btw?
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>>79548875
jew jew kaicenat
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>>79548762
I'm more or less in the same position as you, but the longer I suffer, the more I think I don't want to wait.
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>>79548762
>>79549243
getting a 9-5 isn't that bad anons, I actually enjoy it a little :3
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>>79548875
ok jumping jacks it is! start with 10 for that as well or go a little lower/higher?
i've only read the manga but since netflix got the anime over the summer i'm excited to see it! personally i felt like the shibuya incident was a bit of drag i'm at the beginning of shinjuku showdown rn from the looks of it the wiki says that's 50 chapters exactly so i think my estimate was correct i think it's probably still worth finishing since i'm close.
>do you read/watch a lot of anime/manga btw?
yeah i actually decided despite the poor taste of many anons here that anime/manga is the only fiction worth consuming nothing coming out of the west (or at least the u.s.) has been any good for a while. i'm not good at keeping up with seasons though (and i don't watch isekai or any of the weird fetish slop anyway) i mostly just watch what netflix gets zom100, dan da dan, dungeon meshi etc... of current stuff and then watch backlog stuff that i find interesting which can be either old shonnen or some shojo fluff if it's got cute boys ouran highschool host club, maidsama etc... and i subscribe to the shonnen jump app (it's only $3 a month) and try to give everything new a chance but they release a lot of titles constantly and so many are good it's hard to keep up! kill blue, witch watch, super psychic policeman chojo are the main ones i try to keep up with that i can think of off the top of my head and netflix is getting sakamoto days in january so i really need to get back into that! what are your favorites? do you mostly watch/read new or old stuff?
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>>79549275
I have a seasonal job and get to be a NEET for 6-8 months a year, while still having a decent amount of money. I still want to kms.
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>>79549327
10 should be fine.

Shibuya does drag on a little but I forgive it more in the anime because it has one of the greatest most fitting openings ever I swear. It's definitely worth finishing there are some good parts but you will see.

I'm a little bit weirdly picky, I watched most shonuen though. Also cooking and horror are like my other niche so I read Dungeon meshi a long time ago though I am not finished or caught up as far as netflix anime goes i'm looking I read Vinland Saga that one is really good but didn't watch same for devilman good manga but idk about the show, Jojo and Demon Slayer are both shows I rate highly on there I did actually watch, I like Dr.Stone but you have to go in accepting it's a bit goofy/reddit to enjoy it I think


. Right now I'm watching Iron Blooded Orphans because I wanted to try out mecha and I heard it's edgy. I actually read more manga than watch in general, I'm also really into gambling stuff I forgot to mention FKMT is my GOAT. I'm open to most things except I avoid romance usually as a stand alone genre.

Also I really don't watch seasonal stuff usually but Dandadan looks good so i'll watch that
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>>79549391
You spend too much time NEETing neeed more time to arbeit
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Had my first gay experience today in my early 30s. A twink desperately wants to serve me by sucking my cock. Today he just felt me up. I wouldn't say he's unattractive and he's younger than me.

Straight by the way. I felt nothing when he touched me. I think I'm going to use him sexually anyways though. He's the one who persued me.
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>>79549543
just because he wants to suck your dick doesn't mean he's in love with you you dense retard
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also you're not straight
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>>79549647
Duh, he's obviously catching feelings though. He hasn't been touched in awhile. Too bad for him.
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>>79549661
skill issue then honestly cba pump and dump his ass king
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>>79549652
Nothing gay about getting your dick sucked. Who doesn't like getting their dick sucked?

Now sucking on a dick? That's some fag shit.
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>>79544431
this was pretty funny, got me at least
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I have something to confess... I'm actually gay... I'm sorry I didn't tell you before...
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>tfw no intense eyes bf
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Watching a weeping willow tree sway in the wind is very calming. Crows sometimes sit on its top branches and sway along. Watching with bf would be very memorable. Time would just pass us by as we sat silently under a blanket, our feet touching.
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So now I'll never know
As you no longer sleep beside me
Everywhere I go
Will remind, remind, remind me...
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>>79544431
Average bipedo trying to make himself seem safe to children
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When someone is sexually interested in you and tries to get closer and win you over, they are essentially trying to conquer you. They want you to submit to some degree, to go along with their plans and fulfill their expectations. And if you are free-spirited, if you don't want to commit to a relationship or any kind of obligation, that person is essentially trying to stifle unfettered, freely expressed life, which you are the embodiment of. They are trying to, unaware, tie you down, make you conform to a limited space with strict rules. If you completely reject their advances, your value will rise and their efforts will ramp up. When they are exhausted and they understand you won't budge, they will start to hate you and persecute you. They will do this because they can't continue living having such admiration for you but you being out of their reach. It is not about your body or your personality; this is not what upsets and stirrs their "insides" so much. It is the fact that they came face-to-face with such exuberant, free life. Life purer, more authentic and genuine, that is, without as much baggage. They are aware of the miserable state they find themselves every second of every day. Coming across someone or something that shows even a glimmer of a way out of it, is a soul-shaking experience.
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Reading pseudo self-help book for women, are we?
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Mucho texto to larp as a pneumatic lol get your head out of your loose ass
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>Larp as a pnuematic
DRRRRRR-CHKKK-CHKKK! PSSSHH
VVVRRRRRR-TKTKTKTK! PSSHH
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humorous, perhaps even chuckle-worthy
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I just remembered that I made toasts in seawater in my dream. Like put the bread in the water on a beach and get toasts out of it, even managed to burn some lol.
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>tfwywn taste anons seatoast
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>>79551181
I am curious to know how an oneirocritic would interpret this dream of yours
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Fapping before breakfast should to kick-start my metabolism. Apple pie is yummy. Decided not to play new stalker game of try any of the previous as I remembered I didn't like first one. I seriously doubt fps aspect is good enough to make up for all the other elements I don't like in my shooters.
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>>79542831
>Seething mascfaggot
You are hairy and obese. Don't talk to us <3
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I edated a guy that I met from /soc/. That was until I found out he had an irl relationship. This was two years ago. Yet, here I am, still feeling extremely bitter.

I seethe at the sight of couples being happy together. Or even seeing people being friendly towards each other. It makes me mad that I can't have something like that. I can't even bond and make friends with people. Anything I thought was a friendship turned out to be fakery.

I think what sucks the most though, is that, no matter who you open up to... You just get a barrage of people blaming you instead... It's sad that people rush to the defense of manipulators and monsters. "You shouldn't have let him take advantage of you bro!" When I get responses like this it just makes me more bitter and angry in all honesty.
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i'm growing to hate people who use ai which is stealing artist jobs
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>>79551502
Do you want to be friends with me, I'm not a monster.
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>>79551502
fuck that guy, but wallowing in self-pity and anger is not a good response to trauma.
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>>79547226
>tfw 5 years ago was already too late to fix things
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>>79551502
Will you try again?
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>>79551558
>wallowing in self-pity and anger is not a good response to trauma.

Yeah, at least I'm self aware about it. But I don't know how to get rid of these feelings. It's not healthy at all. and I can see its going to get in the way of any potential future relationships. Like, being bitter and passive aggressive is not an attractive attribute
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>>79551549
>Do you want to be friends with me, I'm not a monster.
sure anon
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>>79551622
>>79551629
Don't worry I don't mind angry people, as long as you're not unreasonably angry at me we can still be friends.
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>>79551675
I don't think its anger directed at anyone in particular. It's all seething/resentment. This is all stuff I'd never say if I wasn't venting anonymously. I'd wear a mask otherwise
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How many of you want to get blacked?
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>>79551714
It's just an emotion, it's ok to have emotions. If something bad happens to you there's nothing wrong with feeling a certain way about it.
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>>79551725
I want to get loved.
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>>79551742
By a black man right?
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>>79551725
i dont like blacks. i like arabs.
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How would you cope if you were a short bisexual muslim with a small cut penis?
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Your judgement should be sharp and you shouldn't hesitate to call out anything that seems off. If you bullshit yourself, rationalize, wear a mask and hold back emotions, you will be a sheep with tied legs and its neck exposed. There is an endless supply of manipulators, liars, murderers, plague ridden automatons that will feed off of you. They are your enemy and you should not excuse them, but beware and keep them out. Any goodwill you show to them will get eaten up and they will always come for more because they retain none of it. They can not appreciate or give back anything you give them. Corrupt, wretched fakers who drivel words of honey with poison hidden in them to kill the gullible victim.
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sir this is a silly little fag thread
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>>79551808
muslims are sexy.
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>>79551771
Do you fuck an arab? Where are you from?
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>>79551808
must be a challenge, if i were a scummy bi bitch i'd quit myself on the spot
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>>79552029
im from spain, anon
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yes i bottomed for arabs a few times. its the masculinity they have. its their skin that i love, how hairy they are. the closeted muslims make the best tops. i would convert to islam if i was able to.. there is something erotic about the nature of muslims.
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>>79552185
average left wing european
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I've never had sex with a guy in my life. It's all been online only. I don't think I could even if I wanted to because I'm in a small rural town
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>>79552251
SAD DAY . . . but perhaps you could link up through a dating app and a long drive ??
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>>79552177
>>79552185
I was raised to be Muslim, but I never understood why western gays, especially those in western Europe, have a fetish for Muslims. It's not fun lol.
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>>79552255
I don't know how to drive and cant afford a car
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>>79552256
its because you guys are rapists
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>>79552256
Is your cock sandy and hairy, Rahman?
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>>79552256
Gay muslim rape is hot
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>>79552274
No! I haven't been religious for a very long time.
>>79552275
I'm pale but hairy.
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I wouldn't bf a boy who is attracted to muslims and blacks
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>>79552300
There is bottoms fucking muzzies in europe as we speak
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If your skin is brown, you're getting dicked down. And you worship a cube, you won't get any lube.
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>>79552347
wtf I wish I was minecraft steve now
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>>79552249
lol i mean i vote left wing and hate neoliberalism.
>>79552300
ok ur loss lol. most gays love a muslim king.
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>>79541182
I balded way too early to ever have my twink phase. Started balding at 16, hair was patchy at 17, and shaved it off at 18. My beard grows in ugly patches and dental care in my country isn't a thing so I have ugly teeth and a horrible bite. My nose looks a centimeter too long, i have an ugly voice that sounds like it's a fag voice that got aborted by bleach, no matter what clothes i wear, they look ugly and bring out something worse. i'm skinnyfat so my arms are bones, but i have an ugly belly. i'm sickly pale looking. i fucking hate this life.
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>>79552468
Still huggable
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>>79552300
Same, even if he never slept with a black just the fact that he's attracted to them is enough to make me never want to sleep with him or touch him in any way
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>>79552516
But what if it is a nafri? They pass as southern euros
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>>79552557
But sicilians and other southern euros aren't white to begin with
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nons get the bullet
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How is everyone doing today? How have you been lately? There's always a particular vibe in these threads that I miss when I'm gone, and that vibe is (You). Not a vibe like, like a vibrator, you can be that kind of vibe too, but that's not what I'm uh talking about. It's very comfy cozy, like putting on a soft pastel sweater and settling down with a warm drink. I wish I could bottle it and wear it like a scent so I'd feel like you're all hanging out with me all the time.
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>>79552666
What the hell, it's this guy again? Scoundrel, it's a good thing I'm beset with winter lethargy.
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>>79552607
Muslim top x french bottom is so cute anoni
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>>79552666
The vibe of this thread changes depending on the posters or how they feel. Right now the vibe is mostly calm and drama free sleepy loneliness
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>>79552516
You can tell this is a mutt who wrote this
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Freakish elevation of the absolute lowest to a position of not just worthiness but desirability, dangerously anticivilizational in a way that simple homosexuality could only dream of achieving
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Reminder facial hair not only looks ugly but also feels bad when you touch it
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>>79552742
it can look good in limited amounts but yes you should be clean shaven as to be more pleasant to kiss
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>>79552706
>not liking niggers means you aren't white
Why do you have a cuck fantasy in your head where every white person in the world loves niggers and if they don't then they aren't white?
>>79552695
This is disgusting but hopefully he gets beheaded by his imam for being a kafir
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>>79552682
In that case I'm glad you see you playing with kotatsu heated japanese tables in your profile picture, it won't help your lethargy but it will definitely help you take a cozy kitty cat nap under the covers and get all warm and fluffy and stuffy. You gonna do a biiig stretch and blink when you wake up after huhh mister kitty?

>>79552702
Oh they're just joking when they're being naughty, you know how boys are they always get carried away doing or saying something stupid. You're all a bunch of softies and snugglebugs under the bratty act!
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>>79552516
Based r9gay king. Well said!
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I miss bunnyanon and his long winded spergy rants
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The thought of my boyfriend leaving me because I decided to let my beard grow is very unsettling
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He leaves you for a clean shaven/trimmed BBC muslim king.
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>>79552810
Did this actually happen to you
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>>79552810
>he wouldn't style himself in a way his bf likes
You don't deserve a bf to begin with!
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If I was a small dicked circumcised muslim bishit loser I too would spam r9gay pretending to like muslims as a white boy
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we are going to wipe every single muslim country off the map with nuclear fire
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>>79552810
i let mine go for a couple of months while we were together because i was a depressed alcoholic and maintaining a job and relationship at the same time was already pushing me past my limits, he didn't say anything even after getting mouthfuls of mustache while we were making out
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>>79552750
French white bottoms are built for nafris
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>>79552750
No I mean, only mutts whine about other races.
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bottoms are built for anyone who loves them
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>>79552892
Except gypsies and albanians are universally hated for their races by europeans and europeans constantly shit talk other european races
>>79552889
This will never be reality
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>>79552923
But you are forcing American centric culture wars in people who really don't care about your degenerate nation who ruins other nations by forcing others to join NATO or threatens to bomb them. Even Canadians are riotiing against mutt imperialism
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need a serbian bf to bomb to death
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>>79552983
But you are implying that white boys are BUILT FOR BBC and that all sissy white boys worship BIG BLACK BVLLS and that anyone who doesn't worship BBC is an angry half breed nigger muttoid with vantablack nigger skin and I'm saying that whites can dislike other races and choose not to worship the BBC with their sissy white boy clittys if they choose to and that not worshipping niggers isn't restricted to brown muttoid american golems because there are plenty of europeans that hate niggers and hate other races and it just makes you come off as obsessed with amerimutts and forcing your obsession into conversations where it isn't relevant at all
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>>79553018
ja sam srbin pederu glupi
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>>79553062
And there is nothing wrong about that
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meow is built for bbc
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>>79544896
Well I've had a day anon, so I just got on the computer. Airplane is the comedy movie right? It's on my watchlist alongside 177 other movies, so yea I wanna watch it. Sorry that it took a while to reply, I've been doing stuff all day.
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>>79553102
That's alright, I'm glad you replied even so. I'm going to do some cleaning today, do you want to watch after?
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meow is the bbc
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>>79546436
Detta var in fact inte ruotsi, jag ar ruotsi och det var inte jag. Vi pratade lite om hur din ogonoperation forut men du sade inte varfor, endast att du var ond eller nagot sant, kommer inte ihag exakt.
Bara sa att du vet, om jag inte postar kieran eller med file tilagget sa ar det antagligen inte jag.
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Which East Asians tops are the most sought after by gays?
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>>79553093
Being a european and blaming amerimutts for being obsessed with race and making fun of them for being half breeds then posting about how you worship niggers and want europeans to have sex with niggers does not make you better than them it just makes you a retarded BBC obsessed schizophrenic mudshark
>>79553096
Meow will never ever have sex with a nigger and he will never get to see europeans mass gang raped and impregnated by 100% pure blooded african niggers like he wants he will constantly be deprived of his BBC fetish for his entire life and never get his way
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>>79553187
Meow has a black bf
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I remember overhearing two young Finnish tourists loudly talking in English about interracial sex, and acting drunkenly. It was kinda surreal and disheartening
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>>79553169
>asian
>tops
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>>79553119
Hmm today is too soon I need to plan it in my brain better, how about tomorrow? Also why with me? We don't really know each other so I don't see the point.
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Wait this means there is a second Swedish anon in these threads, or at least there was.
Other Swedish anon if you're reading this wanna get married or something
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what a bountiful harvest ive found.
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>>79553374
Because you're looking for a friend and I'm looking for a friend too. it's a good match. let's do it tomorrow then, tell me when ok.
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>>79553438
How do you want to do it then? Also what timezone are you in btw
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>>79553454
Its 1 pm for me right now. we can watch it however you are able. i prefer syncplay.
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>>79553503
Oh so you're american, I live in europe so it might be hard for us to be able to sync our schedules, we'll have to see so let's discuss it tomorrow.
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do all swedes like muslim cock?
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>>79553535
ok, i'll wait for you.
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No ldr anons be like: hey you live next to me let's get married even though I don't know a thing about you
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>>79553169
japanese definitely
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>picrel
Me on the right
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went to the store and got McDonalds on the way home. first time I've had it in almost a month actually.
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and the motherfucker made my order wrong. They gave me a single qtr lber instead of a double.
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>>79553610
Alright, tomorrow does tomorrow afternoon work for you? Also I've never used syncplay before so I might be a bit cumbersome, we'll see.
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>>79553715
Sure tomorrow afternoon is good. btw for syncplay you need to download the movie so if youre against that then we have to do something else.
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>>79553859
Nah I don't mind that, I'll download it right now. We don't need to download the same torrent file do we, or? As I said I really don't know how this stuff works.
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>>79553874
yes it has to be the same file. i can tell you the one i have or you could tell me the one you want.
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>>79553901
Yea just send me the torrent you're using and I'll download the same.
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>>79553915
i got it here
https://www.1377x.to/torrent/4235636/Airplane-1980-BluRay-1080p-YTS-YIFY/
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>tfw no bf to be my secret santa
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>tfw no bf to extract resources and love from
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>tfw no bf to clean the popcorn leftovers between my teeth
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>>79553980
Getting it now, downloading pretty quickly. Also what other movies do you like? As I said I have 178 movies on my watchlist including airplane (also isn't there a similar movie with the same actor and the same type of humour, or is that a series?) so I have a wide array of different genres and time periods.
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>>79554038
i'm not sure really. I havent been much a movie watcher recently, so maybe you can choose the next one.
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to dance is to dance back and forth, to yield when one must but to know not to completely overpower his counterpart, only then can the two go on dancing in harmony, and so then, he who runs at the face of pain is just as foolish as he who poisons himself with his own power
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>>79554100
Alright yeah that sounds good, any particular genre you're interested in? As I said I'm into most.
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Now I'm sleepy but I need to marinate the chicken... or do it tomorrow and go out for dinner tonight.
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>>79554120
I like anything as long as it's not historical fiction.
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>>79554139
Alright, got it moviefriend. Talk to you more about it tomorrow.
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>>79554169
Ok I will wait for that
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>tfw no bf to watch the historical fiction movies with so I can point out the inaccuracies like I used to do with mom.
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>>79554108
You're so whimsical
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>>79553062
I'm sorry bro, but Americans will never be white.
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>>79553619
I'd honestly rather shoot myself than go through another ldr
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I love not being a small dicked muslim bishit loser
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I sold a board game on a local craigslist equivalent and the buyer (a young man) asked about the separator for the components and started rambling about the board games he likes to play and asked if I'd like to play with him and said that he'll send me a message about it since he paid with a thing based on phone num. and I was too autistic to not say sure

Wasn't straight unpleasant but feels kinda weird to be so pushy when we just met 2 mins ago
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>>79554357
A guy I met in a store asked for my steam once, I don't even remember how it came up.
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and that guy's name? Gabe Newell.
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>>79554397
gay ben at valve software dot com
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>tfw no bf to watch historical films together so I can hate on the entire idea of dramatizing actual historical events for entertainment value
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>tfw no bf to show off my hammered copper mug collection to
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>tfw no bf who would materialize in my room only when I need him
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>>79554493
I wish that could be me
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>>79554498
Why anon why? Don't you think it would be better to never separate from your bf?
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>>79554510
It would be better if I only existed whenever he wanted me to.
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>>79554478
Very based. Copper is the best metal.
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I was thinking what game I was in the mood to play and completely forgot I could always pick up Kirby dream buffet. Will play few rounds I guess
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*bends your weak metal cup*
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It is not the cup that bends, it is only yourself. On my bed. Tied up.
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Today I bought a pencil sharpener shaped like a dinosaur just thought everyone might wanna know now.
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>>79554904
pomf =3
What are we gonna do on the bed?
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>>79554904
how is he going to bend while he's tied up you fucktard
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Meow where bf to tie me up
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>>79554943
which dinosaur?
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need to tie up and suspend meow and milk him
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>>79555217
New thread is made go
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>tfw no kindhearted rapis bf
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>guy wants to hang out get to know me within a few minutes of meeting me irl
>waa i'm so lonely and ugly and no one wants to be with me
it has once again come to my attention that i am the only real gaycel in this thread everyone else is a normiegroid chad that would never date me because i'm actually ugly and would never get approached irl.



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