Boredom editionQott: would you rather date a boy who is younger, older or same age as you?Previous: >>79541182
>>79555217>would you ratherI'd rather date someone the same age or slightly older than me. With every year older I get, the more absolutely retarded younger people are to me.
>>79555217Same age or younger/older by about 2-3 years max. Anything other then that and I find they are too competitive over retarded shit.
>>79555193This is the exact model I think, I found it on the google images.
Need gaycel dom top bf to make me into his shut in normie husband
>>79555281Exactly the same thoughts as I have wtf
>>79555305That's very cute awww
>>79555319Oh really hahaha...How old are you?
My boyfriend told he wanted to try school roleplay in bed, so I put razorblades in my ass and sharpened his dick like a pencil
>>79555305extremely inaccurate anatomy
>tfw no bf to watch family guy funny moments #243 with
>>79555211Boys cant lactate stooped
>>79555377well that's weird, i though the let milkies flow when you tug on their udders
>>79555404Well I don't meow
>>79555248>guy wants to hang out get to know me within a few minutes of meeting me irlI'm sorry nigga what else is someone supposed to wath "within a few minutes of meeting you irl"? no fucking SHIT he wants to get to know you and hang out, almost as if he DOESN'T know you, damnyou retarded spastics are so fucking dense, you think someone WANTING TO GET TO KNOW YOU is like this over the top act of interest or something, holy fuck
>>79555459do you bark
>>79555347I'm too old >>79555368Painfully unfunny show but luckily ai saved it>tfw no bf to watch ai family guy withUhm ackshually
>>79555377Those that use their penis can but of course you don't know anything about that
>tfw no quadriplegic fleshlight bf with detachable robo limbs
>>79555490>ai family guyI like it when they prompt it to just make them all scream
>tfw he is so used to everyone wanting to get to know him it doesn't even register as showing interest anymoremeowCHAD wins again?
>>79555526not meowalso if you're boring to the point people don't even take an interest in getting to know you then gg brother kys legit unironically it's over
>>79555521Somehow still makes more sense than the actual show lmao
>>79555217Second age gap themed thread in a row les go!I would never date younger I feel like losing my virginity to someone younger than me would be humiliating but also I've just always gotten along better with people older than me anyway. So my age at the youngest but ideally between five and ten years older!
>came on camera for e-bfwe're gonna make it brahs
>>79555326Yes! That's why I bought it, so cute! There was even a pencil stand dino but I didn't get it, don't wanna spend too much money at once.>>79555356Wow I didn't know we had a dinosaur expert here, will you please share your wisdom?
>tfw a boy keeps saying he wants to introduce me to to his familyI think we're all gonna make it
>>79555465Yeah sure that's not a problem if it's a social situation and it's mutual, a craigslist item payment is not one of those situations to me at least. You know?>>79555470No I whine and moan and squeal
>>79555691you just seem insecure in how you judge someone else's interest
>>79555377i can't tell if you're being oblivious to be innocent and cute but yeah i don't think he was talking about getting milk from his man ta tas. as an aside men can lactate in very rare circumstances if you go from actually starving (not just a calorie deficit which some anons call starving) to eating normal amounts of food again your body doesn't remember how to process all of that food right away and will push it out using whatever means available so making milk from ta tas is on the table when your body is desperate to dump nutrients i read about it happening after the world wars to some men.
If I was a billionaire I would buy all the land around yellowstone and prevent anyone from going in.
Reminder dirty little spic found success when he put minimal effort into doing anything proving once again he was just a whiny zoomer trash whore with no real issues just like anyone else here
>>79555786>incels find out the definition of self imposed isolation
>>79555786I'm here and I have a real issue and my issue is that I'm not chad so I will never ever have sex
>>79555539it has nothing to do with being boring when you're not chad. you just don't realize that being approached randomly is abnormal for ugly people who are more used to people avoiding them because you are chad (this applies more to the guy who got an offer to game with someone in a store randomly i know the craiglist guy at least had a reason to talk to that anon). unironically go have sex with one of your many bfs and leave us real gaycels in peace in our last refuge you normienigger cunt.
>>79555786you define success as having a failed e-relationship with a small dicked muslim?
>>79555614>losing my virginity to someone younger than me would be humiliating I can relate to this
>>79555868being approached randomly is not the same as what we were discussing, the idea that someone takes an interest in you through minimal interactions and wanting to get to know youstill the nature of the interaction can very well be shallow, just because you yourself are an interesting person that can incite interest from others, it doesn't necessarily mean the other person is someone that's interesting in themselves, and so even at that point you might feel disappointed after taking the time to get to know them
>>79555921but the conversation started because you chads were talking about guys being interested in you for no reason first a craigslist buyer from one chad and second chad anon an offer to play a steam game in a store from a random guy. it was literally my post from the previous thread that got quoted. but it seems you don't even have to be literate to get guys interested in you if you are chad.
>>79555704Nah I just feel like my boundaries have been crossed if only slightly and that makes me anxious >>79555526That's not the problem here I just think "oh hey I got your number since I paid with venmo I'll message you" to someone you just met is a bit pushy
>>79555997take the time to make yourself an interesting person, make sure it shines in your appearance as well, then come back here so we can discuss how shallow *other* people are even though you can generate interest in them
>>79556030>make sure it shines in your appearance as wellbut that's the problem it never will because i am not chad. that shallow people are attracted to chad is a given but even a non-shallow person maybe interested in getting to know chad because he is chad it may be the case that a not shallow person stops talking to chad if they aren't compatible but chad doesn't care because he has a lot of other options whereas guys like me have 0 options because we are not chad :'(
>>79555352i think a sharpened dick would hurt goin in especially if he's fugging really hawd. do you regret doing that?>tfw wanted to school roleplay with bf and he just gave me extra homework and locked me in the closet :(
>>79556095the self is created through relentless effort and unwavering discipline, and both the self and it's growth is only maintained through the denial of indulgence, and it's more isolating than not lest you wish to get consumed by your own success
Where bf who calls me a cow and abuses my nipples until I cum
>>79556188I'm still not going to rape you btw
doin tricks on my bf
>>79556188dubs of prophecy i think it will haplen i believe in you anon!
>>79556236Cool did I ask demeow>>79556256Yay hopefully it's a nice man getting molested feels bad
>>79556188you're such a bigg cow boy tiddie milk material mooooo. all your bellies, nipples and penis are belongs to us
>>79556317I'm not that manly sorry
Meow be like: where is my moral and upstanding husband with a soft heart who wouldn't hurt a fly to brutally rape and torture me before chopping my head off
>>79556276yes, your fbf is a very nice man that will abuse you lovingly for many years until you no longer please him then he will slaughter you sweetly and put you on the grill like all good cows eventually are ;p
>>79556340But you are that fat *heh*
>>79556363This but unironically you see killing me painfully is the most moral thing a person can do if you think about it since I am so mean and EVIL >>79556365Yaaaaay yay so cute I feel all fluttery>>79556370Pretty much meow
>>79556340We'll fix it, you're gonna be proper cowboy under the influence
>>79556387this is a real thing meow or just someone shitposting?
>>79556398Under the influence of what you ain't gonna change my bone structure pal nor do I want to be manly I'm happy as is
>>79556407Oh yes it is very much a thing. A very common finnish pasttime for people old and young
>>79556410But I need huge broad meow chest to sleep on.
convince me not to become trans. i'm seeing succesful trans mtfs fool straight guys and date them. its ruining my self esteem
>straight guysyeah they are straight guys because they'll choose a real girl in the end but sure...
>>79556431Like I said my bone structure ain't gonna change I might be fat but I am small and will always be>>79556435You gotta live with yourself 24/7 so making yourself uncomfortable in your own skin for the sake of fishing acceptance will only make you more miserable forever
>>79556435Anon, don't. The ones who are successful are either extremely rich, lucky genetics, and/or use lots of filters on social media. Those straight guys will dump you for a real woman as soon as possible, if they even find you attractive. Most will react to you in disgust, not wanting to be around you, the chasers only go after the attractive ones. The ones I know who trooned out usually become miserable and settle for dating each other. It's not worth it at all
just be an HRT femboy and use it to stay cute longer.
>>79556478Fine, I'll take you as it is, sounds good either way. Milk.
>>79556558Meow *kills u*
>>79556565You can't even reach that high, sit down
>>79556435just trap lol...why nip when you can tuck? if you dont have the balls to trap without some retarded hrt crutch then it wasnt going to work anyway, sorry.
>>79556181i know this is hard to understand as a chad but i can never have sex, i can never get a bf, i will die destitute and alone on the streets when i get kicked out of my apartment because i am not chad. all i ask is that normieniggers who actually have a chance to do these things not come here and post about how great it is to be chad in the one place where us non-chads can congregate without fear because i already know that chad will always be superior to me because i am not chad.
>>79556693Okay I am sitting down and eating my yoghurt what now
"Grrglmrgl tokamak, brighter far than fish-eye black:this in future far I see,"gurgled murloc breathily,who was wise as now know we,but back then quite far gone seemed. Untethered from his need for water,murloc might make terrible slaughter,but he yet not lay young in vases,instead of stream, where many's wasted.
>>79556737Finish your fucking youghurt and let me nap on you, it's past 1AM already meow
>>79556774Meow true I'm about to go to sleep but you ain't napping on me boy
It's really frustrating when you keep losing at a game, 50/50 between giving up and going to do other things or playing until I beat
>>79556787Yeah I mean enjoy it while you can, I might change someday.
>>79556808What you losing at kiddo I wanna laught atye
>tfw you beat a boy at a game but instead of getting frustrated he just starts wanting sex instead
If you beat me in a game I'll just make excuses and get upset, try to hide it and fail. I can't handle losing so that's why I'd never play a game with a bf.
>>79556842but my bussy was the prize for winning??? i don't see the problemm?
I wonder where that rascal fighter went,with whom so recently I dueled in words. Perhaps his gasping breath too soon was spent,or else he has it, and just lacks the nerve. O was I born upon a misformed moon,do I belch forth some horrid smoky stench,that I can find but none to join my tune?Is' it vilenesse, which I presume is strength,that keeps both peer and foe away from mee?And it seems, too, the more I go at lengththe more my foes & friends both seem to flee.Perhaps the ticket's simple creme de menthe. Il n'y dans le prince, tujours, mon frere,et souris c'est moi, non parlez-vous Francois.
and the frenchglish mixed in there to hint at some non-existent sophistication (and the horrid creation that is mixing two languages within the same piece of text so you might just seem a little artsier), mon dieu, quelle bonne creation!
and then, peep this morty, he turns to me, face dead serious, fucking says "tujours" morty, TUJOURS, and expects me to treat him seriously!
>>79556931>>79556950i cant speak french at all and that was the joke...
>>79556842I mean I do get horny when I get frustrated at game but I just play single players>>79556821It doesn't matter. Nothing matters anymore.
also, its called macaronic verse, fatuus.
>>79556971Dodging the question huh *makes a tally mark in my huge whiteboard labeled 'steely was cringe' and nodding to myself*
>>79556963c-est moi and francois does at least rhyme a bit, you get an A- for the effort
Why do bottoms get horny when they lose at games?
>>79556994another part of the joke is that french people dont rhyme. but youre not writing in verse in the least, so why are you talking to me?
>>79557007I necessarily don't but losing to a bigger stronger more dominant man irl would probably bw arousing because it's submissive
>>79557008it interests me not playing your boring games of potteric self suckery, mon non-cheri
>>79557026All wondrerh at the power of a skald.Poor prose-pissers soon are gutterballed.
>>79556991I'm not cringe! I am NOT cringe! I was playing panzer paladin if you have to know but this happens more or less often enough that the game I'm playing doesn't matter much I think.
>>79557041Three more tallies
>>79557080I'm never going to be a cool epic gamer and surpass my peers :(
>>79557105You'll always be a epic gamer to me champNini steely
These are frowning Hector's strains,by which they barged Illyrian gates. I think you have a one-trick brain,if you can't speak in ancient ways.
>>79557136Sleep well hinuri meow
>>79557136>You'll always be a epic gamer to me champForgot to say that's very sweet TwT
looks like all my parts are coming on Tuesday, I thought the case would arrive Wednesday but the estimate is showing Tuesday now. I've already moved all my ssd steam games over my 3tb hdd that I will be moving over to my new system.
>>79555217For me, the lower limit is 26
well there goes this 24 year old's dreams of being blacked by crona. at least he let me down easy i guess.
trans woman: my liver is blacked by hormones
jonah: my lungs are blacked by cigarettes
my ass is blacked by a hung nigger exchange student
i'm about to go into a rage tonight/ i want to out all of the DL men to their wives. i want to trick them into sending their faces. i want to out them in this homophobic shithole i live in and ruin their lives
are you BLACKED if you top a black guy or only if you bottom?
>>79557557Based. Do it, anon. Ruin them.
Is crona BLACKED if he gets railed by BWC sissy trans white boys on the daily?
someone got pumped and dumped by a faceless grindr profile and is mad...
Would you date a 32 year old man?
>>79557599Don't be mad its ok. You're still deserving of love.
>>79557612Only if he is a twink
I'm such a crybaby quitter hoooooly. I'm glad I didn't give up (or rather just picked another stage) I easily cleared 4 other stages. Idk if the one giving me issues was because of the boss or the break I took actually helped. It's good to take breaks when frustrated, the opposite of my first instinct however
>>79557561i think it's only for bottoming, if you top there's another term i've seen on /hm/ i just can't remember it i feel like it's something like creamed like you're putting the cream on top of the dessert but it's not just creamed because that usually just means cumming. on /lit/ it's called buck breaking
>>79557612yest.24
Would you date a 40 year old pic rel?
>>79557612gawd yessss! (also 24 maybe he'd like having a matching set?)
>>79557665one word: toupee
>>79557612i only date twinks at least spoil that image too. he's masculine and gross.
>>79557747go back mudslime bislug
>>79556904there is just one more stanza on another stinking bonanza or should that be borrasca?my dignity is forfeit when i have a thought and put forth it.as the boat must swaybefore i can wash away from every fish hooked bet,posts utmost kimoi i beget.i am by all seven lucky gods scorned though my actions were from love born. left with no boy who'd wager on a smelly ocean stranger.but i'll look on the side that's bright and get over this borrascaso i'll pray because yes, a chance might still laywith a luddite in alaska.
>>79557757mudslime biKING here, such shallow preferences would only come from your own kind
>mudslime biKING
you guys ever notice how shitty the thread gets on the weekend
>biKINGOxymoron. Kill yourself, there are many virgin girls waiting for you on the other side.
many of them waiting for me on this side too, which I'll proudly claim to the fullest extent of my lifetime
>>79557855i mean it gets slower mr. dubs but otherwise it's not that much worse than usual, what's so bad about it?
>>79557884theres more shitty bait tier posting that isn't obviously just one guy doing his bit but multiple people engaging it and unironically agreeing
>>79557949ah yes the 12-24 posts per thread quite literally worshipping my identity and the woe-is-me when I take 2 to 20 minutes responding to my fellow worshippers
>>79557962so i'm just a play for you? you're just using us for your entertainment and engagement? i though we had a connection
>>79557974these faggots are bringing me up unsolicited and what's funnier is they're now accusing random anons of being me when I'm too busy to even post here, don't blame me when I claim my righteous title of being a diety of r9gay, my name and my fame precedes me at this point even when I'm not around
>>79557855It's always shit when PXLschizo is doing his schizobabble amateur poetry or when brown bishit muslim is posting
>>79557962the fact you immediately assumed you were the problem is quite telling
>>79557990ah yes that one single dense faggot that starts sobbing and throbbing the immediate moment I respond to anyone, clearly distressed about something else totally, and definitely not delusional in blaming the entire situation on me, right, my bad
>>79558004>>79558004you are unwell dude, it genuinely wasn't about the muslim shit I just woke up and read the whole thread
>>79557981you didn't answer the main question
>>79558021yes I post on r9gay to spend my excess free time out of boredom and being momentarily too tired to go do something productive or socialize
>be bishit alleged sex haver in a gay robot general>cries about not being acceptedI know you're deeply insecure about your appeal but no chad would ever try to pick up a clinically insane brown midget whore that eats trash pizza and stares at random men in public like a creep. Just fuck off already if your life is so good. No one will miss you Abdulla
>>79558032bro what are you on about genuinely
seething so hard you can't even keep track of the proper timeline, I didn't "approach 3ds" or "tried to pick him up", I just saw someone posting in the thread asking people if they wanted to play SAR and apex legends, that's how we met, and even then it was his idea that we start dating
>be bishit>cries about not being acceptedas it should be. mandatory round of lake city quiet pills for any biscum
yeah I'm crying so hard about not being accepted rn man, let me go tell one of my boys about how sad it makes me
Gay porn lied to me
>>79558052Proving my point. No normalnigger would play games with a random stranger on 4chan he just met. Are you that lonely? Allegedly, apparently yeah. And doesn't matter who asked who out you said yes didn't you? He posted your cringy messages here and you were acting like a literal cuck lol>durrr these gay boys are seething so hard when a women/tranny/bishit shows upOk and? I know you can't read but it's not a thread for you. Of course anons will let you know you're not welcome when you don't even have the grace to not bring up your shit publicly Mohammed
>>79558068>>79558058>>79558052>>79558095Can you guys not argue it makes me sad. If you have to let out your anger you can yell at me instead, just please don't be mean to each other.
>>79558095yeah a """random stranger on 4chan I just met""" god, what a risky move right? gosh what if, what if he, what if he doxxes me?? gosh, a RANDOM STRANGER I JUST met on 4CHAN, yeesh, just the sheer thought of that made me weak in the knees just from how scary that thought isyou paranoid schizoid delusional seething retard, it's just some random dude on the internet asking for a duo
What is it like to have accepting parents?
what's it like to be loved?
what is love, anon?
you tell me, i'm madly, hungrily in love with you
If one was not insecure he wouldn't spend much time desperately trying to convince others they are wrong about him. He wouldn't care about their opinion in the first place.If one was didn't care he would ignore it, not reply letting us all know how little he cares.These simple facts elude some of us
>>79558152If one could speak english better he could better replicate my speech too, alas, complete social ineptitude and being a sour grape faggot has ruined your mind it seems. Keep talking about me 24/7 please, I'll go back to my busywork now but it sure does tingle my senses knowing some faggots out there are constantly thinking about me and my "insecurities" and my "small brown muhammad penis"
>>79558104I won't indulge your fetish and I will continue to be mean to everyone who posts in a thread they don't belong in or acts unhinged >>79558113I was making a point about how only a loser would accept it (because actual normalfags would have friends to play with). It's a sign of a desperation, just like accepting a bf request from someone you met 2 days ago lolWhat's funny is he could probably partially dox you if he wanted. Didn't you send him your face and he probably knows where you live and maybe even your name. So uhhh get owned I guess lol
>>79558152You don't understand the bishit psychology. It might be that, but it's also a way for his Peter Pan syndrome sexuality to play out, desperately seeking anyone to fill the void of his immature, browned heart and his piggy groin.
>>79558175he hasn't really seen my face out of his own choice, doesn't know where I live and not like you could do jackshit with my name anyways>only a loser would accept playing a video game with a guy on the internet asking for friends to play with, it's a sign of desperation, just like accepting a bf requestThese are projections of your own insecurities, that is how you see the world, not how I act. You think decency or expressed interest is a supposed "sign of desperation" or a weakness or something, have sex please.
>>79558121I have no idea anon>>79558146Why do you fags da this things so casually?
stop making children cut themselves for you
i wouldn't mind arab bf, but he has to be gay and uncut
hello. its me and my unrealistic expectations.
>>79558191I thought you went to do more fulfilling things? xD>he hasn't really seen my face out of his own choiceWhat tf do you even mean lolHe ether did or didn't, reason is irrelevant to what I said. Try to follow the discussion here, I'm making very simple points>These are projections of your own insecuritiesYeah yeah I know it bothers you when anyone notices your clear insecurities but if you want to insult me, please make sure it applies and don't make this a childish "no u!!!!" >You think decency or expressed interest is a supposed "sign of desperation" And loneliness yes. It's self evident actually. If you had a fulfilling life you wouldn't need to game with a loser you just met (how did that workout btw) who could be a psycho for all you know. People who have choice and aren't desperate pick who they want to spend their time with, not say yes to first person that asks. Is that how you had so much sex allegedly apparently? Just say yes my nigga hahahahahaha no standards
>>79558211he deleted his post coward groomer lmfao
Good evening exercises buddy, i just did my jumping jacks! pretty fun! how'd they go for you?
>>79557768They know it's good, and call me amateur.If I were dumb, they'd call me cute again.Such things, and worse, a man must long endureif he would build a fortress with his pains,there to abide, come wind or falling hell,come withering and searing heatless rain;of arms and man I would fain sing & tell,of they who wove great links in hist'ry's chain, be I a drum, or dented tinkling bell --I'll make what sound I may, all night & day,in service of some king or Christabel;,an amateur, indeed: 'til one will payme well, I will as free as donkey bray.
neeger deek owo
>>79558292Your post made me get out of bed to do them but I got back into bed after. Honestly was a little more effort than I thought it would be since I haven't done jumping jacks in like years probably but it wasn't too bad at all
>>79557992Bottoms rejoice
how the fuck do people get bfs i hate my stupid ass life
you need to be attractive or very likable then run at men you see on the street with flowers in your hands
Uhh eating that leftover steak from Thursday for dinner was a bad idea. My stomach really fucking hurts like hell.
>>79558489Lolcowmaxx. Every lolcow in this thread gets bf offers on the daily. Even repulsive people like Chris Chan had sex. Literally have sex incel
>>79558544it has nothing to do with sex i just want affection from someone
>>79558564Become an alcoholic boglim like kingcobrajfs, you'll get a gf and a bunch of money.
Anyone else notice that cum doesn't taste bad until you swallow it? I wonder why.
>>79558578I don't know what that means but I don't want a gf
>>79558597Like what I mean is if you hold cum in your mouth it doesn't taste bad, sometimes it tastes pretty good even. Kind of sweet and creamy. But when you swallow, suddenly you start tasting bitterness. Why?
What if I fucked a mtf in hs, can I still post here? He was a slut and would bang just about anyone so I kinda used him to lose my virginity.
you're not gay or a virgin idk man youre asking a big favor
>>79558661I still fucked a male in the ass, he just called himself a girl.
>tfw no bf who looks like woodiebonus points if he's also canadian
I haven't seen PS4 in a while. Does the bi muslim still think about him?
>>79558564present yourself as a pathetic loser puppy dog that's depressed and is going to """kill himself""", some nice guy will run to drown you in affection
>>79558642Did you had other men/women?
>>79558875this doesn't work unless you're pretty or charming otherwise trust me
>spent 45 minutes today just slamming my asshole with a horse cock, knotting, trying to cum without touching it>couldn'tIs there a trick to this
yeah you need to take a hot bath with a toaster before hand to get nice and relaxed
>>79558893no, he's the only one I've fucked. I'm just 19 though.
>>79558935>19get the fuck off this site and live your life before it's too late retard baby
>>79558875I'm not personable enough to do woman stuff like that and pull it off even if that is more or less how I am
>tfw no bf to pull on my legs when i hang myself
>>79559150That is kind of romantic
>>79558934i did this and all i got was a wet toaster
>>79559364let me come over and help babe
>tfw no bf to watch youtube and twitch for 16 hours a day with
>twitchfor what purpose
>>79559703I hate video games, I would rather watch someone else play.
ok let's watch youtube and then you can watch me play games
>>79559775What kind of games do you play? No weeb stuff I hope.
>>79559789I mostly play rpgs or card games, most battle royales are also pretty fun for multiplayer and I can play dota if I feel like relapsing on it
>tfw no bf to lay in bed with and watch family guy with all day while we spoon
praying this family guy anon finds his family guy soulmate
only if it's old family guy with the bumbling dad who means well peter and not the modern sociopath peter.
I don't really like the newer family guy. I like the older seasons.
I'm a grown ass man but I feel like a cute little faggot
>>79560122>I'm a grown ass man but I feel like a cute little faggotI relate to this way too much way too many times a day and congrats on the dubs a lot of posts are getting them today!
>>79559999whoa that's a lot of 9s!!!!
>>79518473hey mu-kun! knowing that you like the mu prefix we could go with mu-kun and akumu that's just one letter off from akuma meaning demon! i just found out that i was thinking of taro as another word for boy as in momotaro the peach boy but taro actually means big/great and is used for fat, but in names it usually means oldest son like how big brother and older brother mean the same in english, still i'm not sure how you feel about the fat connotations ;) i could be akumutaro on the other hand cause i don't mind or even this other suffix i just found out about akuma-kozo kozo means brat! as in the yokai tofu-kozo even though it's usually translated as just tofu boy! nightmare-kun and dream-kun are cute too if we can make the names matching that would be great! i also agree that "my little nightmare" would be a cute thing to call a bf! but of course that's just as an aside i understand ;p i guess uri must mean yarn but it seems to be another depends one the kanji thing because if i look up uri i can only find it meaning melon and i think melon kirby is pretty funny! he is kinda shaped like one :D! we can keep thinking about nicknames till we find the perfect ones what matters is that we recognize when we're being talked to so as long as that's clear they're all good! i'd love to talk to you about buddhism sometime i like studying it off and on partly because of anime and partly because i think it's genuinely a good practice for feeling better and being happier in this life as opposed to so many religions that are focused on the after life and cosmic matters. thanks again for such a long post! it was nice to read! that's not to say that you have to make long posts just that the effort wasn't wasted! i have another one prewritten since this one might already be over the word limit!
>it's kinda amazing to see such an old ancestoryeah i didn't get to talk to her much before she died because there was family drama behind the scenes that i didn't know about until after she passed and so she moved around living with different family members a lot at the end (it was just after covid ended i think) i haven't asked but i think my family doesn't do funerals? not a lot of people have died but the few that have i at least never went to a funeral or heard any mention of one and i know for fact that at least for my other grandpa (he died just before the pandemic january of 2020) we would be the only ones having one if there was one since my mom and uncle were the ones taking care of him.
>i could if i tried. does that work for you? or do they just get erased forever?i think not forevor because sometimes i'll not be thinking of them when i get up but suddenly remember them throughout the day i remembered last nights around the time you were going to bed actually
i was in a museum exhibit of some kind and walking amongst the displays the only display i remember is there was a maze of old looking pipes affixed to a board. i was thinking whether this was a serious history exhibit or if it was some cash grab thing that would end in a gift shop. then an older woman interrupted me and called me over to the front and i thought maybe they had forgot to check my ticket/or i hadn't buyed one, wasn't sure if the exhibit was free or not. she handed me this paper thing kinda the size of those place mats cheaper restraunts use for advertising maybe a little bigger and it had a lot of pink on it. she was telling me something and i cut her off accusing her of trying to sell me a timeshare or something before ripping the paper in half and putting it in the trash (i'm not like this in real life i swear!), she looked pretty upset about me doing that. i pulled it out of trash sheepishly since i didn't actually know what it was or if it was important and also grabbed another one off the pile on a table or chair in case i couldn't read mine anymore. then i was walking up the stairs and there was this apartment type complex with rooms it kinda went between being nicely furnished and being more run down. the rooms were inhabited by strange looking people/creatures one looked like slimer from ghost busters. one of the creatures was mischievous i think it was vaugly person shaped but missing a lot of parts it's eyeballs were floating and it had blue sneakers that i think were also only dubiously attached and it tried to do something to me but i trapped it in its room. maybe if i had tried to remember earlier i would have more details but those are the ones that came to mind i have a better chance of remembering if i try to remember as many details as i can when i wake up especially if i write them down then.
i'm sorry something is wrong woth 4chan i think, some kinda glitch or cyber attack i think! :o i don't know why it's making me separate this so much but this the last one!i know you're probably awake by now but if you did decide to sleep in i'll give you that same metaphorical tuck in and also blow some fairy dust to make the last dream extra special! you really are fun to talk to! :D
>pirated adobe >tried making a lego figure design but was defeated by trying to not knowing how to make a lineLul xD
>tfw no bf to watch The Lord of the Rings extended edition trilogy with
I'll Bilbo your Baggins if you know what I mean
I'll be your Dildo if you be my Faggins
my penis is below average it's time to kms
>>79560844my penis is above average so I guess that puts you below me
little pps are cute though (yes on tops too)
>>79560853but i want to be above (you)
I put my stuffies in the washing machine today. They're clean now, even covered a rip up in one of them after googling a youtube tutorial and borrowing my mother's sewing kit.Would you date a boy with stuffed animals?
I would cum on all your plushies so you have to wash them again
Muzzies raping french bottoms
what if he honhons on my baguette though?
>>79561100it depends on which ones he has
>>79561302I have foxy and freddy from that one game
>>79561452what a zoomer I'm definitely going to pick him up and do the stupid meme laugh though
I would love to date a fellow stuffies enjoyer. We can cuddle and admire ur fav stuffies :3
I'll stuff you, if you know what I mean
>>79561501What are your favorite stuffies? >>79561492That's my son you're talking to.
I'm just a family guy boy living in a Simpsons world
>>79561553I'm a card game guy living in a 9-5 job world
Worst active posters list:1. Muslim bishit2. Chad3. Apostle4. Crona5. Story6. PXLschizo 7. That one faggot arguing about whiteness all the time8. >can I post here if I'm not a gay robot anons9. Everyone who responds to bait and straggot posting10. Family guy autist
you forgot (you)rself
>>79561800Where do I rank?
Deciding between bulking more or cutting and getting lean again. A guy saw my pic and flirtatiously said I looked "big and strong", which just encouraged me.
>>79561800I been here for like 2 months and still havent made the list bros
>>79556407damn i didnt know i was from Finland. drinking in your undies is peak
>>79561969Why not just post your stream wishlist instead of giving out your address and shit? I'd rather buy someone a game then go through all that dumb Amazon shit
>you forgot (you)rselfYou forgot I fucked your mom Ha!
>>79561982All the games I want to play are expensive. Will you buy me rust its like 40$ lolalso sry for posting i was just checking how to hyperlink messages across threads
>>79562046You jus copy the post number!!!! If it's the same board, why are you so uneducated. No games for you
>>79562059I know how to do it in the same board. I wanted to link a message from a archived thread didn't know and there is no information about it on internet so thought i will just test it out
>>79559598>chris-chan gets laid because he is dark triad CHAD
>>79542308I just know this is one of (you) faggots (not)
I despise gift threads because of the greedy pestilent worms that crawl out of the woodwork. I gifted a lot before but the miasma is too much. Maybe I'll ask for boyfeet and vocaroos in return, seems like a fair deal.
>>79545467Footbros noooooo
>>79562134That's just prostitution but you go off king, I don't see a problem with it
>>79561800Dont bully the family guy autist hes cute
>>79561553Pokemon plsuhes and bears. Was taking a lil napwith Pikachu~ You?
Meow I feel like puking I think I'm the nerveous for the surgeyry even though I don't feel so emotional ly
>>79562263if it goes well maybe you'll die meow :3 I hope you don't though <3
>>79562263*sealing off your evil essence and trapping it into your eye, which will get extracted in due time*Fear not little meow, it will be daijoubu.
>vomit half a paragraph of abuse and insults targeted at a guy expressing my disinterest and disgust in him>delusionally twists the context in his head and thinks the negative attention means "I want him"holy fuck man, imagine being such a faggot abused by your daddy so bad that pure seething hatred makes you think you're wanted
>>79557593>BWC sissy trans white boys on the dailyI prefer a large, muscular man or femme twink (not an actual femboy). Either way, he needs to be at least 6 and a half inches; I like being gagged
>Guy says he's interested in meyikes um he's actually umm, it's just sex drive and desperation he's also optionless and predatory>Guy says he's lost interest in meyikes um he's actually umm, he's withdrawing his interest to bait me to reach out yeah, or maybe um he's actually uh, he loves me but has trust issues or umm, no actually he um his love and care was conditional on reciprocity and that's EVIL so not worth my time>Guy moves on and gets in a new relationshipyeah he's obviously doing that just to make me jealous lol, I'd have him if I wanted anyways haha he's actually mine lol>Guy takes the time to verbally abuse me for up to an entire hour for the sake of trying to disperse my delusionshaha lol omgomg he cares soooo much about me hahaa he's out here like umm like he's abusing me lolll if he really didn't want me he would've walked away loll>Guy gives up trying to reason completely and walks awaygood, see? he was obviously predatory, umm yikes, I just dodged a bullet there lol, clearly if he was worth my time he would've stuck around, if he can walk out that easy he's not worth me anywayssee the consistent element here? A complete denial of self accountability/effort and a reinterpretation of face value expressions to either dismiss interest or repaint disinterest/hatred as interest, stems from a completely self-absorbed defensive "personality" of a parasite
anons do you have any romantic bl webcomics or fics you really like, I'm searching for more because I've exhausted what I've been reading
if only all fags were based like crona
Why are you seething so hard about that here? Butthurt bifags stay losing
>all fags here want a bfwhere are the schizodfags who like stuff other than men?
>>79562505I'm a schizoid but I still want a bf!
>>79562505>having a personality makes you a schizoid now
Skipping breakfast today. I'm kinda hungry but not much (drank tea). I think I ate too much yesterday and its too late for a breakz it would mess with my gym schedule. Speaking of which soon it's taim 2 go. I'll likely just do cardio again. Maybe apps if I have enough energy
>>79562610You're a cool guy anon keep up with good work
i'm just like a hugger man I just wanna hug tf outta him you know I'm gonna hug a boy until he feels awkward and asks me to stop or he falls asleep in my arms
>>79556188oink oink oink oink oink fatty fat fat oink oink oink oink oink oink fat fucking pink swine
>>79557557Fuck yes now here is a real villain
>>79556931>frenchglishew fucking gross anon that sounds disgusting, just say frankglish
>>79562899fuck you nigga I saw the fuck je veux nigga je nique ta mere niggaa
>>79562916toi neggre niggeroni toi faggois ye snail sucking cunt nancys tongue ma taint
I will cave your skull in and fuck the hole! You webbed footfaggot bitch!
>>79562961yo wtf why you being so rude
please don't bully boys especially not over things they can't change all gay guys deserve to be loved and held as long as they try their best
>>79563001I apologize, I got triggered I admit. Good day Frenchman.
>>79563013t-thanks faggot
>>79563016>faggotlel
bullying boys is too much fun to give it up
>>79563025yeah but playfully right anon don't make them feel bad about stuff they can't help ok
>>79563043you are asking to be bullied
>>79563093yes he is, might as well walk with a sign on your head from now on saying "please bully me I'm a silly little fag"
>>79563093I just want to protect fragile cute guys>>79563109nothing wrong with silly little fags
>>79563123what about the physically fragile ones? who are sub-120 pounds? rhetorical, all boys can be fragile and vulnerable and you can not protect them all.
>>79563123Oooooooo YOU SAID THE FAG WORD IM TELLING!
>>79563123you know anon, I imagine you standing there with a sword and shield in front of a group of fags eagerly awaiting the outcome of the battlethis is very cute and bully worthy
>>79563159true but I can educate you guys on why being a bully is bad that might help a few
>>79563170I got the f-word pass>>79563171I'm wearing the gay rainbow armor too huh?
>>79563191Hello Mrs Anons mom... you would not believe what your son said earlier...
>>79563191no I'm thinkin like an animal costume, you know like those onesies with ears and a tailand the butt is exposed so every time you do a silly move you flash me and stun me for a secondand then eventually you trip obviously and we crash and fall on each other and the whole fag crowd goes "kyaaa" and we get embarassed and call it a draw
>tfwywn fuck anon through his trap door on his animal themed onesie
>>79563221not cool dude i'm going to univite you from my birthday>>79563226pretty silly but I like the bully free ending, I would like a panda onesie I think
>tfw no sassy flamboyant yet dominant not too fabulous not too yas kween but fairly average bf minus the gay voice
>>79563294panda? again? oh man I guess I have to paint my dick into bamboo again
>>79563294take it back or i tell her about that one time
>>79563315anon pandas are not nice to bamboo.... >>79563343you'll get in trouble too if you do so you won't tell about that time
>>79563381fine im sorry for telling
>>79563381which is why it's time for the bamboo to retaliatebut you're a good panda aren't you? you wouldn't bully the poor "little" bamboo just like you wouldn't bully anons, right?
am I... am I a covert narcissist
>>79563430thank you anon, you can come to my party and i'm sorry I said the f word to you>>79563447you make it sound like the bamboo is gonna bully me I may have to defend myself
>>79563522I mean I heard some bamboo can grow pretty big pretty quickly so you might choke on it if you're not carefulokay I'm done with this cringe fest, my bamboo isn't even big, bless your soul anon
>>79563563I was more interested when you said it wasn't big :3 you're a silly guy anon it's a good thing not "cringe" the world needs more light hearted people
>>79563469nah I decided I'm just the sickest coolest nigga on earth
my bamboo grows pretty fast if you tug on it
*yanks the whole thing out*
>>79563751infinite free food glitch
>>79561800>2. ChadHe should be number 1 because he can have sex whenever he wants and I can't because I'm not chad and not 6ft tall and don't have a perfect hairline or perfect skin or a perfect jaw or perfect eyes or perfect canthal tilt or a 12 inch dick so I will never ever have sex and the only way I could ever overcome my genetic disadvantages and be able to have sex is if I suddenly became famous or became a millionaire which will never ever happen because I'm not naturally talented or have a 130iq like chad does so I will still never ever have sex or ever be in a relationship no matter how much I want it or how much I try I will stay alone for my entire life never experiencing connections or love with anyone and only experience pain and rejection because I'm not chad
>>79563933I will bet you 12 bucks you can drop your info and contact somewhere on this site and eventually you will get a nice relationship
>nice relationshipbest you'll get is a bpd e-whore.
>>79563960Already tried this and it didn't work because I'm not chad and as soon as they add me and find out that I'm not chad they ghost me
I'm sure that's because you're 2 inches shorter than the cut off and lacking a few mms of bone in your chin, surely not because of your personality or lack thereof.
I'm just a quirked up white boy looking for a man to marry and make happy...
Actually according to dating site statistics people rate other people's personality higher based on their looks so if I was chad then my personality wouldn't matter I could even have a completely shit personality and still get tons of sex because I'd be chad but I'm not so no matter what my personality is it's seen as bad because I'm not chad
Looking for a brown bf to mow my lawn
>>79564040As for me, both my looks and personality are great...
co op > pvpI'm only playing pvp if you're letting me win
>>79564170what if we're teammates in pvp
learning how to code a discord bot just to try and be helpful to him, it's so over.
>>79564120Kys sex having chad whore
>>79564314just be honest to him and admit your feelings already just tell him you want to eat the shit out of his anon
I can't believe someone made a chadbot for our thread. Imagine the infinite loop of "have sex incel" vs "I can't breathe because I'm not a chad" once hue returns from his hibernation. Riveting stuff.
>>79564314why are you so precious
Hey movieanonfriend something came up and I cannot watch airplane today I swear I'm not ghosting you I've been busy almost all day and now I won't have access to my computer for this evening (it's complicated please don't ask), but maybe we could try tomorrow or the day after?
>>79564462>you can't have sex or find a relationship and complain about it>this must mean you are a bot>even though everyone else does the exact same thing in the thread but just because it's you and you aren't chad it means that you're a botEven other people who complain about relationships and not being able to have sex with chad are complaining about me because I'm not chad and can't have sex they are starting to take out their anger on me for not being chad and not having sex with them as chad
I joined a gay dating app and it's full of trans, bi, pan, open relationships and there are only a hand full of locals. shits pretty grim
I tried joining a gay dating app but no one wanted me because I'm not chad so I never got to have sex or date anyone and it was a complete waste of time because I'm not chad
if you need an app and didn't find your forever bf before college ended its actually over because its just poly sluts from there out
>>79564667r u a top or a bottom
>>79559775>tfw no bf to watch play games and have him explain the introcate lore of the games to mealas! it was over before it even started!
>>79564742A top obviously because bottoms are chad only and if I was a bottom I could just fuck anyone I wanted because all bottoms are chad only whore vocels that could fuck anyone at anytime but only put out for chad and I will never ever be chad so I will never ever have sex
>>79562434Sasaki to Miyano is pretty good although it's unfinished and Umibe no Etranger is great, that author also has a few other BL stories if I remember correctly which are all quite nice.
>>79563159>who are sub-120 pounds?Sigh this used to be me, I miss being a skinny little cute twink fragile faggot.
>>79564765I feel that. seems like bottoms only want Chad. if you're a fat or short top it's over. the only thing you can do is just watch family guy.
I NEED a boyfriend to listen to music with and watch movies with and watch anime with and talk about meaningless nonsensical nonsense and have deep philosophical conversations with and aaaaaaaa
>>79564828why did you decide to get fat
>>79564901I'm not really fat (at least not according to the people around me), I am still below 130 lbs I just miss being like 110lbs.
>>79564916oh okay thats still really good
>>79564944But I MISS being skinnier and cuter, but time has robbed me of both and I will lament over the past until it kills me.
I tried to take a shit but I can't shit because I'm not chad and only chad can shit so I'm full of shit now because I'm not a chad
imagine being a poopcel
yeah you're full of shit alright
you will never vacuum anon's shit out to relieve him
>>79562973>I will cave your skull in and fuck the hole! You webbed footfaggot bitch!What did anon mean by this?
>>79564977Unironically people would view me as a worse person and criticize me more for holding in a shit because I'm not chad where as if I was chad it would be seen as being quirky and cute or some retarded shit like that
poopmaxxed vaccumcel
If I was a chad and constipated gay guys would probably offer to suck the shit out of my asshole for me and lick my crusty hole clean but because I'm not chad even just bringing up that I went to the bathroom is seen as bad and I get criticized for it
shoving objects up anon's hole while feeding him so he gets extra bricked up and bloated and full of poo
imagine replying to an anon here only to find out he is in the bathroom stall right next to you
Have sex incel. Download grindr. Have sex inkwell. Ad nauseam *yawn*Kill yourself or I will curse your creator you boring chadbot
I would rather argue with meow than have the thread but shit up by these kinds of posts
>>79563617That exchange was cute and silly, you guys may have saved the thread
>>79565088You're a jewish mongolian tranny waah waah bbc
Do you know how hurting it is to be told to "just have sex" or "just lower your standards" when you're surrounded by sex having whores who can fuck anyone they want whenever they want and it's literally impossible for you to have sex no matter who you ask or what you do because you aren't chad? It hurts almost as much as when you have go 30 seconds without having sex with chad you fucking whore
>>79565096Unfortunately the forces that be are too powerful and nothing can save this thread, but little moments here and there are nice, not that I think my libido fueled rp was nice, but thanks
Imagine being a worst poster than hue. I salute your creator. I can't wait to which chatbot will dominate the thread for weeks to come. If I knew how to code I would make one that periodically asks "is it gay if", "I'm not gay but" questions and statements. And you fags would reply because you just can't ignore stupid retards expecting you to figure out their sexuality for them
>be your average ugly hairy slob top>try to date 10/10 femboy bottom or trannies>get rejected>waaaaah it's not because I'm a prison gay retard with high standards it must be le chad heh
I don't want a femboy I want a masc chubby softie
>>79565179It was more classy and silly than usual coomerbrain shit we see here and th whole idea of protecting fags from bullies was cute
>be your average fat pozzed 100 dicks in his ass bottom>refuse to date anyone but chad>complain that you can't find a bf>waaaaah why aren't you chad I shouldn't have to date or fuck anyone who isn't 6ft talldeh
>tried dating a chubby 200lb 5'7 manlet>as a 135lb 5'11 lanklet>he broke up with me after a weekman this dating thing is really difficult
Mom why are those balding fat chads in a pansexual polycule having insane body counts?
I feel sorry for prisongay chadbot, even ChrisCHAD wouldn't have sex with him and get him pregnant :(
What's the point of even getting a bf if he's just going to constantly compare you to chad at every opportunity and you'll be forced to hear about how worse you are in every way and every time you have sex he won't even be thinking about you he will be thinking about the dozens of chads that have already stuffed his holes in the past and best you can hope that he imagines you as someone other chad that he had sex with in the past so he's at least able to feel pleasure and finish and just hope that it's enough to make him stay with you
I think days when I skip breakfast feel more comfy
>>79565300This is why my fbf will be a virgin turboloser and pathetic like me :3
>>79554169Hey are we still on
>>79565407Unfortunately not, something came up (I explained it in a previous post here >>79564471). So how does tomorrow sound for you? I really am sorry about this, I wish it didn't happen this way.
>>79565428Its ok im sorry too for missing your post. we can do it tomorrow.
>>79565436Yeah, how about tomorrow 9pm CET? Not sure what that time is for you... We could also try 8pm but I may be late and I don't wanna make any promises I can't keep. Also does syncplay have like a chatroom or anything? It's fine if it doesn't, I'd just like to know.
>>79565456Both of those times are good for me, i'll put it on my calendar. theres a chat in the software, it basically takes advantage of your video player's subtitle function and displays the chat messages as subtitles.
>>79565484Oh that sounds cool, I just hope I can focus on the movie while also reading the text on screen. Is there anything else I should know about the software for tomorrow? So it doesn't became a hassle for you during/before the movie viewing, I mean.
>>79565513Dont worry i wont spam the chat. i guess the only other thing is you should make sure it functions.
>>79565394I tried to get a pathetic virgin loser bf but they didn't want me because I wasn't chad and now I will never ever have sex or find a bf
>tfw no bf to take turns playing family guy: the video game with
>>79565531Just checked and I was able to join a room fine, so I think it works yippie. I guess all that is left is to wait for tomorrow. I'll make a post an hour or two before the set time, so see you tomorrow anon.
>>79565591Ok, i'll wait for your post
chicken marinating for dinner tonight, all computer parts being delivered tomorrow leaving Wednesday for ham cooking. I'll put the old PSU back into this current computer first before I build the next one so I can use it as a backup. Hopefully I won't be building all night.
>>79543125i've now added him back and learning discord.py to try and be helpful, i guess. seeing him play league games with his duo's and or friends really irks me for some reason, i guess i'm jealous. feeling like im in the cuck chair.
I like that you post little blog updates about your life Story even if nobody replies or engages with them, it's fun to read :3.
>>79565808what are discord bots even good for
>>79565843thank you, I post them because I have no one else to talk to at all.
>>79565899Replying to discord trannies pretending to be underage children while they goon on discord to ai shota discord chat goon bots
>>79565967what do you mean no one else you turned down tons of people
>>79565998I don't use discord or anything like that so this thread is my only method of contact.
finally cleaned the mold off the fridge doorprolly should have called story over and have him lick it clean
>>79565967Well then feel easy knowing I read all of your the storyblog, even though I rarely reply.
Mocha and a ciggie time... Yippeeeee
Ate too much for dinner ;-;
well my ram, CPU and ssd won't arrive until Wednesday now, just great. I intentionally chose Tuesday for a reason and I ordered on Friday. fucking amazon.
>>79566836im gonna bite ur ear
Rhyme schemes you hold dear,A fair attempt I think have I here:You scorn my haikuBut my talents I still plyNot a war says youHear my battle cryTreat me to some deviltryOnce more I shall tryEntreat symmetryEvil eye to evil eyeThe nightlong eateryTo Dante's we spryFugu by the window sillSomething went awryYou sent a jonquilThat flower I rejectedSomeone payed the billThorough I have inspectedYour diner and rhymesEvidence I collectedI say both quite infested
I wanna scam my friend again...
Now I'll have to keep the cats out of the computer boxes for a night, not sure hot to do that. my cats love ripping boxes to shreds.
>>79567031ah the old neopoints for a kiss routine brings me back... not really a scam if he is happy with the transaction tho?
>>79567069can i be your cat too
>>79567193sure, as long as you can deal with the dirty house and 9 other cats.
>>79555217I would want a boy who is about the same age as me, or like less than 6 years older than me, but i would go older if he's really cool and hot.
>>79555217I'm ok with anyone from 18-35. Any younger and I don't think I could relate anymore. Any older and they would die way too early and I would be alone for decades at the end of my life.
>>79567031Never betray your friends.
>>79567244Brother, you must smell like piss 24/7.
>>79567394I likely do, I only shower about once a week as well.
>>79567445taking care of fat story by cooking meals for him and cleaning his house and showering him
I don't mind cooking, it's the cleanup part I hate. For example I just cooked some chicken and it turned out very nice.
I really hate the 2 faggots that keep making boykisser threads
>>79567605me & u
well the boykisser cat is very cute though...
>>79558477oh look you got two 7s!yeah i think it is a little more work but still not too hard it's a good escalation, congratulations on getting up to do them it's alright to get back into bed after! just did mine for today and it's still going well for me it feels good to consistently do something!
well kissing boys is very cute though.....
*curtains close**screen goes black**dancing in the moonlight starts playing**the good ending*
*steps on your toes because I don't know how to dance*
would you date a boy even if he had visible hip bones :(
>>79568173i have visible hip bones too x3
you skinny boys need a little meat on your bones. I like some cushion when I'm grabbing your hips.
I've been eating like a animal as of late and still haven't gained weight. Weird!>>79567309Yea I'll probably pay him for what he did for me.
>>79568192Let me lick your peenor.
I'm curious how to actually suck dick. Do I suck like I would a straw? or is the suction more light? Do I move up and down or stay at a steady depth? What does my tongue do while this is happening?
>>79568257i imagine i'll try a bunch of stuff and then whatever my boyfriend says feels good i'll do that
Do you guys like horno's hole.
>>79566887'Tis not the rhyme, but steady iambs' flow,which Milton wrote so well, and rhymelessly,that makes a verse in English like untoan ancient epic in its lofty tone. The final beat is always hard, see thou, while soft & gentle starteth every bar. This I teach thee here, if my facultyallow - 'tis called blank verse, unrhymed song. To stack up bars without a guide -- some callthis England's highest art, her flying height,her apogee of whinsy & delight -- but there I go, a-rhyming trite. When willI see a serious day, some mortall noon,that calls again for noble warlike words?
I can't rhyme because I'm not chad and only chad can rhyme because he is chad
I never learned to rhyme or ever read any poetry which would be fine if I was chad but because I'm not chad I get criticized for it and called uncultured but for chad it's just seen as cute and I bet if I was chad I'd even have a cute boy offer to teach me how to write poetry but because I'm not chad they just ignore me and call me stupid because I can't
>>79567923Puppyanon got doxxed
>>79568257Watch your teeth. I won't elaborate and take my fumbles to the grave.
>>79568799That's one reason why a smaller penis is better, with big penises it's so hard to not touch it with the teeth.
>>79568799>>79568257>>79568906guys the secret is easy you just hide your teeth with your lips
What do you do if you accidentally nick him with your teeth? I have rather big buck teeth in front and I don't want to hurt my fbf.
>>79568912haha yeah that always works, even with the more endowed boy I tried to bf.
>>79568916all you can do is say sorry and be more careful>>79568927poor anons little mouth couldn't open wide enough
i wish you were bere, anorn...
>>79568977maybe once I get my new PC up and running I'll give classic wow another shot. I'd rather let the speed levelers get ahead of me so I don't have to wait 20 minutes to kill kobolds in the starting area.
>>79568977>>79569002I'm going to roll a horde character and camp you. I'm NEET so I'll level way faster than you.
>>79569011*laughs in pve server*. I don't deal with ganking and tryhard bullshit. call me a carebear or a pussy all you want.
>>79568989Average anon in this thread honestly
>The work twink caught me staringGenuinely what do I even do ATP."Sorry for staring at that python, [...]"?Actually better question, how do I figure out if he enjoyed it and or is a fag
>tfw everything fucking shipped and will be here tomorrow except the RAM. I was actually expecting to build it on Wednesday at first but then I thought it was all coming tomorrow.
>>79569054you give me hope & then you take it away. muh uninterrupted grindfest pve server literally IS the tryhard option. wacky world pvp antics are pure fun. i actually killed someone who attacked me yesterday & im complete scrub.
>>79569331Oh alright I played on a pvp when I played classic the first time, PVE (technically RP since I played on argent dawn) back when I was playing vanilla and being ganked was one reason why I quit.
>>79567952Well not gonna do it twice in a row though, did them and going to get stuff done for the day now. Yeah it does feel good and having someone else I have to report I did it to definitely is motivating
>tfw no bf who is into feet
>>79568977Too busy in retail. KSH is in sights.
what's retail wow even like now? Did they ever do a level squish like I heard them discussing or is the level cap like 200 now?
>>79569354rppvp is the best server type but there isnt one this round, and they havent bothered enforcing rp server rules in years anyway as far as i can tell. cant imagine being made at orcs for killing you, that literally is the game...60s camping an area is annoying in theory but friendly 60s are usually happy to help clear them out.then again, i hear alliance 60s dont bother helping lowbies because theyre weenies who just raidlog & buy gold for consumes. i wouldnt know however, havent played on alliance in years til now.
>>79569392they did do a squish but it still sucks and no one plays it or cares & its full of nasty ass furry races now.
>>79569392Level cap is 80 right now. The content is fine-ish in TWW but jesus christ blizzard has no idea what they're doing balance-wise. This tier is incredibly frustrating as a healer.
>>79569394it was skeram server I played on last time. really by a month in I was burnt out with it. I was only ganked a couple times and when it happened I'd just go play an alt for an hour or so. I was playing a pally and those are so boring to level.
>tfw no mtg bf but he can't be a green player unless he want's to be bullied
even though I played during vanilla (started in july of 05) the expac I most enjoyed with wotlk. I switched from a mage main to a priest main and found I enjoyed healing the most.
>>79569403>the best someone still playing retail can say is "fine-ish"this means its donkey dick doesnt it
is it filled with older boomers or zoomers/gen A kiddies who aren't playing fortnite or roblox?
>r9gay is full of bottoms>r9gay is also full of healer mainsCoincidence?
>>79569482I'm an addict who's been playing since right before BC. I've tried to leave about 6 different times, and always come back at the new expansion. I think it's better than Dragonflight, and it's still fun to blast m+. Also, Holy Paladin feels fun this tier. I wouldn't reccomend playing this expansion to someone who isn't an addict though.
how quick can you level a new char to the cap now? what's instance balance like? faceroll easy like in wotlk or does it require actual planning and proper cc? How about gear and how easy is it to get high end stuff?
>>79569420i'm leveling a paladin right now & it does make me want to quit every time my 3.3sec swing whiffs lol...when i was playing paladin as a kid i was always reading stuff on my laptop beside my desktop monitor while i was playing so the pace works well.
>>79569531The anniversary bonus + timewalking makes 80 achievable in an afternoon.
if I play the classic relaunch I'm going back to a priest, and maybe I'll go horde this time too since most of the content will be new to me since the highest horde I leveled was 20 something.
>>79569499i would main a healer but i'm usually the one who needs a healer because i'm not good at video games...
>>79569499excuse me i tank (because nothing else holds my attention)
>>79569538jesus orcish christ can they stop even calling it the same game already please
>tfw no tank bf to keep healed up and let the stupid dps die if they pull agro.
u dont need a tank you just dodge all the boolets
Do you guys ever do that awkward thing where you almost accidentally swear while talking to your professor and then he's just like *nervous chuckle* "its ok you can swear"
No, I knew how to control my tongue and not say a bad word in a professional setting. college kids get away with and are too comfortable in classes nowadays.
idk I dropped out of highschool
might I ask why? the only people who dropped out were druggies and other such people.
I am allergic to touching anyone's posts so I will ask them questions without clicking on their post and expect an answer because I'm normal and that is what normal people do. Why am I like this?
>>79569819Let's talk in DMs so there's no confusion.
>tfw no bf to bench press my weightor bench press me
>>79569747correct I did drugs and skipped every day.
>>79569983this anon is me in a different part of the world
>ram arriving tomorrow after all. fucking get your shit together amazon but at least I can get the thing built tomorrow and have Wednesday for ham baking to make thanksgiving easier.
>>79570076 you're not american?
>>79570147canadian bc
>>79570119>ram arriving tomorrow>>ramwas this intentional?
>>79570190RAM as in the computer component. They orginally said it would get here a day later but they changed it back.
>>79570203my guesses were battering ram, or you were going to cook ram instead of lam of all things on thanks gribbing
>>79570214I've never had mutton, though I do wonder what it tastes like. I would have absolutely no clue how to cook it though.
>>79569983here you go anon, you seem smarter than most to me.
>>79570221Gamey, imagine your cow was nothing but grass fed and the contents of the meat is very bold and almost slightly bitter. It is very delicious, but you probably will think something is off on the first try. I recommend looking up some NZ recipes, they make a delicious lamb chop. Remember, it always needs to be saucy.
If I had dropped out mom would have killed me, don't get me wrong I never would I but I fantasize about doing so just so I could play video games all day.
>>79570258did you know the sheep outnumber the humans there
I'm just a top living in a bottoms world
>>79570309Yes they do, they always made silly jokes about sheep making their own country.
both the welsh and new zealanders are called sheep shaggers and I think that's really funny.
>>79570327theyre called newish
>>79570246thank you anon I will print it out for my wall>>79570259my dad screamed at me alot over skipping but I just ignored him, to be fair it wasn't really like a hard decision I made I just skipped an ungodly amount and stopped going when I was old enough but in my head I thought oh I'll go back tommorow/next week whatever a lot
New Zealand has some cute potential but a certain anon or more really shat the bed itt
>>79570327welsh is an ugly language they absolutely sound like they juggle sheep balls with their throats
>>79570358from what I've heard of it, it sounds like everyone has a lisp.
I'm too fucking old, I hate this so much. It's over for me.
I'm here until I die, or 4chan goes under. if that happens I have no idea what I'll do. This place is my only form of socialization.
I pick up old anon and another old anon and make them kiss
>>79555217Jaden's cute. but i think i like yuma the most
Jesse is far cuter than either, can not go wrong with that accent.
Yuya is the best character tired of people pretending arc-v is bad
I don't even know what anime this is from, it seems there are so many anime boys.
its yu-gi-oh gx
I only know the original series from the early 00s.
gx is the direct sequel he's even in it for a couple episodes anyway 5ds and arc v are the only good yugioh series for non nostalgia watching
No one is pretending... Arc-v, IS BAD.
>tfw no bf to rewatch all my old saturday morning cartoon with.
>>79570660literally best most realistic duels in the series
what's realistic about card battles brought to life with funky hologram technology? Unless I'm missing something from later on?
>hey you seem interesting I'd like to get to know you more>jumps 20 mental hoops to interpret your interest as a bad thing>yeah I'm not interested in you I'd rather we stop talking>jumps 20 mental hoops to interpret your disinterest as hidden interestwhat has this world come to
>>79570702the holograms are obviously not realistic but the way the game plays out is closest to the way the actual card game plays
>>79570684I am fucking with you, it is the Yuma anon that is objectively wrong. My only problem with ARC-V is pendulum summons. It was a gimmick that should have stayed in the series. Not saying it is bad, but it is another annoyance to deal with. The best dueling is done in SEVENS, Rush Duels is the best dueling since OG duel monsters.
>>79570706this pepe looks like the finnish cat
>>79570714zexal is so horrendous it's kinda funny, kite is cool though the only saving grace for the whole showwhile I can understand the appeal of SEVENS I am severely autistic so I don't really like the simplicity I did play rush when it came out on duel links but I got bored p fast. I was gods biggest pendulum hater until I actually played some decks with it and now I love it, not really the pendulem slop but decks that do unique stuff with it like Vaylantz, Nemeralia and majespecter are some of the most unique stuff in the game
what were your Saturday morning cartoons r9gay and at what age did you stop watching them?
I watched way too many cartoons in general but not normally on saturday morning, honestly I wasn't huge into any cartoons other than yugioh and pokemon when i was really young it was always about wrestling on friday/monday night for me
am i so out of the loops that I didn't even know gen Z didn't even watch Saturday morning cartoons?
>>79570746Kite is the only thing about it I like, he had a badass entrance. The thing about rush dueling is that it is the closest we get to the duelist kingdom rules while still having it legal. Pendulum is so annoying to sit through i'm sorry, at some point I just stopped caring in trying to stay with the times and the meta bs. But I suppose I can give it a second glance, maybe some unique decks bring a different flavor to the game I could have been missing.
>>79570758He-Man>stopped watching themwatching He-Man right now.
>>79570794I think after school cartoons are more common, the idea of saturday morning cartoons is highly antiquated in general I think as that used to be THE time cartoons aired now it's just 24/7 something like toonami was special in a similar way>>79570797I do not recommend looking at it to be honest you know what you like, I love the super complex weird stuff because it gives my brain tingles to try and think through I am very deep into the card game stuff I play or tried pretty much every card game and can talk about the ones I played a lot for literally 16 hours without stopping used to do so in dms with people, if I wasn't a weirdo shutin I would probably be going to tournaments and doing decently
I signed up for a dating/friend app and a guy liked my profile wtf do I do
>>79570860which app tho
If you're a bottom you wait for him to make the first move. bottoms never act first.
>>79570872shut up stereotyping retard. if you're a bottom grab his dick and twist
>>79570827This>>79570758Saturday morning cartoons were not meant to be watched, you should be plugging in the console or trying out your scooter on that small patch of concrete drive way. Morning toons in Weekdays was the thing, and after school cartoons. Essentially what you want is to wolf down cereal while you watch recess or anything to prepare you to not pay attention in class. Then you get home to watch cartoons on four different channels and wait for toonami whilst not doing homework.
>>79569747I dropped out because I'm some form of autism and very socially anxious and would always get burnt out around November/December
>>79570892been craving grits lately, but never an opportunity make them
if you or a loved one are a bottom then you silence bottoms speak not even sometimes when spoken to
Maybe it was because I never had cable until I was a teenager so the only cartoons I watched were on network TV. I also have never watched a single episode of sponge-bob or any other show on cartoon network.
BOTTOM RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS SAY IT LOUD SAY IT PROUD
>>79570917it's not true, bottoms should only get the rights their tops give them
>HUMAN RIGHTS>BOTTOM RIGHTSLOL
Only if my top gives me the right to cuddling and be grumpy
>>79570900there's only one way to silence a bottom mister! and it's with the thing attached to the 00 you got hanging out!
>tfw gay bottom shariah lawsoon, you boys will not even be able to show an ankle, no more whoring and ruining traditional gay men.
>>79570894I too enjoy grits. cornbread is nice too. it's so sweet though. it's almost like a cake
>>79570952Anon that is wrong, fbf's exist you know and they can not be cheated on even when you have yet to encounter your fbf, that is what separates a top from a bottom.
>>79570997I thought the meat is what separates tops and bottoms
bottoms have about 40 more iq points on average is the main difference
>>79571004You have meat between your legs too, only you shall wear a burka soon inshallah.
ok mu-kun just one more post before bed.i looked it up and uru is wool but maybe there's a rule that turned it to uri when used in a compound word i'm not judging i don't know japanese for real beyond looking up a word or two to spice things up or if i hear it a lot in anime but someday i would like to learn! my dream was long and detailed but i'm only going to post the nice part to keep this brief:i was in class but it wasn't the class i was supposed to be in (there was more context but like i said going to keep this one brief) the class was showing a video after the video was over the teacher turned the lights back on and showed there was bowls of halloween candy on every desk.and instructed to play a game were we threw a popcorn ball to a classmate we "loved best" and me and the guy i was sitting next to agreed to change it to "liked best" and we threw our balls to eachother i don't remember what he looked like but i definitely had positive feelings towards him in the dream. and one of the rules of the game was that if someone in a row didn't have one the person in the row with the most balls had to give that person one (but me and the guy only had one each anyway so it didn't apply to us) i don't remember the different prompts but the game went on for a few more rounds with the teacher instructed us who to throw our balls to but i think me and the guy just kept exchanging ours with eachother. that's it, hope we can talk again soon :D
>>79571012Says the one who fails to use capital letters and punctuation marks.
>>79571025sorry my brain is just moving too fast to bother with silly slow things like that unless I have to
>>79571025i didnt need those for 3d calc, why would i need them for 4chan
>>79571040>>79571044Sorry but it is much to late to speak to the bottom caste. Good night bottoms.
>>79571055good night master
>>79571055good night vain top more worried with looking smart than using your time well :3
>>79570997but it's not cheating if the one silencing me is fbf right? so i just have to annoy a bunch of tops and the first one to shut me up is my fbf!!!
>>79571074I SAID GOOD NIGHT
>>79571077ok fine goodnight nonny i hope you sleep well!
its so hard to stop reading this thread like what if i miss something important? or what if that one guy whos perfect posts and hes right next door and i miss it? id never know but im sure itll happen, probably ive already missed such things when ive stopped coming here for times in the past...
everything; i have to see every post and read every book and meet everichon
im so happy that top sama noticed me
guys since theres only one top in the thread we should all share him
id rather marry another bottom and have cute romantic fag sex until we die
>>79571168there is definitely more than one top. I know him because he's me
>>79571200thank you for replying to me <3<3<3
It turns out that cute anime girls are real, and I am leading them in a revolution.
>>79571267what is the goal of the revolution
I miss my dutch blonde bottom
>>79571377>>79571377>>79571377>>79571377 new bread little early but don't want another war
