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>got my hair dyed blonde
>got blue contact lenses
>not fat
What else am I supposed to do for white moids to finally start hitting on me?
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>>82961708
First stop hating your appearance so much you'd get fucking fake contacts, second stop being a lazy fuck who wants to get "hit on", make a fucking move yourself you female Elliot Rodger
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u should try being racist
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>>82961722
>make a fucking move yourself
It's not a job for a lady
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>>82961745
Then kill yourself you sexual welfare leech.
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>>82961708
just date me, and settle for a single moid
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What's your race, milady?
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>>82961708
I'm a blonde male and I hate women that dye their hair blonde. STOP FAKING BEING BLONDE. If you don't have the genes then just fucking quit.
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>>82961912
>What's your race, milady?
Hispanic
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>>82961921
Fuck off gatekeeper
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can I chew on ur hair like its cotton candy?
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>>82961977
>t. seething fake blonde
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>>82961722
>make a fucking move yourself
Effeminate hands wrote this post
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>>82961708
>women try not to be passive challenge: impossible.
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>>82961934
I can keep you in my house in the USA so you don't get deported if you be my gf and you don't need to wear the contacts or dye your hair
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>>82962042
Why can't I meet moids like this one irl?
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Just open your pussy to whites on Tinder. Shouldn't take more than 24 hours, in my experience.
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>>82962135
I'll also marry you on the condition that we cuddle once a day and you can just neet it up and I'll treat my fembot like a queen and provide for her and massage her with my tongue.
The catch is that I'm a submissive sperg with a suicide attempt under my belt who is only 5'8"
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>>82961708
Nothing will make white moids hit on you, we are demoralized and defeated. Go get a hobby and talk to people who also have that hobby and make hobby plans with them and maybe they'll mistake your friendliness for attraction and make a move.
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>>82962192
>submissive sperg with a suicide attempt under my belt who is only 5'8"
I could fix you
>massage her with my tongue
Massage what exactly?
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Are you willing to date bald white moids, OP?

If not you're a not a true femcel.
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>>82962297
Yes
I would prefer non-bald though
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>>82962339
Commendable. How old are you? You don't usually get young women accepting bald guys, and it's normal to prefer a full head of hair (the bald fag himself does, as well).
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>>82962353
>How old are you?
23
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>>82962339
what about a autistic white neet?
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>>82962364
Good luck, foid! And make sure to fuck him within the first month otherwise he will know you're not into him or withholding sex for malicious reasons.
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sorry foid but my eyes are fixed on the authentic brown lady over there
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>>82962135
Just go to /soc/ and post in the adopt a neet thread. It's easy.
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how brown are you?
white-passing latina or favelamonkey?

show foot with timestamp this is very important
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>>82961708
honestly as much as i am resisting the urge to reach out to you myself in this thread, as you already have several suitors apparently, here are some things which would be guaranteed to work on me

1. go to a bookstore or library and find a guy who is looking at manga/graphic novels or even just something interesting in the philosophy/sociology section, whatever...
actually go up and comment on what he's looking at and say it looks interesting and ask him if he has any recommendations... OR give HIM a recommendation (this will work better if you prefer a guy who is shy and submissive compared to you) ... from there you can just tell him you come there often and hopefully he will get the hint but if you need to then give him an e-mail/social media/your number, etc., you can just say you'd like to keep up with what he's reading, etc.

2. any clothing store which has sports jerseys, or any community centre or public soccer goals/basketball hoops, etc. ... comment on a guy's jersey, say you like that team as well, etc. ... ask him if he likes playing... anything like soccer and basketball it can be helpful to have someone else to grab your rebounds, etc. ... or even just watching a game together if it's on the tv ... ask him a question about the teams or players if you don't know, whatever... girls who are into sports somewhat are suuuuuper valuable especially as a blonde latina... you're gonna be so attractive

WARNING when you do these types of things guys WILL think you're out of their league and get intimidated so you NEED to be willing to be friendly and calm their fears and be open about wanting to be their friend, etc. ...
but yeah there's many other options too like if a guy is doing artwork, you can offer to collab with him or sketch him and hand it to him with your social media or something...

if these do not work i'd be VERY surprised
most guys are so starved for attention that you'd be there oasis in a desert
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>>82961921
I'm ginger and would feel the same way it anyone could actually get the colour right, like every single person I've ever seen who tries to fake being ginger is so laughably bad at it that all I feel is a sense of pitiful humour, I too also find it baffling by how many broads dye their hair
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>>82961708
Only autistic neck beards care about hair color and eye color.
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>>82961776
Tf does OPs post have to do with welfare? Are kikes really so angry that they're partly paying for goyim welfare?
Stay mad.
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>>82962475
Are you that Polish guy who wants a brown gf despite seething about immigration in a country where that is so few and far between that anyone who believes its a core problem with the country is obviously a shabbos goy being distracted from the real issues in life?
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>>82962934
I'm only seething that they depress wages and accept worse treatment from employers, and that there aren't enough girl migrants, we need 1 million lonely brown girls ASAP
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>>82961708
How about getting friends for one you retard
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>>82961708
Listen to me OP, I have fucked white moids and they're overhyped. Just as violent and primitive as non-white moids, they are just better at hiding it
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>>82963142
Not OP, but you probably fucked some balkoid or amerimutt
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>>82963153
Or a shitalalian, even
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>>82962636
>1. go to a bookstore or library and find a guy who is looking at manga/graphic novels or even just something interesting in the philosophy/sociology section, whatever...
Thanks fr might try
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>>82963371
yo uh thx glad someone cares about my advice
lmk how it works out later if you want cuz i'm curious, u can add me
_threshold_
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>>82961708
>>82963922


GO DEFENT YOUR WHITE KINGS



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