Buckingham Palace announced on Thursday that Andrew would lose all his royal titles and leave his 30 room mansion in Windsor
one thing id like to ask r andrew>was it worth it?
>>82970992Plenty of fathers are overgrown adolescents; plenty of childfree men are stoic, productive, and grounded.
Need a poo pretty bad but don't feel like moving
wanted a halloween edish not a pedo edish
Footmong is poor
crossy come home
>>82971027were gonna have to make a load of shitposts in this so it gets to 500 and we can get a nice halloween thread
>>82971013>stoic, productive, and groundedCase in point this childish Hallmark card idea of being a man, imparted by a sprogless 50 year old lol. Any man who's had kids is more of a man than you by default. You don't get it and that's fine, go play with your toys.
In this thread we stand with Prince Andrew. He did nothing wrong.
>>82970516yes lad we went to Kazbegi and did the hike up to the Gergeti Monastery. it was lush. thought I was going to die on the drive up but worth it in the end.
Giz a sniff love
Imagine being scared of reproducing and you think you have advice to offer men lol
someone make womfy Halloween edish please
no more grey hairs for him my leeed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyDCwyNLJdY&t=5s
would love the chance to reproduce desu
>>82971050You sound like a guy who needs everyone to make the same choices he did so he can feel good about them.
>>82971075He didnt even have hair what
>>82971083cant have grey hair if you dont have hair, mark is always one step ahead
>>82971075he had to remove all spanners because he had a rogue Mog. yeah there was a rogue Mog my lad.
Virginia Giuffre is dead now anyway. what does it matter?
>>82971082You can not genuinely be this soi filled at 67 years old
>>82971106It's a scapegoat so that people can feel like justice has been done, even though nobody on the Epstein client list has been investigated - none of the actual paedo politicians who did worse than legally having sex with a 17 year old.
>>82971116That's the tone of a man who's been arguing online too long
how much could i expect to spend if i went to a lap dancing club on my own for an hour or two?
how many (you)s could i expect from asking puerile inane questions on an anonymous message board?
louis you are not well
Wife was wanking me off after I made her come. I came because I was thinking about someone else.Feels fucking bad lads. Love my wife but I dunno why I do this.
hope crossy pal has a nice halloween x
do pakis dress up for halloween?
Just had some trick or treaters. It lovely x
>>82971141Depends if you get a private dance or not. Let's say you go to a typical place. You'll buy a stupidly expensive pint, say 8 or 9 quid. Then the girls come around with glasses and you're expected to put a pound coin in every 5 mins or so. So it'll cost you about 30 quid an hour to just sit there.If you want a private dance that price goes up quite a bit. The girls negotiate hard. Make sure you agree a price before the dance and not after. Could be anything from 20 quid to 100. I got one once and the woman rubbed her fanny right on my face. Smelled unnaturally perfumed.
>>82971192Halloween is haram in islam. Ask BN
>>82971179Were you thinking about a celebrity or someone you actually know?
>>82971202Did you leave treats out for them or did they knock?
>>82971216Someone I know. Yeah. I know. Fucked and grim. Just finding it hard to come and that image just pushed me over the edge.
another year, another "how does HHL answer the door to kids if he's in an assisted living facility?" debate.
https://youtu.be/Zxlf9lx0rbQ?si=AW9fpDGrg6HMG3ldwe been scammed and abused de lads YouTube comments said so I want my money back x
>>82971202Hope you have them a few brasseries de lid. Start em young
STOP PLAYING YOUR FUCKING GAMES
>>82971213Nah. If it's purely social fun, not religious or superstitious, most scholars see it as makruh (discouraged) rather than haram.
I can hear little kids screaming in the street and it's making me afraid. I think I might be a paedophobe. I don't want them to knock on the door.
me, i'm a pedophobe.>>82971247AAAAH!!!
>>82971242It's ok lad. You don't have to feel bad about it. There's no such thing as thought crime. It's normal to seek novelty in sexual fantasies. New situations and people are always going to spark excitement, that's human nature. Your wife has almost certainly had sexual fantasies about someone else too, and that's fine. It's normal.The solution isn't to feel shame. It's to bring some novelty into your sex life with your wife, try something new. Find an exciting fantasy you can share together.
>>82971275>I think I might be a paedophobe.Oh..right. Well I suppose I've always wondered...
some lassies get mad at you because of something you did in a dream they had.and that wasn't even YOUR thoughts it was theirs.
hi pals happy haloween
>>82971309Hope you aren't thinking I'm a megapaedo
>cheeky Chuck pretending he's not up to his elbows in it
>>82971256no, just started a new thing on my summer car
Doesn't look like we'll be getting anymore trick or treaters tonight so might start eating them sweeties now x
got a scary Halloween email from Amazon about how the Mitchum roll-on deodorant i bought in March COULD be dangerous:https://www.mitchum.co.uk/roll-on-faqs.phplook after yourself MItchumbros
>no Halloween edishScrub it and start over
>>82971202How do kids trick or treat a care home? What?
>>82971431I stopped filling my pores with aluminium years ago. Just use a natural deodorant now, not an antiperspirant.
Decided I'm defo stopping in tonight now. Really cba to drink tonight plus I can't find me Squid Game costume anywhere. Just garn have a womfy one tonight and watch a Halloween-themed film while necking them wuppas. Best off x
I'm seething. I don't want a RUBBISH royal family edish I WANT HALLOWEEN EDISH WAAWAAWAAAAAAAA
Got dogberg protecting the house from monsters and witches and all kinds of nasty ghoulies. I've left a pumpkin and a box of sweeties outside to appease the restless spirits.
>>82971417Be careful de lid. If kids turn up at 1 minute to midnight and you don't have sweets for them it can get ugly.
>>82971417post sweeties piccy x
>>82971501Is everyone in your family a -berg?
>beta wagies leaving sweeties outside to appease the little tikes they're scared of, turning all their lights off sitting in the dark using their phone to get around>based HHL fully engaging with the festivities, crowned the king of halloween by the local mandem
bought a game for 40 quid and dont even want to play fuck my chud life
>>82971431To be fair they are right, although it's weird cos it's old fucking news. Mitchum deod had their outbreak of fucking up armpits months ago, and only now Amazon is telling people.I had it happen to me, got sore skin all under my pits, but I've used Mitchum since and had no issues.Even swapped to the women's one for a bit cos... do they even fucking differ?
iT is 6pm and i'm already smahed lads.
>>82971543I only just cracked open the first beer.
Some Indian squatting over a naan bread, emptying his bowels on it and charging you 8.50 comes with fries and drink
>>82971440print this out, stick it over the OP image on your monitor.
>>82971521You betcha x
Sean sat by the care home front door
>>82971543That's because you started at about 2pm
Necking down the sweeties lads. Love Halloween
In his minion onesie
>>82971566Isn't it better to use hard drugs instead of sweeties?
>paradox release EU5>every influencer they PAID to promote the game said its slow and less stable than HHLFucking hell lads.
Answer the door mate we know you're in there haha we know you turned the lights off these sweets are rubbish haha what else do you have open up mate hahaha why you hiding are you a paedo
This is fruit and nut Darren has a nut allergy you're trying to kill us and nonce us ffs open the door we're calling the police on you mate open the door jeffrey dahmer we know you're there
>>82971592Leave me alone. Look, I know it must be difficult being a kid, not a lot of schemes... But, you know, I'm not the borough...
>>82971592>why you hiding are you a paedoWhy would I be hiding from children turning up to my door if that gave me a chub?Kids piss me off. Keep them away from me. 'Ate the little shits.
>>82971488aaaaaaand the reason you cant work a full time job and pay taxes is because?
Think about all them slags dressed up in slutty costumes tonight corr. Nightclubs will be filled with seedy pakis tonight hoping to get lucky.
post Halloween choonshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmkKsejNtmM
>>82971605fuck off, clean shirt *kicks your bum*
>>82971621>Nightclubs will be filled with seedy pakis tonight hoping to get luckyDunno where you are mate, but 99% of the time it's drunk dumb white chavs or spackers.
Man I really want to watch that film
>>82971653why does she look 40
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCbZddJt_V0oh aye.
Hope we get a Halloween Sandford Lane stream
>>82971632https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pT4FY3NrhGgwhat do you watch on halloween lids?
Kids have thinned out, reckon they're on the way home now. Haven't been out to check how many of the haribos are left for me to scoff but I bet it's a lot. Ordered the curry and started necking these beers, corrrr Friday evening coming in strong.
Lots of immigrant lads out on the prowl for white fanny tonight. Oh aye.
>>82971728wish i was an immigrant so i could go on the prowl for white fanny
mad when yous go on about the kids going home this early.do the older kids not stay out? the ones old enough to go round on their own?
If there are any 14 year old English girls out there, be careful tonight.
I bet if turkmong was here in the UK he would be drooling like a dog with a bone looking at all the little girls in Halloween costumes. Glad he's thousands of miles away the little cretin.
I'm on the way to Amsterdam lads. Going to shag something blonde and beautiful, and smoke some huge bifters.
Deanos dressed as teletubbies getting sucked off by slags in generic witch attire
>>82971632Corr got some emo halloween tunes evenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teZCuAwOBRQ
>>82971778>Going to shag something blonde and beautifulgo on then lad while you asked nicely*bends over*
shagging ARSE for MONEY
>>82971778Love Amsterdam me, local bifter tonight though
Turkish slags dressed as kebabs
>>82971723Watching Fright Night and possibly Fright Night part two me. Surprised I'd not seen it before but always ready for a trashy 80s horror.
remember reading them Goosebumps when i was in primary school, the bairns would always go, "we'll be 13 next year, we'll be too old for trick or treating."made me scared of getting older, but not fun-scared :(
Turkish slags being fucked hard ugly bald fat white men that come over for a hair transplants for peanuts while wearing a little fez. Sad to see!
Imagine seeing grown men dress up for Halloween? Grow up you fucking invalid mong.
>>82971750Well yeah lad I expect they probably are about but they're not knocking on doors, they're smoking weed in the local park, or trying to keep their joints dry in the miserable weather. I dunno, live in quite a family oriented area me so it's all polite and above board where I'm at.
>>82971848loved goosebumps as a child
Halloween mad one @ The Swan
Hopefully I can manage to get an erection tonight for my fap session.
I bet shippy has his pants around his ankles wanking like there's no tomorrow at the thought of little children knocking on his door tonight. Halloween must be like Christmas come early for pedos.
Can't find a good film to watch, other than Cuties. Any recommendations?
Lollers' big evening. He loves halloween.
>>82971872if i was going out to a club or a party, i'd go in fancy dress, yeah.
>>82970990And move into the Sandringham estate. He's not kicked out of anything. A
Normies having sex because it's Halloween
Black man on tour in HHL townhttps://youtu.be/cc-gGwpGJHk?si=W5ZSLQwYxiUtsLlh
Had a wank to some horror themed pornography, to get in the spirit of Halloween.
>>82971994Means Sean might lose his V to some BBC tonight then lads.
Getting them urges to go full-scale tonight lmao ffs.
miss when apuettes would dress up as slutty cats for halloween
>>82972024gwan lad get the wooze, bags and slags in x
piss willy
any top shaggers in attendance tonight?
AWOO AWOOTHESE ARE NOT MY SAUSAGES, MR PEMBLBYOH MY WORD!
>>82972055HHL fucked a baddie last night apparently
>>82972075No, no... it was Steve, he's a baldy.
>>82972026it Girl Worldwe all just living in it
>>82971947Watch this lesser-known film called Compliance (from 2012). I HIGHLY recommend it.All the more insane when you consider it's a true story and very accurate to what actually happened, and the girl in it is a turbo hottie.
AND I'LL SAY! AND I'LL SAY!IF HE NOT THE WORST WOBBLING VICAR I'VE EVER SEEN, THEN I HAVEN'T SEEN SHIT FROM TOFFEE!GREAT BOUNDING GAZELLES, THEY'RE COMING FOR MY POTTING SHED!
MRS PALMERSON'S SON HAD COME THROUGH THIS MORNING WITH A PETITION FOR THE BUILDATION OF A NEW RING ROADAND I'LL SAY, AND I'LL SAY, IF THAT ISN'T THE SHITTEST FLIPPING IDEA THIS SIDE OF THE CENTURYSO I TOLD TO THEM, I TOLD THEM, STICK THAT UP YOUR FLIPPING ARSE, DUCKY. NOT ON MY WATCH!
Nobody even knocked.
Phwaor gotten up me X
OLD MAJOR TOBY, AND CORPORAL FUCK HAVE BEEN ROUND FOR A VISIT, WITH THE WHOLE BRASS BAND IN TOW.I WAS POLISHING TRUMPETS ALL AFTERNOON, WASN'T I ALFRED?SHCOKING BEHAVIOUR IN A STREET LIKE THIS. WHATEVER WILL THE DOGGERS THINK?
me, would have worn this if i had friends.excuse like that only comes once a year.
https://youtu.be/WinGsziDOH0?si=JIHW0T0xrkcxvYge
>>82972134you probably couldn't hear them from all the way up on the first floor.
Anyone interested in a Steam code for Buckshot Roulette? It's a pretty good game.
>>82972158SSM was a vicar last halloween
>>82972171Is that some sort of basement joke.Doesn't even work does it. Nobody has basements in this country.
it's all kicking off with the first floor/ground floor confusion
Corrrrrr! Got Menace II Society Criterion for only 18 quid. Usually goes for 26.
steam codelet me know if you've redeemed it
>>82972274Pathetic desu lad
i don't fuck with clowns i'm with the scarecrows x
Some of you need to go outside
Mad how they got actual black people to do the black voices on Family Guy and The Simpsons and they don't even sound black anymore.
>>82972314Some of us don't have shoes
>>82972381You can go barefoot outside. In fact, it's good for you.
>>82972395Like going bareback in some pixelated Japanese pussy.
>>82972404I mean... a bit like that, but, in many ways, in fact most ways, not at all like that.
>>82972404Yes lad that's the perfect analogy, nailed it in one
Having a couple of drinks now fuck it. Why not? It's friday afterall
HHL fucked a baddie bareback while we replied to Ruthmong's doomer posts
>>82972417Me? Drinking piss from a Japanese lassies unpixelated anus (pixelated when my tongue goes in).
So looks like there's 1 disease modifying treatment for PPMS, but I'm not a fan of the side effects. It attacks the immune system, so leaves the person more susceptible to infections. Not really a fan of that probable outcome, so fuck it, no DMT's for me. Also, I'm popping a dnacpr notice on muh records. If something happens, it happens. This is happening to me, I'm not fighting nature. Not hanging round to keep being a parasite. I failed to provide for my future, I've got no way to provide for myself in the future. It's not looking good, lads, but it is what it is. Would be good if death came soon, but I doubt it. Not going to do anything to speed up muh death, but not doing much to prevent it.
>>82972426You're a bore lad.
>>82972429Think you might need some further human biology lessons lad, you appear to be somewhat confused.
>>82972426Did HHL actually get lit and fuck a baddie the other night or was that a joke?
>>82972444Well it's her piss that I collected and poured into her anus for consumption. Use your head, lad.
>>82972446Look at the lad.Only way he gets laid is if he paid.
I wonder what costume Ruth will be wearing tonight.
Helper did hire a prossie one time but he couldn't get it up and let his mate fuck her. Essentially paid a prossie to fuck his mate. He also has a micro cock. Even when he tries to deny it nowadays, he was very insistent on it in the past and has a history of SPH porn so he's just trying to back pedal.
going out for halloween soon I will be dressing as SSM wonder if anyone will get the reference
Hope Crossy is ok, and not falling for hhl's psychological manipulation tactics.
>>82972472Normies would probably just think you're a generic big bazza.
holidays are weird when you have no social life
>>82972493I've tried going places on my own in the summer. Depressing, makes you feel even more alone. Might start going to places in the winter instead. I imagine the seaside is quite atmospheric in the winter.
>>82972450Oh shit now I feel like a god damned idiot. As you were lad, enjoy your proclivities
Wouldn't mind fucking a healthy young girl with big milky perky tits and a salmon pink pussy.
>>82972498going places alone can be fun but they must be strictly non-social places, so no beach, cinema or museum. try fining a river then just follow it i did and it was quite nice
cherry ripe pusy mmmm x
>>82972513i take back museum that could be fun alone
nightmare in knightsbridgei like to buy shit x
Changed me mind again about going out tonight. Fuck town. Just stopping in and staying cozy me. Got them wuppas on tap.
>>82972513Cinema is peak to go alone. Nobody gives a fuck. I go during the day all the time and it's always empty.
>>82972531nice one laddoing anything spooky?
>>82972537i got a single ticket to see Jurassic world and the girl and the counter laughed )=
Daily reminder that PRINCE Andrew has never been shown to have done anything wrong.
>>82972551Don't talk bollocks lad tickets are all automated nowadays. You buy online or from a kiosk. Cheeky little trickster you are.
Blad, how's your Halloween going
>>82972560some lads here still buy train tickets at the station
Petted a black cat today.
>>82972568Licked some Japanese pussy myself, lid. Hairier than a cat it was.
>>82972513Cold empty beach in winter is awesome. You can see gorgeous sunsets at 3:30pm and have it to yourself. It's really peaceful and beautiful.>>82972498If you want to do stuff in winter, I recommend going to remote places where you can see a lot of stars at night, and it's freezing outside and then you can go inside with a warm crackling fire and be cosy.Lots of AirBnbs and holiday cottages up north and in Scotland which are cheap because nobody goes there in bleak wet weather, and if you are lucky it might snow.Only do this if you are OK being alone though. If you are a social person then going on holiday by yourself in winter is likely to make you more depressed than before.
>>82972540>doing anything spooky?Probably just gonna watch a spooky film in beddingtons later. Garn play some vidya for a bit now and unwind with a wuppa.
>>82972574You and the cat i petted both have fish breath now?
Halloween night total fucking loser posting hours ;_;
>>82972560this was a while ago>>82972564the machine is confusing so i always talk to the person at the desk
>>82972562Never liked Halloween to be honest. Never liked dressing up as a child. Had dinner and just chilling out at the moment. I've been on RuneScape all day and I'm a little burned out, might go back on it later.
Ticket machines are only for tourists and old people
>>82972580Do this but stood in a field in Wales.
>>82972593on that oldschool lad? phwoar post stats
>>82972580I used to live 100m from a big sandy beach on the North Sea.In the winter a small cabin was open most days with an old man who looked like picrel who used to sell Horlicks original made with milk, good times.
is ANYONE enjoying their Halloween?
>>82972593Hope you're on that woodcutting grind outside barbarian outpost.
>>82972609yank shite anyway
>>82972609this shouldve been the OPmaybe next yearoh wait there won't be a britfeel next year
>>82972588We all Halloween night losers in life x
>>82972464Cute little corset and devil ears. Lush.
>>82972625thougt youd given up on this femdom nonsense?
>>82972625Why you into that femdom shite lid? I guess it is kinda hot for a cute girl to degrade you.
>>82972609I'm watching Ravens Hollow and smoking weed
>>82972610Cringe, Draynor all the way
>>82972618yeah we're not making it to 500 posts before midnight.not disappointed, OP, just angry.
>>82972609Solid feel street image this. Yeah I'm having a nice time, watching Fright night on the sofa with wifeberg and dogberg. It spooky.
>>82972640corrr what kind of dog do you have lad?
>>82972635as for me it's the redwood tree x
>>82972609I'm drunk and just shat myself, so yes.
>maccies has no shaker friesGutted
>>82972635>cringeDraynor is for F2P faggots mate. LMAO.
>>82972658No meme sprite drinks either here.
living in a home county is hell because you have all the drawbacks of london but with none of the benefits
>>82972602About 100 hours in at the moment. Working towards getting dragon gloves and then I will get my combat stats to 60 and then work on getting barrows. Getting 70 cooking for the monkey part and then going back to questing.
>>82972636Bottom left nun irn bru cat foreshadowing crosslad
>>82972669good work lad keep it up mate x
>tfw another halloween without a gf
what movie should i watch then?what about that halloween seen all them before though int it
>>82972668Aren't there fewer blacks?
>>82972694Texas Chainsaw remake with Jessica Biel.
for me it's when they added that wizard town with the yew trees and the magic trees. wasn't good enough to chop them down me, but by golly i tried.
Enjoying some evening schizoaussie choons.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV3mCav5Rhc
>>82972694That hat is a bit big
>>82972672that's Salem lad, 2demonic4crossy
How deprived is your area lads?Good news for me, the area I left in Manchester has become more deprived since I left (sold my house to an immigrant).The area I've moved to has become significantly less deprived since 2019.That's what we call gentrification. I am the gent.
>>82972706>Texas Chainsaw remake with Jessica Biel.thanks lid i liked the original so i'll give this a try
>>82972694the Synapse Films remaster of Suspiria (1977)
>>82972464I bet she is wearing something much hotter these days.
watching that fright night nows, but feels like a long goosebump episode
>>82972746meant to watch that too mate thanks for reminding me>>82972752its a bit goofy but i liked it
>>82972745I actually quite enjoy it to be honest. Jessica Biel is fit as fuck in it too.
Don't you just hate it when you start a game and it bores the shit out of you? Feels like most games are becoming that way.
>>82972765Always happens for me nowadays. Only a few held me for more than an hour.A lot of it isn't necessarily the game though, I just end up thinking its more effort than I can be arsed with and not bothering.
i could have had sex tonight but i chose not to.
>>82972765I barely played any games recently. Been just playing VNs. Suppose I'll get GTA when it comes out. Maybe grab Ghost of Yotei when it goes on sale in five years.
You mum do this halloween lads? Or is it a middle class reaction?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLhfR_80uAI
>>82972776Not surprised you don't play any games if the only ones you want to play are generico slop for fags.
>>82972782yes every single year, all lights off and curtains closed
Miserable fucking night boys
Do they do halloween nights at pubs?
>>82972752sounds fun tbqh. i live my horror a bit daft.
>>82972786Don't even do that myself. Nobody comes these days.
Oh aye xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIH8apgah0I
>>82972805BJ lips? bit inappropraite that mate
Imagine chasing lone females after midnight on halloween night in your ghostface mask.
asked grok for some 80s cheesy horror recs, here's what i got:The Return of the Living Dead (1985)Night of the Creeps (1986)Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)The Stuff (1985)Chopping Mall (1986)Slumber Party Massacre II (1987)TerrorVision (1986)
>>82972813It's the closest the lad will ever to get to a woman's lips, let him have it.
>>82972775>i could have had sex tonight but i chose not to.I reckon I could pull if I really wanted to but me mental 'elf gets in the way so I'm afraid it's yet another night of ASMR gfs for me x
>>82972840what's indian lass doing for halloween?
we used to do 'penny for Halloween' (like 'penny for the Guy'). we actually did it in the whole week run-up to Halloween. usually we'd get money, but some more MODERN households would give us sweets instead.
>>82972821I mainly think about abducting them and chaining them up.I wouldn't ever do it of course, it's just one of those fantasies we all have to get yourself through the day.
>>82972840Why do they love Halloween so much? It's just another tacky Ameriburger event to me. Lot of plastic waste too with people buying cheap costumes and decorations.
>>82972785Wrong, lid. Been playing GTA since I was a kid. I play other games too. Mostly grand strategy games and NES games.
>>82972840Didn't you fuck a baddie the other night?
I just found out I can't ever work because I have 0 references in my 30s. Apparently you need references for everything now. I guess the state will just have to pay me bennies until I die.
>>82972845Haven't got a scooby doo. Nottingham meet up got cancelled.>>82972853They get to dress up and play pretend. They love that shit.
>>82972840>I reckon I could pull if I really wanted toMust be nice being that delusional
>>82972873>NottinghamI fucking love Nottingham
>>82972852Imagine hiding in a bush and jumping out at them. It's not right you can't have fun beyond childhood.
>>82972647Proper mutt lad, Romanian streetdog rescue. He's a good lid
>>82972785>the only ones you want to play are generico slop for fags.you're saying this to the man who's been playing degenerate eroge for the past several weeks.
Honestly the kind of VNs he plays are pretty niche deviant stuff by the sounds of it. Proper wrongun are DVDlad is.
>>82972752Well done lid, just finished it me and about to start the chilling sequel. It's utter nonsense, especially when one of the vamps just turns into a dog for no reason, and then when the vamp familiar is immune to bullets
Looks like HHL's campaign to chase out all known posters, has been a success.
>>82972887VNs aren't really games.
Don't you just hate it when you've had a wank and now you can't look forward to watching more porn until your dick is ready again? I hate that feel.
One of them nights lads.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjdCo-7Ll_w
Black woman, white man.White woman, black man.Make it stop with these shit tv ads on youtube. I swear they want us to all be racist.
Decided lads, commie leftiefags are insane. I fear some of you are commie leftiefags.
>>82972898if they have choices, they become games.
Life is passing me by. If I stop watching porn it won't make any difference to my life.
>>82972939choose your own adventure books are not games
>be dvdlad>crippling dvd addiction>hoards digital manga>sexts with AI regularly>plays gore sex vns>spams thread daily about JAVtruly a unique individual
>>82972895it's too long for what it is, could easily cut at least 30 mins for better pacing
I just want lads to post emo tbqhwy.
Why won't she say he was paki?
>>82972952Give it a rest HHL.
>>82972948>choose your own adventure booksyou mean the trademark name for one particular series of gamebooks?
any spooktacular happenings in britfeel towers tonight lads?
If you're not a strong, attractive and tall male, the female will not want you. There is no point bothering to contribute to society if you are not getting pussy.
>>82972963Because whites are the problem. That is the narrative. Can't stray from that.
need me a fat bitch
>>82972884You actually can do that, there is nothing stopping you.
There are too many rapey men coming here on dinghies and you will do nothing about it.
>>82972981I'm a strong, attractive and tall male, and the females don't want me.The real headline: if you can't talk normally and not give her the "ick" then females won't want you.
>>82973012A child would not be prosecuted. Maybe get told off. For a man, he'd likely get a conviction.
>>82973032They use many ways to come here.
>>82973036Don't try to convince the inceltard of reality, when stepping outside for 5 minutes would show him plenty of unattractive men with wives and kids.
I think my mum's dog has autism. Is dog autism a thing?
>>82972961sorry lid im off to bed now, halloween movie night isnt it xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UR6UWckMZV0
for me it was Give Yourself Goosebumps (trve games).
>>82973062Thread needs more of the emo lads init, wouldn't put the sole responsibility on you laddington.
>>82973039The bad ones are coming here on dinghies. They're basically shadow terrorists and rapists. They are being sent on missions to rape women and attack when the opportunity arises. Scary how the government is doing fuck all about it. It used to be calculated attacks but now these men on dinghies are just doing lone wolf type of attacks.
>>82973036I don't think you are physically that attractive. You'd at least convince yourself to put on an act around women. I'd much rather be physically attractive and develop my social skills. You can't develop your social skills if you aren't attractive.
Only a few more hours until No Nut November. Garn try go the entire month me.
my cousin had some of those Fighting Fantasy books but they were 2complex4me. stats and dice and that.they reprinted them a few years ago but they lost the rights to the original illustrations. and i'm sorry but that's just not acceptable. imagine if you watched Star Wars and the music was gone.
>>82973103I'm autistic. I tried everything, literally everything. These unwritten rules and non-verbal communication and small talk I just have never been able to learn, because it doesn't seem to be based on rules. I get on very well with computers, but not women.I have had women throw themselves at me before, exasperated, after I've failed to read their "signals", and they tell me I'm gay, or ask what's wrong with me, or in 1 case demand "why won't you have sex with me" (I had no idea she wanted to).
I don't think the first two are 'creepy'. Far from a woman's 'worst nightmare'. They could quite easily hide their past and continue to get sex just on their looks alone. Maybe even leave the country and start fresh. Women would rather fuck rapists than you because physical looks are important.
>>82973141Women have never "thrown themselves" at me...ever. You're a very lucky man. Hopefully you don't turn into woman hater like me.
>>82973141The "are you gay" accusations I don't care about. Those usually came from women in clubs who I'd just met and apparently missed their signals.The ones which hurt were the women I had known for weeks or months who one day turned to me and said "what's actually wrong with you". And then they go on to explain how they've been giving me signals and they're interested.And in those moments I feel like an actual robot. Like... what do you want from me. I didn't know this was the case. Women go on incels feeling entitled to sex, but try being an attractive autistic man who blanks all women and assumes they aren't interested, they get very offended and eventually become antagonistic, because they think that some kind of invisible things they've been doing like touching their hair means you should have fucked them.>>82973174I despise women.
>>82973090The biggest issue we face, comes from politicians. Those cowardly traitors are the real issue. Until they are dealt with, we will continually face issues.
This will be British young men in the coming years. Women will just have to do some real work or lower their standards.
Imagine going to the gym these days. Fucking hell even little lads are struggling and worrying about a future of not getting any pussy. I bet most of them don't have girlfriends.
I have given up bothering with life because>I will never have a good job and be paid a livable wage>I will never move out and probably be homeless one day>I will never get sex and relationships>I will never have enough money to do anything fun other than consume vidya and be on the internet all the timeNo point at all lifting a finger when it's all rigged against men like me. At least I have my free will, though. That's what they fear.
>>82973198do they get bennies?
I'm surrounded by deprived (brown) areas... is it over for me? Soon probably. Protected by impassable ground but I don't expect it to last. I'll need to move again, to a more white area in the next 10 years.
Wonder if this mad lad is cutting about in his Nazi costume tonight. Oh aye normies fuming x
>>82973233I expect they rely on their parents like ameriburgers. Many do not care. They can be homeless or go to prison once their parents die.
>>82973243Women will shun him in public but they're frothing at the gash in private.
>>82971994just watched this. based Mackems. feels like the YouTube guy didn't get the responses he wanted.also /britfeel/ regulars might just recognise that pub at the end ;)
>>82973243That's one way to get attention from foids I suppose.
>>82973243>You in mywhy did the subtitles struggle there?all this AI and it can't handle 'accountancy class'? baka fr fr
>>82973198surely it's over >1 million here already?http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/correspondent/2334893.stm>Japan: The Missing Million>2002wonder what they're up to now.
>>82973251Maybe some women. Those ones getting up in his face will be coalburners or woke lesbian types. They probably believe the normie myth that Hitler and the Nazis gassed anyone who didn't have blonde hair and blue eyes. I've heard low IQ normies say that myth multiple times.
>no trick or treaters again this yearThe Haribo is now all mine, ALL MINE
>>82973310Yeah I'm sure a high IQ and well read intellectual like you knows all about what the Nazis did and didn't do.Although knowing you, I'd assume you just skim over the bits about Aktion T4 though, eh lad?
>>82973256Kek I was off my nut when I took this pic. It was the first game of the season against West Ham and I had been on the sniff the night before. Surprised I even made the match, when I got back home I crashed out and stayed in bed for 2 days. So glad I've been off that shite for 5 weeks now.
28 years later was good I really enjoyed it, nice little plots, twists and I never expected that ending hahaha.
>>82973327It's a good ol film, but its one of those ones where if someone says "you wanna watch 28 Years Later?" it just makes me want to watch 28 Days Later instead.
>>82973302probably forced to commit sudoku
>>82973338Yeah, I get that mate. For me it would be because 28 days has more suspense to it, also the camera work or direction in 28 days made it feel more like I was in first person in some parts of the movie.
>>82973310Even far left women and communists are desperate for right wing men to fuck them in private. It's a known phenomenon, because despite everything, they can't deny reality, and they want masculine strong men, not limp-wristed feminist men.I'm not even joking, they fantasise about a right wing man taking control of their life and telling them what to do.
>>82973404I'm also biased as it fucking imprinted on my hard when I was younger.The idea of a rage virus seemed realistic enough it basically made me think it was inevitable from the age of like 15 up until 18 and it genuinely fucking terrified me.
>>82973327Yeah solid film lid, saw it at the cinema and thoroughly enjoyed it. That ending with the savilles is just fucking bonkers.
>>82973310>the normie myth that Hitler and the Nazis gassed anyone who didn't have blonde hair and blue eyes. I've heard low IQ normies say that myth multiple times.my year 9 history teacher once tried to make some point about the Nazis and discrimination by dividing the class into groups. the 'pure' group were allowed to talk and the 'impure' group had to sit in silence, that sort of thing.it started with hair colour, then eye colour, then something else. and i've gotta say: as a blonde-haired blue-eyed lad who was in the elite group until the end, i think her lesson may have had the OPPOSITE effect to what she intended.
Decided to watch the 2011 remake of fright night instead of part two of the original. Colin farrell and David Tennant, Imogen Poots and the mum from hereditary. Solid cast, still very silly. Think I'm just watching Fright nights for the foreseeable.
>>82973032Came here banged a white lass and he will be deported
>>82973326>So glad I've been off that shite for 5 weeks now.fuck hell you have 'n'all.>Feel ill af me. Never drinking/touching drugs again. Cba anymore. - HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN, Friday 26 Septemberfive whole weeks. and people said it couldn't be done.
>>82973518Well he also said he wouldnt drink all of October and didn't last a week.
>>82973518>fuck hell you have 'n'all.He said he was doing lines like 2 days ago I forget.
>>82973553He is a menace, he is completely wasted every day.
>>82973518Aye that last comedown was brutal af so I'm pretty much done with sniff for the foreseeable future. Just need to get the demon drink under control now and am kushty.
Anyone else hoping for a cold winter?
>>82973553That was bingo you mong. Jesus christ.>>82973573Another blatant lie. I get drunk like once a week at most asides from the occasional bender.
>>82973606>I get drunk like once a week at mostMate that is so easily disprovable from your posts it's barely worth even laughing at.
>>82973606The benders occur regularly mate. Approx 4x per week
pissed lads feel sick
one month off the gear = earned a few wokkles from the garage, i reckon.
>>82973621Not me, I'm having another vodka. Might feel sick in a bit.
>>82973621I'm 5 pints in and don't feel sick at all. Mostly tired and need a piss.I haven't felt sick or been sick due to booze for fucking ages, and if I have it's usually from eating like a massive fucking pizza on top of all the booze.
>>82973621Me? On the tango wango. No wangover for me in the morning. It lush.
>saved a good chunk of change this month>got no life so fuck all to spend it on
>>82970736Not sure footspacker is any good at maths.
Why don't the Korean NEETs just enter the Squid Game?
>>82973629Heh nice try, Kate x
i felt quite sick and miserable from chocolate + staying awake + a few lines of speed.few tramadols and a diazepam, now i'm right as rain.
This goes hard, let's go. The night is young
>>82973731Me? Been casually doing a bit of 5-ho-met throughout the day to keep things nice and trippy, had some wines and some codeines in the evening with my spooky halloween movies. Keeping it nice and tight all round. Up the lads, glad your early morning speed bump hasn't taken your muffler off
>>82973731Honestly I never understood twats like you.If you are having to take more drugs to balance out the other drugs, why fucking bother with any of the drugs in the first place?
>>82973748Nta but drugs are fun lad, there's a reason people do them they make you feel good. Duhhhhhhhhhhh
>>82973738remember when this guy did a Q&A on /mu/ and he avoided all the questions about Steev Mike.VERY sus imo tbqh.
>>82973758Yeah but you take them to get a high, but then if you get too high you take downers to... get back to normal?I just never got the point of that. Stay high/down, don't try to level it out.
If I moved to North Wales as an Englishman will they hate me? I mainly am trying to escape blacks and Muslims.
>>82973745>had some wines and some codeinescareful there lad.>>82973748because i don't have access to a time machine.
>>82973775they hate the English. you go into a pub and they all start speaking Welsh.
>>82973776>because i don't have access to a time machine.Then maybe just don't take the fucking drugs, chuffing hell mate. Or get some willpower.Actually wait I see why suggesting that to a junkie might be dumb.
>>82973794Yeah that happened whenever I visited.I just thought they might have got over it but I guess not. Infinity Somalians and Pakistanis for Wales because the English are bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFYtLi_PFPc
>>82973796>Actually wait I see why suggesting that to a junkie might be dumb.see, you get it!
>>82973776Alas just otc codeines, two nurofen plus and two solpadeine max brings me up to like 48mg of codeine, just enough to get a bit comfy but without actually being fun time high, but you gotta do what you gotta do.
>>82973868You sound you like you have a problem.I've never really cared much about codeine myself, more of an upper person, but be careful lad.
So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl nd she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
>>82973898it was Jackie Chan
will probably have spooky times tonight but as the drugs wear off. oh well, it'll pass.
Yesterday Google finally 3D mapped my neighbourhood, and I am absolutely thrilled. Buzzing right now.
>>82973889Thank you for your observations captain obvious
crosslad would have liked that /x/-tan pic, if he was still with us ;_;
Less than 10 minutes until Wovember x
>>82973930I see him online on PSN most days. In fact, he's online rn x
5 minutes until the start of No Nut November, good luck gents x
Ozark is great. Nobody talks about this show but it do be kino don't it?
well, there goes Halloween.
>>82974075It has begun x
>>82974058Who is this fine piece of meat?
Imma be the last britfeeler standing this No Nut November. I swear it. Blue ballz coming on strong.
>Top women get top men>Mid women want top men>Low women want mid men>Mid men choose between celibacy and low women. >Mid women completely fuckedIn the future you'll have two kinds of women, Gorlock The Destroyer and Princess Leia. Zero-in-between. Either hot or ugly. No "cute".Unless you're Han-Harem, you're stuck with either Gorlock or nothing.And that's when men either go for asian women en masse or leave civilization to rot, while the orcs continue to immigrate, breed with Gorlock, and she hatches hordes of 56%er orclings.Mexicans, Italians, Africans, Indians... Their ancestors bred with Gorlock. That's where they come from.
>>82974150VisualSounds1. My geordie ASMR queen x
Only gone and failed no nut november lads.
Is there like a public halloween party or some shit I can crash or am I fucked if I dont have friends? In London obviously
Oh aye that's me ASMR sorted for later xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCYbnebDbBY
forget NNN, i'm going to start Gorlockmaxxing
>>82974181>failed within the first 7 minutes Kinnel lid. I'm gonna try to at least last a week.
Will bonking Ruth.
>>82971431>>82971475>I stopped filling my pores with aluminium years ago. QRD on this?
>>82974175You need very serious help.
>>82974227https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKeg6y4X9ng
The Helper regime is eternal xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQV0sa9PP4g
Every day the same. Bored of this life.
>>82974262>NNN Day 1the start of an era.
>>82974175She will never do any real work unlike men.
>>82974278you've made it this far so you might as well keep going.
>>82974259ChatGPT says this is bullshit. I dont go outside anyway so I don't really need antiperspirant but I still use it out of habit from my normie days
Me? I've gone 20 minutes in NNN so I think I will succeed.
>>82974288she needs to work on her arms. they don't fill out the costume properly. 2/10 would not bang.
>>82974304https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjKNbfA64EE>I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older.he's right
>>82974286A new era indeed. Welper regime loyalists are on the march.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvCGCBq42Ms
>>82974310that's 100% of the November we've had so far. you're basically proven you can do it, so you might as well just have a wank.
watching that Saw I for some proper horror
I've drankl too much and have very extreme unctonronlnalable hiccouhgs. Need adfice.
>>82974288Aye she gets betabux from plenty of simps. I've seen some simps send her big donations in the comments. I may or may not have been one of them x
>first result for 'visualsounds1' is Saw ASMRwhoa
>>82974421There is no escape from are Jen x
Thinking bout them Scuds me x
I'm going directly to bed.If you read this, fuck you. It hurts. Fuck everyone.
>>82974450i find these videos strange and uncomfortable.
>>82974482*launches a Scud missile at your beddingtons*
>>82974494Be careful going down that ASMR wabbithole de lid. It's much darker than you think.
>>82974381I feel so much pity for people who still drink alcohol.
a lady is telling me i'm a My Hero Academia character and tapping her purse.get the hell away from me.
danny boy mode to start Novemberwhy not?it lush
being scared cures hiccoughs but it's no longer Halloween.>>82974381>>82974482drink water before bed.
WW3 soon lads
>>82974304Chatgpt told me something different.
WW3 = Scuds on tap
>>82974561about time. we need to go back to the Moon, too.
Liars never provide truth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GL2X3Tyqhis
>>82974569I'm referring to the idea that blocking the sweat glands supposedly causes health issues.
>>82974569is it because you worded it affirmatively?ChatGPT always tells me what i WANT to hear.>do animals have oral sex?>That's a really interesting question! Here's a list of animals that...i bet if i asked>why DON'T any animals have oral sex?it'd explain why they don't.
>>82974582Im sure I meant to say proof. I feel I should have a mongboy image to attach, as I am a mong.
>>82974561WW3 is already on and its coming out of my arse
>>82974592Stopping the body from releasing toxins? Surely can't be a bad thing.
https://x.com/Conflict_Radar/status/1984413978320367992Venezuela war soon de lids.I say let it happen. Ukraine and Gaza wars are boring af now.
A direct message to President Trump. If you invade Venezuela tonight I will go warage for wooze. The ball is in your court now x
>>82974597Ask it this.What is the purpose of antiperspirant, and how does it achieve its purpose
Cannot really be arsed rn me X
Me? Garn have a wot woodle and watch some new Beavis and Wutthead then am off to beddingtons. So glad I stopped in now. Just think of all them people doing their wollocks in right now. Rather them than me.
Wampton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lix-vr_AF38'magine if this gets shot at your dick lol
Hurricane Melissa is battering my house down rn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g70A9d58lDMTick tock drafties X
Think I've acquired a fetish for pussy speculum porn. Kinell.
>>82974905ohh wondered what that was.blooming heck.
>>82975161as in, the medical tool to open them?do i even want to know how that can be porn?
>>82975161We have one at home and the wife used to like it. She was into me spitting, pissing and wanking into her pussy. Sadly we had to stop using it because she kept getting UTIs
>>82974866What does stopping in mean?
>>82975219Not going out and drinking? Seems pretty self-explanatory de lid.
>>82975254I've heard it before but I wasn't sure. I would've probably thought it's the opposite like stopping in for a pint.
Lots of drunks in this thread earlier this evening
>>82975296they've all gone to bed. dehydrating themselves over night, the fools!those of us who took alternative drugs, we're passing out then jolting awake every 5-10 mins aren't we lads?
>>82971119this tbqhWhen everyone accepted the retarded story of the cameras magically breaking and the guards all going to sleep at the same time allowing the world's most high profile prisoner to pull off a physically impossible suicide by hanging I lost all faith.
>>82975361i'm jolting my knob every 5-10 minutes
>>82971203Grim to be quite honest senpai
>>82973243His costume was too scary even for All Hallows' Eve
F in the chat for all the lids who have already failed NNN. Day 1 is actually one of the hardest days contrary to popular belief.
Shirley Bassey - For Your Eyes OnlyNow that's a sweet tune.
Exquisite spaffington, was it not X
Strange vibes in the air lately. Dunno if it's just me. Can't quite seem to put my finger on why though.
Hungry af but no food in the house, will have to go to bed hungry, not rite imo
>>82972873>Nottingham meet up got cancelled.Did she find out that you live in a care home?
Do not give in to wageslavery. The government thinks blocking porn will have shifted our minds to being cogs in their machine. Until I get real pussy, I will not work at all. Simple as. Men that don't get pussy shouldn't have to work. There is no benefit to us.
>I drive a car and make minimum wage, my weekly petrol expense is a day's wages, let alone my GBP3000 insurance on a 2007 shit box. It's absolutely ludicrous.I would fucking hate to work to travel to work. Fuck being a wagie.
>>82976108Use a bicycle desu
>>82976064>Do not give in to wageslaveryI'm at work rn
Dozed off half-way through an ASMR video. Ahh well, spose that's the point of it really. Garn sleeps properly now. Nighty nights.
tiny spacker in his tiny bed that no woman will ever lie in
>>82970990All of this because he fucked a girl with BPD who was 17 years, 11 months, 29 days, 23 hours and 59 minutes old at the time and then he lied about it during an interview.
Grooming is fine when done by white blokes
>>82976149That might not be feasible depending on distance. The wagie may be disabled/too fat for a bicycle.>>82976198Grim.
>>82976416Last time you rode a bicycle?
>>82976427Long time ago. Maybe 2005.
>>82976468Do you think you could still do it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2h60hCJh2UUne kinegraphique
Cba to work desu my fellow dudes just want to go home but not allowed to, close to tears me
done me back in yesterday lifting heavy stuff
Literally zero trace of a hangover today. One of those 1/100 times where there's not even a slightly upset stomach or minor headache. What to do though?
>>82977127>What to do though?Have a couple of jars
what up playas?
Sorry for the late replies, lads. And Morning morning morning all good lads. I fell asleep after watching Alien 3, the assembly cut version. >>82973417I like that too, if there is a possibility that it could happen then I find the movie or series more gripping. Like Contagion and Outbreak movies.>>82973444>That ending with the savilles is just fucking bonkers.hahahaha yes! I made me imagine a future world where the UK is quarantined and the rest of the world has continued to develop and now there are tourists from all the over the world to us the UK as a hunting ground for zombies. Just to spice things up one group LARPs as Jimmy Savile when they go zombie hunting hahaha.
>>82977218shut up ye nonce
the booze will kill him off dead it might not be for you, but it's gonna be for him he never asked to be born with tmau but he making the best of it everyday
>>82977218Nonced any kids yesterday? NONCE
Fanny shart
I find it weird that hypothetically if he did fuck guffrie and it was at Epstein Island, and Epstein had hundreds of video tapes seized that congress now has of powerful people fucking underaged girls and that he must not be on the tapes or they would say he was, that perhaps, he didn't fuck her. It seem ridiculous that Epstein wouldn't hidden camera record a member of the royal family fucking an underage girl.So, they have the tapes, he's on them, they cant say so because then all the other powerful pedos would come under scrutiny?
>>82977260>he making the best of it everydayAre you though?
>>82977278In England we day "paedos" not "pedos"
Oh piss off you bumder
>>82977290https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2000/aug/30/childprotection.society
is it better to live near the sea? reckon in most cases it is
Britain has been paedo island for thousands of years, time to nuke it
My Apu didn't come home last night. Went to look for him and found him splayed it someone's driveway, immobilised by toilet paper and covered in broken eggs. I think someone went along and floured the poor lid. He was in fucking fits of tears after they took his milky way crispy rolls. Just not safe on Feel Street anymore.
>>82977425>>82977425>>82977425Brand new thread for all the lads.
>>82977429Bit early, no? I'll stay here for a bit.
>>82977436had bad post 400 anxiety
>>82977436Needs to get his gimmick thread up before anyone else lad
What's for brekkie de lads? For me, it's a cream cheese bagel with smoked salmon oh aye
>>82977436>>82977452You don't get it lads. It's xitter drama, some lad has been thrown out of the house by his dad KEK SCREAM HOWL CREASE.
>>82977499https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2dm4_cIxFQshut it newfaggot tourist
Can someone make a proper thread pls thx
>>82977390>Milky way crispy rollsTop tier treat that, really sorry to hear your Apu got tricked out of them. Seethers are getting more dangerous by the year.
>>82977508Ok, princess.
Do you lads believe in magick or the supernatural? Any experiences?
Feel proper depressed lately
>>82977529>Do you lads believe in magick or the supernatural?No>Any experiences?No
>>82977541>>82977541proper thread for proper britfeelers
>>82977390looks like he tried to trick or treat de wrong house lad
Hey how do I get to be a Royal that bangs underage girls shipped out to me on the regular? Asking for a friend
We are not even at 500 posts yet
>>82978308we need thread finisher lad to post tits until bump limit
Post 499 I'm thinking
And perchance a final 500, wrap it up boys we're moving on
pretty grim. imagine suddenly needing to pay rent and get a job at like, what looks to be 80 without never holding a job in the first place
