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Hear Me Out edition!

Q: what is the most unconventional guy you're attracted to?

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not gay, but this thing
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im addicted to the kush nigga im a drug addict pill poppin hood nigga
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>Q
Milo Yiannopolous desu
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>>83028095

he reminds me so much of bruno the movie by sasha baren cohen
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>>83028067
>what is the most unconventional guy you're attracted to?
You already posted him.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUfFpuHraSg

another 2 hr turtle wow video. this one is half walking!

my warrior has ended up in a loincloth with legguards and a sleeveless metal vest now...i swear its not on purpose, its just the best stuff ive happened to get...
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>tfw no Russian bf
Russian bf.. please save me Russian bf...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FccIhsqXzdk
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where white glasses bf
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I want to stuff my fat face again, I might have a second dinner.
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>>83028191
Means you got a fat ass
Also it's lifting time
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>>83028191
its just a midnight snack
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I want an anglo bf who gets physically red when we hold hands
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>>83028206

My nearly 300lb fat ass. I've eaten all the soft foods I got for when my tooth gets pulled so I now I need to go get more before I can have it done.

>>83028210

at 10:30.
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>tfw no Spaniard bf with eyes like this
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I hate organising my computer files whenever I upgrade to a new storage system, it always takes days of work with all the waiting, renaming, just, when you're dealing with this in terrabytes worth of files it gets so SO annoyingly frustrating dealing with it since you know it'll take forever to do, can anyone else here relate to this?
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>>83028067
You already freaking kno boi
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>>83028282

I never do this, I just move the HDDs in my PC to the new PC and leave everything as is. I have a 1tb SSD that's been with me 12 years now.
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>>83028295
>You already freaking kno boi
Who is this
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>>83028312
macumber colpoin
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My lips are so fucking fat I feel like a nigger
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>>83028309
Lucky, normally I remove my hard drive to retire them from use whenever I upgrade for my pc, it's somewhat useful in case something breaks and I want to recover my files so I tend to check those every year in case it breaks down over time on its own, those are fine since usually it's just a 1:1 copy and paste from an old drive to a new one, but this time I'm dealing with a new microsd card with around 1tb for my phone so it is still copy and pasting, it just gets so tedious making sure thousands of folders are in the right places, have the files named properly (which is a bit above 80k+ from when I last checked), and making sure the subfolders is right so it works in VLC, it's worth doing though since as you can imagine having that much music and video without wi-fi is a godsend for me, especially with the way I've organised it making it pretty easy to find whatever I want in seconds, I swear VLC is the best software I've ever used due to this
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>>83028460
share library
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>>83028087
I've always wanted a junkie boyfriend, can we go sell copper for our first date?? :3:3
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>set up a group meeting
>hope to get to know your male crush better
>he just bonds with your close female friend instead
Being gay is like being a double cuck
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>>83028573
and then both went home with Tyrone?
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>>83028514
I can't rn since I'm transferring all the files still, besides I'll probably get shit on for my taste in media so I probably won't share it here (plus how do you even share that much online, it'll be so much easier to just hand someone the phone and let them prod around on it)
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>>83028634
torrents bruv

i have a bit above 1tb of music as well tho i havent added much to it in some years, since what.cd went down basically

we could make each other a magnet link pretty ez
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>>83028654
I'm an idiot, for some reason I thought you were asking me to send images of the thing instead of the actual files itself ._., I'm sorry but I do have to say no to torrenting it as well, my pc is already pushing itself transferring that much data and I'm not really too experienced in torrents much, plus I'm pretty sure most people don't want thousands of old undertale videos and music lol
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>>83028730
well, no, i dont want that specifically, but im sure thats not all you have. making torrents is really easy, it only takes a few clicks to make a magnet link in a program like transmission or qbittorrent and then anyone you send the link to can pull the files. unlike a regular download/transfer it will resume seamlessly after interruptions on either side so you dont even have to leave your pcs on or anything like that. you can also select which files/folders you want to pull out of whats included in the magnet link if you dont want the whole thing. the bottleneck on transferring the data will almost certainly be network speed rather than your computer. ill make one for a few things a bit later just as an example.
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>tfw no bf to watch hazbin hotel season 2 with
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>>83028878
I am going to hatewatch Hazbin Hotel Season 2, can we do that together?
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>>83028904
I can't hatewatch it because I enjoy it.
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>>83028226
I will lock you up in my basement without food until you lose at leasg 150lbs.
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Fuck off homos you have your own board.
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You, yes you reading this, owe me sex. Hurry up now
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>>83029442
ok, send me a dm, and I'll drop my address. I'll be waiting.
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>>83029454
Unironically Are you in the US
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Is YouTube just genuinely fucking unusable now? All I get is slop slop slop all the way down. There is literally nothing good on the platform anymore
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>>83029496
no, eurofag :(
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>>83029516
american boys belong with euro boys
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>>83028573
Shamelessly flirt with the male crush as a "joke" that's what I do.
if you're providing drugs/alcohol or a safe place for the group to meet up, you basically have a free pass to be weird.
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>>83029502
It does suck but I just use marijuana to make shitty content fun.
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I had a dream where I was playing a game and an old online friend who I hadn't talked to in years joined. We eventually started speaking to each other about a visual novel where two men are in love and by the end of the story one of them hacks the other one up.

I'm not sure what I meant by this but it woke me up.
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I want my neghole gaped and prolapsed and pozzed with gooey toxic cum.
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Wow, thursday is really the hardest and least active day huh. Anyway, had a lucid dream (as usual) where I was repeatedly falling face down and making a fool of myself while my ex-crush guy was watching. Me, him and his assistant in the office uniforms and after a chain of events and us constantly going somewhere only I got my suit torn, wet, dirtied, stained and literally had mud all over it. I'll never be a chad bottom.
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>>83028067
Foids that are attracted to school shooters wouldn't go near most of them if they hadn't killed people. They love violent men and everyone who disagrees is either a retard or coping
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>>83029609
Where's my american husband then
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>>83030600
They can't leave their house due to the fact they can't walk anywhere, no wonder how they get fat
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I will sail to the USA, and kidnap an American husband. I will parade him in a triumphant procession upon my return to Evropa, and we will live happily ever after.
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>>83027486
He also said it's comforting. So how is watching your shitty videos better than watching vtuber shitty videos that he already likes? What a bizarre way to save someone. I'm sure it has nothing to do with you shilling your under 10 viewers videos.
>please fuck out of my business
Your posts are public and in my thread and as such you will face my and other anons opinions on them. If you can't handle that please fuck off. You misunderstood the point of brining it up. It's merely to show I know him better than you supposedly do and can more accurately predict his actions too. I'm much smarter than you so I don't know why you keep responding to me and embarrassing yourself.
>i most certainly wouldnt want to start one with you
My feelings are hurt how could you say this :(

True I should've said you keep sperging out about their "addiction" a lot, which you do not that you hate them.
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>>83030034
why are gays obsessed with cannibalism?
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>>82992654
Dont you love when normalfags come here to brag about how easy they have it while pretending to be suffering?
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>>83031275
obvious made up story by obvious-made-up-story anon
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Would you rather date an incel who got friendzoned by a pedophile, serial predator when he was a child or a chad that got fucked by his dad and his dad's dog when he was a child?
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>>82994722
Not satisfied with his fantasies of watching meow take colored cocks anymore the shit eating, bbc addicted canadian now wants to see meow fuck women too. Why is he such a cuck?
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>>82995225
>anons says he wants to war a black tux
>cuck immediately starts talking about bbc
Cuckbot you have as serious problem
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oil rigs are so romantic...
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>>83031515
I'd jokingly "push" my fbf in there, only to accidentally push him in for real, and I'd have to live with the guilt of killing my oneitis.
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>>83031431
This is such a incredibly easy choice to make
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>>82996305
Cuckbot stop posting about scat you pig
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>>83029082
so gigabased
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My severance paycheck is two times bigger than I expected ka ching also my bachelors paper presentation went better than I expected yay
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>>83031515
Cuckbot coded bbc post
>>83031524
You would come here to cry about being lonely like every other (((incel)))
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Denji is such a pathetic desperate simp I hate everything about his personality. Angel devil is an annoying faggot. Aki is cool tho. Why did I like this shit again?
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The road to nowhere
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>>83031497
>>83031539
>>83031678
You have serious mental problems you are obsessing over scat and BBC when there is none you are seeing it when it's not there
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>>83031801
at this point he's likely keeping it up for attention only.
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>>83031562
Where to find a bottom like this?
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>>83031824
It became pretty obvious halfway through arguing with chudbot that he ran out of points to argue with so he just started making shit up to spam about
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>>83031801
I'm not cuckbot sorry you seem confused
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Don't tell you wouldn't make out with a hot beautiful african black man if he was tall, BBC and muscular and was in love with you and grabbed you
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>>83030041
That's very interesting meow but what does this porn have to do with the plane crash again?
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>>83029520
I don't get it. Meow is into degrading women now?
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>>83029637
Wow I never thought about it like that meow but I'm still not interested in black guys sorry
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this piece of shit
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Sometimes with the way I talk and annoy people online I worry that one day someone's gonna kill me for it or something
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i got a 3 day vacation on /v/ because i called someone and /pol/ posters brown. i didn't even use any slurs. they used "racism outside of /b/" as the excuse and i literally just called them brown. probably one of the most egregious and ridiculous bans i've ever been given in 18 years. i absolutely must have personally pissed off staff posting in said thread.
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>>83032182
You were using brown as a slur, wasn't you? About time they cracked down, it's basically been racism was fine as long as you don't use the N-word in forever.
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>>83032199
i said the worst posters on /v/, /pol/, and /tv/ are brown. simply calling someone brown is not a slur or racist, it is an observation. i pissed off a janny or mod so badly xhe must have had a panic attack and choked on xher hot pocket. unbelievable.
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>About time these racist bigoted chuds got warned for being racist bigoted pieces of shit
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i thought moderation would have got better but it's definitely getting worse post site hack. i guess that's what i get for having any sort of hope for anything ever. the most blatant off topic shit will stay up all day and i get slapped by a tranny janny for calling someone brown.
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>>83031708
>Denji is such a pathetic desperate simp I hate everything about his personality
This is why I couldn't get into Chainsaw Man. I watched the first 10 minutes and his pathetic foid worshipping disgusted me too much. God I fucking hate straight simps
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>>83032239
Timmy pointing like he needs to touch a BBC
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>>83032278
>reeeeeeeeeeeeee why does a horny teen boy want to have sex!!!!
severe mental retardation.
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gays here will lie and say that they weren't perpetually horny and fapping as teens then sperg out when a shounen protag is accurately portrayed as a horny teen instead of some bland asexual self insert.
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>i loved this childrens cartoon dont say anything bad about it or youre saying bad thing about me
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>>83032336
They're mad because it's a teen being horny for a woman instead of a teen boy getting anally molested by their father like their doujins
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>>83032349
>i only watch mature media for mature people such as myself
>the mature media is just gooning to gay porn all day
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it's so fucking weird how my dick can look like a micro penis when i look down while dicks around the same size as mine or a little bigger look objectively gigantic. i guess since i am used to my dick and the perspective makes it seem smaller.
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>>83032365
I goon to straight porn of 2 cute twinks engaging in anal sex
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>>83032278
>>83032362
I'd feel the same if he was simping for men, it's just disgusting behavior
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>>83029577
You make a very interesting point meow but I don't really see how this is relevant to you as a gay man
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>>83032428
so you're asexual and don't want dick or pussy. be quiet bitch.
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My dick looks smaller than other dicks same size as mine because I'm too tall it's over
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Why is cuckbot having a schizophrenic breakdown and posting his own bbc threads pretending meow made them?
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>>83029687
At least meow finally admits that these 7 inch white boys in the threads are micro dicked
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>>83032438
I'm not asexual, I'm a sexual but doesn't mean you have to be a simp for everyone with a penis just because of that?
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>>83032446
Which ones did chudbot make? So far I've only seen him link the ones meow made?
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there's a small blonde man at my job that sends me into gay panic every time I interact with him
he just seems delicate and soft I haven't seen another man like him
also you can tell that he obsesses over hygiene he always smells really good and his hair is perfect every day
I think he has handwashing OCD because his hands are super dry and crackly but for some reason it's endearing it makes me want to keep him safe
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>>83032496
>doesn't moisturize
not gay.
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>>83028371
>use meow's pc while hes at mcdonalds
>open pornhub
>all his fucking recommendations
How does meow simp proceed? Is he cooked chat?
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>>83032529
not BLACK either
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any uhhh
we got any of those uhhh
overwatch players in here or am i too gay
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>>83032557
Jonah likes to play the overwatch
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>>83032557
i have given overwatch too many chances over the years. it just makes me mad like most multiplayer games so i don't bother anymore.
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>the mentally ill homophobe straightoids getting mad that not everyone likes their SIMP slop
kek
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>>83032557
I always more of a tf2 fan
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>>83032569
>rrrreeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>WHY IS THE SHOUNEN PROTAG NOT A TERMINALLY DEPRESSED TRANNY
>WHY AM I BEING EXCLUDED
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>>83032557
>healers have as much DPS as the DPS characters along with heals and CC
I'm not playing a game where the healer class is blatantly better than the other classes to appeal to troons and women
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>>83032529
Not that guy, but if it is something like handwashing OCD (we're making a lot of assumptions and leaping through a lot of hoops to come to that conclusion), moisturization may be perceived as contamination or simply may not be enough to overcome the side effects.
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i want my skin to be silky smooth if i ever get the opportunity to touch a penis that isn't my own (i won't)
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i notice one of the greentexters is a lot more angry than the others
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Being blond is like a x3 buff to gayness
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>>83032616
hot blooded protags should inspire you. not make you kvetch. woman.
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Same shit with Final Troontasy XIV. Game is balanced around healers being broken for the troon and fat foid playerbase
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>>83032457
Why are you talking about yourself in 3rd person?
So far only one who tried to lust for meow is you and you're the one obsessed with him so if anything you're his simp.
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>>83032623
What about ginger anon?
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>>83032557
i played a hundred hours with pharah and got bored
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i would have a threesome with junkrat and roadhog.
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>>83032633
i don't even know who you're talking about but this reply is +1 to evidence
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>>83032638
Except chudbot never asked meow for sex it was meow who asked chudbot to rape him so I think you need to get your facts straight first chuddy
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>coom coom coom i want to fuck women
Fuck off to /v/ or the other coomer boards all over this site. Why come here
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>>83032623
yeah honestly if my job had a petite blond man that smelled good I'd be bricked up 9-5
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>>83032697
>reeeeeEEEEEEEEE!!! I WANT TO INTENTIONALLY MAKE MY DATING POOL SMALLER BY HATING BI MEN
>GAY GIGACOCK CHAD TOPS OR TWINKS AND FEMBOY BOTTOMS ONRY
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>>83032709
Where do black men fit into this dating pool?
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>>83032723
i don't think about blacks at all.
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>he actually was personally insulted by the simp slander
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>>83032734
i am sorry you need massive girthy chad penis to satisfy your enormous gaping hole.
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>>83032741
i'm the guy you mentioned in the 2nd half
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I need twink and femboy bussy all over my cock and face pretty please
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i spend all day looking at huge cocks and wishing they were my own so i had some sexual value and worth as a masculine top.
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>>83032827
What color are these cocks per chance?
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>>83032864
white since i am white as well. i cannot self insert if the penis is black.
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>>83032864
everything from onyx to vantablack
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>>83032709
>DATING POOL
>as if trash such as BI MEN are capable of having gay exclusive ROMANTIC relationship
lol
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>>83032908
why would i want it to be publicly known that i enjoy penis? i don't have a humiliation fetish.
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>>83032922
Exactly, it a fetish for you, a dirty secret that you don't see as something as full and normal as your failed attempts of being attractive to women and form a relationship with them. Fuck off binigger dicklet
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>>83032939
>gay man is obsessed with size and uses it as an insult exactly like a woman
shocking nobody.
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>homosexuality is not a fetish!!!
>but i would never ever date someone who doesn't have a massive penis
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>>83032955
>straggot tranny cries about his small dick and wander off into agenderism and expects it to not be used as in insult
Should I say sorry to you ma'am?
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>>83032978
yes when anything but the top 1% of dicks is too small to penis enjoyers the other 99% of men who can't measure up get insecure. god forbid.
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my gf got me sick with her cold and she went to work today instead of nurturing me
ama
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>>83032999
Fuck off cuckbot, no one cares about your ugly prison gay dick. Get the fuck out of my gen and cry about it in a place for other failed straggots
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>>83032999
Not him, but most bottoms are 100% okay with mixing in hands and toys to supplement after the top gets his rocks off. From experience, most tops seem to struggle with the idea that sex can be more than genital penetration. It's not necessary for both of you to cum at the same time. You could plap a bottom, get out a toy and destroy them, then maybe even be ready for a round two or blowie because you got horny helping your bottom finish. Your penis doesn't need to do 100% of the work to be a good sexual partner.
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the angry greentexter is now openly insecure this is turning into a sad story
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>>83033019
i'm not even that dude who has a 7"x6" dick
>7"x6" is now dicklet territory to gay men
just proving me right by the way that you're all size obsessed and just as big of fetishists
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>>83033027
>you vill cope with toys that simulate the chad dick i wish i was fucking if you don't have a colossal penis
cool.
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>>83033065
That's a personal insecurity you will need to handle yourself. It's unreasonable to expect your partner to do the emotional labor for your own insecurity. Unless you're exclusively seeking out experienced and ran-through men, most size-inclined bottoms did the damage to themself and won't be comparing you to another human because there isn't one.
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>>83033038
You are pathetic and retarded, there's nothing you talk about but your ugly dick, because you're a failure of a straggot that can't, won't and not willing to contribute to this thread nothing but your little dick traumas and insecurities. Girls already don't like you, normal gay guys with enough self respect won't give you any time of the day. You are boring and bored one note troll, probably a bot and no one wants your because you're mid on every lvl irl. It's not about size btw, your dick would be pathetic, ugly and small even if you were 11x9' or whatever
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>>83033092
all bottoms crave massive chad cock thoever
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>>83033065
>>83033117
>chad this chad that
>in a gay thread
Anon, you're clearly just addicted to porn and need to cope with it instead of pretending to be interested in men to compensate for your romantic shortcomings.
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>>83033113
i'm not even that guy i am a different anon, that guy has a large penis. imagine getting so upset when i call out your size obsession, at least women don't deny being obsessed with size.
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>>83033132
i guess i fell into an alternate reality where twinks and femboys aren't exclusively thirsting for huge chad cock.
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>>83033135
I really don't care what you are or what you're not, I'll pretend you're a copy of a retard that talk about anything else if you want me. You're not calling out nobody, you're not owning nobody, you're a failed straggot retard that need to talk to someone because he got bored. If you want honesty and women, since you can't putting them on a pedestal in your typical biscum nature, you might as well can go away, there are few trannies and real women that can comfort you about it. Now die nigger
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>>83033161
>there are few trannies and real women that can comfort you about it.
not when i am a dicklet/girthlet.
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>>83033138
It's more that every time you type the word "chad" everyone here sees this.
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>>83032670
Stop talking about yourself in 3rd person retarded bot and he never asked you to rape him either so maybe stop lying
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>>83033200
>gay/bi chads don't exist!!!
>yes all my bfs and sexual encounters have been with hung men why does that matter
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>>83033231
Chad/Stacy discourse is exclusively a cishet incel concept.
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>>83033191
Then kill yourself, I have no other advice for sad subhuman like you
>>83033231
>bi chads don't exist!!!
Correct
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my first bf was unironically a chad and i still dont understand why he dated an autistic retard like me
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>>83033279
>Then kill yourself
true, this is how everyone actually feels about dicklets/girthlets.
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>>83033275
so a gay/bi guy who has tons of easy sex because he has a massive penis isn't a chad in your opinion? what is he then if not a chad?
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>>83033283
how big was his cock? was it massive? did he have huge balls too? did he fuck you whore? he was a sex god? was your hole stretched? was he gay? do you miss him? was he tall and muscular too? are you addicted to chad now?
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Is it bi if I only sell women out via onlyfans and prostitution when otherwise I don't see myself ever dating one and would only date guys?

Like I sleep with them but it's more so a power thing than a sex for me.
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>>83033587
if you were chad you wouldn't have to pay for sex.
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>>83033218
He literally just asked to suck my dick last thread so I suggest you stop being a seething simp just because the whore you like wants other men >>83025349
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>>83033607
Yeah because you said I owe you sex lmao
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>>83033625
All gay bottoms do owe me sex what's your point?
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>>83032709
Dating bi's is like walking on a minefield in the age of mindbroken porn addicted netizens.
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>>83033587
>Is it gross if I only do gross things under gross circumstances when otherwise I don't see myself being gross if something unimaginable happens and it will stop me from being gross for a short time and then I'll go back to being disgusting?
Yes, you are gross and you will be no matter what you want us to believe
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>>83033648
if said bi man had a big cock you would still date/fuck him. cope.
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>>83033643
I would fulfill my debt if you weren't on another continent.
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>>83033643
That you asked for sex first
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>>83033648
dating bi's is just waiting until he finds the right girl and leaves you
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>>83033654
No because I'd rather have a long lasting fulfilling relationship than just getting a bigger dildo
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>>83033654
For every "bi" ""man"" with a big cock there is a cute nice gay guy with a cock as big. Cope harder troll troon
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>>83033665
biggest and most obvious cope itt.

lust and raw attraction will always win.
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>>83033547
mine was bigger
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>>83033675
>lusting over someone you're not romantically attracted to

what a whore you are
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>>83033651
I just don't see why it's bad pimping out women for profit, otherwise I would say I'm completely gay
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>>83033668
>there is a cute nice gay guy with a cock as big.
these hung perfect chad gay men are in the room with us now i assume, and obviously one is your bf right.

>>83033677
anon was the chad all along. not big surprise considering the average robot has a massive penis bigger than most pornstars.
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>lust and raw attraction will always win
irresponsible bi hands typed this
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>>83033691
yes since gay men are famously known for being loyal and romantic and not easy sluts who jump on any willing big cock.
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>gay men are famously known for being loyal and romantic
They are compared to retarded bishits like you
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I could've jumped on big bi cock but didn't
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Homosexuality got ruined since law stopped and religion stopped forbidding low IQ brown mongrels from practicing it.
It was meant to be an elite/aristocratic practice.
As usual, poor retards ruin everything.
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>>83033719
that's because you have brain damage.

>>83033718
cope of the century.
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>>83033725
I'm actually very intelligient
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>>83033689
so far we only have a dozen little dick bisexuals
lmao
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>>83033725
>cope of the century.
Bisexuality? Not being able to enter a romantic relationship with a female gender? Coping and repeating yourself under two names? Disassociating and being demented in your retardation? Trying hard to be gay as an ill straight "man"? Being unable to understand love because you're mentally ill and destined to roam from men to women to trannies and back? Ahahahah fucking retard
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>>83033607
He didn't know it was you and you were the one asking for it lol
I don't like trannies unlike you
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>>83033748
Wow mean I'm still not trans
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>>83033660
>>83033748
Just stating the fact that someone owes me sex isn't me asking for sex it's simply stating the fact they are in debt to me so think again chud
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Watching meow as he jerks his big cock and thick rodent balls with BLACK BVLLFRIEND Tyrone helping him before they plap the pussies of a real woman and a tranny that meow will never be
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>>83033784
What kind of sick fuck do you have to be to imagine up a BBC fantasy scenario with meow in it and he doesn't even take the BBC?
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I wish I had a tailor bf so I wouldn't have to endure some probably homosexual tailor i barely know groping around my body to take my "measurements"... He could dress me up however he wanted, I'd be his doll...
Unfortunately all tailors I've met were no younger than twice my age...
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I think that I look at playing a game like finishing a project while most people who play one game non stop for months look at it like going to work
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>>83033775
Wow what insane cope
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>>83033775
You literally thirsted over meow during no fap and he rejected you him asking to get raped isn't addressed at you so think again chud
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>>83032726
Canadian cuck thinks about it all the time
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>>83033827
Meow was seducing me and asking me to rape him and even posting a pic of his ass for me to ogle he did not reject me
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>i am insecure about not having a massive penis and it seems like gay and bi men care as much about size as women if not more...
>"lol your dick is small kill yourself now kill yourself IMMEDIATELY."
guess i got my answer.
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>>83033908
He never asked you to rape him he was just saying he wants to be raped you schizophrenic retard. He was posting his pics for everyone because he is a free use whore. Try harder chud
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>>83033873
Are these canadians in the room with us right now schizo?
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>waaaa I want to look older waaaa why did they ask for my ID at the store why does everyone think I'm younger than I look I'm a grown up
Get some real issues fag
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I urged you to end you pathetic shitty life due to you being a subhuman with garbage sexuality, not exactly for the size of your penis but yes kill yourself, you'll never be happy or interesting anyway, canadian shit eater cuck
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>>83033946
at least one, he's a brown mutt from canada and likes dreaming about black mens' cocks.
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>>83033946
Yes, you're right here cuckbot? Do you have a shit eating grin every time you link race cuck threads you made even if no one thinks it's meow who made them?
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Reminder this faggot spent months making pee posts about bunnymutt simply became he wanted to have him associated with piss and even admitted to doing so. Sad pathetic troll that cuts himself for being rejected by femboy trannies.
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Hookup culture is mentally draining and intimidating but its the only realistic avenue to be with someone nowadays
Fag dating culture is virtually nonexistent, so there isnt even a point trying
Just living day to day is exhausting as it is, how do people do this?
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>>83033958
i don't know who you think i am but i am not attracted to black men or black penis... i am also white.
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>>83033656
>all you have to do to get simps on r9gay is be annoying end recognizable
It's so over for non personalityfags
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>gayboy who doesnt like sex
god must have a sense of humor
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>>83034011
well every sex haver in this general is either a perfect and attractive/feminine twink or has an enormous penis so they have no issues having sex.
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>>83034036
Im a perfect twink, and I barely get anything
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>>83033682
Don't bother these cucks are literally soulless. They are so shallow and horny it's divine justice that the only joy they have in their pathetic sad lives is trolling here. Every accusation is a confession with them.
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>>83034052
you're a fucking retarded volcel if you cannot get endless sex as an attractive twink or big dick haver.
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>>83034061
What do you suggest I do? Give in to the requests of weirdos on grindr? I fell for this guy who basically just used me and just stopped talking to me altogether. There arent any gay spots in my town either, so no matter how you possibly could look at it, its futile
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>>83034056
>human beings are hardwired to be obsessed with sex and inject sex into literally everything all the time 24/7
>get mad when people who are denied something essential to the human experience because of circumstances out of their control are a little upset and go a little crazy
i am owed sex. maybe if i wasn't bombarded with sex everywhere all the time my entire life i wouldn't want it so badly you think about that?
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>>83033802
Tailor made bf
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>>83034081
>What do you suggest I do?
i'm an ugly girthlet what would i know. ask a sex haver here.

>I fell for this guy who basically just used me and just stopped talking to me altogether.
chad pumps and dumps who he pleases yes. as is his right.
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>>83034098
It really doesnt boil down to looks
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>being a volcel and not hooking up with any object is retarded according to bicuck
Is this a joke? Is this sexpest serious?
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>>83034114
>17cm is just fine
i'm going to assume you're talking about girth.
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>>83034115
its a joke otherwise he would have sex already
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>>83034104
spoken like someone with pretty privilege who has no idea how uggos suffer.
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>>83034132
Length I don't know how girthy my small cock is
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>>83034143
if you've never worried about your girth i'm going to assume it's very big. only people with big girth don't measure ever.
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>>83034114
i like longer than 22 cm because they're amazing to look at and play with especially if it's girthy with big balls
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>>83034115
>waaahh i'm attractive and have a huge cock i deserve a perfect flawless partner
okay. i'm sure you do.
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>>83034151
Nah it's not that thick
>>83034166
Countermanifesting.
>>83034169
Kewl
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>>83033943
>He never asked you to rape him
>He was just asking someone to rape him
Do you even read these things before you type them out?
>>83033972
>>83033974
Don't know of any canadians that post like that here all I've seen is chudbot who's a euro linking and complaining about meow's threads
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>>83034195
if you do not have insecurity surrounding your penis chances are it is a large size overall.
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>>83033990
I saw someone post a link to that guy's posts too bad there's no proof saying it who was or who was making those posts though
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>>83034212
No I'm just a bottom and don't want to use it I wish it was way smaller so that I wouldn't be expected to
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>>83034234
>implying big dick bottoms aren't wanted and popular
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>>83034208
Yes, he asked anyone not you retard. Learn to read. When you say he asked me to rape him it's a lie since he never mentioned you and doesn't like you. You act like it was addressed at you which it wasn't trollcuck
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>>83034208
Who do you talk about yourself in 3rd person retard? We know it's you, you're only only here who's obsessed with bbc, being owned sex as if anyone would wanna fuck you and trying to bring meow to you level because he told you to stop pestering him
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>>83034139
You could be a 0/10 but if youre kind and I enjoy your company then it doesnt matter to me how you look
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>>83034195
You're not a wizard you have no such powers troon witch bitch lol
I'm going to have an awesome workout because I can
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>>83034276
what a lying evil retard you are.
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>>83034250
I know what I said and I'm definitely not popular or wanted
>>83034281
Meow teehee if it goes wrong you know who to thank
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>>83034257
Right so he wanted anyone including me to rape him. So what's the problem again dumb ignorant coon?
>>83034275
But I'm not canadian and no one has ever posted proof that I'm canadian so how can a canadian poster be me?
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>>83034285
why are you assuming that im lying, when its in fact how i really think
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>>83034297
Because you keep talking like I was targeting you instead of talking to the chads here
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>>83034301
cause everyone who actually is unattractive is invisible to you and like a woman you see a 6/10 as "ugly" and below you still.
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>>83034309
not really, if theres chemistry then I would want something, its as simple as that
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>>83034302
But meow was targeting me he just offered to deepthroat my tiny smelly 6.5 inch penis?
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>>83034301
Because she's is pissed, because she's needs a reaction, because she's trolling and because she's a biscum tranny and never felt wanted or accepted and never will be, because her life sucks and she needs to bring you down to feel better, because she will be hanging from the ceiling soon fingers crossed
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>>83034325
you lie as easily as you breath. looks make the person materialize in your vision, anyone below your looks threshold as an attractive person doesn't exist in reality.
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>>83034297
The problem is you saying he tried to seduce you and wanted you while we have him rejecting you and bunnymutt and may others on record. So he didn't want you retard nor was he trying to get you.
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it's not enough for attractive people to live on tutorial mode. they have to constantly gaslight and harass ugly people on the internet.
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>>83034352
I never talked to bunnymutt he stopped posting before I got here and who's may? and how can he reject me when he offered to suck me off last thread?
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>>83034328
Yeah because you asked for sex
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>>83034357
You're ugly because your soul is ruthless, black, retarded, dark, nasty and possessed by a sex demon that forces to act this stupid, retard, obnoxious and willing to engage and copulate with everything and shag and use and discard everything if you ever get a chance like a true biscum, because you're a literal demon. And people see what you are.
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>>83034390
i will die a kissless virgin simply because of my looks and skinny penis. i won't even get the chance to pump and dump like the chads you claim to not exist do to the anons itt.
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>>83034114
Do you think there's a chance for a smaller guy... a non chad bottom vers-wanna-be with even smaller than 17 cm penis? Even if he knows he'll never be enough because his fbf, if fbf happens, won't feel much and god forbid had very big penised boyfriends before him?
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>>83034411
every sex haver has been with at least a few huge cocks nowadays bro thanks to hookup culture. best accept that fact now.
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>>83034378
Never asked for sex I just said he owed me a debt
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>>83034411
Why ask me I've never dated anyone
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>>83034418
Reminding someone of a debt is asking for that thing retard, stop coping so hard
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>>83034417
Can you answer the fucking question if you wanna be an inputhoe? I know I'm not a chad, I don't know if fbfs will treat me based on my penis size and dump me for not being a hung bottom-leaning guy...
>>83034438
Ok, my bad, but you just say yes or no. Do you need a bigger penis in your bf, ideally?
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>>83034450
everyone who enjoys penises wants them to be massive. use your head. you have to cope with toys and strap ons otherwise.
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>>83034446
I never asked for sex meow just offered me it retard, stop coping so hard
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>>83034450
Idk I'm not gonna leave him if it's smaller than average (which is 13cm) but I might be disappointed if it's really small
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>>83034466
>I never asked for sex I just said "fat whore owes me sex" while replying to meow
Keep copeing kid
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it's so bizarre that people massively downplay looks and penis size on a board where the only people who have sex are conventionally attractive and hung.
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>>83034458
you know people don't usually introduce themselves with their penis? it's fairly irrelevant. i wouldn't care much about the size really.
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>>83034482
Big difference between oweing me sex and just straight up asking him for sex but keep seething over it chud
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>>83034498
>it's fairly irrelevant.
it is absolutely relevant if you want to date or keep seeing the person for sex. you can ghost them asap otherwise.
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>>83034499
Yeah but you did ask
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>>83034398
No only your looks, no one likes you for who you are as person right now and we can't see you yet, cuckbot. Your persona is ugly too and so is your sexuality, cope nigger ahaha
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>>83034516
if i was attractive and had a big penis i wouldn't be here at all.
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>>83034513
No I didn't ask he owes me so I don't even need to ask not that I want to
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>>83034521
Saying that he owes you sex to him is asking for sex
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>>83034458
>>83034469
Ok, I guess I'll never have a boyfriend, at least for long, and he will find someone bigger down there easily...
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>>83030531
Because before they commit their crimes, they just look like normie guys to everyone else. Its impossible to know theyre a hot mentally ill chud just by looking at them. Doesnt help that most of them usually dont talk much to others so its even more impossible to get to know what kind of guy they are before they do what they do. If I found a guy who was openly an incel chud id probably want to fuck him even if he was non-violent
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>>83034530
Saying you is owe to him is the not asking
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>>83034539
Just bottom lmao
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>>83034546
It is and saying otherwise is you coping
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>>83034518
You shouldn't be here at all, you're not gay, you don't belong and you can't bring anything but your shitty cope and trolling and need to make people feel worse because women never liked you
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>>83034557
It isn't and you saying otherwise is egotistical
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Really hope that anon didn't actually cut himself for daddy
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>>83034574
Keep coping cuck lmao
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>>83034551
I don't want to just bottom, I got bottom dysphoria and want penile orgasms too and make fbf feel better myself and for some reason there's always people turning the threads into dick measuring contest :(...
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>>83034585
Keep simping for a finnish BBC loving tranny lol
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>>83034595
How big is it then it must be really tiny if you're that insecure
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>>83034573
yes every true straight man faps to dicks of course.
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>>83034644
Currently 5 inches....
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>>83034661
Who cares that's average yawn
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>sex havers massively inflate what is considered handsome, tall, and hung so that anyone who isn't 6'2", 8/10, and 8"x6" feels unwanted
>be shocked when hoards of men are insecure and self loathing
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>>83034657
They do if they become as mentally ill and deranged as you are and think of themselves as prisoners of their own sexuality that think they're so quirky and different than anymore else if their issues and ugliness cause them no bitches until they become trannies, just like you're doing rignt now straggot
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>>83034707
when did i claim to be quirky?
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>>83034682
But you said 17 cm which is more than 5 inches and it seems like everyone here has 7 inch penises that they can't stop crying about and consider too small.
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>>83034725
7 inch penises are small though their below average
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>>83034725
7"x5" is small to sex havers and on the internet. 7"-8"x5.5"-6" is average to those same people. bigger than that is actually large to these people. so yes to sex havers and people online average is micro penis tier.
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>>83034725
Yeah because mine is 17 doesn't mean I want my bf to be my size although it would be kinda sad to mog a top
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>>83034714
>yes every true straight man faps to dicks of course.
>haha look at me i'm not straight at all haha i'm so different and totally not hoping for women to give me a chance so i can be less mentally ill haha
>>83034749
Shut the fuck already loser, no one needs to feel worse because you fail at attracting a female
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>>83034747
>>83034749
No, they're not! As much as I wanna cry about and for a good reason, even in my country 7 inches is above average, and I live among chads!
>>83034750
Ok, that's plain and easy to understand. I once tried to boyfriend a guy and he was very casual about the fact that his penis is exceeding slightly 20 cm in length, I got what you're saying in reverse because why bother when he should be with someone similar. It wasn't the reason why we grew apart, but I wasn't feeling good after such mog.
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While watching Grave of the Fireflies with me the top made a sad sound and now I have the ick.
Should I gently break up or just dump him?
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Would you date a brown haired boy who would sexually molest you every night before bed? Suck your nipples and penis? Choke you to sleep?
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>>83034855
Yes, but only if we were together for long time and moved in together in 6-12 month after getting to know each other a lot in that due time.
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>>83034868
can we spend that time watching movies and playing video games together
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>>83034854
That's disgusting. When I watched the movie for the first time as a small child I kept laughing at the part where they show the mother covered with bandages and my brother made fun of me for it.
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>>83034880
is your chad hot? he's must be a chad
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>>83034897
chad brother*
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>>83034878
Yeah sure, why not? Is that all we gonna do? I wanna be a slow dater and do stuff normal people do when they meet someone.
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>>83034897
Nevermind I don't have a brother I'm an only child
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>>83034928
What stuff do normal people do?
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>>83034947
I'm not sure. Do they take walks in the parks, bump into each other with hot coffees, plan their weekend to be together, go to the cinema, come over when one of them is sick, give each other stuff and swap clothes, save up for more expensive things, expect each other to be open and honest and cute?
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>>83035009
I'm a deranged gay incel stalker. I don't know how to do any of those things!
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>>83034930
i wanna fuck your brother and become your step bro
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I would much rather lie in bed and get fucked and cuddle and watch stuff and be comfy than go out and sit in restaurants eating sitting in uncomfortable posture, rhythm dictated by waiters and surroundings, surrounded by people talking about crap I don't give a shit about while we can't talk how we actually want to. Idk why the fuck foids love this shit so much
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>>83035072
My kinda man :D
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>>83035060
This cannot happen no one in my family is gay so shut up
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A nice meal out once in a while isn't so bad, but not all the time.
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>>83035098
Exactly. Idk how foids are demanding to go out to eat at least once a week
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>no one in my family is gay
What a self report
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>>83035134
damn wow
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>>83035134
But I've always stated that I'm straight?
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>>83034081
you can change towns, you arent a serf
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>>83035042
I'm a failed normie, I'll teach you. Please don't be sexy and horny in public!
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>>83035131
foids are obsessed with status. Eating out is conspicuous consumption that shows off to other foids 'hey my man is rich enough to take me out to eat all the time, he is so high status and valuable!'
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>>83035154
Yeah fuck off straightoid
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>>83034500
>>83034534
>>83035165
Explain yourself right now shit eating prisongay canadian cuckbot
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I even got to pet 2 cats
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>>83035284
Yay why do you always go to the gym so late
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I am craving the fast food, I have avoided it two days in a row and I don't know how much longer my will power will hold out.
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>>83035298
I'm retarded idk. I should go earlier you're right. I wake up late too. I went for a 2-3 hour long walk today so I was too lazy to go after that and wanted to game n stuff.
I just procrastinate everything I think. Waaah
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>>83035254
This is the problem with assuming that every post that mentions BBC or chad is made by the same person and why've you become mindbroken
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I need to Sleep but I am getting picked up Soon. I want to curl and Sleep for the next week. My body and my Brain is exhausted so I'm drinking Coke in the hope of it giving me SOME energy. It probably won't. A customer at work today said that I'm useless and that I look like I'm 12 years old, he was trying to get at me but I felt quite complimented over it.
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>>83035381
I think cuckbot is mindbroken since he believes all bbc posts are made by meow when cuckbot is the one behind them?
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>>83035478
you hot for a hung dom top
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>>83034092
noe, tailor bf.
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>>83035487
What's the proof that those BBC threads are made by chudbot? Oh right there's 0 proof because you're a lying nigger loving simp for meow tranny
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>>83035491
I'm neither. I'm simply nothing.
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thread ships:
cuckbot x pajeet bottom bot
jonah x 3ds when they both break up with their bfs
meow x story
brad x randy because they're both spics
hue x pxl
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>>83035494
What's the proof that those BBC threads are made by meow? Oh right there's 0 proof because you're a lying nigger loving meow obsessed cuck
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>>83035502
Who's pajeet bottom bot? and who's randy?
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>>83035495
no you're not, you look good and more capable than an average anon here and you're active and can easily be charming when you want
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>>83035512
Proof is meow spammed the thread with BBC porn twice and he said he'd like to get wedged in between 2 BBCs at the same time
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>>83035528
Proof is cuckbot spammed the thread with BBC porn once and he's the only one mentioning niggers when no one else cares about them since they live rent free in his shit eating head
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>>83035502
I'm not a pajeet, your portrayal is entirely implausible. Pajeets don't grow out to be 6'4" and 190 lbs. And you better redneckognize.
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>>83035547
But meow mentions niggers all the time when he makes all those BBC porn threads?
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Suojele minua huorien jumala
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>>83035592
That's circular logic cucky
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Make that only one day without fast food, DQ tendies acquired early enough I will probably eat a frozen pizza later too.

wow so fat much pathetic.
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>>83035502
Hopefully I never break up with him. If we ever do, r9gay will see my awful, horrendous spiral.
>>83035515
Thank you Anon, that actually is really kind of you but I was referring to the hung, dom and top.
>>83035592
The HRT turned meow into a nigger lover.
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>>83035601
Circular logic cause it goes round in circles and always leads to BBC in meow's asshole
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>>83035617
Mr jonah sir could you put together a /r9gay/ game night per chance?
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Where is 3ds anyway? I haven't seen him in ages. I miss his adventures in the lgbt community center.
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>>83035632
I really would love to! but I've been so busy lately with work and Recovering from work when I'm not working so I'm probably not the best person as of now to organise something like that I'm afraid.
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>>83035573
I'm sorry saar your accent is too thick can you repeat that rajeesh?
>>83035592
No, that's just cuckbot imposinf his cuck fetish on meow
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>>83035579
Damn hes rough, looks like an angry dom top
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>>83035645
I hope you get aids from reading his stories you absolute retard
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>>83035617
i want you to be all those things and you already are, don't ruin my fantasy.
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>>83035658
What about all that BBC porn meow posted and when he talked about taking 2 BBCs at once?
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>>83035658
My accent is just fine, how the fuck do you ever hear that from typed text, delulu? Why are so obsessed with me and indians and turning me into an indian? You like those hot viscous smelly dung cakes, don't you?
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>>83035072
Going on dates is a humiliation ritual. Friends to bfs pipeline is the only way forward.
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You don't go on dates with your friends? Kinda cringe bruv innit
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>>83035706
I'm not turning you into anything by exposing your nature. You can't type like a white man you're clearly esl and you have indian sense of humor. Now make 10 more posts crying about how much of a loser you are while stroking your tiny penis.
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>>83035745
You guys have friends?
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ignore bbc posts
report bbc posts
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>>83035579
Oh you're still spamming this unfunny TikTok humor haha
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>>83035813
i don't think about black penis at all. they're ugly.
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Why do normgroids love being around strangers so much? I even went to a restaurant where you were seated literally shoulder-to-shoulder with strangers and the normies there loved it. It was super highly rated on google.
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>>83035813
What are we going to do if meow gets banned and stops posting though?
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My friend started working this week and we haven't gamed since then. I'm sad! But happy for him since he likes the job so far.
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>>83035624
Very unfunny and gross but telling you have both of those things live rent free in your canadian head
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>>83035765
You're so butthurt over the fact that I'm european (unlike you), northern european (unlike you), white (unlike you), open up my real struggles and look for advice (unlike you), speak more languages than you (Yeah I'm a ESL, yes and?), probably had better education, live better than you and overall better than you in everything except mental health and penis size. Now go forth and seethe tranny, it looks like you need others to feel bad in order to feel good. Come again another time when I genuinely feel bad and vulnerable and you might get something else out of me. Btw I'm a loser, but so is you.
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>>83035851
I would kill myself in that case. I don't know. It makes me anxious. When I'm forced to go I always pick an isolated table with my backs to the wall but my family always gets angry at me as if I wanted to be there in the first place. Fuck loud music too. Fuck normie culture in general.
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>>83035903
I was sat next to these old fucks who looked all annoyed that I had come and been seated next to them. Like bitch I don't want to be seated next to your old sour asses either
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>>83035873
No I'm butthurt over the fact I have to share this thread with pajeets who think repeating themselves is peak comedy. I don't want to hear you whine about not being chad or your insecurities that you refuse to work on. I wish you would feel better if only so you could shut your trolling mouth. You based your whole persona on a retarded cuck troll you simped for and both of you are cancer that ruined this thread.
>Btw I'm a loser, but so is you
It's so are you btw
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>>83035871
You must have me confused with another poster since I'm not canadian and I don't like niggers
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>Hear mE oUt!1!1
>it's a standard cute guy

anyway...

Men moaning >>>>>>
Men moaning while farting >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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>>83035855
You will be left behind, you know that...
your time together will dwindle, as he finds friends at his job, forms a new social circle until you become unnecessary. He'll reply more slowly, at first with one or two days of delay, then a week, and so on. One day you will send the last text to him, and from then, you'll occasionay look at that dead chat feeling some bitterness and resignation.
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>>83035579
BITCH! WHY ARE YOU OBSESSING OVER MY 3D HUSBAND???? I SAW HIM FIRST, I POSTED HIM FIRST, GET LOST, I DON'T SHARE


He's straight and getting married btw ;_;
why are girls so outrageously lucky with guys and they don't even know?
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>>83036061
i look literally ten times better than this dude and i am a wizard who will die a virgin.
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Where's my non violent lanzamoding bf
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>>83036073
that's because gay guys have notoriously high standards and cannot appreciate cute nerds.

also, maybe you have an unpleasant personality
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I'm autistic, anorexic and fixated on gay pedophiles but no bottom wants me because I don't kill people
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>>83035951
I know, thank you. I know you probably need to "call someone out" or "expose" so to say because others got tired of you trying to act grand and above-it-all. I don't know why you think I'm here to troll all the time, I'm usually just vibing and actually don't need to reveal myself to the public unless another repetitive conversation about body parts is happening when it starts pissing me off and gets to me.
I think you need to work on your own insecurities and legitimate paranoia if you think everyone here is trying to get to you. I'm not malicious and we actually probably been through that and you know well that if I wanted to troll and ruin the thread, I would do it more effeciently and wouldn't even have this exchange with you.
I don't want to talk to you about my insecirities and I don't you to mention it, I'm not entirely mentally well and there's no genuine intent of you to want me to do well, you are looking for yet another way to put someone down.
I don't simp for chadbot, we're not on typing terms, I can recognize the fact that I use some of his lingo as a way to get my point across since you know what that means.
Ultimately, get out of my head. I don't why you think of me that way and have to take out your frustration on me when I don't even show up often as often as you'd like to think.
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>>83035284
I got a boner reading this. Hope you don't mind much. I'm not chad or femboy btw
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>>83036105
are you at least open to the idea of it?
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jonah and meow getting raped by BBCs
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>>83036249
Meow is a fat whore for BBCs but jonah is a nice boy so please don't niggerify him please
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Out of 10 list each personalityfag's willingness to take a BBC?
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It's all just noise the more you hear it, the more you want to hear something other, so that's why anyone in this predicament would want that.
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>>83036284
put me at 10 black african men are hot
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>>83036284
Finally a good list
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>>83036284
Put me at 8, I don't just want to take it, I want to give it too ;)
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>>83036209
I'm more of a kidnapper desudesu
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>>83035171
yes because everyone can afford to move wherever
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good night.
everyone can do good.
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>>83036397
and here i thought men don't do romance anymore...
shame that ur only after hrt femboys tho
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ugh i hate getting drunk it feels like a waste of time that could've been enjoyable
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>>83036443
good night 2 u 2
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>>83036430
Not OP but I hate whenever someone say they can't afford to move, what you really mean is you're too lazy to put in the effort to move, it's not a financial problem put purely a self motivation one
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>>83036503
Not when you are poor, living at home and most apartments will require proof of income and a good size deposit. Lots of jobs will be reluctant to hire someone without a local address.
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>>83036503
I have my own apartment, moved out 4 years ago, have money, but due to studies or other circumstances I can't just pack up and move to another city, it's much more complicated than you think
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>>83036527
Have you consider being a con artist and making money that way? There's places that'll accept the money with little issue
>>83036572
I feel like that's different desu, moving somewhere completely different while still in education and already own property isn't really what I'm suggesting, what I'm saying is being poor is more on the person than anything else
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>>83035171
>>83036430
>>83036503
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYUNs4OEWhs
I hate this place, nothing works here, the medications don't work, I've been here for 7 years.
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>>83036647
>being poor is more on the person than anything else
You are retarded. Please, I'm being serious here and not trying to troll you or be mean. Read some books. Educate yourself. Please, for your own sake. You can't go through your whole life being this retarded.
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>>83036527
this discussion kind of goes in circles forever, but yes its hard if you have no credit history... *however* you can always have your parents co-sign the lease. then you basically just need to be making enough to pay the rent month to month and you wont have an issue.

if your parents wont do that for you, or your parents themselves have bad credit or w/e, then you are in a pretty tough spot.

things will be a lot easier in a place where jobs hire anyone and rent is low...when i lived in pittsburgh and worked at a cafe, my boss would hire literally anyone even if they were just crashing on someones couch at the time.

if youre trying to do it totally solo and your parents wont help, signing up for college in a cheap city is probably the easiest way to get out...you dont actually have to finish college if it turns out to suck or w/e, but you will have a "home base" for at least a semester from which you can get a job while in the dorm and then get your own apartment later. (and yes its "worth it" to take out loans for college, especially if youre studying something where you get trained on expensive machines like chemistry or physics...but really almost anything is "worth it" to get out of being homestuck in a suburb or other deadzone.)
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>>83036688
"books" isnt good advice, he will just read atlas shrugged or w/e. he would have to actually live in the world and meet people, which is just not gonna happen in his bubble.
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>>83036688
I'm serious, if I'm able to get from lower class to middle class then anyone could, I know generational poverty exist, I know being ill affects this too but for a lot of people I honest to god believe it's there fault they're like this, the idea that the poor is always being held down to such a point that there's no way for class mobility is wrong, that's an excuse a lot of poor people believe because then they will realise a lot of it was their fault, my point is fuck most poor people
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>>83036035
Your doomerism doesn't work on me. I doubt that will ever be the case given that he already has many friends and always goes to irl events with them yet somehow always finds time to talk to me throughout the day and often game or watch something with me. I have no idea how he can be so social or even available, as those who are much less busy than him would take much longer to reply. So I am as confident as I can be about anything that he won't stop talking to me one day. Thanks for trying to make me feel worse though lol.
https://youtu.be/7wfYIMyS_dI
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>>83036673
Thanks for showing this anon. I'd bf him.
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>>83035171
Tucker Carlson wants you to be a serf
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>>83036841
>if I'm able to... then anyone could
No. Please stop. You're an adult now, it's time to grow up. Not everyone is as fortunate as you are, for better or worse. Nobody else has a life exactly like you. If you can do it, then YOU can do it. Period.

The way you're acting is not just immature and stupid, it's immoral. Grow up.
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>>83036841
>if I'm able to get from lower class to middle class then anyone could
> for a lot of people I honest to god believe it's there fault they're like this
is it all or a lot? these two statements contradict each other sir.
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>>83036898
>>83036907
When I say anyone I mean any normal adult, you know what I mean, if you're a healthy adult then you can make it, so it's a lot and not all
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I keep trying and trying to be a nicer, kinder person but oh my god are people fucking evil. Everywhere I go, it's so intense and overwhelming. Everyone, everywhere, everything they're doing, it's all fucking evil. I've met exactly one good person this year. The entire year. How fucking exhausting.
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>>83036933
what if you have a criminal record from something stupid you did at 18? what if you had to leave school to take care of your sick mom, then by the time she passed you have your own kids you have to work to support? theres lots of reasons someone wouldnt have the time or ability to move up in work, even as a "healthy adult."

plus "make it" is a subjectively defined term...someone who is fine with not making much because their hobbies are free could be "making it" perfectly well by their own definitions. that of course doesnt apply to anons saying they cant get out of their parents' houses, but you wouldnt believe the extent to which many young peoples parents these days literally let them bedrot from 8 to 18 and then are surprised when they dont know how to face the world. i guess that might not be a "healthy adult" by your definitions but its rather commonplace these days.
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>>83036907
He gave you an exception (being ill) if you read carefully sir
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Im supposed to fix my life BEFORE getting a bf?!?!?!
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>>83037106
not if theres real love
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bf will fix me
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>>83037012
You're right, I wouldn't call young people who bedrot healthy at all even if it's common, for me making it is trying to be as wealthy as possible which I do think I'm somewhat succeeding in rn, that isn't to say that I don't think pursuing hobbies or some artsy thing isn't making it too, I just think a lot of people are too lazy and would rather blame the system you know? I know it's rigged and getting worse everyday but it comes a point where I think a lot of people would rather blame everything on it over themselves, sure there's multiple ways life could fuck you over but god damn for a lot people it isn't like that at all, it's like the people who say the self made man is only a myth, putting in the effort can get you out of poverty
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>>83037166
>trying to be as wealthy as possible
>some artsy thing
you will (probably) never be 1% as rich as taylor swift
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Raping then blackmailing Travis Kelce for Taylor Swift's riches
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>>83037191
Not everyone trying to be rich is trying to be a billionaire you know? That doesn't invalidate my goals of becoming a multimillionaire, my ambition knows no bound
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>>83037261
>trying to be as wealthy as possible
>Not everyone trying to be rich is trying to be a billionaire you know?
>my ambition knows no bound
you have contradicted yourself again sir
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>>83037359
i hate suits and i hate hoodies
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travis bickle
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my eyesight has been getting worse lately, i'm gonna need glasses soon
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I want to face fuck a bottom twink with my tiny 6.5 inch cock while he's wearing glasses
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>>83037359
i had to wear a suit a couple times and it looked good desu
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>>83037359
I love suits and I love hoodies even more
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doctor says I need to be surrounded by twinks 24/7
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>>83037638
I've tried this line before and it's never worked for me
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>>83037367
I have a forehead scar and missing teeth just like the one on the left.
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>>83037675
which one did work then?
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>>83037708
None of them. If my pickup lines worked I wouldn't be a pathetic clittycel posting here about how I'm not chad
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>>83036447
I am a man who likes men.
It seems like YOU are the one with strange standards, anon, because you always reply to everyone with "you only want HRT femboys"
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Does anyNEET here want to be Discord friends? soc is dead and I need someone to talk to all day
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No, no one likes me or wants to be my friend.
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>>83037763
What would we talk about?
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How do I stop being homo? It's not working and I need to be a straight man and live a normal life in my homophobic shithole. How do I start liking women and finding them attractive? This gay shit is not working.
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>>83037830
How do u cope?
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how do i tell my bf that i'm trans?
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>>83037959
I don't I'm killing myself next year.
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>>83038045
>bf... i'm trans
copy paste that
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>>83038053
Don't do it if ur a twink...
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still don't know what twink means
is >>83028067 a twink
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Need sadistic bf who will hurt me and torture me and make my life hell and punch me until I turn pretty.
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>>83038152
sadistically making you go without food (dieting) and forcing you to do uncomfortable movements (exercise) and torturing you with a part time job (i will cruelly steal $500 from you every month for your half of our rent)
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>>83037830
Hey, You're weak stupid and ugly, and that's exactly why you're all alone. Because no one wants to be friends with or support an ugly loser like you. You're nothing and your mother should be ashamed for giving birth to you. You will never be loved and you will never succeed in life and this world would be a million times better without you in it so do us all a favour and just leave.
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>>83038220
Who tf are you and what did i even do to you?
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>>83038213
please stop anon, you're scaring me ;-;
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>>83038335
no. i'm gonna make you my slave (do the chores) and brainwash you (enroll you in classes) and mold you into the perfect little toy (husband)
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>>83038287
he probably thought you were meow
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why has this thread being raided by low EQ lolbertarians sycophaths? Where do they even come from?
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gave bf a footjob and he came inside of me today. twice.
what have you done today?
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>>83038426
made a bad song
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>>83038369
you really need to spoiler filth like that. and you need to see a professional asap
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>83036503
>posts pic of anti-establishment singer
>writes conservatard burger talking points
oh ok, you're a ragebaiter
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no eat november early morning day 7
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>>83028067
>what is the most unconventional guy you're attracted to?
Young Asmongold.
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>>83038411
>sycophaths
i cant tell if you mean sycophants or psychopaths

but as for your question, idk!
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>>83038582
he obviously means a sycophantic psychopath
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>>83038474
i need a boy to unleash my dark desires upon >:)
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>>83038537
the most influential man of our time
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>>83038605
but what if he can't handle it??
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I'll live with my parents as long as I feel comfortable with it
>you'll never find a bf
in my country it's less uncommon to live at your parents' house until you're financially independent even if, alas, american ""culture"" caught up to us to and unfortunately the move on culture spreaded. In any way, I'm not searching for a judgemental pos normie as a boyfriend, my ideal guy likely lives with his parents as well. Once we'll be ready, we'll both make a step and live together
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>>83038714
Most young people now even in the US can't afford to move out. That was the boomers and gen x who moved out at 18-19.
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>>83038692
confined to the dungeon (grounded) in shackles and chains (no games) and i put the penis cage on him (penis cage)
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>>83038736
I'm much older than that, US folks would have a problem with that most probably
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I just need a bf to slap my hand away when I go to stuff my face but still let me eat small measured meals.
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I made cinnamon rolls and pumpkin bechamel lasagna today because fuck everyone, I will never find a bf and I like eating and cooking, may as well make myself happy like that
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>>83028067
>Q

Babidi.
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It's not the cooking part I don't mind, it;s the cleaning it up afterward part that means I will never expend more than basic effort when I do manage to cook anything.
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david bowie died almost a decade ago? what the fuck? I'm old...
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>>83038808
how the fuck is david bowie cuh
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>>83038798
I make dishes while food is cooking. If you don't wanna bother, buy a dishwasher
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>>83038823

oh I have a dishwasher I'm just very lazy.
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i do the dishes for my mom every night
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>tfw no momma's boy bf to care for
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>>83038889
what will you do when his mom makes him break up with you
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>>83038915
why would she do something like that? :(
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>>83038961
idk momma's boys usually have evil moms
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>>83038781
zomggg, im jealous
interesting sauce choice, did it work well?
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>>83039033
kind of, but I love pumpkin. I didn't make ragu of course, I went with bacon cubes and rosemary and more cheese
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>>83039042
ahh i see, i can taste it if i imagine hard enough, does seem good lol
nice work, chef :3
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>>83039076
>chef
aww anon I'm nowhere as good as a chef kek, I have a lot to learn, but I have time to
but cinnamon rolls turned out pretty good!
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>>83039012
I'm a momma's boy and my mom would be happy if I found love (but I'm in the closet)
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Do you want a manchild mamma's boy keeps him attached at her apron strings like story's mom was or just a normal guy with a strong relationship with and who loves his mother?
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>>83039125
it would be nice if he has a good family i can join because mine was bad. but if his is bad too that's fine we can take refuge in each other and start a new happy family together!
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>>83037855
Anything. Music. Movies. Books. Random funny things we find online. I'll adapt to whatever interests you have if necessary
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>>83038784
I hope homosexuality becomes punishable by death so these faggots can die and I don't have to seethe as I watch these cute fucking videos
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>>83039164
>I hope homosexuality becomes punishable by death
this tbqh
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I only feel an empty ache when I look at cute video of couples now. I no long feel the seething jealous rage I used to feel. Now I'm happy for them instead of being angry at myself for not having the same.
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lonely nightmare
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who trynna come to beast land w me in saudi arabia
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>>83039125
>Do you want a manchild mamma's boy keeps him attached at her apron strings like story's mom
cute, as long as he's a good person and a sweet boy. He'll get attached to my apron as well
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>>83039125
also, have some heart for story, he just lost his mom and his kitties are ill. He deserves love
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>>83039119
mom thinks im getting a gf soon
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>>83039660
don't lie to ur mom
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its over
the threads done
no more
and its your fault you lazy faggot
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i am sorry i didnt mean to.
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wher new thread
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>>83040042
>>83040042
>>83040042
new thread for lazy faggots



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