Anon Wasn't Very Smart editionNormalfaggots not welcome!To post in this thread, you must be:>male>incel>KHHV>score 140+ on the quizhttps://robot-general.neocities.org/quizOr not, you should already know if you're a robot>cyborgs also welcome if you post loliYou are NOT WELCOME if you are a:>normalfaggot>foid>sexhaver>loli haterRules:>ignore bait and seething normalfags>don't be a nigger or a foidFAQ:>what are these threads for?A hangout threads for fellow robots, to take back our board. The goal is to have a dedicated space that separates us from the normalfags, foids, and other unsavory shit that has become ubiquitous here.>why the loli?It's great normalfag repellent
ah, i forgot to ask a thread question, im not very good at small talk so please suggest one if you want
ah, i messed it up
I'm a 32 year old virgin, not sure how I'm a cyborg other than having a job
>>83067595being an autistic robot who hates normalfags doesn't mean i'm okay with associating with pedophiles like yourself
>>83067638do you have a lot of friends and a decent life? i don't think it's very weighted
>>83067595Why did the previous thread stop getting bumped randomly?
>>83067700legend has it that if you say cunny in the op, the thread wont get bumped sometimes.. i think
oh nice, someone else kept this going! Maybe I was a little too aggressive with the cute and funny last thread ^^;Anyways, thread question: What vidya game do you have the most hours in? And if it's an rpg, do you actually roleplay a character?
>>83067595What keeps you going bros, I don't know why I'm still alive
>>83067895I have a dreamOf owning some land and a little house, removed from people. Retired, and doing whatever I please from sunup to sundown. I've wanted this since I was little.
>>83067822this is too hard of a question since most of my hours in games are from leaving them open on the main menu
>>83067960lol I feel that, when I have a game obsession I'll just leave it open constantly, even when sleeping and pick it back up whenever from where I paused it at
>>83068005i used to do that a lot when i was younger and more into games.. i think most games got less fun as i got older
>>83067895I'm starting to think it's probably best to kill myself
>>83067895i still have some things id like to do first
>>83067595your quiz sucks ass>>83067638because this quiz is total shit
>>83067595>186scored well i guess. cool test>>83067822crusader kings. you?>>83067895>>83067945same robot, i feel the same. also since i was a kid, i live in a communal society so it's harder for me to leave without family getting in the way.>>83068092yeah anhedonia is real
>>83067595I still dislike loli.
Nice general. I'm curious about what happened on the last thread since I didn't notice it. I will search through the archives later.I liked the quiz. Another anon criticized it, which makes me think about how difficult it may be to determine what a robot is, though it is kind of intuitive once one start using this board. But intuitive things can be hard to describe because they are covered by a lot of presuppositions.>>83067945It's a good dream. I admire those who aim to leave in peace.>>83068005That's why I feel guilt whenever I let the menu open and go do anything else. The timer is running and inflating my actual play time. Should I go off my way to keep closing and launching the game nonstop to just count my real play time? But this doesn't seem correct, the timer is just some artificial thing, right? It shouldn't influence my behavior... that's what I think. It's difficult. >>83067822Etna!!!The game I have the most hours in is, unfortunately, Fortnite. Lest time I checked I had 90 days spent. I'm deeply ashamed of that, but I also had great moments.
>>83069513too much cute n funny in the last thread that's what, and in the op too. Must be NNN taking it's toll, day 10 and I already can't get my mind on anyting else for long.Obviously my longest time in any game series is Disgaea
>>83069513quizzes or requirements can get murky sometimes, it reminds me of how im not a hikikomori since i live with my parentsi think you can get a high enough score to get the robot designation even with a job, so im not sure>>83069717as long as you dont say it in the op, any amount of cunny is a good amount i think
>>83069737Yeah I have a 250+ plus score even while living at home and with having a job. But I got every single bonus point lolscorefagging isn't really my thing, because the feels are what really matters. Like if you're really a robot you pretty much already know it deep down. I was a robot long before becoming a wizard, just off the outcasted loliconpedoneet feels. Even now that I'm working things haven't really changed.
>>83069782maybe its a bit too weighted towards the coomer stuff.. its very easy to get 200+ points, you're lucky to like loli anon, i dont have the libido for anything like that
>>83067595Okay I'll do the test and tell you guys how I did also>>maleyes>>incelI guess I'm sorta a volcel but it's not like anyone would want me anyway >>KHHVI hugged a girl >>score 140+ on the quizI'll do the test now
>>83067595Welcome back, op>t. 141 robot>>83067609I think that would be useless now, it's only relevant when it's in the op, to attract discussion.
>>83069857I got 202 on the testSo how are you guys doing? anybody trying nnn?
>>83069895A new op made this thread, I was pleasantly suprised>>83067822for thread question>>83069914it's only day 10 and I'm barely holding on by the skin of my teeth
>>83067683not the anon, but what defines a friendship in your view?>>83067822>What vidya game do you have the most hours in?R*blox (no I'm not underage and I don't play it anymore), it was a big part of my childhood, especially around ~2016 to 2018, I used to spent the whole day playing it.
I'm wondering how my 6'2" and "above average" appearance influenced has the score
>>83069940>barely holding on by the skin of my teethkeep it up! don't give in!I already messed upbut it won't happen again because now I'm disappointed in myself
>>83069940>A new op made this threadIt shows that more anons missed these threads, it's a good thing
>>83069211what makes you say thatt?
What are your hobbies guys?do you create stuff? could you share it with us?
>>83070028I'm currently unable to but I'm planning on resuming making my VN this thursday. I can somewhat draw, program and even write, but the vn is most probably going to stay silent
>>83070028I fixed an old motorbike last year it was very fun. I like practical stuff
>>83070077xml tags? anyway what's "gerbino"?
I'm trying to use google gemini to modify an image and it keeps telling me that the image depicts a minor even though it's a furry fox with massive boinkers !!!!!!
>>83070121lol does it block it from edits when it says that?
>>83070136yes but I just ask it to tell me what character it is and is she a minorit answers that it's clearly not a minor and it generates images for a bit but after a while it does that again
>>83070028i used to be really into learning russian to pirate games, then i fell offnow i just learn chinese history, i make videos on them sometimes.
>>83067595>>incel>>KHHVThose weren't hard requirements when those threads were created.
>>83067638Mine is actually really accurate. I'll still rot in front of computer though.Have fun, robots.
>>83067595i scored 186 but im a troon
>>83070121>>83070158Cloud-based models are often like thatI'd tell you to just run a local generation, but I know myself that some craptops can process 2k tokens of text for 15 minutes on performance models.And that's only the text.>>83070281"But"? As it it contradicts anything?
>>83070285robots hate troon so
>>83070293Are you trying to be a victim?
>>83070301well if u have no problem with it thats great fren
>>83070304I'm dropping the topic. Some things should remain unspoken.I'm sure you've heard it countless times already but as long as you don't make problems, nobody is going to have any problem.
>>83067595>sexhaverWhat if I only have sex with a hooker who pretends to like me?
>>83070328"robot" and "incel" are purely badges of honor, so go ahead
>>83070293If you didn't say you where a faggot troon nobody would know you're a faggot troon and thus nobody would give you shit for being a troon. why can't you cunts go more than five seconds without telling people you're a troon?
>>83070405holy shit, trannies, so someone feeding on the victim card and negative attention have the fields day on this site
>>83070405because everyone always thinks im a regular guy so it's hard to talk about myself sometimes as discussion can often be done with the opposite assumption that im not a troon. and when i say i am people can be quite mean. sorry for disturbing you all i wish you robots a great day. i didn't mean anything bad.
>>83070443People are hostile because troons spam this board constantly with annoying bait threads and are generally insufferable.
wanting to a place of belongings on public fora ends up like that>inb4 it's an imageboard>>83070468take it easy>>83070443take it easy
>>83070470>take it easyI'm chill dawg just pointing out why the hostility exists
>>83070589Yeah. It's never obvious on the anonymous website. Normally people would use reaction images to give some tone to their posts, but people don't reliably do that
It's actually impressive how much of a NPC repellant loli really is. You don't have to like it, but with posts like >83067621 >83067641 you really see how incredibly strong the normalnigger programming really is.
>>83070690examples of normos not repelled by loli just after proclaiming that loli is a normie repellant?
>>83070711Those are just loser normalfag NPCs.
>>83070716yes, this exact kind of people is attracted by the repellant, superiority complex-kun
these threads are among the worst on the whole board and you're a bunch of avatarfagging tranny shitheads. all of /r9k/ is "robot general" learn to assert yourselves rather than let troons and ethnics astroturf the whole community with grooming attempts, racebait and bbc porn you niggers.
>>83070803take it yukkuri
>>83070803>Says these threads are the worst on the board>Proceeds to list three types of threads worse than this oneAnon what exactly are we supposed to do?
>>83070690More and more normalfags are injecting themselves into spaces which they know includes content they don't like. purely so they can scream at people. The days of people just ignoring shit they don't like are over.
A couple points short of the meme number.
>>83067595We're so bacckk!!I really missed this place... Please keep it alive this time around?
>>83071067there's only so much that can be said
eheheh, you can tell when the americans wake up>>83071067we'll do our best i hope
>>83071435>little girl a day keeps the normies away What do you think about people who aren't normies but find that stuff off putting? does that make them still too normie?
>>83071581they should grow up or stop caring. everybody on this board is usually like 18+ unless you're an internet celebrity no one gives a fuck
>>83070028i want to draw eventually but im focusing on brushing my teeth and showering once a week right now>>83071581there's nothing scary about little girls
>>83067595The old test was a bit simpler...well those were all checklists. Oh well, decided to be more harsher instead of less with the ticked boxes, still came out like this. Funny, half of those things are so natural to me that I had to consciously think about how the 'normal' equivalent would be
>>83071581>does that make them still too normie?It's fine to dislike this, but if you start seething over lolis, yeah that does make you a brainwashed normie. I myself prefer jks and pretty indifferent towards cunny.
>>83071696Not him, but off-putting (and the stronger disgusting) can mean morally but also esthetically.
>>83071072There's plenty to be said, you just have to be willing to talk, something I've been struggling with lately if I'm gonna be honest>>83071435What do the muricans do?>>83071581Liking lolis isn't a robot specific thing, it's just what we do here. Does it bother you that much?
>>83067595I got a higher score on the older test but it's funny that I was 10 points under the threshold lol
>>83067822Destiny 2 @ 6,580 hrs. God help me.>>83067895Heavy antidepressants mainly.>>83070028I love to write, but it's likely nothing anyone here would be interested in (MLP fanfics)
>>83072479>Does it bother you that much?I never said it's bothering meI do think it's a good normie and foid repellantwas just wondering, you know, I'm a thinker, I think
>>83067595>>male>>incel>>KHHVThis ain't an incel board you worthless faggot
>>83072479>what do merrycins dothey just have little ways of talking and topics they like to talk abouti have also been struggling to talk to others much, it's just a lot of effort
I'm balding and soon I'll have to shave it all off and it's really messing with meBut I'm thinking about buying a bunch of cute hats because I feel the juxtaposition if an ugly bald khw wearing them would be funny Just funny enough to cheer me up a little without it being so dumb that others would think I'm a clownbut maybe I'm wrong what do you guys think? is that a good idea?
>>83067595These threads again, huh?Hello, robots, ("hello robots"? I'm never sure how many commas I should use, because too many clutter the sentence but too few feels incomplete) is there a term for western-made "otaku" content, like Projekt Melody and Ota-chan? I want to call it "dubshit" because it imitates dubbed anime, caters to ironic weeb gooners who mock waifus and worship 3DPD and look down on people who learn Japanese for anime and manga, anime slap sticker casuals, etc., you kind of get my point.Is there any word for it? There's probably even some overlap but I detest that side of the anime crowd and want a pejorative for them.
>>83074449People would think you're a clown. Just buy a nice Carhartt beanie or maybe something fun that doesn't scream tranny/femboy, unless that's what you're going for. I'm sorry but I think queers have ruined wearing cute stuff like that, even ironically.
>>83074560>Carhartt beanietoo boring for memaybe that's why I hate losing my hair so much, It's not like I ever had crazy hair but it feels like I'm losing something that distinguishes me from other people, I don't like feeling basic even though I probably am most of the time>unless that's what you're going fornot really, but I like the contrastit's like a homeless guy with a beard wearing cat paws gloves Idk maybe I'm just wierd >have ruined wearing cute stuff likenah I don't feel like it honestly it's always been ruined, if you go back then instead of trannies there'd be furries or weebs or bronies or people'd say it's just not manly enough
>>83074560hey but I forgot to say thanks for the reply and sharing your thoughts
>>83067945That's my dream life too but I'll never be able to achieve it by my own hands. I get burnt out really quickly doing work if I don't have friends I get to see and talk to every day.
Does anyone else think loli hate is purely performative? They know that's how women want them to react so they react that way. When women post NSFW loli men go right along with it but when other men do, only then are the fangs bared. It's like they imagine you're an actual child predator because you're male. Is this projection? How often is it the impulsive, violent, borderline-psychopathic guys that get butthurt over loli? Then there's the occasion where these same retards celebrate female teachers grooming their male students. I refuse to be lectured on morality by gynocentric hypocrites.
>>83074739I get why loli has a bad repbut a lot of the hate is just emotional reactions and people repeating what other people say to seem like they have the moral high ground and it gradually getting more and more like a parody of itself where some people claim basically any anime girl is a loli and you're a creep is your don't share their opinionHave you guys noticed that?I saw some people calling Elegg from nikke an "obviously 12 year old girl pedobait" and it really surprised me how many people agreed with that statement, It's something I'd usually see on some shitty twitter post drama yt channel but it was right there in front of my eyes
>>83067822>What vidya game do you have the most hours in?im a 35 virgindota i have 7400 hours and im immortalcounter strike source + csgo i have 4100 hours in. i played a lot of custom game maps, like zombie mod, zombie escape, 1v1 maps, minigames. many beloved memories in this game, so funin world of warcraft i got permanned on my main account from mass reports because i kept shaming people for eating meat (my character's name was ethicalvegan) but i think i have thousands in it as well, but i have no idea how to track it. i made a new account late into df and got like 3500 rating in m+ but quit in tww because it wasnt funi also have brobably around 2000~ hours in starcraft, hearthstone, and diablo 2. i played a lot of hs arena and got each race to lvl 60 from arena alone, i was a free player which means i never paid for it. in d2 i played a lot single player and got self found end game gear. in starcraft i played a lot of micro fastest like in 2010 it was all i played, and in sc2 i got masters and quiti love online videogames, they are super fun:^)im a for-fun gamer. its not very sexy to girls, but im not a very sexy person
>>83074535i do not know but i understand what you mean, i hate all the faux-anime gaijin junk
>>83074921>I saw some people calling Elegg from nikke an "obviously 12 year old girl pedobait" and it really surprised me how many people agreed with that statementThey don't agree, they're just being disingenuous. By now it should be obvious that certain people will say anything if it's to spite people they don't like. There's not an honest bone in their body.
Behold my power.>>83067822>What vidya game do you have the most hours in?Path of Exile, but that's a ton of AFK time.>>83070803>all of /r9k/ is "robot general"Sure it is.
normfag general
have anons been trying to build any habits recently? it's hard but i am brushing my teeth
>>83075048That's true. After all, how could this delicious breasts and legs pertain to a fucking 12 years old? People don't bother with being coherent, they just like whatever feels like funny, especially on social situations. Mocking any kind of thing is their go-to option. >>83074977This is incredible. >>83075444Congratulations, anon. Brushing teeths can be hard sometimes, so it's a big stwp of yours. I'm trying to read more. I decided to read Harry Potter to form an habit. I plan on increasing the difficult of each book I read until I can read a certain and well known author with not too much reading fatigue. I have admiration for intelligent people and getting close to being an intellectual is kind of my aspiration, but I'm lazy so I should build strength and habit. And stop getting myself hooked on vidya and 4chan.
>>83070293Not if you're cute and passing
>>83075444Im trying not to jerk off, have been for the last 2 years, Im sure this is the one
>>83075444I brush them before bed but always forget to brush them after waking up.
I'm shotacon and i want a busty woman to take care of me.
Kinda knew that
>>83075764you've got to start smaller anon, forcing yourself to take on big tasks you don't have it in you for doesn't work well usually>>83076236me too, i havent brushed twice a day since i was a little kid
>>83074739back when i was an avid redditor, every single with a fagflag on their avatar or a female reddit avatar that hated loli or fanservice for men, I would go onto their profile and it would be full of furry futa or gay porn every time.
>>83075541its hard not to be hooked on internet things, it's nice that you're trying to read such longs books, i tried a few short stories before bed but they kept getting too existential or creepy and i ended up getting nightmares
>>83067595what happened to the big fat cunny thread?
>>83067595got 252 on the test lol>Life has been harsh on you, and consequently your flesh has turned metal from the feels. As a social outcast who has likely given up on trying to fit in and live a normal life, you're headed towards wizardhood, a solitary lifestyle of magical coping spells and eternal virginity.literally
>>83067595Its a pretty good test actually. I got a 250
>>83067822skyrim for sure. I don't play video games that much but around this time of year I always boot it up and start a new game. Every single time I try to role play as the true dragon born, that is to role play as a prisoner that escapes near death, survives in the streets by joining the thieves guild, only to get inducted into the dark brotherhood. Eventually finding becoming a vampire and studying magic and then finally becoming a true OP warrior of justice to defeat aldiun. I only do immersion mods and always play without fast travel.
>>83067595i got a 239 as a 35 kv....fair enoughi think because i go rucking outside several tiems a week to the beach it dinged me for it... also no depression also dinged methats fine id rather have a score of normie and have no depression than be qualified as a robot with depression idc to be honestly
>>83076618Another victory for pattern recognition. I too have noticed that MtFs commonly complain about revealing costumes in video games.
247! I'd post cunny right now if I wasn't permanently blocked from posting images right now>>83067822Rising Storm 2! I fucking hate it so much
>>830772434chan does not love big fat cunny
i looked at some jobs today, not to get one but moreso just to see what kind of things people doi dont understand how people do things like stocking shelves or operating a cement mixer
>>83078035Stocking shelves sucked because in the winter the store soap would dry out my knuckles and they'd crack and bleed. Don't miss that, that's for sure.
>>83077585>permanently blocked from posting imagesHow did that happen?>>83077631I'm sure they like it, everyone does, it's just not allowed because somebody decided so
>>83067595i hugged some girls against their will before and knowingly touched girls hands while they are giving me somethingdo I count as KHHV or no?
>>83075444keep doing it anon !!! go anon go anon!!
>>83067595does /rg/ likes vocaloid?
>>83078576all water makes my skin dry, i think im just cursed to never be clean because of it>>83080628ive never been able to get into it properly because it reminds me too much of women singing
>>83079300Are you here to seek validation or for a place to hang out with other robots?>>83080628I've liked a few songs in the past but it's not really my cup of tea. Do you have any favorites?
>>83080628you like miku anon?
>>83081268>Do you have any favorites?here are some of my favorites i know they're popular but who careshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5hScSFkib44https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8yweCungCEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSW2LVbPThw>>83081336yes i love her
>>83079654thank you anon.. ill do my best even if im very low energy some days
>>83082719better to suffer through brushing that paying to be in pain at the dentist
>>83067595sorry for being a disappointment, I paid for sex with a hooker during a moment of weakness..
>>83082832how did that thing go?
>>83082863a disappointment on every level.it may have gone different if the girl was warmer to me, we could've maybe talked or cuddled or something like lovers do, but I was too nervous and I suffer from very, very high social anxiety, so the whole experience was cold and mechanical, I'd just save the money, effort and time and use my hand.I just had to know, it was a very stressful time for me and I'd already been to massage parlors a few times, and that wasn't so bad.
>>83082729i think ill have to do both anyways, my teeth are all rough on the top instead of being smooth
>>83069941>what defines a friendshipi don't know, i don't have any friends unless you count anons, i dont even really talk to people non anonymously outside my family
Hi robots. My wagecucking is on the line because I suck shit at my job. They planned a meeting where they'll give me a PIP on Friday and I'm not looking forward to it.
>Score: 143 | Irredeemable Normalfag>You've had a taste of what it feels like to live the life of a normalfag, but despite your brief success you still ended up failing miserably. Judging by your score, you may not have a chance of redemption.Not a virgin though. So am I allowed to be here or not? >>83074739>I refuse to be lectured on morality by gynocentric hypocrites.This statement basically encapsulates every reason why uncucked men are rejecting modern society.>>83079300Based, you should find a streamer to do that to.
>>83085018what is a "PIP" anon? i have never had a job
>>83085281Performance improvement plan. Supposed to be used for getting you on track with expectations. But it's typically used as a precursor to firing you, i.e. "look this guy can't meet expectations, let's fire him". Job politics fucking suck.>>83085188143 is pretty high for a sexhaver. I don't think you'd be allowed but with that score you got me curious. What would you say makes you as much of a loser as us?
>>83085342>What would you say makes you as much of a loser as us?Maybe not as much as you, but I'm a NEET in my 30s. Honestly I probably could have gotten a job, but I just hate this society and want it to burn. I was force fed Risperdal by my boomer parents, which turned me into a fatass. I've worked hard to lose the weight, but some of it still remains because there's so much fucking dieting disinfo out there, and it's even worse because people who are overweight due to psych meds have special considerations that most diet advice doesn't cover.I still manged to get laid with 2 girls somehow despite this, probably because I'm over 6 feet. I wonder if I might have been Chad without the meds. But even if I was Chad, most of the girls in this society are fucking awful and I can't stand them. I'm not a robot by any reasonable definition, but I still find this society to be fake and gay as fuck.
>>83082163Nice picks, I like the first one the most>i know they're popularIt's okay, my favorites are probably even more normiehttps://youtu.be/vB8sxY_PJ_whttps://youtu.be/EHBFKhLUVighttps://youtu.be/9QLT1Aw_45s
>>83085703cute nina and very good taste anon
i showered today>>83085342that sounds terrible, how can you even meet the expectations of someone who expects more and more as time goes on?
What kind of changes would you guys like to see on this board?
>>83086234Less normalfags
>>83086234no more screencap threads, no more ragebait
>>83086234more quality people actually posting here so threads like this aren't in danger of falling off the board
>>83086234mods that care. I don't blame you if you're a janny, you have virtually no power in comparison
do you guys think the robot crisis will be solved when robowives become available?
>mfw it's going to rain tomorrow
>>83086954The robot crisis, no. The feminist crisis, yes.
>>83087345i remember when i finished watching ccsi really wanted to rewatch it felt like i really wanted to be stuck in the world and rexperience the anime againsorry for the random post i just wanted to bump the thread before going to sleep also raining days are comfy
i don't want to brag or anything but i really think i'm on the top 100 of r9k posters
>>83087964im glad you liked it so much anon, i really love the animation, it's so prettyim glad ccs got to come out before digital animationrain is very comfy, the solar storm thing is scary however
>Solar storm going on right nowGood thing I am protected by a meter of concrete and huge steel (emp resistant) plates, its scary
>>83088296what does that mean anon? you post a lot?
>>83067595154 points robot on the quiz, 29yo khhv, it iiisss what it iiisss.>>83067822around 6-7000 hours of stellaris, total war warhammer combined I+II+III is a close second, my total /played in WoW should be several thousand hours too.Yes, I've done RP.>>83070028next to online novels and vidya, I play guitar, piano, and do occasionally go into the woods and try to replicate the outdoor stone age craft shit you find on youtube, like weaving my own strings from plant fiber, building a firedrill, building a bow or traps (I always destroy them after manually testing out they work, I don't actually wanna harm a random forrest animal)>>83069318crusader kings is based>>83074977>in world of warcraft i got permanneddamn, that sucks.>late into dfI hated the aesthetics of DF, I quit after shadowlands, played a bit of classic till 60, then quit alltogether.>>83077415why the thiefs guild?For me, the lore "true dragonborn" is supposed to be a meele weapon nord stormcloakfag, no?
>>83089220my threads and posts are good
>>83067595I scored 189
>>83067895I actually like myself and care about me so as much as life is just misery living in normalfaggot society I have no intention of dying. Why should I have to die because they suck? And we all die eventually anyways. There's no real cope just keeping busy until it's over.
>>83067595115 points, i'm a cyborg
>>83067822The game I've spent the most hours playing in my life is Minecraft, followed by Binding of Isaac: Rebirth, and then Don't Starve Original.
>>83089873>why the thiefs guild?Because the dragon born is supposed to be an ultra powerful godlike figure. The true dragonborn is lvl 251 with every perk. So basically I like the concept of building my dragonborn up from a dishonorable thief to a honorable warrior. Again though I never even reach that point, I usually get to the point of learning magic then give up. I don't think i've completed the main quest in 10 years. Maybe its something wrong with me but every time I restart the game I feel like I should do a "do everything run" with a single character to get 100% completion.
Sorry guys I kissed a girl in high school but I promise I'm a virgin at almost 30 and my dating prospects are extremely grim. I work part time but I spend a lot of my money on weed. I promise I'll be good if you don't hate me.
>>83091434Update: 258 on robot score
>>83090914thats not a very high bar anon..
>>83091466Looking at some of the other scores I think I did my quiz wrong, I'm also retarded.
>>83074739i want to have sweet unprotected loving creampie sex with mococo, our child will grow healthy inside her and we'll be a happy family together
>>83067595genuinely in need of killing myself
>>83092620its alright anon, i like being a robot, it's not strictly a bad thing
>>83086779This board has such a bad reputation that many anons won't bother coming here unless they have a specific reason to do so. Any time I see r9k mentioned on other boards it's almost always a negative comment>>83089873That's a lot of hobbies, nice>>83091132Good healthy thinking>>83091434You don't have to tell or promise anything, if you feel like you belong here then stay
i think the solar storm took a lot out of me i feel so lethargic and tired>>83093404thank you for keeping this thread alive anon ive been so tired recently
humpity hump
>>83067595>https://robot-general.neocities.org/quiz>THOSE questionslol no fuck off nig
>>83085018I'm in a similar spot. I'm temporarily only allowed to do boring, basic shit at my job until they figure out whether to lay me off or make accommodations for me. This is the 2nd time this shit has happened, so there's a good chance I might get laid off this time. I hate my life.
What if this happened to you? Do you feel like could be in Komori-kun's (the male protagonist) shoes? The situation is: he somehow managed to be colleagues or friends with a JK and she visits him with a certain frequency. (Komori is a friendless and socially anxious hikikomori neet) In this scene he couldn't hold his impulses and started masturbating when Mari (the girl) was home.
>>83095676its a shit manga and if you finish it you'll know why>>83095396isnt it nicer to just do basic things that don't take a lot of effort? if i could have a job where you dont do anything like a bridge operator id do that
I was watching to this video, a kuso idol group, where they are singing and dancing in a water park. As you can see, they are wearing mizugi... kof kof, bikini.https://youtu.be/tMvRX1ezL8U?si=9vtq_BJ0TsVOuCnATheir breasts are totally large, it's part of the appeal. The cleaveges are visible and you can sense a good improvement between their breasts and 2012's AKB48 members (search for "Manatsu no Sounds good! (Dance ver.)" on youtube. All to say that their breasts are really something. Well, the camere kept getting zooming in and out the girl's faces and busts. And when I thought about it, why can't I grope a pair of breasts? What are the factors that hinder my capability of approaching a girl by behind, drawing my hands out and groping her breasts (with consent, I don't want to go to the jail)?What is the nature of mine, or even our hinderance? Is it even possible to describe all the factors envolving this? Intrapersonal, interpersonal, extrapersonal, social? I won't offer any reasons because it's a slightly subjective matter and I don't want to actually think to draw out some reasons, not beyond my basic intuition is immediatly saying to me right now. Nonetheless, in the end, the truth is that not being able to grope breasts is a complex phenomenon. Yes, you could say that it isn't, too, after all, billions of men did that already (there are 8 billions people alive, so we must be talking about literally billions of males). At the same time, no mattering how simple, primordial and banal groping some breasts is, it's still a hell of a task for us. A supressed crave. And as you can see, I'm not here to add something of value to this discussion, only to show how complex this can be, the supposed contradiction between something being so simple and yet so complex, multifacetated. Why is so fucking hard, bros?>tfw when never groping some breasts
>>83095839>isnt it nicer to just do basic things that don't take a lot of effort? if i could have a job where you dont do anything like a bridge operator id do thatIt is, but the problem is that it's only a temporary measure since they don't think I can perform the main job, itself. The end outcome with either be making accommodations for me or laying me off. The latter being more likely since this is the second time this has happened.
>>83095958i see.. why cant the government tell future jobs you need accomodations if this happens a lot? sort of like partial neetbux but theyre paying you in effort saved instead of money
i don't think we're going to reach bump limit bros..
>>83096368even if we don't that's okay, i enjoy this thread
Is Chickn (me) allowed here or nah :3
>>83096699I feel the same. And when it dies, I'll be waiting for our fellow robots to gather on the new one.
ways to comfymaxx? I picked up some XR glasses and now I can lay down on my bed while doing anything from gaming to watching anime or web surfing. I'm thinking of buying a bean bag next
i sort of wish i came from somewhere instead of just being a euromutt, are any other robots white sorts of mutts? it kind of sucks
>>83097168nice purchase anonstaring at wallpapers or playing pokemon is my way to comfymaxx but idk if you'll enjoy that
>>83097168hmm, doesnt it make your eyes tired? maybe my body is just messed up and failing, but too much screentime or too little sleep gives me a headache
bullshit that i'm disqualified for having had 2 egfs that i never met in real life
>>83097728try taking it again
>>83067595>>loli haterThis is fucking retarded and jew-biased. I'm a degenerate porn addict, but a degenerate with principles, not a tranny fuck.
>>83097950zoom zoom spotted. go back to the sharty and play with your little glasses man images
>>83097956>oy vey!!did i touch a nerve huh?
>>83067595my life is exausting despite having no responsibilities. just constant reaffirmation of how much of a failure i am. I am tired being depraved when I know its always going to be the same thing on repeat. im slowly overcoming my fear of death to end this nightmare once and for all
>>83097950im a degenerate with principles too, i only jerk off to good artists, like sinensianits too bad he became kind of bland i liked his earlier work more, even his style gives off a kind of going through the motions type of feeling nowadaysmaybe people just mellow out with age>>83098162do you have those mean types of parents that are very cruel to you anon? a lot of robots have those i think
>>83098263no i just have shit luck, cant find intimate connections with people beyond formalities. constantly failing at everything i set my mind to. and feeling like I belong no where and unwanted. its exausting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSepOYJxB64
>>83098446i am like most of those things too anon, you mostly just have to stop trying so hard, for all of itwhat things are you failing at that you're trying to do?
>>83099655basic goals not even real life goals just simple video game achievements and some drawings. but god wont let me do that even
>>83100112i think its better to start with smaller goals like brushing teeth everyday or showering once a week, videogames can be hard and so is art..
I got 188 but I had sex once so I got called a normalfag. I request permission to enter.
>>83100775how did that end up happening anon?
>>83101291by sheer luck i ended up with a female roommate for my last year of uni and she was the desperate for cock kind of type. I got dumped as soon as she found something better.
>>83067609>OFF BY ONEis it because i'm not a pedophile?
>>83074739not a pedophile but i hate when performative fags say you're a pedo if you think a prepubescent girl is cute or a pre-teen girl is beautifuljust because i think they're beautiful doesn't automatically mean i want to have sex with them and im so tired of having to pretend like little girls are whatever when i love to watch them be cute and funny
>>83101938better get posting those lolis anonif you do it enough you might start liking them
As a cyborg I am glad my parents gave me my average-good looks. But I cannot thank them for how they raised me. I am isolated and struggle socially. I keep getting rejected from jobs because they can tell I am insane.
I was watching to this video, a kuso idol group, where they are singing and dancing in a water park. As you can see, they are wearing mizugi... kof kof, bikini.https://youtu.be/tMvRX1ezL8U?si=9vtq_BJ0TsVOuCnA [Open]Their breasts are totally large, it's part of the appeal. The cleaveges are visible and you can sense a good improvement between their breasts and 2012's AKB48 members (search for "Manatsu no Sounds good! (Dance ver.)" on youtube. All to say that their breasts are really something.Well, the camere kept getting zooming in and out the girl's faces and busts. And when I thought about it, why can't I grope a pair of breasts? What are the factors that hinder my capability of approaching a girl by behind, drawing my hands out and groping her breasts (with consent, I don't want to go to the jail)?What is the nature of mine, or even our hinderance? Is it even possible to describe all the factors envolving this? Intrapersonal, interpersonal, extrapersonal, social?I won't offer any reasons because it's a slightly subjective matter and I don't want to actually think to draw out some reasons, not beyond my basic intuition is immediatly saying to me right now. Nonetheless, in the end, the truth is that not being able to grope breasts is a complex phenomenon. Yes, you could say that it isn't, too, after all, billions of men did that already (there are 8 billions people alive, so we must be talking about literally billions of males).At the same time, no mattering how simple, primordial and banal groping some breasts is, it's still a hell of a task for us. A supressed crave. And as you can see, I'm not here to add something of value to this discussion, only to show how complex this can be, the supposed contradiction between something being so simple and yet so complex, multifacetated.Why is so fucking hard, bros?>tfw never will grope breasts
>>83102673Fuck. I meant to create a new thread, not reply here. My wifi is weird now so I dont know if I will be able to delete this. Sorry for the spam, please dont mind this post.
>Score: 143 | Wizard>As a robot past the age of 30, you've transcended humanity and have developed magical powers in order to survive in this harsh reality. However, the way of magic required you to permanently seal away your virginity.What do I win? Can I have my waifu be real?
i miss the happenings threads
>>83102829>Can I have my waifu be real?only if you cast the right spell..
>>83103304I don't know what that is...How do I learn spes?
>>83101976i don't care at all about loli art or porn but i do find it weird when actual pre-teens are involved in any kind of fetish even if it's not explicitly about sex
>3 day old threads-sugoi
>>83103424i dont know, im too young to learn any magic, but maybe someday>>83103524im glad it's lasted so long, i think it'll be better next time with a proper thread question too, or maybe not since the novelty will have worn off..
I feel like I've done nothing and a lot at the same time today, so much time spent on one thing and suddenly the whole day is gone... Happens too often. Time is truly my worst enemy...What's your worst enemy, robots?
>>83103715most probably jews, maybe women. If not that, then age of consent laws
>>83102682You improved the thread.
>>83102673I raise you the most underrated idol song: https://youtu.be/_TmP88Ex_B8
>>83103879women pushed those age of consent lawswomen getting to vote because jews pushed it
>>83104030I fucking KNEW IT. It's the jews fault I'm a robot. EVERYSINGLETIME ITS ALWAYYYYYS THEM
>>83104068do you think Tomoko would go out with a fat, bald, 30yo?
>>83104129Shut up, Nigger. Tomoko would go out with me.
>>83104129easily, especially if you tease her touch starvation a little bit while talking to her. She'd fall for anyone that gives her attention
>>83104155you scared ojisan will take your cute little Tomoko away? hehehe>>83104159cool. know where to find touch starved teenage girls?
>>83104181not since gaia online was relevant. I'd guess one of the big social media sites. Is deviantart or tumblr still a thing, or did they move on?
>>83104218deviantart slowed down I thinkyou can't pay me to touch tumblr, so I wouldn't know
>>83103999whenever i see 3d foids i feel a bit repulsed, the music is alright, but i hate 3dpd>>83104181try roblox or something anon, or some autistic fandom
>>83104406roblox is real?I thought that was a giant generational joke
>>83104595roblox is really popular and a lot of kids play itits kinda crazy that it exists in the way it does nowadays, you can just make gooner avatarsmaybe they got rid of that i dunno
>>83104679i heard it runs on unpaid child labor and there's a lot of irl pedos on it
>>83104694yah pretty much, the moderation is practically nonexistent so there is a lot of grooming
>>83104702JesusAnd you know it's mostly the manipulative guys that go through with it only to hit
