Post those hands. I'm a man btw
>>83076231Clean whatever that is up you disgusting subhuman
>>83076231Why is there a demon escaping from a lava pit outside your window?
>>83076231prove itpost yourself jerking off
>>83076239Why should I clean up someone else's mess? If it bothers you that much, go ahead and clean it up yourself
38 year old male. I hope my hand is okay.
>>83076245He's just checking if my nails are fireproof
>>83076231>Post those hands. I'm a man btwNice engagement ring, or are you married?
>>83076231i've never had sexi will never have sex eithertruecel kissless wizard hand reporting in
>>83076262You live there so it is your mess too, pig.
I posted last time and I got 0 attention which hurt my self-esteem. So I won't post anymore.
>>83076340*hugs*I would comment on your hand if you post it again.
>>83076231blurry photo of my hand. i grown my nails out because it reminds me of vampires
>>83076317Yeah, no. I keep my own spaces clean and take responsibility for my messes. Yours are yours to deal with x
>>83076231YOU HAVE NO PENIS GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
>>83076374I dont live with you, schizo.
>>83076360Why do you all have such pretty hands>>83076307Can I suck on your fingers
>>83076231I'd kiss your hand. mwah!
>>83076412... And our little chat ends here
>>83076271fat and feminine anon. Not cute.
>>83076414>Can I suck on your fingersi don't know why you'd want to there's nothing particularly special about my hands. they're pretty average beta male hands.
>>83076455How are they feminine? I'm sure they'll masculinize in my 40s.
my hand is bony, skelly and a bit hairy so i dont wanna post it
>>83076500sounds nice. post
>>83076461I will suck your fingers, one at a time, several minutes each, and you will like it
>>83076351Florida? Is that you? You're so nice.
>>83076517Nah, I'm also a regular from the /mbti/ threads (I know she's in both /mbti/ and BioFem), but I'm not her.
>>83076507i'm not sure what you'd get out of it though. i'm not a chad/chadlite unfortunately.
>>83076435It ends when I say it ends. And it ends now.
>>83076530Oh, I'm sorry. Still a nice reply. Thank you.
>>83076543No, it ends now. Take care!
>>83076414>Why do you all have such pretty handsi dont even really put any work into them either. besides my nails. >>83076461>there's nothing particularly special about my handsthey look aesthetically nice because they're long and thin looking. like someone who can play an instrument
>>83076565>like someone who can play an instrumenti tried learning guitar growing up and it was too hard and my instructor told me to fuck off if i wasn't going to take it seriously so i did fuck off. i don't really have any musical talent, or talent at all. wish i did.
>>83076563Cope, it ends now. You lost.
>>83076414>Why do you all have such pretty handsMine are boney, veiny and, hairy. I hate myself.
>>83076584actually sounds crazy for that instructor to say that. learning things takes different amounts of time for different people. if you want to learn an instrument, you need to dedicate time and effort to it, and continue trying even if you feel like you're not making any progress. have you ever considered trying to learn again?
>>83076593Lost what exactly? The privilege of arguing with you? Oh nooo, how will I ever recoverAlso it ends now, actually
>>83076638>actually sounds crazy for that instructor to say that.he was a cranky old asshole. this was pretty much 20 years ago at this point.>have you ever considered trying to learn again?no. too old now and it would probably be a pointless endeavor to learn this late in life in my thirties. not a big music guy either to begin with i just wanted to learn guitar back then in hopes of it making girls like me because i've always been an ugly retard that girls aren't attracted to.
>>83076665Don't fall for the "muh neuroplasticity" meme, you can learn new skills throughout your life and it doesn't even get particularly harder. Unlearning is what's difficult (updating opinions, beliefs, etc); learning new things that doesn't require unlearning is easy and automatic for pretty much anyone of any age.
>>83076644You lost everything + you live in a pig pin. Oink for me, little piggy.
>>83076676i mean i just don't have a passion for music either. maybe i would have if i started learning how to play and appreciate it better growing up but i'm an utter pleb when it comes to music.
>>83076665your age shouldn't really have any affect on you playing unless you have problems with your hands. I have carpal tunnel and it affects me trying to play instruments. But desu, if you wish you did have "talent for it", that sounds like more than enough of a reason to at least pick it back up, even if you aren't serious about it this time. I have a guitar and I'm not particularly learning to play it but it's still fun to mess around with it.
>>83076701i probably have undiagnosed ocd or something. i have diagnosed generalized anxiety and i have difficulty starting anything at all and just end up NEETrotmaxxing my life away being a shut in. i obsess and ruminate over stupid shit and insecurities and it's probably ruined my life up to this point.
>>83076680At this point you can just admit you like talking to me, anon. Oink
>>83076717i can sort of get that. i bought my guitar with the intention of being serious about it, but i couldn't treat it serious because im interested in something else rn. i find it difficult to get into things and actually become interested in them because im already interested in other things. or because i just lose interest in being serious about it. especially now that playing messes up my hands and makes my fingers numb. which is why i just find it more fun to fuck around on it instead of actually trying hard at it. i still keep it around in case i do actually eventually want to learn it. but with certain things i dislike doing, i force myself to do them even though i don't want to, just because not doing anything will just make the pattern of it worse
my hands are ugly but masculine at least. incel hands as hell
>>83076736I just like arguing with people. I have nothing else to do.
>>83076231having moved from manual labour to office work, i fear becoming a fatty
>>83076773You anons really are kinda endearing in a tragic way. You'll have to find another emotional support opponent soon tho
oh nooooooo haha don't post your hands robots!! that'd besooooooobad!!!!!!!!!!!
>>83076794there are plenty of willing targets here
i have normal unremarkable hands which are not suggestive in any way of my level of sexual activity
>>83076231imagine the handy
please robots, what's a planet got to do to see some hands
>>83077171planet's gotta post her tits
>>83077177what more must i do....
>>83077171I don't like to post mine because I bite them
>>83077194i also bite my nails!! i did some glue-on nails though so nobody can tell anymore heeheh....
>>83077212I bite the skin around them too
>>83077217me too.now POST ROBOTS... or else.....
bonus feet
>>83077242YAYYY thank you for your contribution anon
>>83077171You fight me for a chubby girl and then beg for my hand pic? Utterly SHAMELESS.
old pic. I like them.
It's so cold. Need heat.
>>83077261you can have her if you post a hand pic.your move, bucko.......>>83077268YAYYYY THANK YOU ANONyou're pasty like me !!!!>>83077273YIIPPEEEEEEE thankies!!!! :]
>>83076231motherfucker, i swear to fucking goddie, all of you
>>83077278>you can have her if you post a hand pic.>your move, bucko.......These hands are only for squeezing my chubby fembot gf and keeping her by my side. I'm not whoring out for you.
>>83076360Those are really good you have to paint them red or black to be a vampire but the nail beds are perfect, the finger length, width, and ratios are perfect. 10/10 would paint them and then suck the polish off
Old pic but wanted to prove hot women post here
>>83077357>ai can't do han- ack!
>>83077357>prove hot women post heretrans hands desu
>>83077305YAYYYYYY THANK U MR. JUNAS>>83077327THEN SHE'S MINE BARK BARK BARK BARK>>83077357those are some long nails, holy moly!!!!
>>83077376this legit weirded me out for some reasonconsider the following
>>83077406YAYYYYYYYYYYY MORE MORE MORE>>83077425don't care, didn't ask, post more hands, get horse'd
>>83077457I fucking hate tripfags but I love that gif more than life itself
dont flip my fucking image 4chan
>>83077457nah hard pass, i'm sure you have enough fap material alreadyyou can fuck right off you disgusting hand-gooner
>>83077466YAYYY (but not flipped)>>83077470THIS ISN'T FAP MATERIAL !! ! !! don't slander me, chud.now post or else
>>83077466Me when I flex my veins as hard as possible to attract zoomettes
>>83077494how would i even flex my veins dumb nigger
>>83077511Girls aren't dumb they know about pumping and gravity
>>83077494post hands or you're getting mogged and are now a veinlet
>>83077520i'll pump your gravity retard im never posting my hands again
>>83077483>THIS ISN'T FAP MATERIAL !! ! !!you can lie to yourself, not to me
>>83077538i have never jorked it even ONCE in my lifehow dare you....... i am a barbie doll........
>>83077557ah yeah, good pointgirls don't fap, they rub themselvesand you do so furiously to the sight of all those hands here for some reason, you hand-gooner
>>83077573NO I AM A BARBIE DOLL I HAVE NO PARTS
>>83077609Do you fake it so real you're beyond fake?
i wish hands alone were enough to get a girl to love me
you said they were best in thread and i like the positive attention and the (probably false) idea that someone out there enjoys some part of me but i really can't find it in me to take a new hand selfie every time this thread pops up sorry
>>83077609with the more recent barbie movie, now even barbie dolls have "parts" and you know it
>>83077678Which hands are yours nonny?
>>83077457>moreif i show palm will u post hand?
>>83077692are you implying you remember them all? lmao
>>83077735I have a pornographic memory for hands. If you're a femoid or femboyoid with femoidish hands I will remember your hands instantly upon receiving their description
>>83076231Handdd here
>>83077743that's a funny thought. i think someone who came in and rated everyone said "british twink" or something to that effect. how do you describe hands, anyway? never thought about this, but there's not much to say, is there? "pale, smooth, hairless, thin" would cover 60% of all hands ever posted here
>>83077779The length of the nails and their color if painted, the length of the beds, the smoothness of the nail, the length and width of the fingers, the ratio of the fingers, the color and evenness of the tone of the skin, the veins and the color of the veins, the hair or lack thereof, any distinguishing marks such as - but not limited to - scars, freckles, birthmarks, tattoos.
>>83077802jesus. so you were serious? smoothness of nail, colour of vein. damn. it isn't offputting to you to look at people's anatomy so analytically? i feel like people become very ugly when i compare them to the sketches in my books, but maybe it's not the same thing
>>83076231Am I doing this right?origopoly
>>83077839>so you were serious?Maybe I was, maybe I'm making an extended joke. You'll never know anon!>it isn't offputting to you to look at people's anatomy so analytically?I think it's possible to appreciate a lot of the little things. Maybe the hand overall is ugly but the nails are great so you focus on the nails and the hand looks better as you block out the ugliness. Surely you've seen a person of your preferred gender that you thought was hot and then you noticed some little blemish that you hated, but you were still able to see them as hot and ignore the blemish. It's the same idea.
>>83077861I'll do you right
>>83077864sure, but i also see hot people whose bodies or faces i mentally skin, explode and make diagrams of, looking at each muscle and how their fat lies around it and so on, and after that they don't look so hot to me anymore. i don't know how erotic artists can do their work without turning asexual.
>>83077757i can tell that you are fat
>>83077466wait is this some kind of fetish thing?
>>83076360>Hairy armsngmi
morning hand
>>83077339I currently don't have any nail polish sadly. but I have painted them red before >>83078422i never learned how to shave them. ive tried and almost always end up cutting myself with the razor or the skin just gets very irritated
>>83078492>I currently don't have any nail polish sadly. but I have painted them red beforeI'll supply the polish and I'll even shave your arms if you want just let me get my hands on yours
>>83076231I have nothing special, just a hand of a neet
>>83078498having someone else shave my arms for me sounds funny
>>83077357What the fuck are you kek
>>83077757What is this filth?
>>83077273Cut that hair off, Bruh!
>>83076231>feminine-looking hand.>I'm a man btwFAGGOT!
>>83077466>>83077273>>83077268>>83076820>>83076461>>83076360>>83076307>>83076271Ya'll have girly ass hands that never touched anything else than a keyboard.
>>83078777How you wound me
>>83078779>girly ass handsHmm I wonder why
Muh hand
>>83078779nice hands but not exactly masculine either, faggot.
>>83078779my hand is in this list and it shouldn't be also your hands are far too shiny manicured and girlish to be lobbing these insults
>Every hand on r9k is a skinny white pale white guyCum fuel for foids. Depressing for brown males.
>>83076231spoilerspoilerspoilerspoilerspoilerspoilerspoilerspoilerspoilerspoilerspoilerspoilerspoilerspoilerspoiler
>>83079815this is one of many good reasons to just not be brown
>>83079815Brown hands on suicide watch
>>83079858Oh god dammit it's upside down.
>>83079815but skinny pale white guys aren't attractive to foids thoughbiet
>>83076231im not a performative male im just a filthy hippie faggot
>>83079879positive index to ring finger ratio. foid detected.
>>83079879>index and pinkie are different colourswoah.... wuhluhwuh
>>83079894you got me manim a tranny too
>>83079905>im also a trannyno you're not
>>83079935fym no i ainti meant ftm of thats what you're talkin about
>>83079871Literally the most popular phenotype in 2025 but whatever believe what you want dude.
As a brown foid I want every single one of these hands (except the feminine ones) to feel me up all over my body at the same time hnnnngg
>>83079946no you're not i can tell
>>83076231>index longer than ringi'm a man and i also have small and soft hands like that, makes pretending to be a foid on discord so much easier
>>83079970which are the feminine ones?
>>83079973how can you tell dude
>>83079985because im locked in rn and i can feel your energy
>>83080014ok well start feelin my non-existent cock and balls then buddy idk what to tell you
>>83080021uh no i dont think i will faggot
>>83080043feel the energy of my crippling homosexuality
>>83080054i will never feel homosexuality and you can't make me hetero cis femanon
>>83079968i'll believe it because it's truethere's a reason why they're all posting here on the incel board
hehe got em
>>83080080if i were cis my life would probably be so much easier but the faggotism got to me at a young age
>>83080176well fren have you considered not being a niggerfaggot?
Post more hands
thank u for all the hands frens....... :]
i wish i had bigger hands mine are too small for a 22 year old man
Yeah, I bite my nails. How could you tell?27yo man btw
Yeah, not as hot as the rest but might as well.
>>83081191Which one is your favorite bro
>>83079815i posted my brown hands in this thread did you not see?
>>83079968Totally, that's why every single incel is some skinny white male.
and when guys ask for girls to post tits, they never do. disgusting
>>83081977it's 2025. free lewd pics are for chad only. you have to pay to see anything at all, incel.
>>83081977so this is a fetish thing?
>>83082068i hope it is and femanons are schlicking to my hand
My hands are cold and I will also censor a little bit because I don't want feds or creeps to datamine me
What are your thoughts on these?
fuck you niggers, here's what a real bonecel hand looks likeim brown but my kiked phone's camera filters make it look way whiter than it is
Love the disparty in quality in these pics. Some anons have clearly tried filters good lighting good hand figuring to make a nice picture to show maximum whiteness and cleanliness.Others look like they took their photo by candelight and torchlight after digging in their arse and licking their fingers.
>I'm a man btwbtw btw
>>83082219Which ones are the arse hands and which ones are good clean white hands?
>>83082255frankly, i feel it is quite obvious, at least the shit ones are. The obviously effort made ones are like >>83081377, hell i think i have seen this exact image posted in a thread like this before this might not be this anons hand even. I wont post an example of a shit one, but its pretty clear if you scroll through.
>>83082414You need to call out the shit hands
>>83078857bro go get your lungs checked
the hand that built r9k..
B-but I'm not dressed! Pick my nail color/art theme first Anon
More whitoids on r9k than I thought.
>>83083100brownoids and fatties are not going to post hands
>>83083057blood red psycho killer theme or clown theme you decide
tfw missed Neptune posting hand and don't get to jerk off now
>>83082414I only ever posted that image in a discord group chat....
YAYY more hands :D>>83081598wouldn't you like to know..........>>83083144i haven't posted my hands on trip and i never will because wtf do you mean people will jerk off to the sight of my hands...........
>>83083216I just said that to summon you, I wouldn't jerk off but I would like to see your hand
>>83083216I got 2 hands and you'll see neither. How does that make you feel?
>>83083216These robots took the time out of their day to share their hands for you and other handists and you wont even describe in vividly explicit detail what you like or dislike about them and post your own hand? So rude, barely human even.
>>83082140Nigga wanted to hide his moles and censored exactly those parts kek
>>83083242oh, hello then!! :Di mean i suppose i could but then........ then............ all will know too much about me....>>83083282c'mon now.... what are your terms...... what i gotta do....>>83083284i'm so cruel and evil and full of hydrogen and helium.
>>83083324>c'mon now.... what are your terms...... what i gotta do....Balance a stick on your nose with plates on top while standing on a large rubber balldon't you have a j*b why are you on so early?
>>83083324You could post a hand. Or a wrist even.
>>83083324motherfucker you're still here?you absolute fucking gooner, aren't you sore yet?
>>83083344I DON'T HAVE A LARGE RUBBER BALL!!!also thank u for censoring j*b. today is my day off and i am sewing :p>>83083348i've posted them before, i'm sure someone has my hand photos saved... somewhere.........>>83083365I'M NOT A GOONER DO NOT SLANDER ME!!!! I AM NOT GOONING!!!!!
>>83083365If I can jorkle my horkle 5 times a day without lube I am certain she can shickle her chickle a few hours mang femids are built different
>>83083374Theoretically if you were to goon to these hands which ones would you goon to?
>>83076231Sexy nails
>>83083374>i am sewing :pSew me into a bag and toss me into a cauldron, cook me down like pulled pork and maybe, maybe I'll post hands after
Fucking whatever
>>83083400Wide hands. Asian?
>>83083414Yep Try to profile the person whose hands that could be, I'm interested
I'm going to tell myself that Neptune gooned to my hand
>>83083430I notice a small injury on one finger. It doesn't look large enough to be an accidental fall, but too small to be from bare knuckle boxing. Most likely it happened by brushing your hand against something somewhat hard and edged. A box perhaps. You work at a warehouse, maybe for Amazon. You're in your 20s. You cut your nails too short, you're straight. Your hands are wide which indicates you're somewhat more masculine than the average man, you likely have or had acne at more a severe rate than normal. You have an oily type skin on your face. You're taller than average. You secretly wish for dommy mommy but would never admit it.
>>83083463I'm a FEMALE not in my 20s Don't work ina warehouse I bite my nails, don't cut them My skin is dry and not oily, never had a pimple I'm 5'6, not that tall How do I get a cute nice pleasant guy with girly hands to date me, sigh
>>83083374>I'M NOT A GOONERyour seat is soaked though>>83083384she's been here since yesterday night, scroll uphonestly, deebly goncerning (what the fugg)
>>83083496I have never been wrong before therefore you are lying
>>83083510Look at the right finger to index finger ratio, I am a woman
>>83083463thats funny do mine next >>83078099>>83077466
>>83083524He was literally completely wrong doe >>83083463Do it again but taking into consideration the fact that I'm female
dont judge my chipped nail polish x
>>83083506>she's been here since yesterday night, scroll upShe stopped posting last night around 1AM (never replied to my excellent, high effort posts very sad and traumatic) and then came back today around 11:30 for one post and then a few more just now. THEREFORE! I do not agree with your premise! She has been shikin her chikin for NO MORE THAN an hour to these hand photos during this day and instead sewing by her own admission while taking only short breaks to admire these hands! Given the female anatomy she is well within the comfort zone and there is ZERO need for concern. Dear members of this jury, I plead with you! Do not convict this wrongly accused femgooner! She is innocent on all accounts except for her enjoyment of some delicious succulent hands in reasonable and healthy quantities. Do we not all get the urge? The urge to gaze upon a nicely kept hand? Are we not all human? I rest my case.
>>83083538>He was literally completely wrong doethats why its funny its high effort and incorrect
>>83083400Sorry about your manhands pajeeta I'm sure you're cute otherwise
>>83083561How would you profile mine >>83083524Do you indoor climb? Or do calisthenics?
>>83083560nice argument but you don't realize lurking is a thingbesides, i have a gut feeling, judging from what she spoke about on hands in another thread yesterdayshe has a thing for them, and your white knighting efforts are wasted in front of the evidence>sewinglies also exist, coverups, smokescreens, etc.>she is well within the comfort zoneoh she is, she's VERY comfortable, kek
>>83083600I could palm your head like a tennis ball I'm sure
>>83083395i do NOT goon. i am a barbie doll and incapable of sex or goonery>>83083399say less!!!!! i'll get my cauldron afk>>83083400YAYYYYYYYY>>83083506oh my god that made me gag OUUGHHH>>83083546YAAAAAAAY thank you!!!!!!>>83083560what the fuck am i reading...................I AM NOT A GOONER !!! !! ! !!!ok back to sewing
We had hands thread on /bant/ too long ago Kek it was funny
>>83083606>nice argument but you don't realize lurking is a thingIt is but neptune is a tripfag! Tripfags categorically do NOT lurk! Your premise is FLAWED!>judging from what she spoke about on hands in another thread yesterdayAha! I am an EXPERT on this matter! She has denied having hands as a fetish while admitting to much worse. Her appreciation for hands is likely less sexual than you suspect. She has an appreciation for them, more aesthetic than sexual! >white knightNay dear sir! I am her court appointed lawyer I am only interested in defending her honor so that my record may remain untarnished.>lies also exist, coverups, smokescreens, etc.Hearsay and slander! Slander! I move to have this stricken from the record and purged from the archives. Your Honor! The court can NOT stand for this behavior it will shake the very foundations of justice to its core! >oh she is, she's VERY comfortable, kekAnd is it not the right of every American to be comfortable in their home on their day off? To spend a day sewing and admiring hands for their aesthetic qualities? The first amendment, the second and fifteenth! The Founding Fathers and those who came after they all wanted for every one of us to be able to to enjoy these things. Dear sir I know you come from a backwards land but in this country, in my United States of America, these are fundamental rights and freedoms that we enjoy and I will never stand for someone coming here, into my country, and trying to tear those down! USA USA USA USA
>>83083626>i'll get my cauldron afkI can't wait to be boiled and eaten. All my life has been preparation for this moment. Thank you!>what the fuck am i reading...................I'm not a great lawyer admittedly but I think I'm gonna get you off. Er, get you found innocent I mean
>>83083546oh em gee girlie aub those are kewl
>>83083626Happy you enjoyed them^^
>>83083601>How would you profile minenails are short but not completely fucked up so i assume you try to take care of yourself but you have anxiety. you already ruled out being in your 20s so im going to guess younger 18-19. your bedding suggests you spend a lot of time bed rotting so i assume you're a shut in student with few irl friends. the cut on your finger suggests to me you like tactile hobbies perhaps you skate or climb trees in the park or something your indoor climbing questions suggests that may be the hobby you partake in.>Do you indoor climb? Or do calisthenics?i don't climb but it seems cool i do weight lifting and calisthenics
No one said anything about my hands
>>83083672thanx :3
>>83083626>that made me gagthe truth is harsh, eh? should've brought a towel>>83083657>Tripfags categorically do NOT lurk!look at me man, i lurk like shitso does she>She has denied having hands as a fetishtoo embarrassing to admit>She has an appreciation for themindeed... :^)>my record may remain untarnished.your record is not hers, you already clowned yourself outsorry buddy, better luck next time>Slanderthey hated me for speaking the truth, oh well>is it not the right of every American to be comfortable in their home on their day off?it is, she can goon to hands all she wants, it's funny to poke fun at her for itreally, if she was less of a prude i wouldn't be here saying shit like that, kek
>>83083721Which ones are yours, sweetheart?
>>83083704Good job, you did better than >>83083463
>>83082184I have the same..!I can bend my thumb backwards 90 degrees..
>>83083737>look at me man, i lurk like shitYou're only half a tripfag, your name is still Anonymous! You're a different breed entirely! Either way you have no evidence this is hearsay I say!>too embarrassing to admitToo embarrassing? On an anonymous internet forum full of gooners, sex freaks, schizophrenic ramblings, and incels? I think not! Not only that but hands are a well established sexual interest of women everywhere! I have never once been in a relationship where my female counterpart did not take an interest in mine! What embarrassment could be felt from such a well accepted thing? None!>your record is not hers, you already clowned yourself outMy record as a lawyer! I have successfully defended over 9000 of these cases with not a single loss and today will not be any different! The Court will find for my client!>they hated me for speaking the truth, oh wellI am asking for an injunction and a restraining order against you on behalf of my client these attacks are frivolous and unjust and undermining the authority of this Court!>it is, she can goon to hands all she wants, it's funny to poke fun at her for itErm, stay in character please you're throwing me off
>>83083761thank you i put a lot of effort into that
>>83083546ack your hands and style look exactly like my ex gf
>>83083610god I would love if you did. I have little fairy boy hands.
>>83083876Show, I'm interested now
>>83083892please don't palm my head
>>83083927>Fairy boy hands in question Fuck you nigger, you got me all excited
>>83083943Fuck you bitch I get mocked for thin wrists, KISS MY ASS
>>83083956Wrist measurements NOW
>>830839946.4 inch circumference. Do NOT bully me.
>>83083817>half a tripfagno, wrong, i'm a full onei'm just not a namefag, and you should lurk moar>Too embarrassing? On an anonymous internet forumnep broke anonymity, it's hard to be fully honest when shit can come back to bite you in the ass, i imagine>hands are a well established sexual interest of women everywhere!now you're just agreeing with me, kek>What embarrassment could be felt from such a well accepted thing?i'm not nep, go ask her>The Court will find for my client!the court pretty much already left already, it's just me and you here now, kek>restraining orderhere's a pic you can use next time, newfren*>stay in character please you're throwing me offfucking kek'di don't play a character, so i never break character :^)
>>83084013HAHAAHHA you're literally a little girl bro Those are female underage measurements, you're a little girl wtf Tiny tiny hands, little fairy boy I love you
>>83084037Shut up QUEER, its at the low end of the male average
>>83083321Only 1Good luck finding me from my hands now, glownig.
>>83082497Last time I was at the doctor I had 99% o2 saturation. I used to have asthma though. What are you seeing? My toes?
>>83084052How am I QUEERexcuse me
>>83084079I thought you were a random guy, yes my wrists are small. I'm not small otherwise but I have little princess wrists because of genetic potluck.
>>83084101thin wrists = thin dick
>>83084131My dick is 5.8 inch circumference, revise your studies
>>83084101No I'm the girl Your wrists don't look thin at all, I wrote that post as a joke because I though you were being ironic, your wrists look fine to me
>>83084070your club fingernails
>>83084101This >>83084131 is not me btw I don't talk about muh dick muh vegene
>>83084161oh, thanks nona. My brother would always say I had girl wrists
>>83084016>i'm just not a namefag, and you should lurk moarAha but most tripfags ARE namefags too to the point that it's exceedingly rare to find consistently unnamed trips! You are NOT representative of the tripfag population!> it's hard to be fully honest when shit can come back to bite you in the assShe claims to be like a doll, lacking all parts and therefore has no ass to bite!>now you're just agreeing with me, kekI am positing that, if she were sexually aroused by hands, then she would have no need to deny it. She denies this arousal and therefore we can trust her because she gains nothing through deception>i'm not nep, go ask herShe's not here also I'm arguing for the jury. I'd call her as a witness but I don't know how to summon her. I hope she gets here soon, she's going to be held in contempt at this point and I can't stall the judge much longer>the court pretty much already left alreadyThe Court is always here, watching, observing, balancing the arguments in their heads>here's a pic you can use next time, newfren*I don't need your charity! I have pictures! I have so many pictures! You wouldn't believe the pictures I have!>i don't play a character, so i never break characterOk but I really need you to be a prosecuting attorney right now since I'm playing defenseI enter Exhibit A into evidence, it's Anonymous trip "Junas" arguing that Neptune has a hand fetish
>>83084183Take a pic with your wrist straight and palm open
how do you all look so elegant?
>>83084281Get your blood pressure checked anon
>>83084285the nails? always been like that i'm afraid, been told this before and i'm healthy. i'm just cold.
>>83076231nice hands but i'm gonna jeffrey dahmer you
>>83084241like this? Or like something else
>>83083746I don't wanna say now >_<>>83083994NTA, I have 6 inch wrists, in some angles my pp girth looks bigger than my wrists. I'm so ashamed
>>83084312How on earth are you calling this 'girl hands' are you retarded?Your hands do kinda looks like white male version of mine
>>83084215>You are NOT representative of the tripfag population!i'm not, but neither are youi have slightly more credibility due to being a tripfag however so you can't speak for any of them :^)>like a dolldolls have asses too, you know?>she gains nothing through deceptiontrue, but by denying it, she doesn't lose any dignitylook at how triggered she gets when called a gooner, kek>I'd call her as a witness but I don't know how to summon her.telepathymaybe moon runes or flabby girls, or just sperging out like the stereotypical incel, she said she also has a thing for that>she's going to be held in contempt at this pointshe already is, by a lot of anonsi myself love this bitch though, even if she's a gooner weirdo schizoidi'm popping a rib or two of hers with a hug if i ever get the chance to hug her, mark my fucking words (proxy admiration because she's so much like that one buddy of mine)>You wouldn't believe the pictures I have!neither would you, newfren>I really need you to be a prosecuting attorney right now since I'm playing defensei uh... am not sure how to do that, keki was supposed to play through the ace attorney series but i didn't yet :^(
>>83084164They've been like that since I was little anon, thank you for the concern though.Next time I'm at the doctor I'll ask if it's asthma related.
>>83084328I have 6 inch wrists too. Do a fuckton of forearm work and you'll look massive
thanks for the hand whoring thread
feels bad being an asian
>>83084401i want to chew on your nails
>>83084401>clawsscary as fuck
>>83076231yesassssssssss
>>83084409my hamster already does that
>>83084401at least 5'6, cute
>>83084418he's well behaved, mine climb my arms when i pick them up
>>83084418if you poked through in the eye your nail might hit bone before your skin ever actually gets to touch him
>>83076307This is sad anon. Even the shape of your hand and veins is sad
>>83084473fuck you, it's a perfectly normal hand with no noteworthy flaws
>>83084356>i have slightly more credibility due to being a tripfag however so you can't speak for any of themI've known many tripfags personally! They love attention and would never lurk without announcing their presence!>dolls have asses too, you know?I don't know what kind of dolls YOU have but my American Girl and Barbie collection have ZERO asses>she doesn't lose any dignityNow now, we're all posting on r9k. None of us has any dignity to lose>look at how triggered she gets when called a gooner, kekBeing outraged at slanderous attacks is very normal! >moonBy the power of the moon I call on thee Sailor Neptune!>she already is, by a lot of anonsWait is she? I thought she was generally well liked>hug ASSAULT! Your honor this man is attempting to assault my client! I declare mistrial!>neither would you, newfrenMore slander, more personal attacks. Femcels and incels of the jury, can you not see that there is no substance to this man's arguments? Specious and insulting, this is an affront to the grand tradition of the Courts!>i uh... am not sure how to do that, kekGo to uni for 6 years, develop alcoholism, work 90 hours a week in a law firm, get made partner, start working 120 hours a week, die by suicide at the age of 35 when your wife leaves you>i was supposed to play through the ace attorney series but i didn't yet :^(Never tried em
>>83084473I think it's cute Orginaloo
hand kink is disgusting
>>83084540Theyre cute, but they're on the path on becoming a wizard so not even I can save him
>>83084585>he's too virginal, ick!why are you even here
>>83084410>scary as fuckmy goal in life is to be a scary vampire so i appreciate this>>83084435im 5'2 and a half i just have long fingers but i would like to be 5'6>83084453that is very disturbing to imagine why was that your first thought. he has done no harm to be deserving of that
>>83084585If he's nice and submissive I'd hit, his hands look cute and soft
>>83084615Let him become a wizard and gain his superpowers. I support him actually
Very late to the party. Ah well, hand pic regardless. Lots of nice hands in the thread>>83081256This one is nice. Looks reserved and thoughtful.
By 'hit' I mean a loving relationship
>>83084640i cant delete this i messed up because im phoneposting. forgive my improper quoting
>>83084640>5'2You must be 18+ in order to post on this site anon
>>83084668it was obvious enough what you were respondding to. sorry, didn't mean to say he deserved any harm, the image of it was just very striking to me
>>83084640you yes YOU owe me passionate enthusiastic sex acts
>>83084640>im 5'2 and a half i just have long fingers but i would like to be 5'6femlet
>>83084688have you never seen a short adult woman in your life anon>>83084701thank you for clarifying i would have assumed otherwise. i guess it is fair to think that he does have big beady boba eyes that stand out>>83084750can it really be passionate and enthusiastic if it is owed to you. that would just be heartless sex. is that really what you want
>>83084919>boba eyes*sluuurp*
>>83084919>have you never seen a short adult woman in your life anonThere are no women in my life. I am alone, apart, pushed aside, made segregated.
>>83084944Are you a good person? Do you hate violent or hateful thoughts regarding women? Do you call women 'foids'?
>>83084999I don't know if I am, I don't have any hateful or violent thoughts towards women or anyone really, I don't call women 'foids'
>>83084401can i hold it
>>83085014Stay that way, that's nice Majority of 'incels' are just such vapid retarded niggers that it's not wonder no one likes them, I was just making sure
>>83085069I'm not an incel I'm just weirdAlso those were lyrics to Isolated by Chiasm it wasn't a serious post
>>83084919i just want what i'm owed and frankly i think that's reasonable
>>83084401this one gave me a hand fetish
>>83076360Still the best in the thread. Post more I'm so close.
>>83076231I'd pay good money to get a handjob from an anon with hands like that, male or female.
>>83076307Volcel?GOD KEKING DAMN IT IT IS ORIGINAL
>>83085411i'd receive a blowjob out of pure sexual arousal if op and i ever met
>>83084013>6.4 inch circumferenceMine are 5.5 inches, count your blessings.
>>83085975Small wrists make your forearms look bigger. Just work out man. Do farmer's carries and pull ups.
>>83085975I won't. Sorry anon.
