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What is a Man but a walking dildo?
What is a Woman but a walking fleshlight?
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>>83076792
i want to kill people and a lot of them
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>>83076792
>What is a Man but a walking dildo?
More like a car with an atm and dildo attached
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>>83076792
>>83076804
Reductivism is only good for spreadsheets, not society
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>>83076792
im going to kill you sex people
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>>83076792
Ew I've never seen a dildo look like that before
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>>83076813
and what is society if not statistics upon statistics?
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>>83076846
sure, but a single statistic does not a society make
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>>83076792
So does the dildo's foreskin pull back or is it molded in place?
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>>83076804
>i want to kill people and a lot of them
>>83076815
>im going to kill you sex people
That's so cool anon
But that's all before you kill yourself
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>>83076948
and what is one number in the statistic but a man/woman?
and what is man/woman but parts of society?
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>>83076792
manuel has such a nice dick. being a 5.25" girth girthlet is suffering.
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>>83077085
that is 1 statistic
they are parts
that's my point
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>>83076792
True. Sex is the end all and be all of living; and I hate that I can never find a foid who just wants to fuck me a lot. 'Muh dating'!
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>>83077141
the first dildo with his name by I-don't-know-the-name-of-the-brand made him look like a pencil dick (probably in an effort to make it marketable to a wider public and not just size queens)
Later on the fleshlight company released a dildo that actually makes justice to his actual measurements (6.5" girth)
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>>83078534
Oh, I'm autistic, the name of the company was "NSNovelties"
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>>83076792
why find walking dildo when dildo dildo works just fine?
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>>83076792
Is there porn of a dildo fucking a fleshlight?
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>>83078586
No, but that is literally the friendly slav with the coke habit idea of the "perfect date"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxhKW3MWNHQ
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>>83076792
Why did they give the dildo phimosis? Have they never seen a normal erect dick before?
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>>83076792
>What is a Man but a walking dildo?
A miserable pile or secrets.
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>>83078629
The whole point of a replica is looking like the real thing you dongus, Manuel has phimosis, the dildo has phimosis



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