>gen-z flirts by showing each other pictures of their hands online
>>83076816hand pics > dick pics at least!!!
>>83076816the next provocative item of clothing for woman is going to be a glove with an extra finger on it, so when she sends a hand picture to a boy it'll look like the AI porn he's gooned to for years
>>83076833why? do you like imagining the hands strangling you during sex?
>>83076816to be fair when I was on the bus last time I thought to myself>damn, that guy has hot handsand Im a straight male!
>>83076816real. men's hands are hot. but i never knew men liked women's hands
>>83076840???? what??? no??? that is a very strange thing to assume :[
>>83076851we all know it is something like that. spanking? you want to be spanked?
>>83076843>women's handswhenever a guy goes "let's compare hands" he's imagining how yours'll fit around his cock
>>83076860???? seriously? i thought they just wanted to see how our hands would fit together if we held hands?
>>83076857no i'm just attracted to masculine traits, that's really it!!>>83076868a horrible realization i made when i posted my hand in a thread before........
>>83076868They're both kinda true, it's no biggie
>>83076882>no i'm just attracted to masculine traits, that's really it!!cope, women aren't attracted to men.
>>83076882>a horrible realization i made when i posted my hand in a thread before........I just posted my hand in the other hand thread up rn. >>83076886lol whenever ive done that with guys, i was always just looking at if their fingers were long and thin or not
>>83076868they just want to see if you are fat or not without outright asking
>>83076889what am i am coping with............... i'm confused.............>>83076895you FOOL!!! those are there for robots to post in for fembot viewing...............
>>83076911you know what you are coping with. you like man hands because you want them to strangle and spank you and maybe sometimes hold yours as if you are a little girl
disgusting hand holding perverts
>>83076921oh okay i genuinely had no idea what you were talking abouti imagine neither because i think sex is nasty :] i have never been able to view myself as a participant in sex
>>83076899i guess that makes sense. >>83076911well i just wanted to add mine in there then got into a conversation about playing instruments. hands are just cool looking lol
>>83076927I've seen you talking about wanting to suck cock here so you obviously do think about sexual situations. maybe you were too drunk to remember
>>83076930i'm joking :p you do as you please ma'am>>83076935there's no fucking way i talked about sucking cock omg!! my name shall not be slandered!!!!!
i want to wrap my hands around a femanon's neck and choke her for denying me what i deserve
>>83076952you said you would give your husband a blowie if he got you a stuffed animal.
>>83076966I WAS JOKING ! !! ! ! ! !!! how do you people remember the things i say when i'm hammered :'[
>>83076981>i was d-drunkyour cocklust awakens when you are drunk. interesting...
>>83076952>i'm joking :p you do as you please ma'amPlus I feel like it was a nice picture. \(^o^)/
>>83076816Send hot hand pics
>>83076990WHAT>>83076993which one were you?? :0
>>83076999I don't like these trips
>>83077001>WHATand she seems very emotional about her secret being revealed. very interesting bits for the research
>>83077001>which one were you?? :0The one talking about my nails!! About how I grow them out to look like vampire nails. And I was also talking later in that thread about guitar and having carpal tunnel.
>>83076999I'm not a whore mmkay
>>83077012my good name is being slandered yet again. fuck my chud planet life.
>>83076816You're just mad that I get pussy because you could swim through my veins they're so big Kek When you're attractive you're attractive ykwim
>>83077034you slander your own name when you get drunk and touchy with robots.
>>83077029your hands are very very pretty!! i actually just put on nails myself and now i'm struggling to type send help>>83077047i will never get drunk againand HALT i do not get touchy. never ever.......
>>83077065wrong. I saw you molest several robots the other night while you were drunk. very unsightly scene.
>>83077065Lol I tried acrylic nails one time and it was so difficult to do anything even though I have experience with natural grown out long nails. They just feel so weird
>>83077008I like your trips, but without the r and s
>>83077077where are my victims? huh?? HUH???>>83077081they're glue-on nails and i cut them to be shorter because AAAAAA i can't do anything!!!
>>83076816Are we back in Victorian times? What the hell lol
>>83077088>where are my victims? huh?? HUH???I am one. my identity remains anonymous to protect my virtue during the trial.
my hands are the only nice part about my physically.
>>83077095nuh uh you're lyingwhat color is my underwear.
>>83077092*shows you my ankles*teehee~
>>83077088>they're glue-on nails and i cut them to be shorter because AAAAAA i can't do anything!!!I've never tried glue on, sounds even worse than acrylics. ( O_o)>>83077092Hands are just pretty
>>83077102the night it happened it was pink strawberry shortcake underwear. the horrific vision is forever burned into my mind.
>>83077107they can be but i file them down and the glue can come off if i need to pop them off!!very very cheap too>>83077110WRONGit would have been orange blossom. she's my favorite.anyone who got into my pants would know this!!!!
>>83077121>anyone who got into my pants would know this!!!!but you were the one on a drunken rampage getting into other people's pants, miss.
>>83077126ahem#2 REASON: i only get drunk at my house. checkmate losers.
>>83077142>she doesn't even remember the /r9k/ meetup last weekwe need to get you help for your drinking "hobby"
>>83077155you got my ass because i often think about an /r9k/ meetupi'd get skinned and crucified but like, what if.
>>83077166>often think about an /r9k/ meetupwould probably be several times more cringe than a reddit meet-up not gonna lie>i'd get skinned and crucifiedthe people who go to a meetup would be too awkward to do anything other than stutter or talk in memes
>>83077166>>83077178I'd be the guy who'd talked to everyone and make everyone uncomfortable
>>83077178it would be very awkward and i'd eat it up for breakfast because i love you weirdos>the people who go to a meetup would be too awkward to do anything other than stutter or talk in memesi'd ruin everything by being the girl there!! everyone would get scared!!!!>>83077191wait nvm my #1 ally
>>83077178if i'm allowed to chime in>the people who go to a meetup would be too awkward to do anything other than stutter or talk in memesassuming they'd even go in the first place, lolwhat makes you think our kind even fucking wants to get out of our houses?
>>83077191>>83077197I would be the guy who shows up completely drunk to make everything even more uncomfortable
>>83077201i'd promise free smooches to every anon but i show up with monopoly and 0 kisses>>83077208we can BOTH get drunk!!!!!!!
>>83077221what do you drink? I only like beer or plain vodka usually
>>83076816Not all of Gen z is terminally online autists that's just us.
>>83077221thanks for reminding me to show up with a few bags of itching powder to dump all over youyou're not escaping punishment
>>83077240whiskey (mixes) usually!!>>83077245AAAAAAAA NOT THE ITCHY POWDER
>>83077270>whiskey (mixes) usually!!whisky is ok except it is expensive and gives you bad hangovers
>>83077166Your fetish is Tommy was an incel out on an incel walk. The night was dark, moonless and the crisp mid December air made his breath faintly visible in the gloom. He had been doing these walks for some time and always felt free, away from a judgemental society, away from those women who always refused to give him the time of day. But tonight was different, tonight he was...afraid. He was still halfway between the park and his house, another 20 minutes before he'd be home, safe within the walls of his goon cave. His heart was loud in his head and despite the chill he was sweating hard. A noise, he'd heard it before just minutes ago. The sound of footsteps behind him. He turned and squeaked out "I have a gun" but the silent night mocked his threats. He whipped around and started to run as fast as he could (not very). The footsteps again, louder, faster it was chasing him! Images of werewolves and serial killers violated his mind and he willed himself to go faster but, alas, his will was stronger than his body and a tumblin he went. He tried to stand but WHACK the world went black...He awoke, tied to a cross. "W-what the fuck! What is this??" He shouted. Suddenly, Neptune stepped out from behind him. "What the fuck? Tripfag Neptune from r9k? How. What?" She giggled. My fetish is crucifying incels and impregnating them. "I don't have a uterus!" he screamed. Neptune put on a surgical glove with a satisfying snap, "not yet you don't" she said with strong sexual undertones. "No please no don't do this" he yelled but it was too late, the procedure had begun. Hours of surgery, censored for violent content, concluded. The uterus had been placed. "Just like my animes" she laughed. Then some sex stuff I'm running out of character count here. 9 months later, out of space really so uh, Timmy gives birth, Neptune says she doesn't want kids and kicks him and the kid out, he goes on r9k and posts about having sex and everyone calls him a normoid and tells him to leave
>>83077279never gotten a hangover. skill issue.>>83077280this is the greatest thing i've ever read thank you so much. me n who frfr..........
>>83077387>never gotten a hangover. skill issue.you don't know how to get as drunk as I used to every single day, kiddo. as you get older you just stop wanting to do it as much and lose the tolerance
>>83077393KIDDO????? i'm used to people being younger than mei underestimated your game, grandpa........
>>83077387>me n who frfr..........Umm...Tommy it was right there in the story. But I realize your actual fetish is hands now so I wrote the wrong story altogether, very sad. Oh well, always next time!
>>83077401>KIDDO????how old are you? I just assume everyone here is 18 - 22
>>83077402do men have a tit/ass fetish? NO they are just attracted to female traitskidnapping incels, however.......>>83077426i'm 25...................
>>83077433>NO they are just attracted to female traitsWomen have hands too! Nice soft hands that, don't get me off subject here. Liking hands a lot has to be a fetish I swear.>kidnapping incelsMuch juicier info than hands. Unrelated, what's your basement look like and how's the soundproofing?
>>83077433ok you're younger than I am.
>>83077455>Liking hands a lot has to be a fetish I swear.it is but i do not like them like that!!! i just like traditionally masculine-looking features ok.........>Unrelated, what's your basement look like and how's the soundproofing?THAT is for me to know and robots to find out........
>>83077458fuck i forgot to reply to you alsohow old are you??
>>83077495I'm 29. my life is practically over.
>>83077495>i do not like them like that!!!Oh sure, I totally believe you (not)>i just like traditionally masculine-looking features ok.........Big, rugged, heavily calloused hands with a hint of grime in the short, somewhat clumsily maintained nails. The hands themselves are faintly dirty, maybe from motor oil, but they smell clean. The fingers are long, but almost muscular, they look strong like they could pierce through a steel sheet if they wanted to. Veiny too, great big veins covering the whole back of the hand, somewhat obscured by hair. >THAT is for me to know and robots to find out........Greentext it if you do it! This board needs more content.
>>83077512you are a spry youngster, my good friendit is not over!>>83077532>Big, rugged, heavily calloused hands...guh.>Greentext it if you do it! This board needs more content.who wants to be my basement bf i'm taking applications (you will end up cannibalized by yours truly)
>>83077542your life ends at 25. it's completely over.
>>83077542>guhheh gottem>cannibalizeduhhhhmmmmmm apply applied apply now apple ah apply me
>>83077548well i'm 25 and feel fine !!! idk about that!!!>>83077560>heh gottemleave me ALONE!!!!!>apply meoh woweee!! i sure hope you taste good!!>picrelholy
it's not rare for me to drink until i feel sick and i lose consciousness and i've never gotten a hangover either. of course you can always say that i didn't go hard enough but people usually get one from even light or moderate levels if drinking. i think some people are just more or less immune to hangovers fodmr whatever reason
>>83077580>leave me ALONE!!!!!You'd miss me if I was gone!>i sure hope you taste good!!I have a very nutritious diet and exercise daily. My fat level is a little higher than usual which should make my meat quite tender. I've also been abstaining from drugs and alcohol for some time so the quality of the meat should be very high. I'm also free from all diseases and stay very well hydrated. In short, my meat is extra premium and should be a marvelous feast.>>83077580>holy>tfw rejected by a captchalel
>>83077580>well i'm 25 and feel finehow far into 25 are you? the decline happens near the end
>>83076837This is the best post I've ever seen on this board.
>>83076843The villain from Part 5 Jojo's definitely loved women's hands.
>>83077662I'm glad you have had a nice first day champ
>>83076833I agree! (male)
>>83076843it's news to me as a man
>>83076816yeah unc, we do
>>83076816Gen z are gay as fuck
>>83078667Choke me
>>83078956the fembot cannot resist the g-shockk
