Docking edition
Escort still hasn't replied to my message I sent at 6pm yesterday lol
>>83078623Time to move on, lad. Don't become a stalker like Ruthmong.
>>83077686Found it, is there a prize?
>>83078630I know. It's just painful being ghosted.If she just fucking replied "no" I'd accept it and move on.
Repostin' cause I think you lads missed it.Anyway I got a hairtransplant about a year ago, what do you think? Honestly I receive compliments daily about my hair and I think its shaved years off my actual age - often people think I'm early 20s
The daily adventures of escortlad XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>83078648Uhm wrong board, lad. Posting your face here is actually a bannable offense.
Also, in my last message to her that I sent on WhatsApp, I even said that if she doesn't want to meet again she can just tell me. If she tells me, then I can actually move on.It's got a double tick icon so it's definitely been received. I assume she has the "read" blue tick setting off.Why are they so evasive? Ghosting is really just utterly infuriating. Should be illegal.
>>83078648You look like a younger ryan gosling
>posting absolute rubbish at all hours and when pressed on something, feigning complete ignorance of the thing being criticised (it's not actually possible to be this stupid and ignorant)These larps all have the same pattern. Really cringe.
>>83078707These are grown men that think they're clever and funny.
>>83078716Based hivemind. I was just thinking this. It's obviously a regular poster who thinks he's absolutely hilarious (he's not he's just embarrassing).
>>83078696I disagree more like Brad Pitt if he lost some weight imo
i have a stretchy foreskin so i could do that quite well, i think
The quack job took my foreskin so now I can't do that >>83078595 with a mate
>>83078726Nah he's more Orlando bloom, circa 2003 or so
Had a talk with the gf last night. Had to address what we both knew but haven't really talked about, that she pretty much isn't getting wet at all. She talked about all the reasons why she thought it was happening, but in the course of the chat she mentioned that if she's alone and reading hentai she gets super wet super quick. It's fucking over for me lads.
>>83078709Orlando Coom
>>83078709Not sure if this a 20 year old or 50 year old man, would believe both
>>83078726Ty!>>83078731Thanks!>>83078735I dont get the reference? lol...>>83078749This is what I looked like before I had the work done.
>>83078757whoops forgot the image. This is how I looked before (from the side)
>>83078757Are you Wolfgang lad?
>>83078761Sorry I dont really get what you mean?
When will britfeel towers be getting a waking watch?
I don't want to see any posts on here from 11:00 to 11:02GOT IT?
can i post now?
hello am I allowed to post???
Decided to message a few other escorts to see if I can try another one.Probably the only way I'll move on. What do you reckon lads, good decision?
>>83078888What are your criteria for escorts, lad? Do you have a particular look you're going for, or a particular sex act they accommodate?
>>83078648>>>soc bro
co-worker is constantly coughing
>>83078910insist they wear a face mask, you dont want their germs
>>83078895It's looks and personality for me. Keep in mind I am still technically a virgin if you don't count oral.I like a more natural look and those who seem like they have some intelligence.
>>83078910>co-workerwhat is one of those lad?
>>83078910insist you facefuck the, you don't want to be backed up
>>83078926its grim af, we are cooped up in a tiny boxroom aswell, i really hate being a wagie
Had my morning wank. Now time for vidya.
>>83079032I thought you're a wagie, Chika?
>>83079040I am WFH today and it's lush.
>>83078757>>83078763hey can you stop using question marks unless asking questions kthx
>>83079032Nice one lad, planning my wfh wank for after our meeting at 11:30 so I don't have to think about anything aftre and can enjoy the wank as long as I want.What were you cranking it to today lad?
He actually wakes up at 10:30am, rushes to his filthy desktop, and immediately posts personality drivel to try and wind up other posters. Lol. Every day, this is his life.
>>83079078>He actually wakes up at 10:30am, rushes to his filthy desktop, and immediately posts personality drivel to try and wind up other posters. Lol. Every day, this is his life.And who would this be lad?
Rattled IoI
Just a little vent post but it pisses me off that my brother doesn't look after his house. The garden is an eyesore and his exterior walls are covered in damp. Blinds look grotty and his windows haven't been cleaned for years. It's even worse on the inside. It's an embarrassment and I feel sorry for his neighbours.
Genuinely cannot believe that companies exist in the current year where they automatically sign you up for a subscription if you purchase something one time from them. Literally nothing will guarantee that I never ever ever buy from them again more than that disgusting, shitty practice.
>>83078910Pull off all their skin
shit meself /=
>>83079177Yeah I see this too every now and then. Single men who own a house/flat and just do not have the time, inclination, spare money etc. to properly maintain it. Historically this would've just been the remit of their wives, but today young people don't get married and form families and girls either think that waging is great (retarded) or they don't want to be wagies but the economy is so bad two jobs are needed to properly maintain a household (shit).Life's not good for a lot of people. Of course he should just clean his fucking house, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't understand the attitude of finishing a days waging to come home to an empty house and... holy fuck the chores just are not worth it right now I want to sit down and relax with some vidya and wank. Chores end up piling up and you just sort of shrug it off since now the effort needed to attend to them is even greater than when they first started appearing. Quite sad cycle really.
The original escort still hasn't gotten back to me but another one I messaged has. Could well be in business lads.
>>83079200That's why he should just sell up and just get himself a flat. At least it would be easier for him to maintain. Unfortunately he doesn't like change so he'll probably stick it out until the house falls apart.
>>83079111 This sad mong are both him >>83078630 >>83078643
>>83078630I'm not. I just like her. Very nice lass really.
What's worse? To post drivel 16 hours a day or to read drivel 16 hours a day?
Soon gonna sleep till 11pm
Alri' lid.Fancy a hot Swiss chocolate with extra cream and marshmellows? Only nine quid corr wot a bargain.Perhaps a bratwurst in a bun lovely jubbly nice ten quid; sauces 40p each proper deal for the lids you're almost robbing me!Got a nice steamin' Yorkshirerutto - lovely skirt steak cooked crispy with horseradish with riced parsnips and cabbage with a demi glace it only fourteen quid de lid you'd be mad not to get one.Get the commemorative mug, only eighteen quid!
>>83079317Those are 2 hours before you claimed this poster woke up.
Gotten up me phwoar XHella gay edishington btw innit
Fat depressed unemployed alcoholic mong sat on YouTube for an hour and 20 mins talking about mental elf and he's wondering why he's so depressed. Decades of drinking has shrunk his brain and lowered his IQ.
>>83078732Offer to go down on her while she reads hentai then.Nothing wrong with a marital aid
>>83079453>Decades of drinking has shrunk his brain and lowered his IQ.ignorance is blisscheers
Economy is shit. I'll never work.
Economy is good. But I'll never work.
SSM having a homemade trekkie brekkie https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=byb70O_vjIk
>>83079453After the oscar winning performance he got bored of the "woe is me" routine and went off to make a healthy lunch (an entire packet of bacon) BUT its healthy because no rapeseed oil (??)
>>83079453Decades of imposed "treatment" that equates to oppression via icepick for going bananas on acid, getting drunk, scoring with hot lady desired, wake up sheep, shrunk IQ from the retarded too? Join our zoo. Neural damage IQ shrinkage via scalpel over halo skill mate! Superior suckers scrim scalpel! Fucking faggots man, The lunacy of you people
SSM is obsessed with rapeseed oil.
>SSM UPDATEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LryDjoILXSw
>>83079526He's cutting out the rapseed oil. It's all olive and butter for him, he loves it when he cuts right down this is lovely and he cuts it right down, wow! Bit of lightly olive oil fried bread, a couple of perfect eggs, lovely bit of bacon and that is a lush meal.
>>83079543Look at how it's processed for human consumption de lad.
>>83079526This guy should be shown in schools as an example of why not to drink alcohol
Edish is a bit gay like x
Its NOT the decades of alcohol abuse, its the fuckin rapeseed oil REEEE
>>83079526I haven't finished the video but I've never seen someone "fry" potatoes like this.If you fry them you usually slice them up like crisps. Curiously finishing the video just to see what comes out.Also organic milk tastes like absolute shit.-wait the fucking captcha took so long he smashed them up with a fork. Honestly mate just make fucking smash whys he gotta fry em.
>>83079563>Its NOT the decades of alcohol abuse, its the fuckin rapeseed oil REEEEkek
>>83079526>making something lush cause im broke, broke as a jokehe JUST sold his e-bike for 500quid what the fuck
>>83079526skipped ahead cause I was getting bored, what the fuck is this shit
>>83079630>500 quidId have asked for a 100 off considering it REEKS of fish and or shit
UK wide shutdown next week.Get ready.https://www.express.co.uk/news/weather/2132227/uk-snow-maps-forecast-england-counties
>on that WFH grind>listlessly scrolling through youtube>so bored I'm actually excited when a work e-mail comes inI can't do this til my retirement, surely
>>83079630How much did he pay for it?
>>83079655aww sheeeeiitt that colour lines up to around 125cm of snow depth we are FUCKED
>>83079655Lad id bet you any about of money none of this is going to happenThese shit rags just parrot this bollox every year
>>830796641400 I believe>>83079548cautionary tale for HHL
>>83079679>1400He needs a carer with power of attorney. He's mentally enfeeble.
>>83079687He's burnt right through whatever inheritance his dad left him, somehow he's also spent 500 quid in four days
>>83079664Bought it for 1700 all in with the accessories and sold it for 500. 1200 pound loss LOL
>>83079672>You must fear the snoooooo
>>83079694>>83079702ngl he's looking more like a future Govt Chancellor material every day. What a tit of a man.
>>83079636>1500 calorie meal it lush and healthy. No rapeseed oil for me my liiiiiid.
Got a single pork pie here lads, a bit full up and I don't know what to do with it. Can't be arsed going downstairs to put it back in the fridge. Will it go all crusty and hard if I leave it out for a while?
>>83079705You vill eat de snow!
>>83079630>>830796641600. sold for 550
>>83079694Think it was about 10k. He bought that bike for 1700, new sofa, new TV, MacBook Pro for 1500, Apple Watch for 800, ps5 for 700, 100 pound in games, another few hundred on beer and taken Helen out, new desktop PC and whatever in between probably a few grand on bets in his deleted videos. Here's a deleted video where he's having a massive melty over loosing a few hundred on a bet. https://youtu.be/8aXYkYEBQbQ?si=iiTxOgIQlW117U9Q
>>83079548I don't know why he does this>>83079707That's only his first breakfast, he went and had another one with 7 slices of bacon, no rap seed oil though.
Just got back from that voluntary work now having wuppa. Got our new high-vis jackets today as the winter weather starts coming in. Provided free for all outdoor volunteers. It lush x
>>83079714Wrap it in paper so it doesn't evaporate.
>>83079739NO WAY Sean has the same coat as SSM. WTF
>>83079736What will fill the deep dark hole in that mans heart???
>>83079736>800 >for a watchthats mental that>melty over loosing a few hundred on a betSomeone needs to introduce him to shitcoin gambling, at least in the case of shitcoins you rarely lose your entire investment
>Processed meats have been linked to chronic health conditions including high blood pressure, migraines, asthma, heart failure, kidney disease and even certain cancers.>'The occasional bit of processed meat isn't likely to pose a major risk as part of an overall balanced diet, but it's wise to limit it to a weekend treat rather than eat it every day,' Rob Hobson, a registered nutritionist and author of Unprocess Your Life, told the Daily Mail. SSMbros?
>>83079760I think he's at the Mr Burns stage where all his illnesses are trying to take over, but finding that other ilnesses and health issues are blocking their paths to overwhelming him.
>tfw SSM will outlive us all
>>83079747SSM paid for his though. I got mine for free.
>>83079772SSM hasn't paid for anything in his life you fucking idiot
>>83079774>SSM hasn't paid for anything in his lifeBased x
Tim's home is 1700+ a week
>>83079739Extra small size for you I assume? Lmao
>dossers getting giddy over their free high visThey are literally the cheapest shite you can buy you fucking mongs, if you'd worked a day in your life you'd know this
>>83079740A pork pie from Aldi evaporating I would like to see that lad. The only way it would evaporate would if it was in my stomach.
>>83079794Care homes charge extortionate prices because they know they can get away with it. Cant pay? The council will be forced to. The companies know this.
wouldnt mind evaporating ruths pie
>>83079810arnt there multiple companies competing for customers?
>>83079798L size actually.
>>83079739Lmao you actually are working for your bennies now. Christ.
>>83079822Don't know to be honest. My mum works in care and she says they try to keep them in there for as long as possible because they make that much money from the council, It's a business at the end of the day care comes second. Little Tim is making 82k a year for the home and that's just one person, they load the place up with as many spacks as possible to maximise profit. Quite sad really.
Can't beat a nice wuppa on a day like this. Quite looking forward to this winter me. Heating on for free this winter as well thanks to them energy credit vouchers. Could be worse lol x
>>83079864it is worse ladYou are being forced to work outdoors over the winter for no wages
Me? I won't ever be drinking again, that's for sure
>>83079874>You are being forced to workI don't have to go if I don't want to. It's completely voluntary.
Wfh wank complete. My job is so fake I'm now going to stand up from my desk, get my coat and shoes on, walk into town, pick up a nice snack maybe grab a coffee from the cafe, leisurely walk home and resume work again without telling anyone and nothing will have happened. Nobody will even know.
Booked another escort for Saturday lads.Unless a miracle happens, I'm gonna assume the original escort I saw two weeks ago is a lost cause.
>>83079927You are the lost cause.
>>83079932Why's that then? You all said try another escort
>>83079938Because of how much you attached you got to this first escort, sending her messages over and over even though she wasn't responding.
>>83079847he was on about it yesterday, I don't think it effects his benny claim though. I wouldn't be doing it though lad, happy taking my benny money for free :) a little something in this sad world
>>83079927not sure you need an escort in your life lad, that money could be better spent. but up to you
>>83079899Of course it is lol. The DWP got you over a barrel
>>83079899If you are capable of working then you should get a paid job and stop claiming benefits.
>>83079899>It's completely voluntary.its not lad, if you refuse you will loose your bennies
>>83079998why should I though lad?I am a single male, no partners, no friends, no prospects in life anymore. What is working other than slavery for a pittance in todays economy? if I can claim bennies and not work why wouldn't I?
>>83078595Warehouse lad here. Lasted two weeks before I quit. Managed to get a job in an office. Thank fuck for that. That was the HARDEST job I've ever had lids. 8 hours of walking and not allowed to sit down (besides 30min break). Picking and packing at a fast rate of 50 per hour. Managers kicked off if you spoke to someone. Some of the products were 25kg tables with three seperate 25kg boxes that I have to put away. And the worst part? It was 10pm until 6am. So by the time I got home I was so tired I slept until like 5pm and then it was already dark when I woke up.Worst fucking job I've ever had. Do not envy lads who are stuck there with no choice. Back to the womfy office on Monday for me.
Volunteering when your on benefits is retarded your basically telling the dwp you can work
>>83080035What's your name so I can report you to the DWP.
>>83080040Indeed. This is where Sean has fucked up
>>83080039Lol the absolute stare modern men get no pussy and the privilege of breaking there backs in a warehouse. Neet for life x
>>83080053Joshua Black, runcorn.
SSM volunteered at that charity shop and even filmed himself doing it for YouTube and they didn't cut his bennies. DWP don't give a fuck.
>>83080067Funniest post of the thread, calling it already
Seriously just dont work. I'm so confused why so many dudes dont realise you can just stop working. What are they going to do?
>>83080090Yeah I often wonder this. If you refuse to engage with the work finding process what can they actually do? They have statutory obligations to help deprived people, so they can't just stop your bennies or kick you out on the street (as long as you're not trashing the place).
>>83080090>>83080095how fucking stupid are some of you lads? lmao
>>83080095It might have changed now, but when they thought that I wasn't looking for a job they cut all of my benefits. This was over 15 years ago though. They were perfectly happy to make me homeless.Society doesn't give a shit about men in my experience. If you are a woman in danger of becoming homeless they will find somewhere for you to live, if you are a man, you'll get nothing.
Watching pokemon nuzlocke vids on bed thrn gonna sleep till 11pm. It womfy x
>>83080039No wonder so many men kill themselves nowadays stuck in soul destroying jobs like this. And for what? To pay rent to some greedy landlord who takes half your wages? Fuck that noise.
>>83080090But you are limited to living with your parents, a grotty social housing flat or a care home like HHL. Some lads want a better life.
>>83080106>BraveCringe.
>>83080039you should have kept at it ladOffice work is for women and failed men , sitting on your arse all day doing fuck all leads to your bones resembling jelly (aka a weak faggot) Thats why you had a mental breakdown because you had to be on your feet for 8 hours lifting boxes, which in reality is fuck all compared to mechanics/builders or any other job that requires actual graft
>>83080107Yeah lad, the dream is to live on benefits in care home, playing in the spacker league and picking litter for free
>>83080101Alright lad calm down, I've never been on bennies and I don't know how the system works. If I'm wrong that's fine, just tell me how it works then.>>83080103Fair enough, though I have heard stories from people who work in local councils where random men will turn up at their office and say they're homeless and the law requires that the council finds them accommodation (hotel until permanent).
>>83080112My council flat is decent and in a nice area. Most people working in London cant even afford their own flat lmao while their landlord can kick them out at any time
lunch, a day old greggs sosij roll I left on the side by mistake, a mince pie and a cup of tea.
>>83080139Absolutely brutal facts here. This lad has nailed it.
>>83080128You can maintain bones by doing a structured and safe weight lifting routine you dumb fuck instead of some slave job where you are subject to overworking and breaking your back any day
>>83080128>which in reality is fuck all compared to mechanics/builders or any other job that requires actual graftThey suffer from it later in life when they can hardly walk at 50. But office wagies have fine bodies if they hit the gym after work.
SSM back on the beerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ry_J1VkCi8E
>>83080140What you're describing is actually how it works. Theres no actual reason to work in this country, if you end up homeless they're obligated to house you and give you benefits.
>>83080140>I have heard stories from people who work in local councils where random men will turn up at their office and say they're homeless and the law requires that the council finds them accommodation (hotel until permanent).I actually worked at the council in the department that handled homelessness. If an application for a man came in, it went in a pile that never got processed.If an application for a woman came in, if they were below the age of 18, they would be priority and found a home ASAP (often these cases were people still living at home with parents but who declare that they can't any more, or in some cases, lived with their boyfriend and broke up, and they technically still have a home but have been told to leave, so the council makes sure they have somewhere to live).
>>83080112the main argument is that if you have some warehouse job you're still going to live in a shithole (you'll be lucky if you can even afford to live alone) and maybe you'll have a bit of extra spending money but any extra good feels about self determination or whatever are absolutely flattened by having to work in a fucking warehouse for 40 hours a week
>>83080112>social housing flatprefer this lad rather than being taxcattle one pay day away from homelessness
>>83080168If that was true there wouldn't be so many homeless men on the streets. They're not obligated, and they'll spend billions on housing Africans who turn up in a boat whilst ignoring rough sleepers.
>>83080166Sitting in his flat with his coat on swigging beer at 2 in the afternoon. Grim.
>>83080187Sounds based to me de lid
>>83080184Those are drug addicts who are basically voluntary homeless.
>>83080184The hostels/shelters have rules and the junkies hate thatThey'd rather sit in a piss soaked alley all night and drink
>>83080205was just about to type the same
>rich get richer>poor get poorer>middle-class diminishing>country gradually gets worse for everyoneAt least the rich can fuck off to another country whenever they want and escape this mess.
>>83080106Btw I'm 26 if it matters x
What's the best way to feel better if you drank too much alcohol
>>83080229drink more
>>83080112Social housing is 10x better and more secure than private housing where your at the mercy of some landlord who can evict you at anytime or hike your rent without notice. I've rented social and private housing and the worst by far was private. Fucking prick even tried keeping my deposit when I moved out.
I would love to spunk inside a woman
Another wuppa down the hatch. Oh aye.
>>83080266Same and I even bought another sim to contact a escort but in the last minute I decided not to desu would rather die virgin than pay for my first time so yeah thats that x
>>83080270You are drinking too much tea
>>83080139Nah I'm pretty comfortable with this lifestyle. Shove your warehouse jobs up ya Tory arse x
>>83080282how much is too much? I some times get the tea sick if I drink too many in a morning but it soon wears off
>>83079945>sending her messages over and over even though she wasn't responding.I sent her three. All of which were spread out over 8 days.Obviously I won't do that again.
>>83080282I'll probably switch it up to Lucozade in a bit x
Delivery riders are genuinely the backbone of the UK economy right now
>>83080317gotta feed the slop to the massesThey love paying 2x the amount for cold food delivered by a jeetCountry is doing great
>>83080184Not taking one side or the other for that particular discussion lad, but the actually homeless people you see living on the streets are there by choice. There are a million different ways, charities, NGOs, government programs, churches etc. that can get you off the street, it's just that the alcoholic petty criminal drug addict types find it easier to live their lifestyle on the street.
>>83080317>>83080323What can I say ubereats it womfy xI tried buying a takeaway in person but for some reason it doesnt hit the same when it's not delivered
>the amount of lads in this thread that don't realise they can just not get a job from someone else and actually start doing from themselves and we are one of the countries that actually has a decent gov website when it comes to starting your own business up plenty of info and shitProcess Serving fellas. Just chase chavs and bill Nasheed Solicitors 90quid for every visit. Private investigation if you are a real wierdo( bills high as fuck to the right clients) Fuck me buy an Ozone machine from amazon and HIT your local area with flyers you'll have tons of business ozone machining car interiors (takes less than an hour btw) and the device costs 50squid from bezos I put a family member on to this and he's doing an extra 300 a weekend in cash around his wagie jobCOME ON BOYSDO SOMETHINGWIT YER FOOKN LIVES
>>83080336Why would people want ozone in their car? It's toxic
If someone said they'd been cockslapped would your assumption be that they were slapped in the cock, or that someone had slapped them with a cock - most likely in the face? I keep going back and forth, it definitely sounds like the cock is doing the slapping, but for someone to do that to you is so much harder than just wrapping at your cock with their hand.
>>83080384Cockslapped means slapped with a penis, typically in the face.
>>83080384I like to spin it over my head like a lasso then whip it at some cunts face
>>83080336how's about....no?
I've decided it's time for me to ask father Christmas for some nice ambient noise cancelling headphones, can't wait to just sit around in total silence every time I go out in public. I'm looking at the sennheiser momentum 4 I think, it was them or Sony xm4 and I personally like sennheiser a bit more. Problem is I don't have any relative that'll spend that much cash on me, and people are annoying when I say I want cash for a particular thing. I'm just going to have to put my foot down, then I can sit there at the Christmas dinner table with them on listening to porn and nobody will be any the wiser.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y227D1u0o8Choon time lidsMSX FM will forever been the best GTA radio station
>>83080336>Process Serving fellas. Just chase chavs and bill Nasheed Solicitors 90quid for every visit.Qrd?
Corrr love when you listen to a song again after not hearing it in ages and it's like hearing it for the first time int it. Or rather that point on the fourth listen or something.
Me? Enjoy pretending to be an anime girl in MMOs online when im a hairy man irl x
>>83080513Do you ever buy women's knickers and wear them about the house?
>>83080513Tbh there is a use in this anyway in online games. Play as a female character and play support and things like that, people simp, people help you, less seethe towards you etc.
Had to turn heating off. It too warm now.
I wish my dick was big enough to allow for a man to shoot sticky ropes inside of my urethra. Fuck... I'm going to jerk off to cock vore and urethra play.
>>83080521>Do you ever buy women's knickers and wear them about the house?I did when I was young in my femboy days but not anymore >>83080538True that lad people are nicer to girl characters
Reckon my drugs will arrive tomorrow or am I gonna be waiting til the end of the week? Postie is awfully inconsistent around here. It's like the silly cunt doesn't even know he's my plug.
>>83080703I'm in the exact same scenario lad, all I want is that nice g of k and 0.2g of coke for the measly price of 8bong. I'm not asking too much am I? I don't think I am.
Nothing wrong with hiding behind anime characters online. As you were x
SSM has too much self respect to wear nappies.
>>83080807Right, but aren't you in your 30s? It's not cute lad, it's cringe.
>>830807437 grams of the hokey cokey for me, that's one good solo sesh, a bit for seeing a lass next week, then whatever is left should last me until the Chrimbo order.
>>83080816EARLY 30s and don't care what anyone else thinks desu. Why would I?
>>83080807What about hiding behind anthropomorphic animal characters
Alri lads I've been away for a couple months. Have I missed anything? Has seethetard found a life yet? Ruthmong roped?
>>83080539That's my money you're wasting
>>83080893>I've been away for a couple monthsYou're here every day you sad cunt.
Twitter has a thriving BNWO scene, but personally I find the asian + BBC fetish subculture way hotter.
>>83080908Ok so seethetard is still here. What about ruthlard? I'm looking for just a single reason to stay.
>>83080913When I'm king, anyone with any fetish based on retarded yank identity politics will be hangedWe will make fetishes great again
He has no life outside of 4chan. Sad sad sad
Going on the jars now, it tuesday x
>>83080956Who lad? Point this guy out please.
I've decided to book a second escort for this weekend lads. Feel like an absolute madman.
Might get on that escortgrind too.
My brother got diagnosed with HIV this morning. He got it from rooting around in a clinical waste bin behind a hospital looking for drugs. Mum is devastated and I'm not glad about that, but to be honest it pisses me off to hear her talking about "he had so much potential and he could have been anything" etc. She never said that about me
>>83080956The guy posting the anime pictures
>>83081002She's only saying it cos he's got HIV so she thinks he's dead. Mad patronising thing to say, like he can't still be anything? Thrown it all away hasn't he! You should go catch a life threatening disease and then she'll love you too.Mums are fucking daft slags, don't pay her any mind.
>>83080874Phwoar sounds like a good time there lad, make the most of it
Bit of tidying up on a Tuesday. Should really hoover up more often.
>>83080942Remember, the following porn is illegal to create, posses or watch in the UK:>strangulation/choking>spanking>under 18s>any injury to anus, breasts or genitals>face sitting>pissing on/in another person>torture>rape>bestiality>necrophilia>rape>anything considered "grossly offensive, disgusting or otherwise obscene"
>>83081035Thanks lad, I appreciate you putting it in perspective. I'd be pissed off if I was him hearing her say that too, because it's not a death sentence these days at all.
>>83081056If there's real genuine injuries, paedo, necro, or bestiality involved I can understand. But why is face sitting and pissing illegal?
>>83080942Lmao seethe more lad, I'm here loving my asian BBC aesthetic edits.
"Hope this email finds you well." is the universal prelude to boredom.
Excellent care home in SloughvsBoxflat near Industrial parks in Wareham
>>83081081People have died from face sitting (suffocation)
Sunderland has the biggest Tesco I've ever seen in me life. Any of yous in the NE been in it? I never get the chance, I'm just driving past
>>83081109Not been to Sunderland but I have been in a big Tesco before somewhere else
>>83081081>But why is face sitting and pissing illegal?Because our society is governed by and for reactionary moralistic mammy longhouse cunts.
Shippy's birth name is "Manc Pain Fag Austin". His adoptive parents changed it to "Penis Austin" to give him some dignity
>>83081106Hm... Well what about the piss then. Watching a lass have a wee is a guilty pleasure for me ngl.
>>83081126What would a judge in a court of law say after reading a description of the video you watched. Disgusting/obscene?
>>83081120I promise you it wasn't as big as this one, it's like the size of most airports, proper mad
>>83081126Same. It's just nice isn't it? An old gf of mine let me watch her piss for my 21st birthday. She put her legs up on the bath so I could get a really good view. Was wonderful.
>>83081106Not him but, people have died from AIDS, but they haven't banned unprotected sex in porn.
>>83081150Cor you lucky lad, I would love to see a woman's piss flaps moistened with her own hot wet piss in real time. I'd stick my face right in there.
>>83081053Hoovering up big fart lines more like
>>83081139Dunno, is the judge as much of a pervert as me? Has he never felt his willy twitch when a lass says she needs a wee?
>>83081162It became a regular part of our sex life after that because she loved how it drove me wild. Got to the point where she was pissing all over me
>>83081172Fantastic, she sounds like a keeper
>>83081150I had an online friend who used to send me videos of herself pissing practically daily. I found it really cute. Still bash one out to some of those vids now and again.
>>83081184Nah we broke up ages ago haha, the shagging was the only good thing in the relationship. Many such cases. Was talking to a therapist about a different ex and she asked me to name 3 of the best things and 3 of the worst things she did. The therapist though I'd be able to move on easier if I was more balanced. I literally couldn't think of one good non-sexual thing.
>>83081213>Therapist: what was the best thing about your ex"Oh when she was pissing on me for sure"
>>83081235Telling all her mates about that one on the group chat deffo
>>83079927Wow already cheating on her. Unfaithful fool you are.
>>83081247Do therapists discuss their patients with each other? I thought they weren't supposed to because of patient confidentiality.Are they making fun of me
>>83081271It probably happens but rarely I'd imagine. It would be a huge risk for them if it came out, and most people wouldn't want to hear it
>>83081271Of course they do. They might not name names but they'll talk about them. They aren't robots, they are human
OMG what is this woman doing to this cow?
>>83081298Bestiality and fisting are both illegal in the UK, get this filth off my screen
>>83081271Patient confidentiality isn't an actual legal protection unless it's a proper BMI member actual doctor doctor, iirc. If it's just some private company contractor therapist your work's occy health got you, they're not bound by any of that shit, really.But TL;DR even still of course they are. Use to work in the nhs as we had a right laugh at some patient's records.
>>83081317Woah, so she's breaking the law? Mental.
I hate being broke and being beet but I hate working too? What the fuck am I meNt to do
>>83081321I bet nurses are the cruellest of all, gossiping and making fun of the patients non-stop.
Called my mum sorry an hour ago to pick up but stoll waiting fuck sake hurry up you bitch
>>83081359Nurses are 100%, every single one, completely crass harridan cunts.
>>83081342Invest in shitcoins
>>83081422male african ones just want to get the job done
>>83081462Be very afraid if you have a male African nurse.The ones that are white women are bitches, but they're competent. African men might end up killing you by accident, or on purpose.
mark's dad dying was the best thing that could've happened to him. gives him a sob story to excuse all of his waster behaviour. guarantee he'll still be banging on about it in a year's time.
Got the chores done haven't i X
I'm gonna turn my life around. no more alcohol for me
Just came across a social media profile of some arsehole I used to know. Laughed at how he's only a junior food and beverage manager in a shit hotel and his wife is ugly
Having some cheese on toast x
I love my beautiful wife and my job as a manager in a hotel :)
When the juice is just right
>>83080112I have a job and live in social housing so I'm basically winning at life
Escortlad hereJust had my Testosterone level results back>>The level of total testosterone in the sample you provided is 28.6 nmol/L (normal total testosterone level: 7.6 - 31.4 nmol /L). fuck me lads that is a huge relief. so I KNOW my lack of libido is caused by withdrawal from porn, not T levels.
>>83081645This guy is winning at life. He gets juice or a cuppa whenever he wants, he has a nice watch and some nice glasses, he watches telly all day and has food brought to him on a tray.
>>83081685Didn't they do the free testosterone?That's what gives you stiffies, not total.Your GP is incompetent.t. On TRT
>>83081703idk it was just a Superdrug test lol
>>83081685>>83081703GPs are incompetent. You need to get it tested privately, and get SHBG checked too.
>>83081689HHL has it better than that guy
>>83081712HHL is just 10 years behind him. That will be his life one day.
I couldnt really get a decent boner around prozzies either. I realised I wanted emotion and connection. Women I care about I have no issues popping a proper hard boner x
Made some bacon and lentil soup. Cheaped out with the bacon hough and it was a downgrade from usual. Lessons learned.
I know it was you, and I know you still post here. I'm sure you'd say you've already suffered enough wrong
>>83081710guy in Ti had to do two rounds at the gp, then consultant at the local ozzy then a complete blookwork there and then, then wait 3 months because they thought i had a fucking brain tumor because i have hypothyroism and diabetes...3 fucking months every night "I'm going to die soon" reeeeee!I'm getting my first 3 monthyl blood test next week, i'll ask if shbg is on it. I just hope there's no signs of heamocrit :/
>>83081645some poor polish or nigerian lass has to change him every hour with all that liquid
whats next for her career?
>>83081689He has a better life than SSM at least.
>He sits on 4chan all day everyday trying to pick faults with online personalities lives>He sits on 4chan all day everyday trying to pick faults>He sits on 4chan all day everyday>He sits on 4chan all day everyday>pick faults>He sits on 4chan all day everyday>pick faults
>>83081710Like I said above it was just via Superdrug, not a GP
utter shamblesno its notyou're drunkround in circles
>>83081510His dad was the one paying his rent. Now it's all on his poor mum.
>>83081689Him and helper both wear nappies.
Any lads here familiar with how AdultWork functions?I assume if my message is unread by an escort then I'm not actually blocked.
>>83081773Sex with escortlad
Reckon Ash Sarkar would let me watch her have a piss?
2nd prison-gay era coming to an endProbably gone for good this time now I've done everything I want to do (and gotten literally no sexual satisfaction out of any of it)Maybe I should try an escort arc. Still not tried anything with women yet
the halcyon days of 2016https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T-jDkFMOK0
>>83081998Try the SMS or other functions. They generally want you to get to phone/text/meeting asap because of all the horny weirdos trying to get free wank material by talking to them in messages first
Rapseed free? Check.Palm oil free? Check.Olive oil? CheckCoconut oil? CheckOrganic milk? CheckButchers bacon? CheckFarm fresh eggs? Check.Wow. And I mean wow.
I just had bad dejavuworld might end today
>>83082098I have tried to WhatsApp her as well. No response. Yet she's updated her profile yesterday and logged in today.I know I'm not blocked on AW, as my messages are automatically deleted.I think she doesn't want to see me again. I just wish I knew what I said/did to make her not reply, given she left me positive feedback on AW. I just don't get it.Am I overthinking it? Maybe she's just busy and will eventually reply to me.In any case, I've booked a different escort for Saturday.
>>83082143>now I'm not blocked on AW, as my messages are automatically deleted.Sorry, meant to say are NOT automatically deleted. My last email is just unread in her inbox.That still doesn't solve the problem of my earlier messages being not responded to.
>>83082143You sounded like the easiest punter ever. Didn't even have to fuck you and got paid. No reason she wouldn't see you again. Maybe your messages were weird, who knows
>>83081998>corr, de lads, is shagging a random fat goyslop sneed oil diet filled lass for the low low price of 100 quid per hours trad and worth it? am i alpha? heheh>>83082113rMark is on point with the sneed oilsam top loke now on my outlier forum now de lds
>>83082173no one charges 100 quid an hour anymoreno one has ever even remotely implied it's trad or alphayou're soiraging at ghosts
>>83082143Omfg it's you again. SHE DOESN'T WANT TO SEE YOU. Fuck another whore, it's not hard.
>>83081998You are still obsessing about her lmfaoooo
>>83082202>>83082213He clearly said he booked another one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aXYkYEBQbQIT NOT RIGHT WHAT THEY DID
>>83082229Why is he STILL stalking her then checking when she was last online?
>>83082229But despite booking another one, he's still stressing about the first one not responding to him. Keep up.
>>83082232Helen got herself a real man, a real keeper.
Have you all made the switch to Linux yet then lads?
I shall now be lying down so as to let the ingested nourishment digest properly X
Escort lad. Do the right thing, cancel the meet with the second one and get with the original one. Your first time should be special.
>>83082143>In any case, I've booked a different escort for Saturday.Give us the name of the first one now. I want to read her ukpunting reviews>>83082271Nah, second one is going to be perfect for him. I believe
HHL got diagnosed with HIV this morning. He got it from rooting around in a clinical waste bin behind a hospital looking for drugs.
Fancy a pint of Gurt me
>>83082168But they weren't, I promise you, I'll paste below our correspondence since 2nd Nov. First is the email I sent>Good evening her name, hope you've had a good weekend. I was wondering if you'd be available on Friday 7th November for an incall? If so, between 6 and 8 pm? I enjoyed the time we spent together.Then she replied quickly on the 2nd with>Hey, thanks for your message. Its lovely to hear from you again. Ill be away from the 7th-10th but hopefully I can see you after that xThen I replied soon after on the 2nd saying>Hi, no problem. I remember you said you were going away, just couldn't remember the date you mentioned. Hope you enjoy it, and yes, after that would be nice.She didn't read that until the 4th. I then followed up on the 3rd saying>Hey her name, sorry, I meant to add to my last message that I sent yesterday. Do you think Wednesday 12th November would be ok? If it's too early to confirm that date, that's ok.No response to that. She also read it on the 4th. Then I messaged her again today saying the following>Good afternoon (her name), please can you let me know if you are available for a 1 hour incall on Wednesday 12th at 7 PM? I was hopeful we could meet as I mentioned in my message on Monday 3rd. Please could you let me know if you're not available?Now she hasn't read that one yet. But literally what is wrong with any of that? I have been consistently respectful. If you can pinpoint where I went wrong, then fine.>>83082202>>83082213I just want an answer. If she says no, then fine. I can accept that and move on for fucks sake. Yes I've booked another one, but I did like her.Why is it wrong to expect an answer? We literally no issues communicating before that, or during the meeting.
Time for me evening shower x
>>83082313Her not responding to you is the answer. Please do something about your autism.
oh god as I type this message she's literally just read my message, fucking hellplease let her respond ffs
>>83082333He can't, he's a "walrus", has to have a fucking answer to anything he asks from anyone.Holds grudges if people dont respond to him etc etc, she smelled this a mile off and just dumped him. Dangerous. He didn't get the hint and took weeks to "book another prozzie" like he was giving her a chance to apologise.He'll go back to her now he's had a psychic bite of her.RUN A MILES LADIES!, RUN!
MARKS DRUNKhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZ0GWEkN8ew
Came back from watching Bugonia. Brilliant film, can't wait for the physical release.
What's the actual point of pink wafers honestly lads
>>83082333>>83082355I don't handle uncertainty well, that's my problem.I accept you may be right, it's just bruising to me. Like I said, just a polite decline would be fine by me.
>tax employers>unemployment rises*Rachel Reeves pikachu face*
SEASIDE UPDATEhttps://youtu.be/YVTxGeYFPOQSEASIDE UPDATELovely healthy kebab with lots of salad. No rapseed oil or carbohydrates for him my lads just lots of lovely vegetables and kebab meat and that is how you eat premium lush meals. Lovely lamb shish oh wow that is lush and I mean lush. It may be for him and is for him. MMMMMMmmmmmMM LUSH. Extra garlic and apple cider vinegar its 4x healthier and 4x more delicious shish kebab all the way. He likes a little bit extra. Cutting the unhealthy stuff right down right down. Amazing what treats you can have once you give up gambling. MM MM MMMMMMMMMM *smacks lips*
>>83082404Not a fan? Enjoy them myself
>>83082404Well I assume the same as any other biscuit - the people who buy them think they taste nice.
>>83082381>skip randomly>"we gotta think ourselves lucky">*closes video*
>>83082438Always the same 4 lines kek
Bourbons vs Custard Creams is the real discussion nobody seems ready for.
>>83082307pint of gert viczster
>>83082404Shite boomer snack kids enjoyed 50 years ago because that was the best they had back then.
>>83082462Corr love the Onions brew, hits the spot after being on the phone to the police for 14 hours a day.
>>83082458I love them both. It shouldn't even be a discussion because they're completely different.
>>83082458I'm not partisan on the issue, both have their rightful place as the cheap biccies you can scoff a packet of at once, but if pressed I would certainly pick bourbon.It's nice when you get them packs that have both in and then there's a pile of neglected custard creams in the cupboard because you ate all the bourbons and then you say "oh no I have to eat all these custard creams, can't waste them"
Fuckin addicted to these little mug shot cunts, worse than crack. 50p a pop. Chicken and mushroom noodles. Had two tonight already.
>>83082458>>83082479There's even chocolate custard creams. I only see them in cheap budget supermarkets like farmfoods, but they're good
>>83082498Aldi do good ones, chicken and sweet corn, tomato and basil, macaroni and cheese.
Pasta AND garlic breadPotato and garlic soup.THREE fucking scoops.Not right they're feeding a sedentary man so much. He'll be Xbox Huge in a few months.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1Ii76pXJ0Y
if the chinese didn't have the firewall in place then all those youtube tutorials would be in broken chinese english instead of broken indian english, personally i would find that preferable
>>83082510They taste exactly the same as the real ones yeah. But not a fan of sweetcorn me, so I go Home Bargains for the chicken and mushroom ones.It is funny how Aldi is like the Behringer of supermarkets (one for the music gear nerds), just blatantly ripping shit off and getting away with it.
>>83082281>Give us the name of the first one now. I want to read her ukpunting reviewsI don't want to give that away. She has only a few but they're positive.>second one is going to be perfect for him. I believeThanks lad.
>>83082319Change your nappy afterward?
no way timmy's really incontinent now. he's having all them nurses on.
We ordering a webab wrap HHL style? Think so.
I'll give the first escort until tomorrow morning to reply. If I've heard nothing back then I'll have to try to forget her. Sound like a good idea?
>>83082612Much prefer the healthier SSM Style Webab Wrap.
>>83082627he feed the robin it lush
>>83082515three course dinnervsgrim kebab again
>>83082405You would do better with a 1k a night prozzie, you're getting what you paid for, the cheap end.
Get in lads Iads I made Seaside Mark Watchalonghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-fbgkHdLWc
>>83082515Lay off him, food is the one joy he has in life.
>>83082515that ice cream looks lush
>>83082770a man denied his charlie bighams
>>83082770He has Sky Go, all the sports and film channels.All he does is eat. He needs a new hobby.
>>83082736>30 people watching a man ramble about a fat man while watching a fat man ramble about nothingWhat the fuck.
>>83082725She was 200 quid for an hour. Not exactly cheap.
>>83082805he got new friends like graduation bear, rehab bear and el gustav to keep him entertained
>>83082805He should book an escort.
suspect this escort lad is a larp but i'm holding off an official declaration for now....*slinks away*
Check out this super healthy meal. No rapeseed oil lids.
new charli xcx is weird snob shit. what a letdown from brat
>>83082846my dog wouldnt even eat that utter slop
>>83082820What did this whore look like?
>>83082846purbeck porker
corr i've got a right stiffy rn ladsNot even doing this NNN nonsense, I've just got a functional pair of bollocks
>>83082845It's not a LARP lad. I've been legit.>>83082861She was fairly attractive but had a sort of gypsy/Romanian look. She was Russian but spoke English fluently, so her story went. She was very talkative.You know what? Looking back I didn't even like her that much. I remember her talking about other clients she had as well and my eyes popped a bit.I've been such a fucking fool these last few weeks.I'm moving on. I've decided.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lI29xZUv-g
>>83082803>From wanting to follow his childhood dream of moving back to America, the place where he got his education and starting a music career over there.to>The Sainsbury's arc. Terrorised by the dentist, terrorised by Sainsbury's until he was evicted from his flat for menacing and anti-social behaviour.then>High Wycombe Arc. Forced to move into his fully rented flat where he was then terrorised out of existence by the Jeet builders and numerous pizzas sent to his house by trolls, called a racist and a bigot until he had a full mental breakdown. He just wanted to play his guitar and sing his songs. to>The Shopping Walk arc starts - he is put on powerful anti-psychotic medication where he wandered High Wycombe forlornly, occasionally mumbling about shopping trips. His sparkling personality became really muted and subdued during this episode.then>The Falling Over arc begins where he starts throwing himself off doorsteps and injuring himself to get looked after in hospital, whenever he is discharged he'd immediately return home then deliberately fall over again. He occupies a hospital bed for over nine months.to>The Care Home Arc which has just begun, where he sits around in nappies all day eating fat three course meals with snacks in between - only posting to update us on his latest meal or what he's watching. He's glossy eyed and heavily medicated.The Jeet builders won in the end. Another white man incapacitated and put away in a care home. Sometimes I cry about what happened to Timmy, this fate could befall any single one of us here.
ARC Raiders is pretty fun lads..
>>83082977Looks like dull brainless normie multiplayer shit.
I have recuperatedVerily
wish i could enjoy multiplayer games
>>83083050Unless you have friends IRL they are pointless.
>>83083021Just say you're bad at video games and move on.
Okay Mark has got the Christmas jumper on. Christmas has officially started
Mark wouldn't survive a day in Tim's shoes.
I just don't like the extraction shooter formula, it feels like it's just the newest overdone trend like BR, hero shooter, MOBAs, or MMOs before.I liked helldivers a ton but that wasn't really an extraction shooter, just had some elements. And also the whole starship troopers/warhammer satirical humour angle added a lot
>>83083113Tim wouldn't survive five minutes as Mark. Mark has suffered abuse and persecution his whole life due to his TMAU, he was force fed fly sarnies and abused by his stepdad and bullied his entire childhood and adult life.Timmy went a little crazy, got a nice community nurse and then has been put in a LUSH care home.
I remember when we called these 'Fairy Cakes'Now we're so Americanised we call them 'Cup Cakes'. Kids call sweeties 'Candy' and I've even heard crisps referred to as 'Chips'.We're so finished.
When I was younger I use to drive really fast and aggressively everywhere, I'd get very pissed off all the time. Now I stick to the speed limit and either brake check tailgaters or slow right down. Considering getting one of those stickers that says "the closer you get the slower I go"
>>83083191You talk to a lot of kids, aye?
Wonder what you'll be doing in 10 yrs?
>>83083211Posting on /britfeel/ mate
>>83083211Nothing. I missed out on life after turning 30. Just rotmaxxing now.
I'm gonna stick with No Fap and No Porn until Saturday when I hopefully will see another escort.After that though I might just give up with it.This whole experience has fucking drained me.
>>83083218No you won't. Only about 30 days before this domain becomes unavailable for Bongoloids to use. OFCOM is clamping down. You'll need a VPN to see anything and a 4chan pass to post.
>>83083239Good thing I have both then, isn't it?
>>83083191Can't call 'em fairy cakes any more in case a southerner gets offended, PC gone mad innit
>>83082820Thats extremely basic whoring rate in the uk. And for that you get to fuck her once. That's it.
resigning myself to a bit of jools holland xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEYYI1ii0AUCAN OF STRONGBOW I'M A MESSdolelads rise up
>>83083211Having a wank(Setting an alarm on my phone to remind me to have a wank in exactly 10 years from now)
>>83083211I will be 42 by then. Honestly no idea, I can't see what I'll be doing in the next 3 years let alone 10.
>>83083239Ofcom are coming for VPNs. https://www.techradar.com/vpn/vpn-privacy-security/exclusive-ofcom-is-monitoring-vpns-following-online-safety-act-heres-how
I try not to think about my life in the near future or I'd rope
Why do people use GNU/Linux here?
>>83083300ricing
Wonder how many DVDs DVDlad will own by then.
>>83083270I'm wondering if the whole escort thing is even right for me at th
Gutted I missed out on sex with 18-24. Why would I work for some chance of getting an old roastie?
>>83082956Timmy's High Wycombe arc was kino. He only got sectioned because he started spamming naked pics of himself on Twitter.
he has a barebones linux de and thinks hes a hacker lmao
>>83083312Probably best to stock up on a few extra Blu-ray players in case current one breaks and no more are available/very expensive. DVD players used to be cheap in the late 2000s. Not anymore.
>>83083326>got sectioned because he started spamming naked pics of himself on TwitterIf I tried that I'd only get hired as a porn actor and big bulge calvin klein underwear model, really fucking hate my life sometimes
Oh we are going large, doing bumps of k, ordering sofa covers online. Whatever will he think of next? Might push the boat out really far and have a cup of tea, not playing by anyone's rules me.
>>83083320Grim innit lad
If they ban VPNs and do Digital ID I might have to look at leaving the country I reckon. Where to go is the issue.
>>83083315200 would have got you a years membership to a gym, reading club, walking club, dozens of hobbyist clubs where you have a better than non 0 chance of finding a woman with similar interests, whereas with the 200 spent on a whore, well that chance is 0 isn't it.
>>83083307I like things are minimal as possible. My machine is a tool, not a play thing.>>83083339I have a lot of /pol/ content. I'd rather not have Microsoft think I'm some racist when they scan and upload files to onedrive.
>>83083359Thailand for you lad. You'd fit in well with all the other nonces
>>83083359Piracy and drugs have been illegal since forever, never stopped any of us has it?Stop being a fanny and just break the law ffs
Well that idaho instant mash potato was mildly dissapointing, no bread, biscuit, meat drink in.I NEED MEAT!But at least the hunger pains are going.
What should I have on toast?
Your looksmatch is shagging a Deano
>>83083364im sure its not just pol shit you dont want anyone knowing about lad
>>83083394biscuits, meat and covered in Tango
>>83083356It's grim. Even if you worked just for your own gains, you'd be doing it all alone and single life would be expensive. The rent system only barely works for couples. It's why I'll just stay poor and get council accomodation eventually when parents die. That's the only way to survive.
>>8308332015 min shag with a 22 year old for 80 quid phhhhwowwwr! Some right slappers on adult work
>>83083433If only you were brave enough eh lod
>>83083433I bet she's got a bigger cock than me.>Brazil.
>>83083433They lie and don't use their real photos. That's most like a 30+ fat roastie.
good stasche on this chappiehttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/BLkcbzbxYus?feature=share
shippy spread eagle
>>83082264cba with that shit mate tbqhwy. I don't want to have to use command line to use my PC I just want point click boom. I will never understand linuxspergs
Any ofyou lads use sex toys? Fleshlights, dolls, vibrators, big fat dildos you shove up your arse, whateverJust curious what people are getting up to
>>83083500I'm a complete spastic and it's easy as fuck to use the terminal. Just copy and paste the commands and you're done.
Told my support worker about Cum Town when he asked what podcasts I listen to. Oh dear.
Imagine the state of an escorts fanny
>>83083407The 18yo girls folder? I don't see why ameteur videos of girls stripping revealing their perfect, ripe bodies should be scanned for the safety of the operating system either.
>>83083523bare can't even tell people what I listen/watch, better to just have people think I'm a boring autistic faggot who stares at the wall all day after work than reveal my power level innit
>>83083050I am in the same boat lad. Got friends who I've done a few races with etc (sim racing) know them IRL to a point but these past few months I haven't bothered to contact them. I want to but I don't want to at the same time. I don't know why.
>>83083530Imagine having a cock so big you can only fuck worn out slags and prozzies without breaking them in halfimagine a literal whore expressing genuine shock and appreciation of how massive your dick is
>>83083239already been posting on an external IP located in another country for years now lad, never bought a pass. ofcom don't bother me.
>>83083363You might be right.I'm gonna see how the escort meeting on Saturday goes. If it goes badly, then I'm just gonna go back to watching porn and wanking, and I reckon I'll just give up any hope of ever having a gf or sex.
What's shagging an 18 year old like compared to a 30 year old?
>>83083516what about vidya though lad, will I be able to run le mans ultimate and iracing on linux?
>>83083566Imagine having a peepee over 4 inches ;_;
>>83083592Calm down Ian Watkins
Imagine using Windows 11 where task manager has a memory leak kek. That's what happens when you pay cheap Indians and use AI to make your operating system.
>>83083598imagine a lass unironically going for the horse cock comparisondunno how dicklets cope desu
>>83083500Literally can use GNU/Linux without needing terminal and set up automatic updates.
Mental that we have free will to basically do whatever we want when you think about it. Like I could strip naked right now and run down my street screaming my head off. I won't but I could.
>>83083622Yeah but what about if I wanted to run these >>83083607 specific games and their peripherals? this is one of the main reasons I stay on windows.
>>83083627couldn't do that in North Korea
sorry had a spazzy >>83083634these games >>83083597
>>83082264Dumb zoomer girls don't even know about GNU/Linux. I would hate to install games with DRM on Windows. Imagine allowing a game kernel access. Fucking hell.>>83083597Any game that won't run is probably shit. Gaming is better than ever on GNU/Linux.
>>83083634A lot of plug and play shit will work thanks to reverse engineering. My Xbox and PlayStation controllers work.
>>83083627You could but you wouldn't so you can't
Spaff spaff spaffSpaff so hard I blew a man in halfSpaff so hard I blew his cheeks from his assSpaff so hard, spaff'd on the moon.Spaff so hard blacked out all noon
>>83083418Hit the nail on the head there lad.
>>83083650>probably shitno lad. and checked DD wheel won't work on linux. windows wins again kek.
Yes/agree man mong replying again.
>>83083668Yeah because I'm choosing not to. I am using my free will to also not do it but I could do it if I really wanted to.
>>83083627Free will could get you on bbc news couldn't it?
Haven't had them in years corr
Suppose we'll have Ruthmong Auditmong and Nightwalkmong make an appearance
Using Linux is still like using Windows XP used to be in like 2003Mostly fine but you'll just come across random shit that doesn't work how it should and you're shit out of luck unless you're some neckbeard tranny in knee high socks and program your own drivers for it (it's that easy duhh)
>>83083776You don't need much else if 90% of your computer time is gooning and 4chan.
Might have another early night lads.Tomorrow will hopefully be the last time the Russian escort is on my mind before I move on.
Escort drivel ramps upAsmr drivel ramps down
>>83083841My bluetooth keyboard (what I use to goon on 4chan from the setee instead of a desk) didn't even work on linux lol
on that bbc grindset rn
Polish lass showing her feet off now. Knew she'd end up sexualising herself.
>>83083883Wouldn't use a wireless keyboard. Wired is more secure.
>>83083846>RussianOh so the plot thickens, you immediately fell for that sexy Slav accent didn't you? I know the feeling lad, been there multiple times, but let me assure you. The Slavic cultural attitude to relations between men and women is very mercenary, they will give you some mind blowing sex but you are absolutely just paying your way and they will drop you the minute there's a better prospect. Ain't worth it.Put her behind you mate.
>>83083433>0 ratingAvoid avoid avoid
>>83083910based fellow slav foid enjoyer
>>83083894Don't think the TV License detector van is outside snooping my inputs desu. Not right now anyway, they only seem to turn up when I'm on a big ket and coke bender, weird coincidence that is now I think about it
>>83083918Honestly keep falling for it every time, always leads to heartbreak but just wanna smash their back doors in and call them kurwa in bed
New thread soon, love the anticipation.
>>83083768I'm British but it's good girls like many countries.
>>83083433make an account here and search girls up on it firstnot on this site? avoid.she seems genuine at least and not a scam by some gang thatll burst in the door once shes got your clothes off and hold a knife to your neck and demand you bank transfer them all your money on the spot.brazilian? probably a dominican
Islamic ray guns
>>83083910She didn't have a strong accent. She spoke with a weird mix of a British and American accented English. She was definitely Russian though, I spoke a basic sentence to her (since I know a bit) and she responded in Russian.You're right about their greed I reckon. I will take this a horrible lesson learnt.I think my mistake was to send multiple messages without a response, and I also told her I was a virgin.
>>83083990Muslamic mate
Jewish space lasers
Inbetweeners is for deanos..
>>83084046Pretty much yeah, did anyone ever think otherwise? Any outcasts that enjoyed it are just retards because they didn't realise it's making fun of them unironically.
>tfw no arch linux girlfriendhttps://youtu.be/NuLiEPiVsCI
I've nevet played with a fanny
>>83084062Love BoP, she makes great linux content, but she looks EXACTLY like my sister. Like I'm talking fucking identical to her. Shit creeps me out honestly.
>>83084071Why does it feel so out of reach?
My dealer unironically goes by Deano. Nice enough guy, just incredibly retarded.
Give me a reason why I should use any distro other than Ubuntu?
>>83084073Yeah she's really intelligent. I fancy her but /g/ thinks she is trans. I guess you can't fancy someone that looks like your sister.
>>83084093Ubuntu has replaced some things with snaps (like firefox) and puts Ubuntu Pro ads in the terminal. It's best to use LMDE now or go bare with Debian. Ubuntu is the Windows 11 of Linux.
>>83084071>>83084076I've given oral to one. Tasted a bit funny honestly.
Arch is to linux what linux is to windows
Any lads here even attempted to install/use Gentoo? What purpose does it even serve?
>>83084073BoP would never want me as a bf. She'd want a man of equal intelligence sadly. I just want to go on nice walks together.
more linux talk. so boring. id rather read the same 2-3 lads talking about boring foreign movies instead
Why would an asmrtist all of a sudden start making feet videos and only make them paid? I didn't think she'd go down this path. Disappointed.
it's so easy to buy drugs in the internet age x
To long term NEETs do you see yourself doing the exact same thing as you are now 10 years from now?
>>83084148https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9hfgd6
>>83084177Brilliant innit. Talking to people was always my least favourite part of buying drugs.Love drugs me
>>83084188Hopefully I'll have my council flat by then and continue being NEET. No pussy no work. It is better to be unemployed than try to work and spend it all on rent.
>>83084204What if you had a job and could afford high end escorts?
>>83084193Why do fat ones always go down the sexual route? I don't like it. gimme skinny 23y girl any day.
>>83084214I'd only ever be on minimum wage at this point. There is no advancement for lads like me so I don't want to bother getting a job.
>>83084177it's so easy to put rat poison in your drugs too. no thanks.
>>83084244And kill your customer? seems retarded
non homo edish please
I'm so glad telegram exists de lads x
>>83084234nta but completely valid and I say this as a wagie, infact there is 0 point to actually waging unless you have no other choice i.e you'll just end up homeless, just endless waiting lists for getting any diagnosis
>>83084280terrorgram is not that safe. They make you require a phone number on GNU/Linux package still.
>>83084234Minimum wage these days is actually a pretty respectable wage (assuming you work a 40 hour week, get paid breaks, etc, not getting jewed by the 37.5) and affords a pretty decent living in many parts of the country.It's just London that's fucked, and the problem that there's not enough opportunities to progress past minimum. People act like minimum wage is some sort of failure but at this point literally like 50% of the entire country is on minimum wage.Race to the bottom innit.
>>83084280I use it but I don't see what's so good about it.
>>83084290I'd honestly rather be homeless at this point. I'm already throwing away most of my shit in case that happens.
getting groomed by an indian on kik when i was 11
>>83084306Problem is there are no jobs anymore. Anyone that leaves a company isn't necessarily replaced to cut costs. We're got millions of immigrants all going around on bikes delivering mcdonalds to fat people too.
>>83084315this thought has crossed my mind, you seen kyle pidduck on youtube? homeless bloke who wanders the country with his two dogs, rucksack and a tent. His winter set ups usually seem to be shacks in the middle of the woods he builds and lives in over winter, proper homeless as well I dont think he has secret money from his parents, it would be hard but more fulfilling than putting shit into excel all dayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvx8suMh4Yk
70k in comfy office doing fuck all most of the day or I won't work. Give me easy job like women. Men not getting sex don't want to do shit jobs like bricklaying now. Go build your own homes foid cunts.
Alright new ones up lads, everybody switch>>83084363>>83084363>>83084363
Foids have denied me ever experiencing sex and they expect me to crack on, slave for minimum wage? Nah fuck that. Make them foids pay for men on mental health disability in their comfy office jobs. Cunts.
>>83084362It must get pretty exhausting after a few weeks. I'd probably be mugged and arrested for being an inconvenience.
