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>be 30 year old virgin
>gonna get six figures in inheritance
>see I can fuck lauren phillips in LA for 3k an hour
should i do it robots?
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>>83083151
Yes, you should. Ideally record a vid.
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>>83083244
I'm ugly as fuck and that would fuck up my job prospects in my industry
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>>83083264
It's no big deal, pic of her you posted is also photoshopped to hell and back. If you want I can help you censor face in vid.
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>>83083272
Its cool. I work in a female dominated industy so i know the death glares I would get if I fucked some thick ginger whore.I have thought about wanting to go to porn cons but i dont want pics of me there leaking
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>>83083305
Well, I offered because I simply recognized name, meaning I saw her porn in past and liked it enough to look her up. Good taste.
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>>83083332
yeah, although i dont my 6 incher could do much to all that meat
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>>83083387
It seems you don't want to do that after all if you're looking for excuses.
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>>83083151
whats a round trip to a coomer country gonna cost u anon?
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>inb4 spends all 33.33333 hours and tells her to keep the change
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>>83083664
I could fly out to prague and have a weeks vacation for about a grand the issue is it seems a lot of the hookers would want like 200 or 300 euro an hour.Might have to hit up a reddit to see if there are cheaper legit
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fuck a hotter chick for cheaper. no woman is worth 3k an hour
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>>83083151
she'll be 38 in 8 December
>>83083387
she's also 5'10 (was probably 5'11 younger). yeah that's a lot of woman.
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Wheres the listing at anon I wanna fuck her too
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>>83084828
It's cheaper to do it together, great thinking
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>>83084539
I've been jerking it to her for 10 years though
>>83084828
tryst websuite
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>>83083419
just being realistic thats a lot of booty
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>>83083264
don't they wear balaclavas for this kind of shit?
>>83083151
Definitely do it, you'll either enjoy it more than the last ten years of your miserable life or realize it wasn't that cool and find something more important to do
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>>83086080
I've got some noticeable scars on my hands and a birthmark on me, they could also probably recognize my voice
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>>83083387
And? Do you think you'll disappoint her? Do you think there's anyone who wouldn't? Woman has had more dicks than you have faps. Nobody cares, least of all her
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i recommend you not try to have sex with a professional sex haver if you post here
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>>83086098
I know my little baby dick would disappoint her, there is so much ass I dont even know if she would feel it.

Maybe I should passport bro to manilla where to smaller frames mean smaller vaginas
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>>83086103
Why? I realize I want a connection and loving relationship which I wont get from a whore, or would it just mean that I paid to win my way out of inceldom and not fix the real issues.
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>>83086122
Sure, I agree. So fucking what? What's gonna happen? She's still gonna fuck you if you have the money. Do you think she'll think you suck? So what? Most men do. You'll leave and never see her anymore. There are zero consequences other than your drama.
The only real problems you have are the price (taken care of) and your reputation (just don't make a video)
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>>83083853
>nut instantly when I see her
>tell her see ya roastie and skate out
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>>83083151
Go for it man! Shes hot as fuck!
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>>83083151
just wondering, does xev bellringer offer a similar service? asking for a friend
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>>83083151
No get $3k worth of blow and see what you can get for it
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no, that's so retarded. you can fuck 19 year olds for much cheaper if you go sugar daddy route. if you don't want to sugar daddy, then you can still fuck 19-21 year olds for about 1k or less. why do you want to touch overly used whores? coom brain
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>>83083151
get the score anon, lauren phillips is a very beautiful hottie
godspeed, and may you treat her right, and may she treats u right as well
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>>83083305
unlucky the peer pressure is preventing what u wanna do
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>>83083151
dont fuck her

fuck msfiiire
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>>83087541
Xev is a recluse that does a ton of shrooms see her /mommy/ in /t/ for more
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>>83088599
msfiiire offers the same service? how much?
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>>83089062
you have to catch her when the time is right

because i tried several times after the first, and she never returns my messages

i paid 600 bucks btw, and it was only for a single cum, not multiple cum
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>>83083151
>should i do it robots?
Wouldn't recommend going expensive option first time.
First time would be fumble, kinda waste. Start cheaper with experience move up.



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