Jokes about fecal matter are no longer amusing to me.
>>83083928Well good Sir, might I interest you in a good helping of poopy dookie? Would you be interested in trying the positively exquisite poopy doodles straight from an unwashed bum?
>>83083963Good Sir, I assure you that kind of foul language has no affect on an established man such as myself. I beg you remove yourself from the commode so that I may, myself, unload the foul stenching typhoid a man holds within
>>83083963we need a Nicolas Cage movie about this guy
>>83083928Your distain for detritus based humor is well understood my good man. Please do try not to, in your own hubris, quote "shitpost" unquote
>>83083928I'm on the toilet as I type this having the most gloopy shit imaginable. Its hard to push out ;-;