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While you stayed at home and played DotA 2 and got upset because your imaginary MMR dropped by a couple points, other people socialized and went to parties. They are living, laughing and loving. Meanwhile you are suffering.

Don't you ever wish you were normal?
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get a life europeen
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>>83084534

FOMO is only for NPCs or real player characters that haven't realized how empty and vapid meet-ups like your webm are.

>OH HAHA HUR DEE DURR, A BUNCH OF HOT WHITE PEOPLE GOT DRUNK TOGETHER AND HOOKED UP, THE WORLD IS SAVED, YAY!!!!
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immediate revulsion

every movement in that webm is so soulless and performative even the dude emotes like a fucking youtuber lmao
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>>83084534
I was invited to these things and played vidya instead. I was even asked to prom by a girl and played vidya instead.

Honestly? It took me like a decade to start regretting it, but I do now. Kinda wish I had socialized IRL more when I was younger. I would suggest any anons to go to parties and events and socialize when they get the opportunity, even if they feel awkward about it.
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>>83084534
While they were put partying I was studying the blade. While they were having sex I was studying the blade. While they were at concerts I studied the blade. And now they ask me for mercy? They ask me for pity? They ask me for protection? No.
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>>83084555
>>OH HAHA HUR DEE DURR, A BUNCH OF HOT WHITE PEOPLE GOT DRUNK TOGETHER AND HOOKED UP, THE WORLD IS SAVED, YAY!!!!
Oy vey cool it with the antisemitism
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>>83084534
I did all that stuff and none of it mattered.
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>>83084606

Shalom, killers of Jesus.
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I spent my college years playing vidya while everyone else hooked up and partied.
Now I love partying, but I'm too old and normal people have long since settled down.
I expect I'll be into having kids in 5-10 years when it's too late for me.
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>>83084534
Id never get invited
I dont regret beating off to anime porn and playing bf3 and bf4 in college
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i dont think i'd enjoy being in that environment
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>>83084534
not at fucking all. anytime i went to any kind of party i hated it and it always ends up with me sitting on corner staring at my hands going into a internal monologue about the cold war because i'm so tired of being there
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>>83084898
Parties really are the worst
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>>83084534
I wasted my life on world of warcraft. I wasn't even good at it
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>>83084991
World of warcraft fucking sucks. Who the fuck thinks sitting and not moving then spamming shit when cooldowns end is fun gameplay? It's absolute dogshit. At least dota 2 has strategy and movement and counterstrike has adrenaline and fast twitch reaction times. Nothing is more boring than a wow dungeon
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>>83084534
i'm not even jealous of normies anymore. This can't be funner than playing FIFA with the bros. Like what do they do? Drink? Have sex? I guarantee when we won the league cup in FIFA there was more dopamine circulating in my brain.
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>>83084534
>having a good life is being an STD riddled piece of shit normie
failed normie.
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>>83084991
why weren't you good at wow though
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>I'll never be 24 partying again
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>>83084534
i dont really look at it like this. i look at it like, even if i did try going to these places, nothing would happen, because im shy and autistic

ive been to parties, and clubs and stuff when i was 15-16. several of them, in the mid 2000's. im still a virgin in his 30's

videogames are what kept me alive and distracted me with fun and pleasure. they arent the issue. the issue is my mental illnesses are a killer

dota is what keeps me alive, im over 5k mmr. videogames like world of warcraft and whatnot help me survive a otherwise inhospitable world

>>83084991
some of my fondest memories in my life are from world of warcraft. i really have absolutely zero regrets playing this game, and i appreciate it so much, even though i dont have fun with it anymore
i will always love it and appreciate how wonderful and beautiful it was for me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1FXqtnSkZ8
thing song runs so deep in my blood and soul
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The worst is going to one of these things and having a "What am I even doing here" epiphany.
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>>83084534
> played dota 2 got to top 2000 in USA
> too easy
> got top 2000 in EU
> too easy but USA is a joke compared to EU
> activated Chinese -perfectworld
> struggle to maintain top 2000
> what good times!
> chinese introduce new bills to stop teens from nolifing games
> access for foreign dogs is cut off
> stop playing dota
> start multiple online businesses
> make good 500k
> realize everyone is retarded

everyone in that webm looks like a brokie without a bugati

listen to andrew tate if you want to have a decent life

you dont have to buy shit, just apply raw action to your life
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>>83084534
Those two girls at the beginning have definitely locked each other's cunts.
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>>83084534
I dont enjoy parties or rooms full of loud drunk people
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How do I find people my age to party with, I'm 23 and I have no friends.
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>>83086312
This is so fucking sexy. The girl on the left is just having fun being a slut while the girl on the right is having a sexual awakening
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>>83084534
>You're going OUTSIDE to meet girls? Lmao, how are you going to meet anyone that way, loser? Why are you going to the club to fish for girls offline, are you a boomer?
And the funniest part about this is that this just shows OP is a loser alone on his PC, has no idea how to meet girls in 2025.
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>>83084534
playing dota seems more fun than that so no not really
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>>83084534
>Don't you ever wish you were normal?
as much as a fish wishes it was human
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>>83084534
Im not defending super diversity or illegal immigration , im against all that , but this many blond girls is a bit unsettling , some of those yellow hair collors are clearly fake.
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>>83087432
that's normal, where do you live that's such a shithole you wouldn't see that many blonde girls in a room?
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>>83084534
I don't play those games and i've already partied. Know your audience.
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>>83087443
Where I live girls are much more good looking than those. Theres black haired girls , tons of them , with white snow skin , redhead girls , brunettes , black girls , mixed , mulatas , native americans. You name it. And yes a lot of blonde ones , but no where near as much as that ridiculous cornfield there.
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>>83087502
nah you live around a bunch of ugly whores
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fuck all of that, shit music, i hate alcohol, and there's slutty white girls who are only there to get railed by chad

all i want is pic rel
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I've been to absolute rager parties featuring multiple kegs getting depleted, underage high school sluts in lingerie being there for some reason, cops being called to chase misbehaving niggers into the woods, $2000+ in profit being generated for the house, etc
And I've played high level pubs with pros like Arteezy, ixmike, 1437, TC, monkeysforever, etc on my team (and defeated them)

The pubs were better tbqh
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>>83084534
I played dota and attended to parties and clubs.
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>>83084555
GOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT MOTHERFUCKER GOT PUKE IN HIS MOUTH..... AND NOT HIS OWN!!!

My God that made me laugh so hard watching that. Because I love it when people have these awesome great feelings especially with success with women, and that dude was probably feeling so great and knowing that on the right home he was probably going to get a blowjob while he's driving and go home and have all sorts of exotic coitus with this drunk bitch. And now? He goes from all those great feelings immediately go away and is replaced with disgust as puke is in his fucking mouth! And everything is ruined! And I fucking love it so much! It wouldn't get any better than this unless you told me they both died in a car wreck on the way home!
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>>83084898
it's really this simple
I don't want to party
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>>83084534
I don't play dota anymore.
That said I did actually try going to parties for a while when I was 18-22 and I kind of hated them. Parties were tolerable when drunk but I don't really enjoy being drunk plus. Clubs however were awful no matter what state I was in.
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>>83084534
>Don't you ever wish you were normal?

kek no of course not. i'd rather be dead than be "normal," shitty bait thread made to invoke negative responses notwithstanding.
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>>83084555
>A BUNCH OF HOT WHITE PEOPLE

i hate how /r9k/ is just a haven for the most resentful unfucked browncel fecaloid shit-mutants to seethe endlessly about white people and not being able to get white girlfriends now



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