be me30f5'8, athletic build from yoga and runs, long wavy hair, people say I look like a model but "approachable"make 150k as a graphic designer, remote work so I travel a bithealthy eating, skincare routine on point, get compliments everywhereguys (and girls) slide into DMs constantly, dates lined up if I wantedbut lol nopevirgin, never even kissed anyone seriouslyrelationships? 0guys fucked? 0why? idk mangrew up with parents who cheated nonstop, saw the messfriends' stories about heartbreak, STIs, baby daddies who ghostfeels like everyone's playing a game and I'm the only one reading the fine printtrust? what's thatprefer my vibrator and netflix, at least they don't lieone time almost hooked up with a coworker, seemed chillthen he ghosted after I said slow down, "you're too intense"wtf does that even meannow I just vibe alone, pet my cat, wonder if I'll die a wizardor witch? idkfeelsbadman.jpgwhy can't I just... try? brain says nomfw I'm peak smv but zero outputsend help or don't, probably won't reply anyway
>30fYou're basically a dinosaur.I'm a 30m virgin but I'd only date my promised teen virgin that God forgot to distribute to me when I was younger.
30M6'3, avg build. also long wavy hair. Live in Florida but constantly travel the states. I'd be down to see if we connect and if so fix that for you. You honestly sound really cute.
>>83084650I'd date you but this is a bait post no graphic designer makes 150k remote
ok nice larp see you tomorrow
>>83084650May i find someone like you this next year fembot, God i wanna be a younger husband so bad
>>83084650But are you happy about it or do you want to try?t. other virgin in my 30s
>>83084650Wtf, female wizards are so fucking random. How does that even happen. And of course you're chadsexual.
Get a therapist. you're just a loser stop complaining
>>83084650this is prob gonna be me next year except male, lolat any rate, happy birthday, anonbuy yourself a red velvet cupcake and pretend it's a gift from mebe seeing ya
>>83084650You were "peak smv" when you were 19, you are now mid smv and in denial about the march of time.
>>83084650>im a loser but im pretty and perfect lol look at me guysWho are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how many posts I make a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop posting? A board big enough that it could be listed on the front page of Reddit goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, OP. I am the danger. A 30f femcel opens her door and gets her shit pushed in, and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!
>>83084650you don't need any help, you're just too closed off and / or not horny enough to fuck someone. it's a you problem. go to therapy.also, post tits
>>83084650do you wanna be my gf?i'll never cheat on you because i'm a clingy loser but you're gonna be the breadwinner and i'm gonna stay at home taking care of our children/pets because i have autism. then you can come home and tell me about your day at work and i'll be interested because it's the only stimulation i've had all day. doesn't that sound nice?wait, do you like anime? i think i can only date weebs sorry if you aren't one.
>>83084650>netflixthis is why. It gives guys the ick. Every millennial should know how to torrent
>>83084650Trust is something that needs to be slowly built up. The start of any relationship sucks, that's just how it is.That said, do you WANT a boyfriend? If so, I'd go out on a date with you.Are you located within the EU by any chance?
>>83084650do you whore online, or how do you get validation
>>83084650based. stay clean
>>83084650YWNBAWWake up larper
>>83084650Lmao what is this post. "Ugh relationships seem so hard" I mean yeah literally everyone knows that. You're a woman with "approachable model" looks and "dates lined up", you have literally no excuse. Worried that relationships won't work out? Don't worry, you can try many more. Or idk, get a coworker or friend or fuck it r9k to wingman for you lol. Like you're an attractive woman the world wants you to succeed. I mean fuck you could literally just ask a random dude on the street and they'd say yes like what is this lmao>>83084995This
>>83084650I know this is just a tranny larping, but I hope any woman in that position does find love, the genuine article too, not the settling that most normies do.
>>83084650>5'8sorry too tall
>>83084650f(female) or f(mtf)? be honest
>hey guys check out my totally real life story where I'm basically perfect Lmao. Lol. You wouldn't be here.Sage. Gtfo.
