I would do ANYTHING to get a whiff of a woman's vagina.
>>83084763>yesterday>gf wants sex for the first time in a couple weeks >she hasn't showered in over a week>we have a really long sex session, she kinda smells bad all over but I'm horny enough I don't care>tells me I'm a trooper for being able to go down on her in that state>literally showers the next day (today)lmao wtf is her problem, she's gotta be trollling me
take a shower and get a job >nooooo anything BUT that
>>83084801I shower everyday and work 44 hours a week.
>>83084763no it's not nice. i was just going to sleep now i feel nauseous. thanks man
>>83084793Describe the odor, anon
>>83084763i wish i could beat the shit out off you
>>83084820Stop sleeping with fungal mushroom women, bro
>>83084823her body smelled like the girls locker room (not nearly as bad as man-stink but still sour)and her pussy smelled very slightly fishy and pissy, it tasted kinda sour ( a bit more than usual) with some salt too (probably sweat/piss lmao)
>>83084854That's that TANG man, she TANGY. Good shit, hope she stops showering for you.
>>83084763You can just sniff seats in public settings
>>83084880she barely showers as it is, it's just the timing that trolled me. Only once before has she made me right before her shower (only happens like 3 times a month) Honestly, the smell doesn't even bother me, what bothers me is the lack of effort and how she will use "not feeling sexy" as an excuse to not fuck me. If you don't feel sexy when you fuck me, that means you're settling for me.If a 10/10 person fucks you, it's a confidence boost for life.
>>83084905>>83084854>>83084793that's honestly disgusting.How hard is it to spend 5 minutes a day to wash yourself?That girl has no respect for you or herself.
>>83084958that's what I meant when I said her lack of effort bothers me.
>>83084763im only looking at her feet and seeing that she puts it in front of the camera, she agrees thats the best part of a woman
>>83084793who tf doesnt shower for 7 days? yall some stinky mfs, probably ugly too
>>83084763Go lick a penny
>>83085043I shower every other day in the winter and every day in the summer.I just fell for the "dating downward" meme and it's honestly been kind of a disaster.She's an SSRI zombie femcel who is never horny because of her meds and really isn't going anywhere in life.
>>83085058i wish a guy would date downward with me but i actually shower and am unmedicated so im just usually sad and anxious and boring 247
>>83085301nobody is ever as boring as they think. My gf is sad and anxious all the time even on the meds but without it would be worse. You'll find a 30 yo wageslave acoholic man too, if he falls into your lap.We have a similar sense of humor and enjoy similar activities a lot of the time so it works out...
>>83084763Go take a big whiff of a fish market then suck on a shotgun and relieve the world of your dumbass. Simp faggot
>>83085301hello babes
>>83084763>toerings>anklet>sole