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i've got another tinder date lined up. this one's a married man. his wife is out of town visiting her sister. he said he was looking for "something discreet." he told me he wants to have some fun with a woman who isn't the "nagging hag" he's stuck with.
i'm surprised i've managed to remember this place even exists BEFORE my date lol, so to make the most of it i'm going to brag about it to r9k MOlDS. reading the sheer, seething cope from you subhuman virgins is the perfect pre-date ritual, just thinking about it gives me such a thrill. you're sitting there writing about "female nature" and "used goods" while i'm sipping wine a married man bought me, right before i fuck him in his own marital bed LMAO.
then, we're both going our separate ways. and both of us will have had a better night than any of you will have in your entire, miserable lives.
you call women whores like it's an insult. you're right, i am. and i'm still the best thing that will ever happen to any man in your pathetic social circle.
my "used" pussy has more power and influence than your entire worthless bloodline.
>inb4 "but muh morals!"
cope and seethe.
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>4chan filename
bizarre larp. diagnosis: AGP. prognosis: you will never be a woman
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this girl didn't write like this, bro
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>>83084845
LMAO the cope is real, give me more.
>>83084859
this girl writes however she likes
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>>83084832
Go off queen yasssss!!! I hope he gives whatever you give him to his wife and they divorce lolllll
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>>83084832
who starts a date at 11pm?
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>>83084950
chatgpt because that's who wrote it lol
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>>83084832
youre a man its clear as day
stop posting here and rope
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>>83084832
> a better night than any of you will have in your entire, miserable lives

tonight me and my gf had an assortment of cheese, meats and olives with wine, then we had sloppy raw sex in which I nutted in her then we watched dawn of the dead whilst cuddling.

Whore.
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>>83084950
reading comprehension is up to date, i see.
>>83084939
i'm clean, but you're permanently plagued with being a pathetic nobody.
>>83084974
LMAO the only thing "sloppy and raw" is the fanfiction you're writing to cope. your "girlfriend" is a body pillow and your "wine" is a capri sun.
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women don't type like this + 4chan filename
better bait next time please
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>>83085031
>cope
which is what youre doing rn, you dont have a loving relationship like I do, I'll go to sleep soon knowing someone loves me and you will not.
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>>83084832
my wife is hotter than you whore and we're laughing at you because you are a lost and miserable soul but good on you for giving the man your roast beef pussy its the only thing you're good for
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>>83085031
>i'm clean
Gracie, sweetie, you are far from clean, trust me haha, it is well documented.
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>>83084832
Some truly desperately attention seeking rage bait. Here is your (You).
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>>83084832
hell yeah go get railed by ole boy great uh conquest or whatever
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>>83085091
A married man nonetheless, such an achievement for modern whores.
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>>83085036
if it's any consolation this is my brother's pc.
and i write however i like.
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>>83085060
get a life, you necrophiliac freak. even in your violent fantasies, women still wouldn't touch you lol
>>83085070
LMAO your "loving relationship" is a delusion you bought from an ai chatbot. your waifu pillow doesn't love you, she's just data on a hard drive lol
i'll go to sleep after getting railed. you'll go to sleep crying into a crusty body pillow ROFL
>>83085071
>my wife is hotter than you
anime waifus and ai chat bots don't count as a wife you incel loser freak XD
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>>83085136
why do you pretend to be her?
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>>83084832
Still mogged by 2d
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>>83085229
your waifu is as real as your social skills and capacity to get laid lol
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>>83085314
weak shit bro
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>>83085314
Having less sexual appeal than a drawing made by some virgin dude has to be insane
seethe foid
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>>83085360
stay devoted to your 2D mistress, virgin. at least she'll never have to endure the profound disappointment of meeting you in person.
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>>83085229
3dpd can't compete
and it makes the seethe like nothing else
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>>83085417
you've given up on real women because you're too much of a genetic and social failure to even try ROFL
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I fucking hate these stupid posts, nobody cares about your bait posts you're just a fucking retarded nigger now go kill yourself.
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hello foid please acknowledge my existence
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>>83085424
>the seethening continues
what other insecurities are you going to project onto me?
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>>83085446
projecting? you're the one writing love letters to a JPEG while malding that real women won't touch you lol
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>>83085387
Thankfully 2d girls aren't as stuck up and bitchy as you so it wouldn't be a problem
Oh and the handsex I have with them is better than anything your hole could provide btw
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>>83085460
LMAO thankfully real women have standards so they'll never have to deal with a pathetic loser like you. your hand can't disappoint a drawing, which is the only relationship you're capable of maintaining XD
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>>83085487
We all know you're a troon, now just admit it.
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>>83085458
>writing love letters
You're the only one writing essays about made up scenarios
at least that's what I think your post is about, I didn't read it

>>83085460
and they're also extremely jealous
they can't even handle it if a guy is just looking at 2d perfection
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>>83085529
>i didn't read it
LMAO that's the battle cry of every incel who got his feelings hurt. you're not fooling anyone, you seethe-read every word.
and your only comeback is pretending to be above it all lol
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>>83085487
>real women have standards
You guys are still stuck in your primate phase for sexual selection
>uuuh he has to be tall, have a big penis and be dominant
So yeah keep doing your primal rituals and pushing out offspring you monkey incubator female organism. That's all you will ever be.

>>83085529
Yup they can't cope with the fact we no longer need to play their games to be satisfied. They literally failed.
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>>83084832
I only jerk to trannies now
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>83085563
not even gonna give you a (you)
I think I'll ignore you from now on
there are more interesting people in this thread to talk to

>>83085647
>Yup they can't cope with the fact
they know they're a league below 2g girls and that's why they feel so threatened
Because there is a real chance the guy will realize 3d women just a waste of time, money and lack empathy
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>>83085647
stay mad that even a "monkey incubator" has a more fulfilling life and legacy than your worthless, soon-to-be-extinct bloodline lol.
>83085705
LMAO you're malding that your 2d mistress can't even pretend to love you
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>>83084832
you know, in times like this, i really do look to god as my only hope
the juxtaposition between me and you is really stunning;
you get to live, love, sex, and your will is done. you have agency and power over your life
where as a robot is a incel virgin rotting his life away

and still you come here to mock us because we find you disgusting. the people at the bottom of society you kick down

thats like a smug white going up to a bunch of black slaves during slavery and mocking them with his life, freedom and love interests, because those black slaves despise the white guy

if you had access to the interpersonal lives of r9k girls and r9k robots, and played each video side by side, one would be of loneliness, suicide, pain, watching your life rot away
the other would be drugs, sex, lies, partying, traveling, marriage, money, and children

females cannot lose, and in this world there is no justice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt2empUOJfU
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>>83085073
>Still no comment on this
How's the clap treating ya these days, Spacey Gracey? Hahaha fuckin town bike
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>>83085980
comparing yourself to slaves because you can't get laid is the most pathetic, terminally online take i've ever seen lol
>>83086035
LMAO the only "clap" here is the sound of your one hand desperately trying to get a reaction out of your dusty body pillow. my sheets are cleaner than your post history XD
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>>83086141
>comparing yourself to slaves because you can't get laid is the most pathetic, terminally online take i've ever seen lol

the idea is that both robots and slaves are marginalized to the point of having their core human needs denied and are at the bottom of the human totem pole

nobody is worse off than real robots. fentanyl addicted druggies living in camps often times have loving relationships and move in and out of homes with women, ive seen it in interviews.

slaves had their freedom and agency taken away by slavery, and for robots, they had it taken away by being born autistic, ugly and mentally ill in a neurtoypical man-hating society

you woudlnt understand, because you dont know what its like being at the absolute bottom and being really that hopeless and powerless
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>>83086141
Gracie maybe when you're done being a homewrecker I can fuck you in the ass and give you a spiritual awakening
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>>83084832
I fuck random women off Bumble and Tinder. Some are married, some single with kids, some single without kids, some with boyfriends.

My two worst memories
>go out on date with single woman with kids
>she's very sexy and slutty
>end up going back to her place
>her kids are there, 2 sons, both below 14 years of age
>fuck her at night
>wake up and fuck her again
>see her eldest teen son as I leave and catch his eye
>the look on his face was one of pure misery and defeat, like I'd just taken a shit in his lunchbox.

Other one was
>went on date with single woman with kids again
>we end up in my bedroom
>she gets a call, it's her 16 year old daughter
>she's crying about her mother not being at some stupid event she was doing
>lady says she thinks she should go to her daughters stupid event
>I convince her to stay and fuck her

You're scum OP, just like me and those women I have met. I don't know what you should do with this information or how you should feel about it. I'm just telling you.
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>>83086198
nta, normals are evil
I'm glad I'm not like that
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>>83086186
comparing the violent oppression of enslaved people to your self-pitying incel tantrum is genuinely disgusting.
slaves were stripped of their humanity by force. you've voluntarily surrendered yours to a cult of misogyny.
>>83086198
>You're scum OP
that's rich coming from you.
>>83086195
urgh
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>83086278
LMAO seething this hard, careful to not go into a stabbing frenzy on your mom, there won't be anyone to pay the bills otherwise ROFL
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>83086315
LMAO the lil incel has mommy issues.
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>>83086255
>you've voluntarily surrendered yours to a cult of misogyny.
wrong. i was born with autism, shyness, unloved by my mother, and various other mental illnesses. the circumstances of my genetics and lived environment caused me to be powerless in regards to sex, love and intimacy. entirely outside of my control

misogyny is not the issue. tons of guys are hard haters of women who run through whore after whore. there are documented cases of pimps who play girls like a violin, play at their heart strings so perfectly, like chloe chua, and these men are often times found commentating how much they hate women

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_wdho14Xck

the thing is, the chads you sleep with just sold you the lie better. they deceive you with lies and sweet words, that are empty and are there to make you feel better. the truth is not sexy, and thus you nor they care for it, because it gets in the way of power to do what they want
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>>83084832
This is insanely made up. However, based if true, helping men cheat is the work of the Lord. He does deserve some fun with a woman who isn't the nagging hag he's stuck with.
>>83084845
fpbp
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how does this thread get hundreds of replies every single time it is made yet almost every other thread on the board that isnt a general dies immediately? do this faggot just samefag that fuck out of it?
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>>83086337
>This is insanely made up.
lol cope harder.
>>83086331
LMAO your life is so pathetic you have to write essays blaming "Chads" for your own uselessness. you're a genetic and social failure who uses autism as a crutch because you're too much of a weak-willed coward to even try.
>83086374
the only lecture i'm willing to give you is how to tie a noose ROFL
>>83086352
moids would throw their lives away for crumbs of pussy lol
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>cross necklace

You're completely ruined for me
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>>83086440
do you think everyone who wears a cross is christian? the more i speak with you moids the more retarded you get XD
>83086446
>you do not believe your own words.
i mean it, kill yourself. i recommend using sanctioned suicide and aiming for ur jugular.
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>83086603
you're a failed experiment, a waste of carbon, and the reason why prenatal screening should be mandatory. the only thing you'll ever contribute to this world is the smell when they find your corpse.
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>83086694
LMAO the gore-posting subhuman is trying to play science teacher. your "carbon cycle" is the most action your bloodline will ever see, rotting back into the dirt where it belongs.
stay malding, you walking abortion. even the periodic table finds you useless.
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>>83086255
>urgh
Where you at anyway these days?
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>>83086255
>urgh
Where you at anyway these days? You tryna get your face spat on?
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yaawn
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>>83086783
would you please knock it off with the gore posting? No one here want's to see that shit and it contributes fuck all to the conversation.
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>>83086890
Stress hormones? I'm just trying to bag this slut next.
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seething this hard lol
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>>83087051
Hey baby forget about that goreposting retard, I'm tryna get chlamydia tonight~
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>>83084832
I want to slide my 7" bwic (Big White Incel Cock) between your fat fucking tits.
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>>83084832
My asshole, full of cum. Dick shart, pee pee poo poo



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