t. kissless, hugless virgin
>>83086107i dont understand what this meanst. also khhv
>>83086107https://youtu.be/jVF-ugA2Atk?si=G00w6_AwCcx2xA3Yno, it's a construction for the purposes of debasement and comedy
>>83086107there's no way for me to knowt. another khhv
>>83086121it's a demonstration of how you should scratch a cat under the chin
>>83086121You rub the prostate inside the boypussy better with the 2nd motion
>>83086107idk. someone told me once when you eat a female out, you write her name on her clit with your tongue.
>>83086107I won't ever have to understand what this means
>>83086142The idea is to just vary the pattern.>>83086107My ex liked the right when we were going slow, but if I hit her g-spot she would like the left because it was fast.I only have experience with one woman though and I imagine different girls tend to like different things.>t. Divorced
I like fingering the cute massage parlor lady while I get my happy ending so this will help.
>>83086168>I only have experience with one womanlying manslut
>>83086107yes, it's true but you are likely to fall into this movement naturally anyway, out of simple shape and ease of movement, it's not something you have to bother with learning the patterns oft. has sample size of one (1)
>tfw wife is so tight that putting more than one finger inside her hurts too muchfor some reason my slightly above average dick is fine though?
>>83086107if i can play chopin etudes, i can do that
>>83086181>lying manslutWhy would I lie? I got married out of highschool, divorced a couple years later. Now I'm just the weird divorced guy in my 20s
>>83086107Do you guys honestly have trouble making girls cum? I have always found it easy and intuitive.
>>83086107there are also other formulations - fingers raised as in either configuration, hand moved back and forth, or fingers in extended position and hand moved up and down. fingers performing either motion but not as a pair, individually in an alternating pace. this entire thing also ignores the horizontal aspect, stretching, and of course simple in-and-out penetrative value AND ignores specifically touching for individual spots that a particular girl likes. so basically, noob shit
i....... i don't know what this means either...... uhmm......!!!!!!
>>83086227it's unreal how much guys struggle with it, i must conclude they are all retarded. absolutely massive skill issues across the board. its such a meme that its harder to get women off than men, it's about the same or if anything fucking easier because seemingly it's so rare for them to find somebody who can do it
>>83086107I prefer the first motion, but yes it gotta rub towards the front of the insides to feel really good (the G spot)
>>83086256I genuinely find it so easy to do. I know where the clit is, it's easy as fuck to find. My girlfriend was negging me and saying I've never found the clit, which is bullshit, so I held her down in my lap and made her cum on my fingers several times. It's cute how powerless women get when their legs tighten up and they convulse, there's a lot of vulnerability there and I'm just making her cum her brains out and feel good.
>>83086107 can confirm from only doing it to myself the second one feels amazzzing
>>83086288not being able to find the clit is some shit that makes me believe in the fucking npc theory because if you look at a pussy one time it is immediately obvious and if you put your mouth on it it's like the only feature on the surface that is at all substantial. just how dumb does a motherfucker have to be to not manage this?
>>83086307LOLthat's like saying jacking off is a simple thing to do
>>83086307men can't find it because the vast majority of men are actually just selfish and think giving head is gross. I truly love my wife and making her cum makes me happy.
>>83086107I do number 2 with the speed of number 1, if my fingers get tired I do the claw grip and just move my arm.
>>83086326yeah for sure, I mean I'd say getting a girl off is roughly just as complicated as beating your meat so if you're too retarded to jack off then you might struggle
>>83086332Meanwhile I want to be surgically implanted onto fembot's genitals so I can suckfuck that fish factory all day and all night
>>83086307it probably depends on the woman>>83086349my ex had real trouble jacking me off. she wanted to, but was kind of awkward and uncomfortable, in the physical sense. it's probably not so easy as it seems to do to another person, especially without experience
>>83086288 based made up story chad
>>83086332My wife won't let me do it, won't even let me touch her clit. She says it feels weird and painful. I feel bad for her. She's not really curious about trying to find a way to stimulate her clit or cum either.She's let me eat her pussy a couple times but only because I wanted it. I want to make her feel good, but I guess the fact that she's not 100% focused on sex is one reason I love her.
>>83086423the cold hard truth is that only betas care about getting women off, if a guy goes on about his skills this means he probably does not have a big dick and he isn't 6'4 so he had to learn all that pussywhipped shit to make girls like him
>>83086307I don't know, but did you notice how mad they got at me in the responses? Lol. Suddenly I'm a beta because I can make a girl cum with my hands so now my dick must be tiny (as if I've never made a girl cum on that either)These are just impossibilities. Nobody has sex.
>>83086223Why did you guys divorce
>>83086107Fingering a girl from behind and making her bury her face in the pillow and then fucking her when she's all weak and wet is kinda fun.
>>83086500A lot of reasons, honestly. But the actual catalyst was that I told her if she didn't either A) clean the house we were living in or B) move to Georgia with me while I was enlisted (she didn't want to be away from her white trash family that she always talked about moving away from) I was going to call CPS on her because of the way she was living with our son. So she dear John'd my ass right after I deployed, knowing I couldn't do shit while I was in a foreign country.
