wyyd if an ugly bastard girl tied you down and then sucked your flaccicd dick for hours regardless of an erection?!
>>83087572well if you tied your knots properly I couldn't do much of anything about it, could I?
i'd ramble about some random bullshit until she got sick and tired of me
i'd be confused because i don't have a dick but flattered anyway
Probably ejaculate embarrassingly quickly.
>>83087585i guess not. would you say anything?>>83087594omg but i love conversation?>>83087595uauuuu.... vibrator trhen>?
>>83087572Lol probably fucking throw you out of my house lardass, and call the cops on you and lock you outside in the cold, all you'd be hearing is me breaking shit inside and screaming and threatening to fucking kill you while keeping you far enough away.
>>83087633>makes up thing ignoring the hypotheticalermmmm actually you cant engage a hypothetical while ignoring a key part of it DUMBASS!!!!!!
>>83087572My dick would get harder than diamond because it's uber sensitive and doesn't care what's touching it. I'd probably cum super hard too, but I'd have to beat the shit out of you afterwards
>>83087572I have ed so she'd waste a lot of time.
>>83087646The key part of it is it would last about 2 seconds before you get decked right in the eye.
>>83087626>would you say anything?The only time a girl tried to mess around with me was a long time ago in college. She showed up at my dorm room, sat in my lap, put her arm around me, and said she'd heard I had some really cool videos on my computer. I was so excited that someone mentioned my computer that I told her all about it, not realizing until way afterwards that this was precisely what she didn't want to talk about.So I don't know what I'd say, but I assure you that whatever it was, it'd be something stupid and retarded beyond your wildest dreams.
>>83087690>So I don't know what I'd say, but I assure you that whatever it was, it'd be something stupid and retarded beyond your wildest dreams.cute!
>>83087572>sucked your flaccicd dick for hours regardless of an erection?!it doesn't work like that my darling sems, guy'll have an erection regardless
>>83088248what if hes really really turned off tho, im very ugly
>>83088287>very uglyeh, you've got a cute facehe'll probably like it i know i would
>>83088326i think my face is the worst part about me and its funny because my body is astounding awful, the thing is i cant change my face much
>>83087572I would be apathetic. For 99% of foids, "sucking a dick" means putting 2 or 3 inches of it in their mouth, moving their tongue around, and holding the base of it with their hand. I'm not interested in that useless ritual at all. I am however extremely interested in one other variation that very few foids are willing to do
>>83088401gained weight or anything like that?based on the past few photos of you, you seem like the perfect-sized girl
id say how you liking that gummy worm hoe
