My Wife mde ne steak for dinner
>>83088760>mde neI'm tired. Fuck off spell checkers.
She needs to get better at searing. It's hard to do steak correctly on a pan so I understand but get better
>>83088760tell her to turn the fucking heat up and cook it like 3m per side
>>83088760man id be such an amazing wife i know how cook a good steakthe effort is what counts tho i hope you enjoyed your dinner OP
>>83088795>effort/ck/let get the fuck out
>>83088784I like my steak medium though
>>83088795I did thanks. She says tinight she us going to fix ny insomnia with>a brownie>a blowjob>valereon root tea
>>83088760KEK, your "wife" cooks like shit
>>83088859so 2m per side
>>83088875Why did you quotemark wife??
>>83088784use a napkin before you lay your steak down onto a pan so you dont have a moist surface to steam your meat grey
I made ham with a clove/(went full american) dr pepper glaze, roasted brocolini, turnip/russet mash with a parsnip puree I was struggling not to throw up the entire time but it was good Celebrating remembrance day or something like that
>>83088933I don't think your "wife" is real person
>>83088936I guess you could do that I normally let it sit out for 20m before cooking it and that gets rid of most of the moisture
>>83088936Won't thaf set the napkin on fire?
>>83088986Want her to vocaroo?
>>83088976Is that you chefchad?What was your suggestion for brownies again?
>>83089029>Want her to vocaroo?YEAH!
>>83089037I don't remember honestlyOffhand % is to Match your chocolate by weight to flour1.25x butter by weight 1.50x for sugar.75x in whole eggSalt/vanilla/flavorings etc are to taste brownies are an unkneaded short dough its impossible to fuck up it should be a semi flexible batter150 ml or so of coffee or a deep dark porter beer added wont screw it up either just add 10 mins or until the internal temp is 190f at minimum
>>83089101You said domething about "sables"? Whatever that is
>>83089042Okay well she is nursing our son. I'll ask when she comes back
>>83089180Oh yeah that's just a semi liquid brownie batter (i am not responsible for my drunk posting) make a 1/3rd fat/flour/choco recipe, roll it into a log and freeze it then slice it into coins ideally .5" thick and bake at 400f for 8-12 minsPls understand i drink alot
>>83088760On the upside you can always ask her to try again
>>83089213If she does it the same way a second time, then maybe ask her to do it a different way
>>83089193Anon, you're a lying fuck, aren't you?
>>83089212I understand bro.Wife says her btownie is flour, cocoa ,water, and honey. How does she make that better?
>>83089230She says she'll do it you lame faggot. Just wait.
>>83089234Depends do you like her brownies as is because sometimes thar is no need to improve on something you enjoy. secondarily ask her what she doesn't like about them personally
>>83089255I love them.She thinks they smell bad, taste bad, and sonetines are sludgy in the centre
why do you always post your wife's shiitty foodi would understand if she was a good cook but it looks grim
>>83089270Because I love her very much and I love her cooking.She makes me want to run around yelling about how much I love her
>>83089269Idk about taste or smell but get her using a thermometer to check doneness Toothpick test is just bleh 190f+ in the center will deal with sludgy also consider foil wrapping said brownies, you don't need any form of mallard reaction or crust so completely covering said batter is fineFor smell i guess buy better cocoa or chocolate (i personally fucking hate sweet things so i get it)Let her play around with it but make sure she adheres to the original recipe and work the ratios within that
>>83089302She wants you to know she uses a Panasonic NE1878 microwave. She wants to know if she should swap to oven?
>>83089296you should post it on /ck/
>>83089251It's almost an hour now. Where is the vocaroo, anon?
>>83088760WHERE'S THE FUCKING SEASONING
>>83089296your posts are so precious, please please know this
>>83089354Thanx schadenfoid.Great name btw.
>>83089322I would tell her get an oven not swap rmPanasonic is king with inverter mic ovens but for me they have separate uses If she is looking at a countertop oven that size id push here towards a combioven/steam injection ovenIt's fairly cost prohibitive but its the only reason why id switch If no just rock what you got
>>83089348>where da zeezinin'???
>>83089354>>83089230>>83088760Wife vocaroohttps://voca.ro/1ofwndR3PvUG
>>83089497Her "oh no!" At the end. Holy shit my heart. Cute af
>>83089497Wow, I was wrong and I don't like sonic
>>83089574You definitely like sonic
>>83089497>chefchadDinks for the compliment anonHeh brits
>>83089497why are you occupying your wife's mind with this when you could send her to cooking classes
>>83089645Coz I adore laughing with her
>>83089579No, I don't. Fuck you!
>>83089699She says>sounds like something a sonic fan would say
>>83089809>sounds like something a sonic fan would saynoooooooo
>>83089860Could be worse. You could like Digimon or Yu gi Oh GX
>>83089860She says>being a sonic fan is a lifelong affliction. I am sorry if i was given fslse information.
>>83088760why is it so pale? does the bitch not know how to brown a steak? did it at least taste good?
My bf and I did chicken parm yesterday and today we are going to have shepherds pie I like how your plate looks like a ceramic paper plate it's cute. Keep posting these wife threads it makes the incels seethe and I enjoy the food discussions
>>83090212>why is it so pale?it's porkand it needs salt, pepper, garlic and the juices from the pan
>>83090257>>83090212OP here, its a porterhouse steak.From a cow.Wtf? Pork???
>>83090221Thanks! They (the plates) were a wedding present!Are you the girl who cutely messed up a soup with her bf???
>>83090212It tasted ok. Not her best tbqhwy
>>83088760>My Wife mde ne steak for dinnerBy the way you spell, it seems the botulism you got from your meal is already taking full effect.
