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i moved back in with my mom and her new cat fucking hates me so i found it funny to mess with him. I didn't really hurt him or anything but he really didn't like it and today he ran away and we can't find him and my mom is so sad and i feel so horrible
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>>83089791
you should put an airtag collar on him
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>>83089791
you're a fucking subhuman
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>>83089791
Cats are shit tier pets anyway and she had it inside the house, walking on your countertops with shit covered paws and licking your silverware with its shit covered tongue.
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>>83089791
people who dont get along with animals have bad souls, you are rotten and you know it, you should feel horrible
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>>83089973
This. Also they are bad owners for letting the cat out to begin with. Hopefully it was scooped up and adopted by somebody that will take better care of it.
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Man only one cat has ever liked me. I'm kinda jealous when cats like other people. You know what it's like I'm allergic to that bitch anyway so fuck you and the cat you rode in it
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>>83089791
also just because I'm allergic to them I'm sorry you lost you're cat, I always wondered how people get their cat back when they run away
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>>83089791
My moms cat loves me because I bug her all the time. I got my mother in laws cat tamed too when she would hiss and scratch me by just exposure therepy bothering her, not putting out anxious energy. She became a normal cat after the month she spent with us but then when we gave her back to my mother in law she became anxious again because my mother in law is a neurotic spinster.
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>>83089791
One time I had a girlfriend that had a cat and I really hated it, and one day I was in her apartment while she went to work as I was staying the night over there, and I just beat the fucking shit out of that goddamn cat. But not applying crazy for us after all it is a small animal, and it was also declawed. So it would bat at me and I would Chase it around the little apartment and there's no where for this little fucker to really hide or get under, So eventually he would just kind of put himself in a corner and face me, knowing that there's nothing he can really do to hide. And so I'm kicking at it, and this one fucking time he doesn't move, like a goddamned idiot, and I put my boot right into his head right into the corner of the room and killed that mother fucker accidentally.

I have no idea what happened, she didn't know my real name as I have never dated a girl that knew who I actually was. I cleaned up, bagged up the cat and cleaned the walls where they meet at the corner, one of those fake wood plank floors which was easy to also sanitize.
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>>83090154
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KUVOW6aR2Y
The mysterious drifter operator covert cat killer nooo he makes us so angry don't you know we love le cats here
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hang yourself on a tree outside so the cat will see you're dead and come back
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>>83090807
Fucking lost thank you anon
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>>83090154
Hey, this is the one, get this guy
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>>83089983
Retard, cats belong outside, they are nocturnal predators.
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Thanks for the reminder to invest more in catfood companies
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>>83091013
why are you investing in catfood companies anon



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