You realize you'll never be able to impress an intelligent woman if you read fewer than 50 books a year, right? You'll be stuck with low class females for the rest of your life
peole who brag about reading are pretentious and deep down vapid which makes perfect sense given that i have literally only seen women brag about how much they read these last few yearsalso the entire novel industry for the last decade or two has literally been overtaken completely by female coomers which is why its such a female heavy medium. theres a reason why 50 shades of gray is one of the best selling books of all time you know
>>8309017650 erotica books?
>>83090192Women are more likely to talk about reading because men in general rarely read. The most watched films and tv shows are also slop but that doesn't mean that all people who like good films are consuming the same slop as the general population. 50 shades was written by a woman who was wealthy and married to a producer so the marketing budget was significant, which is usually what determines the mainstream over quality. Just find a genre or topic you yourself enjoy and read something, anything. You'll be better off for it. I find nonfiction more compelling on average since it's less slop filled.
>>83090176i dont care to impress a girl intellectuallyif i ever get with a girl, id just want to own her heart. i think id want to be her father, her love, her spiritual leader and her god in one personthats the idea in my mind atleast. i dont care to converse with her on logical groundsstuff like that is inherently valuable, and i dont need to performatively read or appear well rounded to win a girls heart, so its kind of pointlessill read if and when i deem it necessary
>"hey girl, yeah i love reading">"this is my favorite book!"
There are no intelligent women. You are thinking about men and that makes you a homosexual.
>>83090176I have a very low opinion of the technically invalid who still use an archaic technology like paper.
>>83090176I'd love to impregnate a girl more intelligent than myself
If that section is her genre of choice, then she isn't worth it.>>83090288Obsessed. Nice to know now that you are an ugly bitch into beastality. It wouldn't surprise me if you let a dog fuck you at this point since you are that pathetic.
>>83090176No such thing as an intelligent womanThere can be awell informed woman but not an intelligent one as intelligence is the ability to engage in abstract thinking, something women are not capable of
>>83090176The books that women read are dogshit
>>83090449I have a very low opinion of the technically invalid who still use a degenerate technology like ebooks, when paper is still viable and easily available.
>>83090534>Wow anon, just... not have the entire library of Alexandria in the same weight as a single book because... it's degenerate.Paperfags get the rope.
>>83090584Most non-english literature is, in fact, not available to you except in paper, and the same is true for all the more obscure stuff. Not that I think you read anything but slop anyway, so you wouldn't know. Bet you don't even have any rope to hang me with
Women only read books about witches getting raped by werewolves I've talked to women about books and they haven't read even the most entry level /lit/ I that I would assume everyone would have read
>>83090176You'll never be able to impress an intelligent woman if you're shorter than 6'4 with a sub-8 inch dick and without the face of a model.
>>83090176I dont read books and i can impress "intelligent" women because theyre actually very stupid and just think consooming books makes them smart like a child
>>83090600There's even more that doesn't exist on paper anon unless you want to print out Wikipedia yourself or something.Outdated tech used only by the intellectually disabled.
>>83090176I wear glasses, have facial hair, listen to long songs, watch old movies and read books. I'm clearly an intellectual. Where is my intelligent and cultured gf?
>>83090176What if its 50 books containing only the n-word?
>>83090176High class, low class, they're both the same. I don't care you can read the Latin Vulgate and Beowulf in Old English and can recite the Aeneid bro.
>>83090176Judging your intelligence by the quanity of books you've read is a midwit take. It's not just about taking in information, you alone have to be able to process it, think on it, and form your own ideas. Also most books are slop. As mentioned before girls re reading literal gonner porn, and most of the books guys read are self help nonsense repeating the same grindset bullshit. The books that are actually worth reading, nobody has read. At least your average normie.
>>83090629yeah? lmao, tell me your 5 most favourite digital-only novels
>>83090176Books are overrated bullshit kys
>>83091051that's such a sad thing to say
>>83091066It is quite annoying to see that some readers of literature tend to elevate themselves above others, simply due to their preference for a distinct form of entertainment; the level of arrogance they exhibit is truly unwarranted.
>>83090614I have finished Berlin Alexanderplatz recently and I am a woman. They mentioned a series inspired by it on the back cover, should I watch it?
>>83091081it's true, people are snobby. while i actually do think literature is superior to other media except maybe music, that really doesn't carry over and make me or other readers any better or more refined
>>83091086>makes the story about a contemporary african illegalprobably not desu
>basing intelligence by how many books a person readsLol, just because you have a degree doesn't mean you're smart.
>>83090621I wish I realized all women are overgrown children sooner
>>83090614>/lit/ only reads overrated shitNot unexpected.
>>83091159>Lol, just because you have a degree doesn't mean you're smart.Every single person I have ever met that said this turned out to be the biggest brainlets.
>>83090176>"oh I'm such an intelligent woman it's hard to impress m-">"last books I read were mickey mouse comics in 3rd grade, shut up and suck my cock, whore">"oh yes Chad please slap my face as I do it"
>>83091310So having a degree in African American studies means that you're smart? Mathematically?
>>83091131Huh? But it mentioned a series from the 1980s
>>83091348Who said anything about Nigger studies? Some brainlets here said:>just because you have a degree doesn't mean you're smart.To a literal pharmacist who created and patented a medication for the company he worked for, which those retards took on a daily basis.Like I said, the ones who say it are always the biggest brainlets.
caring about the quantity of books you read is peak reddit behavior. All the worst people flex about how many books they've read in one year. Ask them about those books and they have very little to actually say. Maybe they can give a basic summary, but that's it. Reading one good challenging book is better than reading 100 shitty YA and New York Times best sellers and fake memoirs.
>>83090670You joke but in The Great Gatsby, Buchanan is racist as fuck and says the word>>83091303I don't see Father and Sons by Lev Tolstoy or I missed it, they ignored Grimm Brothers tales which shaped a lot of modern culture and fairytales. Ada or Ardor is a far superior book than Lolita and I am tired of pretending. No Goethe either, and no Remarque, should I take that list seriously?
>>83090614>no Library of Babel/lit/ has no real readers. If they did, they'd want to be in the Library of Babel.
>>83090176The only book women read are smut books. none of them are reading deep or intelligent stories.
>>83090614Every single written work (especially before the printing press) was an indirect response to multiple century-long thematic conversations and usually a direct response to their contemporaries, close friends and intercontinental rivals steeped in historical context and intertextuality and has multiple translations people scream their throats raw over the pros and cons of each and which is best for beginners and academic study and which has the most artistic prose and recent works even have interviews with the author and people that deeply influenced and were deeply influenced by the author and in what ways.I cannot fucking fathom people just picking up a fucking book because someone told them to. That is fucking ugly. I respect someone who has 1 of their 10 reads on this list more over someone who hasn't read anything else.>>83091515Fathers and Sons is by Ivan Turgenev
>read philosophy book>understand nothing or maybe 2% of itwhy read?
>>83091535ficciones is in spot 15 you nigger retard
>>83090176Opinion dismissed
She has got a really big dumper. I bet she shits with that thing.
>>83090176I read a good chunk of the core of western classics, much history, and particular fiction authors of who I am a fan.I've never met a single woman who gave a single fuck.
>>83090614>/lit/'s top 100 books are all absolute shit
>>83090176>read fewer than 50 books a year, right?what? a woman will not fuck you just because you read 50 classic books. looks still matter LMAO. >classyeah, only reason, at least you can engage with pseuds and not commoners
>>83090614damn i've never seen this list. i have brothers karamazov laying in my corner since I received it as a gift. maybe I should give it a read.
>>83091576/r9k/ robots cost money
any lit femanons here want to read a book and then come over to discuss it with me over coffee?
>>83090614Every time I see a list like this posted on 4chan or reddit or wherever the fuck, all of these people come out to give their opinions as if they have *obviously* read everything on the list plus hundreds of other books. Who the fuck are these people? No one I know IRL reads regularly outside of young adult romantasy slop or big name series like Game of Thrones, and these are well educated people with doctorates and other advanced degrees. I've only read 13 out of 100 on that list, and most of those were just required reading for classes in high school or early college. Seriously, what percentage of the under-40 population do you think has even read half of the books on this list? Outside of people who got a degree in English literature it has to be virtually zero.I think there is an extremely small group of people in the world that are actually "well read", and then a large group of brainlets that have not actually read most of the books but just like to LARP and shitpost about it because having opinions on books makes them feel smart.
>>83092854You'd have me believe that people on /a/ watch anime. Simply inconceivable. What's next, people on /ck/ have eaten multiple flavors of instant ramen?
>>83092854>Who the fuck are these people?Ex english literature majors and literature hobbyists.
