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What's going on with bears lately?
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>>83090388
Thatd be cool to shoot a bear for fuckin around
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>>83090388
is this ai generated
It sorta looks like it
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Is that Akakabuto?
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>>83090431
it's not, it's just low quality dashcam footage
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>>83090431
>>83090442
Dashcam footage doesn't move like you're holding an iphone lol. It has many different news sites reporting on it. Also, AI videos look way different. In AI videos the pixels morph and patterns fade in and out for no reason. There are no tells from the text either. The weirdest thing to me is why the hell a bear is charging a car?
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>>83090482
>The weirdest thing to me is why the hell a bear is charging a car?
He is doing a quest.
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>>83090388
>What's going on with bears lately?
if you had to deal with human women you'd be driven fucking insane too
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>>83090482
>The weirdest thing to me is why the hell a bear is charging a car?
Many of them will if they are freightened, or it is a mama and her cub is around. Bear attacks are extremely rare, and it's almost always because of those two reasons.
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>>83090388
They've been spending more time around human females in the woods lately.
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>>83090388
>be Japanese
>be lucky enough to own one of few legal weapons that can defend against a bear
>however, your country has no such thing as a highway safety commission so all your cars crumple into ramen dust when colliding with anything
>have no option but to cry and shit in fear
>wHy AmErICaN BuY bIG cAr???? OAO;; DISU SHOURD NO BE REGARU!
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>>83090431
>every single video is now going to have some retard questioning whether it's real or not
great, we've hit the point of no return. might as avoid as much of the internet as possible.
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>>83090388
yo wtf that's mildly terrifying

>>83090508
i fucking knew someone would make a post like that, fuckin' hell lol
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>>83090599
>i fucking knew
I sympathize with bears In a way I never would have without that meme. Bears have it pretty hard if they have to deal with women. Now I poor one out to my salmon eating brothers. We all suffer.
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>>83090530
Dude at least post a pic of a good domestic. Ford more like fix it again tony HAHAHAHA
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>>83090388
>terrifying
you are literally in a vehicle that can kill the bear by ramming into it
the only thing stopping you is your own will
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>speedometer only goes up to 120kmh
>75mph max, takes two weeks and five gears to get to 75mph
>the perfect physical size for a bear to be completely unafraid of you
Nippon bros I don't feel so good...
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>>83090562
>questioning whether it's real or not
so instead you should just blindly believe everything you see
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>>83090622
breh
was that why this bear was rampaging?
i get it, salmon tapeworms are nasty after all, eugh

>>83090646
you sure you wanna risk that thing sinking its claws through the window or windshield when it inevitably rolls up on the front from the impact?
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pic related. The car is a Suzuki Lapin, the compact size and styling of this car would piss off any bear
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5G unironically
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>>83090681
FUCK I shoulda said "14 rising suns" instead of two weeks that would have been perfect and hella appropriate
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>>83090388
They got too cocky because thanks to the soi slurping heccin activists there is no damage they can do that will have painful consequences for them.
Whenever these fuckers attack someone here and the local authorities try to do something about it the hordes of soi activists start crying and pissing their pants, and finding excuses, saying it was actually your fault for getting mauled and the heccin yogi bear dindu nuthing wrong.

Total bear death.



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