As an actual sex-haver with bio-fems (non prostitutes too) I will nominate these things: tit-jobs and getting deepththroated.Tit-jobs feel like literally nothing, like the exact same as just just rubbing your cock against her thighs or any other soft part of her skin. It also requires awkward angles unless she has massive tits. It looks really hot, yes, but that's it. It's pure visual appeal, not physical. Even handjobs feel much better. Then again I've only ever done tit-jobs with girls that had small-to-medium tits. The only girl I dated that had massive tits I never did it with. Maybe that'd be different, I dunno.And as for deepthroating, this has got to be the single biggest "misleading shit" ever, because years of porn told me that it's supposed to be like.... the ultimate BJ experience, but having had many BJs from several women, a couple of which could deepthroat like pros, and some that couldn't at all..... there's no different with the sensation for me. Like, logically this is obvious - the most sensitive part of the cock is the head, not the stem and especially not the base of the stem. I came way fucking harder and quicker from just having the top sucked by my 10/10 Colombian ex-gf than I did from having my whole cock throated to the base by other people. This is another example of "aesthetically pleasing but pointless from a physical sensation perspective". The sound of them gagging is insanely hot but it doesn't feel any better.What do you guys vote for?
>>83090672For blowjobs it needs suction really, they need to suck it and swallow like they're sucking milk from a nipple with the tongue moving on the underside of the head. The worst blowjobs are just when it's in their mouth and they move their heads. Deepthroating is just kind of uncomfortable. The best blowjob angle is where her head is laying against your stomach and you're laying down and she is sucking it in the aformentioned way slowly. Standing up with her on her knees is second best, head bobbing while she akwardly leans over it and puts a bunch of weight on your legs or hips is the worst. Facefucking in a 69 position or with her laying down on the bed upside down is okay as well and I can nut from that but only because it is so hot to have my face buried in her pussy and my nose rubbing her asshole. I normally never nut from a blowjob alone unless she really puts in the time and effort.
>>83090672You cock is just too short to actually reach her throat. The sensation when your cock actually goes past her mouth and inside her throat is totally different from a regular bj. Its like fucking a super tight pussy with the tip of your cock while getting a blowjob at the base of it. Its amazing, better than anything else. You havent actually gotten a deepthroat if your cock is not long enough to reach her throat. You can feel the tightness when head of your cock slips in there. Ive only gotten real deepthroating from a few hookers, with only two of my gfs only able to take cock down their throats for like a second or two. Current gf is learning but her esophagus is so tight that its almost painful when she squeezes the head of my cock in there and she cant keep it up for longer than a moment. Very very few women even among hookers can do it for real. Even those hookers who promise deepthroating maybe half of them can do it for real and rest just take it somewhat deep in their mouths and you hit the back of their mouth never actually penetrating the throat part.
>>83090726Yeah I never nut from BJs either with hte exception of one gf I had (aforementioned Colombian hottie).My current gf gives kinda weak BJs but I don't know how to tell her without upsetting her. She tries her best and I appreciate that but it doesn't do much for me.Maybe I should do that position you mentioned about her head lying against my stomach, I haven't done that one yet.
>>83090755My cock is 7 inches so I don't think the length is the issue. It's too long for two of my gfs to have been able to successful deepthroat.For me BJs in general don't feel that great. Pussy is much better.
>>83090764Blowjobs feel really good but it's hard to nut from them or even really feel comfortable while it's happening.
>>83090764Then you havent actually found a girl who can deepthroat for real cause my cocks bit over 7 inches (18 cm), its super rare, basically they need to be able to swallow your cock not just take it in their mouths. In proper deepthroating the head of your cock is getting squeezed by the muscles she swallows with its a totally separate feeling. Ive looked on purpose for hookers who can do it and have found maybe 4 who can do it for real and no normal girl ever has, 2 have come close after a long time training but neither was able to sustain it for any lenght of time like those hookers could.
>>83090840Well maybe you're right but it doesn't bother me too much. I mostly just get BJs while my gf and I are watching movies together and chilling. If I really want an intense sensation I'll just fuck her, which I enjoy a lot more.
>>83090672>I came way fucking harder and quicker from just having the top sucked by my 10/10 Colombian ex-gfDamn it I want to experience having my cock sucked like that so bad. I think the fact that it would be so easy to do compared to actual deepthroating or even sex actually makes it hotter, like it takes no effort for someone to give me so much pleasure
nothing feels good except PIV and even that is so much work it's only okay
>>83090889>like it takes no effort for someone to give me so much pleasureThis describes most sexual things lolespecially for womeneven when I've put almost no effort into sex because I was lazy, women fucking loved it and were VERY loudthis is unironically an advantage of being a guy with a decent dick - because women's sexual experiences are much more intense than ours it is easier to please them, despite what memes say
>>83090902How is it "so much work"? You literally just put it in, in any position you want.If you're lazy just lay on your back and let her ride it.
>>83090672It depends entirely on if you're cut or not.If you're cut one third of your dick is effectively dead meat. If the jews didn't steal away your skin then blowies are fucking awesome.I'll give you titjobs tho, that's pure porn shit and it doesn't really feel that great, not for you and not for her.
>>83090950Yeah I'm cut so fml, anywayNot a Jew but my grandmother was Catholic and insisted on it, apparently
>>83090672>like the exact same as just just rubbing your cock against her thighs or any other soft part of her skinmoreover you're retarded as I see you did this without lotion this gets me off though
>>83090950> it doesn't really feel that great, not for you and not for her.Some women have very sensitive breasts and are super into it. My ex used to ask me to do it and was obsessed with trying to get me to cum with just her tits (even went and got breast implants so theyd be bigger for it no joke). Too bad she was otherwise insane and we broke up. But you are right it doesnt feel that good, I think I only ever came once despite all her efforts.
>>83090672I actively disliked getting deepthroated because my dick would get bent and it kinda hurt
>>83090672>my 10/10 Colombian ex-gfHow did you even find this board if you're telling the truth
>>83091398How was your dick getting bent was she doing it wrong?
>>83090726Genuinely getting facefucked by a girl is a much different experience than you see in porn. You will have your neck and jaw aching, have pubes tickling your face and nose, and depending on position you'll literally be sniffing asshole so if you're not into that its a negative.At the same time, porn can never capture the smell of a woman, feeling the warmth of her on top of you, the little things like her toes/fingers curling, so porn doesn't necessarily make things look bad but just different.>>83090672All that being said, as a brapbro fart porn is all well and good until you actually sniff/swallow one. My gf has nice farts but if she eats certain foods even I dont get too close to her ass.
>>83091614I guess she wasn't aligning her whole throat so by the time it hit the back of the throat where the uvula is it kind of bent down
>>83090672get a black girlfriend and make her deepthroat you, you will finally get the appeal when you get a proper suction inside her throat, just don't be a faggot and let her do her thing without interrupting her
>>83090672Deepthroating is more for her sake than yours, it's like a badge of honor she can brag about to herself and her friends>yeah I'm such a bad bitch I took him all the way to the hilt, I gagged on his meat so hardIt's actually really fucking gross hearing her fighting the urge to puke while going down on you. She could make you feel a lot better by focusing on the head while using her hands to work the shaft and your balls, hell if she just ran her nails down your abs while she sucks you off it feels incredible.I'll also say anal, if you aren't actively working her clit then it's just a protracted torture session for her, not to mention all the preptime involved.Footjobs are a novelty.Biting too, she gets the legshakes and the buckling knees from it but it does nothing for you, not to mention it's on you to know how much force to apply so it feels good for her without drawing blood and actually hurting her.My fiancee is a chubby asian girl so that might be painting my opinions on the subject.>>83091023I bet you she would have enjoyed herself a lot more if you just kneaded her tits and played with her nipples, she was doing it to try and impress you. That's the weird thing about sex, sometimes you do some really stupid complicated shit when simple is best. Communication is underrated.
>>83090672Honestly sex in general has been very underwhelming to me. Granted I didn't lose my virginity until I was 27 and only had 5 one night stands and no steady gf to get some practice in.For me it feels kinda awkward, constantly thinking if I should go faster or slower, if my arms are getting tired, etc. When you're used to stroking your dick at a PC for that many years, pussy doesn't stimulate very well. Especially when she's super wet and you have almost no friction. I'm not cut but most of the times I had sex, I couldn't cum from piv. If you think cumming too fast sucks, it's worse when you can't cum at all. Girls will get super offended and think you don't find them attractive or their pussy is loose.Also yeah the few times a girl sucked my dick it just felt rather weird and not hot at all. One girl stuck the tip of her tongue in my urethra and that was a unique sensation I never experienced before.I think if I got a gf and got used to having regular sex, most of these problems would disappear. But doing it once in a blue moon makes it weird and when I realize I'm not going to cum, I eventually lose my boner after giving her 3 orgasms.
>>83093168>pic THAT is "chubby" to you? The fuck's your problem? Are you into anorexics?
>>83090672titjobs require the man to get off on the idea of it to enjoy it. i don't have the boob meatage for it so i haven't had much experience but i think i understand it because men like thighjobs from me even if I'm sure it's not quite as stimulating as sex.men also like deepthroating because lots of them like seeing their cock disappear into a girl even if it's not quite as good as working the head.
>>83090672Connie is indian/pakistani, not columbian tho
>>83090672I'm sorry but I think you might be retarded, and incapable of empathy. And I'm now wondering if that's true of most men. Why would anyone think those thing were good, other than porn. People got programmed.
>>83091664>and depending on position you'll literally be sniffing asshole Easily avoidable by having basic hygiene
>>83090672>stemESL. You're right about the tits but wrong about the throat, you may as well be telling me that fucking "just the tip" is equally as good as balls deep. Very stupid take. It is kind of an artless, brute force way to do the job though and I'm more impressed with good mouth game than good throat game. Often, both come together however.
>>83091664>eating it from the back, tongue fucking her pussy and huffing raw girl anus directly into your brainstemAbsolutely peak, better than actually plowing her
Titjobs only feel bad if she has floppy tits. Everyone I've talked to says it feels like heaven if she has big firm tits.
>>83095223Floppies feel better actually, they're more malleableAlso why titjobs with fake tits feel like nothing
>>83093168>it's just a protracted torture session for herYup, women don't actually get anything out of having stuff up their buttsAnd the ones who do are severely mentally ill
>>83095842>implying women don't genuinely enjoy protracted torture sessionsLow IQ take
>>83096635nice necrobump, sister
>>83090672Alright I'll bite. Footjobs don't feel that pleasent, they're more mental for sure. Handjobs feel more intense, but footjobs you do it because you like the sight of pretty feet going up and down your cock.
>>83090672Anal (putting your dick inside ass) is the worst form of sex
>>83090672Orgasms in general. They feel good, but I usually don't make any noises at all while masturbating and none at all while cumming. I feel like moaning is all fake. Maybe a couple deep breaths here or there. I don't make any noise during it
>>83095264I've only ever heard that floppy tits feel like shaking a bag of jelly on your dick, but firm tits feel unbelievable good, like your dick is being massaged by the softest best possible thing that could be wrapped around it. I've even heard people say that if she has big firm tits and uses body oil, it's better than sex.I need to experience a titfuck before I die...
