/r9k/ - >Be edgelord with a female friend whom I don't fin - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

11/12/25(Wed)08:38:17 No.83090779

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Anonymous 11/12/25(Wed)08:38:17 No.83090779 Archived

>Be edgelord with a female friend whom I don't find attractive
>Still... She's a friend
>Suddenly doesn't want to hang out with me anymore because she wants to be with some random Chad she just met a few days ago, online
>Fine, bitch
>Use my fake Facebook account of a cute girl to catfish Chad
>Ask if he's seeing anyone
>"No i'm all free babe" he says
>He's totally into me, lel
>String him along, somehow even fool him with AI
>Get a message from girl a day later
>She's begging for me to return because Chad doesn't like her anymore, he's "found someone else"
>Laugh my ass off
>Spend the rest of the night celebrating by getting TOPPED on Grindr by a big Karl Malone look-a-like

Share some tales of how you got sweet revenge on the foids

Anonymous
11/12/25(Wed)08:39:49 No.83090793

Anonymous 11/12/25(Wed)08:39:49 No.83090793

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I RAPE PEOPLE

Anonymous
11/12/25(Wed)08:42:57 No.83090814

Anonymous 11/12/25(Wed)08:42:57 No.83090814

>>83090779
I was with you until you turned out to be a faggot creep. So tired of you fucking grifters. Now everyone conflate inceldom with trooning out.

Anonymous
11/12/25(Wed)08:45:34 No.83090835

Anonymous 11/12/25(Wed)08:45:34 No.83090835

>>83090779
Keeeekk fuckin 4d chess move m8.

>>83090814
Doesn't matter. Owning the whore foid like this gives the faggotry a free pass for now.

Anonymous
11/12/25(Wed)08:55:25 No.83090891

Anonymous 11/12/25(Wed)08:55:25 No.83090891

>>83090779
>how you got sweet revenge on the foids
So you got revenge on a dog with a plastic piece of meat, so impressive

sage
11/12/25(Wed)08:56:58 No.83090905

sage 11/12/25(Wed)08:56:58 No.83090905

>>83090779
Bisexual men are a plague on Earth and this post confirms it

Anonymous
11/12/25(Wed)09:02:56 No.83090944

Anonymous 11/12/25(Wed)09:02:56 No.83090944

> be me
> Use Reddit
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Anonymous
11/12/25(Wed)09:05:56 No.83090960

Anonymous 11/12/25(Wed)09:05:56 No.83090960

>>83090779
Lmfao, this shit made me kek