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Moids of 4chan, do you have a nice ass?
I was walking in the mall today after my job interview and this white guy passed me. He was wearing a suit and one of those tight linen pants, and when I turned to look, his pants hugged his ass so nicely. I started following him around the mall, just staring at him.
I didn't talk to him, obviously, and I didn't hurt him, but it made me realise the power men hold over women by simply having nice butts.
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>>83091700
>I didn't talk to him, obviously
Why is this obvious?
Why do women refuse to shoot their shot when they have better odds and less risk?
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>>83091700
No, but my pants have started to fit tighter since I've been running and working out.
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>>83091700
I'm not telling you creep
Maybe stop seeing men as objects to look at you sexist

>>83091744
onions-ciety
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>>83091700
I have an god-tier 11/10 ass even though I'm 6/10 straight man. It's my only redeeming quality but it only attracts bipolar women. Sometimes I slap it because it's really satisfying
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>>83091700
I've got a mediocre ass but relatively wide hips for a guy. So maybe?
But I've never seen an actual woman care about men's asses, it's always a gay man pretending to be a woman.
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>>83091700
It used to be better back when I had a bicycle but it's alright at the moment. Has some zits and dark spots though unfortunately.
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>>83091700
Yes
I have a small, sculpted bubble-butt due to lots of leg and hip workouts.
I am slim/muscular otherwise.
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>>83091744
I'm 19 and he looked about early, maybe late 30s- I thus highly doubt he would be interested. Also, I don't really want a relationship. I just felt beastly and took advantage of the high
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>>83091800
>I'm 19 and he looked about early, maybe late 30s
Zoomer foids belong to millenial moids though.
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>>83091700
Define a nice ass fuji
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>>83091754
if men didn't want to be gawked at, they shouldn't wear such tight pants. I'm pretty sure he would have been flattered him if he knew, in any case
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>...bleh (Fuji)
this namefag went above and beyond
she has two names, one is clearly not enough
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>>83091700
no sorry i have a flat ass
sorry
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>>83091810
A nice ass is something you could bite into like an apple. Refer to the attached image of my husband ( Nanami ) for ideas. Notice how the curvature, the way the fabric hugs his thighs, the symmetry between each cheek
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>>83091700
I have the Hank Hill booty
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>>83091849
Then i do have a nice ass i guess
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>>83091818
you disgust me
Men wear tight clothing just and only because it is comfortable, there's no other reason you pig
>gawked
that's basically rape, you should be in prison
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I do actually have a nice ass, any foids want to tell me what they like seeing men with nice asses wear? Legit foid opinions only please I don't need gay men checking me out.
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>>83091852
my condolences anon. I'll pray that your booty grows overnight, to become plump and thick so that you, too, can be gawked at and followed in public
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>>83091820
in my defense, I always thought I was naming the post bleh. Fuji is short for the full name- Fujoshi Warrior
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>>83091846
Its ok anon, I forgive you. You are more than just your ass
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Are you into pegging? If not, then you don't deserve a man with a good ass, as you won't use it anyway.
I really like it when women appreciate male bodies though, peak fetish
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>>83091950
I think fuji is the type of person to have a 30cm strap on just to larp as a hung guy ngl
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>>83091700
Hey there fellow INFJ. It's nice to know that you're trying to get a job, hopefully you get this one
>I started following him around the mall, just staring at him
That's creepy, watch out for gfs or wives noticing you
>do you have a nice ass?
I guess not?? I never really checked, but once I get back to hitting the gym I might check it out
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>>83091897
still, just choose one then
>full name
do you have a christian name too?! goddmanit
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>>83091700
How's your dumper looking is the real question
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>>83091800
Us older guys are interested in 19 year olds, but unless you are mature for your age, we just want to fuck you.

I have a nice ass by the way.
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>>83091950
I have never done anything before. But when I roleplay online, I become pretty dominant. Im all like, 'come here slut' and yadayada. I think i could do pegging
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>>83092005
sorry, but I'm pretty much a godly woman if you ignore my goonerisms. I don't answer to depraved questions
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>>83092053
Become my dominant gf and I will work out my glutes for you every day.
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>>83092071
Not good eh?
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>>83091962
aah, you remember, how charming. I think I will get this one, because its a Christmas gig and the interviewer said I was cute and outgoing. Maybe I reminded him of santa clause, heh. Also, I dont suppose he had a gf- if he did, I would have backed off immediately. You should definitely hone in on your bum at the gym, since its a valuable asset to a mans success
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>>83091800
>thus highly doubt he would be interested
Okay you're a woman cause you're retarded
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>>83091700
It's strange that as a man, I get an erection when I think about a woman sexually objectifying me?
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>>83091932
Have you watched Kare Kano? I saw like 8 episodes but I found it boring and directionless. It is very, very fem-brained though, like Revolutionary Girl Utena.
>>83092053
bdsm quickly gets cringe, but assertive, bossy girls are very attractive, keeping beeing yourself!
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>>83091700
Having a nice ass as a man is literally gay.
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>>83092143
real life is different than 4chan, anon. Im sure people here get a major boner from the sheer idea of a teenage girl approaching them, but a well adjusted guy would look at me with confusion and maybe even disgust
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>>83092071
>I'm pretty much a godly woman
Press X to doubt
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>>83091700
>white

Let me guess, you are non-white
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>>83092335
pajeeta fuji would be sexy ngl damn
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>>83092335
I am mixed SEA, but when I wear makeup I like to larp as latina. When I used to be fat in middle school, my class called me The Mexican Bowling Ball
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>>83092424
>SEA qt AND dommy
Become my gf immediately and spank my butt, I beseech thee.
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My internet gf said I had a nice ass. She still left me.
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>>83092438
My internet gf said SHE had a nice ass and left me.
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>>83092463
She had a nice ass too so it hurts twice as much
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>>83091700
>I started following him around the mall, just staring at him
That's creepy and stalking. He could have called the guards on you.

I think my ass is too large. I'm not fat but I am a little overweight and a lot of that extra weight goes to my ass and hips especially.
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the lust of non-white women for white men is something to behold
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>>83092507
I do NOT have snow fever anon, he just happened to be white. Do not assume horrible things of me.
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>>83092569
pls answer me about kare kano ;_;
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yeah mine is pretty nice and i've gotten a lot of compliments on it from girls
https://litter.catbox.moe/ueh14cxtx78ly7mu.jpg
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>>83092619
SORRY raa. I picked it up a long while ago and then dropped it because I never finish anything I start. But I started it again because I have a long summer break. I duel like 3 shows at a time. Have you watched Peach Girl? Im currently watching it but its pissing me off.
>bdsm quickly gets cringe, but assertive, bossy girls are very attractive
I wouldn't even know what to qualify myself as. I see myself acting super dom if I were to have a boyfriend, but every time a guy talks to me, I contradict myself.
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>>83092693
Why are betas so fond of chinese cartoons
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>>83092243
Femoid.. you are plain wrong. If he has a libido he will treasure you.
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>>83092693
>Peach Girl
No! I only watch the classics... you should definitely watch Utena though
>I wouldn't even know what to qualify myself as. I see myself acting super dom if I were to have a boyfriend, but every time a guy talks to me, I contradict myself.
It's okay, I bet you'd become more and more dominant as you get to know him and open up to him and feel comfortable. We all have act differently when around strangers than when around people we know.
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>>83092762
I was interested in Utena because I saw a screencap where it quoted Hesse. Is it actually good?
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>>83092782
It is very unique and memorable. It has interesting, unique visuals. However, there are lots of repetitions (on purpose) and the literal physical actions like duels are simply a representation of the deeper meaning. I think it's good, but I would not watch it again. Also, its songs have very very weird lyrics.
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>>83091700
I don't think it's particularly great but I'm white, skinny and like wearing jeans and pants which show it off decently. And also, after reading this thread I feel motivated to work on it
>>83091849
God I need to be aggressively groped and appreciated like this. I think it's all I want in life, the purpose of all I do.
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>>83092432
Do not simp. Simping is bad for the soul. Also, I said in post that im engaged to Nanami. Yesterday, in the shower, I lathered myself up in soap and carved his initials in my stomach with my finger.
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>>83092892
>white blonde moid
yep you're not beating the allegations
just give a 3d moid with potential and shape him up to be like him
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>>83092892
>Do not simp
Fake "dom" detected. Simping is good, healthy and morally correct.
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>>83092916
I unironically did, once, a long time ago. We met on discord and he was white with blond hair, and he liked me because he said I looked like Nagatoro, which heavily offended me because im not nearly as tan. He was a lolicon though, so the conversation was short lived.
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>>83092892
>OP wants a buff guy
It's over. Too hard to find a girl who appreciates guys like pic rel
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>>83091700
>linen pants in november
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why would a woman like ass?
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>>83093113
The ass is the muscle you use to thrust your hips forward with. It basically means you can fuck them harder.
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>>83093074
You're a teen.... what even is a long time ago for you? Last summer? You sound very cute and attractive and you could definitely find a blonde muscular guy to molest and bully.
>im not nearly as tan
YET, you can fix that
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>>83092243
>liking younger and more attractive women is... le bad!
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>>83091700
i have a nice big ass, yeah. lots have commented on it. would u wanna lick it femanon? is that what girls wanna do? girls who i am not intimate with but am friendly with like to slap it and squeeze it, girlfriends like to lick it and put their fingers in it



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