hi robotsim a girljust turned 19dont have a bf right nowi think im like 7/10im willing to be your online girlfriend but you need to tell me why i should be your e-girlfriendill reply to whoever i find desirable
>>83092248Let's see who falls for this bullshit BPDemon bait who will ghost every guy she talks to in a week.
>>83092248did you just discover this site or something?
>>83092248oof, godspeed, anonbe careful with that, the people here aren't exactly a healthy kind in one way or anothertake care of yourself
>>83092248This is the most depressing fucking thing I have ever read. Holy shit please touch grass or actually do something with your life that isnt this fucking depressing.
why do i have the feeling op is gonna jerk off to the replies or something?
>>83092248If this is you, for your own good, dont self post on an anonymous website. Delete this while you can.
do you mean online exclusively? whats the point of a gf if no kissing and sex
>>83092248You should be my e-gf because I have a deep voice so you can at least enjoy that over voice chat as a cope for not being able to touch. Also because I will stream horror movies and old PC games for you, or watch you streaming vidya. I also look decent so you can look at my pics or see me on cam as yet another cope for no actual cuddles and sex. Lastly, you ought to date me because I have a calm and quiet personality so I won't raise my voice or threaten you. Oh, and I'm also autistic and have no social life so won't cheat.
>>83092248Who is the person in the picture
>>83092341can we smite this guy off the face of the earth please?
>>83092348I have Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease so I'm already dying.
>>83092357stop fucking simping for hairy burly men larping as women on r9k and go outside enjoy the time you have left then
>>83092248op, are you virgin? i only wanna be with another virgin
i feel like i know u
>>83092365I'm a big burly man larping as a bigger burly man... Wanna chat, baby girl?
>>83092365No, being catfished is far preferable to going outside to get attacked by feral hobos and bats.
you're cute op i would reply if i didnt have a gf already
do you like 32 year old men
>>83092279fat fuck junas not simping for anyone who claims to be female challenge - difficulty level: impossible
>>83092478n-no... I only like older men...
>>83092545im a 53 year old virgin loser prepare ur pussy nona
>>83092545Good thing I'm 34 then, what are our relationship goals?
>>83092581w-why are you a virgin...>>83092594I prefer older men...
>>83092627When did you start larping a s-stuttering foid on 4chan?
>>83092248where are you from? would you date a 34 year old khhv who spends too much time playing warcraft?
>>83092248hahatheres something nice about people pretending to be horny teenage girls who like guys like useven tho no such thing happens in reality, i (just like everyone else) dream about teenage girls and yearn and crave themgranted in real life none of this is happening, but even if it is just a man doing this for attention, just the fact that he acts it out is nicesome bait is okay, because it makes me feel happy
>>83092581would anything really change if you fucked a 19 years old pussy at this point?sounds like you need to big online height netting you millions of dollars (10m+) or if fail punished with deatham saying sounds like you need to make mad amount of money sooner than later as time is ticking very hard for you now
>>83092248If you're in LA or anywhere near SoCal I'll date you.
>>83092627b-because w-women wont t-talk to me... baka!! >.<
>>83092652All of this is for you.. anon..
>>83092652i once helped incel make 100k+ a yearturned him into 100k+ a year from home incel with some moneyhe turned into a gigantic piece of shitbiggest mistake of my life so farnow i dont help people
>>83092723Damn, how'd you do that though? Taught him to code or something?
>>83092723bro what how?
>>83092723Please save me nona
>>83092723Holy shit do that for me and I will sign a contract upfront that lets you have half of my income. Not even kidding, 50k/year would change my life radically.
>>83092723Very fine bait. Very fine bait indeed.
>>83092723Sort of makes sense. For a 100k you could do anything you wanted. Fresh new house, new Mercedes, set your wife up for life etc.
>>83092522>simpingyou keep using that word, i don't think it means what you think it meansi've had similar problems with morons like you in the past, you all think being remotely decent to someone who claims to be female is simpingeveryone deserves respect and a tinge of niceness in their lives, the robots, the failed normalfags, even the baiters and attention whores, as obnoxious as they can beit's time to be nice, my dude
>>83092795Cool and correct non-hater anon. Rude people need to be gassed.
>>83092733>>83092734>>83092745>>83092753>>83092769>>83092792the amount of replies is scaryi come from a rough background, had to learn a lot the hard wayhe had loving parents, roof over head, warm mealshe lacked motivation, knowledge, no ambition, raw actioni filled the gaps that were missing, he kept crying saying how he feels like a wormi took pity on him, built him up to heights he was never suppose to reachdont want to talk too much smack but shitty person with money is still a shitty personi am forever done helping people with their problemsi dont care if somebody remains a loser, starves, diesi am becoming more and more devoid of emotions as those are mostly weaknessesi need to do my job, expand, learn more, expand again regardless of how i feelall relationships are transactional thats all there is to it, emotions dont matter and should not dictate your lifeif you want better life unironically apply raw action to your life on daily basis and stop wasting timeit might take years but if you truly try every single day for years you will become very successful
>>83092860You could have gotten an easy 50k a year by setting me up, but no, you chose to ramble with a barely coherent post instead. Sad!
>>83092910they literally said they dont help people anymorebut yea ill take 50k too lol
>>83092795>even the...attention whoreswhat, like tripfags?
>>83092801thank you, i appreciate youbut i think rude people just need to be shown some kindness, maybe that's what they lackbeing rude to them just perpetuates the cycle>>83092860for what it's worth, i deeply appreciate you if what you said really was trueit takes a lot to go to such lengths for anyone, you have a heart of gold and it's a shame it was shattered like thatas you say, shitty people will be shitty, rich or poorbut why do i get the impression that most of the kind people in the world come from simple, tough backgrounds...?could it be we have to learn what a harsh life is like before we can appreciate normalcy? hmm...please take care of yourself, anonand try not to lose this kindness if you can help it, you don't have to go to such lengths anymore but if it makes you feel good helping people, don't deprive yourself of it
>>83092860>all relationships are transactional thats all there is to itexactly. even parent child, friend x friend, etcits ALL transactional and a fight for power>it might take years but if you truly try every single day for years you will become very successfulnah you should be reasonable about your chances and be honest, not everyone can become a chess grandmaster, nor a pussy slaying grandmaster
>>83092973them too, there are other kinds around as wellavatars, baitposters can also be attention whores, etc.everyone deserves some niceness and respect, reallyeven you, so do your best out there, aye? make sure you drink some cool water and check your posture too, wouldn't want you to have any back painstake care, anon
>>83092860>all relationships are transactionalCongrats you've passed puberty>if you want better lifeDefine better life>you will become very successfulBy which metric
>>83093087success is only measured in the amount of money you makeonce you make close to 1m net after tax monthly you get to truly experience lifemoney amplifies everything you doeverything else is a cope
>>83092248She will still pick the best of the best of the men. The average /r9k/ is just here to pay for her food and drive her around till she see's her boyfriend when he finishes work.
>>83092248>dont have a bf right nowSo you had one in the past? sorry I'm too good for you. I'm out of your league.
>>83092248Too old for me, hag>t. 18 y/o man
>>83092860refusing to help anyone else because of one bad instance is kind of selfish. >>83093146anon you are unfortunately right. every femanon has been like this. build up orbiters so they can pay for her to go see the boy she really wants.we need a bonnie blue of r9k who fucks any incel robot who asks
>>83092860>You have a right to perform your prescribed duties, but you are not entitled to the fruits of your actions. Never consider yourself to be the cause of the results of your activities, nor be attached to inaction.
>>83093200>bonnie blue of r9kanon do you even understand what that would take?1057 men / 12 hrs = 88.08 dicks per hour 88.08 / 60 = 1.46 dicks per minute so every 41 seconds a new pathetic coomer gets to bust and cryto satisfy r9k? let's say 2000 active robots 2000 / 1.46 = 1369 minutes = 22.8 hours nonstopshe'd need industrial strength lube, a rotating fuckbench, and a team of fluffer drones just to keep the line moving meanwhile 80% of us would still say "i don't deserve it" and walk away anywaywe're not getting a bonnie blue we're getting another femanon who posts feet for nitro then leaves to get creampied by her discord mod bfthis is the eternal robot cycle
>>83093127Gosh dang, guess most humans have never experienced life, it seems :3
>>83093278yes very unfortunate
>>83093260but she wont get hiv or aids like bonnie blue because we are all virgins. but you are right femanons only want discord chads and groomers and my voice is not manly enough to be either of those things
>>83093260these numbers scare meim a femanon and only get like 1 dick per monthshe gets 88 dicks per hour...
>>83093331up those numbers femanon starting with me
op post vocaroo if not larping
>35 years old>make $200k a year>pretty shy and socially awkward>had one gf before that manipulated, abused, and used me for my money>very caring>love to cook and watch anime>coping currently by traveling to places
>>83094125did she fuck your cock often?
>>83094238yeah, she lived with me, was a NEET who I took care of. Though I was too nervous and anxious to initiate
>>83094261how do u feel about her not being around, how did u part off
>>83094409better. Just feels lonely not having someone though.>how did u part offshe got arrested for domestic violence and never saw her again
>>83092248Sorry I'm only interested in 6/10s
>>83092248I have a gf that looks like this.
>>83094434what that means, she beat the shit out of you and you called the police?
>>83094505she came at me with a knife and I called the police
>>83094525what made her do that?
>>83094526wanted to test how I would react if she came at me with a knife. She was upset just before because I didn't answer her phone calls or messages while in a meeting at work
>>83092248are you into girls, op?
>>83094538so after arrest she just stopped messaging you/coming to see you?or did you ghost her and move away?
>>83094571she legally could not contact me. She can now but has not. I also moved
>>83094590first time hearing of girls giving a fuck about restraining orderssounds like she had somebody else already or youre leaving some details
>>83094609>sounds like she had somebody else already or youre leaving some detailsyeah, I have no idea. I was scared the whole time she would contact me
>>83094542stay in your containment thread unless you are posting tits
>>83094628>>83094590crazy story man. I'm glad you were OK and she didn't make up some stupid shit about you and get you in trouble with the law. I make way less money than you and I've still been seen as an easy mark by predatory NEET women because I'm lonely.
>>83094628glad youre doing better, stay strong, make that money, work on being healthy, invest, grow and prosper
>>83092860sorry to hear he became a total piece of shit. if you ever need someone you can freely use to do whatever you want, run errands, anything at will I'd go out of my way to please you. my only redeeming quality is I'd probably be able to help you regain your emotions and remain helplessly loyal
>>83094651>I'm glad you were OK and she didn't make up some stupid shit about you and get you in trouble with the lawsimilar incident happened with her previous bf, so police knew her and they already have been showing up several times>>83094655thanks dudeit just so lonely :(
>>83094628why were you scared? did you think there was a risk of her trying to kill you after that experience?>>83094697>so police knew her and they already have been showing up several timesoh so a crazy using bpd cunt. sucks anon.
>>83094707>why were you scared? did you think there was a risk of her trying to kill you after that experience?yes, she was very vengeful, was scared she would come back to harm me or try to manipulate me more>oh so a crazy using bpd cunt. sucks anon.yeah, maybe she just found a new victim
>>83094707knife wielding retards can pose real threats she could easily tell her next boyfriend in line to fuck him up, people hurt/kill for pussy
>>83092248>onlineinto trash it goes
>>83092795u aint gonna tap bro
>>83095840I'm sick of that faggot turning up in every thread with a hint of a foid
>>83095895whats a foid?
>>83092248Are we on /soc/ or what? Why is this shitty hookup thread still up?
