>talk to cute interesting girl here>she is american>find a girl online whose interests and personality 100% aligns with mine>american>find the literal perfect wifematerial here>americanYou guys cannot suffer. Any type of girl you can think of, exists in your country. In my country, whose population is so small that it could be a statistical rounding error compared to yours, there are no women whose personality is compatible with mine. There are only Stacy normies here.
>>83094106ironically literally every fucking girl i vibe with is in EU for some fucking reason
>>83094106The issue is that America alone is the same size as Europe. I MIGHT find a girl I like talking to, and then find out she lives in Alaska or California which are thousands of miles away.
>>83094106I deserve an American girlfriend because I've spent my entire life in front of my PC and absorbed more knowledge of the US than someone with a PhD in American history.
nah it's easier for europeans since euros are all close together. here instead of 80 million people in an area the size of germany we get half of half of half of that in the same amount of area. so when youre american and meet someone online you have an even higher chance of needing to book a plane ticket if you wanna get to them
>>83094134That doesn't really matter since all you have to do is move a bit further away. Me? I'd need to immigrate and gain citizenship in another country, and that is harder done than said.
>>83094150Oh, sure, but you don't need to become another country's citizen. That's not an easy feat, you know. And I still need to get a plane ticket because my country is so remote.
>>83094164>all you have to do is move a bit further awayUh huh. All I have to do is uproot my entire life or convince someone else to do the same Just because it's less paperwork doesn't mean it isn't a nightmare, or that it's feasible.
>>83094183It's WAY fucking easier than immigration and naturalization to a foreign state. It's not even comparable.
>>83094206Nigger it is the SAME shit with less paperwork. If you already know English and basic American history you're halfway there. Literal third worlders can do it. Come across the pond if you want. Glocks are $300 and the portion sizes are bigger.
>>83094243OK, where's my American waifu? Also I might favor a Sig over a Glock.
>>83094106same here the only girls who have liked me and even been horny for me calling me hot and so on have been americans
Superhuman anime girls that can run as fast as a car exist in America?
>>83094243These aforementioned turdworlders have familial connections, a job, or a place of study in the United States. I don't. If it was as easy as you imply, you wouldn't have so many illegals, and I wouldn't see them get depoorted in the news.
>>83094121how do you find eu girls here?I'm like OP. All the girls I find here are americans.
>>83094338>where's my American waifuGotta go get one at Shartmart.>SiggerThis is a Glock Perfection neighborhood you sumbitch.>>83094436I truly doubt the process is that grueling. I'm sure you could at least get a work visa.Maybe they're unwilling to give it to you for being white though, I don't know. My government is completely retarded
>>83094338>SiggerEnjoy your ND faggot. I have a g19 for concealed carry but I honestly would like to get a p365, they are actually pretty nice
>>83094490>I truly doubt the process is that grueling. I'm sure you could at least get a work visa. I wouldn't look for love on a work visa. That seems unstable. I'd need actual citizenship.>Maybe they're unwilling to give it to you for being white though, I don't know. My government is completely retardedI'm not white. I'm a yellow man.
>>83094106the coolest girl i ever talked to was from a scandinavian country i don't remember from where exactly but she was really likable.there are a lot of cool women in the US though, it's just that as an ugly balding fat broke guy without a license there's little chances to get them to be my gf.
>>83094455Not trying to be an ass but they're usually the most mentally ill and unstable ones wich are my type
>>83094518If I remember correctly you can get an "in" with a work Visa since you have a career in the states>YellowSEA or East Asian? I like Asian immigrants, typically. Would take more of them in a heartbeat over fuckin Somalis and sandcoons
>>83094585It's not just about getting in, but also staying. A work visa is not a permanent solution. I couldn't start a relationship or a family when I could get kicked out of the country at any moment. It's too unstable.>SEA or East AsianCentral.
>>83094710My point was that it should be a path to citizenship. Make the argument that your career hinges on it or some shit to start the naturalization process.>CentralThought you guys were considered Arab-adjacent more than yellow
>>83094771I couldn't, because I'm just a security wagie janny. Look, the point of all of this is, is that you Americans have it easier. You don't need to go through all these hoops to be with the girl of your dreams. Sure, moving to the other side of the country is a big undertaking, but you never have to worry about citizenship, or, you know, moving to an entire different country and culture.>Thought you guys were considered Arab-adjacent more than yellowFuck no. I look like... uh, Elliot Rodger.
>>83094834>security wagie jannyYo, fuckin twinsies. Armed security has been my bread and butter the last year. Hoping to get onto a PD though.>moving to an entire different country and culture.Culture varies here more than you may realize. The boonies of West Virgina, a city in Cali, and a town in East Texas may as well be different countries. The language does stay (mostly) the same though.I don't know the ins and outs but maybe look into citizenship through military service. I got a couple buddies who did it.>look like... uh, Elliot Rodger.You know I don't even think he was a bad looking kid. Probably was just fucking insufferable to be around
>>83094880>I don't know the ins and outs but maybe look into citizenship through military service. I got a couple buddies who did it. Is that actually a thing? I have military experience from when I was a conscript and I loved it. I miss it, honestly. Shit, if that's actually a thing, I'm signing up right this instant.
>>83094918>if that's actually a thingI believe it is. The only guys that ever talked about it though were a Puerto Rican and a Mexican, so I'm not sure if it's available to just anyone.
In my experience Russian women are the only ones online that seem to have interesting personalities. I've met very few American women with depth and even then our personalities didn't match
>>83094918Here, actually, found an article. As far as actually getting into the US military while in a foreign nation, I have no idea.The Army is the easiest branch to get into though, and there's an MOS for everything.https://www.alllaw.com/articles/nolo/us-immigration/how-get-citizenship-through-military-service.html
>>83094106If she was brown she was probably being extra nice to secure your European genes
>>83094106I am unironicly working on getting a better job just so i xan import my egf from italy,this life plan has given me so much energy and has basicly brought me from the dead.We tried it out and lived together for 3 weeks and it was heaven now i just need to scracth some money together and she has to gradudate and we are set to start our life together.If you find someone like this anons do everything you can to move in together both of you.
>>83094966A Russian girl from /soc/ seemed nice but then ghosted me.
>>83094106I hear this, but I have never managed to talk for very long to a fembot off of this board. I just don't know how to talk to women, all of my interests are autistic and very moid-coded. It's not even that they didn't like how I looked because I have never gotten to the point of trading pictures of eachother.
>>83095005True even most Russian women are cattle but this applies to most people
>>83094106Do europeans/south americans have no websites of their own or something?
