Should I buy a dildo to stimulate my prostate?
>>83095302Depends are you hot or ugly?
>>83095507why does that matter in the slightest?
It's worth a try, I have had some of my best orgasms when penetrating myself, but it feels kind of silly when it doesn't work. I never do it because it feels like too much effort.
not until you have experience stimulating your prostate. buttstuff has a barrier of entry, you have to learn the sensations before they're able to overwhelm your senses. I highly recommend magnum sharpie markers, they're just long and thick enough that anyone can insert one, but still feel it and reach their prostate. many forums online recomend starting with fingers but thats a waste of time, never once been able to consistently stimulate the prostate that way, even when you can its too tiresome. anyways move on to dildos once you're able to make the sexual pleasure distinction. once you know what you're doing, abstain from orgasms/porn for a week, then get high and use a dildo. you will never have sex as intense as that.
Yeah check out the anal thread on /d/ get some lube a dildo and even a stool or a chair you can sit and ride on, even an upside down bucket works if you gotta keep it incognito If your a real degen get a fucking machine and cum all day every day
>>83095626even just using a thin sharpie marker for me is painful and feels like nothing good at all. taking anything bigger sounds really painfulwhat is it supposed to even feel like at first?
>start doing lots of anal play in spare time>rectal walls begin manufacturing copious amounts of clear, odorless mucusy liquid>it eventually gets to the point where I can just start spontaneously with zero prep>always have enough of it in my body to fill a shot glass if I push it out>two shot glasses if I'm really horny, whenever I get horny I have to go to the bathroom to wipe my ass>don't even need to use lube anymore unless I'm going to be doing something really extreme>not incontinent but no longer have to push to poop anymore, it just kinda plops out in the blink of an eye without leaving much of anything behind>asshole always feels kind of loose>can't fart anymore, risk of blasting my undies with an assload of buttsnot is too highdon't take the buttpill, it's not worth it. stay out of your asshole.
>>83095302Sure but just don't overdo it. I once accidentally trained myself into only being able to cum from anal over the course of about a decade.
>>83095648that sounds hot as fuck holy shit why does it just hurt for mehowd you make this happen to you i want that
>bought a dildo to stimulate my cervix because it had been years since I last penetrated myself>Get in bed and use it, things feel great>Hold on... Why is it so wet all of the sudden? Did I piss myself??>Turn on the light>BLOOD EVERYWHERE. LOOKS LIKE HE AFTERMATH OF A FATAL STABBING>run to the toilet >Its like I'm peeing blood for five seconds straight and takes 20 minutes for the bleeding to fully stop>Feel dizzy as fuck>Crawl back into blood soaked bed and pass out>Turns out I just had a bad case of cervical ectropion (caused by hormones and is ultimately benign)
>>83095646what part is painful, for you? even now I still take my time with initial insertion, due to a little pain/discomfort. you have to kind of ease your asshole out of tightening. If you arent already, use lube, obviously. I start by massaging my hole and taint, slipping the tip of the finger in just barely, easing out as it reflexively tightens, then back in again. Once its inside, you have to search. This was the hardest part, and it took me many, MANY tries before I finally familiarized myself with what exactly I was looking for (the temptation of that "super orgasm" always kept me coming back in spite of many disappointing failures). A regular sharpie for me was never very effective at pressing against the prostate even when I knew what I was doing, though I understand the apprehension with moving up to something slightly larger, a magnum is really not hard, I dont think.
>>83095648literally never heard of anyone like this in years of this, you should be studied
>>83095302yes, i think you should. best way to masturbate desu
>GOIS LOOK IM A WOMAN :DDDDthey literally cannot help themselves, even in a thread they implicitly cannot relate to
>>83095725>what part is painfulthe initial insertion, taking it in and out, moving it around in me, everything. i massage and everything and try to gently work it in there but i HAVE to force it in eventually, just gently pushing wont make it go in on its ownive used spit and olive oil and they both do an equally shit job, i AM working on getting some lube soon but i dont have access to it proper right now>though I understand the apprehension with moving up to something slightly largeri cant even get a second finger in besides the regular sharpie. not so much apprehension as much as it is that im unable to
>>83095672>faggots are unironically turned on by butt mucuswhy am I not surprised
>>83095999there is literally a thread up right now of a guy saying he used to chew his girlfriends blood clots that came out of her pussy during menstruationstraggots are fucking gross. vaginas constantly leak out mucus and shit out blood once a month. dont act like youre any better
>>83096065ykw you're right I'm tripping. the human body is just disgusting in general.
>>83095302I recommend buying a buttplug set, there are cheap ones on amazon, and doing Mindgasm exercises. Despite the fact mindgasm says a toy won't help, and it's all about the mindset, I disagree. Having something big press against your prostate really helps. The initial penetration will always hurt a bit, but you get more and more used to it.
Can someone please post more hooni porn?pretty please and kindly :3
>>83095302you should buy a gun to shoot yourself in the head
>>83095302Do it, if you get a really big one it feels incredible
>>83097436>>83097416Instructions unclear; fired off a 50bmg in my anus
>>83097622At least now you know what it feels like to be penetrated before you die
>>83095675God vaginas are fucking pig disgusting
>>83095302I once tried it with four Kinder Surprise eggs. I jacked it in the bath, shat the eggs out and then passed out, lol.
>>83095302>>83097622ButtbIasted
>>83097729whyd you pass out and what if the eggs got stuck inside youhowd you know they would come out
>>83097748Hyperventilation from jacking it, then the strain of pushing the eggs out made me pass out. As for how I knew, I assumed it'd be the same as pinching out turds.
>>83095302get a vibrating butt plug that is controllable over the internet and let me control it
>>83095302why do that when you can get a boyfriend for free?
I've heard pretty good things about aneros. Should I get one?
>>83095657Hot, do you still need something up your ass to cum?
>>83095648>Anon gets anal prolapse without getting superfistedFascinating specimen
Im gonna get fucked by my 6'6 bf in around 3h btw for anyone reading this thread.I'm 5'7
>>83096065fully coping not even halfway I can fully describe your degen life lo
>>83099094No, it took a lot of training but I was eventually able to recover the ability to reach orgasm the way I used to. That's actually a fairly recent development.
i have a lovense edge and its pretty goodi take it with me whenever im getting laid and a lot of the time its better than dick
>>83095302You need to take 11 inches BIG BLACK COCKS from hung Black kings everyday.
>>83095675>stimulate my cervixi knew dick size mattered why do you foids keep lying and pretending 5 is enough
