At what penis size are you a volcel? What size will women fuck you purely for the size of your cock?
>>830954255.5x5.5 here. Women won't fuck me because I won't let them. My virginity is my only possession it shall not be stolen from me.
>>83095425How do men walk with that between their legs? i never even thought of how big a dick could be. 6 inches is half a forearm? why did this inquiry just occur to me?
>>83095467Dicks are typically not hard when walking around and soft dicks are small
>>83095475How does it even sit comfortably? Furthermore, do you only feel in the head or the whole thing?It just never occured to me that people have a pseudo 3rd limb.
>>83095500My dick is like 1.5-2 inches soft and gets a lot bigger hard. It sits very comfortably, I don't notice it at all, I notice my balls more than my dick. When it's hard most of the feeling is in the foreskin and head, otherwise it doesn't feel like much.
>>83095500It's like your tongue, which is technically a weird meat tentacle but you're not really conscious of it. Well until it gets hard, then just imagine your clit when aroused.
>>83095500yeah it sits to one side of your trousers and since it's spongy it can compress without any discomfort.
>>83095467That's why I had mine removed. Pants are more comfortable now
>>83095500>How does it even sit comfortably?it just does. it's not bothersome. Sometimes, if you do a particularly weird movement or it gets stuck in a weird position, you can squeeze your balls or your dick. But it's uncommon. The head is the most sensitive part, and what hurts when struck. The balls are a different issue, they are so sensitive that any kind of pressure on them will hurt, it basically feels like squeezing that nerve on your elbow. The shaft is a little less sensitive than a finger, I'd say, it's not particularly interesting.
>>83095536>>83095521>>83095518the human body is fascinating. Is getting hard uncomfortable? especially with pants on?
>>83095571>Is getting hard uncomfortable?No it feels good>especially with pants on?If the pants are too tight it can be a little uncomfortable, but flexing your dick with hard pants on feels great
>>83095571getting hard is kinda strange, you can feel your heartbeat in it and it obviously gets a lot warmer, it can be uncomfortable if your pants are too tight, it can also hurt the ligament at the base if it's tight and your pants are forcing it to point downwards
>>83095500mine is really really extremely small when soft and i dont even have to think about it at all, it just rests with the head pointing downwards and i can feel it rubbing up against my clothes just like i can feel any other part of my body rubbing up against my clothes. im uncut, btw. having the head exposed and rubbing up against there sounds like torture and for me it would be. the outside of the foreskin is as sensitive as just regular skin.when it gets hard I can feel it poking against my shorts. not really uncomfortable, just some pressure and tightness
>>83095527>uncutliterally 3rd world tier, low iq
>>83095594Holy shit you can flex the dick like a MUSCLE AAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH. That's the most hilarious shit ever.>>83095602I'm trying to visualize the pain. Is it like the dick is getting bent?
>>83095425this chart is crazy. i already knew it would be but i couldn't imagine taking anything bigger than 5. i couldn't even fit a small tampon the size of my pinky into myself without making myself bleed and hurt. but i also just think i have some dysfunction or something
>>83095639There's a condition called vaginismus (sp?) that causes the vagina to be unusually small/tight.
>>83095622Being uncut seems like its ideal for comfort. Do you guys ever have a question about how vaginas work?
>>83095571the friction can be uncomfortable, getting hard while on the toilet is also annoying. You go from having your penis hanging into the bowl to all of a sudden being "stuck" and feeling the toilet rims hard edge rub against the shaft and the head touch the cold porcelain. Then you need to do an awkward squat to get up and not let your penis drag against the inside of the bowl.
>>83095571>Is getting hard uncomfortable? especially with pants on?Only if it gets in a bad position like it wants to go up but it's trapped in a way that pushes it down.
>>83095634>Holy shit you can flex the dick like a MUSCLE AAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHSort of, you can put more blood pressure into it basically and make it jerk up. You kind of clench your asshole to do it, I think women have a similar thing with their pelvic floor muscles.
>>83095666have you ever tried to hit your anterior or posterior fornix?
>>83095666yes why are they so fucking nasty holy shitlike when i see vaginas i go soft and feel disgusted even though im straight and love the female bodyhow do you guys handle having that, handle touching it? do you ever feel disgusted at your own body?
>>83095678Never, actually. i've tried but it was unsuccessful. Maybe i should try again one day?
>>83095651yeah i suspect it might be that,. but im too embarrassed to bring it up to a doctor
>>83095674thats not putting more blood pressure into it. youre flexibg a muscle at the base of your penis called the bulbospongiosus musclesome people say if you learn how to flex the muscles in your groin the right way, you can make them contract rhythmically and make them inadvertantly stimulate your prostate
>>83095634>Is it like the dick is getting bentno it's more like the ligament getting stretched, like if you try and touch your toes and the stretching feeling you get in the back of your legs. It depends how tight the ligament is though, some dudes have a loose ligament and their penises point downwards because of it even when hard
>>83095690you can buy dildos made to hit it specifically
>>83095702Swear to god the bp goes up, it gets much more vascular and I can feel the pressure
>>83095702Men have a hidden vagina behind their penis?
>>83095686I do feel disgusted sometimes. Especially since its an open organ and its wet all the time. Have you heard about discharge? Its the stuff that always comes out. Sometimes its thicker like mayonaise, sometimes its slippery like eggwhites. It doesnt have a swee scent, which i wish it did. But it can smell really good tho, when you're ovulating. All depend on where you are in the menstrual cycle. And thing is, a vagina can be tedious. If the ph is off down there you can get an infection, and that fucking smells. And it itches.>do you ever feel disgusted at your own bodyYeah, i'm scared of sex because im scared he'll think my vagina is ugly.
>>83095712oh hell nah man. hell to the no, to the no no. It feels so wrong and immoral to do that
>>83095722its just a diagram of the muscles of the male groin, including the anus>>83095730>Have you heard about discharge? Its the stuff that always comes out. Sometimes its thicker like mayonaise, sometimes its slippery like eggwhitesyah ive heard about that shit, really nasty honestly. i love my own precum and i wanna lick up someones precum but vaginal discharge sounds gross even if its the female equivalent>>83095736why?
>>83095730guys really dont care what your vagina looks like, obviously some look better than others but if he's attracted enough to you to even want to see you naked he really wont give a shit
>>83095736well something long and thin will do it anyway, like picrel or something. supposedly it's really hard to hit with your own fingers
>>83095703Wow i didn't know that. having a dick seems pretty chill tho you can pee so easily and mess free. Just aim and pee, and done.>>83095702But the real question is, can you move your dick from side to side while hard? is that possible? movig the dick while hard?
>>83095759>But the real question is, can you move your dick from side to side while hardnoyou can bump it up and down but thats it
>>83095744>really nasty honestly.dude i honestly don't like discharge either, except for ovulation discharge. Its watery and smells like pheromones.If you ever get a girl/if you have a girl, when she is ovulating, take her panties and sniff em. trust me. you like it (if she eats well and is healthy)>why?I was raised super prude, religious household. I was dissuaded from exploring my sexuality, so i don't know much. Im exploring now, but i have had bad experience with inserting things.
>>83095759you can swing it side to side with your hips
>>83095785AHAHAHHA YOU CAN DO THAT???? THAT'S EVEN FUNNIER I'M IMAGINING IT.
>>83095790it must be so retarded, like a rod swinging around. i wish i had a sword like that. It seems hilarious.
>>83095755I've tried fingering and it doesn't do anything for me :( , feels like a sham
>>83095804he does it here >>83095527
>>83095787>If you ever get a girl/if you have a girllollmao even>>83095794yeah>>83095790true
>>83095527>UncutSeeing uncut penises literally makes me want to cry, sometimes I actually do cry about it.
>>83095813then try and hit the anterior/posterior fornix, some women say they can't cum from penetration and then they find a partner who can hit these spots and suddenly they can have multiple mindblowing orgasms from penetration alone
>>83095820is it because you are cut?
>>83095759Can't make it swing side to side but can make it flex. It also makes a thump if I let it hit a flat surface on purpose>>83095730Honestly just keep it clean and eat healthy. For me atleast the way a vagina looks matters less than the way it smells. Vaginas can smell great, they can have a clean sweeter scent to them.
>>83095814dicks look weird i cant lie. How da fuq does that even get hard?
>>83095836like this, literally like a balloon
>>83095833> they can have a clean sweeter scent to them.you have to eat really well, and eat a lot o pineapple and cranberries, I eat the former, but even then you cant escape the "organ" smell. Like nickles, fleshyness.>>>83095824Do you think a toothbrush will suffice? still live with my parents so i am NOT bringing a dildo home
>>83095425If I liked you enough to to go into bed with you a 5 inch cock is not stopping meThough an 8 or 9 inch might
One time a guy told me men could flex their dick muscles or something, and I didn't believe him, so he sent me a video of him doing it. And now I think about it a lot anytime I see dicks
>>83095857>Do you think a toothbrush will sufficeyeah that should do it, try it now and let us know how it goes
>>83095852BRO HOW DOES IT GROW AHAHAHHAHA i'm sorry this is just so funny to me, i don't have much knowledge on this because i was raised in a religious home.
>>83095860>Though an 8 or 9 inch mightyou mean 8-9 is too big and you will refuse to have sex with him?
>>83095831>is it because you are cut?Yes, it's miserable, my tip rubs against my underwear and it hurts and I mean it feels good to masturbate but it could feel better and it's unnatural and scarred and gross so yeah it makes me cry like a little bitch.
>>83095857lol organ smell, doesn't bother me, it's part of the body. Just don't have an unwashed funk to you honestly.The penis probably has a similar scent to it. I try to eat healthy, hydrate, and eat my vitamins, fish oil pill, zinc, and l-citrulline in order to maximize the size of my loads.
>>83095863Nah man i'm on my period it's gonna be too messy
>>83095884>periodSmear it all over yourself
>>83095868it's literally just blood, as the blood vessels get bigger with blood it pushes against the corpus cavernosum (literally just connective tissue, when it stretches it becomes stiff)
>>83095868here you go fembot, a short video explaining exactly how erections workhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IaX43qF8fo
>>83095891yucky. Do you know how nasty menses can be? you know don't just bleed, we get chucks too. A big, almost black chukn the size of an oreo came out of me once anon. Id rather not
>>83095926Yeah I know what it is. My ex used to send me pics of hers. I wanted to chew those clots up while jacking off.
>>83095896Thats actually so fascinating, wow>>83095917Thanks anon
>>83095939What the fuck? what the actual fuck. how do you even think of such that?
>>83095960What it's a normal thing to do, it's not hurting anyone
>>83095882I do wash though, I use a bidet actually, i can't stand the thought of just wiping.
>>83095794STOP my penis is not FUNNY STOP
>>83095964Im just shocked. I just find them nasty, but if thats what youre into thats fine. Its peculiar, but fine nonetheless
>>83095425I hate being 7x5.5. It's crazy how much bigger 8x6 looks.
>>83095871More like I physically couldnt without being in pain
>>83095991So uh, how clotty is your period?
>>83095981Dicks are hilarious. They're so goofy. Its a flappy meat thing..? and then it upgrades to a meat sword
>>8309542515cm circumference should be around 6inches.16cm lenght should be a little above thatDoesn't matter because it's hidden in pants anyway so women don't know.
>>83095868how old are you you sound to young to be here
>>83096009it's like a pokemon evolution
>>83096004In the first 3 days, its pretty clotty, but i wear tampons (i hate clots, and i hate, HATE, the feeling of the blood and the clots coming out). Ugh. But ever after starting to wear tampons periods have become so pleasant.
>>83095965Bless you I appreciate that, a woman with a bidet is a keeper.
>>83096009no it is a very serious thing do NOT EVER laugh about penis AGAAAIN
>>83096019Im 19 so i'm old enough to be here but i'm young. I mean it, i grew up very sheltered.
>>83095666yes where exactly am i supposed to lick and how
>>83096023>tamponsI always wanted to suck one clean but that's too """gross""" for anyone I've known. What happens when you yank the tampon out? All my exes were pads or free bleeders.
>>83096030i would look after you and let you study my penis everynight like a scientist
>>83096046That outfit is fucking hot.
>>83096044Okey so the tampon soaks the blood, but not the clots. So when you take it out the clots are either going to be on the tampon, or they are going to fall down into the toilet as you full it out. Very yucky feeling. But free bleeding is best, less cramps. And tampons can be a hazard, you cant wear one for more than 8 hours, after that the risk of Toxic shock syndrome is too high. But free bleeding is messy. I have been thinking about buying menstrual cups.
>>83096076>they are going to fall down into the toilet as you full it outThe money I would pay to see this>I have been thinking about buying menstrual cupsI wish I was a menstrual cup may I volunteer my mouth to the cause?
>tfw no girl that think my penis is funny and laugh at it while i am all emberassed
>>83096076how long does the bleeding go on for?
Fembots, what does getting wet feel like? does your pussy get warm like when i get hard? does it feel like you've peed yourself a little?
>>83096036See picrel? So the Yellow circle is the whole hoo haa. Red circle is the clitoris and the clioral hood. Blue is the inner labia folds and purple is the vagina (The vagina is just the hole btw)After necessary foreplay (kissing, dirty talk, fondling, yada yada) You can start by licking the whole inner part. To tease her, lick the labia folds (blue circle) but only lightly. You can the lick over both blue and purple circle before focusing on red circle. Thats where she will be pleased. Lick and suck the whole red circle (you can add medium/hard pressure, it depends on the woman) But this is key, the clitoris is partially or fully under the hood, so you have to draw back the hood to reveal the whole clit. No lick this lightly, or harder, depending on her. But this is where the magic happens. do this, and occasionally pay attention to the other ares, until she is happy
>>83096104Depends on the woman, can be anything from 3 days, to over 10 days. For me its about 6/7 days
>>83096126Also don't forget to stick at least 3 fingers up her ass, most girls can handle more than that though
>>83096085No The menstrual cup has to he up in the vagina stupid. So no, that would work.
>>83096126thank you saving this not that i think i will be doing this anytime soon its great to learn
>>83096140ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT DONT LISTEN TO THIS
>>83096153correct, it should be atleast be your whole fist, most woman can even handle up to the elbow
>>83096166You need help man. you are lying to the masses.BUT anons, you can finger her while eating her out. mhm, good shit.
>>83096143Duct tape my head to your vagina and I'll keep my mouth open
>>83096117It gets well, wet, but also really hot. It doesn't feel like peeing yourself because it doesn't come from the same place. It comes from the vagine (hole) area, not the urethra. But the clit gets big, kinda hard, and it pokes out more. It also gets a lot more sensitive. The wetness is kinda like water, just thicker.
>>83096196that seems impractical. And i am wearing a tampon (and soon a menstrual cup) simply for practicality. But thanks for the offer though.
>>83096220It might impractical but as a bonus you get 24/7 oral during your periods
>>83096192just because your ass is overly tight doesn't mean everyone else's is
>>83096228WHAT THE FUCK. god. How does it feel to shit when your bum is all stretched out? Do you leak ore something?
>>83096225Okey, that's a selling point, but i think it would just cause overstimulation and that's not so fun
>>83096289you'd have to go over to /lgbt/ for the answer to that question
>>83096323Thats actually i question i have had for a while. im gonna google that
>>83096348does looking at penises turn you on? or is it just more inquisitive?
>>83095425i'm 5.3 inches length and 4.5 girth28 and a kissless virgini'm not a volcel, i'm also not insecure about my size, its not the biggest, but its not the smallest either, if you asked me>would you like another inch in length or girth? yeah, i'd say yes, but it really doesn't bother me or cause me stress, i've never been insecure about it and have a hard time relating to guys that are, guys that have a micropenis tho, for those guys I feel really badits also not the reason why i'm a virgin at 28 im cool with it
>>83096413Not always. Like right now my libido is low (i'm on my period so i can't get pregnant) and i'm curious. sometimes it does really turn me on though. Like really. But that's usually when i am ovulating.
>>83096476what kind of guys do you find attractive and what's your ideal penis size based on the chart in the OP?
>>83096487>what kind of guys do you find attractivefit, kind, into martial arts, asculine, open minded ect. I don't have list, and it really depends on who and where.> ideal penis sizeI would assume anything average? i dont know
>>83095425>What size will women fuck you purely for the size of your cock?8x6" and beyond.Below that and they'll most often than not laugh at your dick.t. 6.8"x5.4", had bitches laugh at it.
>>83095425>one life>born a 7.25"x5.25" girthletprobably couldn't even get hard if i had to opportunity to have sex anyways since i'd be too embarrassed, and would always be lacking compared to ex partners. like a hotdog down a hallway.
>>83096539REALLY>>83096555REALLYTOP 0.01% OF DICK SIZES HEREJESUS GUYS COME ON
>>83096555Nice trips>like a hotdog down a hallway.Imagine the used up cunts all wide and mushy from over 60 dicks, threesomes and double penetration.And not to mention the gigantic dildos.
>>830965617.25"x5.25" is slightly above average length wise and dead average girth wise in the west. in the west it's slightly above average, barely. you can't be considered big by any measure if you're sub 5.5" girth. i would never be a girl's biggest at my age so it would just be a disappointing fuck for all parties involved. hence never bothering with sex.
>>83096539>6.8"x5.4"That's above average, stop demoralization larping.
>>83096561>TOP 0.01% OF DICK SIZES HERENope.And even at a statistical 1.7x the avg volume, women still think it's laughable.
>>83096587use western average, you're not competing with countries with tiny dicks.
>>83096582>That's above average,Women don't care about statistics.Not in dick size, not in money, not in height. Men have to be well above average on everything, and women set the standard with no regard for reality.
>>83096569Western average girth is 4.75.https://calcsd.info/
>>83096596women definitely care when a guy is 7"-8"+x6"+. that's the size where any woman will keep you around for a fwb which might turn into a relationship.
>>83096593>use western average, you're not competing with countries with tiny dicks.Still 1.5x the average volume.Doesn't change the reality that women have standards way above the average and even beyond the logically acceptable.
>>83096600last i checked it's more like 4.75"-5.25". statistical outliers (big) don't start until 5.5"+ girth. i could buy otc condoms and they could fit me. that's called average.
>>83096602>women definitely care when a guy is 7"-8"+x6"+.So, sizes well above the average that are way less common. Hence a complete rejection of statistics. Average women don't want average dicks.
>>83096646no women want average dicks. women don't want above average dicks. they want huge statistical outliers who can completely stretch them out to their max and rearrange their guts so they walk funny the day after and are sore for a while. they brag to their friends whenever they're lucky enough to hookup with or land a guy with a massive cock.
>>83095666why do I hear so relatively more about women having bladder problemsI know pregnancy is a big factor but also just with women who've never been pregnantseen women mention literally pissing themselves laughing or during workouts on social media like tiktok or insta etc. so these are young women as wellI feel like the incontinence market is a lot bigger with women too but that could just be the whole pregnancy thing
>>83097046Yeah it's true that we pee a little sometimes. Its because too much pressure causes us to be unable to hold in our pee. You ever seen female powerlifters? they pee themselves because they are straining their muscles. The same happens when we laugh sometimes. too much pressure from our pelvic muscles on our bladder makes us pee. The urethra muscles can get weaker over time, or due to pregnancy, making this occur more often. and some women are just born with weaker urethra muscles. But kegel exercises and good habits around going to the toilet (only going when you need to, not when you just wanna pee) prevents this.
why do "fembots" never give opinions in dick threads now that there's a sizeable number of them apparently? do they want to be nice to incels and not shatter their minds by saying they prefer huge sizes? i thought you all hated incels and nonchads why wouldn't you want to make fun of them.
