/r9k/ - Why do some generals look so strange - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

11/12/25(Wed)19:58:14 No.83095900

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Why do some generals look so strange

Anonymous
11/12/25(Wed)20:02:25 No.83095942

Anonymous 11/12/25(Wed)20:02:25 No.83095942

>>83095900
The job requires a peculiar mixture of analytical thinking, capacity for great violence, and docility. The physiognomies of individuals fitting these criteria thus tend to be very odd.

Anonymous
11/12/25(Wed)20:05:45 No.83095968

Anonymous 11/12/25(Wed)20:05:45 No.83095968

>>83095900
High ranking commissioned officers are picked from among the most stuck-up nerds imaginable.

Anonymous
11/12/25(Wed)20:06:29 No.83095975

Anonymous 11/12/25(Wed)20:06:29 No.83095975

>>83095900
Too much adderall

Anonymous
11/12/25(Wed)20:06:45 No.83095977

Anonymous 11/12/25(Wed)20:06:45 No.83095977

>>83095900
>big forehead
big brain
>big philtrum
ooga booga monke
>eyes
they just look kinda traumatized

Anonymous
11/12/25(Wed)20:07:46 No.83095982

Anonymous 11/12/25(Wed)20:07:46 No.83095982

>>83095977
Also im pretty sure the guy in the top right is gay

schadenfoid
11/12/25(Wed)20:08:02 No.83095988

schadenfoid 11/12/25(Wed)20:08:02 No.83095988

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first guy's a real thinking man

Anonymous
11/12/25(Wed)20:08:31 No.83095992

Anonymous 11/12/25(Wed)20:08:31 No.83095992

>>83095900
Imagine having as much of a prefrontal cortex as the guy on the top left. Do you think he's in constant existential pain from his hyperconsciousness?

Anonymous
11/12/25(Wed)20:15:08 No.83096043

Anonymous 11/12/25(Wed)20:15:08 No.83096043

>>83095968
They are basically lobbyists