>be with skinny white girl for 5 years>she leaves>just can't do slampigs anymore>see myself as picrel if I even think of it>these are always the ones most willing to sext, send nudes and want to fuck straight away, so I gas them up for the rush of someone wanting me>ghost after seeing untenable tit-to-gut ratioLosing the hot one's one of the worst things that will ever happen to you.
>>83096702That's what happens when you try to depend on government tools
>>83096724Elaborate, origamily
You need to appreciate a sexy woman and show her undying commitment because every time she leaves the house she's getting hit on, forever
>>83097030Oh, please. Then you'll just be seen as boring and simp-like. I sometimes think the only relationships that work are male-beneficial polyamorous ones where the guy constantly shows how easily she can be replaced.
>>83097039It's not simp-like to tell your girlfriend she's hot, retard. Being a skinny girl past the age of 25 is as rare as an American in an Indian call center job.If your girl is still skinny, has nice skin, and a good diet then you need to make sure she feels loved, because as the other anon said, she will most certainly hear it from everyone else.
>>83097039You have to temper the compliments. I try to keep a 1:2 ratio of nice:mean things said. You don't even have to be particular, just ask her if she's really going out like that then refuse to elaborate. Her brain will be digesting the jab for weeks. Shush her when she's talking while you're reading. Make her wash the dishes again saying they're still dirty. Only compliment her looks, any acts of service type stuff she should feel like she's doing a bad job, anything cognitive she should feel stupid. You can compliment without words too. Just randomly grope or pinch her butt/boobs. It's risking being too nice but the behind hug and sniff her neck or kiss is a good one. It's good to try and leave bruises in easily concealed places but where it will frequently remind her of you. Hickeys are easiest, but a crushing grip on her thigh or upper arm works just as well. Women bruise very easily so it doesn't take much effort once you dial it in so it's not overkill.
>>83096702>nigga really turning down warm fat pussy from girls who wouldn't even WANT him to use a condom bc of 4chins memesLololol cuck
>>83097184lmao, the funny thing is you're completely right! Well, not about the cuck thing. That's someone else's problem. Breeding was completely signed off on and in the bag from the texts. Then she sent a torso pick and I wanted to gag from the double-tits. I just can't, bro. I just fucking can't.
>>83097030>undying commitment because every time she leaves the house she's getting hit on, forevertried that, they just cheat because their ego goes to DA MOOOOOON
>>83096702>ghost after seeing untenable tit-to-gut ratioGod it really do be like that. The cleavage looks so good in pictures and then their tits are never above a C cup. Fuck.
>>83097341Flatsoes, man, they're the absolute worst. Fat black chicks typically have great choccy milkers, though. That's been the one exception in my experience. Would plap another one of those. Fembots: if you're not gifted with tits just stay skinny, please.
>>83096702>has had sex>can still have sex>laments having sexNormie faggot larper leave
>>83097462Anyone, even you, can pull a plapper. You just need to pull yourself up by the bootstraps and give them a firm handshake, kiddo.
>>83096702You made the right decision bro. It absolutely isn't worth it. I know an irl plapjak and his shame is too real to hide. He always looks embarrassed and defensive when I see him with his braphogg.
>>83096702My first and only gf was an attractive, pale skin, blue eyed girl and it's pretty much turned me volcel. Downgrading to some brown bitch with brown nips would just make me feel disgusted with myself. She'd have to make up for it by being younger than my ex and also still a virgin, otherwise no bueno.
>>83096702>>83097438>>83098394I don't know how some guys do it. My only gf was atleast a skinny white girl even if she was retarded. I'd rather be alone for life than settle for some fat slob. Especially the chestlet ones.
>>83096702I've dated some fat chicks in the past, and all of them gave Godtier blowjobs (drooling, gagging, swallowing, everything) but sex was a chore desu. Struggled with lack of erection sometimes, and often I'd go limp as a wet noodle as soon as they took off their clothes and I had to actually close my eyes and picture some porn video I'd seen before to even get hard. Until I met my current gf. She's skinny, she's light skin with light green eyes, was a virgin when I met her, and what you know? My pp literally gets hard with a single hug from her. We've been dating for almost 2 years now (currently engaged) and we fuck like rabbits.TL;DR: Fat chicks give best blowjobs of your life but biologically, your body wants skinny girls, not fats lol
>>83097281Just fuck her in the dark with your eyes closed and stop getting pics from fatties, idiot. Bring them right over
>>83097281Also of course I am right I speak from experience lol I am an expert hog wrangler. I have never ONCE used a condom on a fat girl.One girl I fucked doggy and I fingered her ass then put my 2 fingers straight into her mouth lmao fat fucking pig moaned and sucked on them
>>83098562Lucky faggot. Id fuck you till you love me
>>83099422>>83098562I've been baited and switched into a couple fatties but fucked them anyways. All of them had loose, cavernous pussies.All of them got tired in less than 2 minutes riding dick.All of them had stinky buttholes.0/10 they would need to pay me to do that shit again.
>>83096702kekthe little details
>>83099688A few plappers I had did have a black bf prior. That was that pretty quickly.
>>83099422No, I'd feel bad inviting someone over knowing it's a chuck straight away. I already feel bad about ghosting her.
>>83099789tfw sameBeen sucked into relationships in the past when I just wanted sum fucc
>>83099679The pros are not outweighing the cons vs jerking off with a headset on here.>bring a potential BPD stalker into your life who will know your address if it's your place and you don't get a room>the smell>STDs>deal with the trauma of fucking someone who can't do the slightest self-maintenance, especially if you maintain a decent weight>the guilt of leading someone on, if you're capable of feeling thatWhy? Just to bump a live one? I got all I needed from her when she said she'd let me cum inside, honestly. Actually fucking her would have been of 0 benefit to me beyond that.
>>83096702I just cannot do it. I go soft at the thought of it but it was only the fats that liked me. In high school I got a secret admirer valentines card. Turned out it was from the fattest chick in school. Been with some chubby chicks but the problem is they do not stay chubby and just expand with time.It has gotten better though. Worked out a lot and have upgraded to the good looking but crazy bitches. Snapping this hot zoomer chick at the moment. Lots of daddy issues, calls me daddy, sends pussy and tit pics. She lives relatively close so may end up meeting and fucking.tl;dr I have finally graduated from only fat chicks liking me.
>>83099850Envy you, but am happy for you. Was with that for 5 years. Meet up with her and claim her ASAP.
>tfw zoomer isn't as a spicy and hot a prospect as it once was as they're nearing 30 and age worse than millennial by style and life choicesThey're so fucking frumpy when they get past the e-girl/OF-thot age. Gen A plz be better.
>>83099915I would have to fly but it would be worth it. It makes my day so much better. The other day I woke up to a good morning daddy and a pic of her new belly button piercing.
>>83099426>ass stuff at allYou disgust me. Zoomers are niggers. They are the same picture.
>>83099850Fuck I feel this. The hot crazy matrix is real.Who do I have to be to get reasonable looking chicks who are also sane?
>>83100866It's not about what you do. It's what you are. You would have found this in high school or a prestigious college if this was in the cards for you.
>>83100866I feel like it is increasingly just how women are these days. Seems they are crazier year after year. Just a cycle of more broken homes more broken kids so more broken homes etc.The sex is wild but at some point I would like someone who is not a fucking psycho and can get old with. For now, zoomers sending me snaps of their tits is a good consolation prize.
>>83100961>what you areYeah, me being a stable guy with a good job, no drugs/smoke/drink, no criminal record, sensible savings, cultured and well read, highly educated and credentials out of my ears must just scream crazy.My problem is that I need to vet harder but pussy is in short supply as is.
>>83101151Same, dude. Didn't get with someone til I was in my 20s, though. It was plappers and settling til my 30s. Finally got decent looking and acting women from decent families in my late mid 30s. I'm sure you're great and all, but if we were gonna get a great woman it would have been effortless in our youth. Cope with it how you want.
>>83101178Dont think I'm coping very well desu.More like enduring.
