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Can you blend into a crowd or do you always feel a spotlight on you?
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>>83100187
found waldo
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>>83100187
I'm a 6'2 thin blonde in an area where most people are overweight, short, and vaguely brown. I stick out everywhere I go.
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>>83100187
I'm as average as it gets, so nobody ever notices me even when trying to get their attention
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>>83100195
Where
>>83100445
Something must stick out..
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>>83100187
I'm 6'3", I stick out, and rarely go outside because of it, I'm an anthropophobic incel shut in, and standing out only makes it worse, I wish I was dead average at everything.
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>>83100187
I'm very easily forgettable
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>>83100187
The fuck did you just say to me you fucking shitwad
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>>83100187
Is that the dude from curb your enthusiasm in the bottom right?
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>>83101255
Larry David wishes he was that juked
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>>83100664
>Something must stick out..
Maybe if you talk to me, you'll notice how much of a loser I am
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>>83100187
I can tell people I'm leaving to go somewhere and when I get back they didn't even know I was gone. I just have natural social stealth.
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>>83100187
I get looks when I go outside and I'm not entirely sure why, like today on the way home from work I distinctly remember walking and on the opposite side of the road a blonde girl was looking at me then immediately looked away as soon as I looked at her. Happens whenever I go outside but not always with women, men, young and old. Maybe its how I walk, I apparently have good posture and I'm built well but part of me thinks im potentially always breaking some sort of social rule that im not realising drawing attention to me.
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Now that I am dead and rotten on the inside, I am indeed noticeable. Children cry out and shirk away in fear. Immigrants and blacks get concerned, women get turned on. Democrat-voting students keep an eye on me, and so do Republican-voting retirees.

But it's okay.



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