when my wife asks me to do something i say no thanks I'm good and then i slam the door and start screaming
>>83100716When my wife tells me to look at a cake or something she found on Facebook I say "no bitch I'm writing code"
>>83100780a cake? do i look like a fatass
>>83100824It's just a picture dude
>>83100843it's a mindset you fatass
>>83100858ok well now you're gay because you looked at gay porn
>>83100716based verbal abuse anonyou should lovebomb her afterwards and do aftercare if she ever cries or hyper-ventilates "im so sorry, i love you so much, you are so special to me" while also putting your hands on her neck and conditioning her to act like how you wantthats the best
>>83100716Funny, I say "yeah okay" and then I do it. I don't like screaming.
>>83101340faggot>>83101316i don't want to drop any bombs
OP is Tom from Tom & Jerry
You have a wife
